Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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NICE UPDATE BHAII BHOT AWALA MAZA AYA GIEA PAR AB NEW UPDATE KA INTAZAR HA BHAII

Thanks bhai

Mind-blowing update

Thanks bhidu

Ohh shit what an amazing update that was.
Holy moly

thanks bhai

wah kya scenes create kiya hai aapne AP ji.. superb..
Brilliant update AP ji........ Great going

Thanks bhai

Awesome update just fucked up the Ak-47 guys lol ye movie news bahut aayegi bc kya scene tha Littlely koi bhi nahi bhul sakte akela jake sabko marna aur wo chhat wala jump wow amazing bro you carry this story in Hollywood bro u will be become awesome writer ever

thanks bhdiu Sexy boy

Khatarnak wala update..
Waiting for next update

thanks bhidu

Kya tha bhai Sala Hollywood type scene tha car wala Mission impossible wala aur jise bhi mara sakal hi nahi dekh paye bichare aur last wale to insane the matalab puchha koi dukha to bole nahi matalab kya tha yeh woh char bande us ghar main gaye the yeh unhe pata hi nahi tha kya great great update bhai...
Aise agar 4 ya 5 update aa gaye toh oh god maja aa jayega bhai
Nice update fantastic...

thanks bhai Vipul keep supporting

Spiderman...Spiderman.... AP ban gayaa Spiderman...?
Superb execution kya Mara hai bc pdhte pdhte esa laga Jese sab speed mai hua ho..Pehle bently, phir stairs, distraction, jump, spiderman, and bum surprise...

Waiting for next...

thanks bhidu Naughty Lover

 

[AP 316]

Update-291(The Chase)


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Main-Tumlog mere waale ghar mein ghusso or baaki log jahaan se main kudda tha Usmein uppar jo 4 bandey hain unko bichmein lo bc dono taraf se goli maaro bhenchodon ko..lets go...

Abeer- We got you tu wahin rukk..

Main-OK..

Ab baaki team ki baari thi.. Jaise he mereko log meri taraf aatey sunaai diye main uss khidki se bahaar kudd gaya kyunki mujhe maalum nahi tha kitane log hain bc. Wohlog uss room mein enter hue toh piche se Abeer Mangal Jack or Ami enter hue bhenchod bhoond diya main waapis khidki mein aaya..

Abeer - What the fuck tu kidhar se aaya..

Main-Bhaag gaya tha main ye aae tab.

Wahaan 3 bandey or girre they yaani total 5 uss room mein 3 Dusari chatt par 2 uss ghar mein niche total 10 down they.. Uske baad mujhe or goliyon ki awaaj sunaai di pistols ki yaani humaare waale he maar rahe they..

Anjali--Roof waale 4 down..

Main-Gajab.

Jinse darrke main kudda tha woh 4on gaye yaani 2 ghar totally clear they 14 log Marr chuke they... Ab 1 ghar baaki tha jo main tha or bada tha..

Abeer- Next ghar mein wohlog set hue baithey honge kya kiya jaae..

main-pehle toh sablog ek jagah aao...

Sablog wahaan aagaye..

Main - 3 teams hain Wahi rahengi Main Anjali or Ami iss ghar ki chatt se kuddenge saamne teesare ghar k uppar.. Abeer ki team inki Ak47 uthaao or iss khidki se andhaa dhund firing kardo teesre ghar k uppar jisase wohlog apni apni jagah chhod idhar udhar bhaagein.. .. Or Jaise he Tumhaari goliyaan khatam hon tab Mangal ki team enter karegi main entrance clear kartey hue ussi time humlog uppar se enter honge then Abeer and team Mangal ki team k piche piche ghussenge andar waalon k pass bhaagne ko jagah nahi hogi..

Mangal-Perfect..

Main-Anjali Ami let's go...

Main Anjali Ami uppar aae yahaan se last ghar k uppar kuddana tha... Or not gonna lie gap thoda jyaada tha.

Anjali-AP Gap kuch jyaada nahi hai??

Main-Kuch?? Bahot jyaada hai.. Yahaan se kuddein toh saamne deewar pakkadke uppar chadd shaktey hain..

Anjali--Main iss taraf se jaa shakti hun..

Main - Ok.. Ami..?

Anjali - Ami..

Hum dono discussion mein busy they iss bich Ami seedhi bhaagti hui saamne waali chatt par kudd gayi..

Anjali-What the fuck.. Bandar hai kya ye..

Main - Ok lets go tu idhar se jaa main udhar se..

Hum dono bhi bhaagte hue kuddey main bhi pohanch gaya or Anjali bhi pohanch gayi.. Fir suru hui niche firing like crazy firing... Humlog seedhiyon par rukke niche nahi Jaana tha warna Abeer wagairaah humein he bhoond denge bhenchod.. Kuch seconds baad Abeer and team rukki toh humein niche bahot halchal sunaai di yaani plan kamyaab tha.. 3 bandey toh uppar aae bhaagtey hue or humein dekh gun nikaalne ki bajaae niche kuddne lage saalon ki peeth mein goli maari Anjali or Ami ne main thoda piche tha.. Woh 3no gaye kaam se..

Mangal-Entering now.

Main-Anjali Ami let's go..

Udhar se Mangal wagairaah enter hue or idhar se hum seedhiyon se niche kuddey iss bich jo bandey hall mein they woh bichmein fans gaye kuch humaari taraf paltey kuch Mangal wagairaah ki taraf or iss confusion mein wohlog busy they idhar humne goliyaan chala di bhenchod sabko wahin leta diya.. 6 - 7 bandey they woh log... Unmein se ek ko bhi goli chalaane kaa mouka nahi diya humne itana jaldi niptaaya unhe team work was insane at that time..

