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Mount Abu, mansoon me yahan ki khubsoorti bhi nikhar si aati hai. Som bhi Shilong se issi shadi ke liye nikla tha. Shadi ke 12 din pahle Som Mount Abu pahunch chuka tha. Wahi jataon wali baal, chehre par dadhi. Aankh nashe me dubi hui. Jaise hi reception par pahuncha usse rok liya gaya... "Hello kya kaam hai"
Som:- Jugnu Jadeja se milna hai... Ussi ne bulaya tha…
Resort manager usse upar se niche ghurte... "Jugnu Jadeja ne tumhe bulaya tha. Gando thay gayo (pagal ho gaya hai)"
Manager ki baat sun kar sabhi hasne lage. Itne me ek 23-24 varshiya ati-khubsoorat Gujrati ladki, shoot-tie pahne kisi corporate ke high level executive ki tarah chali aa rahi thi. High hills par uski lachakti chaal. Khule baal lahrate huye aur pichhe se 2 assistant madam-madam karte. Ek najar uski Som par bhi gayi. Dekh kar hi ajib sa chehra ban gaya tha. Baharhaal wah apne kaam se kaam rakhti, reception ki lobby me matha pakad kar baith gayi.
Assistant aur uss ladki ke bich kuchh der tak baat chit chalti rahi. Wo chidh kar jod se kahne lagi…. "Kisne hier kiya tha usse"…
Reception par khade sab yah tamasha dekh rahe the. Issi bich receptionist ne thoda uncha awaj me kahne laga... "Jugnu madam ye mahasay aap ko dundh rahe the"
Som uss receptionist ko dekh kar najron se thanks kahne laga. Najro se hi usne bhi you welcome kaha.… "Hello you, kya kaam hai mujhse"… Jugnu apni jagah baithi chutki baja kar sawal karne lagi...
Som:- Mujhe aaj subah yahan 8 baje report karne kaha gaya tha. Baki kaam to tum bataogi...
Jugnu usse upar se niche tak dekhti... "Lancer"
Som:- Haan..
Jugnu:- What the hell... Ek to 12 ghante late. Upar se yahan kya modeling ho rahi hai jo tumhe taiyar karwa'kar ramp par chala dun... Ye kaisa huliya hai...
Som:- Tumhe huliya chahiye ya kaam..
Jugnu:- Dono...
Som:- Haan to dono le lo. Lekin charge double lagega aur mere baal ko koi hath nahi lagayega.
Jugnu:- Kya musibat hai. Suno tum se koi kaam nahi karwana, jao yahan se. Aur tum dono kya sara din madam-madam karte rahte ho. Ek dhang ka freelancer hier nahi kar sakte the...
Wo apne me lagi rahi. Som receptionist ko dekhte... "Wi-Fi milega kya?"
Receptionist:- Haan lekin chargeble hai…
Som:- Koi issue nahi hai.. Password..
Som password lete huye, apna laptop on kiya. Site par ja kar check karne laga, freelancer service ke liye kin-kin logon ne uss se sampark kiya tha. Dekhte huye uski najar same resort ke request par gayi.… "Yahan Alfredo kaun hai"
Manager:- Alfredo sir 11 baje aate hain…
Som:- Usse call laga kar kaho Som aaya hai..
Manager:- Pahle Jugnu madam ab Alfredo sir. Tum ho kaun bhai...
Som:- Jyada socho mat. Call lagao.
Manager:- Wo yahan ke owner hain, hum aise hi call nahi laga sakte.
Som:- Soch lo. Kahin usse pata chala ki main yahan aaya tha aur tumne bataya nahi to ho sakta hai ki tumhari job chali jaye..
Manager kuchh soch kar call laga diya. Alfredo ne udhar se jo kaha ho. Manager call rakhte huye... "Jugnu madam aap ko resort me jahan jo kuchh bhi taangna hai, aap Lancer sir ko bata dijiye. Ye sara kaam karwa denge"
Jugnu apne assistant se baat bhi kar rahi thi aur Som ke khel ko bhi dekh rahi thi. Manager ke baat se wo chidhti hui kahne lagi.… "Humare log kya kil thok kar tumhare resort ko tod dete jo isse main samjha dun ki kahan kya lagna hai"
Som:- Room key do. 11 baje se sham 5 baje tak ki meri service hai. Ye baat dhyan me rahe aur main kisi ek ke bulane se hi respond karunga. Ya to abhi bata do ki kaun mujhe kaam batayega ya 11 baje mere darvaje par bhej dena.
Jugnu ke manaa karne ke baad Som apne khali samay ka kaam le'kar chalta bana. Subah ke 11 baj rahe the. Darvaje ki ghanti baji. Jugnu madam darvaje par khadi dastak de rahi thi. Som ne ghadi dekha aur darvaje se bahar aa gaya.
Jugnu:- 2 minute baith kar baat kar sakte hain kya?
Som:- Bilkul..
Som apni baat kah kar aage badhne laga... "Hello room yahan hai, tum kahan ja rahe"
Som:- Main apne kamre me kisi ko allowed nahi karta, aur na hi kisi dusre ke kamre me samay bitana pasand karta hun...
"Kya musibat hai. Kahan kahan se namune chale aate hain"… Jugnu jhunjhlati hui apni baat kahi aur Som ko apne pichhe aane ke liye kahi... Jugnu kahti rahi, Som charo ore ka najara lete huye chal raha tha.
Dono ek bade se hall ke pass pahunche, Jugnu apna hath samne dikhati…. "Look this is it"..
Som:- Mansoon wedding me bhi hall ko decorate karna pada to Mount Abu aane ka fayda kya hua... Jitne kharch me hall ko renovate karne ka soch rahi ho, uske 30% cost me sara arrangements bahar ho jayega...
Jugnu:- Shadi me 12 din rah gaye hain… bahar ka kaam me thodi bhi gadbad hui to naam kharab ho jayega...
Som:- Ohk tumhe hall ke ander bus ground support chahiye na.. .
Jugnu:- Ye log wall drill bhi nahi karne de rahe hain…
Som:- Yahan renovate karne walon ko bhej do... Wall aur ground ke base ko main aaj clear kar deta hun… aur kuch Jugnu…
Jugnu:- Nahi abhi itna hi. By the way tum outdoor mandap ki baat kar rahe the, mere dimag me wahi baat strike kar rahi hai. Socha to maine bhi tha, lekin jo theme main chahti hun waisa theme possible nahi ho pa raha aur main compromise kar ke kaam nahi karna chahti…
Som:- Theme kya hai...
Jugnu:- Main chahti hun ki log khuli aankhon se upar se barish ko dekhe... Plastic ke samiyane par main tarah-tarah ke effect daal'kar bore ho gayi hun. Glass work ka idea bhi set hai, lekin..
Som:- Lekin kya..
Jugnu:- Kanch ki chhat tooti to main kahin muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahungi…
Som:- Kanch waise bhi risky hoga. Tum 3d effect kyon nahi try karti. Apne hisab se apna best outdoor mandap do. Upar ki celing plastic ka dena... ..
Jugnu:- Rahne do... Sab bakwas idea hai… ander ka kaam kare.. ..
Som apne hisse ke kaam me lag gaya. Lagbhag 3 baje tak wo apna kaam khatm kar chuka tha. Jugnu uske kaam ki speed aur perfection dekh kar kafi khush thi.
2 aur aise jagah the jahan resort owner ne mana kar diya tha wahan koi bhi drill machine nahi chalegi. 2 me se 1 jagah Jugnu usse dikhati hui kahne lagi... "Yahan bhi mujhe ground support chahiye"
Som ne samay dekha aur uss jagah ka kaam. Ghadi ke ore dhyan dilate huye, "Aaj ke din ke dedh ghante (1.5) bache huye hai".
Jugnu:- Kuchh aaj kar lo, kuchh kar lena.
Som ne koi jawab nahi diya aur apna kaam me lag gaya. Jugnu subah jab uss dusre hall ko dekhne pahunchi, usse dekh kar kafi aaschrya hua ki yahan ka kaam bhi samapt hai.
Jugnu ko afsos sa hone laga tha ki itne achhe kaam karne wale ko mana kar dee. Sath hi usse ye bhi samjh me aa chuka tha ki kyon wo uske mana karne ke baad bhi chup chap apne dusre Clint ko check karne laga.
