Update-24(Bad Day)
Main or Ravi firse khaddey hue or bahaar ki taraf chal diye saari class fir hansi humpar or toh or woh lawda Sam Bhi hansa...
Ravi-iski toh gand fodd Deni hai Maine...
Main- sabki he tod denge bhenchod dekh Kaise hans rahe Hain gand marre...
Ritika-jaldi please...
Main-Haan re jaarahe Hain udd k jaaein Kya ab...
Ritika- excuse me ..?
Ravi-(Aaram se)lawda Mera ...
Main-nothing madam ...
Hum Dono bahaar aagaye ...
Ravi- badi mushqill se baithey they bc ...
Main- college suck I don't believe tumlog itane lambe time se Kaise sehrahe ho ye Sab...
Ravi-humaara itana nahi hota tha Bhai...infact ye madam toh bahot sweet hai ...
Main-Lawde kaa sweet dekha Maine ...
Ravi-Aamtorr par aisa nahi karti...
Main-Jo Bhi ho hai badi mast ...
Ravi-jhakkas dikhti hai...
Main-Kya faayda bc ...
Ravi-Rohit ko call Kar toh ...kahaan marwaa raha hai bc ...
Main-good idea ...
Maine Rohit ko call Kiya ..
Rohti-Ji sir...
Main-kahaan haibe ..?
Rohit- Ghar par thoda kaam tha wahi niptaa raha...
Main-Ghar par he rahiyo bhosdk ...
Rohit-kya hua ...
Main-Kya gand maardi hai iss college ki bc achaa khaasa Hua karta tha bc sablog gandu jaise behave Kar rahe Hain..ground mein bc 8-9 janne cricket khelrahe Hain 2-3 basketball 2-4 waise he jhant khujaa rahe baithke bc 4 team toh cricket ki hua karti thi idhar pehle...
Rohit-lol organise toh naa karwaatey games principal lodu or president Maha lodu ...ground ki haalat dekh bc kkitaney khaddey or pathar wagairah paddey hain kissi ko hath pair naa tudwaaane yahaan khelke ...
Main-bhosdk aaj dimag toh aisa firaa hua hai ki Dono ki he gand fodd dun ....bhenchod Mohabtein movie kaa gurukull banaa Diya college ko ..Kya lawde lawde rules Hain. 10 minutes late naa ho shaktey teacher hai nahi class mein tab Bhi phone naa use Kar shaktey Wagairah wagairah bhenchod ....lawda Mera rules follow karega...
Rohit- bhai Sab badalna padega Sab kaa Sab...
Main-Ye principal sochraha hai Sab iske under hai pehle isko aukaat dikhaana hai ki baap Kon hai opposition mein hai lawde opposition kaa he banke reh... bhenchod seats saalon ko 15% milli Hain nakhre behnchod Rulling party waale Hain inke ...iski ladki ko chod dunga main...
Rohit- bhai sahaab tagdi maal hai ....
Main-fir toh bc ussi ko chod denge...Or fir ye lawda President or uski lawdi team inki maa ko chhodun bhosdko ne maa chodd di college ki...Inka toh level Bhi nahi hai Bhenchod ....
Rohit-Sahi hai bhenchod..
Main-or fir ye lawde Sam ki gand maarni hai...
Rohit-what the fuck Woh kidhar se aaya be...?
Main-Abe lawda abhi humpar Hans raha tha bharri class mein ...
Rohit-gand tod de bhosdk ki...
Main-wahi...chal karta call back...Karle Tera kaam...
Rohit-ok Bhai..
Call disconnected...
Main-bhai simple c baat hai classes Apne buss ki baat nahi befaltu frustration hoti hai or frustrate bc mujhe hona he nahi hai befaltu sir dard hoga...fir gussa aaega aise fir dikkat hojaaegi... Sablog ko semester clear caahiye woh main kardunga bc itana IQ toh hai ki Bina padhe nikaal lun ...
Ravi-Bhosdk fir Bhi attendance toh complete karni padegi naa...Warna rusticate kardenge..
Main-kitani % caahiye hoti attendance...
Ravi- dekhle iss semester ki complete karne k liye tereko at least 90%+ present rehna hai..waise toh 70% he hoti hai but tu gayab tha toh woh Bhi absent lagegi...
Main-koi naa attendance lagaake nikallunga yaa sojaaunga bc who gives a fuck...Babhi ko Bhi boldunga aaj...
Humlog laxman k pass aae...toh canteen mein Woh Anshul (Ruhi kaa Bhai) woh maal Mouni or woh teesra ladka Uska naam Kya tha bhenchod...Sunil Sunil ..wohlog baithey kuch padh rahe they....
Anshul-Wassup AP Bhai ...
Main- Matt Puch Bhai ..Subah se hide and seek khel raha teachers k sath...
Anshul- Matlab...?
Main- teachers bahaar nikaal rahe class se...
Anshul-Puri class ko...?
Main-nahi humse he kuch khaas lagaav tha...
Ravi-lol ahahaaha..
Main-Oye LAX...
Lax-ji Bhai ...
Main-2 ....
LAX- Abhi laaya Bhai...
Ravi-andar chalein ...
Main-Chaltey Hain kuch toh frustration Kam hogi..
Ravi-Aaja...
Main-Abe tumhaari padhaai Puri nahi hoti Kya..kabhi class wagairah nahi lagaatey bahaar padhtey rehtey...
Ravi-Actually I guess I know ye log k notes nahi bane they toh Nicki mam ne inlog ko tabtak class se out kardiya jabtak notes naa complete hojaaein ...apni he class mein Hain ye...Sam ne Bhi Tabhi woh notes banaae they...