Ab wahaan 3 rooms baaki they.. Yaani jo tha yahin tha.

Abeer- Bahaar se bandey aarahe hain.. I repeat bahaar se bandey aarahe hain guns hain unke pass..

Main-Shit tumlog sambhaalo..Main Anjali or Ami rooms cover kartey hain..

Baaki sablog bahaar waalon se fight karne lage or idhar Main Anjali or Ami in teeno darwaajon ko cover karke baithey..Tab Mere waale room mein se mujhe khidki khulne or bahaar kuddney ki awaaj aai Maine ek gun daali or Dusari seedhi taane aage badha .. Maine maari gate ko laat lakdi ka gate tha sapaat se khull gaya.. Toh mera shakk sahi tha 2 bandey abhi kuddey they khidki se or ek Hari tha unmein se.. Lekin unse pehle uss room mein 2 bandey or they ek ladki or ek aadmi.. Ladki shayad inki rakhail wagairaah thi goli nahi maarni thi usko or woh banda uske piche cover leke khadda Tha chaaku tha uske pass... Waah bhenchod waah Ak47 se chaaku k pass aagaye yelog..

Main-Chaaku bhenchod seriously..?

Aadmi-Bandukk bache chalaatey hain... Dum hai toh theek se Ladd... Banduk niche daal..

Main-OK ok.. Aaja Rambo.. Ladki se durr hatt..

Ye bol maine gun daali niche or uski taraf ishaara kiya..

Ye dekh ussne ladki ko maara dhakka or meri taraf aaya lekin main thehra ghatiya aadmi jaise he woh aage badha maine Dusari gun nikaali or woh samjh paata usase pehle uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Woh Ladki chilaai..or issi bich uss room k bathroom kaa gate khulla or 2 bandey bhenchod bhaagte hue meri taraf aae main react takk naa kar paaya or pehle ne maari mujhe takkar jaanwar k maafik main piche deewar se takraaya bhenchod sir fatt gaya hoga, meri gun bhi chutti hath se.... Ek second ko toh blank hogaya main then reality mein aaya toh woh dusara banda mereko laat maar raha tha niche paddey ko he.. Main slide karke unke pass se nikala...

Main-Help..

Ye suntey he Ami aai gate par or bc dono ko goli maari.. Mere sir mein se khoon nikalne laga jyaada nahi but kaafi sahi laga tha..

Main-Hari is running tumlog yahaan nipto main usko pakkadta hun..

Ami-Go go..

Ye bol main khidki se kudda or Hari ki taraf Bhaaga mereko woh saamne dikhe like durr road k pass jyaada tejj nahi Bhaag rahe they wohlog kyunki dono he chutiya shape mein they.. Dusara banda Ranbir tha uska bhai jiski help se Chang ne dhunda tha inhe.. Main gand faad Bhaaga unki taraf.. Humlog ne itana shor machaaya tha ki road par 90% traffic rukk gaya tha or wohlog wahaan se humein he dekh rahe they jyaadatar k hath mein mobiles they.. Hari or Ranbir dono he road par pohanch gaye they or wahaan se woh ek khaali truck k piche chadd gaye traffic k kaaran truck slowly jaa raha tha toh aaram se chadd gaye wohlog ab woh truck aage badha toh idhar se main bhaaga gand faad maine literally Saara dum lagaa diya kyunki unhe nikalne nahi dena tha.. Truck uss traffic waale portion mein se slowly nikal raha tha.. Issliye main bhi pohanch gaya uske piche or Bhaag k latak gaya piche.. Main uppar chaddne laga toh flow flow mein itana khogaya tha ki main ye bhool gaya ki unke pass hathyaar bhi ho shaktey hain or jaise he main thoda uppar aaya mere saamne Ranbir khadda tha gun liye or jaise he maine gun dekhi maine hath chhod diye or truck se gira niche meri khopdi lagi niche sadak par bhenchod aaj sir fatt he jaaega mereko bhaari Dard hua lekin main turant side mein ludak k utha kyunki woh maadarchod goliyaan chalaa raha tha uss jaatey hue truck mein se... Main side hatta goliyon se bacha lekin ussi time mere piche se aarahi ek bike ne maari mujhe takkar bhenchod durr jaake girra main woh bike bhi girri koi sports bike thi jo kaafi powerful thi kyunki mereko faink k maara maadarchod bike ne main munh k ball late gaya wahaan toh kuch seconds baad woh bike driver aaya mere pass.. Koi 23-25 ummar kaa ladka tha main khadda hua..

Driver-Theek hai tu??

Main-Bhen k lawde F1 racer hai tu itana tej bike kon chalaata hai maadarchod...

Driver-Tejj kahaan bhai main toh 45 par tha..


Main-Durr hatt or chaabi de mereko teri bike ki..

Driver - Kyun??

Main-Mereko uss truck ka picha karna hai issliye... Movies nahi dekhta kya police bitch give me your bike..

Driver-Jaa naa chutiya naa bana teri umar k bharti bhi naa hotey honge..

Main-Bhen k lawde bol toh aise raha hai maano tu 120 saal kaa hai bhosdk durr hatt teri Maa ki chut.. Ye bolke maine usko maari laat woh bhenchod sadak se durr jaake girra maine uski bike uthaai or truck ki side nikala..

Main-(Bluetooth Par) Sam gaadi leke aa road se city ki taraf abhi k abhi gun leke aana jarur.. Main dikh jaaunga tujhe aage bike par...

Sam-On my way boss..

Main-Pel dena gaadi full...


Main truck se thoda durr tha kyunki truck se goli chalaa rahe they wohlog mere uppar... Maadarchod filmy scene tha pura lekin Jaane nahi dunga main naa naa naa..


