Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Alok]

Nice one.......

 

[Awan Badshah]

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

Aage ka intjaar

 

[Iron Man]

Waiting for next update

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Phele sarkar giraa diya or ab cricket main AP ka Kamal dekhneko milega Nice update

 

[AP 316]

Update-284(Cricket)

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Itane workload or stress k bich sabse best hai cricket.. Cricket helps you take your mind of things issliye main chota sa match khelne k liye ready hua..

Sam - Open kon karega??

Main-Main karunga..

Sam-Go Team.. Sath kon jaaega?? Humaare pass bowlers hain bc khaali.. Batting utani nahi hai.. Main or Shubham he hain..

Main-Dikh raha hai.. Tu aaja strike deta rahiyo bus out naa hue toh theek out hogaye toh bowling mein dekhlenge..

Sam-True.. Lets go...

Main-Shubham tu one down aaiyo...

Shub-Theek bhai..

Humne bat uthaae or aae ground mein.. Kit wagairaah kuch nahi thi as ball Flash ki thi.. Matlab bat par lagtey he lambi jaaegi ground bhi kaafi lamba tha toh khulke maarne kaa tha.. Hum dono aae open karne toh Ravi keeping par tha or Rohit slip mein..

Main-Bhosdk tu pehla over daal kyun risk le raha hai.. Bol raha hun gand fod dunga..

Rohit-Main bowling kar he nahi raha subah se hath mein Dard Hai...

Main-What the hell.? Fir kon karega??

Rohit-Yahi log hain..

Main-Fir toh Tumhaari gand fodunga main bc. Lol.. Kya teams banaai hai ek side saare bowlers ek side saare batsman nice..

Ravi-BC uppar se ball bhi flash ki hai lambe se pelega tu lawde..

Main-10 mein 200 maardun??

Ravi-Bc kuch toh lihaaj karle.. 15 mein 150 naa bane subah se aaj.

Main-Chal jyaada naa maarunga...

Ravi-Bhalla hoga tera..

Ab pehla over leke aaya Ashish,isko main Bachpan se dhota aaraha hun toh isko bahot maarunga main mereko dikkat bus Rohit se thi woh bowling karne waala Tha nahi so yelog gaye he lagaalo..

Ashish aaya Pehli ball daali ussne bouncer flash ki ball girrtey he syunnn karke nikal gayi.. Maine pehle padhna theek samjha issliye Pehli 3 balls roukki uski maine.. Ek maatar dikkat ribs ki thi issliye jyaada hill nahi paa raha tha main.. Issliye ek jagah khaddey-2 he khelna tha...


4th ball daali Ashish ne maine diya usko straight mein ek pyaara saa chauka.. Ashish or jo londa umpire tha unke bichon bich nikali seedhi.. Straight as an arrow..

Ashish - Lawde maardega kya..

Ravi-Ye hogaya suru bc..

Next baal ussne slower one daali maine diya usko uthaake bc bahot lambi gayi 6 run k liye.. Last fir bouncer daali ussne toh main diya usse upper cut baaki kaam ball ki speed ne kar diya piche 6ka..pehle over mein aae 16run..

Uske baad next over mein mereko last 2 baal khelne ko milli Ajit kaa over tha usko dono 6kke diye maine.. Inlog ko bahot time se dekh raha hun main issliye bahot maarunga.. Maine or Sam ne pehle 6 over mein unko 114 runs maardiye... Jisme se 70 mere or 37 Sam k they..

Ravi-Rukkjaa be gandu..

Main-ye last over uske baad retired hurt ho jaaunga meri ribs pain kar rahi hain..

Ravi-Dikkat he iss over ki hai humaare faster bowlers k over khatam hogaye bc..

Main-aahahahaahaahahahah... Spinner kaaa hai??

Ravi-Wahi toh uski gand maardega tu.

Main--Bus toh fir last over hai mera.

Ab aaya ek naya banda spinner.. Spinner ki gand fodni thi ab.. Pehli ball se he laga uske piche main Woh bechara samjh naa paaya kuch 4 six or 2, 4 jadd diye usko... 32 runs maardiye over mein.. 7 over mein 146 hogaye BC century banaadi maine..

Main-Ok Ravi main chalta hun..

Ravi-Fuck you bitch fuck you tu bowling leke aaiyo teri gand naa fod dun toh.

Main-Aaunga he nahi bc main itane runs aivein he thodi banaaein hain..

Main retire hoke aagaya Shubham gaya batting karne...

Nicki-You just destroyed them

Main-Yes i did....

Maine Paani peeya toh Wahaan ek side rakha Rohit kaa phone baj raha tha, maine dekha toh Rishi kaa he tha..

Main-Haan..

Rishi-Good News hai..

Main-Kya??

Rishi-Hari k naam kaa warrant nikal chuka hai or bahot bada warrant hai court ne usko Kal subah 9 baje takk kaa time diya hai surrender karne k liye uske baad uske or uske bhai k naam naya warrant nikalega shoot at sight kaa kyunki ussne Himachal k governor ko maarne ki dhamki di hai agar sarkaar giraai toh ussne . Or main filhal governor k pass baitha hun kaam kaa banda hai ussne bola tumlog he lelo case...