Jugnu jaise hi uske darwaje par pahunchi, wahan ka gate bahar se lock tha aur darwaje par chhota sa sandesh chipka hua tha…. "Kal 2 ghante extra lage the kaam poora karne me".
Pata karne wo reception par pahunchi. Wahan Jugnu ki mulakat resort owner Alfredo se ho gayi. Kuchh aupcharik baat ke baad Jugnu ne uss se Som ke baare me puchh liya.
Alfredo ne bataya 2 sal pahle ek service ke liye usse hier kiya tha. Wo best service provider hai, jise phone kar ke kabhi bulana nahi padta, bilkul jitne baje ka samay diya hai uss se jara bhi upar niche nahi ho sakta. Kaam hath me leta hai to tab tak nahi uth'ta jab tak poora na ho jaye. Kabhi over time nahi karta isliye extra time wo next day me se kaat leta hai.
Baton ke dauran hi pata chala ki Alfredo khud pichhli baar se le kar iss baar, uss se ek meeting karna chahta tha. Lekin kaam khatm hone ke baad wo kisi se milta nahi aur kaam ke waqt wo kewal kaam ki baat aur apna kaam karta hai, koi bhi usse divert nahi kar sakta.
Jugnu:- Alfredo abhi kahan milega...
Alfredo:- Pahle apne liye good news sun lo. Celing ke liye hard plastic rent par mil jayega. Haan lekin uske plastic me bhi kahin se extra chhed nahi chahiye, kaho to main manga dun. Tum chaho to oudoor arrangements ab aaram se kar sakti ho. Rahi baat Lancer ki to pata nahi Mount Abu me wo kahan hoga...
Som subah hi nikla. Ghumte huye wo pahuncha tha bharat ke ek mashoor boarding school ke darvaje par. Aankh munda. Chehre par sukoon ki muskan thi. Kisi ke kandhe par hath dalne se Som apni khoyi chetna se bahar aaya.… "Purusom"
Som ne najar dala. Dekh kar hasne laga. 2 kadam pichhe liya aur kan pakad kar uthak baitha karne laga. Wo budhi lady usse dekh kar hasne lagi. Haton ke ishare se Som ko apne karib bulayi aur usse gale se lagati, sar par hath ferti.… "Abhi mujh se bhi lamba ho gaya. Haan".
"Kaisi hain madam aap"
"Achhi hun"
"Aaj mujhe breakfast nahi karwaogi"
Madam kuchh sankoch karne lagi. Lekin Som jid karta raha. Madam muskura kar anth me haan kah di. Som madam ke sath unke ghar pahuncha. Wahi poorani yaden. Kuchh bhi to nahi badla tha. Chhote chhote 12 cottage. Charo ore hariyali aur bagvani.
Bilkul bich me bana unke padhane ki jagah. Baans ke support par tiki wo phush ki chhat. Niche aaj bhi baithne ke liye jamin thi, jahan carorepati aur arabpati ke ladke bacche bhi niche baith kar madam se padha karte the.
Som uss jagah ko dekhte huye wahan pahunch gaya. Niche jamin par baith gaya... Ander bhavnatak judav aisa tha ki man vibhor ho gaya.… "Madam ek class to lijiye"
Madam:- Come here Som, ab wahan class band ho gayi hai...
Som:- Nahi madam please..
Madam muskurati hui Som ko wahin baithne kahi. Madam ek cottage me gayi aur kuchh der baad ek ladka wahi poorani lakdi ki kursi le kar aa raha tha, jis par madam baith kar padhaya karti thi.
Madam ka chair apni jagah lagi. Hathon me ek patli si chhadi... "Purusom aaj ki class chalegi, 2 sal pahle jab Purusom school aaya tha tab ek ladki ke propose karne par ground me uske dost aur anya student ke samne usse thappad kyon mara"
"Madammmm"
Madam chhadi dikhati... "Koi apatti hai kya iss sawal se to mere pass aa'kar kaho"
Som apne dono hath uthate... "Bilkul nahi, main yahin khush hun. Aur rahi baat uss ladki ki to bacchi thi madam. Usse crush tha isliye uska dhyan padhai par lagane bola tha"
Madam:- Come here
Som:- No..
Madam:- Tumhe pata hai kyon main bula rahi hun...
Som chhota sa muh banate... "Kisi bhi insan ko, fir chahe achha insan ho ya bura, usse kabhi bhi uske family & friends ke samne aise situation me nahi dalna, jis vajah se samne wala bejjat feel kare..
Madam:- And what you did?
Som:- Sorry madam..
Madam:- Do I ask about your appology? Main jo puchhi uska jawab chahiye..
Som:- Usse maine uske doston ke bich embarrasse kiya...
Madam ne jab Som ko maarna shuru ki fir koi lihaj nahi tha ki wo ek alumni student hai. Wahi emotion, wahi chhadi, aur utne hi tej chhadi badan par padti. Jahan pada badan par chhadi ke nishan chhap gaye.
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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awesome updateUpdate:-6
Mount Abu, mansoon me yahan ki khubsoorti bhi nikhar si aati hai. Som bhi Shilong se issi shadi ke liye nikla tha. Shadi ke 12 din pahle Som Mount Abu pahunch chuka tha. Wahi jataon wali baal, chehre par dadhi. Aankh nashe me dubi hui. Jaise hi reception par pahuncha usse rok liya gaya... "Hello kya kaam hai"
Som:- Jugnu Jadeja se milna hai... Ussi ne bulaya tha…
Resort manager usse upar se niche ghurte... "Jugnu Jadeja ne tumhe bulaya tha. Gando thay gayo (pagal ho gaya hai)"
Manager ki baat sun kar sabhi hasne lage. Itne me ek 23-24 varshiya ati-khubsoorat Gujrati ladki, shoot-tie pahne kisi corporate ke high level executive ki tarah chali aa rahi thi. High hills par uski lachakti chaal. Khule baal lahrate huye aur pichhe se 2 assistant madam-madam karte. Ek najar uski Som par bhi gayi. Dekh kar hi ajib sa chehra ban gaya tha. Baharhaal wah apne kaam se kaam rakhti, reception ki lobby me matha pakad kar baith gayi.
Assistant aur uss ladki ke bich kuchh der tak baat chit chalti rahi. Wo chidh kar jod se kahne lagi…. "Kisne hier kiya tha usse"…
Reception par khade sab yah tamasha dekh rahe the. Issi bich receptionist ne thoda uncha awaj me kahne laga... "Jugnu madam ye mahasay aap ko dundh rahe the"
Som uss receptionist ko dekh kar najron se thanks kahne laga. Najro se hi usne bhi you welcome kaha.… "Hello you, kya kaam hai mujhse"… Jugnu apni jagah baithi chutki baja kar sawal karne lagi...
Som:- Mujhe aaj subah yahan 8 baje report karne kaha gaya tha. Baki kaam to tum bataogi...
Jugnu usse upar se niche tak dekhti... "Lancer"
Som:- Haan..
Jugnu:- What the hell... Ek to 12 ghante late. Upar se yahan kya modeling ho rahi hai jo tumhe taiyar karwa'kar ramp par chala dun... Ye kaisa huliya hai...
Som:- Tumhe huliya chahiye ya kaam..
Jugnu:- Dono...
Som:- Haan to dono le lo. Lekin charge double lagega aur mere baal ko koi hath nahi lagayega.
Jugnu:- Kya musibat hai. Suno tum se koi kaam nahi karwana, jao yahan se. Aur tum dono kya sara din madam-madam karte rahte ho. Ek dhang ka freelancer hier nahi kar sakte the...
Wo apne me lagi rahi. Som receptionist ko dekhte... "Wi-Fi milega kya?"
Receptionist:- Haan lekin chargeble hai…
Som:- Koi issue nahi hai.. Password..
Som password lete huye, apna laptop on kiya. Site par ja kar check karne laga, freelancer service ke liye kin-kin logon ne uss se sampark kiya tha. Dekhte huye uski najar same resort ke request par gayi.… "Yahan Alfredo kaun hai"
Manager:- Alfredo sir 11 baje aate hain…
Som:- Usse call laga kar kaho Som aaya hai..
