Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[RAAZ]

Update-101(The Force)

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Humlog k dekhtey dekhtey he woh bheed bhenchod college k aage se uthi or highway ki taraf chal paddi humlog ne unke aage aage gaadi ki or unse pehle highway par pohanch gaye and side mein ek chaai ki dukaan hai Laxman k bhai ki jahaan se cigarette supply hoti hai college k andar humaare liye... Uske saamne gaadi rouk di..woh dukan just main road par thi... Laxman bhi wahin baitha tha...


Main-Bhosdk idhar kaise.


Lax-Wahaan kya karunga bhai college toh bandh hai..


Main-Shabbas.. Aaj apaney liye booked hai ye dukaan...


Lax-Jaisa aap kaho bhai..


Humlog udhar baithey or dekhtey he dekhtey bc bheed badhtey badhtey kaafi hogayi... Or finally pura Highway bandh hogaya... Or 5 Minute k andar andar Jam lagna suru hogaya... Or Turant he police ki gaadi udhar aai College ki side se kyunki main road par traffic suru hochuka tha jo jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya tha but still traffic police ne bichmein Ambulance yaa other emergency vehicles k liye jagah chudwaa di thi.. Police ki Atleast 7-10 gaadiyaan aai Jiya Uttari Pehli gaadi mein se... Or uttartey he usne mujhe call kiya...


Main-Yo...?


Jiya-Dekh rahe ho boss ye sab...?


Main-Yep... Rukk aaraha hun udhar he...


Call disconnected...


Main or Rohit Jiya ki taraf Jaane lage toh rastey mein Nicki mam or RITI mam aagaye...


Nicki-what the hell Police force is here...


Main-Yeah You can't just block an National Highway..


Nicki-Maar padegi kya yaar Inko...?


Main-Pehle Samjhaaya jaaega then daraaya jaaega uske baad maar padegi...


Hum 4on Jiya k pass pohanchey jo Abhi gang k sath baat Kar rahi thi...


Jiya-Guys Suno I know tumlog gussa ho and i promise hum un sabko jald he pakad lenge lekin usase pehle tumlog ko Highway khaali karna padega...


Abhi-Kya matlab hai pakad loge.. Pakad toh liya tha fir chhod bhi diya..


Jiya-Dekho uss time On duty officer main nahi thi or jaise he on duty officer se contact hoga uska byaan liya jaaega or Agar uski galati hui toh usse suspend bhi kiya jaaega.. But for now please move from the highway...


Abhi-Jaise he aap Unlog ko pakad loge hum hatt jaaenge..


Jiya-Guys i am being Very serious here it's an serious violation of law you can't just block an national highway... Please try to understand humaari team jaldi he un 3no ladkon ko pakad legi...


Abhi-Jaise he woh log pakadey jaaenge ussi second hum sab uth jaaenge yahaan se...


Abhi kaa confidence bheed dekh k badhta jaaraha tha ab students se jyaada local log aarahe they yaani dusri party k Chutiya log jo sarkar k uppar point maarne k liye harr mujra kartey hain aise he ek 10-12 Bandon kaa group bheed se Nikalke aage aagaya.. Jinko ek 35-40 age kaa aadmi lead kar raha tha.




Jiya-guys i am giving you guys last warning...


Tabhi woh Leader aage aaya or bola...


"Kya warning warning khel rahe ho madam bachon ko akela Matt samjhana.."


Jiya-oho ho dekho toh kon aaya hai Sumit Singh Arey tumlog ko or koi kaam nahi hai kya...


Sumit-Nahi.. Bachon darrna nahi 100 se jyaada hain humlog or tumhaare sath hain...


Jiya-First of all students main tum mein se kuch ko personally jaanti hun jaise Ashish Ajit Sneha wagairaah listen to me jo bhi karo do not listen to these guys inki baat sunana he nahi in sabka kaam he yahi hai ye log aisa kuch dhundtey hain or usme shamil hojaatey hain or fir andar he andar logon ko Provoke kartey hain uske baad jab Riots suru hojaatey hain yelog nikal jaatey hain..


Abhi-Humein inse matlab nahi hai Mam...humein Insaaf caahiye...


