Update-269(Journey)
Ab Bus kaa pehla Stop aaya subah 10:30 baje ek restaurants par roukki bus jo sadak kinaare tha.. Main road k uppar Chandigarh se nikale they humlog thodi derr pehle.. Ab dikkat ye hui ki restaurant ek tha jisme male female 2 washrooms they or dono k aage he bhenchod students line lagaake khaddey hogaye or Sam ko toilet jaana tha Asap issliye hum 4on Restaurant k just piche jhadiyon mein aagaye or pehle toh jalaai cigarettes then Hone lage halke..
Ravi- Idhar se lelena or nahi hain..
Humlog halke hoke jhadiyon se bahaar aaye aake hath dhoye tabtak bc half bheed ki he baari aai thi.. Issliye humlog aagaye road k Dusari side bani tapri par wahaan se jo cigarettes milli wahi Lee or pehle toh wahin khaddey hoke jalaalee kyunki last waali sabke hisse nahi aai theek se.. Ab humlog khaddey they toh humein Dekh Ashish Ajit Abhi or Lucky bhi aagaye..
Main-Kya be lawde kidhar..?
Ashish - Same as you bc laana bhool gaye...
Main-lawda Mera main leke aaya tha khatam hogayi not so same as me now are you??,Chicha isko ek bidi kaa bundle deke chalta karo toh..
Ashish - Chup be...
Ashish wagairaah bhi wahaan khaddey hoke cigarette peene lage..
Abhi-Jo bhi ho bahot he lit spot hai trip k liye..
Sam-Yep.. Garmi se chuttkaara millega kuch din bhenchod..
Nicki-AP...
Ab aai humein Nicki mam ki awaaj bus k pass se humein bulaa rahi thi madam.. Ab humaari cigarette toh khatam hochuki thi Ashish wagairaah ki chal rahi thi issliye maine Lee toffee or bhaaga Nicki mam ki taraf.. Ashish wagairaah ki fatti gand koi idhar fainke cigarette koi maachis fainkey ab..
Nicki-Kya horaha hai??
Main-Kuch nahi main toh waise he gaya tha.. Unse pucho..
Nicki - Ashish???
Ashish - Main bhi waise he gaya tha mamm...
Nicki-Maine literally tumhaare Abhi or Lucky k hath mein cigarettes dekhi hai..
Main-Ye laga chauka..
Nicki-Aage mujhe agar koi cigarettes k aas pass bhi dikha naa toh uska hissab college mein jaake hoga dekhlena..
Main - Gotta go.. Bye..
Ye bolke main aaya seedha bhaagte hue bus mein or turant aaya apni seat par..
Mouni--Kahaan Bhaag raha hai??
Main-Bahar class lag rahi hai..
Mouni-Kiski??
Main-Lucky Abhi Ashish and Ajit.. Sutta maar rahe they saddak kinaare khaddey hoke..
Mouni-Yelog pakka strike points lenge iss trip mein dekhlena..
Main-Yep..
Ab aae sablog andar Nicki mam aai mere bagal mein baithi..
Nicki-Munh fudwaalega tu dekhlena..
Main-Maine kya kiya ab??
Nicki - Tu bhi khadda tha udhar..
Main-Main toh tehalne gaya tha.. Mere against koi proof nahi hai judge sahaab..
Nicki-Ab nahi toh baadmein mill jaaega lambi trip hai jaaega kidhar..?
Main-mereko aarahi hai Nind aap continue karo..
Nicki-Phone dedey sone se pehle tera.. Mere mein network nahi hai..
Main-Yo.. Listen ghar waalon k alaawa kissi kaa bhi phone aae don't pick it up..
Nicki-Sure..
Mouni-Aisa kiska call aane waala hai tere pass..? Girlfriend..
Main-lol.. Mere pass aadha haryana call karta rehta hai.. Log hello baadmein boltey hai mujhe dhamki yaa gaali pehle detey hain..
Mouni-Lol..
Maine diya Nicki mam ko phone or main sogaya.. Maanana padega bhaari comfortable journey thi Raat Ki nind aaram se nikal rahi thi ek do baar aankh khulli lekin waapis sogaya main 3-4 ghantey k aas pass ki nind leli maine bc..gajab..main utha toh bus kaa next stop aaya tha.. 70% journey done thi 3 yaa 4 ghantey maximum lagenge wahaan takk.. Or ab uttare niche ek hotel par hath munh dhoya pehle toh then coffee Lee lunch kiya sabne udhar.. Ab sach kahun toh thoda ubbaney laga tha main bc itana lamba saffar meri ribs mein pain suru hogaya tha issliye jab sab lunch kar rahe they main apna coffee kaa cup leke bahaar tehal raha tha.. Bhenchod ribs mein vibration horahi thi iski maa ki chut.. Ye konse type kaa pain hai bhenchod ab...