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Update-292(All I Do Is Win Win Win No Matter What.....)




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Wohlog kaa plan pata nahi kya tha kyunki wohlog iss truck mein kahin nahi jaa shaktey they.. Main aage nikal k truck ko rukwaa shakta tha lekin goliyaan lagne k chance jyaada they issliye main thoda gap banaake chal raha tha... Mujhe wait tha Sam and all kaa... Woh time bhi aaya Sam Ravi or Rohit RR mein aae maine chalti bike mein he unse gun Lee..

Main-(chilaake) Aage jaake truck rukwaao toh ye...


Sam-Ok..

Main-Sishe bandh rakhna bhosdk bulletproof hai ye..

Sam-Baap ko Matt seekha.

Ye bolke Sam gaadi aage legaya Ranbir or Hari ne unpar goliyaan chalaai lekin woh easily nikaal legaya gaadi truck se aage... Or truck waale ko ishaare se rukkwaaya even gun dikhaai tab rukka woh truck.... bc truck waale kabhi roukatey nahi bina kaam..or jaise he truck rukka Hari or Ranbir kuddey usmein se or kuddtey he bhaage wohlog , lekin Ranbir bechaara fans gaya kyunki kuddtey hue niche girr gaya woh jisase thoda slow hogaya or Hari se dusari galli mein bhaaga woh toh maine bike rouk k maari uski peeth mein
goli ussi galli mein munh k ball girra woh Hari Turant road k side mein lagi shops wagairaah ki taraf Bhaag gaya main uske piche uss galli mein enter hua toh mere just saamne he woh ek Aunty ki khopadi par banduk taane khadda tha waise toh main uss aunty ko bachaane mein jyaada interested nahi tha kyunki Hari se uppar nahi hai woh, lekin issue ye hua ki wahaan bheed thi logon ki kaafi saare log they wahaan himachal bandh tha Kal or aaj khulla tha toh bheed toh honi he thi. Bc sab shops waale wahaan 4on taraf ghum gaye they or najar hum par gadaae ruk gaye they..

Main-Haan??

Hari-Maardunga isko main...


Main-Kyun??

Aunty-Plpppllease heelllpppp...

Hari-Tu aage aaya toh maardunga main isko..

Main - Ok main yahin khadda hun tu khadda reh wahaan.. Fir kya hoga??

Hari-Main surrender karunga.

Main - Surrender?? Bhosdk kissi ki khopadi par banduk rakh k kon surrender karta hai.

Hari-Aise karta toh thok deta tu.. Pata hai mujhe tu maardega mujhe..

Main-Toh aaj se pehle kaa time tha tere pass tab kyun nahi kiya surrender??

Hari-Tabtak bandey they mere pass... Dekhlo bheed waalo sabke saamne surrender kar raha hun agar main Marra toh...

Main-Ek second ek second unhe ghanta farak nahi padta tere jeene yaa marrne se be woh toh tujhe Marra hua dekhna caahtey hain.. Or bhenchod tu pehla banda aaya jo khaali bandukk k sath negotiate kar raha hai..

Hari-Kya matlab??

Main-Bhosdk goliyaan chalaatey time hissab bhi rakha kar kitani chalaa Lee or kitani baaki hain jab toh andha dhund chalaadi saari ye khaali hai..

Hari-Juth bol raha hai tu...

Main - Aji ghanta chalaake dekh saamne khadda hun..

Hari-Ispar chalaaunga main...

Main-Kitana chutiya haibe tu iske uppar chalaake dekhega agar lagaale goli hai bhi ek jo hai nahi lekin tu lagaale ek hai goli, toh isko lagegi or ye Marr gayi toh fir tereko kon bachaaega issliye mere uppar chalaa mereko vishwaash hai meri counting par goli hai he nahi ussme..tu dekh lena mer....

Iss bich ussne samajhdaar banananey k liye meri baaton k bich he meri taraf gun ki lekin main wait he uska kar raha tha woh mere taraf aim kar paata usase pehle uski khopadi kholdi maine woh Aunty chilaai wahaan gand faad.. Or bhaagi ek side ko Hari ki laash girri niche game over... Ek or jeet bc all I do is win win win no matter what .. Hari ki death bhi record hogayi thi mobiles mein waise toh bhenchod ye pura kand he recorded tha kyunki wahaan bhi log video Banaa rahe they or yahaan bhi... Wahaan laash girrtey he log taaliyaan bajaane lage.. Bhenchod chakke kahin k aise he hero they toh save he karletey uss Aunty ko.. Main iss shor Sharaabe mein itana busy Tha ki mujhe pata he naa chala ki meri pith mein kuch toh ghussa like bahot jyaada Dard hua main aage ko kudda toh mere piche Ranbir khadda tha or ussne meri pith piche uppar shoulder mein kuch toh bhi ghonp diya tha chaaku tha I guess jo meri pith mein he rehgaya tha.. . Dard itana hua ki main apne ghutano par aagaya..Woh fir aage badha maine apni banduk uthaai usase pehle ek or goli chali jo Ranbir ki khopdi mein lagi or woh wahin girra Goli Sam yaa Ravi mein se ek ne chalaai thi.. Rohit Bhaag k mere pass aaya...

Rohit-Holy fuck kya karun??? Jaldi bata?? Chaaku andar he hai be...

Main-Chaaku nikaal or tere rumaal se wound par pressure bannnaaaaaq... Orrrr jaldi hospital chal main blackout horaha hun..


Rohit ne khinch k chaaku nikaala toh bhenchod gand faad Dard hua lekin achi baat ye thi ye chota chaaku tha I guess side mein lagi sabji waale ki rehdi se uthaaya tha ussne..

