Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[RAAZ]

Update-80(Bitch I Am AP After all)

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Parti-So goodbye AP...

Main -Aise kaise Goodbye rukko thoda aise bye bolke thodi naa jaanedunga.... You know meri sabse gajab cheej kya hai...main humessa apne dushman ko yakeen dilwaa deta hun ki woh merese aage hai jabki woh merese bahot piche hai... Even usne race start bhi naa ki or main woh race Khatam kar chuka hun or tum bhi merese itana he piche ho..

Parti-What do you mean...?

Main-Darwaja kholo toh bataaun...

Ye Kehke Maine phone cut Kiya...

Currently Hum ek chote se lekin sundar se makaan k bahaar khadey they or uska gate bandh tha.. Wahaan main Abeer Mangal Pooja Ami Jiya or Anjali they...

Main-Abeer...

Lakadi kaa gate tha Abeer ki dusri laat mein andar lagi kundi nikal gayi uski or gate sapaat khull gaya or saamne hall mein Woh Partishta khaddi thi or humein dekhtey he usne jo hath mein phone pakadaa tha woh niche girr gaya ... Uska sans atak gaya bechari kaa...

Main-Good Evening madam...

Ami-Oops! Looks like someone is surprised...

Main uske just saamne aaya toh woh waise he khaddi thi toh main just uske saamne lage sofa par baith gaya...

Main-Bhailog ladki ko 2 minutes kaa time do sans waapis aanedo...

Ami-Ye lo Paani piyo ...

Main-lol...

Kareeb 5 minutes takk woh aise he khaddi rahi...

Main-Aise kaise chalega Madam..bolna toh padega he..

Parti-How....?k.k.k.kaise...?

Main-bataata hun aao baitho.. Jab Pooja ne tumhe track kiya toh sabko laga Sharon woh aadmi hai but mujhe aisa nahi laga kyunki woh aadmi shakal se he paglait lag raha tha uske baad Saara credit jaata hai Tumhaari skin tight jeans ko Tumhaari jeans ki back pocket mein mujhe saaf ek pendrive dikhgayi thi because of tightness of your pant.. And mera shakk or bhi gehra hogaya then maine tumhe bill pay karne ko kahaa or jab tumne bill pay karne k liye apna purse khola mujhe Tumhaari id dikhaai di Jispar tumhaara naam tha Priyanka jabki tumne mujhe apana naam galat bataaya uske baad sab confirm hogaya tha main caahta toh tumhe wahin arrest kar leta but mujhe Jaanana tha tumhaare baare mein kyunki main Tumhaari shakal dekh kar he samjh gaya tha ki tum majburi mein ye sab karti ho jiske 2 he reasons hotey hain no. 1 tum kissi gang k liye kaam karti ho yaa tumhe paison ki bahot bahot jarurat hai then mujhe Poo ne tumhaare puraane cases k baare mein bataaya jaise he Woh judge kaa matter hype hua tum darr gayi or turant sab bandh kardiya it means ki tum pakadey Jaane se nahi darrti jail Jaane se darrti ho it means koi hai jisse tum akela nahi chhod shakti koi bimar maybe koi family member... Kyunki agar ye gang related maamla hota toh tum apne gharr kabhi nahi jaati ghar aai ho toh tumhe paison ki jarurat hai reason shayad koi bimar hai or woh bimar yahin kahin hai....



Ye bolke main hall se rooms ki taraf Jaane laga... Uski shakal se he main samjh gaya tha woh koi hardcore criminal nahi hai Majburri hai uski koi.. But still tejj thi woh bahot bahot jyaada tejj or dimag tha uske pass situation ko kaise handle karna hai sab maalum tha usko uppar se information bahot jyaada thi uske pass...

Priyanka - Dont go in there...

Main-You know you are not a criminal main nahi maanta i really really like you you should know that..

Main room k gate k pass pohancha jo bahaar se bandh tha...

Ye dekh priyanka ne mere uppar gun taan di... Or iske badale baaki sabne uspar guns taan di...

Ami-Whoa whoa whoa don't do that..

Main-chill out guys woh goli nahi chalaaegi bandukkein nichein...

Ye sun sabne guns niche ki...

Pri-Please Arrest me wahaan Matt jaao...

Ye bolke woh almost ro paddi thi... Lekin maine gate khola toh andar room mein lights on thi Fan chaalu tha or saamne bed par ek ladka soraha tha 19-20 ki age hogi mushkil se or shakal se he woh bimar lag rhaa tha bahot jyaada bimaar uske aas pass tables par bahot saari medicines rakhi thi uppar glucose ki bottles latak rahi thi... Mere piche piche woh log bhi andar aae...