Main-Bc sachi??

Rishi-Haan usse pata toh hai he tu maarega Hari ko issliye legally he maarle bc waise bhi Tumhaari team se better konsi police team hai north India mein..

Main-Gajab..

Rishi-Toh ab caahe toh Anjali wagairaah ko bula shakta Hai Tu..

Main - Are naa unko kyun tang karna itani badi machli nahi hai woh..

Rishi-I know main bata raha tha ab permission mill he jaaegi tujhe Kal subah tak toh bulaa shakta Hai..

Main-Hmmm.. Jarurat naa padegi.. Mangal Abeer tere sath he hain??

Rishi-Haan Raatko late hojaaega aatey-2 Kaafi bakchodi hai idhar aaj cm ki announcment karke he aaunga taaki koi shakk naa rahe public k mann mein..

Main-OK.. Kar tu kaam.. Miltey Kal..

Rishi-yeah sure.. Or tera phne kahaan hai bc usko naa uthaa raha..

Main-Room mein Hai abhi laata hun jaake..

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Maine Phone rakha or aaya andar ki taraf..

Sam-Kahaan jaaraha haibe feilding aagayi..

Main-Aaraha hun phone leke...

Sam-170 banaane hain Inko..

Main-Naa ban rahe bc kissi bhi haalat mein tu start kariyo bowling...

Sam--haao.. Tu jaldi aa...


Main room mein aaya phone liya phone leke niche aaraha tha toh raaste mein Chang milgaya..

Chang-Bhaag kaafi acha letey ho boss..

Main-Fuck you bitch.. Nind mein tha bhaagna padda... Tune dekha??

Chang-Haan Sab dekha aapki race bhi or Ami ki fight bhi.

Main-Bc help naa kar shakta tha fir yahaan..

Chang-Risk naa leta itani choti si baat k liye main.. By the way Hari or uske bhai k khilaaf warrant nikal chuka hai.

Main-Haan pata chala mujhe.

Chang-Toh ab tumlog dekh he loge main jaaun waapis??

Main-padda reh be kya jaldi hai..

Chang-Men tumhe toh maalum Hai Himachal mein bahot jyaada kand kiye hain maine ek baar news nikali ki main yahaan hun toh fir Hari k alaawa or kaafi problems hojaaengi..

Main-Nahi hongi.. Tu andar padda raha kar..

Chang - Wahi kar raha hun..

Main-Chal bye main cricket khel raha hun..

Chang-Dekha balcony se maine.

Wahaan se main niche aaya toh Sam wagairaah feilding kar rahe they Ravi or Rohit opening par they 2 over ho chuke they kitane run they naa maalum mujhe bc...

Sam-Wahi khadda hojaa..

Main laga feilding par laga kya baith gaya ghaas mein.. Or main aisi jagah tha jahaan ek bhi shot naa aaya or match almost khatam hogaya.. Last 2 overs mein unko 45 runs caahiye they.. Jisme se ek Sam kaa over tha.. Ravi abhi tak khadda tha batting par.. Bahot maara tha bowlers ko ussne bhi, baaki teammates kaa sath milta toh jitwaa deta woh lekin baaki teammates iske Sam ne nipta diye... Abhi bhi agar ek over Sam kaa nahi hota toh 99% Ravi Banaa deta 2 overs mein 45...2nd last over Sam leke gaya Saamne Ravi khadda tha woh bhi set tha puri tarah.. Or ye prove kiya ussne Sam ki Pehli he ball par diya ussne Long On k uppar se 6..Or yahi hua Next ball par Sam ne Yorker kaa try Kiya lekin low full toss paddi or Ravi ne usko bhi pel diya long on k uppar se 6 k liye.. ok this is interesting.. Ab main hua khadda This match will be interesting.. Maine apni position chhodi or Mid off par aaya feilding k liye bowler k pass.. Sam ko ek aadh batsman he tang kartey hain humaare full circle mein.. Ek toh Main or Dusara Ravi kabhi kabhaar Rohit agar woh set ho toh.. Or Start ki 2 ball par 6 maarke Ravi ne prove kardiya tha ki match nahi chhodega woh..



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[AP 316]

Update-285(I am Smart....................................................... And Also Dangerous)





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Ab jab Ravi maarne laga tha toh main aaya Sam k pass..

Main-Kya kar raha hai bhosdk..?

Sam-Maar he raha hai bc ye set hai..

Main-Slower one daal...

Sam-Wahi soch raha tha main...


Sam ne next ball daali slower one lekin Ravi pehle se he ready tha ussne wait kiya or aatey he diya mid wicket k pass se garma garam choukaa..


Sam--Bhosdk gandu or dalwaale slower one..

Main-Chutiye tu khud bola tu bhi wahi soch raha tha gandu mera Naam naa le.. Bhosdk agar next 3 ball par 8-10 or khaaliye tune toh haar jaaenge bhosdk iske saamne next over kon daalega.. 4th ball sam ne daali ek out swinger jisko Ravi ne maarna toh kahin or caaha lekin bat kaa edge laga or woh 2nd slip k pass se nikal gayi 4 run k liye.. 4 balls par 20 aachuke they this is interesting..