Sam or Rohit ne mujhe sahaar deke uthaaya or leke chale gaadi ki taraf mujhe gaadi mein daala... Ravi ne Bluetooth par inform kiya sabko ki yahaan Hari or Ranbir gaye hain.
Or mujhe leke hospital jaa rahe hain.. Waise mujhe jarurat nahi thi hospital ki itani jyaada lekin khoon kaafi gaya tha mera sir mein 2 jagah se or yahaan shoulder mein... Or Dard bahot bhayaaanak horaha tha ribs mein.. Bhenchod ribs naa theek hongi meri puri life kyunki iske liye rest caahiye jo millega nahi kabhi...

Wohlog mujhe leke city hospital mein aae jahaan doctor ne turant attend kiya mujhe.. Koi bada issue nahi tha sir mein ghaav saaf karke patti kardi thi jo 24 hours k liye thi meri pith mein thoda saa issue tha lekin wahaan bhi kuch staples or ek do injections ne kaam kardiya chaaku chota tha bhenchod warna gand Marr jaati... Khair 1 ghantey baad mujhe hospital se nikaala unhone tabtak News fail chuki thi social media par videos viral horahi thi news channel par bhi videos chal rahi thi logon k mixed reactions they happy and angry wagairaah jo chalta rehta hai.. Ami or Priyanka aagaye they hospital baaki log scene clear kar rahe they abtak.. Issliye humne hotel Jaana theek samjha..

Ami--Anaa k calls aae they mere pass ussne video dekh Lee i guess maine bataa diya usko tum theek ho and aarahe hain..

Main-Cool..wahaan kaa scene sahi hai sab??

Priyanka-Haan all clear koi injury takk nahi hain apni wahaan kuch ko jinda bhi pakkada hai ek ladki hai jo uski Assistant wagairaah kuch thi bahot information hai uske pass..

Main-Perfect.. Oye Sam mere ko shirt dede teri...

Sam-Main kya pehnunga fir??

Main - Tere liye Ravi andar se laa dega tabtak gaadi mein padey rehna tujhe kon dekhega bhenchod.. Khaali baitha he toh tha tu.

Sam-Bhosdk truck maine rukkwayaa tereko gun maine dee or iss last waale gandu ko maarne mein 50% hath tha mera..

Main - Main maardeta isko toh tu naa maarta toh..

Sam-Still ek hissab se Jaan bachaai teri..

Main - Laa laa shirt dede bhosdk beijatti hojaaegi..

Sam-Le bc..

Sam ne apni shirt nikaalke mereko di..

Priyanka-Yo nice Abs Sam..

Ravi-ahahahaha...

Sam-Stop making fun of my beautiful body Priyanka.. I'll kill you..

Main-Bhenchod ye doctor se injection le lena tha ye waala kaafi Mast hai ye toh bc Dard kaa pata naa chal raha.. Nind jarur aarahi hai bc..

Sam-Sab doctors k pass hota hai ye sab tu he chutiya hai.

Humlog hotel pohanchey gaadi roukki lawn mein or humlog uttare gaadi se andar aae toh hall mein Nicki mam Riti mam or Aditi tv dekh rahe they jahaan meri he news chal rahi thi ofcourse even bhenchod mereko chaaku laga uska bhi sahi angle liya tha kissi maadarchod ne ye banda bataa deta video banaane ki bajaae toh mereko lagta he nahi maadarchod dalle log...

Main-Yo..

Nicki-Oh my god you scared me..

Nicki mam bhaagke Galle lagi mujhse..

Nicki - Theek hai tu??

Main--Fine as fuck ye TV waalon ki taraf dhyaan naa do ye kuch bhi dikhaatey rehtey hain...

Nicki-I mean chaaku laga tha tujhe woh thodi khudse banaake dikhaaenge..

Main-Keval touch hua tha ye video mein aise he lag raha hai.. Dekhlo I am fine..

Ravi-Dekha Nicki mam yahi bola tha aapko phone par ki ye theek hai chaaku k baad bhi..

Nicki-Mujhe yakeen naa hota tumhaara bahot Paagal banaatey ho tumlog.. Kaisa raha sab??

Main-Bataane ki jarurat hai?? Sab kuch toh tv ya social media par aa chuka hai...

Nicki-True News or social media par harr ek clip hai tumlogon ki... Start se end takk..

Sam-Gaadi waala stunt dekha aapne??

Nicki-Yeah..

Sam-Insane thaa naa mera idea tha woh..

Nicki-Pehle toh behad waahiyaat idea tha itana risk...?? Dusari baat teri shirt kahaan hai???

Sam-Ye pehne khadda hai bhaddi shakal kaa..bola iska photoshoot hoga yahaan..

Nicki-I mean girlfriend hai iski ek tu toh single hai no one cares tu kya pehne..

Sam-What the fuck..

Rohit-Ye dil par laga like bahot jyaada...


Nicki-Students ko andar bhejdiya tha maine as sab news mein he khogaye they.. Anaa is very worried main bataake aati hun usko.

Main-Sure..

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Thanks Bhidulog For All the love and support keep supporting as always.. Update Posted read and give reviews Same deal on hai apni Reviews do updates lo.

 

[Iron Man]

Update-291(The Chase)


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Main-Tumlog mere waale ghar mein ghusso or baaki log jahaan se main kudda tha Usmein uppar jo 4 bandey hain unko bichmein lo bc dono taraf se goli maaro bhenchodon ko..lets go...

Abeer- We got you tu wahin rukk..

Main-OK..

