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Update:-48
Soni kaki tasveer khinchi aur bhag kar ek plate aur nasta lagati... "Vyas beta yahin nasta karte jao"… itna kah kar Soni kaki wahan se gayi aur Vyas, Meera ko ghurte... "Ye tumhari kaki aise behave kyun kar rahi thi"…
Meera bhi hansti hui hospital jane ke raat ki poori kahani bata di. Vyas apna bada sa muh kholte.…. "Katai khatarnaak aur utni hi kam akl niklogi, jarra bhi andaza nahi tha Meera. Chalo college chalen aur please abhi humare bare me.…."
Meera:- Kaisi baten karte ho jija ji jab tak official nahi hote tab tak mujhe kya pata kya chal raha hai...
Vyas:- Jija ji bhi kahna band kar do... Pata chala bhadi mehfil me bol gayi...
Meera:- Kosis karungi lekin gurantee nahi le sakti sambhalna to aap ko hi padega… aur haan main to Som sir milne jaungi... College ki jimmedari Neero par hai…
Vyas:- Bechara Neero... Kis chandaalni ke sath dosti kar liya...
Meera:- Har ek friend kamina hota hai ko thoda change kar dijiye jija ji.. har ek frined kamina ya kamini bhi ho sakti hai...
Vyas:- Khud ki tarif ka shukriya... Thik hai tum jao bade bhaiya se milne aur main chala college... Aur haan Meera best of luck...
Meera chahkti hui... "Thankooo jija ji"..
Vyas hanste huye usse "Hat pagal" kaha aur wahan se nikal gaya. Vyas wahan se nikal kar Asif ko call lagaya. Asif call pick karte… "Vyas main Kamil ke sath nikla hun. College me milta hun"…
Vyas:- Thik hai, lekin poore Lucknow me nahi motercycle ghumne lag jana, bade bhaiya ko kaam ho sakta hai...
Asif:- Phone rakh, kaam hoga to wo mhud call kar lenge mujhe.
Vyas:- Haan thik hai samjh gaya.
Call disconnect hua Asif ke pichhe Aqsa baithi, poori tarah se Asif se chipak kar uske kaan ke pass apne honth laati… "Asif dar se meri haalat patli ho rahi hai. Mere hath paun kaanp rahe. Kisi ko pata chal gaya to...."
Asif:- Pata chal gaya to Vyas aur Riaz kisliye hain.. ab darna chhodo aur jarra mood ko romantic banao…
Aqsa:- Dar dimag par haawi hai..
Ek mithi raat ke baad jab Asif ko pata chala ki Aqsa ka poora khandan hi alag-alag kaam se baahar gaya hai aur ghar me sirf Danish rah gaya tha, fir to Asif ne kisi tarah aaj sham tak Aqsa ko ghumane ke liye raaji kar liya tha. Waise dono ko pata tha ki Danish ek baar ghar se nikla to sidha khana khane hi aayega.
Aqsa haalanki sab set kar ke nikli thi. Pahle college ki extra class aur uske baad Jannat aur Nirali ke sath shopping. Haan lekin Aqsa ghar se aise pahli baar nikli thi. Sare intzam ke baad bhi usne poora burkha daala tha aur uske baad bhi kaleja jor-jor se dharak raha tha. Poora ek din Asif ke naam karne ke baad dono subah hi romantic mausam ka mijaj lene nikal gaye.
Pahle shahar se 25 km dur Dawa Sarif jane ka plan tha aur wahan se fir sidha Nawabganj Bird Sanctuary nikalte. Poore sham ke 7 baje tak wapas aane ka programme tha. Dono lovers 3-4 saal ke rishte me aaj pahli baar bike se kahin ghumne nikle the.
Vyas bhi call disconnect karne ke baad Riaz ko nukkad tak bulaya aur dono wahin se sath me nikle. Kaamil ko Vyas aur Riaz kewal jante the. Wo Asif ka koi dur ke rishte me aata tha. Dono bike par sawar, college chal diye. Vyas pichhe baitha kabhi apne dono hath se Riaz ko jakad leta to kabhi dono baanh failakar romantic song gaane lagta...