Manager:- Pahle Jugnu madam ab Alfredo sir. Tum ho kaun bhai...
Som:- Jyada socho mat. Call lagao.
Manager:- Wo yahan ke owner hain, hum aise hi call nahi laga sakte.
Som:- Soch lo. Kahin usse pata chala ki main yahan aaya tha aur tumne bataya nahi to ho sakta hai ki tumhari job chali jaye..
Manager kuchh soch kar call laga diya. Alfredo ne udhar se jo kaha ho. Manager call rakhte huye... "Jugnu madam aap ko resort me jahan jo kuchh bhi taangna hai, aap Lancer sir ko bata dijiye. Ye sara kaam karwa denge"
Jugnu apne assistant se baat bhi kar rahi thi aur Som ke khel ko bhi dekh rahi thi. Manager ke baat se wo chidhti hui kahne lagi.… "Humare log kya kil thok kar tumhare resort ko tod dete jo isse main samjha dun ki kahan kya lagna hai"
Som:- Room key do. 11 baje se sham 5 baje tak ki meri service hai. Ye baat dhyan me rahe aur main kisi ek ke bulane se hi respond karunga. Ya to abhi bata do ki kaun mujhe kaam batayega ya 11 baje mere darvaje par bhej dena.
Jugnu ke manaa karne ke baad Som apne khali samay ka kaam le'kar chalta bana. Subah ke 11 baj rahe the. Darvaje ki ghanti baji. Jugnu madam darvaje par khadi dastak de rahi thi. Som ne ghadi dekha aur darvaje se bahar aa gaya.
Jugnu:- 2 minute baith kar baat kar sakte hain kya?
Som:- Bilkul..
Som apni baat kah kar aage badhne laga... "Hello room yahan hai, tum kahan ja rahe"
Som:- Main apne kamre me kisi ko allowed nahi karta, aur na hi kisi dusre ke kamre me samay bitana pasand karta hun...
"Kya musibat hai. Kahan kahan se namune chale aate hain"… Jugnu jhunjhlati hui apni baat kahi aur Som ko apne pichhe aane ke liye kahi... Jugnu kahti rahi, Som charo ore ka najara lete huye chal raha tha.
Dono ek bade se hall ke pass pahunche, Jugnu apna hath samne dikhati…. "Look this is it"..
Som:- Mansoon wedding me bhi hall ko decorate karna pada to Mount Abu aane ka fayda kya hua... Jitne kharch me hall ko renovate karne ka soch rahi ho, uske 30% cost me sara arrangements bahar ho jayega...
Jugnu:- Shadi me 12 din rah gaye hain… bahar ka kaam me thodi bhi gadbad hui to naam kharab ho jayega...
Som:- Ohk tumhe hall ke ander bus ground support chahiye na.. .
Jugnu:- Ye log wall drill bhi nahi karne de rahe hain…
Som:- Yahan renovate karne walon ko bhej do... Wall aur ground ke base ko main aaj clear kar deta hun… aur kuch Jugnu…
Jugnu:- Nahi abhi itna hi. By the way tum outdoor mandap ki baat kar rahe the, mere dimag me wahi baat strike kar rahi hai. Socha to maine bhi tha, lekin jo theme main chahti hun waisa theme possible nahi ho pa raha aur main compromise kar ke kaam nahi karna chahti…
Som:- Theme kya hai...
Jugnu:- Main chahti hun ki log khuli aankhon se upar se barish ko dekhe... Plastic ke samiyane par main tarah-tarah ke effect daal'kar bore ho gayi hun. Glass work ka idea bhi set hai, lekin..
Som:- Lekin kya..
Jugnu:- Kanch ki chhat tooti to main kahin muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahungi…
Som:- Kanch waise bhi risky hoga. Tum 3d effect kyon nahi try karti. Apne hisab se apna best outdoor mandap do. Upar ki celing plastic ka dena... ..
Jugnu:- Rahne do... Sab bakwas idea hai… ander ka kaam kare.. ..
Som apne hisse ke kaam me lag gaya. Lagbhag 3 baje tak wo apna kaam khatm kar chuka tha. Jugnu uske kaam ki speed aur perfection dekh kar kafi khush thi.
2 aur aise jagah the jahan resort owner ne mana kar diya tha wahan koi bhi drill machine nahi chalegi. 2 me se 1 jagah Jugnu usse dikhati hui kahne lagi... "Yahan bhi mujhe ground support chahiye"
Som ne samay dekha aur uss jagah ka kaam. Ghadi ke ore dhyan dilate huye, "Aaj ke din ke dedh ghante (1.5) bache huye hai".
Jugnu:- Kuchh aaj kar lo, kuchh kar lena.
Som ne koi jawab nahi diya aur apna kaam me lag gaya. Jugnu subah jab uss dusre hall ko dekhne pahunchi, usse dekh kar kafi aaschrya hua ki yahan ka kaam bhi samapt hai.
Jugnu ko afsos sa hone laga tha ki itne achhe kaam karne wale ko mana kar dee. Sath hi usse ye bhi samjh me aa chuka tha ki kyon wo uske mana karne ke baad bhi chup chap apne dusre Clint ko check karne laga.
Jugnu jaise hi uske darwaje par pahunchi, wahan ka gate bahar se lock tha aur darwaje par chhota sa sandesh chipka hua tha…. "Kal 2 ghante extra lage the kaam poora karne me".
Pata karne wo reception par pahunchi. Wahan Jugnu ki mulakat resort owner Alfredo se ho gayi. Kuchh aupcharik baat ke baad Jugnu ne uss se Som ke baare me puchh liya.
Alfredo ne bataya 2 sal pahle ek service ke liye usse hier kiya tha. Wo best service provider hai, jise phone kar ke kabhi bulana nahi padta, bilkul jitne baje ka samay diya hai uss se jara bhi upar niche nahi ho sakta. Kaam hath me leta hai to tab tak nahi uth'ta jab tak poora na ho jaye. Kabhi over time nahi karta isliye extra time wo next day me se kaat leta hai.
Baton ke dauran hi pata chala ki Alfredo khud pichhli baar se le kar iss baar, uss se ek meeting karna chahta tha. Lekin kaam khatm hone ke baad wo kisi se milta nahi aur kaam ke waqt wo kewal kaam ki baat aur apna kaam karta hai, koi bhi usse divert nahi kar sakta.
Jugnu:- Alfredo abhi kahan milega...
Alfredo:- Pahle apne liye good news sun lo. Celing ke liye hard plastic rent par mil jayega. Haan lekin uske plastic me bhi kahin se extra chhed nahi chahiye, kaho to main manga dun. Tum chaho to oudoor arrangements ab aaram se kar sakti ho. Rahi baat Lancer ki to pata nahi Mount Abu me wo kahan hoga...
Som subah hi nikla. Ghumte huye wo pahuncha tha bharat ke ek mashoor boarding school ke darvaje par. Aankh munda. Chehre par sukoon ki muskan thi. Kisi ke kandhe par hath dalne se Som apni khoyi chetna se bahar aaya.… "Purusom"
Som ne najar dala. Dekh kar hasne laga. 2 kadam pichhe liya aur kan pakad kar uthak baitha karne laga. Wo budhi lady usse dekh kar hasne lagi. Haton ke ishare se Som ko apne karib bulayi aur usse gale se lagati, sar par hath ferti.… "Abhi mujh se bhi lamba ho gaya. Haan".
"Kaisi hain madam aap"
"Achhi hun"
"Aaj mujhe breakfast nahi karwaogi"
Madam kuchh sankoch karne lagi. Lekin Som jid karta raha. Madam muskura kar anth me haan kah di. Som madam ke sath unke ghar pahuncha. Wahi poorani yaden. Kuchh bhi to nahi badla tha. Chhote chhote 12 cottage. Charo ore hariyali aur bagvani.
Bilkul bich me bana unke padhane ki jagah. Baans ke support par tiki wo phush ki chhat. Niche aaj bhi baithne ke liye jamin thi, jahan carorepati aur arabpati ke ladke bacche bhi niche baith kar madam se padha karte the.
Som uss jagah ko dekhte huye wahan pahunch gaya. Niche jamin par baith gaya... Ander bhavnatak judav aisa tha ki man vibhor ho gaya.… "Madam ek class to lijiye"
Madam:- Come here Som, ab wahan class band ho gayi hai...