Sam- fuck.. Ye lejaaega match bhenchod jaanwar.. iski catch naa chutti hoti suru mein toh jeet chuke hotey abtak..

Main-Focus kar gandu..

Sam ne next maari bouncer lekin Ravi bc pehle he samjh gaya or ussne diya upper cut Sam ki bowling speed kaafi hai toh touch hotey he 6 k liye gayi ball..


Main-Holy fuck.. Bhenchod.. That shot was lit.

Sam-I know harr ball ko maar raha hai gandu..

Last ball aai Abki baar Sam ne liya lamba run up or maari bhayaanak fast ball syunnn karke nikal gayi bat k pass se bc almost edge lag gaya tha bat kaa..

Sam-Kya hua dikhi nahi...

Ravi-Ye mujhe naa dikhi aage waali tujhe naa dikhegi..

Sam-BawliGand ball he last thi meri agli kahaan se laayega.. Bada aaya Viks waala Virat kohli lawde..

Main-Ahahahaha..

Last over mein 19 runs caahiye they.. Ab koi or fainkta toh humlog haar jaatey 100% kyunki Ravi set tha or first ball par strike leke bhi woh last ki 5 ball mein 19 maardega easily ...Issliye main he bowling leke gaya I know main injured tha or fast nahi faink shakta tha lekin still baaki bowlers se Ravi ko main jyaada jaanta tha.. Main ball leke gaya Ravi non striker end par tha..

Ravi-Medium pace fainkega??

Main-Haan injured hun naa be...

Ravi-Bahot maarunga beta strike par jaatey he..

Main-I know..

Saamne tha ab ek average batsman or mereko usko wahin rakhna tha issliye maine keeper or baaki sabhi feilders ko aage he bulaa liya.... Maine Pehli ball daali chota saa run up leke inswinger woh naa samjh paaya or ball gayi seedhi keeper k pass..

Ravi-Bhosdk bat bhida gandu.. Aise kya khadda hai tera baap aake shot maarega..

Ravi uske pass gaya or usko samjhaake aaya or kya samjhaake aaya hoga mujhe maalum tha ki sab fielders uppar hain ek thoda hawa mein khel de or keval Ek he run bhagana or 3 hon toh bhagna.. Basically yahi caahiye tha mujhe.. Or issi planning k according maine next ball daali ek slower bouncer jisse Woh Ravi k kahe anusaar hawa mein maarne laga lekin ek toh slower one uppar se bouncer uppar se meri daali ball bat ka top edge laga or ussne woh ball wahin mere sir k uppar uthaa di hawa mein.. Ravi Bhaag gaya strike lene k liye usse lawda farak naa Tha iss chutiye k catch out hone se usse bus strike caahiye thi.. Lekin main thehra kutta aadmi maine woh catch chhod di or niche girrtey he tappa khake mere hath mein aai or maine maari saamne wickets k uppar.. Ravi pohancha nahi tha...

Sam-Howzdatttt....

Sab chilaa paddey...

Or Ravi itana durr se Bhaag raha tha ki ussne dekha he nahi kya hua.. Woh apni side pohanchke rukka..


Shuba-Howzdatt.....

Ravi-Bhosdk Catch k liye itani appeal kon karta hai..

Sam-Side mein dekh..

Ravi-Kya..??

Ravi ne dekha side mein toh ukhdi wicket or ball dekh k game samjh gaya ek baar toh muskuraaya or fir niche baith gaya sir pakkad k.. Leg umpire ne out dediya...

Main Sam gaye celebrate kartey hue uske pass..

Sam-Lawda lele lawda..

Ravi-Bhosdk you did me dirty.. Bahot jyaada dirty.. That was 500 IQ play I give you that mujhe hansi aarahi hai Khud par..fuck bhenchod.. That was smart..


Main-Aise toh gand he naa fodd deta tu meri..

Ravi-Bhayaanak form mein tha be harr ball par maarta tereko..

Main-I know..

Ravi out hoke gaya Or uske baad match mein kuch bacha naa Tha next batsmat ne bus last ball par 4 maara ek or humlog jeet gaye match.. Ravi he game tha woh gaya game gaya.. Khair A win is a win and I love to win..


Cricket over hua humlog room mein aake nahaae kapdey change kiye tabtak Rishi sarkaar Banaa chuka tha bus shapath leni baaki thi jo Parson hone waali thi..Current government ne try takk naa Kiya humein roukaney kaa itani buri tarah chude they woh.. Governor humaare sath tha toh sab turant horaha tha..


Main room mein tha shyaam k time tab Chang kaa call aaya mere pass...

Main-Haan..

Chang-Tumhaari security kidhar hai??

Main-Rishi k sath hain..

Chang-Toh kuch toh bulaao yahaan par.. Abhi maine 2 gaadiyaan dekhi hain chakkar Kaat rahi hain 100% Hari k bandey hain.. Itana risk kyun lena hai.. Kissi ko hojaaega kuch befaltu mein..

Main-My bad bulaata hun..

Chang-Black Swift.. White scorpio..