Riaz chilla kar usse galiyan dete, harkaton par lagaam lagaane kah to raha tha, lekin ek to bike par, upar se Vyas poora bawara bana... Ghanta sune. Parking me jab bike lag rahi thi tab bhi Vyas gaane hi gaa raha tha.
Dono bike se utre hi the ki tabhi samne se jo chali aa rahi thi. Vyas aur Riaz 2 baar aankh minj kar dekhne par majboor ho gaye. Tight denim jeans, jo poore curve ko dikha raha tha. Upar patli si tank top aur uske upar jacket. Gale me badi-badi haar, sar par hijab aur aankhon par bada sa chashma...
Poori stylish look deti wah ladki uss mahol me hahaakar macha rahi thi. Uske sath 10-12 ladke aur 5-6 ladkiyan thi. Wo sabhi uss ladki ke haath ke ishare par apni jagah khade rahe, aur wo ladki poore style me dono ke ore chal dee...
"Abe ye kya hai. Pahle to bomb thi ab atom bomb ho gayi hai. Lagta hai idhar hi fatne aa rahi hai"…
"Riaz tu hosh me rahna..."
"Poore hosh me hun Shashtri. Aakhir ek lambe arse baad mauka mil hi gaya"…
"Tu thoda shant rahna.. samjha.."
"Chhod chalte hain, ye najdik aa rahi hai aur mera para high ho raha hai"..
Wah ladki jab najdik aa rahi thi dono ne wahan se jane ka hi faisla kiya... Dono jaise hi wahan se nikalne lage... "Hey you moron... Kidhar bhag rahe"…
Riaz:- Issi moron ke pass roti hui aayi thi tu... Tab duniya ke sabse samjhdar hum hi the. Juban jarra sambhal kar Huma…
Huma:- Riaz tu bhi naaraj hai? Kya main tumhe hot na dikh rahi… line maarne ke bahane hi pyar se baat kar le...
Riaz:- Khubsurat ladkiyon ko dekhta hun, najren thodi baiman ho jati hai. Haan ek pyari si girlfriend ki khwaish bhi hai. Lekin kya karun Huma, chudail ko dekhne aur usse girlfriend banane ke bare me socha nahi abhi tak. Jab bahut hi bure din aayenge aur duniya ki sabhi ladki reject kar degi tab chudail ke bare me sochunga...
Huma:- Main kaise samjhaun, Vyas sun to..
Vyas:- Huma jo tujhe sahi laga wo tune kiya. Ab poorani baton ka koi matlab hai kya? Sorry wo kal mujhe chhedne ke chakkar me tera naam le liya tha dono ne...
Huma:- Sorry to mat bol Vyas... Riaz main aur kitna sorry kahun...
Vyas:- Huma tumhare log yahin dekh rahe hain. Tumhare bina hum kafi sukoon me hai, Isliye alag hi reh....
Huma:- Sale akdu ho teeno... Jaoge kahan, rahoge to campus me hi na... Akad nikalti hun main... Waise bata to de padh kya raha hai...
Riaz:- Bhai repist aur bahan jabardasti uss tak ladki pahunchane wali, issi ki case study kar rahe... Tere pass to practical anubhav hoga..
Huma:- Kamino... Issi ki ummid kiya tha maine.. Ab to dushmani hi sahi... Jab itne sorry ke baad bhi jo tum teeno mujhe bejjat karte rahte ho... To ab tum teeno bhi dekhna main kya karti hun..
Riaz:- Mera baap Zerul Imam… Mera hone wala sohar Aayan Khan. Mera hone wala sasur central cebinate me minority affair minister... Itna ka hi rona royegi na...
Huma:- Langdi taang kutaa sala, tabhi tujh par sabhi ladkiyan thuk kar chali jati hai??
Riaz:- Bewadi kahin ki... Baap nasha haram ka naara laga kar daru ki factory chalata hai aur beti nashedi... Corexy kahin ki... Jyada bol mat..