Som:- Nahi madam please..
Madam muskurati hui Som ko wahin baithne kahi. Madam ek cottage me gayi aur kuchh der baad ek ladka wahi poorani lakdi ki kursi le kar aa raha tha, jis par madam baith kar padhaya karti thi.
Madam ka chair apni jagah lagi. Hathon me ek patli si chhadi... "Purusom aaj ki class chalegi, 2 sal pahle jab Purusom school aaya tha tab ek ladki ke propose karne par ground me uske dost aur anya student ke samne usse thappad kyon mara"
"Madammmm"
Madam chhadi dikhati... "Koi apatti hai kya iss sawal se to mere pass aa'kar kaho"
Som apne dono hath uthate... "Bilkul nahi, main yahin khush hun. Aur rahi baat uss ladki ki to bacchi thi madam. Usse crush tha isliye uska dhyan padhai par lagane bola tha"
Madam:- Come here
Som:- No..
Madam:- Tumhe pata hai kyon main bula rahi hun...
Som chhota sa muh banate... "Kisi bhi insan ko, fir chahe achha insan ho ya bura, usse kabhi bhi uske family & friends ke samne aise situation me nahi dalna, jis vajah se samne wala bejjat feel kare..
Madam:- And what you did?
Som:- Sorry madam..
Madam:- Do I ask about your appology? Main jo puchhi uska jawab chahiye..
Som:- Usse maine uske doston ke bich embarrasse kiya...
Madam ne jab Som ko maarna shuru ki fir koi lihaj nahi tha ki wo ek alumni student hai. Wahi emotion, wahi chhadi, aur utne hi tej chhadi badan par padti. Jahan pada badan par chhadi ke nishan chhap gaye.
<---------------{ }------------>
Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
<---------------{ }------------>
Dum nikalti update bhaiUpdate:-6
Mount Abu, mansoon me yahan ki khubsoorti bhi nikhar si aati hai. Som bhi Shilong se issi shadi ke liye nikla tha. Shadi ke 12 din pahle Som Mount Abu pahunch chuka tha. Wahi jataon wali baal, chehre par dadhi. Aankh nashe me dubi hui. Jaise hi reception par pahuncha usse rok liya gaya... "Hello kya kaam hai"
Som:- Jugnu Jadeja se milna hai... Ussi ne bulaya tha…
Resort manager usse upar se niche ghurte... "Jugnu Jadeja ne tumhe bulaya tha. Gando thay gayo (pagal ho gaya hai)"
Manager ki baat sun kar sabhi hasne lage. Itne me ek 23-24 varshiya ati-khubsoorat Gujrati ladki, shoot-tie pahne kisi corporate ke high level executive ki tarah chali aa rahi thi. High hills par uski lachakti chaal. Khule baal lahrate huye aur pichhe se 2 assistant madam-madam karte. Ek najar uski Som par bhi gayi. Dekh kar hi ajib sa chehra ban gaya tha. Baharhaal wah apne kaam se kaam rakhti, reception ki lobby me matha pakad kar baith gayi.
Assistant aur uss ladki ke bich kuchh der tak baat chit chalti rahi. Wo chidh kar jod se kahne lagi…. "Kisne hier kiya tha usse"…
Reception par khade sab yah tamasha dekh rahe the. Issi bich receptionist ne thoda uncha awaj me kahne laga... "Jugnu madam ye mahasay aap ko dundh rahe the"
Som uss receptionist ko dekh kar najron se thanks kahne laga. Najro se hi usne bhi you welcome kaha.… "Hello you, kya kaam hai mujhse"… Jugnu apni jagah baithi chutki baja kar sawal karne lagi...
Som:- Mujhe aaj subah yahan 8 baje report karne kaha gaya tha. Baki kaam to tum bataogi...
Jugnu usse upar se niche tak dekhti... "Lancer"
Som:- Haan..
Jugnu:- What the hell... Ek to 12 ghante late. Upar se yahan kya modeling ho rahi hai jo tumhe taiyar karwa'kar ramp par chala dun... Ye kaisa huliya hai...
Som:- Tumhe huliya chahiye ya kaam..
Jugnu:- Dono...
Som:- Haan to dono le lo. Lekin charge double lagega aur mere baal ko koi hath nahi lagayega.
Jugnu:- Kya musibat hai. Suno tum se koi kaam nahi karwana, jao yahan se. Aur tum dono kya sara din madam-madam karte rahte ho. Ek dhang ka freelancer hier nahi kar sakte the...
Wo apne me lagi rahi. Som receptionist ko dekhte... "Wi-Fi milega kya?"
Receptionist:- Haan lekin chargeble hai…
Som:- Koi issue nahi hai.. Password..
Som password lete huye, apna laptop on kiya. Site par ja kar check karne laga, freelancer service ke liye kin-kin logon ne uss se sampark kiya tha. Dekhte huye uski najar same resort ke request par gayi.… "Yahan Alfredo kaun hai"
Manager:- Alfredo sir 11 baje aate hain…
Som:- Usse call laga kar kaho Som aaya hai..
Manager:- Pahle Jugnu madam ab Alfredo sir. Tum ho kaun bhai...
Som:- Jyada socho mat. Call lagao.
Manager:- Wo yahan ke owner hain, hum aise hi call nahi laga sakte.
Som:- Soch lo. Kahin usse pata chala ki main yahan aaya tha aur tumne bataya nahi to ho sakta hai ki tumhari job chali jaye..
Manager kuchh soch kar call laga diya. Alfredo ne udhar se jo kaha ho. Manager call rakhte huye... "Jugnu madam aap ko resort me jahan jo kuchh bhi taangna hai, aap Lancer sir ko bata dijiye. Ye sara kaam karwa denge"
Jugnu apne assistant se baat bhi kar rahi thi aur Som ke khel ko bhi dekh rahi thi. Manager ke baat se wo chidhti hui kahne lagi.… "Humare log kya kil thok kar tumhare resort ko tod dete jo isse main samjha dun ki kahan kya lagna hai"
Som:- Room key do. 11 baje se sham 5 baje tak ki meri service hai. Ye baat dhyan me rahe aur main kisi ek ke bulane se hi respond karunga. Ya to abhi bata do ki kaun mujhe kaam batayega ya 11 baje mere darvaje par bhej dena.
Jugnu ke manaa karne ke baad Som apne khali samay ka kaam le'kar chalta bana. Subah ke 11 baj rahe the. Darvaje ki ghanti baji. Jugnu madam darvaje par khadi dastak de rahi thi. Som ne ghadi dekha aur darvaje se bahar aa gaya.
Jugnu:- 2 minute baith kar baat kar sakte hain kya?
Som:- Bilkul..
Som apni baat kah kar aage badhne laga... "Hello room yahan hai, tum kahan ja rahe"
Som:- Main apne kamre me kisi ko allowed nahi karta, aur na hi kisi dusre ke kamre me samay bitana pasand karta hun...
"Kya musibat hai. Kahan kahan se namune chale aate hain"… Jugnu jhunjhlati hui apni baat kahi aur Som ko apne pichhe aane ke liye kahi... Jugnu kahti rahi, Som charo ore ka najara lete huye chal raha tha.
Dono ek bade se hall ke pass pahunche, Jugnu apna hath samne dikhati…. "Look this is it"..
Som:- Mansoon wedding me bhi hall ko decorate karna pada to Mount Abu aane ka fayda kya hua... Jitne kharch me hall ko renovate karne ka soch rahi ho, uske 30% cost me sara arrangements bahar ho jayega...
Jugnu:- Shadi me 12 din rah gaye hain… bahar ka kaam me thodi bhi gadbad hui to naam kharab ho jayega...
Som:- Ohk tumhe hall ke ander bus ground support chahiye na.. .
Jugnu:- Ye log wall drill bhi nahi karne de rahe hain…
Som:- Yahan renovate karne walon ko bhej do... Wall aur ground ke base ko main aaj clear kar deta hun… aur kuch Jugnu…
Jugnu:- Nahi abhi itna hi. By the way tum outdoor mandap ki baat kar rahe the, mere dimag me wahi baat strike kar rahi hai. Socha to maine bhi tha, lekin jo theme main chahti hun waisa theme possible nahi ho pa raha aur main compromise kar ke kaam nahi karna chahti…
Som:- Theme kya hai...