Call disconnected..

Maine Rishi k pass call kiya or call kartey time niche aaya dekhne k liye kon hai bhenchod.. Sathmein deagle Lee.. Sam wagairaah already niche they...

Main niche aaya tabtak Rishi ne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine Mangal k pass call kiya..ussne uthaa liya.

Mangal-Ji sir..

Main-Abe kuch bandey idhar bhi bhej sabka udhar kya karoge.. Idhar log ghum rahe hain..


Mangal-My bad.. Vinny ko he bhejdeta hun kuch Bandon k sath.

Main-Toh bhosdk sabko kya leke Jaana...

Mangal-Bheed ko control karne k liye men Rishi jaldi aaya hai Jack he aaya hai uske sath bus..

Main-Jack yahaan hai toh bhai ki security kon lead kar raha hai.


Mangal-Bhai 2 din k rest par hain bahaar Jaana Nahi toh ghar par sab guards hain he..

Main-Tu yahaan bhej bc jaldi...

Mangal-Abhi le..

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Main lawn mein aaya toh jyaadatar students wahin they baaki room mein tv wagairaah dekhrahe honge.. Ami Sam Ravi Rohit Riti mam or Nicki Mam bhi wahin they.. Bhenchod maanana padega Yahaan kaa mousam 24 ghantey aisa rehta hai ki yahaan ghaas mein he baitha rahe... Khair maine Ami ko ishaara kiya ki gun leke aae apni..woh turant Bhaag k gayi Sam ne dekh liya toh woh meri taraf aaya Ravi or Rohit k sath..

Sam-Sab theek hai??

Main-Abe or bhaade k tattu chakkar Kaat rahe hain bahaar or bhenchod yelog sab bandey sath leke gaye hain befaltu kaa risk derakha hai yaar.. Ek baar Darra detey hain Inko tabtak Vinny aajaaega..

Ravi-Rishi ko jaldi aana padda issliye issues horahe hain...

Main-Wahi uske sath bandey nahi aa paae..

Sam-Haan..

Main-Aajao mast cheej dikhaata hun..

Sam-Hell yeah..

Humlog bahaar aae toh filhaal bahaar waali galli khaali thi lekin agle he minute aai ek swift chakkar lagaati hui usme 5 bandey they sab bhaade k Tattu jo shakal se he dikh raha tha.. Uske piche piche scorpio aagayi usme 6 bandey they.. Wohlog chakkar he Kaat rahe they.. Tabtak Ami aagayi.. Apni pistol with silencer leke..

Ami-Haan sir order..

Main - Scorpio aaegi abhi driver ko maarna lekin dhyaan rahe marre nahi aaram se maarne kaa.. Main swift waale ko dekhunga.. Tumlog piche aajaao..

Sam Ravi Rohit piche ko hogaye or abki baar jaise he swift aai or mere pass se nikali main tha taiyaar or mera aim hai godlike jaise he pass se nikali maine goli daag di driver k shoulder mein bhenchod deagle ki awaaj itani thi ki gand fatt jaae.. Driver ki toh fatt gayi gand because usse lagi thi goli or goli lagtey he uska control hatta jisase gaadi ki speed badhi or seedha saamne deewar mein thokdi... Uske piche piche aai scorpio Ami ready thi ussne same mere waali technique use ki bus dikkat ye thi ki scorpio swift se thodi unchi hai issliye woh bullet uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich lagi.. Isme awaaj bhi nahi hui lekin unlog ne dekh liya tha ki goli chali hai gaadi ki haalat iski bhi wahi hui gaadi control naa hui or seedhi deewar mein thokdi.. Or turant he dono gaadiyon mein se bandey uttare or bhaage gand faad Humse opposite direction mein.. Inke pass chaaku talwaar thi guns expect nahi ki thi inhone.. Sab bhaage bus 3 bandey rukke jisme se ek toh hath joddke khaada hogaya wahin Humse dur or baaki 2 bandon ne swift waale driver ko Scorpio mein daala jo injured tha or turant leke gaadi nikal gaye.. Swift wahin reh gayi..

Sam-Holy fucking shit that shot was insane..

Ravi-Bc not gonna lie AP waala shot bhayaanak tha Scorpio fir bhi slow thi lekin swift ki speed jyaada thi still bhenchod Window k andar se shoulder mein daagna gajab..


Rohit-Yelog nahi aaenge ab waapis..

Ravi - ahahaha.. Trueee...

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[AP 316]

Thanks guys for the love and love keep supporting as always.. 2 updates diye hain guys read and give reviews..