Vyas:- Bus karo tum dono.. Huma tu ja yahan se maaf kiya humne aur tu bhi hume maaf kar…
Huma:- Ab ek naye yug ka aarambh hoga Shashtri... Teri akad meri jonoon. Teri nafrat mera badla. Tera ahankar mera krodh. Main to yahan wapas se dosti ka haath bahdane aayi thi lekin issi jagah aaj main jung ka elaan karti hun...
Vyas:- Tujh par se south movie ka nasha ab tak na utra... Subah subah Sarrainodu dekh kar aa rahi hai kya?....
Huma:- Jo bhi ho baat mat kar Vyas, kyunki jung ka elaan ho gaya hai...
Riaz:- Bhag badboli kahin ki... Chal Vyas…
Dono chal diye. Thodi dur jaise hi aage badhe.... "Sach me ye issi campus me thi. Lagta hai parking me subah se intzar kar rahi thi"..
Vyas:- Kamine kal tum dono ne naam nahi liya hota to sab thik rahta. Chhod ab chalte hain..
Riaz:- Haan chhod to usse kab ka diya hai... Tune Zoya ke sath setting ke bare me kuchh socha ki nahi?
Vyas:- Chal pahli class ke baad baat karte hain…
Dono class me ghuse. Daurte bhagte Neerav bhi class me pahunch gaya. Teeno ja kar alag-alag bench pakad kar baith gaye. Class me professor ke entry ke purv bhagti daudti ek ladki pahunchi aur aa kar sidha Riaz ke pass baith gayi. Aane ke sath hi usne hijab ka parda uthaya aur usse apne bag me rakhti... "Hi main Mahira hun"..
Riaz, chehra kinare kar ke ek jhalak dekha. Aankhon me jais dil chhap gaya tha. Apna hath aage badhate... "Riaz naam hai mera Mahi"..
Mahira:- What???
Riaz:- Mahira lamba naam lag raha tha, isliye Mahi kar diya…
Kuchh baten hona shuru hi hui thi ki tabhi class me professor aa gaye aur inki baaten band ho gayi. Class jab over hua Vyas bhagte huye canteen pahuncha. Jitne utsah ke sath canteen pahuncha, wahan pahunch kar utsah utna hi fika pad gaya. Sia canteen me nahi thi.
Vyas, Sia ko call laga diya. 3-4 baar poori ring hui uske baad phone hi switch off… Vyas chidh kar apna phone ko dekhte.… "Sale uska gussa tujh par hi na kisi din utar dun"….
Vyas chidha sa kuchh der tak apna phone dekhte raha.… "Pagal ladki, itna bhi khyal nahi ki ek baar call utha kar baat kar le... Jhalli... Nakhrili"… Vyas ka gussa rah-rah kar phoot raha tha… Itne me Riaz apne sahpathi Mahira ke sath pahuncha… "Ab ye kaun aunty ko pakad laya"
Mahira:- Excuse me...
Vyas:- Haan maaf kiya... Medical student ho ya madarsa me padh rahi…
Mahira:- Tum pagal ho kya?
Mahira uth kar wahan se chali gayi. Riaz, Vyas ko ghurte... "Kamine ghar na basne de mera"..
Vyas, Riaz ke hath pakad kar rokte... "Abe fir Zoya ka kya?"
Vyas:- Aag lage usse... Abhi sath padhne wali itni hasin ladki ka sath mil raha hai fir usse kaun puchhta hai?
Riaz, Mahira ke sath uske table par settle ho gaya. Baat karne ke lahje se aisa lag raha tha Riaz kuchh clarification de raha ho. Uski haalat dekh kar Vyas ki hansi nikal gayi. Fir achanak hi najar aas paas gayi. Kuchh ladke ladkiyan bada sa group banaye aapas me hansi mazak kar rahe the.
College start huye kuchh hi din huye the isliye seniors ki ragging bhi abhi badastur jari thi. Kuchh gf-bf ek dusre ka hath thame ghum rahe the.….. "Main, Asif, Riaz, Neerav, Sia, Meera, aur bhagwan ne chaha to Riaz ko bhi ye ladki pasand kar hi legi… fir parde par dikhne wale bade se college group ki tarah apna bhi bada sa friends and lovers ka bada sa group... Woooo hoooo … Woooo hoooo... Woo hoooo"
Wahan ke mahol ko dekh kar Vyas kuchh pyare khyal dil me laa raha tha aur aakhri ki umang, bekhayali me poora express karte itna tej "wooo hooo..." Kiya ki sabke bich aakarshan ka kendr ban gaya...
