Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Sexy boy]

Awesome and mind blowing update full too dialogue yar itane late kaha se ho seriously. Bhai great last me garib ke ghar aur wo bhi shadi me Gaye awesome lol but still missing old AP lol
No love or no fight

 

[AP 316]

Update-46(Shit Just Got Real)


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Main-NAMASTE MAHESH ji...

Mahesh-Namaste - 2 aagaye aap main s.......

Woh bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki uski najar bhai par paddi same haalat uske beton ki hui... Mahesh bhaagke bhai ki taraf gaya or unke pairon ki taraf badha...

Deva-are kya kar rahe ho Galle milliye aapki beti ki Shaadi Hai bhai aakhir...

Deva bhai ne usko Galle lagaaliya uske beton ne bhai k pair chue...

Mahesh-Neta ji aap iss gareeb k ghar main toh dhanya hogaya bus jivan sammpan hogaya...

Deva-Aisi koi baat nahi hai aap jaison ki wajah se he toh party khaddi hai... Jaise he mere bhai ne aapke baare mein bataaya main apne aapko rouk nahi paaya or aapse millne chala aaya...

Ye sun Mahesh solid chownka...

Deva-Ji sahi suna... Ye mera bhai hai chota...


Main-Wassup...

Woh mere Galle Milla...

Mahesh-Aaiye bhai aaiye Khaana khaaiye...

Deva-Bus Mahesh ji Khaana abhi piche khaake he yahaan aae hain fir bhi aapka Maan rakhne k liye ye ek laddu khaalunga...

Bhai ne ek laddu uthaaya or khaaliya...

Usne humein ladke waalon se milwaaya unki aankhein khulli ki khulli rehgayi... Bhai ne rishi ko kuch kahaa woh bhaagke car se check book le aaya... Or 2 check banaaye... 15-15laakh k... EK Ladke waalon ko diya

Deva-Ye meri taraf se meri behen jaisi hai ye meri taraf se kanyaadaan rakhiye.... Ache se rakhna koi kami naa aane paaye...

Wahaan mojuud logon ko kaato toh khoon nahi... Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Naa nukur k baad ladki waalon ne check liya... Or dusara check unhone Mahesh ko diya...


Deva-Ye aapke liye...

Mahesh-maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaunga... Meri beti ko dediye wahi kaafi hai...

Deva-Tumhaare liye nahi hai ye tumhaare pareewar k liye hai betey ki padhai k liye or jo baarish mein fasal kharaab hui uske liye.. Rakho...

Mahesh ne woh rakha...

Deva-baaki sab gaon waalon k liye bhi main ghossna karta hun kal he patwari yahaan aake aapki fasal k nuksaan kaa jaayjaa leke jaaega or uska 100% bhugtaan issi maheene humari sarkar karegi... Jai Bharat jai haryana....

Ye boltey he loggon mein khussi ki Leher doud gayi "Deva Bhai ki Jai" k baare gunjane lage Mahesh k liye toh ye maano ek sapna tha...bc aaj aaj mein kitane ache kaam kardiye maine I am great... Aaj kaafi aashirwad mille mereko baad mein kaam aaenge ye bhi wahaan se humlog raat takk ghar pohanche bc sareer tutt gayaa travelling se... Aake sabne wahin Khaana khaaya halka foolka or fir apne apne ghar ko nikal gaye bhai or Rishi Ashish and ajit ko chodne gaye unke ghar.. thodi chit chat hui sabki maine archana ji ko phone karke kahaa ki kripya kar humaare mobile pohanchwaadein or fir aaj main net 9:00 pm par so gaya thakan itani thi ki nind mein bhi haddiyaan Dard kar rahi thi bc... Lekin subah takk scene ekdum fit tha subah 7 baje utha main aaj college Jaana tha or aisa behave karna tha ki kuch hua he nahi... Subah fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua and niche aaya babhi abhi tak so rahi thi shayad thakk gayi thi bhai nikal chuke they apne kaam par... Bc ye aadmi jinda kaise hai kitana kaam kartey hain bhai yaar bc 3 ghante se jyaada nind toh kabhi kabhaar he letey hain... Gajab he hain bhai bhi...

Meenu bhi nahi uthi thi toh kaka ko bol ke coffee and nasta ready karwaya tabtak Sam and Ravi ready hoke aagaye... Naasta finish kiya tab babhi aagayi...

Babhi-Morning...

Sam, Main and Ravi - Morning babhi...

Babhi-ab Haan bahot hua majaak already kitane din waste hogaye college restart kardo dhangse...

Main-sure..

Babhi-Nicki se mill Lena dimag khaa gayi hai mera call kar karke woh...

Main-ok...


Humlog ne naasta finish kiya he Tha ki Shyaam Kaka andar aaye ek polythene leke...

Main-kya le aaye kaka...?

Shyaam-tumhaare phone deke gaya hai koi beta... Thakur ji k yahaan se tha..

Main-itani subah subah Noice...

Usme hum sabke phones they bc Sims dhundi apni pehle toh then humne sabke phones liye Ami kaa wahin chhoda... Bikes already police recover kar chuki thi humari toh humlog ne bikes uthaai or chal diye college ki taraf..

ROHIT k ghar call kiya toh Aunty boli woh nikal gaya Tha college k liye.. Humlog college pohanchey toh log humein ajeeb si najaron se dekhrahe they bc media waalon ki wajah se yelog bhi ab bakchodi karenge... Hum bike park karke Canteen mein aaye Rohit Ashish Ajit Sana Divya Or Arushi wahin they... Rohit ashish or Ajit ko dekhtey he humein hansi aagayi ki bc kaise baithey hain jaise kuch hua he nahi wahi haal unka tha wohlog bhi hansdiye...

