Update-106(Show-off)
Humlog Advisor k office k saamne pohanchey toh peon ne humein roukk liya actually humein nahi Unlog ko roukk liya kyunki mujhe toh usne dekha he nahi tha abhi takk because main sabse piche tha...
Peon-Lucky Beta busy hain Sir... Kal pakka milwaadunga...
Lucky-Jab bhi aatey hain yahi boltey ho kaka...
Main-What's up Ghansyaam kaka...?
Peon - AP...?
Main--Yo long time no see..
Main aage aaya uske pass...
Peon - AP beta kaise ho... Lambe time baad darshan diye...
Main-maska matt lagao kaka daily college aata hun I mean daily nahi lekin college aata hun kabhi kabhaar aap nahi miltey...
Peon-kya karun beta yahaan uppar duty hai ab iss ummar mein niche naa jaaya jaata ek baar aane k baad...
Main-toh ye Tumhaari galati haina apne ko thodi naa maalum hai tumko uppar bhejdiya mereko laga abtak Ghansyaam kaka toh nipat liye honge...
Peon-Subh Subh bola kar abhi Jaan baaki hai..
Main - Bore naa maaro kaka Sir se milana hai bolo toh..
Peon-Khud he jaake boldo beta rokkunga toh fir sunaaoge tum..
Main-bahot sunaaunga...
Peon - toh jaao..
Main-aise kya dekh raha hai be Bola toh Tha show off karunga..
Lucky-wahi dekh raha tha...
Main-kaka ye gay hai nevermind...
Lucky-what the fuck..
Peon-Gay kya hota hai ab..
Lucky-Kuch nahi kaka ye bakwas kar raha hai... Come on yaar AP..
Main-andar nahi Jaana kya.. Aaja main samjhaata kaka ko tumlog karwaao sign..
Wohlog andar ghusse or unke sath sath main ghussa Toh iss office mein main Chair par Rajendra sir baithey they 50-55 ki age hogi apne puraane jaankaar hain family friend bol shaktey isko... Kaafi kaam kiye hain isne dadaji k liye.. Retirement k baad idhar bhej diya bhai ne isko...
Rajendra-oho ho sab neta log aaj yahaan kaise...?
Main-Morning Sir...
Rajendra - AP...?
Main-aise kya react kar rahe ho pehchaana nahi kya...
Raj- nahi i am in shock ki tumne yahaan aane kaa kasht kiya... Or don't tell me ki tumne Inki party join karli..
Main-oh hell no keval aaj k liye time pass... Inko help caahiye...
Raj-Kya funds k liye...
Abhi-Ji sir...
Raj- letter hai abhi tumhaare pass...
Lucky-Ji Sir..
Raj-Laao main bhej dunga Rishi Sir k pass aaj he...
Abhi-bus or kuch nahi...?
Raj- what do you mean... Or kuch nahi...?
Abhi-I mean sir or kuch documents nahi caahiye kya..
Raj-caahiye haina Ek aadhar card ki photo copy ek Raashan card ki photocopy dono colored... 12 th ki dmc or 10 photos...
Main-

Ahahaha...
Raj-or kuch caahiye kya... Or kya doge bhai..??.
Abhi-Sorry sir..
Main - actually sir inko belive nahi horaha ki itani jaldi sab nipat gaya...
Raj-very funny... Or kuch caahiye bacho..
Lucky-no sir.. thank you so much sir...
Raj-AP tumhe..
Main-Nahi... Actually Haan..
Raj-boliye sir kya help karun aapki...
Main-Canteen mein AC lagwaado...
Raj-Bed bhi lagwaadun ek...
Main-nahi andar hai bed toh..
Raj-shut up...
Main-ok... Ye Chhodo meri attendance seedhi exam mein baithney k liye jitani caahiye utani karwaado...
Raj-shut up AP... Deepu beti ko karun phone...
Main - you guys sucks... This college suck....agar main fail hua naa toh ghar pohanch jaaunga main aapke..
Raj-aajana Tumhaari Aunty yaad kar rahi thi...
Main-hehheeh very funny...
Hum sablog bahaar aae...
Main-bc ye bata ye Advisor paper leak karwaa shakta haina..??
Lucky-what the fuck is wrong with you...
Abhi-bhai Advisor tha woh uske saamne bhi... Principle se jyaada chalti hai uski...
Main-uski chinta naa kar mera khaas hai woh.. Bc pass kaise hounga ye sochana padega Budhaau principal toh Chinta mein daal gaya yaar aaj..
Mouni-mere dad hain yaar woh.. Itane bhi budhe nahi hain.....
Main--Lagtey toh hain... Tumlog mein se last semester pura clear kiska hai...
Lucky-kissi kaa nahi...
Main--Great....
Arushi-mera clear hai... Ananya kaa bhi..
Main-tera semester saala kahaan se clear hogaya tujhe toh ghanta kuch nahi aata tha...
Arushi - oh hello...
Main-yes hello kon bol raha hai...?
Arushi - maine padhai ki hai full...
Main-Cheating maarke pass hui hogi off course...
Arushi-nope...
Main-mereko tution degi..?
Arushi-go to hell...
Main-please..
Arushi-go to hell..
Main-iss saal ek subject bhi naa clear hone kaa terese shraap lagega mera.. Ananya tum karogi help...