Bechara ek baar sabki najron se apni najar bhida kar matlab sabko ek baar dekha aur apni najren niche karte wahan se khiskne me hi apni bhalai samjha... Chup chap wahan se nikal kar bahar aaya hi tha ki Meera, Vyas ko pakad lee.… "Jija ji"…
Vyas chaunk kar Meera ke ore mudte... "Ae satkeli... Bus kar baba"…
Meera:- Aap ki saali upset hai...
Vyas:- Tumhare jija ji bhi upset hain lekin please ye jija sali ka rishta akele me nibha lena... Ek Riaz humari zindgi me kam tha jo tum Riaz ki female version ban rahi...
Meera:- Thik hai Vyas sir pahle aap hi bata do kyun upset ho...
Vyas:- Sia nahi aayi... Aur 4 baar call lagaya to phone switch off kar dee...
Meera:- Aaj college bunk kar gayi. Inki aadat Na gayi ab tak bunk karne ki...
Vyas:- Kya kah rahi ho, Sia classes bunk karti thi...
Meera:- Haan aur nahi to kya?
Vyas:- Aur Sia ke sweetos group...
Meera:- Ab chele chpatiyon ka kya hai Vyas sir... Gurumata ne kaha kuyen me kud jao to wo bhi kud jayenge...
Vyas:- Yaar aise kaise chalega. Hum dekhne ko vyakul rahe aur ye phone tak switch off kar le..
Meera:- Aap ka to conditional hai Vyas sir... Mera socho... Wo nisthur to sath padhta bhi nahi aur freelance job karta hai. Batao koi sthayi pata hi nahi…
Vyas:- Ooooo bechari... Haan tum par to musibaton ka pahad toota hai...
Meera:- Kuchh to jugad lagana padega Vyas sir.. Kuchh pukhta intzam...
Vyas:- Aaj sham combined study ke baad sochte hain ..
Meera:- Hum kyun sochne lage... Hum to pyar mohabbat karenge, sochne ke liye kisi aur ko lagaate hain…
Vyas:- Kise...
Meera:- Uss Neero ko pakdo... Batao main mari ja rahi thi Som sir se milne aur mujh se kah raha tha aaram se kuchh plan karte hain… To ab nibhaye jimmedari... Ussi me indirectly Sia didi aur Vyas jiju ka milna bhi add karwa dungi…
Vyas Meera ko upar se niche dekhte... "Tum sach kahi thi"
Meera:- Kya?
Vyas:- Friend kewal kamina nahi kamini bhi ho sakti hai…
Dono hasne lage aur dabe paun Neerav ke pass pahunch gaye. Neerav ka yahan class over hota tha to AIIMS me Paali ka. Aaj chunki Meera sath nahi thi isliye Neerav ne Paali ko call laga diya.
Udhar se Paali aur Akansha dono mil kar Neerav ka band bajane par tuli thi. Unka kahna tha Meera na hogi to wo call karga lekin Akansha ka kya jo Paali ke sath rahti hai. Selfish, aur naa jane kya-kya sun'ne ko mil raha tha.
Bechara Neerav ka chehra choota ho gaya. Idhar se bus jo Neerav bol raha tha... "Suno to.. main wo.. nahi wo baat nahi hai.. Akansha, Paali please… baby suno to.."…
Bus har 1 minute ke baad itna hi Neerav apne muh se nikaal raha tha. Pichhe se Meera aur Vyas itne najdik the ki dono ko phone ke dusri ore ki awaj bhi sunai de rahi thi. Bechara Neerav, wo to Paali ko manane me laga tha aur pichhe se ye dono bhi maza le rahe the...
Neerav jyada baat karne se achha phone rakhne me hi vishwas jataya aur jhatpat apne sath ho rahe Adam teasing ko band karte phone kaata… "Hey bhagwan din w din to Paali khatarnak hoti ja rahi"…
"Jaldi se ja kar mil le warna agli baar phone par tera muh na noch le kahin"… Pichhe se Meera hansti hui apni baat kahi…
Neerav:- Haan ja raha hun iss Sunday ko aur Monday morning wapas aaunga. In case class me na aa paun to tu topic poora cover kar lena...