Jugnu:- Main chahti hun ki log khuli aankhon se upar se barish ko dekhe... Plastic ke samiyane par main tarah-tarah ke effect daal'kar bore ho gayi hun. Glass work ka idea bhi set hai, lekin..
Som:- Lekin kya..
Jugnu:- Kanch ki chhat tooti to main kahin muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahungi…
Som:- Kanch waise bhi risky hoga. Tum 3d effect kyon nahi try karti. Apne hisab se apna best outdoor mandap do. Upar ki celing plastic ka dena... ..
Jugnu:- Rahne do... Sab bakwas idea hai… ander ka kaam kare.. ..
Som apne hisse ke kaam me lag gaya. Lagbhag 3 baje tak wo apna kaam khatm kar chuka tha. Jugnu uske kaam ki speed aur perfection dekh kar kafi khush thi.
2 aur aise jagah the jahan resort owner ne mana kar diya tha wahan koi bhi drill machine nahi chalegi. 2 me se 1 jagah Jugnu usse dikhati hui kahne lagi... "Yahan bhi mujhe ground support chahiye"
Som ne samay dekha aur uss jagah ka kaam. Ghadi ke ore dhyan dilate huye, "Aaj ke din ke dedh ghante (1.5) bache huye hai".
Jugnu:- Kuchh aaj kar lo, kuchh kar lena.
Som ne koi jawab nahi diya aur apna kaam me lag gaya. Jugnu subah jab uss dusre hall ko dekhne pahunchi, usse dekh kar kafi aaschrya hua ki yahan ka kaam bhi samapt hai.
Jugnu ko afsos sa hone laga tha ki itne achhe kaam karne wale ko mana kar dee. Sath hi usse ye bhi samjh me aa chuka tha ki kyon wo uske mana karne ke baad bhi chup chap apne dusre Clint ko check karne laga.
Jugnu jaise hi uske darwaje par pahunchi, wahan ka gate bahar se lock tha aur darwaje par chhota sa sandesh chipka hua tha…. "Kal 2 ghante extra lage the kaam poora karne me".
Pata karne wo reception par pahunchi. Wahan Jugnu ki mulakat resort owner Alfredo se ho gayi. Kuchh aupcharik baat ke baad Jugnu ne uss se Som ke baare me puchh liya.
Alfredo ne bataya 2 sal pahle ek service ke liye usse hier kiya tha. Wo best service provider hai, jise phone kar ke kabhi bulana nahi padta, bilkul jitne baje ka samay diya hai uss se jara bhi upar niche nahi ho sakta. Kaam hath me leta hai to tab tak nahi uth'ta jab tak poora na ho jaye. Kabhi over time nahi karta isliye extra time wo next day me se kaat leta hai.
Baton ke dauran hi pata chala ki Alfredo khud pichhli baar se le kar iss baar, uss se ek meeting karna chahta tha. Lekin kaam khatm hone ke baad wo kisi se milta nahi aur kaam ke waqt wo kewal kaam ki baat aur apna kaam karta hai, koi bhi usse divert nahi kar sakta.
Jugnu:- Alfredo abhi kahan milega...
Alfredo:- Pahle apne liye good news sun lo. Celing ke liye hard plastic rent par mil jayega. Haan lekin uske plastic me bhi kahin se extra chhed nahi chahiye, kaho to main manga dun. Tum chaho to oudoor arrangements ab aaram se kar sakti ho. Rahi baat Lancer ki to pata nahi Mount Abu me wo kahan hoga...
Som subah hi nikla. Ghumte huye wo pahuncha tha bharat ke ek mashoor boarding school ke darvaje par. Aankh munda. Chehre par sukoon ki muskan thi. Kisi ke kandhe par hath dalne se Som apni khoyi chetna se bahar aaya.… "Purusom"
Som ne najar dala. Dekh kar hasne laga. 2 kadam pichhe liya aur kan pakad kar uthak baitha karne laga. Wo budhi lady usse dekh kar hasne lagi. Haton ke ishare se Som ko apne karib bulayi aur usse gale se lagati, sar par hath ferti.… "Abhi mujh se bhi lamba ho gaya. Haan".
"Kaisi hain madam aap"
"Achhi hun"
"Aaj mujhe breakfast nahi karwaogi"
Madam kuchh sankoch karne lagi. Lekin Som jid karta raha. Madam muskura kar anth me haan kah di. Som madam ke sath unke ghar pahuncha. Wahi poorani yaden. Kuchh bhi to nahi badla tha. Chhote chhote 12 cottage. Charo ore hariyali aur bagvani.
Bilkul bich me bana unke padhane ki jagah. Baans ke support par tiki wo phush ki chhat. Niche aaj bhi baithne ke liye jamin thi, jahan carorepati aur arabpati ke ladke bacche bhi niche baith kar madam se padha karte the.
Som uss jagah ko dekhte huye wahan pahunch gaya. Niche jamin par baith gaya... Ander bhavnatak judav aisa tha ki man vibhor ho gaya.… "Madam ek class to lijiye"
Madam:- Come here Som, ab wahan class band ho gayi hai...
Som:- Nahi madam please..
Madam muskurati hui Som ko wahin baithne kahi. Madam ek cottage me gayi aur kuchh der baad ek ladka wahi poorani lakdi ki kursi le kar aa raha tha, jis par madam baith kar padhaya karti thi.
Madam ka chair apni jagah lagi. Hathon me ek patli si chhadi... "Purusom aaj ki class chalegi, 2 sal pahle jab Purusom school aaya tha tab ek ladki ke propose karne par ground me uske dost aur anya student ke samne usse thappad kyon mara"
"Madammmm"
Madam chhadi dikhati... "Koi apatti hai kya iss sawal se to mere pass aa'kar kaho"
Som apne dono hath uthate... "Bilkul nahi, main yahin khush hun. Aur rahi baat uss ladki ki to bacchi thi madam. Usse crush tha isliye uska dhyan padhai par lagane bola tha"
Madam:- Come here
Som:- No..
Madam:- Tumhe pata hai kyon main bula rahi hun...
Som chhota sa muh banate... "Kisi bhi insan ko, fir chahe achha insan ho ya bura, usse kabhi bhi uske family & friends ke samne aise situation me nahi dalna, jis vajah se samne wala bejjat feel kare..
Madam:- And what you did?
Som:- Sorry madam..
Madam:- Do I ask about your appology? Main jo puchhi uska jawab chahiye..
Som:- Usse maine uske doston ke bich embarrasse kiya...
Madam ne jab Som ko maarna shuru ki fir koi lihaj nahi tha ki wo ek alumni student hai. Wahi emotion, wahi chhadi, aur utne hi tej chhadi badan par padti. Jahan pada badan par chhadi ke nishan chhap gaye.
<---------------{ }------------>
Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
<---------------{ }------------>
Superbb update nainu bhaiUpdate:-6
Mount Abu, mansoon me yahan ki khubsoorti bhi nikhar si aati hai. Som bhi Shilong se issi shadi ke liye nikla tha. Shadi ke 12 din pahle Som Mount Abu pahunch chuka tha. Wahi jataon wali baal, chehre par dadhi. Aankh nashe me dubi hui. Jaise hi reception par pahuncha usse rok liya gaya... "Hello kya kaam hai"
Som:- Jugnu Jadeja se milna hai... Ussi ne bulaya tha…
Resort manager usse upar se niche ghurte... "Jugnu Jadeja ne tumhe bulaya tha. Gando thay gayo (pagal ho gaya hai)"
Manager ki baat sun kar sabhi hasne lage. Itne me ek 23-24 varshiya ati-khubsoorat Gujrati ladki, shoot-tie pahne kisi corporate ke high level executive ki tarah chali aa rahi thi. High hills par uski lachakti chaal. Khule baal lahrate huye aur pichhe se 2 assistant madam-madam karte. Ek najar uski Som par bhi gayi. Dekh kar hi ajib sa chehra ban gaya tha. Baharhaal wah apne kaam se kaam rakhti, reception ki lobby me matha pakad kar baith gayi.