Main-Wassup...

Rohit-all good...

Ashish-Fit and fine...

Main-ye lo be pehle toh tumhaare mobiles...

Ashish - thanks bc mujhe laga Sachmein gaye..

Main-daru kam peeya kar Shaadi thi toh kya hua bc dhyaan rakha Kar...

Rohit-hansa matt bc ab samjh gaya woh...

Ravi-lol..


Laxman humein dekh kaafi khuss hua... Seedha wahaan aaya woh...

Laxm-Kaise bhailog....

Main-mast lawde tu kaisa hai...

Lax-jhakkas... Kahaan they aaplog...

Main-are ek Shaadi mein gaye they...

Lax-lo bc or ye media waale kya bakwas Pele jaarahe they...

Main-unka kaam he wahi hai be unse bachne k liye he silently gaye they lekin unhone apni he kahani banaali bc kidnap hojaaunga halwa Hai kya...

Lax-wahi toh...

Main-laa jaldi 4 special laa...

Ashish-ek meri bhi...

Main-raipta maarke munh foddunga special keval 4 he banegi yahaan koi naya include naa hoga apni coffee pee chupchaap...

Rohit-Lol...

Order deke maine Nicki mam ko call kiya.. ...

Main-Wassup...

Nicki-oho finally tumhe yaad aa he gayi humari...

Main-phone nahi they yaar Nicki mam abhi subah Mille warna aapki yaad toh mujhe humeinsa aaati rehti hai...

Nicki-oho ho jyaada flirt matt kar kya kand kardiye they yaar tumlog I was so worried...

Main-babhi ne bataaya aapko...

Nicki-Haan Kal raatko I was like dude what the fuck ye toh south movies waala scene hogaya....

Main-meri life movie se kam hai kya....?

Nicki-lol true... Tum sab theek toh hona...

Main-all good...

Nicki-,college kab aaoge...

Main-abhi wahin baithey hain...

Nicki - seriously...

Main-yep...

Nicki-aati hun main class k time...

Main-sure...



Maine phone cut kiya or kartey he anjali kaa call aagaya...

Main-yo...

Anjali-Code red... Check channel 24... someone has hacked it and he is about to deliver a statement...

Main-anything serious...?

Anjali-dead serious...

Main-holy shit...

Call disconnected...

Main-(chilaake) Laxman channel 24 lagaa jaldi...

Ye suntey he Laxman ne remote uthaaya or channel change karne laga...

Sam-Kya hua be...?

Main-Code Red...

Ravi-holy fucking shit... Jaldi kar re Laxman...

Laxman ne woh news channel lagaaya... Toh uspar scene ye tha ki puri screen black thi keval ek aadmi par lights thi jisne apne cehre ko fully black mask se cover Kar rakha tha even uski aankhein takk naa dikh rahi thi.... Puri canteen ki najar tv par gayi in sabke bich... Uss aadmi ne bolna chaalu kiya or suntey he main samjh gaya voice changer kaa use Kiya hai lawde ne...

Aadmi-toh kahaan tha main Haan Agar ye channel bandh hua toh main in 2no ko maar dunga...

Or uske ye boltey he light on hui toh saaf hua ki ek room k middle mein woh chair par baitha tha room pura white colored Tha usne mask k sath sath pure kapdey black pehne they.. .. Or uske just piche 2 bandey paddey they unke hath bandhe they munh mein kapda thunsa gaya tha...

Aadmi-I am sick and tired of this society this system and everyone of you... Our system is corrupted as hell.. I can't take this anymore you guys can but I can't I have had my share now I cant handle it... And log kuch kar nahi rahe hain iske baare mein naa police naa sarkar naa he koi Orr.. Pichle najane kitane saalon se ye ghatiya khel chalta aaraha hai lekin bus ab bahot hua tumlog aise reh shaktey ho but main nahi isliye maine decide kiya hai ki main khud ispar action lunga...so I challenge you Haryana Government haryana police cbi or every service out there... Agar dum hai toh rokkk k dikhaana mujhe.. Dhyaan se suno agle 48 ghanton mein main in 3 aadmiyon mein se kissi ek ko maardunga or woh 3 aadmi hain no. 1) Surjit Singh no. 2) Nitin Dahiya and no. 3) Laxshay bajaaj.. Kyunki Inko jeene kaa koi hakk nahi hai ye log iss samaaj mein kaala dhabba hain inhe jaldi se jaldi saaf karna hai...

Mere pass anjali kaa call aaya...
Anjali-what the hell is this Channel cut karwaa dun...?

Main-nahi... Maardega unhe woh agar channel gaya toh... Just wait..


Aadmi-so everyone dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari police mein jiske bharose tum baithey ho jiski wajah se tum khudko safe mehsush kartey ho dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari sarkar mein jispar tumhe itana garv hai... Dum hai toh rokklo Arey even Maine suna hai tumhaare so called hero woh AP or Abeer bhi waapis aagaye hain so dekhletey hain unmein bhi kitana dum hai... I know tum dono dekh rahe hoge tumhaare dost bhi so dum hai toh rokklo... Or Haan Mujhe majaak mein lene ki galati matt karna main bataadun main kitana serious hun...

Ye boltey he woh khadda hua or apne piche bandhe hue dono aadmiyon ki khoppadi mein goli daag di....