Meera:- Pagal ja raha hai to 2-3 din ruk lena. Yahan ki chinta na kar. Hum 4 log ek ek din baant lenge topic ke liye... Kya samjha...
Neerav:- Yahi ki 2-3 din ki chutti leni hai. Waise ab chal kar class hi kar le... Sia didi to waise bhi nahi aayi...
Sabhi wahan se class chal diye. Second class break hone ke sath hi Meera, Neerav ko ekant me le kar chali. Dono aaram se ek bench par baithe... "Neero, ye workout nahi hoga. Som sir jab tak mere pass na honge, unki chahat na jagegi. Koi jugad"…
Neerav:- Sports…
Meera, gusse se Neerav ko ghurti... "No way"
Neerav:- Iss se jyada kuchh nahi kiya ja sakta.
Maara:- Haan thik hai samjh gayi…
Ek baar fir se sabhi class me the. Vyas isharon me hi jaan'ne ki kosis karne laga ki kya kuchh baat bani. Meera muskura kar haan me sehmati jata di. Bawra Vyas, aisa lag raha tha Sia ab jyada se jyada sath hogi, iss khyal se ek baar fir sudhh budhh kho diya aur bhari class me hi... "Yessss.. Woo hooo" karne laga...
Meera to Vyas ke dil ka haal janti thi aur uske iss expression ka galti se video bhi bana chuki thi, haan lekin baki ke poori class aur professor sabhi usse hi ghure ja rahe the.… "Such a joker"…
Riaz ke pass baithi ladki Mahira ne Vyas par tippni karti hui kahi Tabhi Riaz bench par khada ho gaya aur Mithun Da style, aage se kamar par hath, pichhe se sar par hath aur.. "ya dishhh.. ya dhishhh.. ya dhishhh.. dhishhh dhishh" chillate huye wo bhi nacha...
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Yaa huu yaahuu kya baat hai sia ke phone band kr dene se sad ho gya vyas pr meera ne samhal liya or Chhote Chhote tukdo me kya mind-blowing masti majak chla hai maza hi aa gya padh kr bhai superb update wonderfulUpdate:-48
Soni kaki tasveer khinchi aur bhag kar ek plate aur nasta lagati... "Vyas beta yahin nasta karte jao"… itna kah kar Soni kaki wahan se gayi aur Vyas, Meera ko ghurte... "Ye tumhari kaki aise behave kyun kar rahi thi"…
Meera bhi hansti hui hospital jane ke raat ki poori kahani bata di. Vyas apna bada sa muh kholte.…. "Katai khatarnaak aur utni hi kam akl niklogi, jarra bhi andaza nahi tha Meera. Chalo college chalen aur please abhi humare bare me.…."
Meera:- Kaisi baten karte ho jija ji jab tak official nahi hote tab tak mujhe kya pata kya chal raha hai...
Vyas:- Jija ji bhi kahna band kar do... Pata chala bhadi mehfil me bol gayi...
Meera:- Kosis karungi lekin gurantee nahi le sakti sambhalna to aap ko hi padega… aur haan main to Som sir milne jaungi... College ki jimmedari Neero par hai…
Vyas:- Bechara Neero... Kis chandaalni ke sath dosti kar liya...
Meera:- Har ek friend kamina hota hai ko thoda change kar dijiye jija ji.. har ek frined kamina ya kamini bhi ho sakti hai...
Vyas:- Khud ki tarif ka shukriya... Thik hai tum jao bade bhaiya se milne aur main chala college... Aur haan Meera best of luck...
Meera chahkti hui... "Thankooo jija ji"..
Vyas hanste huye usse "Hat pagal" kaha aur wahan se nikal gaya. Vyas wahan se nikal kar Asif ko call lagaya. Asif call pick karte… "Vyas main Kamil ke sath nikla hun. College me milta hun"…
Vyas:- Thik hai, lekin poore Lucknow me nahi motercycle ghumne lag jana, bade bhaiya ko kaam ho sakta hai...