 

[Naik]

Update-283(Ami-2)



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Ab Hui fight suru wohlog 7 they Ami akeli ab woh londey ladki dekh k overconfidence mein aaye or aage aane mein hichkichaane lage... Aapas mein lage they wohlog "Arey main naa naa main naa jaaunga""Paap Lagega ladki k uppar hath uthaaega toh "" Main toh nahi jaaunga ".... Unka ye haal tha Lekin Ami nahi hichkichaai woh bhaagte hue aage badhi or sabse aage jo tha uske munh par bat diya usse react takk nahi karne diya itana jaldi sab hogaya woh banda dhadd se gira niche.. Ye dekh ek or ne apni rod ghumaai Ami jukh k bachi or niche baithey baithey he bat diya uske pait mein, lagtey he woh niche jukha or jukhtey He Ami ne diya bat uski chin par jo bhayaanak laga or woh piche ki taraf girra... Itane mein ek banda Ami k piche se aaya lekin Ami jhatke se palti or woh waar kar paata usase pehle bat diya uske ghutne par holy fuck katak ki sound aai bat takk tutt gaya woh.. Banda gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra or niche girrtey he Ami ne woh tutta hua bat diya uski ribs k uppar... Saari ribs gayi hongi uski or ribs Jaane mein kitana Dard hota hai ye mujhe ache se pata hai bc.. Ami ne niche se unhe ki rod uthaai bat ki jagah par ab bache 4 wohlog... Unmein se 2 ki gand fatt gayi baaki 2 hero bananey aae aage ek k pass chaaku dusara khaali hath tha.. Ami ne smart khelna theek samjha issliye jaise he woh pehle bande ne usse punch maarna caaha Ami ne Jaan bujh k uska punch khaaya jisase Chaaku waala banda rukka or jaise he uss bandey ne dusara punch maarna caaha Ami ne rod di uski khopdi mein.. Bhenchod uss waar k force se he niche jaake girra woh banda khopdi khull gayi aadhe se jyaada toh uski bc.. Fuck....ye dekh chaaku wala aaya harkat mein usne chaaku se waar kiya Ami ne rod se block kiya or dusare hath se jhatka diya uss bandey k hath ko jisase woh chaaku chuttke niche girra or Ami ne diya usse dhakka jisase woh piche hatta or Ami ne uthaaya chaaku.. Oh fuck..


Woh banda aage aaya lekin tabtak Ami chaaku uthaa chuki thi woh waar karta usase pehle Ami ne chaaku ghonp diya uske shoulder mein woh chilaaya Dard k maare...

Ami-Oh sorry my bad...

Ye bolke ussne jhatke se chaaku nikaal liya ab woh or chilaaya itani derr mein Ami ne chaaku ghonpa uski Dusari shoulder mein uski gand fatt gayi woh ghutano par aagaya apne... Chaaku Ami k hath mein tha toh ussne jukh k ek cut diya uski chest mein like puri chest min uski t shirt k uppar se woh bhi.. Agle he pall uski t-shirt laal hogayi woh bechaara chilaata hua piche jaake girra..ab last k 2 bandey bache woh thodey Young they like 22-23 k londey honge unki literally fattke 4 hogayi thi unhe samjh naa aaya ki kya horaha hai...


Ami-You 2 run i have one knife there are 2 of you.. I'll get one of you with this so pray and run..

Ladka-Hain???

Sam-Bhaago jitana tejj Bhaag shaktey ho ek fansega...

Ye suntey he woh dono turant bhaage maano wait he translation ki kar rahe hon woh.. Ab Ami ne pakkada Chaaku or fainka aage waale bandey ki tarah like bahot fast she is deadly at throwing knifes.. Woh Chaaku jaake ghussa uske kulhe par.. Woh bhi 90% ghuss gaya woh banda seedha wahin k wahin apne ghutano par baith gaya or dusara banda uske liye rukka takk nahi woh seedha Bhaag gaya or hotel paar kar gaya.. Tabtak Ambulance bhi aagayi jo Ravi ne bulaa Lee thi.

Main-Chill..

Ami-Itani jaldi.. I want some more fun..

Main-They are just hired goons ye log ki aukaat itane ki he hai..

Ami - Please...

Main-No.. Lets clear out guys Ambulance ko aane do...

Humlog wahaan se side hattey or Ambulance legayi unki bodies police case humein caahiye tha nahi so koi issue naa hoga .. Ab londey waapis cricket khelne lage turant bc aisa mousam bahot Kam milta hai unhe khelne k liye.. Main Ami Nicki mam Rohit Ravi Anaa or baaki Ladkiyaan baithey they ghaas mein Rohit Ravi Batting side they..

Main-Rishi ko call kar toh... Mera phone room mein padda hai.

Rohit-Ye le.

Rishi - Haan Rohit..

Main-Main hun be.

Rishi - Ji sir.

Main - Kya situation hai.

Rishi-20 minute mein sarkaar girrwa raha hun tu aaraha hai??

Main-What the hell itnai jaldi??

Rishi-Yep.. 13 MLas caahiye they 5 ne pehle he bhai k pass call karke confirm kardiya tha 15 mere saamne baithey hain abhi total 42 seats hain apne pas filhaal, 22 pehle se thi 20 abhi ki.. 42 k 42 mere saamne baithey hain or bhi hain line mein lekin woh apni party k laayak nahi hain toh unko standby par rakha hai.. Ye sarkaar tabhi over hogayi thi jab Hari k kand public hue ye sarkaar publicly Hari k uppar he chal rahi thi log Pagla rahe hain CM or baaki ministers k ghar k bahaar baithey hain dharrne leke or uppar se unke party headoffice mein Todd fodd bhi kari hai kaafi..