Ye dekh even meri bhi gand fatt gayi what the fuck... Ladkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gayi canteen mein...

This shit is so fucked up dude...


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[AP 316]

Thanks again everyone for such lovely comments.. Keep supporting...

 

[ʜeisenberg]

nice

 

[Yellow Flash]

Nice update. To finally ek new character ki enrte ho hi gayi hut is this the real one or fake one. Wait for next update.

Lines likhte waqt (, .) ka bhi use kar liya kar.

 

[crazyrex]

Very nice and fantastic update
gand fatt ke char ho jayenge
red john ka darson jo mila akhirkar

 

[Jutt Bro]

Code Red a he gya great update bro

 

[RAAZ]

Update-45(Done)



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Deva-Ab baat kartey hain tumlog ki tum jaantey ho main kon hun..?

Ispar sab chup rahe...

Deva-are bolo..

Unlog ne mundi Haan mein hilaai..

Deva-toh fir kya sochke inlog ko hath lagaaya kya socha tha Deva toh sareef aadmi hai politics mein Hai samjhaaenge toh samjhjaaega...yaad rakhna "" "Meri Adaalat mein Vakaalat nahi hoti or Saja hojaae toh jamaanat nahi hoti.. ""

Main-oh my goodness that dialogue was fire.... Holy hell...


Deva- aise nahi chalta Thakur Sahaab bilkul bhi nahi Saare duniya k kand karke yahaan aaya hun main.. India ko sudhaarne k liye main khud badla hun loggon ki madad karne k liye yahaan aaya hun agar tum mere pass aatey ye baat leke toh main wahin k wahin matter suljhaadeta mere bhai hain toh kya hua galati karne par maar inhe bhi padti hai... Par tumlog seedha action le liye main caahta toh Abtak toh khel khatam tha tumlog kaa lekin ye Sanki ne mana kiya mujhe ki ache log hain or belive me ye bahot he kam loggon ko bachaata hai because he is more good then he is bad...

Main-time please... Baat bich mein nahi kaati OK puri hogayi thi... Ab suno hogaya ye log ko galati kaa ehsash hogaya doobara nahi karenge... Chalo jaldi nikaltey hain fir...

Deva-shutup... So that being said ek chance deta hun tumlog ko warna "No one hurts my family and lives".. Lekin ab galati kari hai toh bhugtaan toh karna padega... Haina...?

Thakur-j. Ji... Ji...

Krishan-aap jo kahoge wahi hoga Bhai...

Deva-Dahej mein kitani jameen di hai thakur sahaab...

Thakur-W. W. W.. Wo. Oh...wajir ko pata hai..

Deva-juth Matt bolna mujhe pata chal he Jaana Hai...

Wajir-Ji 250 Acre.... Aap sab rakhlo...

Abeer-oye thappad maarunga toh yahin hugg dega tumhaari saari jitani jameen haina utani bhai daan dechuke hain tum humein jameen doge...

Deva-chupre... Suno 250 k 250 acre dono gaon k gareeb pareewaron mein baraabar baantdo...125 iss gaon mein or 125 Dulhe waale gaon mein..


Krishan - ji ji humein nahi caahiye kuch sab dedenge aap maafi dedijiye bus...

Deva-ye karo maafi miljaaegi...humlog chaltey hain... Or dhyaan rahe ek he galati maaf karta hun main... Goodbye Sorry for the inconvenience... Let's go...

Arjun-deva ji sabse pehle bahot - 2 dhanywaad hum ye ehsaan kabhi nahi bhullenge aapka aapki wajah se meri beti kaa gharr bass jaaega....


Deva-dhanywaad uske liye Matt karo meri wajah se agar kissi beti kaa gharr basse woh mere liye garv ki baat hai...

Main-(aaram se) aaya politician aaya...

Deva-agar dhanywaad Dena he hai toh iske liye do ki tum sabko chhod diya... Warna koi bachtaa hai nahi aise...

Main-(Aaram se) aaya aaya bhai aaya..


Arjun-Ji uske liye hum jitana dhanywaad dein utana kam hai bahot suna tha aapke baare mein aaj sab clear hogaya... Hum khuss naseeb hain jo aap yahaan aaye lekin agar yun bina Khaana khaae chale jaayenge toh humaare liye Sharam ki baat hogi...

Deva-dekhiye main parties wagairaah kaa Khaana khaata hun nahi but Haan ye log Khaalenge...

Main-bilkul bilkul...

Arjun-vinay bahaar Khaana lagwaado jaldi sabka...

Vinay - Ji...

Ye bolke woh bahaar chala gaya...

Arjun-Ji aaiye Khaana lagwaadiya hai...

Ye sun hum log uske piche piche chal paddey...

Archana-AP please aap 2 minute rukiye...

Main-bookh lagi hai aunty...

Babhi-2 minute rukkjaa Marr nahi jaaega...

Main-ok.. Aaplog chalo...

Woh sablog nikal gaye ab wahaan keval main thakur archana kritika thakur k dusre betey and unki family bachi thi...

Archana-Bahot bahot dhanywaad...

Main-isiliye main nahi rukk raha tha i hate this emotional shit... Ek baar thanks bola woh kaafi hai...

Ye sunn thakur ne mere kandhe par hath rakha uski aankhein namm thi...

Main-kyun chicha pata chal gaya kon hun main..

Ispar woh Hans diya...

Main-Jokes apart sorry maine aaplog se rudely baat ki...

Thakur-sorry toh mujhe kehna caahiye tumhe...