Asif:- Phone rakh, kaam hoga to wo mhud call kar lenge mujhe.
Vyas:- Haan thik hai samjh gaya.
Call disconnect hua Asif ke pichhe Aqsa baithi, poori tarah se Asif se chipak kar uske kaan ke pass apne honth laati… "Asif dar se meri haalat patli ho rahi hai. Mere hath paun kaanp rahe. Kisi ko pata chal gaya to...."
Asif:- Pata chal gaya to Vyas aur Riaz kisliye hain.. ab darna chhodo aur jarra mood ko romantic banao…
Aqsa:- Dar dimag par haawi hai..
Ek mithi raat ke baad jab Asif ko pata chala ki Aqsa ka poora khandan hi alag-alag kaam se baahar gaya hai aur ghar me sirf Danish rah gaya tha, fir to Asif ne kisi tarah aaj sham tak Aqsa ko ghumane ke liye raaji kar liya tha. Waise dono ko pata tha ki Danish ek baar ghar se nikla to sidha khana khane hi aayega.
Aqsa haalanki sab set kar ke nikli thi. Pahle college ki extra class aur uske baad Jannat aur Nirali ke sath shopping. Haan lekin Aqsa ghar se aise pahli baar nikli thi. Sare intzam ke baad bhi usne poora burkha daala tha aur uske baad bhi kaleja jor-jor se dharak raha tha. Poora ek din Asif ke naam karne ke baad dono subah hi romantic mausam ka mijaj lene nikal gaye.
Pahle shahar se 25 km dur Dawa Sarif jane ka plan tha aur wahan se fir sidha Nawabganj Bird Sanctuary nikalte. Poore sham ke 7 baje tak wapas aane ka programme tha. Dono lovers 3-4 saal ke rishte me aaj pahli baar bike se kahin ghumne nikle the.
Vyas bhi call disconnect karne ke baad Riaz ko nukkad tak bulaya aur dono wahin se sath me nikle. Kaamil ko Vyas aur Riaz kewal jante the. Wo Asif ka koi dur ke rishte me aata tha. Dono bike par sawar, college chal diye. Vyas pichhe baitha kabhi apne dono hath se Riaz ko jakad leta to kabhi dono baanh failakar romantic song gaane lagta...
Riaz chilla kar usse galiyan dete, harkaton par lagaam lagaane kah to raha tha, lekin ek to bike par, upar se Vyas poora bawara bana... Ghanta sune. Parking me jab bike lag rahi thi tab bhi Vyas gaane hi gaa raha tha.
Dono bike se utre hi the ki tabhi samne se jo chali aa rahi thi. Vyas aur Riaz 2 baar aankh minj kar dekhne par majboor ho gaye. Tight denim jeans, jo poore curve ko dikha raha tha. Upar patli si tank top aur uske upar jacket. Gale me badi-badi haar, sar par hijab aur aankhon par bada sa chashma...
Poori stylish look deti wah ladki uss mahol me hahaakar macha rahi thi. Uske sath 10-12 ladke aur 5-6 ladkiyan thi. Wo sabhi uss ladki ke haath ke ishare par apni jagah khade rahe, aur wo ladki poore style me dono ke ore chal dee...
"Abe ye kya hai. Pahle to bomb thi ab atom bomb ho gayi hai. Lagta hai idhar hi fatne aa rahi hai"…
"Riaz tu hosh me rahna..."
"Poore hosh me hun Shashtri. Aakhir ek lambe arse baad mauka mil hi gaya"…
"Tu thoda shant rahna.. samjha.."
"Chhod chalte hain, ye najdik aa rahi hai aur mera para high ho raha hai"..
Wah ladki jab najdik aa rahi thi dono ne wahan se jane ka hi faisla kiya... Dono jaise hi wahan se nikalne lage... "Hey you moron... Kidhar bhag rahe"…
Riaz:- Issi moron ke pass roti hui aayi thi tu... Tab duniya ke sabse samjhdar hum hi the. Juban jarra sambhal kar Huma…
Huma:- Riaz tu bhi naaraj hai? Kya main tumhe hot na dikh rahi… line maarne ke bahane hi pyar se baat kar le...