Main - Perfect.. Aage kaa kya plan hai??


Rishi-Abhi governor se milne jaa raha hun 42 k 42 MLas sath leke woh bhi live proof dunga usse... Uske baad next kuch din mein Apne CM ko shapath dilwaadenge yelog then done.. Himachal apna...

Main-Gajab...

Rishi-Naa bc tu gajab. Tune 1 ghantey mein ek puri state ki sarkaar girwaadi..

Main-Sarkaar tune girwaai maine bus formality puri ki hain..

Rishi-Aji Haan... Tu aaraha hai kya abhi??.

Main-Dekhta hun... Bataadunga thodi derr mein.. Kahaan ho tumlog ??

Rishi-Abhi toh party headoffice hain fir governor k pass jaa rahe hain ...

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Kya hua??

Main-Sarkaar girr rahi hai chalega dekhne??

Rohit - What the hell itani jaldi....

Main-Rishi hai after all woh...

Rohit-Ye bhi hai..

Nicki--Wait wait wait.. Himachal ki sarkaar girrane k liye Rishi aaya hai yahaan?? Oh my god tabhi main sochun iske pass itana time kahaan se aagaya.. Oh my god, matlab Rishi sarkaar banaane aaya hai yahaan...

Main-Yep..

Nicki-Tumlog kissi ko baksh bhi doge yaa nahi.. This is insane.. Itani jaldi kaise..

Main-Wohlog Hari k kandhe par sarkaar chala rahe they Hari girra Sarkaar girri or aisa mouka Rishi chhod de ye ho nahi shakta.

Nicki-Nice Trip par aaya tha Sarkaar giraake jaaraha hai.. Nice one..

Ravi-Lol..

Rohit - AP chalega udhar??

Main - Mera Mood Toh hai nahi bheed hogi bahot yaar..

Ravi-Same Rehneydetey hain...


Main-Kya score chal raha hai??


Ravi- 130-5 in 13.3 overs.. 9 balls mein 10 runs caahiye humein..

Main-Last over kiska hai??

Ravi-Sam kaa..

Main-Haar rahe ho fir toh tum..

Ravi-Bc 5 wickets in hand hain..

Main-Abe ye dono mein se koi saa bat takk na touch karne waala Sam k over mein or out inhe woh karega nahi agar iss over ki 3 balls mein kam se kam 7 runs banaadein yelog toh jeet jaaoge tum.. Last over mein 2 run bhi naa banenge..



Ravi-Darra Matt be..

Main-Yahi hoga dekhliyo..

Main 5 minute rukka wahaan or wahi hua un 3 balls par 5 runs aae last over mein 5 runs caahiye they Sam ne bouncer or Yorkers maar maar k paglaa diya 2 run bane over mein or haar gaye Ravi and team..

Ravi-Kaali jubaan tu sota hua he theek tha.

Main-Hello... meri galti nahi hai teri team waale bat naa touch kar shaktey bol ko...

Match khatam hua Sam wagairaah udhar aae..

Ravi-Last match hai khelega?? 4-4 series hai...

Main-Kiski side??

Sam-Humaare mein ek banda kam hai humaare side he khel..

Ravi-Oh hell no humaare 2 bandey lele..

Sam-Deal kya thi?? Jo bhi banda aaega woh humaari side hoga.. Ab chup reh or fielding kar..

Ravi-This is cheating..

Sam-Shut up..

Main-Suno 10 over kaa match hai usase lamba khelne ki himatt naa Hai Meri.

Ravi-10 over is what we need 10 over mein tumhari saari team ludak jaegi.. Dekhta jaa..

Main-Pehla over deta hun out karlena warna bahot jyaada maarunga..

Ravi-I know.. Chalo re..

Ravi ki team mein they Rohit, Lucky, Abhi, Ashish or Abhi gang k kuch bandey yaani full star studded team thi unki humaari side they Sam Shubham or Shubham ki gang k kuch bandey..

Nicki-Noice.. The AP show.

Main - Yo.. Agar first 6 balls mein out hojaaun toh theek warna the AP show for you..

Riti-Let's go. Humlog team switch kar rahe hain Abhi tak Ravi ki side they ab tumhaari side.

Main-I know I know..

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Ani ami ami kia dhoya h kisi samajh m hi aaya kia huwa unke sath bahot khaternaak
Aur isi k sarkar bhi gayi
Bahot shaandaar update dost

 

[Genius]

crazy update hi apan log last ki taraf ja raa

ye cricket kaafi time baad aaya hai story me,infact bahut si cheejen kaafi time baad aai hain story me jaise romance

aur last wala scene bhi lit tha bv gaanf fat gai gundon ki ab hari ka no lag jaayega

abhi apan log last ki taraf ja rahe hain to hari ke baad ka kya scene hai koi chhota mota part aayega isme ya sab clear karke dheere dheere is poart ka end kar dega ?

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-285(I am Smart....................................................... And Also Dangerous)





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Ab jab Ravi maarne laga tha toh main aaya Sam k pass..

Main-Kya kar raha hai bhosdk..?

Sam-Maar he raha hai bc ye set hai..