Jiya-Wahi toh main kehrahi hun insaaf jarur hoga... So I am telling you guys one last time please Highway khaali kardo...


Abhi-Ji nahi...


Jiya-OK as you say.. Lets do it this way...


Jiya ne Walkie Talkie Liya or uspar boli... "I need Backup At My location.... Permission to use full force Traffic is getting bigger every second it'll be Crisis soon"..


Saamne se kuch code words type reply aaya jo samjh naa aaya or last mein bola "Backup Approved jald he Aapki Location par pohanch jaaega"... Over...


Jiya-OK GUys aise caahiye toh aise karletey hain.. Baadmein bolna nahi bataaya nahi...


Ye bolke Jiya Wahaan se waapis Force ki side chali gayi...


Main-And she is mad... Bahot maar padegi bc...


Rohit-Guys You need to chill it's fucking NH9 bahot maarenge ye log maanlo meri baat...


Abhi-Humaari Bheed dekho Kitano ko maarenge... 100 police waale aajaenge or kya karenge..


Main-Ek baar force aane de ek ek ko maarenge..


Rohit-I am getting my cameras ready.. Best of luck guys...


Main Rohit Nicki mam Or Riti mam Jiya ki taraf chal diye.. Jo Apne sathi officers ko kuch samjhaa rahi thi...


Main-Yo yo..


Jiya-Dimag se paidal hain yaar yelog... ANJALI madam hain nahi ab main he Incharge hun.... Or main naa caahti yelog hospital jaaein...


Nicki-I know yaar lekin bachein hain woh.. Kuch toh karo...


Jiya-Chinta naa karo Didi Jaise he force dekhenge waise he darrke hatt jaaenge or Agar aisa nahi hua toh inmein se jo 20-30 motey tagdey yaa local log hain unko dharrenge tab apne aap samjh jaaenge.. Dont worry mera main mission yahi hai ki Atleast students ko toh hurt naa Kiya jaae..


Riti-Haan yaar ladkiyaan bhi hain so please dhyaan se...


Jiya-AP inmein se 70% Opposition k hain...


Main-I know I know..


Jiya-Or ye 10 Minute k andar andar puri Abhi gang ko apne under lelenge baaton baaton mein he pataalenge ye dekhlena... Or fir baadmein agar Abhi wagairaah hattana caahenge tab bhi naa hatt shakenge..


Main-Don't worry you got this...


Rohit - By the way Media waale kidhar hain ek bhi naa dikhraha...


Jiya-Unka sahi ilaaj karwaadiya maine koi Local allowed naa Hai idhar sabko 100 meters durr rakha hai... Warna wohlog he jyaada provoke kar detey...


Main--Nice...


15 minutes k andar andar wahaan harr galli se Police vehicles aane lage Van's Jeeps Buses woh bhi bhaari maatra mein... . Or woh sab just Humaare piche aake rukkey or usme se fir force Uttari bhenchod CRPF, RAF, Local Police Female Police... Fire department... Or sabke hath mein Shields or dandey.. Helmets vests sab pehnke full ready.. Tear gas guns, Fire trucks Paani kaa pressure maarne k liye barricades... Holy shit... Ab dono sides ki Population baraabar hogayi thi lekin problem ye hogayi ye sab dekh k protestor ki gand fatt gayi...




Rohit - Holy fucking shit... What the fuck is this...


Main-Full Movie banegi bhai full movie...


Nicki-Oh my god... That's really bad..


Main-Jyaada naa karna Haan..? Dekh k he marrjaaenge wohlog..


Jiya-Don't worry...


Jiya Force k pass chali gayi kuch sathi officers k sath salaah masvara karne...


Ab problem ye thi ki Mujhe Abhi gang dikh he nahi rahi thi bheed kaafi hogayi thi lekin bahaar ko keval local log yaa fir kissi political party k workers wahi log they shayad wohlog bichmein they... Bc fans gaye ab naa nikalne waale yelog...




Jiya waapis humaare pass aai..


Jiya-Ok Guys Tumlog Meri gaadi mein baitho thodi bahot toh force use karni he padegi... Jam bahot jyaada badh gaya hai Or jyaada badha toh fir Inke hattney k baad bhi bahot jyaada time lagega jam clear karne mein or kaafi Ambulance Or emergency vehicles bhi fanse hain....Yelo Chaabi Piche hai Gaadi..