Ab baaki team ki baari thi.. Jaise he mereko log meri taraf aatey sunaai diye main uss khidki se bahaar kudd gaya kyunki mujhe maalum nahi tha kitane log hain bc. Wohlog uss room mein enter hue toh piche se Abeer Mangal Jack or Ami enter hue bhenchod bhoond diya main waapis khidki mein aaya..

Abeer - What the fuck tu kidhar se aaya..

Main-Bhaag gaya tha main ye aae tab.

Wahaan 3 bandey or girre they yaani total 5 uss room mein 3 Dusari chatt par 2 uss ghar mein niche total 10 down they.. Uske baad mujhe or goliyon ki awaaj sunaai di pistols ki yaani humaare waale he maar rahe they..

Anjali--Roof waale 4 down..

Main-Gajab.

Jinse darrke main kudda tha woh 4on gaye yaani 2 ghar totally clear they 14 log Marr chuke they... Ab 1 ghar baaki tha jo main tha or bada tha..

Abeer- Next ghar mein wohlog set hue baithey honge kya kiya jaae..

main-pehle toh sablog ek jagah aao...

Sablog wahaan aagaye..

Main - 3 teams hain Wahi rahengi Main Anjali or Ami iss ghar ki chatt se kuddenge saamne teesare ghar k uppar.. Abeer ki team inki Ak47 uthaao or iss khidki se andhaa dhund firing kardo teesre ghar k uppar jisase wohlog apni apni jagah chhod idhar udhar bhaagein.. .. Or Jaise he Tumhaari goliyaan khatam hon tab Mangal ki team enter karegi main entrance clear kartey hue ussi time humlog uppar se enter honge then Abeer and team Mangal ki team k piche piche ghussenge andar waalon k pass bhaagne ko jagah nahi hogi..

Mangal-Perfect..

Main-Anjali Ami let's go...

Main Anjali Ami uppar aae yahaan se last ghar k uppar kuddana tha... Or not gonna lie gap thoda jyaada tha.

Anjali-AP Gap kuch jyaada nahi hai??

Main-Kuch?? Bahot jyaada hai.. Yahaan se kuddein toh saamne deewar pakkadke uppar chadd shaktey hain..

Anjali--Main iss taraf se jaa shakti hun..

Main - Ok.. Ami..?

Anjali - Ami..

Hum dono discussion mein busy they iss bich Ami seedhi bhaagti hui saamne waali chatt par kudd gayi..

Anjali-What the fuck.. Bandar hai kya ye..

Main - Ok lets go tu idhar se jaa main udhar se..

Hum dono bhi bhaagte hue kuddey main bhi pohanch gaya or Anjali bhi pohanch gayi.. Fir suru hui niche firing like crazy firing... Humlog seedhiyon par rukke niche nahi Jaana tha warna Abeer wagairaah humein he bhoond denge bhenchod.. Kuch seconds baad Abeer and team rukki toh humein niche bahot halchal sunaai di yaani plan kamyaab tha.. 3 bandey toh uppar aae bhaagtey hue or humein dekh gun nikaalne ki bajaae niche kuddne lage saalon ki peeth mein goli maari Anjali or Ami ne main thoda piche tha.. Woh 3no gaye kaam se..

Mangal-Entering now.

Main-Anjali Ami let's go..

Udhar se Mangal wagairaah enter hue or idhar se hum seedhiyon se niche kuddey iss bich jo bandey hall mein they woh bichmein fans gaye kuch humaari taraf paltey kuch Mangal wagairaah ki taraf or iss confusion mein wohlog busy they idhar humne goliyaan chala di bhenchod sabko wahin leta diya.. 6 - 7 bandey they woh log... Unmein se ek ko bhi goli chalaane kaa mouka nahi diya humne itana jaldi niptaaya unhe team work was insane at that time..

Ab wahaan 3 rooms baaki they.. Yaani jo tha yahin tha.

Abeer- Bahaar se bandey aarahe hain.. I repeat bahaar se bandey aarahe hain guns hain unke pass..

Main-Shit tumlog sambhaalo..Main Anjali or Ami rooms cover kartey hain..

Baaki sablog bahaar waalon se fight karne lage or idhar Main Anjali or Ami in teeno darwaajon ko cover karke baithey..Tab Mere waale room mein se mujhe khidki khulne or bahaar kuddney ki awaaj aai Maine ek gun daali or Dusari seedhi taane aage badha .. Maine maari gate ko laat lakdi ka gate tha sapaat se khull gaya.. Toh mera shakk sahi tha 2 bandey abhi kuddey they khidki se or ek Hari tha unmein se.. Lekin unse pehle uss room mein 2 bandey or they ek ladki or ek aadmi.. Ladki shayad inki rakhail wagairaah thi goli nahi maarni thi usko or woh banda uske piche cover leke khadda Tha chaaku tha uske pass... Waah bhenchod waah Ak47 se chaaku k pass aagaye yelog..

Main-Chaaku bhenchod seriously..?

Aadmi-Bandukk bache chalaatey hain... Dum hai toh theek se Ladd... Banduk niche daal..

Main-OK ok.. Aaja Rambo.. Ladki se durr hatt..

Ye bol maine gun daali niche or uski taraf ishaara kiya..

Ye dekh ussne ladki ko maara dhakka or meri taraf aaya lekin main thehra ghatiya aadmi jaise he woh aage badha maine Dusari gun nikaali or woh samjh paata usase pehle uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Woh Ladki chilaai..or issi bich uss room k bathroom kaa gate khulla or 2 bandey bhenchod bhaagte hue meri taraf aae main react takk naa kar paaya or pehle ne maari mujhe takkar jaanwar k maafik main piche deewar se takraaya bhenchod sir fatt gaya hoga, meri gun bhi chutti hath se.... Ek second ko toh blank hogaya main then reality mein aaya toh woh dusara banda mereko laat maar raha tha niche paddey ko he.. Main slide karke unke pass se nikala...