Main-tumhaare sorry k liye he rukka tha chicha...

Thakur-ek baat loud and clear boldun main jo aaj tumne humaare liye kiya hai woh koi Anjaan Aadmi kissi k liye nahi kar shakta...

Main-I am great... Am I?


Thakur-Indeed you are... waise tumhe humari jarurat padegi nahi lekin fir bhi humaare laayak koi bhi kaam chhota yaa bada ho toh beshak bata dena...

Main-uski jarurat nahi padegi fir bhi thanks... It was nice staying here... Loved this place loved you guyss... Or Haan chicha aage se sab kaam soch samjh k karna thakur giri se uppar parivaar hota hai...


Thakur-ye lesson sikha chuke tum mujhe already...

Main-ab aaiye sab Khaana khilwaatey aapko bhi...

Ye bol main un sabko sath leke bahaar ko aagaya bahaar ek side ko tent mein 3-4 tables ko join karke ek bada saa dining table banaaya tha or uske agal bagal kaafi kursiyaan lagi thi jinpar deva bhai and all baithey they... Main sam or Ravi bhai or babhi k bichmein chairs par baithey...

Main-baithiye baithiye thakur family baitho.. Akele thodi Khaaenge humlog...


Woh sablog bhi humaare sath baith gaye...

Main-I am hungry Af.. Waiter bhai jaldi lagwaa do..


Deva-media kaa kya karna hai....

Thakur-Ji idhar se humaare alaawa baaki kissi ko nahi pata kuch or humlog kissi ko bataaeNge nahi...

Main-Abhi kaa kya scene tha koi FIR wagairaah karwaai thi tumlog ne yaa koi statement diya tha ki humlog gayab hain...

Anjali-nahi but media waalon k sources tagdey hain Unlog ne guesses karna suru kardiya tha ki tum ho kahaan kya kidnap hogaye wagairaah wagairaah...

Main-toh kartey ye hain ki boldetey hain humlog yahaan aae they thakur chicha k invitation par Shaadi attend karne or attend karke nikal liye..

Deva-Ashish or Ajit k papa ko kya kahega... Wohlog bhi pareshaan hain bechaare...

Main-aap boldena koi personal matter tha misunderstandings hui or galati se ye sab hogaya baat bataane ki jarurat he nahi hain.... Aap bologe toh jyaada details naa puchenge...

Deva-ok... Jaldi khaao Khaana fir nikalana bhi hai.. Waise Idhar kaam wagairaah theek hua haina...

Krishan-Ji bilkul kaam jorron par hai saari galliyaan pakki hain government school and hospital kaa renovation hogaya animal hospital bhi khulgaya kull millake ekdum tejji se vikash horaha hai...

Deva-or fir bhi harwaadiye tumlog idhar se humein..socho humaara mla hota toh kitana kaam hota... Agli baar jitwaana...

Krishan-agli baar takk toh aap pm k liye nikal jaaoge..

Deva-are nahi nahi usme time hai abhi woh chalane do abhi dusron ko pehle North India sudhaartey fir whole India... Sabse jyaada kachara idhar he hai...

Aise he bakchodi mein Khaana hogaya humlog ne unse vidaa li or nikal gaye wahaan se... Or nikaltey he mujhe uss tau ki yaad aai jisne mujhe invitation diya tha bus mein jo Milla tha Mahesh naam tha uska yep uske yahaan bhi jaake aatey hain... Teesra gaon hai uska... Rr mein ab main bhai abeer Sam or Babhi they... Baaki alag alag cars mein...

Main-Abe jaanwar woh jo third gaon haina ussme rukkna hai...

Deva-udhar kya karega ab...

Main-aapko apne party k ek kattar supporter se milwaana hai uski beti ki Shaadi bhi hai aaj or mujhe invitation diya hai...

Maine unko bataaya fir ki kya scene tha...

Deva-It always feel nice to meet a genuine supporter lets go...

Humlog uske gaon mein pohanchey uska address pucha log baag chownk gaye itani gaadiya dekh kar... Uske baapu kaa naam mereko maalum tha nahi lekin fir bhi unke ghar Shaadi Hai aaj bolne par woh samjh gaye kiss Mahesh ki baat Kar rahe hain unhone humein uska address diya... Jo pass mein he Tha wahaan pohanche toh aage galli thodi patli thi toh cars humne piche he rokk di uske alaawa wahaan 4-5 normal cars bhi khaddi thi Maruti 800 alto type.. Uss galli mein 3rd makaan Mahesh kaa tha jo chota saa tha pakka... lower class se belong karta tha Mahesh thodi si jameen thi ussi se gujaara hota tha... Uss ghar k just side mein ek khaali plot tha jisme tent laga tha Khaana wagairaah chal raha tha... Humlog ko kuch gaon waalon ne humlog ko kya bhai ko kuch gaon waalon ne pehchaan liya or woh namaste namaste kartey hue sath holiye wohlog shock mein they ki jiss gaon mein aajtak mla naa aaya usme khud Deva bhai aae hain... uss plot k main gate par Mahesh khadda tha mehmaano k sawaagat k liye uske side mein uska bete they shayad ek 23-24 age kaa dusra 20-21 kaa jaisa Mahesh ne bataaya Tha....

Continued...

Solid Deva bhai ka opening scene dialog te puri update pe bhari pada waqai solid thaa. Vakalat jamanat maza aa gaya.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-46(Shit Just Got Real)


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Main-NAMASTE MAHESH ji...