Main - Madam aap dono jaake baitho gaadi mein mujhe ek do ko nikaalna hai idhar se..


Rohit-Bc bheed mein he kuchal jaaega...


Main-let's see bitch..


Rohit-Chal fir main bhi sath hun..


Main-Hell yeah..


Continued..

First of all 100+ mubarak ho bhai maza aa Gaya ki jo safar 1st part se shuru hua woh dekhte hi dekhtey 2 part pe aaya aur. Ab yaha se aage bad ker 100 paar ho chuka bohat sahi. Aur yah abhi me kia khaaj hai har waqt naya bakheda khada kar. Deta hain ab police se gaand. Tutay ki woh alag.

 

[Waseem]

Mind blowing........AP bhai

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Nice update bhai

 

[Johnboy11]

Update-106(Show-off)


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Humlog Advisor k office k saamne pohanchey toh peon ne humein roukk liya actually humein nahi Unlog ko roukk liya kyunki mujhe toh usne dekha he nahi tha abhi takk because main sabse piche tha...


Peon-Lucky Beta busy hain Sir... Kal pakka milwaadunga...


Lucky-Jab bhi aatey hain yahi boltey ho kaka...


Main-What's up Ghansyaam kaka...?


Peon - AP...?


Main--Yo long time no see..


Main aage aaya uske pass...


Peon - AP beta kaise ho... Lambe time baad darshan diye...


Main-maska matt lagao kaka daily college aata hun I mean daily nahi lekin college aata hun kabhi kabhaar aap nahi miltey...


Peon-kya karun beta yahaan uppar duty hai ab iss ummar mein niche naa jaaya jaata ek baar aane k baad...


Main-toh ye Tumhaari galati haina apne ko thodi naa maalum hai tumko uppar bhejdiya mereko laga abtak Ghansyaam kaka toh nipat liye honge...


Peon-Subh Subh bola kar abhi Jaan baaki hai..


Main - Bore naa maaro kaka Sir se milana hai bolo toh..


Peon-Khud he jaake boldo beta rokkunga toh fir sunaaoge tum..


Main-bahot sunaaunga...


Peon - toh jaao..


Main-aise kya dekh raha hai be Bola toh Tha show off karunga..


Lucky-wahi dekh raha tha...


Main-kaka ye gay hai nevermind...


Lucky-what the fuck..


Peon-Gay kya hota hai ab..


Lucky-Kuch nahi kaka ye bakwas kar raha hai... Come on yaar AP..


Main-andar nahi Jaana kya.. Aaja main samjhaata kaka ko tumlog karwaao sign..


Wohlog andar ghusse or unke sath sath main ghussa Toh iss office mein main Chair par Rajendra sir baithey they 50-55 ki age hogi apne puraane jaankaar hain family friend bol shaktey isko... Kaafi kaam kiye hain isne dadaji k liye.. Retirement k baad idhar bhej diya bhai ne isko...


Rajendra-oho ho sab neta log aaj yahaan kaise...?


Main-Morning Sir...


Rajendra - AP...?


Main-aise kya react kar rahe ho pehchaana nahi kya...


Raj- nahi i am in shock ki tumne yahaan aane kaa kasht kiya... Or don't tell me ki tumne Inki party join karli..


Main-oh hell no keval aaj k liye time pass... Inko help caahiye...


Raj-Kya funds k liye...


Abhi-Ji sir...


Raj- letter hai abhi tumhaare pass...


Lucky-Ji Sir..


Raj-Laao main bhej dunga Rishi Sir k pass aaj he...


Abhi-bus or kuch nahi...?


Raj- what do you mean... Or kuch nahi...?


Abhi-I mean sir or kuch documents nahi caahiye kya..


Raj-caahiye haina Ek aadhar card ki photo copy ek Raashan card ki photocopy dono colored... 12 th ki dmc or 10 photos...


Main- Ahahaha...


Raj-or kuch caahiye kya... Or kya doge bhai..??.


Abhi-Sorry sir..


Main - actually sir inko belive nahi horaha ki itani jaldi sab nipat gaya...