Main-lol...
Anshul- yep aapse Bhi buri haalat hai..
Main- Ruhi ko boldey woh likhdegi
doctor waali handwriting mein kuch Bhi kuch Bhi likhdegi wahi check karwaaliyo..
Anshul-hahaha nice idea ...but woh ultaa mujhe he fod dengi...
Main-toh fir Likho bhai mast main Chala...
Humlog andar cabin mein aaye or cigarette jalaali ...ki tabhi Nicki mam kaa call aagaya...
Main-Ji madam..
Nicki-Tumlog firse bahaar nikal Gaye class se...
Main-Nikal Gaye nahi nikaal diye Gaye ....
Nicki-CLASS mein movies dekhoge toh Yahi hoga...
Main-Teacher late tha toh khaali chalaai thi movie woh madam ekdum se saamne aake khaddi hogayi toh main Kya karun....or waise Bhi ye classes waala system bhooljaao ab...
Nicki-matlab...
Main-main naa lagaane waala Semester clear toh main waise Bhi kardunga Bina class toh befaltu dimag kaa dahi Bhi kyun karwaaya..
Nicki-kon Kiya dahi. ..
Main-actually aap he ne suruwaat ki...
Nicki-maine kuch nahi kiya ye rules Hain Meri class mein Jo Bhi late aata sidha bahaar he jaata...
Main-Aji haan aapke bade rules hogaye ...
Nicki-ab Hain toh hain....
Main-oho ho nakhre..
Nicki-ab nakhre Hain toh Hain...
Main-main toh new tha mujhe toh bulaana tha andar rules samjhaadetey ...
Nicki- nope...
Main-toh main rojj he late aaunga jabtak samjhaaoge nahi bahaar he rakhna ...
Nicki-ye jidd naa laga ab...
Main-infact aaunga he nahi itani Subah uthke even alarm se Bhi pehle uthgaya tha main can you believe this full excited tha class k liye Subah he waat lagaadi aapne...
Nicki-woh isliye ki tu time se aae aage se....
Main-agar samjhaatey tab naa aage se aata on time nahi aaunga abtoh aaungaich nahi ...1st or 2nd class cancel ...
Nicki-ab ye nakhre Tere...
Main-hain toh Hain ab Kya karein...
Nicki-maine sorry nahi bolna caahe kuch Karle ...
Main-mujhe sunana Bhi nahi sorry...aap Apne rules dekho jaake ...
Nicki-Kya ladkiyon ki tarah Kar raha hai yaar...
Main-ab Hain toh Hain Kya karein..
Ye bolke Maine call cut kardiya or Agar Nicki mam ko kissi cheej se nafrat hai toh woh hai Unki call yaa baat bina permission cut karne waalon se...
Ravi-hogaya kalyaan bc bataake toh cut karta ...
Main-hum frustrated Hain toh dusron ko Bhi toh karein...
Ravi- lawde lagwaaega Bhai...
Humne cigarette pee tabtak 2 Baar Nicki mam kaa call aaya Jo Maine nahi uthaaya cigarette peeke humlog bahaar aae wahaan baithey toh Laxman coffee Le aaya ...
Main-Bc Kya movie k chakkar mein lawde lage aaj...
Ravi-din kharaab ho toh Bhai Kya Kar shaktey Hain....
Humlog baithey he they wahaan ki udhar kaafi saare students Ek sath aae at least 15_20 toh honge he Jisme Ritu ,Simmy ,Piyu , Vishal , Raj or Avinash Bhi they (Ye sablog Rohit k sath Hain or last part mein bhi aachuke hain)
Main-ye Kya haibe...
Ravi-Ye Rohit ki class k students Hain saare he aagaye ye toh almost...Oye Raj aajao be idhar wahaan naa seat millegi
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Woh Sab humaari side aagaye or baithgaye...
Ritu-Hello AP ...
Main-Hi...Kya hua...?tumsablog?
Ritu-Nicki mam yaar achaanak mood kharaab hogaya unka or jiss-2 k notes thodey bahot bhi complete naa they un sabko bahaar nikaal Diya or no entry kardiya jabtak complete naa hon...pata nahi ekdum se gussa hogayi .
Main-ahahaahahahahah...
Ravi-lol gajab ..
Ritu-kya hua...
Main- koi phone aaya hoga uske baad gussa Hui hongi...
Piyu-haan Ek phone Kiya tha unhone but tumhe Kaise pata..?
Main - kyunki unke gusse kaa reason humlog he Hain or phone humein he Kiya tha madam ne...
Ritu-Seriously ...
Main-ahahaahahahahah ..
Ravi-bola tha phone cut Matt karr ..in becharon k l lagwaadiye ...
Main-bola toh tha apun frustrated Hain toh dusron ko Bhi kartey hain...
Ritu-Puri class gaaliyan degi tumhe..
Ravi-munh fodd dunga Ek Ek kaa...
Wohlog kuch boltey usase pehle Anjali kaa call aagaya..
Main-Ji Madam...
Anjali-Wassup...?
Main-all good you tell.?
Anjali-listen aaj 4:30 pm par Station aajaana ...
Main-Kya hua..?
Anjali- commissioner sir ne bulaaya hai sabko..red John k liye..
Main-Uska Kya...
Anjali-I don't know yaar koi plan wagairah hoga...
Main-humaari team k alaawa koi naa ho wahaan...
Anjali- unhone keval humein he bulaaya hai...
Main-shabas pohanchjaaenge...
Call disconnected...
Commissioner k baare mein jarra bataadun Jo last part mein Apne khass SP they yogesh uncle unka Promotion ho Chuka hai or ab woh Commissioner of police Hain...
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