Mahesh-Namaste - 2 aagaye aap main s.......

Woh bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki uski najar bhai par paddi same haalat uske beton ki hui... Mahesh bhaagke bhai ki taraf gaya or unke pairon ki taraf badha...

Deva-are kya kar rahe ho Galle milliye aapki beti ki Shaadi Hai bhai aakhir...

Deva bhai ne usko Galle lagaaliya uske beton ne bhai k pair chue...

Mahesh-Neta ji aap iss gareeb k ghar main toh dhanya hogaya bus jivan sammpan hogaya...

Deva-Aisi koi baat nahi hai aap jaison ki wajah se he toh party khaddi hai... Jaise he mere bhai ne aapke baare mein bataaya main apne aapko rouk nahi paaya or aapse millne chala aaya...

Ye sun Mahesh solid chownka...

Deva-Ji sahi suna... Ye mera bhai hai chota...


Main-Wassup...

Woh mere Galle Milla...

Mahesh-Aaiye bhai aaiye Khaana khaaiye...

Deva-Bus Mahesh ji Khaana abhi piche khaake he yahaan aae hain fir bhi aapka Maan rakhne k liye ye ek laddu khaalunga...

Bhai ne ek laddu uthaaya or khaaliya...

Usne humein ladke waalon se milwaaya unki aankhein khulli ki khulli rehgayi... Bhai ne rishi ko kuch kahaa woh bhaagke car se check book le aaya... Or 2 check banaaye... 15-15laakh k... EK Ladke waalon ko diya

Deva-Ye meri taraf se meri behen jaisi hai ye meri taraf se kanyaadaan rakhiye.... Ache se rakhna koi kami naa aane paaye...

Wahaan mojuud logon ko kaato toh khoon nahi... Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Naa nukur k baad ladki waalon ne check liya... Or dusara check unhone Mahesh ko diya...


Deva-Ye aapke liye...

Mahesh-maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaunga... Meri beti ko dediye wahi kaafi hai...

Deva-Tumhaare liye nahi hai ye tumhaare pareewar k liye hai betey ki padhai k liye or jo baarish mein fasal kharaab hui uske liye.. Rakho...

Mahesh ne woh rakha...

Deva-baaki sab gaon waalon k liye bhi main ghossna karta hun kal he patwari yahaan aake aapki fasal k nuksaan kaa jaayjaa leke jaaega or uska 100% bhugtaan issi maheene humari sarkar karegi... Jai Bharat jai haryana....

Ye boltey he loggon mein khussi ki Leher doud gayi "Deva Bhai ki Jai" k baare gunjane lage Mahesh k liye toh ye maano ek sapna tha...bc aaj aaj mein kitane ache kaam kardiye maine I am great... Aaj kaafi aashirwad mille mereko baad mein kaam aaenge ye bhi wahaan se humlog raat takk ghar pohanche bc sareer tutt gayaa travelling se... Aake sabne wahin Khaana khaaya halka foolka or fir apne apne ghar ko nikal gaye bhai or Rishi Ashish and ajit ko chodne gaye unke ghar.. thodi chit chat hui sabki maine archana ji ko phone karke kahaa ki kripya kar humaare mobile pohanchwaadein or fir aaj main net 9:00 pm par so gaya thakan itani thi ki nind mein bhi haddiyaan Dard kar rahi thi bc... Lekin subah takk scene ekdum fit tha subah 7 baje utha main aaj college Jaana tha or aisa behave karna tha ki kuch hua he nahi... Subah fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua and niche aaya babhi abhi tak so rahi thi shayad thakk gayi thi bhai nikal chuke they apne kaam par... Bc ye aadmi jinda kaise hai kitana kaam kartey hain bhai yaar bc 3 ghante se jyaada nind toh kabhi kabhaar he letey hain... Gajab he hain bhai bhi...

Meenu bhi nahi uthi thi toh kaka ko bol ke coffee and nasta ready karwaya tabtak Sam and Ravi ready hoke aagaye... Naasta finish kiya tab babhi aagayi...

Babhi-Morning...

Sam, Main and Ravi - Morning babhi...

Babhi-ab Haan bahot hua majaak already kitane din waste hogaye college restart kardo dhangse...

Main-sure..

Babhi-Nicki se mill Lena dimag khaa gayi hai mera call kar karke woh...

Main-ok...


Humlog ne naasta finish kiya he Tha ki Shyaam Kaka andar aaye ek polythene leke...

Main-kya le aaye kaka...?

Shyaam-tumhaare phone deke gaya hai koi beta... Thakur ji k yahaan se tha..

Main-itani subah subah Noice...

Usme hum sabke phones they bc Sims dhundi apni pehle toh then humne sabke phones liye Ami kaa wahin chhoda... Bikes already police recover kar chuki thi humari toh humlog ne bikes uthaai or chal diye college ki taraf..

ROHIT k ghar call kiya toh Aunty boli woh nikal gaya Tha college k liye.. Humlog college pohanchey toh log humein ajeeb si najaron se dekhrahe they bc media waalon ki wajah se yelog bhi ab bakchodi karenge... Hum bike park karke Canteen mein aaye Rohit Ashish Ajit Sana Divya Or Arushi wahin they... Rohit ashish or Ajit ko dekhtey he humein hansi aagayi ki bc kaise baithey hain jaise kuch hua he nahi wahi haal unka tha wohlog bhi hansdiye...

Main-Wassup...

Rohit-all good...

Ashish-Fit and fine...

Main-ye lo be pehle toh tumhaare mobiles...