Main-Slower one daal...

Sam-Wahi soch raha tha main...


Sam ne next ball daali slower one lekin Ravi pehle se he ready tha ussne wait kiya or aatey he diya mid wicket k pass se garma garam choukaa..


Sam--Bhosdk gandu or dalwaale slower one..

Main-Chutiye tu khud bola tu bhi wahi soch raha tha gandu mera Naam naa le.. Bhosdk agar next 3 ball par 8-10 or khaaliye tune toh haar jaaenge bhosdk iske saamne next over kon daalega.. 4th ball sam ne daali ek out swinger jisko Ravi ne maarna toh kahin or caaha lekin bat kaa edge laga or woh 2nd slip k pass se nikal gayi 4 run k liye.. 4 balls par 20 aachuke they this is interesting..

Sam- fuck.. Ye lejaaega match bhenchod jaanwar.. iski catch naa chutti hoti suru mein toh jeet chuke hotey abtak..

Main-Focus kar gandu..

Sam ne next maari bouncer lekin Ravi bc pehle he samjh gaya or ussne diya upper cut Sam ki bowling speed kaafi hai toh touch hotey he 6 k liye gayi ball..


Main-Holy fuck.. Bhenchod.. That shot was lit.

Sam-I know harr ball ko maar raha hai gandu..

Last ball aai Abki baar Sam ne liya lamba run up or maari bhayaanak fast ball syunnn karke nikal gayi bat k pass se bc almost edge lag gaya tha bat kaa..

Sam-Kya hua dikhi nahi...

Ravi-Ye mujhe naa dikhi aage waali tujhe naa dikhegi..

Sam-BawliGand ball he last thi meri agli kahaan se laayega.. Bada aaya Viks waala Virat kohli lawde..

Main-Ahahahaha..

Last over mein 19 runs caahiye they.. Ab koi or fainkta toh humlog haar jaatey 100% kyunki Ravi set tha or first ball par strike leke bhi woh last ki 5 ball mein 19 maardega easily ...Issliye main he bowling leke gaya I know main injured tha or fast nahi faink shakta tha lekin still baaki bowlers se Ravi ko main jyaada jaanta tha.. Main ball leke gaya Ravi non striker end par tha..

Ravi-Medium pace fainkega??

Main-Haan injured hun naa be...

Ravi-Bahot maarunga beta strike par jaatey he..

Main-I know..

Saamne tha ab ek average batsman or mereko usko wahin rakhna tha issliye maine keeper or baaki sabhi feilders ko aage he bulaa liya.... Maine Pehli ball daali chota saa run up leke inswinger woh naa samjh paaya or ball gayi seedhi keeper k pass..

Ravi-Bhosdk bat bhida gandu.. Aise kya khadda hai tera baap aake shot maarega..

Ravi uske pass gaya or usko samjhaake aaya or kya samjhaake aaya hoga mujhe maalum tha ki sab fielders uppar hain ek thoda hawa mein khel de or keval Ek he run bhagana or 3 hon toh bhagna.. Basically yahi caahiye tha mujhe.. Or issi planning k according maine next ball daali ek slower bouncer jisse Woh Ravi k kahe anusaar hawa mein maarne laga lekin ek toh slower one uppar se bouncer uppar se meri daali ball bat ka top edge laga or ussne woh ball wahin mere sir k uppar uthaa di hawa mein.. Ravi Bhaag gaya strike lene k liye usse lawda farak naa Tha iss chutiye k catch out hone se usse bus strike caahiye thi.. Lekin main thehra kutta aadmi maine woh catch chhod di or niche girrtey he tappa khake mere hath mein aai or maine maari saamne wickets k uppar.. Ravi pohancha nahi tha...

Sam-Howzdatttt....

Sab chilaa paddey...

Or Ravi itana durr se Bhaag raha tha ki ussne dekha he nahi kya hua.. Woh apni side pohanchke rukka..


Shuba-Howzdatt.....

Ravi-Bhosdk Catch k liye itani appeal kon karta hai..

Sam-Side mein dekh..

Ravi-Kya..??

Ravi ne dekha side mein toh ukhdi wicket or ball dekh k game samjh gaya ek baar toh muskuraaya or fir niche baith gaya sir pakkad k.. Leg umpire ne out dediya...

Main Sam gaye celebrate kartey hue uske pass..

Sam-Lawda lele lawda..

Ravi-Bhosdk you did me dirty.. Bahot jyaada dirty.. That was 500 IQ play I give you that mujhe hansi aarahi hai Khud par..fuck bhenchod.. That was smart..


Main-Aise toh gand he naa fodd deta tu meri..

Ravi-Bhayaanak form mein tha be harr ball par maarta tereko..

Main-I know..

Ravi out hoke gaya Or uske baad match mein kuch bacha naa Tha next batsmat ne bus last ball par 4 maara ek or humlog jeet gaye match.. Ravi he game tha woh gaya game gaya.. Khair A win is a win and I love to win..


Cricket over hua humlog room mein aake nahaae kapdey change kiye tabtak Rishi sarkaar Banaa chuka tha bus shapath leni baaki thi jo Parson hone waali thi..Current government ne try takk naa Kiya humein roukaney kaa itani buri tarah chude they woh.. Governor humaare sath tha toh sab turant horaha tha..