Raj-very funny... Or kuch caahiye bacho..


Lucky-no sir.. thank you so much sir...


Raj-AP tumhe..


Main-Nahi... Actually Haan..


Raj-boliye sir kya help karun aapki...


Main-Canteen mein AC lagwaado...


Raj-Bed bhi lagwaadun ek...


Main-nahi andar hai bed toh..


Raj-shut up...


Main-ok... Ye Chhodo meri attendance seedhi exam mein baithney k liye jitani caahiye utani karwaado...


Raj-shut up AP... Deepu beti ko karun phone...


Main - you guys sucks... This college suck....agar main fail hua naa toh ghar pohanch jaaunga main aapke..


Raj-aajana Tumhaari Aunty yaad kar rahi thi...


Main-hehheeh very funny...


Hum sablog bahaar aae...


Main-bc ye bata ye Advisor paper leak karwaa shakta haina..??


Lucky-what the fuck is wrong with you...


Abhi-bhai Advisor tha woh uske saamne bhi... Principle se jyaada chalti hai uski...


Main-uski chinta naa kar mera khaas hai woh.. Bc pass kaise hounga ye sochana padega Budhaau principal toh Chinta mein daal gaya yaar aaj..


Mouni-mere dad hain yaar woh.. Itane bhi budhe nahi hain.....


Main--Lagtey toh hain... Tumlog mein se last semester pura clear kiska hai...


Lucky-kissi kaa nahi...


Main--Great....


Arushi-mera clear hai... Ananya kaa bhi..


Main-tera semester saala kahaan se clear hogaya tujhe toh ghanta kuch nahi aata tha...


Arushi - oh hello...


Main-yes hello kon bol raha hai...?


Arushi - maine padhai ki hai full...


Main-Cheating maarke pass hui hogi off course...


Arushi-nope...


Main-mereko tution degi..?


Arushi-go to hell...


Main-please..


Arushi-go to hell..


Main-iss saal ek subject bhi naa clear hone kaa terese shraap lagega mera.. Ananya tum karogi help...


Ana-Well sure... Itani trouble mein ho tum surely jab bhi free period ho mereko bataadena..


Main-brilliant...


Actually maine Jaan bujh kar Arushi ki beijatti ki thi taaki woh mujhe help karne se mana kare or fir main Ananya se help mang shakun bitch i am so smart...


Lucky-Abe tu aise bich bich mein hang hoke khadda naa hojaaya kar...


Main-Abe Noob teri tarah ek kaam nahi hai mereko ek time par 50 jagah dimag hota hai mera sab dekhna padta hai be...


Hum sab canteen mein aae Lucky ne sabke liye coffee order ki...or main uthke andar Guffa mein gaya or Cigarette jalaai bc akele akele puri cigarette peeney kaa maja he kuch Orr hai... Peeke mouth freshner khaake main bahaar nikala... Toh bahaar keval Ananya he baithi thi...


Main-what the hell baaki log kahaan gaye..


Ana-Seniors se millne...


Main-bade bukhad log hain itani jaldi coffee peegaye...


Ana-yep..


Main-kya hua waise...


Ana-Seniors naraaj hain Abhi se...


Main-Honge he 80% posts Seniors ki hoti hai College mein tumlog ne unko 10% naa dee... Agli baar support takk naa karenge tumlog ko...


Ana-I don't care main bus students ki help karne k liye inke sath mein hun kiska kya hai mujhe koi matlab nahi...


Main--nice nice..


Ana-Let's go dekhtey hain kya hua... I think kuch toh dikkat Hai...


Main-Let's go.. Kidhar Jaana Hai by the way..


Ana-First floor...


Humlog uppar aae toh wohlog bahaar he khadey they Abhi gang thi or 10-12 seniors they or unko dekh k lag nahi raha tha haal chaal theek hai... Heated argument jaari thi... Humlog thoda piche he rukke unse.. Ab dikkat ye thi seniors mein Sab Rohit k saathi they or Sathmein Ritu or uski friends bhi thi...


Ana-oh god not again..


Main-Nice...


Ana-you coming..?


Main--no thanks.. Main seniors k matters mein nahi padta..


Ana-Aao naa yaar tum bologe toh Maan jaaenge...