Iss par thodi awaaj hui or woh ladka jaag gaya or humein dekh thoda chownk gaya lekin Priyanka ko dekh bol padda...

Ladka-Didi Ye sab kon hain...?

Ye sun priyanka toh blank hogayi usko kuch sujha nahi bolne ko iska matlab woh apne bhai se sab chupp kar karti hai.

Main-Hi Humlog dost hain Tumhaari didi k... Take rest men...

Ye bolke humlog waapis bahaar aae or humaare piche Priyanka aai or usne gate bandh Kiya...

Priyanka-Mera bhai hai ye pichle 3 saal se bimar hai Liver infection lekin pichle 8 months se bahot jyaada bimaar hogaya doctors ne bataaya ki Liver transplant ki jarurat hai isko jo yahaan nahi ho shakta kyunki ye special case hai isliye iske bachne k chances bhi jyaada hain Doctor ne Boston (USA) mein ek hospital suggest kiya jo surely iski life bachaa shakta tha but uski cost bahot jyaada thi medical costs he above 1.5 crores thi operations, medicines, Room charges, tickets wahaan rehna overall bahot jyaada paisa lagne waala Tha or main keval choti moti information ki herra ferri karke hajaron mein kamaati thi jabki jarurat karodon ki thi or aise he koi mujhe itane rupaae dega nahi.. isliye maine CBI ko hack kiya wahaan bade se bade vip ki information mill shakti thi jo mujhe ek he baar mein itana paisa de shaktey they maine CBI ko hack kiya jo utana tuff nahi tha wahaan kuch hidden folders mein mujhe tumhaara naam bhi dikha or usme Tumhaari information thi ab main Tumhaari he city ki hun toh mujhe maalum tha ki tumhaare enemies iss information k liye munh maanga paisa denge... But fir maine dekha ki tumhaari medical information puri nahi hai jisase ye documents ki value Kam hojaani thi tab maine documents par naam dekha Doctor Ruhi issi k hospital mein mere bhai kaa ilaaj chal raha tha doctor Gupta k dawaara or doctor gupta ne mujhe Ruhi se milwaaya tha or ussi ne mujhe Boston(USA) mein woh hospital suggest kiya tha so woh mujhe jaanti thi or mujhe laga tha ki aaram se main usko parking mein lejaaungi mere bhai k naam se and then information complete karwaake I'll be out of here because mereko jaanta toh koi nahi tha hospital mein mere bhai k jo documents they my address sab fake they... So ye sab easy lag raha tha but then tumlog aagaye and this happened..

Main-You know you are smart I give you that I really liked it.. But you know tumhaara ye stunt directly mujhe marwaane k liye kaafi tha...

Pri-See main koi killer nahi hun maine aajtak kissi ko touch bhi nahi kiya but agar baat mere bhai ki hai toh main uske liye kuch bhi kar shakti hun...

Main-Nice nice nice.... Ek question hai mera kya tum uske liye apni Jaan de shakti ho..?

Ispar usne seconds mein jawaab diya..

Pri-Yes Without a doubt...

Main-Oh i like you so much... Thats badass.. MANGAL jaa Ruhi ko yahaan leke aa.. Pooja Jiya Tum dono jaake CBI waalon ko uljhaao...

Poo-OK boss... Its easy...

Main-And I hope tum dono k behalf par yahaan decision le shakta hun main...

Jiya-No problem boss.. Jo tumhaara decision hoga wahi humaara hoga... Always with you...

Poo-exactly...

Main-I love you both... Or sun abhi bhi CBI k server se access hai naa tumhaara...

Poo-Haan...

Main-then ek kaam karo hum sab se related jitani bhi information hai caahe woh bhai ki ho yaa Abeer ki yaa Rishi yaa mangal yaa meri woh sab erase kardo Wahaan se..

Pooja - hojaaega boss...

Uske baad Wahaan Main Anjali Abeer Ami or woh Priyanka reh gaye....

Main-So Priyanka ji kuch toh karna padega aise toh nahi chalega...


Continued....

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Bhai ek dam se zabardast palti mari aur aakhir madam priya tak pohach hi gaye lekin yah kia us bechari ki apni majboori thee but kia ek choti moti information saller ke pass gun kahi aur to khichdi nahi bana rahi apney naqli bhai bana ke madam.