Main room mein tha shyaam k time tab Chang kaa call aaya mere pass...

Main-Haan..

Chang-Tumhaari security kidhar hai??

Main-Rishi k sath hain..

Chang-Toh kuch toh bulaao yahaan par.. Abhi maine 2 gaadiyaan dekhi hain chakkar Kaat rahi hain 100% Hari k bandey hain.. Itana risk kyun lena hai.. Kissi ko hojaaega kuch befaltu mein..

Main-My bad bulaata hun..

Chang-Black Swift.. White scorpio..

Call disconnected..

Maine Rishi k pass call kiya or call kartey time niche aaya dekhne k liye kon hai bhenchod.. Sathmein deagle Lee.. Sam wagairaah already niche they...

Main niche aaya tabtak Rishi ne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine Mangal k pass call kiya..ussne uthaa liya.

Mangal-Ji sir..

Main-Abe kuch bandey idhar bhi bhej sabka udhar kya karoge.. Idhar log ghum rahe hain..


Mangal-My bad.. Vinny ko he bhejdeta hun kuch Bandon k sath.

Main-Toh bhosdk sabko kya leke Jaana...

Mangal-Bheed ko control karne k liye men Rishi jaldi aaya hai Jack he aaya hai uske sath bus..

Main-Jack yahaan hai toh bhai ki security kon lead kar raha hai.


Mangal-Bhai 2 din k rest par hain bahaar Jaana Nahi toh ghar par sab guards hain he..

Main-Tu yahaan bhej bc jaldi...

Mangal-Abhi le..

Call disconnected...

Main lawn mein aaya toh jyaadatar students wahin they baaki room mein tv wagairaah dekhrahe honge.. Ami Sam Ravi Rohit Riti mam or Nicki Mam bhi wahin they.. Bhenchod maanana padega Yahaan kaa mousam 24 ghantey aisa rehta hai ki yahaan ghaas mein he baitha rahe... Khair maine Ami ko ishaara kiya ki gun leke aae apni..woh turant Bhaag k gayi Sam ne dekh liya toh woh meri taraf aaya Ravi or Rohit k sath..

Sam-Sab theek hai??

Main-Abe or bhaade k tattu chakkar Kaat rahe hain bahaar or bhenchod yelog sab bandey sath leke gaye hain befaltu kaa risk derakha hai yaar.. Ek baar Darra detey hain Inko tabtak Vinny aajaaega..

Ravi-Rishi ko jaldi aana padda issliye issues horahe hain...

Main-Wahi uske sath bandey nahi aa paae..

Sam-Haan..

Main-Aajao mast cheej dikhaata hun..

Sam-Hell yeah..

Humlog bahaar aae toh filhaal bahaar waali galli khaali thi lekin agle he minute aai ek swift chakkar lagaati hui usme 5 bandey they sab bhaade k Tattu jo shakal se he dikh raha tha.. Uske piche piche scorpio aagayi usme 6 bandey they.. Wohlog chakkar he Kaat rahe they.. Tabtak Ami aagayi.. Apni pistol with silencer leke..

Ami-Haan sir order..

Main - Scorpio aaegi abhi driver ko maarna lekin dhyaan rahe marre nahi aaram se maarne kaa.. Main swift waale ko dekhunga.. Tumlog piche aajaao..

Sam Ravi Rohit piche ko hogaye or abki baar jaise he swift aai or mere pass se nikali main tha taiyaar or mera aim hai godlike jaise he pass se nikali maine goli daag di driver k shoulder mein bhenchod deagle ki awaaj itani thi ki gand fatt jaae.. Driver ki toh fatt gayi gand because usse lagi thi goli or goli lagtey he uska control hatta jisase gaadi ki speed badhi or seedha saamne deewar mein thokdi... Uske piche piche aai scorpio Ami ready thi ussne same mere waali technique use ki bus dikkat ye thi ki scorpio swift se thodi unchi hai issliye woh bullet uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich lagi.. Isme awaaj bhi nahi hui lekin unlog ne dekh liya tha ki goli chali hai gaadi ki haalat iski bhi wahi hui gaadi control naa hui or seedhi deewar mein thokdi.. Or turant he dono gaadiyon mein se bandey uttare or bhaage gand faad Humse opposite direction mein.. Inke pass chaaku talwaar thi guns expect nahi ki thi inhone.. Sab bhaage bus 3 bandey rukke jisme se ek toh hath joddke khaada hogaya wahin Humse dur or baaki 2 bandon ne swift waale driver ko Scorpio mein daala jo injured tha or turant leke gaadi nikal gaye.. Swift wahin reh gayi..

Sam-Holy fucking shit that shot was insane..

Ravi-Bc not gonna lie AP waala shot bhayaanak tha Scorpio fir bhi slow thi lekin swift ki speed jyaada thi still bhenchod Window k andar se shoulder mein daagna gajab..


Rohit-Yelog nahi aaenge ab waapis..

Ravi - ahahaha.. Trueee...

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