Assistant aur uss ladki ke bich kuchh der tak baat chit chalti rahi. Wo chidh kar jod se kahne lagi…. "Kisne hier kiya tha usse"…
Reception par khade sab yah tamasha dekh rahe the. Issi bich receptionist ne thoda uncha awaj me kahne laga... "Jugnu madam ye mahasay aap ko dundh rahe the"
Som uss receptionist ko dekh kar najron se thanks kahne laga. Najro se hi usne bhi you welcome kaha.… "Hello you, kya kaam hai mujhse"… Jugnu apni jagah baithi chutki baja kar sawal karne lagi...
Som:- Mujhe aaj subah yahan 8 baje report karne kaha gaya tha. Baki kaam to tum bataogi...
Jugnu usse upar se niche tak dekhti... "Lancer"
Som:- Haan..
Jugnu:- What the hell... Ek to 12 ghante late. Upar se yahan kya modeling ho rahi hai jo tumhe taiyar karwa'kar ramp par chala dun... Ye kaisa huliya hai...
Som:- Tumhe huliya chahiye ya kaam..
Jugnu:- Dono...
Som:- Haan to dono le lo. Lekin charge double lagega aur mere baal ko koi hath nahi lagayega.
Jugnu:- Kya musibat hai. Suno tum se koi kaam nahi karwana, jao yahan se. Aur tum dono kya sara din madam-madam karte rahte ho. Ek dhang ka freelancer hier nahi kar sakte the...
Wo apne me lagi rahi. Som receptionist ko dekhte... "Wi-Fi milega kya?"
Receptionist:- Haan lekin chargeble hai…
Som:- Koi issue nahi hai.. Password..
Som password lete huye, apna laptop on kiya. Site par ja kar check karne laga, freelancer service ke liye kin-kin logon ne uss se sampark kiya tha. Dekhte huye uski najar same resort ke request par gayi.… "Yahan Alfredo kaun hai"
Manager:- Alfredo sir 11 baje aate hain…
Som:- Usse call laga kar kaho Som aaya hai..
Manager:- Pahle Jugnu madam ab Alfredo sir. Tum ho kaun bhai...
Som:- Jyada socho mat. Call lagao.
Manager:- Wo yahan ke owner hain, hum aise hi call nahi laga sakte.
Som:- Soch lo. Kahin usse pata chala ki main yahan aaya tha aur tumne bataya nahi to ho sakta hai ki tumhari job chali jaye..
Manager kuchh soch kar call laga diya. Alfredo ne udhar se jo kaha ho. Manager call rakhte huye... "Jugnu madam aap ko resort me jahan jo kuchh bhi taangna hai, aap Lancer sir ko bata dijiye. Ye sara kaam karwa denge"
Jugnu apne assistant se baat bhi kar rahi thi aur Som ke khel ko bhi dekh rahi thi. Manager ke baat se wo chidhti hui kahne lagi.… "Humare log kya kil thok kar tumhare resort ko tod dete jo isse main samjha dun ki kahan kya lagna hai"
Som:- Room key do. 11 baje se sham 5 baje tak ki meri service hai. Ye baat dhyan me rahe aur main kisi ek ke bulane se hi respond karunga. Ya to abhi bata do ki kaun mujhe kaam batayega ya 11 baje mere darvaje par bhej dena.
Jugnu ke manaa karne ke baad Som apne khali samay ka kaam le'kar chalta bana. Subah ke 11 baj rahe the. Darvaje ki ghanti baji. Jugnu madam darvaje par khadi dastak de rahi thi. Som ne ghadi dekha aur darvaje se bahar aa gaya.
Jugnu:- 2 minute baith kar baat kar sakte hain kya?
Som:- Bilkul..
Som apni baat kah kar aage badhne laga... "Hello room yahan hai, tum kahan ja rahe"
Som:- Main apne kamre me kisi ko allowed nahi karta, aur na hi kisi dusre ke kamre me samay bitana pasand karta hun...
"Kya musibat hai. Kahan kahan se namune chale aate hain"… Jugnu jhunjhlati hui apni baat kahi aur Som ko apne pichhe aane ke liye kahi... Jugnu kahti rahi, Som charo ore ka najara lete huye chal raha tha.
Dono ek bade se hall ke pass pahunche, Jugnu apna hath samne dikhati…. "Look this is it"..
Som:- Mansoon wedding me bhi hall ko decorate karna pada to Mount Abu aane ka fayda kya hua... Jitne kharch me hall ko renovate karne ka soch rahi ho, uske 30% cost me sara arrangements bahar ho jayega...
Jugnu:- Shadi me 12 din rah gaye hain… bahar ka kaam me thodi bhi gadbad hui to naam kharab ho jayega...
Som:- Ohk tumhe hall ke ander bus ground support chahiye na.. .
Jugnu:- Ye log wall drill bhi nahi karne de rahe hain…
Som:- Yahan renovate karne walon ko bhej do... Wall aur ground ke base ko main aaj clear kar deta hun… aur kuch Jugnu…
Jugnu:- Nahi abhi itna hi. By the way tum outdoor mandap ki baat kar rahe the, mere dimag me wahi baat strike kar rahi hai. Socha to maine bhi tha, lekin jo theme main chahti hun waisa theme possible nahi ho pa raha aur main compromise kar ke kaam nahi karna chahti…
Som:- Theme kya hai...
Jugnu:- Main chahti hun ki log khuli aankhon se upar se barish ko dekhe... Plastic ke samiyane par main tarah-tarah ke effect daal'kar bore ho gayi hun. Glass work ka idea bhi set hai, lekin..
Som:- Lekin kya..
Jugnu:- Kanch ki chhat tooti to main kahin muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahungi…
Som:- Kanch waise bhi risky hoga. Tum 3d effect kyon nahi try karti. Apne hisab se apna best outdoor mandap do. Upar ki celing plastic ka dena... ..
Jugnu:- Rahne do... Sab bakwas idea hai… ander ka kaam kare.. ..
Som apne hisse ke kaam me lag gaya. Lagbhag 3 baje tak wo apna kaam khatm kar chuka tha. Jugnu uske kaam ki speed aur perfection dekh kar kafi khush thi.
2 aur aise jagah the jahan resort owner ne mana kar diya tha wahan koi bhi drill machine nahi chalegi. 2 me se 1 jagah Jugnu usse dikhati hui kahne lagi... "Yahan bhi mujhe ground support chahiye"
Som ne samay dekha aur uss jagah ka kaam. Ghadi ke ore dhyan dilate huye, "Aaj ke din ke dedh ghante (1.5) bache huye hai".
Jugnu:- Kuchh aaj kar lo, kuchh kar lena.
Som ne koi jawab nahi diya aur apna kaam me lag gaya. Jugnu subah jab uss dusre hall ko dekhne pahunchi, usse dekh kar kafi aaschrya hua ki yahan ka kaam bhi samapt hai.
Jugnu ko afsos sa hone laga tha ki itne achhe kaam karne wale ko mana kar dee. Sath hi usse ye bhi samjh me aa chuka tha ki kyon wo uske mana karne ke baad bhi chup chap apne dusre Clint ko check karne laga.
Jugnu jaise hi uske darwaje par pahunchi, wahan ka gate bahar se lock tha aur darwaje par chhota sa sandesh chipka hua tha…. "Kal 2 ghante extra lage the kaam poora karne me".
Pata karne wo reception par pahunchi. Wahan Jugnu ki mulakat resort owner Alfredo se ho gayi. Kuchh aupcharik baat ke baad Jugnu ne uss se Som ke baare me puchh liya.
Alfredo ne bataya 2 sal pahle ek service ke liye usse hier kiya tha. Wo best service provider hai, jise phone kar ke kabhi bulana nahi padta, bilkul jitne baje ka samay diya hai uss se jara bhi upar niche nahi ho sakta. Kaam hath me leta hai to tab tak nahi uth'ta jab tak poora na ho jaye. Kabhi over time nahi karta isliye extra time wo next day me se kaat leta hai.
Baton ke dauran hi pata chala ki Alfredo khud pichhli baar se le kar iss baar, uss se ek meeting karna chahta tha. Lekin kaam khatm hone ke baad wo kisi se milta nahi aur kaam ke waqt wo kewal kaam ki baat aur apna kaam karta hai, koi bhi usse divert nahi kar sakta.
Jugnu:- Alfredo abhi kahan milega...