Ashish - thanks bc mujhe laga Sachmein gaye..

Main-daru kam peeya kar Shaadi thi toh kya hua bc dhyaan rakha Kar...

Rohit-hansa matt bc ab samjh gaya woh...

Ravi-lol..


Laxman humein dekh kaafi khuss hua... Seedha wahaan aaya woh...

Laxm-Kaise bhailog....

Main-mast lawde tu kaisa hai...

Lax-jhakkas... Kahaan they aaplog...

Main-are ek Shaadi mein gaye they...

Lax-lo bc or ye media waale kya bakwas Pele jaarahe they...

Main-unka kaam he wahi hai be unse bachne k liye he silently gaye they lekin unhone apni he kahani banaali bc kidnap hojaaunga halwa Hai kya...

Lax-wahi toh...

Main-laa jaldi 4 special laa...

Ashish-ek meri bhi...

Main-raipta maarke munh foddunga special keval 4 he banegi yahaan koi naya include naa hoga apni coffee pee chupchaap...

Rohit-Lol...

Order deke maine Nicki mam ko call kiya.. ...

Main-Wassup...

Nicki-oho finally tumhe yaad aa he gayi humari...

Main-phone nahi they yaar Nicki mam abhi subah Mille warna aapki yaad toh mujhe humeinsa aaati rehti hai...

Nicki-oho ho jyaada flirt matt kar kya kand kardiye they yaar tumlog I was so worried...

Main-babhi ne bataaya aapko...

Nicki-Haan Kal raatko I was like dude what the fuck ye toh south movies waala scene hogaya....

Main-meri life movie se kam hai kya....?

Nicki-lol true... Tum sab theek toh hona...

Main-all good...

Nicki-,college kab aaoge...

Main-abhi wahin baithey hain...

Nicki - seriously...

Main-yep...

Nicki-aati hun main class k time...

Main-sure...



Maine phone cut kiya or kartey he anjali kaa call aagaya...

Main-yo...

Anjali-Code red... Check channel 24... someone has hacked it and he is about to deliver a statement...

Main-anything serious...?

Anjali-dead serious...

Main-holy shit...

Call disconnected...

Main-(chilaake) Laxman channel 24 lagaa jaldi...

Ye suntey he Laxman ne remote uthaaya or channel change karne laga...

Sam-Kya hua be...?

Main-Code Red...

Ravi-holy fucking shit... Jaldi kar re Laxman...

Laxman ne woh news channel lagaaya... Toh uspar scene ye tha ki puri screen black thi keval ek aadmi par lights thi jisne apne cehre ko fully black mask se cover Kar rakha tha even uski aankhein takk naa dikh rahi thi.... Puri canteen ki najar tv par gayi in sabke bich... Uss aadmi ne bolna chaalu kiya or suntey he main samjh gaya voice changer kaa use Kiya hai lawde ne...

Aadmi-toh kahaan tha main Haan Agar ye channel bandh hua toh main in 2no ko maar dunga...

Or uske ye boltey he light on hui toh saaf hua ki ek room k middle mein woh chair par baitha tha room pura white colored Tha usne mask k sath sath pure kapdey black pehne they.. .. Or uske just piche 2 bandey paddey they unke hath bandhe they munh mein kapda thunsa gaya tha...

Aadmi-I am sick and tired of this society this system and everyone of you... Our system is corrupted as hell.. I can't take this anymore you guys can but I can't I have had my share now I cant handle it... And log kuch kar nahi rahe hain iske baare mein naa police naa sarkar naa he koi Orr.. Pichle najane kitane saalon se ye ghatiya khel chalta aaraha hai lekin bus ab bahot hua tumlog aise reh shaktey ho but main nahi isliye maine decide kiya hai ki main khud ispar action lunga...so I challenge you Haryana Government haryana police cbi or every service out there... Agar dum hai toh rokkk k dikhaana mujhe.. Dhyaan se suno agle 48 ghanton mein main in 3 aadmiyon mein se kissi ek ko maardunga or woh 3 aadmi hain no. 1) Surjit Singh no. 2) Nitin Dahiya and no. 3) Laxshay bajaaj.. Kyunki Inko jeene kaa koi hakk nahi hai ye log iss samaaj mein kaala dhabba hain inhe jaldi se jaldi saaf karna hai...

Mere pass anjali kaa call aaya...
Anjali-what the hell is this Channel cut karwaa dun...?

Main-nahi... Maardega unhe woh agar channel gaya toh... Just wait..


Aadmi-so everyone dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari police mein jiske bharose tum baithey ho jiski wajah se tum khudko safe mehsush kartey ho dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari sarkar mein jispar tumhe itana garv hai... Dum hai toh rokklo Arey even Maine suna hai tumhaare so called hero woh AP or Abeer bhi waapis aagaye hain so dekhletey hain unmein bhi kitana dum hai... I know tum dono dekh rahe hoge tumhaare dost bhi so dum hai toh rokklo... Or Haan Mujhe majaak mein lene ki galati matt karna main bataadun main kitana serious hun...

Ye boltey he woh khadda hua or apne piche bandhe hue dono aadmiyon ki khoppadi mein goli daag di....

Ye dekh even meri bhi gand fatt gayi what the fuck... Ladkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gayi canteen mein...

This shit is so fucked up dude...


Continued....

Wow ab aaya hain koyi solid takkar dene wala aut woh bhi full daring ke sath. AP ko aur sarkar ko open challenge. Maza aayega bohat maza aayega is khel me.