Main-Help..

Ye suntey he Ami aai gate par or bc dono ko goli maari.. Mere sir mein se khoon nikalne laga jyaada nahi but kaafi sahi laga tha..

Main-Hari is running tumlog yahaan nipto main usko pakkadta hun..

Ami-Go go..

Ye bol main khidki se kudda or Hari ki taraf Bhaaga mereko woh saamne dikhe like durr road k pass jyaada tejj nahi Bhaag rahe they wohlog kyunki dono he chutiya shape mein they.. Dusara banda Ranbir tha uska bhai jiski help se Chang ne dhunda tha inhe.. Main gand faad Bhaaga unki taraf.. Humlog ne itana shor machaaya tha ki road par 90% traffic rukk gaya tha or wohlog wahaan se humein he dekh rahe they jyaadatar k hath mein mobiles they.. Hari or Ranbir dono he road par pohanch gaye they or wahaan se woh ek khaali truck k piche chadd gaye traffic k kaaran truck slowly jaa raha tha toh aaram se chadd gaye wohlog ab woh truck aage badha toh idhar se main bhaaga gand faad maine literally Saara dum lagaa diya kyunki unhe nikalne nahi dena tha.. Truck uss traffic waale portion mein se slowly nikal raha tha.. Issliye main bhi pohanch gaya uske piche or Bhaag k latak gaya piche.. Main uppar chaddne laga toh flow flow mein itana khogaya tha ki main ye bhool gaya ki unke pass hathyaar bhi ho shaktey hain or jaise he main thoda uppar aaya mere saamne Ranbir khadda tha gun liye or jaise he maine gun dekhi maine hath chhod diye or truck se gira niche meri khopdi lagi niche sadak par bhenchod aaj sir fatt he jaaega mereko bhaari Dard hua lekin main turant side mein ludak k utha kyunki woh maadarchod goliyaan chalaa raha tha uss jaatey hue truck mein se... Main side hatta goliyon se bacha lekin ussi time mere piche se aarahi ek bike ne maari mujhe takkar bhenchod durr jaake girra main woh bike bhi girri koi sports bike thi jo kaafi powerful thi kyunki mereko faink k maara maadarchod bike ne main munh k ball late gaya wahaan toh kuch seconds baad woh bike driver aaya mere pass.. Koi 23-25 ummar kaa ladka tha main khadda hua..

Driver-Theek hai tu??

Main-Bhen k lawde F1 racer hai tu itana tej bike kon chalaata hai maadarchod...

Driver-Tejj kahaan bhai main toh 45 par tha..


Main-Durr hatt or chaabi de mereko teri bike ki..

Driver - Kyun??

Main-Mereko uss truck ka picha karna hai issliye... Movies nahi dekhta kya police bitch give me your bike..

Driver-Jaa naa chutiya naa bana teri umar k bharti bhi naa hotey honge..

Main-Bhen k lawde bol toh aise raha hai maano tu 120 saal kaa hai bhosdk durr hatt teri Maa ki chut.. Ye bolke maine usko maari laat woh bhenchod sadak se durr jaake girra maine uski bike uthaai or truck ki side nikala..

Main-(Bluetooth Par) Sam gaadi leke aa road se city ki taraf abhi k abhi gun leke aana jarur.. Main dikh jaaunga tujhe aage bike par...

Sam-On my way boss..

Main-Pel dena gaadi full...


Main truck se thoda durr tha kyunki truck se goli chalaa rahe they wohlog mere uppar... Maadarchod filmy scene tha pura lekin Jaane nahi dunga main naa naa naa..


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[Chinturocky]

Behtareen gand faad Di.

 

[Naina]

Driver-Theek hai tu??

Main-Bhen k lawde F1 racer hai tu itana tej bike kon chalaata hai maadarchod...

Driver-Tejj kahaan bhai main toh 45 par tha..


Main-Durr hatt or chaabi de mereko teri bike ki..

Driver - Kyun??

Main-Mereko uss truck ka picha karna hai issliye... Movies nahi dekhta kya police bitch give me your bike..

Driver-Jaa naa chutiya naa bana teri umar k bharti bhi naa hotey honge..

Main-Bhen k lawde bol toh aise raha hai maano tu 120 saal kaa hai bhosdk durr hatt teri Maa ki chut.. Ye bolke maine usko maari laat woh bhenchod sadak se durr jaake girra maine uski bike uthaai or truck ki side nikala..

Main-(Bluetooth Par) Sam gaadi leke aa road se city ki taraf abhi k abhi gun leke aana jarur.. Main dikh jaaunga tujhe aage bike par...

bichara driver par us samay ushe bike ki jarurat zyada thi...

mujhe pata he naa chala ki meri pith mein kuch toh ghussa like bahot jyaada Dard hua main aage ko kudda toh mere piche Ranbir khadda tha or ussne meri pith piche uppar shoulder mein kuch toh bhi ghonp diya tha

savdhaani hati durghatna ghati.. ye achha hua ki waqt rahte sambhal gaya...
Hmm.. har mod ki sath kahani dilchasp hoti jaa rahi hai...
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update AP sir..... Great going

 

[Iron Man]

Update-292(All I Do Is Win Win Win No Matter What.....)




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Wohlog kaa plan pata nahi kya tha kyunki wohlog iss truck mein kahin nahi jaa shaktey they.. Main aage nikal k truck ko rukwaa shakta tha lekin goliyaan lagne k chance jyaada they issliye main thoda gap banaake chal raha tha... Mujhe wait tha Sam and all kaa... Woh time bhi aaya Sam Ravi or Rohit RR mein aae maine chalti bike mein he unse gun Lee..