Alfredo:- Pahle apne liye good news sun lo. Celing ke liye hard plastic rent par mil jayega. Haan lekin uske plastic me bhi kahin se extra chhed nahi chahiye, kaho to main manga dun. Tum chaho to oudoor arrangements ab aaram se kar sakti ho. Rahi baat Lancer ki to pata nahi Mount Abu me wo kahan hoga...
Som subah hi nikla. Ghumte huye wo pahuncha tha bharat ke ek mashoor boarding school ke darvaje par. Aankh munda. Chehre par sukoon ki muskan thi. Kisi ke kandhe par hath dalne se Som apni khoyi chetna se bahar aaya.… "Purusom"
Som ne najar dala. Dekh kar hasne laga. 2 kadam pichhe liya aur kan pakad kar uthak baitha karne laga. Wo budhi lady usse dekh kar hasne lagi. Haton ke ishare se Som ko apne karib bulayi aur usse gale se lagati, sar par hath ferti.… "Abhi mujh se bhi lamba ho gaya. Haan".
"Kaisi hain madam aap"
"Achhi hun"
"Aaj mujhe breakfast nahi karwaogi"
Madam kuchh sankoch karne lagi. Lekin Som jid karta raha. Madam muskura kar anth me haan kah di. Som madam ke sath unke ghar pahuncha. Wahi poorani yaden. Kuchh bhi to nahi badla tha. Chhote chhote 12 cottage. Charo ore hariyali aur bagvani.
Bilkul bich me bana unke padhane ki jagah. Baans ke support par tiki wo phush ki chhat. Niche aaj bhi baithne ke liye jamin thi, jahan carorepati aur arabpati ke ladke bacche bhi niche baith kar madam se padha karte the.
Som uss jagah ko dekhte huye wahan pahunch gaya. Niche jamin par baith gaya... Ander bhavnatak judav aisa tha ki man vibhor ho gaya.… "Madam ek class to lijiye"
Madam:- Come here Som, ab wahan class band ho gayi hai...
Som:- Nahi madam please..
Madam muskurati hui Som ko wahin baithne kahi. Madam ek cottage me gayi aur kuchh der baad ek ladka wahi poorani lakdi ki kursi le kar aa raha tha, jis par madam baith kar padhaya karti thi.
Madam ka chair apni jagah lagi. Hathon me ek patli si chhadi... "Purusom aaj ki class chalegi, 2 sal pahle jab Purusom school aaya tha tab ek ladki ke propose karne par ground me uske dost aur anya student ke samne usse thappad kyon mara"
"Madammmm"
Madam chhadi dikhati... "Koi apatti hai kya iss sawal se to mere pass aa'kar kaho"
Som apne dono hath uthate... "Bilkul nahi, main yahin khush hun. Aur rahi baat uss ladki ki to bacchi thi madam. Usse crush tha isliye uska dhyan padhai par lagane bola tha"
Madam:- Come here
Som:- No..
Madam:- Tumhe pata hai kyon main bula rahi hun...
Som chhota sa muh banate... "Kisi bhi insan ko, fir chahe achha insan ho ya bura, usse kabhi bhi uske family & friends ke samne aise situation me nahi dalna, jis vajah se samne wala bejjat feel kare..
Madam:- And what you did?
Som:- Sorry madam..
Madam:- Do I ask about your appology? Main jo puchhi uska jawab chahiye..
Som:- Usse maine uske doston ke bich embarrasse kiya...
Madam ne jab Som ko maarna shuru ki fir koi lihaj nahi tha ki wo ek alumni student hai. Wahi emotion, wahi chhadi, aur utne hi tej chhadi badan par padti. Jahan pada badan par chhadi ke nishan chhap gaye.
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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I love it bro...Update:-4
Subah-subah Sia taiyar hokar apne college ke liye nikli. Lucknow ke private universitiy ka yah bada sa campus tha jahan Sia ne Environmental Science me doctorate digree ke liye apply kiya tha. Pahla din tha. Bhartiya paridhan, salwar, kamij aur dupatte me halke make up me wo nikli. Khili si apni khushboo bikherti nikli.
Takriban 4 kilometer ki duri par campus tha. Jane ke liye Sia ne apni cycle uthayi, paidal maarti aur ghanti bajati hui sahar ke sadkon ka luft utha'ti chali.. Subah ke waqt traffic kam thi, bade aaram se wo campus me pahunchi aur parking me cycle laga'kar nikli.
"Ek minute miss, hello"
"Haan"
"Miss aap bahut khubsoorat hain"
"Aur kuchh"
"Nayi aayi ho campus me"
"Kisi kaam se roka hai tumne mujhe"
"Haan puchhne ke liye, tum kaun se class me admission lee ho"
Sia ya kisi bhi ladki ke liye ye koi nayi baat nahi thi jab ladke unhe akele dekh'kar aise pareshan karte hain. Sia uski baat ko ansuni karti wahan se chupchap chal di. Pichhe se usne kuchh abhdr comment bhi kiye lekin Sia un baton par jyada react nahi ki.
Parking se sidha office aayi. Apne class ke bare me pata kar wo sidha college prabandhan ke mukhiya ka darwaja khat-khatayi. Bahar board par bade-bade akshron me naam likha tha, Manohar lal Joshi.
Joshi ji ke darveje par Sia ne jaise hi dastak diya. Peon dur baitha jo gappe maar raha tha daura-daura aaya.… "Are ruko, ruko, darvaja kyon pit rahi ho"
"Joshi se kaam hai mujhe, isliye darvaja pit rahi hun"
Peon, Sia ko upar se niche ghurte… "Joshi .. Ae ladki tu pagal hai kya?"
Sia uski baat ko ansuni karti ek baar aur darvaja khat khatayi.…. "Are ruk jao, pagal ho gayi ho kya?"
"Nahi, pagal nahi hui hun, mujhe milna hai isliye darvaja peet rahi hun. Tumhe koi samsya hai kya"?
"Sir aise kisi se nahi milte, jao kal aana"
"Aur tab tak meri samasya"
"Ek din me koi pahad nahi toot padega. Jao kal aana"
Sia wahan se bina kuchh bole apna class attend karne chali gayi. Naye log aur naye proffesiors ke sath aaj ka naya din shuru hua. Sia ki dusri class chal rahi thi. Joshi ke office ke bahar mila peon chalti class me ghus kar point out karte.… "Yahi hai sir"
Joshi:- Hey you stand up
Sia:- Kyon..
Joshi:- What ???
Sia:- Kyon khadi ho jaun itna hi to puchhi hun. Aap kaun ho.. ...
Joshi, gusse se ghurte.… "To ye peon sahi kah raha tha ki tum ek badtameez ladki ho."
Sia:- Mere bare me jo bhi rai banao wo aapka personal matter hai. Main aap ko nahi janti. Ya to parichay de do ya fir class ke bahar wait kar sakte ho..
Proff:- Hey you what's your name...
"Sia "…….
Proff:- Are you insane. Tum janti bhi ho tum kis se baat kar rahi ho...
Sia:- Are you fool Mr proff. How would I know about him? Do yon know about me or hey you angry man do you know about me?
Sia bilkul normal hokar apni baat kah rahi thi, lekin uski samnya baten wahan ke mahan hastiyon ko pasand nahi aayi. Poora class tamasa dekh raha tha. Professor ke sath-sath University prabandhan ke mukhiya bhi Sia par khaffa ho gaye.
Wo log jhunjhla kar baaten karte rahe lekin Sia utne hi aaram se reply kar rahi thi. Anth me baat na bante dekh Joshi aur proffesor, dono ko apna parichay dena hi para.
Professor ko to wo sir kah'kar pukari lekin parichay ke baad bhi Joshi se sidha kah di.… "Aap University mamgemnet ke head hain, na ki guru ji, jo aapko sir kahun. Na hi aapke niche kaam kar rahi aur karti bhi to, sir nahi kahti kyonki main apni mehnat ke paise le rahi hoti na ki aapko sir kahne ke"...
Joshi lagbhag bhannate huye.… "Haan to main bhi tumhe aaj hi campus ke bahar ka rasta dikhaunga."
Sai:- Sir na kahne ke liye. Kamal ka ego hai...