 

[Assassin]

Update-46(Shit Just Got Real)


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Main-NAMASTE MAHESH ji...

Mahesh-Namaste - 2 aagaye aap main s.......

Woh bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki uski najar bhai par paddi same haalat uske beton ki hui... Mahesh bhaagke bhai ki taraf gaya or unke pairon ki taraf badha...

Deva-are kya kar rahe ho Galle milliye aapki beti ki Shaadi Hai bhai aakhir...

Deva bhai ne usko Galle lagaaliya uske beton ne bhai k pair chue...

Mahesh-Neta ji aap iss gareeb k ghar main toh dhanya hogaya bus jivan sammpan hogaya...

Deva-Aisi koi baat nahi hai aap jaison ki wajah se he toh party khaddi hai... Jaise he mere bhai ne aapke baare mein bataaya main apne aapko rouk nahi paaya or aapse millne chala aaya...

Ye sun Mahesh solid chownka...

Deva-Ji sahi suna... Ye mera bhai hai chota...


Main-Wassup...

Woh mere Galle Milla...

Mahesh-Aaiye bhai aaiye Khaana khaaiye...

Deva-Bus Mahesh ji Khaana abhi piche khaake he yahaan aae hain fir bhi aapka Maan rakhne k liye ye ek laddu khaalunga...

Bhai ne ek laddu uthaaya or khaaliya...

Usne humein ladke waalon se milwaaya unki aankhein khulli ki khulli rehgayi... Bhai ne rishi ko kuch kahaa woh bhaagke car se check book le aaya... Or 2 check banaaye... 15-15laakh k... EK Ladke waalon ko diya

Deva-Ye meri taraf se meri behen jaisi hai ye meri taraf se kanyaadaan rakhiye.... Ache se rakhna koi kami naa aane paaye...

Wahaan mojuud logon ko kaato toh khoon nahi... Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Naa nukur k baad ladki waalon ne check liya... Or dusara check unhone Mahesh ko diya...


Deva-Ye aapke liye...

Mahesh-maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaunga... Meri beti ko dediye wahi kaafi hai...

Deva-Tumhaare liye nahi hai ye tumhaare pareewar k liye hai betey ki padhai k liye or jo baarish mein fasal kharaab hui uske liye.. Rakho...

Mahesh ne woh rakha...

Deva-baaki sab gaon waalon k liye bhi main ghossna karta hun kal he patwari yahaan aake aapki fasal k nuksaan kaa jaayjaa leke jaaega or uska 100% bhugtaan issi maheene humari sarkar karegi... Jai Bharat jai haryana....

Ye boltey he loggon mein khussi ki Leher doud gayi "Deva Bhai ki Jai" k baare gunjane lage Mahesh k liye toh ye maano ek sapna tha...bc aaj aaj mein kitane ache kaam kardiye maine I am great... Aaj kaafi aashirwad mille mereko baad mein kaam aaenge ye bhi wahaan se humlog raat takk ghar pohanche bc sareer tutt gayaa travelling se... Aake sabne wahin Khaana khaaya halka foolka or fir apne apne ghar ko nikal gaye bhai or Rishi Ashish and ajit ko chodne gaye unke ghar.. thodi chit chat hui sabki maine archana ji ko phone karke kahaa ki kripya kar humaare mobile pohanchwaadein or fir aaj main net 9:00 pm par so gaya thakan itani thi ki nind mein bhi haddiyaan Dard kar rahi thi bc... Lekin subah takk scene ekdum fit tha subah 7 baje utha main aaj college Jaana tha or aisa behave karna tha ki kuch hua he nahi... Subah fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua and niche aaya babhi abhi tak so rahi thi shayad thakk gayi thi bhai nikal chuke they apne kaam par... Bc ye aadmi jinda kaise hai kitana kaam kartey hain bhai yaar bc 3 ghante se jyaada nind toh kabhi kabhaar he letey hain... Gajab he hain bhai bhi...

Meenu bhi nahi uthi thi toh kaka ko bol ke coffee and nasta ready karwaya tabtak Sam and Ravi ready hoke aagaye... Naasta finish kiya tab babhi aagayi...

Babhi-Morning...

Sam, Main and Ravi - Morning babhi...

Babhi-ab Haan bahot hua majaak already kitane din waste hogaye college restart kardo dhangse...

Main-sure..

Babhi-Nicki se mill Lena dimag khaa gayi hai mera call kar karke woh...

Main-ok...


Humlog ne naasta finish kiya he Tha ki Shyaam Kaka andar aaye ek polythene leke...

Main-kya le aaye kaka...?

Shyaam-tumhaare phone deke gaya hai koi beta... Thakur ji k yahaan se tha..

Main-itani subah subah Noice...

Usme hum sabke phones they bc Sims dhundi apni pehle toh then humne sabke phones liye Ami kaa wahin chhoda... Bikes already police recover kar chuki thi humari toh humlog ne bikes uthaai or chal diye college ki taraf..

ROHIT k ghar call kiya toh Aunty boli woh nikal gaya Tha college k liye.. Humlog college pohanchey toh log humein ajeeb si najaron se dekhrahe they bc media waalon ki wajah se yelog bhi ab bakchodi karenge... Hum bike park karke Canteen mein aaye Rohit Ashish Ajit Sana Divya Or Arushi wahin they... Rohit ashish or Ajit ko dekhtey he humein hansi aagayi ki bc kaise baithey hain jaise kuch hua he nahi wahi haal unka tha wohlog bhi hansdiye...