 

[Genius]

BC gand faad di lucky lucky gang ki ab president giri gand me ghus jani hai

 

[Assassin]

Wah ! Story ho to aisi

Gyani bhai

 

[RAAZ]

Update-81(I Am So Generous)

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Main-Aao baitho...

Ye sunke woh humaare saamne sofa par baithgayi... Kaafi confused thi woh uppar se bahot dari hui bhi thi...

Main-Dekho main criminals ko chances nahi deta nope not at all but mere hissab se you are not a criminal or jaisa ki maine tumhe bataaya i really really like you...

Ami-Boss already ye baat hundred times bol chuke ho...

Main-Shut the fuck up don't fuck my flow... So Priyanka ji keval isliye ki I like you I have a deal for you I give you 2 choices... No. 1) hum tumhe arrest kartey hain and tum jail jaaogi or apne bhai ko apne haal par chhod do... And kasam se mujhe ye choice bilkul bhi passand nahi hai... No. 2) it's better, I pay for his treatment... Main tum dono ko boston(USA) bhejunga jabtak uska ilaaj nahi hojaata tum uske sath reh shakti ho wahaan or uske baad woh wahin padhega or settle hojaaega and jaisa ki maine kahaa inn sabka paisa main dunga...

Ye sunke uska munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya usse yakin nahi horaha tha inn sab par...

Main-But but but jaise he uska treatment khatam hojaaega and woh wahaan padhaai suru kardega main tumhe call karunga or tum waapis aaogi yahaan and you'll work for me or ye kehshaktey hain tum mere liye kaam karogi yaa yun kahun humaare liye ... Jo main kahunga jaise main kahunga jab main kahunga.. Your life will be mine... And kaam k hissaab se bolraha hun galat Matt samjhana...

Pri-If you save his life I will do anything for you whatever you say..

Main-Wait letme tell you hum jo kaam kartey hain woh dikhata bahot kharaab hai or usase kahin jyaada khatarnaak hai but hum ye sab logon ki bhalai k liye he kartey hain... Things we do are really bad and humaare dushman or bhi khatarnak hain... So main tumhe sochaney k liye time deta hun... 2 seconds..

Ispar usne bina Ek second gawaae kahaa..

Pri-i am with you... Uske liye main kuch bhi karungi...

Main-ohh! I love it... See main CBI ko bolunga woh log koi case nahi lagaaenge tumhaare uppar humlog koi case nahi daalenge.. Look I am trusting you here or main kabhi bhi galat aadmi ko trust nahi karta... I can see everything I need to know in your eyes...

Pri-i will never betray you... I owe you my life...

Main-See frankly speaking beshak tum no. 1 choose karti or jail jaati tab bhi tumhaare bhai ki help toh humlog kartey he because that's what we do but dikkat ye thi ki yahaan mujhe ek opportunity dikhi you are smart, good looking and a very good hacker...

Pri-but fir bhi tumlog ne mujhe pakad liya...

Main-Woh isliye ki humaare pass tumse better hacker hai... But still tumhaare pass information hai kyunki kaam he ye tha tumhaara criminal contacts hain tumhaare or Tumhaari intelligence Tumhaari smartness or main nahi caahta ye sab waste jaae or tum jail jaao and bahaar aake ek criminal bano fuck that...

Tabhi Ruhi Or Mangal Wahaan aagaye..

Main-There she is.. Hello darling...

Ruhi-Partishtha Tum...? I mean tum mujhe maarne waali thi... What the fuck...

Main-No no maarne waali nahi thi or iska real name Priyanka haiga..
Fir maine usko bataaya ki kya scene hai...

Ruhi-oh God...

Main-waise tum jaanti ho isko...?

Ruhi-haan Iske bhai kaa treatment apne hospital mein chal raha tha Doctor Gupta Incharge they unhone he isse mujhse milwaaya tha woh caahtey they ki main koi hospital suggest karun jo iske bhai kaa Liver transplant Successfully kar shake toh maine Boston mein hospitals suggest kiya tha ek... Uske baad ye 6-7 baar Orr mill chuki hai mujhse hospital related information k liye like kaise jaaya jaae, budget kitana hoga wahaan kisase millun wagairaah - 2...

Main-iska matlab Boston k hospital mein contacts hain tumhaare...

Ruhi-haan my Cousin is head Doctor there....

Main-Brilliant so unko bolo ki iss ladke ko book karein wahaan and give him the best treatment possible... And I'll pay for all of it..