Joshi:- Tum kuchh bhi kahne ke liye swatantr ho lekin apni cycle ko mere chamber ke bahar chain laga kar rasta block karne ke liye main tumhe college se resticate kar raha hun...
Sai:- Pahli baat to ye hai Joshi ji ki parking ke koi bhi rule admission ke waqt nahi bataye gaye, na hi University administration ne iske liye koi rule banaya hai. Dusri baat ye ki yadi parking ke liye koi rule hota bhi to bhi meri cycle wahin hoti. Kyonki jab main apni samsya lekar aapse milne pahunchi thi tab aapke peon ne mujhse kaha tha ki "kal milna, ek din me koi pahad nahi toot jayega"... Mujhe jab samasya hui to ek din bardast karne bola gaya. Wahi samsya aapko hui to 10 minute me bilbilaye chale aaye. Upar se aapke peon ne "tu tarak" kiya so alag. Humare paise se salary pane wale hume hi respect na kare. Kamal ka culture hai yahan…
Joshi:- Fee hum padhane ke lete hain...
Sia:- Maaf kijiyega Joshi ji, bill dikha dun. Wahan padhane ke fee ke alawa accommodation fee, parking, light, ac aur na jane kin kin baton ke paise liye gaye hain. Isliye jin baton ke paise liye hai, uski poori service chahiye.
Joshi shocked. Sia rocks. Class poori stabdh. Sabhi Sia ka chehra hi dekh rahe the...
Samsya poochi gayi. Sia ne samasya bataya, Parking ekant me hone se ladke wahan rok kar jabardasti baat karte hain. Abhadr tippni karte hain jo usse pasand nahi. Wah yahan free mind se padhne aayi hai na ki kisi ke chhedkhani ko dimag me rakh kar compromise kar ke kisi tarah 2 sal nikalne...
Joshi suna, samjha aur iss par vichar kar ke kuchh nirakaran ka aashvasan dete chala. Iss bich parking me 6 guard tainat honge...
College ka pahla din aur pahle din ki surkhiyon me Sia hi chhayi rahi. Bahut se logon ne baat karne ki kosis kee. Bahut se logon ne baat bhi kiya. Sia sab ko ek baar dua salaam karti hui wapas ghar pahunchi.
Sham ka waqt tha. Sia ka dil barshat me street food khane ka hua. Car le'kar nikli. Champa ke bataye road par jane lagi. Thodi poorani market thi ye, barshat ke samay bhi wahan kuchh log dikh rahe the...
Wahin bazaar ke shurwaat se hi, main road ke kinare ek chay, pakode, samose etyadi ka ek thela footpath par laga hua tha. Upar se lamba-cahuda tripaal taang kar wahan baith kar nashta karne ki vyavastha thi.
Sia ko jagah pasand aayi aur wo apni car ussi dukan me kinare park kar bench ke kinare baith gayi. Car se utar rahi ek ladki. Chehra aisa ki najren baar-baar dekhne ko vyakul ho jaye. Strechable halke brown clour ki pencil jeans. Upar safed rang ki dhili kamij jo jeans me underset thi, wahan baithe ladkon ka bich aakarshan ka kendr ban gayi.
Top class BMW car jaise kisi kichad se sani sadak par aa kar khadi hui ho. Sia thik waise hi bench ke ek kinare baithi thi aur order dene ke liye wahan nasta laga rahe ladke ko bulayi.
"Madam kya lagaun"…
"Pahle to jitne vriety ke pakode chhan rahe ho thoda-thoda khila do"
Wah ladka "abhi laya" kahta hua wahan se chala gaya. Kuchh ladke aa kar ussi bench par kuchh duri bana kar baithe gaye. Kuch samne se mandrane lage. Achanak hi uss mahol me ladkon ke baat karne ki tone change ho gayi. Koi apne sathi se jor-jor se baat karte huye style dikha raha tha, to koi samne se attitude me chal kar aata aur utne hi attitude se matr ek jhalak Sia ko dekh'kar chay ke dukandar se aise baat karta mano dikhana chah raha ho... "Tu baju hat apan shakt launde hain"..
Kisi bhai sahab ko kuchh nahi mila to samay hi puchhne aa gaye. Wo aapas me lage the aur impress karne ki kosis me jute the ki ladki ek baar dekh le aur smile de de... Sia ko koi samsya nahi thi iss se. Infact koi ladka apne sathi ke sath comedy karta tab usse Sia enjoy karti aur hansti bhi thi. Iss se un ladkon ko bhi protsahan milta aur wo bhi apne naye-naye klaa ka pradarshan karne me jut jate.
"Hello miss. Pahchana mujhe"…
Sia ek jhalak upar dekhti... "Koi kaam tha kya?"…
Riaz:- Nahi bus puchhna chah raha tha ki uss din sahi pata mil gaya tha...
Sia:- Haan mil gaya tha, thanks.
Riaz:- Maine kabhi socha bhi nahi tha ki tum yahan milogi.. ..
Sia:- Koi kaam hai ya aise hi faltu ki bakwas karni hai…
"Madam attidude wali hain sath me badi car wali… Hum yahan khaye to majboori aur wo yahan khaye to shauk hota hai"… Theke ke charo ore bench lagi hui thi. Sia sadak ke kinare se baithi thi aur Asif thele ke pichhe ke bench par baitha tha aur wahin se khada ho kar Asif vyang karte huye kahne laga...
Sia:- Aur kuchh...
Sar jhukaye Vyas ek hath me chay ka glass pakde, chay ki chuski lete apna dusra hath utha liya…. "Tum jaisi khubsurat ladki, jo hum jaise ladkon ke sapne se bhi upar ke range ki hoti hai, wo kabhi bhi humse baat kar sakti hai. Lekin hum yahan 50 laundon ke bich baith'kar ussi ladki se baat karne ki kosis kare to unka muh chadh jata hai"...
"Motive flirt karna to nahi hota. Bus dil me yahi rahta hai ki in baki 50 launde ko dikhana, "dekh itni khubsurat ladki hume janti hai aur humse baat karti hai". Bus issi maksad ke liye baat karne aate hain".
Sia:- Totally convinced. Mujhe waise bhi koi kaam nahi to kyon na tum teeno mere samne table laga lo aur hum aamne-samne chay pite huye baat karte hain. In 50 ladkon ko dikha de ki haan tum wakai mujhe jante ho, bhale wo chhoti si mulakat ki chhoti hi madad kyon na thi, lekin madad to thi.
Riaz ne jhatpat samne table laga diya. Teeno thik samne baithe... "Haan abhi thik hai na shuru karo"
Riaz:- Tum kamal ki dikhti ho tum bilkul filmon ki heroin jaisi ho...
Sia:- Haan main bade dhyan se sun rahi hun...
Riaz:- Tum bahut kamal ki ho...
Sia:- I love you nahi bolege...
Riaz, bilkul chakit najron se... "Kya"??
Sia:- Wahi itni tarif mujhe impress karne ke liye kar rahe. Anth me I love kahoge. Kyon tumhari mehanat main badhaun... Jaldi se bol do...
Asif:- Aur uske baad...
Sia:- Isse mana kar ke apne tarif ke tourcher se bach jaungi...
Kahti hui Sia ne hi-fi ke liye hath badha diya. Asif ki hasi nikal aayi wo bhi Sia ke sath hi-fi karti…. "Bol de be jaldi se hum dono ko bhi tera ye tourcher bardast nahi hota"…
Vyas:- Main Vyas hun, ye mera dost Asif aur ye humara badbola Riaz.
Sia, apni hath aage badhati.… "Sia"
Dono hath milaye, Riaz miyan ek baar fir hath milate-milate... "Naam bahut pyara hai tumhara."
Riaz ki baat par teeno hi hasne lage. Takriban aadhe ghante ki baat-chit hui. Sia jyadatar unki hi suni aur thodi bahut apni sunati chali...
Sia:- Ab main chalti hun..
Riaz, apna mobile nikalte... "Apna number boliye miss"…
Sia:- Riaz jarra kinare hona. Suno black t-shirt pahne group...
Kuchh ladke jo ussi ke ore dekh rahe the... "Ohhh hooo hum se baat kar rahi hai ye madam"… ladke collor unchi kar ke uske pass pahunche... "Ek chay humare sath bhi pi lijiye"
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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