Main-Wassup...

Rohit-all good...

Ashish-Fit and fine...

Main-ye lo be pehle toh tumhaare mobiles...

Ashish - thanks bc mujhe laga Sachmein gaye..

Main-daru kam peeya kar Shaadi thi toh kya hua bc dhyaan rakha Kar...

Rohit-hansa matt bc ab samjh gaya woh...

Ravi-lol..


Laxman humein dekh kaafi khuss hua... Seedha wahaan aaya woh...

Laxm-Kaise bhailog....

Main-mast lawde tu kaisa hai...

Lax-jhakkas... Kahaan they aaplog...

Main-are ek Shaadi mein gaye they...

Lax-lo bc or ye media waale kya bakwas Pele jaarahe they...

Main-unka kaam he wahi hai be unse bachne k liye he silently gaye they lekin unhone apni he kahani banaali bc kidnap hojaaunga halwa Hai kya...

Lax-wahi toh...

Main-laa jaldi 4 special laa...

Ashish-ek meri bhi...

Main-raipta maarke munh foddunga special keval 4 he banegi yahaan koi naya include naa hoga apni coffee pee chupchaap...

Rohit-Lol...

Order deke maine Nicki mam ko call kiya.. ...

Main-Wassup...

Nicki-oho finally tumhe yaad aa he gayi humari...

Main-phone nahi they yaar Nicki mam abhi subah Mille warna aapki yaad toh mujhe humeinsa aaati rehti hai...

Nicki-oho ho jyaada flirt matt kar kya kand kardiye they yaar tumlog I was so worried...

Main-babhi ne bataaya aapko...

Nicki-Haan Kal raatko I was like dude what the fuck ye toh south movies waala scene hogaya....

Main-meri life movie se kam hai kya....?

Nicki-lol true... Tum sab theek toh hona...

Main-all good...

Nicki-,college kab aaoge...

Main-abhi wahin baithey hain...

Nicki - seriously...

Main-yep...

Nicki-aati hun main class k time...

Main-sure...



Maine phone cut kiya or kartey he anjali kaa call aagaya...

Main-yo...

Anjali-Code red... Check channel 24... someone has hacked it and he is about to deliver a statement...

Main-anything serious...?

Anjali-dead serious...

Main-holy shit...

Call disconnected...

Main-(chilaake) Laxman channel 24 lagaa jaldi...

Ye suntey he Laxman ne remote uthaaya or channel change karne laga...

Sam-Kya hua be...?

Main-Code Red...

Ravi-holy fucking shit... Jaldi kar re Laxman...

Laxman ne woh news channel lagaaya... Toh uspar scene ye tha ki puri screen black thi keval ek aadmi par lights thi jisne apne cehre ko fully black mask se cover Kar rakha tha even uski aankhein takk naa dikh rahi thi.... Puri canteen ki najar tv par gayi in sabke bich... Uss aadmi ne bolna chaalu kiya or suntey he main samjh gaya voice changer kaa use Kiya hai lawde ne...

Aadmi-toh kahaan tha main Haan Agar ye channel bandh hua toh main in 2no ko maar dunga...

Or uske ye boltey he light on hui toh saaf hua ki ek room k middle mein woh chair par baitha tha room pura white colored Tha usne mask k sath sath pure kapdey black pehne they.. .. Or uske just piche 2 bandey paddey they unke hath bandhe they munh mein kapda thunsa gaya tha...

Aadmi-I am sick and tired of this society this system and everyone of you... Our system is corrupted as hell.. I can't take this anymore you guys can but I can't I have had my share now I cant handle it... And log kuch kar nahi rahe hain iske baare mein naa police naa sarkar naa he koi Orr.. Pichle najane kitane saalon se ye ghatiya khel chalta aaraha hai lekin bus ab bahot hua tumlog aise reh shaktey ho but main nahi isliye maine decide kiya hai ki main khud ispar action lunga...so I challenge you Haryana Government haryana police cbi or every service out there... Agar dum hai toh rokkk k dikhaana mujhe.. Dhyaan se suno agle 48 ghanton mein main in 3 aadmiyon mein se kissi ek ko maardunga or woh 3 aadmi hain no. 1) Surjit Singh no. 2) Nitin Dahiya and no. 3) Laxshay bajaaj.. Kyunki Inko jeene kaa koi hakk nahi hai ye log iss samaaj mein kaala dhabba hain inhe jaldi se jaldi saaf karna hai...

Mere pass anjali kaa call aaya...
Anjali-what the hell is this Channel cut karwaa dun...?

Main-nahi... Maardega unhe woh agar channel gaya toh... Just wait..


Aadmi-so everyone dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari police mein jiske bharose tum baithey ho jiski wajah se tum khudko safe mehsush kartey ho dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari sarkar mein jispar tumhe itana garv hai... Dum hai toh rokklo Arey even Maine suna hai tumhaare so called hero woh AP or Abeer bhi waapis aagaye hain so dekhletey hain unmein bhi kitana dum hai... I know tum dono dekh rahe hoge tumhaare dost bhi so dum hai toh rokklo... Or Haan Mujhe majaak mein lene ki galati matt karna main bataadun main kitana serious hun...

Ye boltey he woh khadda hua or apne piche bandhe hue dono aadmiyon ki khoppadi mein goli daag di....

Ye dekh even meri bhi gand fatt gayi what the fuck... Ladkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gayi canteen mein...

This shit is so fucked up dude...


Continued....

It smells like Home now now this is something I was waiting for