Ruhi-Oh my god you are so sweet... AP that's so generous of you...

Main-I know maanti hai ki nahi...

Ruhi-You are great... I'll do it right away...

Abeer-Rishi k bahot saare contacts hain wahaan par usko bol baaki Sab woh settle kardega rehnekaa Khaane kaa and after treatment study wagairaah kaa... Call karun usko...

Main-Shabbas.. Rukk main he karta hun...

Maine Rishi ko call kiya...

Rishi-Wassup Bro...sab set hua ki nahi...?

Main-sab set hogaya bhai...

Rishi-thankgod...

Main-sun Tere Boston mein contacts hain kya...

Rishi-Apne contacts harr jagah hain bhidu or Boston mein toh kaafi hain...

Main-shabbas toh unmein se jo sabse khass hai usko pakad or usko ek kaam de... Sun hua ye ki...

Maine usko bataaya ki kya hua... Fir ladke k baare mein bataaya..

Rishi-ok toh 2no k liye arrangements karne hain...


Main-Haan Rehne k liye Khaane k liye and THode time baad uss ladke kaa admission wagairaah Bright student hai bataa rahi thi Priyanka...

Rishi-hojaaega boss.. Usko mera no. Do main tickets wagairaah Kal ki kardeta hun or wahaan k contact se introduce karwaa deta hun woh sab sambhal lega bahot trusted banda hai...

Main-Great... Love you bro..

Rishi - Bye the way Great job bhai... You are Great...

Main-I know... Chal main isko no. Dedeta hun aage tu dekhlena...

Rishi-ok boss..

Call disconnected...

Main-And done.. So sab set hai ye no. Lelo thodi derr mein isko call karna ye sab set karwaadega aage contact tumhe Boston airport par he mill jaaega or aage woh sab sambhaal lega...or rona nahi bilkul bhi nahi i hate fucking emotional drama so please don't cry..

Ye sunke woh bhaagke roti hui mere Galle se lag gayi...

Pri-Thankyou thank you thank-you so much... I owe my life to you... You are the greatest person I have ever met... And I almost killed you...

Main - Technically you can't kill me no one can so no problem appology accepted... And welcome for all this... Take care of your brother... Bye have a good day...

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikale Ghar par aae Babhi ko sab bataaya or as usual woh bahot khuss hui mere iss kand ko lekar bhai bhi aagaye they he was also proud of me.... Uske baad main wahaan se Ami k sath Maserati leke nikala Varsha or Meera se millney... Jo mujhe unke hotel k parking lot mein Mille... Unke alaawa Varsha k sath 2-4 police waale or they..

Varsha-kahaan Hai woh ...?

Ami-boom she is gone....

Main-See main juth wagairaah bahot Kam bolta hun so the truth is she is gone Maine Jaane diya usko...

Varsha-What...? What...? Why...?

Main-Because I wanted to...

Varsha-You can't just do that...


Main-Sure I can i just did...deal ye thi ki humlog usko pakadenge and uska kya karna hai uska decision main lunga so done I made my decision I'll talk to Anjana...

Continued....

Bohat zabardast update bro pichla comment ab mani nahi rakhta coz aapke beech ke comment nahi pade thay. AP ne sari zimmedari le li priya ke bhai kinaur wohi kia jo woh karta aaya hain sabki help. Aur sab se mast CBI ko 2 took jawab mast londe gazab cha gaye. Yaara apne dimagh se bakchodi karte ho woh wk dam zabardast lagta hain USP hai story ki.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-82(Done)
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Ye bolke maine Anjana ko call kiya.....

Main-Yo Darling how are you...?

Anjana-Kya tumne mujhe just abhi darling kahaa...

Main-No NOT at all.. I don't know what you are talking about...


Anjana-Never mind bolo... Pakad liya uss ladki ko...

Main-Yep and Jaane Bhi diya...

Anjan-what...? Why...?

Main-Why...? Usase tumhe matlab nahi hona caahiye I made my decision and I made sure woh tumlog ko kabhi pareshan nahi karegi toh behtar hoga tumlog bhi usse pareshan naa karo warna main pareshan hojaaunga or agar main pareshan hua toh fir tum sab pareshan hojaaoge... Isliye itani pareshani se bachne kaa tareeka yahi hai ki tum bhooljaao usko...


Anjan-Don't tell me AP tumhe Bollywood type pyaar wyaar hogaya hai usase...