Ana-Well sure... Itani trouble mein ho tum surely jab bhi free period ho mereko bataadena..
Main-brilliant...
Actually maine Jaan bujh kar Arushi ki beijatti ki thi taaki woh mujhe help karne se mana kare or fir main Ananya se help mang shakun bitch i am so smart...
Lucky-Abe tu aise bich bich mein hang hoke khadda naa hojaaya kar...
Main-Abe Noob teri tarah ek kaam nahi hai mereko ek time par 50 jagah dimag hota hai mera sab dekhna padta hai be...
Hum sab canteen mein aae Lucky ne sabke liye coffee order ki...or main uthke andar Guffa mein gaya or Cigarette jalaai bc akele akele puri cigarette peeney kaa maja he kuch Orr hai... Peeke mouth freshner khaake main bahaar nikala... Toh bahaar keval Ananya he baithi thi...
Main-what the hell baaki log kahaan gaye..
Ana-Seniors se millne...
Main-bade bukhad log hain itani jaldi coffee peegaye...
Ana-yep..
Main-kya hua waise...
Ana-Seniors naraaj hain Abhi se...
Main-Honge he 80% posts Seniors ki hoti hai College mein tumlog ne unko 10% naa dee... Agli baar support takk naa karenge tumlog ko...
Ana-I don't care main bus students ki help karne k liye inke sath mein hun kiska kya hai mujhe koi matlab nahi...
Main--nice nice..
Ana-Let's go dekhtey hain kya hua... I think kuch toh dikkat Hai...
Main-Let's go.. Kidhar Jaana Hai by the way..
Ana-First floor...
Humlog uppar aae toh wohlog bahaar he khadey they Abhi gang thi or 10-12 seniors they or unko dekh k lag nahi raha tha haal chaal theek hai... Heated argument jaari thi... Humlog thoda piche he rukke unse.. Ab dikkat ye thi seniors mein Sab Rohit k saathi they or Sathmein Ritu or uski friends bhi thi...
Ana-oh god not again..
Main-Nice...
Ana-you coming..?
Main--no thanks.. Main seniors k matters mein nahi padta..
Ana-Aao naa yaar tum bologe toh Maan jaaenge...
Main - I hate this stuff so much....
Ana-I know Inko help kar kar k thakk gaye hoge tum bhi..
Main--exactly... Rukko kardeta hun.. Tum jaao unke pass..
Ananya unke pass chali gayi or Maine Rohit ko call kiya..
Rohit-Yo Wassup..
Main-Abe woh Subham ko call karke bol toh Matter drop kare baadmein sultaalena karke...
Rohit-kya matter..?
Main-woh baadmein tu bol abhi call karke... Bol class lagaale aaram se... Nahi toh gand fod dunga fir tu kahega baadmein...
Rohit-naa naa be theek banda hai boldeta hun main..
Call disconnected..
Thodi derr baad Subham kaa phone baja main samjh gaya Rohit kaa hai tab main udhar chal padda Usane baat ki or cut kardiya.. Tabtak main bhi wahaan pohanch gaya...
Subham-Baat teri meri thi isme Rohit bhai ko kyun involve kar raha hai...
Abhi-Maine kab involve kiya..
Main-Subham Sir kaise ho..
Subh-AP bhai parnaam parnaam...
Main-Parnaam bhai parnaam..
Ritu-Hi...
Main-Hello madam... Kahaan gayab ho aajkal...?
Ritu-Ghar gayi thi sir..
Main -nice nice.. By the way yahaan Kya hua...?
Subh-wahi puraana matter bhai...
Main- Tujhe maalum tumlog kaa he dimag kharaab hai Rohit se baat kiya tha main iss baare mein kuch din pehle usane bataaya ki tumlog election time khussi khussi Inko support kiye jitwaa bhi diya lekin apni posts confirm nahi ki.. Ki jeetane k baad badle mein kya loge ussi time agar pakka karletey toh Inko deni he padti seats ab ghumtey raho pagalon ki tarah.. Kaaeko support kiya tha bc..
Subh-bharosa karke pachtaa rahe hain bhai kya karein..
Main-kya karna hai next election mein faad Dena khudki Party banaao..
Subh-aap support karoge toh banaaun...
Main - Abe saare seniors tere sath hain Rohit kaa uttaraadhikaari hai tu ghanta mere support ki jarurat hai tujhe waise he jeetjaaoge...chal chhod bore naa maar ab baadmein baat karenge Rohit ko aane de ek baar..
Subh-OK bhai... Aao baithtey hain andar..
Main-Naa re gharse call aaya hai jaaraha hun baadmein aaunga...
Subh-OK bhai...
Humlog wahaan se waapis aae...
Main-Told You tumlog bahot boring ho... Bye baadmein milta...
Ashish - bye bhai...
Ananya-Bye...
Main waapis ghar aaya Abeer se contact kiya usane bataaya sab shanti hai lekin Kal subah koi badi lead milli hai toh action hoga.. Kuch toh bakchodi thi bc kuch toh miss kar raha tha main itana simple nahi ho shakta sab kuch toh hone waala hai kahin naa kahin toh kuch chutt gaya hai... Kuch simple see baat hai kyunki koi problem hoti toh main samjhaata...
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