Riaz:- Khubsurat ladkiyon ko dekhta hun, najren thodi baiman ho jati hai. Haan ek pyari si girlfriend ki khwaish bhi hai. Lekin kya karun Huma, chudail ko dekhne aur usse girlfriend banane ke bare me socha nahi abhi tak. Jab bahut hi bure din aayenge aur duniya ki sabhi ladki reject kar degi tab chudail ke bare me sochunga...
Huma:- Main kaise samjhaun, Vyas sun to..
Vyas:- Huma jo tujhe sahi laga wo tune kiya. Ab poorani baton ka koi matlab hai kya? Sorry wo kal mujhe chhedne ke chakkar me tera naam le liya tha dono ne...
Huma:- Sorry to mat bol Vyas... Riaz main aur kitna sorry kahun...
Vyas:- Huma tumhare log yahin dekh rahe hain. Tumhare bina hum kafi sukoon me hai, Isliye alag hi reh....
Huma:- Sale akdu ho teeno... Jaoge kahan, rahoge to campus me hi na... Akad nikalti hun main... Waise bata to de padh kya raha hai...
Riaz:- Bhai repist aur bahan jabardasti uss tak ladki pahunchane wali, issi ki case study kar rahe... Tere pass to practical anubhav hoga..
Huma:- Kamino... Issi ki ummid kiya tha maine.. Ab to dushmani hi sahi... Jab itne sorry ke baad bhi jo tum teeno mujhe bejjat karte rahte ho... To ab tum teeno bhi dekhna main kya karti hun..
Riaz:- Mera baap Zerul Imam… Mera hone wala sohar Aayan Khan. Mera hone wala sasur central cebinate me minority affair minister... Itna ka hi rona royegi na...
Huma:- Langdi taang kutaa sala, tabhi tujh par sabhi ladkiyan thuk kar chali jati hai??
Riaz:- Bewadi kahin ki... Baap nasha haram ka naara laga kar daru ki factory chalata hai aur beti nashedi... Corexy kahin ki... Jyada bol mat..
Vyas:- Bus karo tum dono.. Huma tu ja yahan se maaf kiya humne aur tu bhi hume maaf kar…
Huma:- Ab ek naye yug ka aarambh hoga Shashtri... Teri akad meri jonoon. Teri nafrat mera badla. Tera ahankar mera krodh. Main to yahan wapas se dosti ka haath bahdane aayi thi lekin issi jagah aaj main jung ka elaan karti hun...
Vyas:- Tujh par se south movie ka nasha ab tak na utra... Subah subah Sarrainodu dekh kar aa rahi hai kya?....
Huma:- Jo bhi ho baat mat kar Vyas, kyunki jung ka elaan ho gaya hai...
Riaz:- Bhag badboli kahin ki... Chal Vyas…
Dono chal diye. Thodi dur jaise hi aage badhe.... "Sach me ye issi campus me thi. Lagta hai parking me subah se intzar kar rahi thi"..
Vyas:- Kamine kal tum dono ne naam nahi liya hota to sab thik rahta. Chhod ab chalte hain..
Riaz:- Haan chhod to usse kab ka diya hai... Tune Zoya ke sath setting ke bare me kuchh socha ki nahi?
Vyas:- Chal pahli class ke baad baat karte hain…
Dono class me ghuse. Daurte bhagte Neerav bhi class me pahunch gaya. Teeno ja kar alag-alag bench pakad kar baith gaye. Class me professor ke entry ke purv bhagti daudti ek ladki pahunchi aur aa kar sidha Riaz ke pass baith gayi. Aane ke sath hi usne hijab ka parda uthaya aur usse apne bag me rakhti... "Hi main Mahira hun"..
Riaz, chehra kinare kar ke ek jhalak dekha. Aankhon me jais dil chhap gaya tha. Apna hath aage badhate... "Riaz naam hai mera Mahi"..
Mahira:- What???