Main-No... Ewwwww! Third grade hero samjha hai kya.. Ye suno usase mujhe kuch caahiye tha jo bahot kaam kaa hai usne mujhe woh diya or badle mein maine usse freedom di... That's it...

Anjan-See i dont care because ye maamla Kissi ko maalum nahi toh koi farak nahi padta tumhaara case tha tumne decision leliya I don't mind... But AP I want to make one thing clear here I don't work for you and you don't work for me I hate you you hate me we are quite the opposite here but still we both need each other so let's make an professional relationship here... You help me i help you..

Main-ok done... Jabtak tum mujhe maarne ki koshish nahi karti jabtak help caahiye call me... But only 1 case jo deal hui thi offer valid for next 6 months only...


Anja-sure.... And believe me i dont want to kill you...that's not who I am... Good bye AP...

Call disconnected...

Mera call cut hotey he Varsha kaa phone baja jo surely Anjana kaa tha Varsha ne usase baat ki or surprised rehgayi...

Varsha-How...? Kaise kartey ho ye sab tum...?

Main-Madam I am the face that runs the place I make rules here I break rules here then I recreate rules here... Just to break them again but If someone other then me breaks them I break the person responsible for breaking them....

Varsha-But System ye sab allow nahi karta like kissi criminal ko chhod dena...


Main-Darling i Run the system around here basically I am the System...

Meera-Whoaa Whoaa ye dialogue gajab tha sounded like a batman movie of some sorts...

Main-Haan but voice thodi or deep hoti toh better hota you know aise " i Run the system around here basically I am the System..." "

Meera - OH my god you are good...

Main-I know... You are actually my type... I like you...

Meera-Oh i see where that is going... But I hate dating... So good luck with that..

Main-You know there used to be a time main jo ladki caahta tha usko date kar leta tha you can say I was my lucky charm but pichle kuch time se jisko dekhta hun wahi panouti hai I lost my charm.. You know I lost my Mojo...

Meera-awww! That's so sad...

Ami-lol... Wasted...

Main-So varsha ji agar aap yahaan rukkana caahti hain toh theek hai main city tour deta aaplog ko... And uske baad dinner kar shaktey hain humlog...

Varsha-Thanks for the offer AP but we gotta go... Lekin Meera yahaan rukk rahi hai usse Tour de shaktey ho tum...

Main-Tum yahaan rukk rahi ho...? Kidhar..?

Meera-Kya matlab hai Kidhar ye mera hometown hai meri family hai idhar...

Main-seriously....?

Meera-Yep... I was born and raised here... Ab yahaan aai hun toh thoda time rukkjaati hun bahot time se chutti bhi nahi Lee hai or abhi workload bhi nahi hai utana... So I'll stay...

Main - Kahaan Par hai ghar tumhaara...?

Meera-Near City mall...

Main-Great kaise jaaogi wahaan...? Koi aaraha pick karne...

Meera-No main surprise dena caahti hun.. So cab lelungi main...

Varsha - Ok AP hum nikaltey hain it was nice working with you...

Main-Same here Varsha Thanks for all the help...

Varsha-Your welcome... See you soon AP...

Main-you will you will...

Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye ab wahaan bache main Ami or Meera...

Main-Meera listen cab rehney do humlog drop kardenge tumhe...

Meera-Oh thank god... Kyunki mujhe ghanta nahi maalum tha yahaan se cab kaise karun...

Main-lol don't worry we got you... Let's go...

Ye bolke hum car k pass aae or Maserati dekh k uski aankhein khulli rehgayi....

Meera-Oh my goddd... Ye Tumhaari car hai...

Main-hell yeah...

Meera-oh my god this thing looks like a rocket ship...

Main-ohh belive me it is a rocket ship...

Main Or Ami aage baithey meera piche baithi... Car start ki maine...

Meera-I love this kitane ki hai ye...?

Main-3 crore shayad...

Meera-what the hell... 3 crore...

Main-don't over react... We are one of richest in North India so dont mind it...

Humlog baatein kartey hue Uske ghar takk pohanch gaye ghar kya bungalow he lagaalo Kaafi sahi ladki thi woh dil ki saaf humessa hansti Rehney waali... Innocent type.. Or wahaan pohanchney k baad Usne humein coffee k liye force kiya mana karne k baad or force kiya or hum haar gaye or gaadi se niche uttare...

Meera-come on...

Or humlog aage badhte usase pehle Lucky andar se bahaar nikala... Usne mujhe dekha...

Main-Chutiye tu yahaan kya kar raha hai..?