Main - I hate this stuff so much....


Ana-I know Inko help kar kar k thakk gaye hoge tum bhi..


Main--exactly... Rukko kardeta hun.. Tum jaao unke pass..


Ananya unke pass chali gayi or Maine Rohit ko call kiya..


Rohit-Yo Wassup..


Main-Abe woh Subham ko call karke bol toh Matter drop kare baadmein sultaalena karke...


Rohit-kya matter..?


Main-woh baadmein tu bol abhi call karke... Bol class lagaale aaram se... Nahi toh gand fod dunga fir tu kahega baadmein...


Rohit-naa naa be theek banda hai boldeta hun main..




Call disconnected..


Thodi derr baad Subham kaa phone baja main samjh gaya Rohit kaa hai tab main udhar chal padda Usane baat ki or cut kardiya.. Tabtak main bhi wahaan pohanch gaya...


Subham-Baat teri meri thi isme Rohit bhai ko kyun involve kar raha hai...


Abhi-Maine kab involve kiya..


Main-Subham Sir kaise ho..


Subh-AP bhai parnaam parnaam...


Main-Parnaam bhai parnaam..


Ritu-Hi...


Main-Hello madam... Kahaan gayab ho aajkal...?


Ritu-Ghar gayi thi sir..


Main -nice nice.. By the way yahaan Kya hua...?


Subh-wahi puraana matter bhai...


Main- Tujhe maalum tumlog kaa he dimag kharaab hai Rohit se baat kiya tha main iss baare mein kuch din pehle usane bataaya ki tumlog election time khussi khussi Inko support kiye jitwaa bhi diya lekin apni posts confirm nahi ki.. Ki jeetane k baad badle mein kya loge ussi time agar pakka karletey toh Inko deni he padti seats ab ghumtey raho pagalon ki tarah.. Kaaeko support kiya tha bc..


Subh-bharosa karke pachtaa rahe hain bhai kya karein..


Main-kya karna hai next election mein faad Dena khudki Party banaao..


Subh-aap support karoge toh banaaun...


Main - Abe saare seniors tere sath hain Rohit kaa uttaraadhikaari hai tu ghanta mere support ki jarurat hai tujhe waise he jeetjaaoge...chal chhod bore naa maar ab baadmein baat karenge Rohit ko aane de ek baar..


Subh-OK bhai... Aao baithtey hain andar..


Main-Naa re gharse call aaya hai jaaraha hun baadmein aaunga...


Subh-OK bhai...


Humlog wahaan se waapis aae...


Main-Told You tumlog bahot boring ho... Bye baadmein milta...


Ashish - bye bhai...


Ananya-Bye...


Main waapis ghar aaya Abeer se contact kiya usane bataaya sab shanti hai lekin Kal subah koi badi lead milli hai toh action hoga.. Kuch toh bakchodi thi bc kuch toh miss kar raha tha main itana simple nahi ho shakta sab kuch toh hone waala hai kahin naa kahin toh kuch chutt gaya hai... Kuch simple see baat hai kyunki koi problem hoti toh main samjhaata...




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Super bhaiji.
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AP samaj seva jayada kar rha abhi aur ananya line full de rahi.
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Kaand hone wala yamunanagar mai aur sab ko AP bawa bachyega aur Red John ka shayad koi surag mil jaye.
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Abhi tak boni nahi hue koi bhi jaise first part mai starting ki thi.
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Keep posting.
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[Xfan]

Super bhaiji.
.
AP samaj seva jayada kar rha abhi aur ananya line full de rahi.
.
Kaand hone wala yamunanagar mai aur sab ko AP bawa bachyega aur Red John ka shayad koi surag mil jaye.
.
Abhi tak boni nahi hue koi bhi jaise first part mai starting ki thi.
.
Keep posting.
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....

Samaj sewa thodi kar rahya apni setting kar rahya wo...

 

[King]

Waiting

 

[Rbcl007]

Bhai waiting for nesxt

 

[Guffy]

Waiting next update kab tak

 

[AP 316]

Waiting next update kab tak

2019 takk pakka bhai

 

[Guffy]

2019 takk pakka bhai

Abhi 2016 mein hai kya bhai tu