Main-(chilaake) Aage jaake truck rukwaao toh ye...


Sam-Ok..

Main-Sishe bandh rakhna bhosdk bulletproof hai ye..

Sam-Baap ko Matt seekha.

Ye bolke Sam gaadi aage legaya Ranbir or Hari ne unpar goliyaan chalaai lekin woh easily nikaal legaya gaadi truck se aage... Or truck waale ko ishaare se rukkwaaya even gun dikhaai tab rukka woh truck.... bc truck waale kabhi roukatey nahi bina kaam..or jaise he truck rukka Hari or Ranbir kuddey usmein se or kuddtey he bhaage wohlog , lekin Ranbir bechaara fans gaya kyunki kuddtey hue niche girr gaya woh jisase thoda slow hogaya or Hari se dusari galli mein bhaaga woh toh maine bike rouk k maari uski peeth mein
goli ussi galli mein munh k ball girra woh Hari Turant road k side mein lagi shops wagairaah ki taraf Bhaag gaya main uske piche uss galli mein enter hua toh mere just saamne he woh ek Aunty ki khopadi par banduk taane khadda tha waise toh main uss aunty ko bachaane mein jyaada interested nahi tha kyunki Hari se uppar nahi hai woh, lekin issue ye hua ki wahaan bheed thi logon ki kaafi saare log they wahaan himachal bandh tha Kal or aaj khulla tha toh bheed toh honi he thi. Bc sab shops waale wahaan 4on taraf ghum gaye they or najar hum par gadaae ruk gaye they..

Main-Haan??

Hari-Maardunga isko main...


Main-Kyun??

Aunty-Plpppllease heelllpppp...

Hari-Tu aage aaya toh maardunga main isko..

Main - Ok main yahin khadda hun tu khadda reh wahaan.. Fir kya hoga??

Hari-Main surrender karunga.

Main - Surrender?? Bhosdk kissi ki khopadi par banduk rakh k kon surrender karta hai.

Hari-Aise karta toh thok deta tu.. Pata hai mujhe tu maardega mujhe..

Main-Toh aaj se pehle kaa time tha tere pass tab kyun nahi kiya surrender??

Hari-Tabtak bandey they mere pass... Dekhlo bheed waalo sabke saamne surrender kar raha hun agar main Marra toh...

Main-Ek second ek second unhe ghanta farak nahi padta tere jeene yaa marrne se be woh toh tujhe Marra hua dekhna caahtey hain.. Or bhenchod tu pehla banda aaya jo khaali bandukk k sath negotiate kar raha hai..

Hari-Kya matlab??

Main-Bhosdk goliyaan chalaatey time hissab bhi rakha kar kitani chalaa Lee or kitani baaki hain jab toh andha dhund chalaadi saari ye khaali hai..

Hari-Juth bol raha hai tu...

Main - Aji ghanta chalaake dekh saamne khadda hun..

Hari-Ispar chalaaunga main...

Main-Kitana chutiya haibe tu iske uppar chalaake dekhega agar lagaale goli hai bhi ek jo hai nahi lekin tu lagaale ek hai goli, toh isko lagegi or ye Marr gayi toh fir tereko kon bachaaega issliye mere uppar chalaa mereko vishwaash hai meri counting par goli hai he nahi ussme..tu dekh lena mer....

Iss bich ussne samajhdaar banananey k liye meri baaton k bich he meri taraf gun ki lekin main wait he uska kar raha tha woh mere taraf aim kar paata usase pehle uski khopadi kholdi maine woh Aunty chilaai wahaan gand faad.. Or bhaagi ek side ko Hari ki laash girri niche game over... Ek or jeet bc all I do is win win win no matter what .. Hari ki death bhi record hogayi thi mobiles mein waise toh bhenchod ye pura kand he recorded tha kyunki wahaan bhi log video Banaa rahe they or yahaan bhi... Wahaan laash girrtey he log taaliyaan bajaane lage.. Bhenchod chakke kahin k aise he hero they toh save he karletey uss Aunty ko.. Main iss shor Sharaabe mein itana busy Tha ki mujhe pata he naa chala ki meri pith mein kuch toh ghussa like bahot jyaada Dard hua main aage ko kudda toh mere piche Ranbir khadda tha or ussne meri pith piche uppar shoulder mein kuch toh bhi ghonp diya tha chaaku tha I guess jo meri pith mein he rehgaya tha.. . Dard itana hua ki main apne ghutano par aagaya..Woh fir aage badha maine apni banduk uthaai usase pehle ek or goli chali jo Ranbir ki khopdi mein lagi or woh wahin girra Goli Sam yaa Ravi mein se ek ne chalaai thi.. Rohit Bhaag k mere pass aaya...

Rohit-Holy fuck kya karun??? Jaldi bata?? Chaaku andar he hai be...

Main-Chaaku nikaal or tere rumaal se wound par pressure bannnaaaaaq... Orrrr jaldi hospital chal main blackout horaha hun..


Rohit ne khinch k chaaku nikaala toh bhenchod gand faad Dard hua lekin achi baat ye thi ye chota chaaku tha I guess side mein lagi sabji waale ki rehdi se uthaaya tha ussne..

Sam or Rohit ne mujhe sahaar deke uthaaya or leke chale gaadi ki taraf mujhe gaadi mein daala... Ravi ne Bluetooth par inform kiya sabko ki yahaan Hari or Ranbir gaye hain.
Or mujhe leke hospital jaa rahe hain.. Waise mujhe jarurat nahi thi hospital ki itani jyaada lekin khoon kaafi gaya tha mera sir mein 2 jagah se or yahaan shoulder mein... Or Dard bahot bhayaaanak horaha tha ribs mein.. Bhenchod ribs naa theek hongi meri puri life kyunki iske liye rest caahiye jo millega nahi kabhi...