Main wahaan bahaar tehal he raha tha ki Anaa aai mere pass..
Anaa-Kya hua?? Akele kyun khadey ho??
Main-aise he mereko lunch nahi karna.. Or baithey-2 ubb gaya hun main toh tehal raha hun..
Anaa-10 ghantey se kuch nahi khaaya hai tumne Atleast ab toh khaao kuch..
Main-Wahin jaake khaaunga mereko bahaar kaa Khaana hajam nahi hota utana..
Anaa-Ye khaake dekho badhiya sandwich hai..
Main-I can't.. Mereko Digest nahi hota traveling k time he sab.. Vomiting hogi fir..
Anaa-Bukhe rahoge toh bimaar ho jaaoge....
Main-Khaaunga toh jyaada chances hain bimar hone k..
Nicki-Nahi khaaega ye bekaar hai bolna Anaa.. Traveling mein ye jitana light food khaaye utana better hai iske liye.. Jitana ye cool banta hai na utana he opposite iska digestive system Hai..
Anaa-Oh I see....
Main-Ji..
Nicki - Pehle toh I am sorry..
Main-Kaahe??
Nicki-Main tere liye Paranthe leke aai thi.. Mujhe maalum tha tu bahaar kaa nahi khaaega or leke aaega nahi Deepu ne bola tha mereko or Bataana bhool gayi tereko..
Main-Shabbas.. Shabbas.. J baat madam j baat.. Bujha Marr jaata toh main..
Nicki-Mereko dhyaan nahi raha yaar.. Bag se lele mere, bus mein Hai.. Main mera Khaana chhod k aai hun andar..
Main-Main lelunga aap jaao.. Thanks.. Love you..
Ye bolke Nicki mam waapis andar chali gayi..
Anaa-Ye lo.. Abtoh khaaoge..
Main-Sure...come on join me..
Anaa mere sath apna sandwich or coffee leke bus mein aai maine Nicki mam k bag mein se tiffin nikaala.. Bc not gonna lie paraanthey dekh k bukh jarur lag gayi..
Main-tum Bhi khaao... Ye sandwich kaa kya khaaogi..
Anaa-Thank you...so tum bahaar kaa kuch bhi nahi khaatey..
Main-naa.. Khaata hun lekin specific spots par jahaan kaa Khaana passand hai mereko.. Lekin traveling k time main risk nahi leta..
Anaa-Ohh..
Main-So how's trip so far...? Sab badhiya??
Anaa-Haan kind of.. These seats are comfee...
Main-Yep...
Anaa-AP I still can't believe it ki tumne join kiya humein..
Main-Oh Same here.. Lekin at the end of the day maine Jubaan di thi tumhe so piche nahi hattne waala Tha main.. Or uppar se tumhaare sath time spend karna better hai..
Anaa-Really??
Main-Of course tabhi toh yahaan aaya hun..
Anaa-Aww thank you..
Main-waise main batana bhull gaya bu you are looking fantastic today.. Not gonna lie you are looking fabulous..
Anaa-Thank you.. You too..bus ye face marks kab jaaenge??
Main--1 yaa 2 week maximum hai.. Dont worry waapis normal dikhne lagjaaunga main..
Anaa-Main wait kar rahi hun..
Main-Kyun normal dikhunga tab he purpose karogi..
Anaa-Hehehe.. Looks doesn't matter AP.. Ye toh bus Tumhaari personality par suite nahi karta issliye awkward lag rahe ho tum..
Main-oh itana jaanti ho meri personality k baare mein matlab tum..?
Anaa-Ofcourse..
Main-Jarra humein bhi bataao kaisi hai meri personality..
Anaa-OK.. Smart, Intelligent, Dashing, And Most importantly Caring. Bahot log sochtey hain tum Rude ho but according to me you are not rude that's the way you are that's your lifestyle...
Main-Surprisingly you are right...
Anaa-I know..
Seriously kaafi sahi kaha tha ussne lagta hai she knows me well baat banegi sahi matlab..