Meera-wait tumne mere bhai ko kya kahaa...?

Main-what the fuck.. Ye tumhaara bhai hai..?

Meera-ofcourse...

Main-ye Tumhaari family hai?...

Meera-Haan...

Main-ok Ami we gotta go...

Lucky-di...

Lucky lawda apni behen se Galle milla...

Meera-tum dono ek dusare ko jaantey ho...?

Lucky-ofcourse... Ache se... But aap isko kaise jaantey ho...

Meera-he is a friend from work...

Lucky-AP tune CBI k liye kaam karna kab start kiya...?

Main-Bitch CBI works for me...

Meera-liar they work with you... Side by side..

Main-so humlog nikaltey hain...

Meera-hey what about my coffee...

Main-no thanks...

Meera-lucky mera samaan andar rakho toh..

Lucky - Ji di...

Meera-what the hell...? Kya hua...?

Main-let me be honest here.. Your brother hates me your father hates me your mother hates me... Basically Tumhaari puri family mujhe passand nahi karti... And I hate them..

Meera-usme naya kya hai I also hate them...

Main-what...?

Meera-yeah.. Ye log keval power and paise mein belive kartey and I hate it so main yahaan kam he aati hun... I hate being a show off... But fir bhi family toh family hai...

Main-Sahi kahaa... I really like you.. But I will see you soon so bye... Waise kitane din rukkogi yahaan..

Meera-lets say 1 week... Baaki depend karta hai situation kya hai ghar mein...

Main-great...so sorry for today here take my no. Call me whenever you get bored and we'll be here...

Meera-Awww?! Thanks dude...

Main-bye...

Ami-Buhbye Meera.

Meera - bye..



Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikal liye...

Ami-tu sachi mein isko flirt kar raha tha...

Main-nope...not at all but she is a good girl...

Ami-Agreed... So who are you dating nowadays...

Main-sadly No one...

Ami-that's bad...

Main-Apni kismat kharaab chal rahi hai iss part mein ladkiyon k maamle mein girlfriend toh durr ki baat hai flirt bhi nahi kiya hai kissi se...

Ami-Koi passand aai abtak...

Main-kuch khass nahi...

Ami-Toh Agar try he nahi karoge kuch karne kaa toh aise baithey baithey girlfriend nahi millegi...

Main-yep you are right... Let's see what can be done...

Uske baad humlog waapis ghar aae thoda chill kiya dinner time hua Puri family ikathaa hui or discussion hua ki aage se aisi koi bakchodi nahi hogi befaltu bahaar waalon ko trust nahi karna hai wagairaah wagairaah...

Continued....

Ley lawda yah to lucky ki family nikli but good thing ki meera bhi inse thoda kati hui rehti hain ab dekho bhai 300 page honey ko aaye to ab koi na koi to ho jiska kalyan hona chahiye aur Meera bhi theek hain. Warna budhay princi ki beti. Option is all yours LOL

 

[Samrat]

Faadu update bhai
Aur aise hi update dete rho aur najar mt lgne dena

 

[AP 316]

Ley lawda yah to lucky ki family nikli but good thing ki meera bhi inse thoda kati hui rehti hain ab dekho bhai 300 page honey ko aaye to ab koi na koi to ho jiska kalyan hona chahiye aur Meera bhi theek hain. Warna budhay princi ki beti. Option is all yours LOL

Kaafi din ki kashar aaj he nikaaloge lagta hai sab reviews deke

Keep supporting bhidu... Thanks for kind words..

 

[aks 21]

Excellent one bhai

 

[Johnboy11]

Update-84(They Fucked Up)

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Lucky - Humlog aaenge, Jabtak tum nakali Sharaab bechana bandh nahi karoge humlog aaenge....

Jai-Taangein Todd dunga ek ek ki abki baar aake dikhaana...

Jaise jaise Jairam ki tone unchi horahi thi unmein se jyaadatar ki gand fatt rahi thi ladkiyaan toh piche jaatey jaatey ek kone mein hogayi thi....beshak badi family se hon ye log lekin family kya karegi jab gand futt jaaegi...

Abhi-complaint jaa chuki hai tere khilaaf tere Sharaab k samples bhi bheje hain health department ko humne...

Jai-Tu pagal hai kya be aise samples check nahi hotey kya pata tu kissi Orr jagah se bhejdey mere naam se... Wohlog khud aake lenge samples toh verify honge...

Ispar humein hansi aagayi baat sahi thi jairam ki ye toh seedhi si baat hai aise toh koi bhi kissi ko bhi fansaane k liye khud galat sample bhejdega uske naam se...