Wohlog mujhe leke city hospital mein aae jahaan doctor ne turant attend kiya mujhe.. Koi bada issue nahi tha sir mein ghaav saaf karke patti kardi thi jo 24 hours k liye thi meri pith mein thoda saa issue tha lekin wahaan bhi kuch staples or ek do injections ne kaam kardiya chaaku chota tha bhenchod warna gand Marr jaati... Khair 1 ghantey baad mujhe hospital se nikaala unhone tabtak News fail chuki thi social media par videos viral horahi thi news channel par bhi videos chal rahi thi logon k mixed reactions they happy and angry wagairaah jo chalta rehta hai.. Ami or Priyanka aagaye they hospital baaki log scene clear kar rahe they abtak.. Issliye humne hotel Jaana theek samjha..

Ami--Anaa k calls aae they mere pass ussne video dekh Lee i guess maine bataa diya usko tum theek ho and aarahe hain..

Main-Cool..wahaan kaa scene sahi hai sab??

Priyanka-Haan all clear koi injury takk nahi hain apni wahaan kuch ko jinda bhi pakkada hai ek ladki hai jo uski Assistant wagairaah kuch thi bahot information hai uske pass..

Main-Perfect.. Oye Sam mere ko shirt dede teri...

Sam-Main kya pehnunga fir??

Main - Tere liye Ravi andar se laa dega tabtak gaadi mein padey rehna tujhe kon dekhega bhenchod.. Khaali baitha he toh tha tu.

Sam-Bhosdk truck maine rukkwayaa tereko gun maine dee or iss last waale gandu ko maarne mein 50% hath tha mera..

Main - Main maardeta isko toh tu naa maarta toh..

Sam-Still ek hissab se Jaan bachaai teri..

Main - Laa laa shirt dede bhosdk beijatti hojaaegi..

Sam-Le bc..

Sam ne apni shirt nikaalke mereko di..

Priyanka-Yo nice Abs Sam..

Ravi-ahahahaha...

Sam-Stop making fun of my beautiful body Priyanka.. I'll kill you..

Main-Bhenchod ye doctor se injection le lena tha ye waala kaafi Mast hai ye toh bc Dard kaa pata naa chal raha.. Nind jarur aarahi hai bc..

Sam-Sab doctors k pass hota hai ye sab tu he chutiya hai.

Humlog hotel pohanchey gaadi roukki lawn mein or humlog uttare gaadi se andar aae toh hall mein Nicki mam Riti mam or Aditi tv dekh rahe they jahaan meri he news chal rahi thi ofcourse even bhenchod mereko chaaku laga uska bhi sahi angle liya tha kissi maadarchod ne ye banda bataa deta video banaane ki bajaae toh mereko lagta he nahi maadarchod dalle log...

Main-Yo..

Nicki-Oh my god you scared me..

Nicki mam bhaagke Galle lagi mujhse..

Nicki - Theek hai tu??

Main--Fine as fuck ye TV waalon ki taraf dhyaan naa do ye kuch bhi dikhaatey rehtey hain...

Nicki-I mean chaaku laga tha tujhe woh thodi khudse banaake dikhaaenge..

Main-Keval touch hua tha ye video mein aise he lag raha hai.. Dekhlo I am fine..

Ravi-Dekha Nicki mam yahi bola tha aapko phone par ki ye theek hai chaaku k baad bhi..

Nicki-Mujhe yakeen naa hota tumhaara bahot Paagal banaatey ho tumlog.. Kaisa raha sab??

Main-Bataane ki jarurat hai?? Sab kuch toh tv ya social media par aa chuka hai...

Nicki-True News or social media par harr ek clip hai tumlogon ki... Start se end takk..

Sam-Gaadi waala stunt dekha aapne??

Nicki-Yeah..

Sam-Insane thaa naa mera idea tha woh..

Nicki-Pehle toh behad waahiyaat idea tha itana risk...?? Dusari baat teri shirt kahaan hai???

Sam-Ye pehne khadda hai bhaddi shakal kaa..bola iska photoshoot hoga yahaan..

Nicki-I mean girlfriend hai iski ek tu toh single hai no one cares tu kya pehne..

Sam-What the fuck..

Rohit-Ye dil par laga like bahot jyaada...


Nicki-Students ko andar bhejdiya tha maine as sab news mein he khogaye they.. Anaa is very worried main bataake aati hun usko.

Main-Sure..

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Awesome Update.
Aakhirkar hari and uska bhai finish .par marme se pahle kafi gandh macha . Hari etna bada to nahi tha ki AP kp etan adhik effort karna pada . Ab dusty bhi aa raha hai kuchh jayada hi kimat chukani pade AP ko .

 

[Rayder555]

After long time
Good job ap bhai keep it up ?

 

[Macantastic]

Aayeahh..
Gjb bhai..
Sbko nipta kr aage wale ghr ke bndo ka gjb kata ?
Dirty games?
Chase scene to awesome tha.. bc Dhoom movie ke mafik??
Hari ka jo kata bhai sala khud hi confuse ho gya??
AP apne opponents ka aisa katata h ki waise ladkiya kya kate?
Sala Ranbir khel gya last bt sala pichhe se war kia bt iska v khel khtm..

Sam ki ijjat ni duba di?
At the end hari ka kissa v khtm ab agr kon sa kaand hoga kya pta?

Awesome update bro..
Keep going...