Humne lunch kiya niche aake hath munh dhoye tabtak sablog bhi aagaye they ab next stop hotel he tha... Hum Manali mein enter hue shyaam 5.30 baje. Bhenchod yahaan kaa scene he alag tha naa woh garmi naa woh shor Sharaaba bc chill mosam or chill he jagah or chill he log.. Hum net 6 baje hotel k parking lot mein pohanchey or ab Hotel Dekh fatti sabki gand kyunki 60% students ne first time itane bade hotel ko dekha tha or isme rehney jaarahe they... Hotel k bahaar orchestra tha ek chota saa humaare welcome k liye hum aakhiri mein baithey they toh aakhiri mein he bus se uttare toh niche sab ikkatha hogaye they rooms group wise selected they humlog uttare toh sabse pehle aage aaya Manager kya naam bataaya Tha Rishi ne iska Haan Harish.. Harish..
Harish-Good Evening sir...how was your Journey??
Main - Pretty good I guess..
Harish - Happy to hear that sir..
Main-Inka settlements karwaao then we'll talk....
Harish-Sure sir..
Per room 2 bandey they or suites mein 3 yaa 4 bandey they.. Or last mein Hum 4 k liye tha Presidential Suite.. Bhenchod maalik hain kuch toh farak padega he..
Wahaan Harish ne group wise names bole or unko unke rooms ka key card deke bhejta raha andar. Girls or boys k alag alag rooms they. . Last mein bache hum 4, Nicki Mam Ritika Mam... Harish humein leke apne office mein aaya.. Jahaan Ek 25-26 age ki mast si ladki khaddi thi.. Shayad ye Aditi thi humaari guide..
Main-So kya scene hai??
Harish-Sir Kal subah se sab start hai Aditi ne sab plan karliya hai.. sabse pehle subah 8.00 am par Aapko Solang Valley leke jaaya jaaega wahin aapka woh auction hai sir Aditi aapko woh jagah bhi dikhaa degi...... Uske baad...
Main-Uske baad wahaan kaa main dekhlunga..
Aditi-Ji sir fir shyaam ko humlog jaaenge..
Main-Woh sab bataao Inko ki kahaan Jaana Hai Kahaan nahi humlog inke sath jaaenge mereko kaam ek he hai ye bus.. Baaki Nicki mam se baat karo aap..
Aditi-Ji sir..
Harish-Aaiye sir aapko aapka suite dikhaa deta hun..
Main-Humlog khud pohanch jaaenge don't worry..
Harish-Okay sir.. Here you go sir..
Ussne mujhe key card diya or Hum 4 aaye wahaan se bahaar.. 5th floor par jana tha humein.. Ab dikkat ye hui ki sabko ek sath key cards Mille toh lift sab full jaarahi thi uppar toh humne seediyon se Jaana he theek samjha.. Itane bhi halke nahi hain hum bhenchod.. Mera phone baja uppar jaatey time Rishi kaa tha.. Ab hum jaise he first floor par pohanchey toh wahaan dikhi humein Abhi gang.. Yaani full gang.. Abhi, Lucky, Ashish, Ajit, Mouni, Arushi, Sneha, Divya, Anaa or 2 - 3 ladke Ladkiyaan jinka naam mujhe yaad nahi.. Wohlog bhi seedhiyon se he jaarahe they uppar.. Maine Phone uthaaya...
Rishi-Pohanch gaye??
Main-Haan ghar par bataa dena.. Harish milgaya hai yahaan.. Aditi bhi.. Kal se sab suru hai tujhe main inform kardunga tab dekhlena ...
Rishi-OK boss..
Main-Baadmein call karunga bye..
Call disconnected..
Rohit-Arey, president sir ko toh by stairs nahi bhejna tha bc..
Abhi-Le lo Rohit bhai maje aap bhi..
Rohit-Jaldi chalo re humein 5th par Jaana Hai..
Ashish - Humein 4 par..
Anaa-Hum 5 par..
Main-Yep 5 is go to.. Niche toh normal logon k liye he hai.. Jaise ye Ashish..
Lucky-Ye tumhaara hotel haibe..
Main-Yep..
Ashish - Main naam dekhtey he samjh gaya tha.. India mein jitane bhi "Luxurious" naam k hotel, restaurants, cafés hain woh sab inke he hain..
Anaa-That's pretty cool if you ask me..
Arushi-It is pretty cool...
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