Rohit-Yep that was dumb...

Jai-Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta tumlog kiski aulaad ho lekin abki baar agar mere area mein aae toh woh haalat karunga ki tumhaare gharwaale gharse bahaar nahi nikalenge tumhe...

Ussi time Anjali Rajat or Ami wahaan aagaye..

Anjali-Kya haal hain Janaab...

Main-bus daya hai aapki...

Anjali-So kya situation hai yahaan...

Abhi-Dekhiye naa madam ye log humaare College mein illegally ghusske humlog ko he dhamki derahe hain...

Jai-Parnaam ACP saahibaa...

Anjali-Par naam warna am toh theek jairam kya hai ye sab...

Jai-dekhiye madam hua ye ki aapko maalum Hai main apna Saara kaam legally he rakhta hun apun naa befaltu kuch karta hai naa kuch Orr toh yelog apne college kaa jhanda, banners leke mere area mein aae 3 baar or mere khilaaf he jhulush nikaala or ye chilaaye ki meri Sharaab mein jehar hai wagairaah wagairaah jabki aisa kuch hai nahi toh uss time main wahaan tha nahi toh aaj inhe bataane aaya hun ki bhai aisa naa Karo dhandey par assar padta hai humein bhi toh kaam chalaana hai.. Lekin ye Maan nahi rahe..

Ussi time Nicki Madam or Riti madam bhi wahaan aagaye...

Main-Oh fuck....

Nicki - Kya horaha hai ye sab...? Kon hain yelog...

Main-Outsiders...

Nicki-tum sablog college se bahaar abhi k abhi..

Jai-ji Bus 5 minutes...

Nicki-Abhi k abhi... Leave... Sab k Sab...

Ispar ek aadmi ki gand mein chull hui or woh boll padda... "A Chamiya bhai ne bola naa 5 m. M. M. M. M."

Uska shabad munh mein he atak gaya kyunki Usase pehle he main khadda hua or diya uske thobadey par ghumaake ek bahyaanak punch woh piche ko or table par jaake girrra lawda pura ghumm gaya tha.. Ye dekh Unlog ki gand fatt gayi...

Ami-Holy Shit that was a banger...

Ravi-Bc that was fire...

Unsabki gand fatt gayi kyunki ye sab itani jaldi hua ki aadhon ko toh samjh nahi aaya kya hua...

Jai-A..... AP bhai maafi maafi bachaa hai woh...

Main-bolna nahi bichmein... Tu uth be khadda ho...
Jiya-AP no.. No..


Ispar woh khadda hua girrta padta bc lawde kaa gunda banega ek punch mein bhonkhala gaya..

Main-Pairon mein girrke maafi Maang bol sorry madam aage se aisa nahi hoga...

Woh apne ghutano par aaya... Lekin ussi time Nicki mam usase durr hogayi...

Nicki-It's ok don't do that ...


Jai-sorry madam ji dekhiye hua ye ki...

Usane puri baat bataai ki Unlog ne kiya kya...

Nicki--AP take care of this matter...

Main--Kon...? main?? ... Naaa Main kyun i dont care..

Nicki-Because I said so... Right now...

Main-ok OK.. So jyaada kuch hai nahi yahaan par Humlog Police ko raid k liye boldetey hain wohlog samples lelenge.. Abhi k abhi.. Or Agar unhe kuch bhi nahi Milla toh tumlog ko humaare college waale kabhi pareshan nahi karenge or agar kuch mila toh you are done... Personally aaunga main mithaai leke...

Jai-bhai raid nahi karwaa shakta main... Please samjhiye....

Main-Chup be...

Jai-Aap ek baar Mangal bhai se baat karlo... Woh bolenge woh maanlunga..

Main-Lol decision maine banaaya hai or isse koi nahi badal shakta... I am the face that runs the place..

Jai-maalum Hai bhai aapka he namak khaaya hai... Please Ek baar baat karlo bhai...

Main-kitana chipku haibe tu... Ok woh bolega jo maanlega..

Jai-ji bhai..

Maine Mangal ko call lagaaya or Mobile speaker par karke table par rakha...

Mangal-Ji Sir...

Main - Sun...

Mangal-bol jaldi bhaari busy hun yaar...

Main-Ye Jairam ko jaanta hai kya tu...

Mangal-ummmmm... Jairam... Haan puraana jaankaar hai...

Main-kharcha Paani dedun usko...?

Mangal-Tera mann kar raha hai toh dede... Waise kya karega usko kharcha Paani deke third class banda hai waise he Maan jaaega...

Main-Aise he entertainment purpose k liye.

Mangal - Ok karle...

Main-reason sunega..

Mangal - Arrey nahi yaar bahot kaam baaki hai office mein tu kar raha hai toh koi reason hoga he karle.... Shyaam ko miltey humlog...

Main-ok bye...

Call disconnected...

Ye sab sunke Jairam kaa chehra safed hogaya...

Main-Ab bol thokdun...?

Jai-bhai ek second idhar aaiye jarra...

Ye bolke humdono thoda side mein aagaye..

Jai-Bhai mere Sharaab mein koi milaawat nahi hai 10 saal se iss dhandey mein hun aapke pariwar k niche kabhi ye sab nahi kiya..

Main-toh bhen k lawde mana kyun kar raha hai honede raid...

Jai-bhai yahi toh dikkat Hai... Main kya hai stock se thodi jyaada Sharaab rakhta hun theke par kyunki demand he itani hai or jab raid hogi toh wohlog stock registers bhi check karenge toh pakadda jaaunga... Or itani si baat k liye license chala jaaega bhai...

Main-maadarjaat pehle nahi bataa shakta tha ye side mein bulaake... Lawda... Sun raid toh hogi he ab... Lekin main boldunga stokes check naa honge khaali samples leke nikal lenge woh... Khuss...

Jai-Bilkul bhai... Dhanywaad Dhanywaad....

Main-Orr bhosdk itana laalach naa Kiya Kar... Limit mein stock rakha Kar nahi toh kissi din gand marwaadega apni bhi or humaari bhi lawde samjha..

Jai-aage se nahi karunga bhai..

Humlog waapis middle mein aae...

Main-Anjali Warrant nikalwaao ek or iske sab jagah par ek team bhejo or unko bolo samples collect karein... Or results ASAP caahiye...

Anjali-Jiya ko abhi lagaadeti hun...

Main-Nice...

Jai-Humlog nikaltey bhai...

Main-nikal... Or doobara college k andar bina permission aaya toh yahin admission karwaadunga tera...

Jai-Ji bhai...

Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye...

Anjali-humlog bhi nikalte... Bye guys... NICKI bye...

Nicki-Bye Anji..


Ami-Bye nicks...

Nicki-Bye bye Ami...

Uske baad wohlog bhi nikal gaye or Nicki mam waapis apne gusse waale Rupp mein aai...

Nicki-Enough is enough ye sab nahi Kar shaktey tumlog college kaa naam aise nahi uchaal shaktey kahin bhi kabhi bhi aise apne personal use k liye woh bhi Bina kissi permission k I am sick and tired of you guys...belive me agar police ko kuch nahi Milla naa iske against toh main tumlog k khilaaf report banaaungi or khud Principal Sir or Advisor ko Bhejungi... Have a good day...

Ye sun Abhi gang ki gand fatt gayi unka munh khulla rehagaya.. Or Nicki mam wahaan se nikal li Riti mam k sath...

Rohit-You guys are so so so dumb.. Dude kam se kam rules toh padhlo president girri jhaadney se pehle I mean seriously... Tumlog college kaa naam aise use nahi kar shaktey... Bina permission k toh kahin bhi use nahi kar shaktey... Or sun lo mujhe surely maalum Hai Ye Jairam k samples mein kuch nahi millega isliye tumlog faayde mein rahoge abhi k abhi jaake Nicki mam k pair pakad lo kyunki agar unhone report file ki toh dikkat hojaaegi 1 month k suspension se leke rusticate hone k chances bhi hain tum sab k...

Ye sunke woh or bokhala gaye...

Sam-or filhaal jo situation hai uske according rusticate ho tum sab...

Abhi-t. T.. T. Toh ab kya karein bhai...



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Na re bhai na lawde panti na karna inn ko saja to milni banti khaskar wo gobar abhi aur tatti lucky ko baki sab ko warning aur inn dono ko post se hatwa magta apun ko warna banner tayyar h AP ki lagwa duga.
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Nikki madam ne baat sambhal li warna to aaj hi sab ka kand hon pakka tha.
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Bc ye jairam bol to esa rha tha jaise koi bhot khas ho magal ka pura nanga ho gya chutiya kahi ka.
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Apun ko ban magta dono dumb logo ka abhi aur lucky ka # resticate kachra.
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Keep posting bidu.
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