Riaz:- Mahira lamba naam lag raha tha, isliye Mahi kar diya…
Kuchh baten hona shuru hi hui thi ki tabhi class me professor aa gaye aur inki baaten band ho gayi. Class jab over hua Vyas bhagte huye canteen pahuncha. Jitne utsah ke sath canteen pahuncha, wahan pahunch kar utsah utna hi fika pad gaya. Sia canteen me nahi thi.
Vyas, Sia ko call laga diya. 3-4 baar poori ring hui uske baad phone hi switch off… Vyas chidh kar apna phone ko dekhte.… "Sale uska gussa tujh par hi na kisi din utar dun"….
Vyas chidha sa kuchh der tak apna phone dekhte raha.… "Pagal ladki, itna bhi khyal nahi ki ek baar call utha kar baat kar le... Jhalli... Nakhrili"… Vyas ka gussa rah-rah kar phoot raha tha… Itne me Riaz apne sahpathi Mahira ke sath pahuncha… "Ab ye kaun aunty ko pakad laya"
Mahira:- Excuse me...
Vyas:- Haan maaf kiya... Medical student ho ya madarsa me padh rahi…
Mahira:- Tum pagal ho kya?
Mahira uth kar wahan se chali gayi. Riaz, Vyas ko ghurte... "Kamine ghar na basne de mera"..
Vyas, Riaz ke hath pakad kar rokte... "Abe fir Zoya ka kya?"
Vyas:- Aag lage usse... Abhi sath padhne wali itni hasin ladki ka sath mil raha hai fir usse kaun puchhta hai?
Riaz, Mahira ke sath uske table par settle ho gaya. Baat karne ke lahje se aisa lag raha tha Riaz kuchh clarification de raha ho. Uski haalat dekh kar Vyas ki hansi nikal gayi. Fir achanak hi najar aas paas gayi. Kuchh ladke ladkiyan bada sa group banaye aapas me hansi mazak kar rahe the.
College start huye kuchh hi din huye the isliye seniors ki ragging bhi abhi badastur jari thi. Kuchh gf-bf ek dusre ka hath thame ghum rahe the.….. "Main, Asif, Riaz, Neerav, Sia, Meera, aur bhagwan ne chaha to Riaz ko bhi ye ladki pasand kar hi legi… fir parde par dikhne wale bade se college group ki tarah apna bhi bada sa friends and lovers ka bada sa group... Woooo hoooo … Woooo hoooo... Woo hoooo"
Wahan ke mahol ko dekh kar Vyas kuchh pyare khyal dil me laa raha tha aur aakhri ki umang, bekhayali me poora express karte itna tej "wooo hooo..." Kiya ki sabke bich aakarshan ka kendr ban gaya...
Bechara ek baar sabki najron se apni najar bhida kar matlab sabko ek baar dekha aur apni najren niche karte wahan se khiskne me hi apni bhalai samjha... Chup chap wahan se nikal kar bahar aaya hi tha ki Meera, Vyas ko pakad lee.… "Jija ji"…
Vyas chaunk kar Meera ke ore mudte... "Ae satkeli... Bus kar baba"…
Meera:- Aap ki saali upset hai...
Vyas:- Tumhare jija ji bhi upset hain lekin please ye jija sali ka rishta akele me nibha lena... Ek Riaz humari zindgi me kam tha jo tum Riaz ki female version ban rahi...
Meera:- Thik hai Vyas sir pahle aap hi bata do kyun upset ho...
Vyas:- Sia nahi aayi... Aur 4 baar call lagaya to phone switch off kar dee...
Meera:- Aaj college bunk kar gayi. Inki aadat Na gayi ab tak bunk karne ki...
Vyas:- Kya kah rahi ho, Sia classes bunk karti thi...
Meera:- Haan aur nahi to kya?
Vyas:- Aur Sia ke sweetos group...
Meera:- Ab chele chpatiyon ka kya hai Vyas sir... Gurumata ne kaha kuyen me kud jao to wo bhi kud jayenge...
Vyas:- Yaar aise kaise chalega. Hum dekhne ko vyakul rahe aur ye phone tak switch off kar le..
Meera:- Aap ka to conditional hai Vyas sir... Mera socho... Wo nisthur to sath padhta bhi nahi aur freelance job karta hai. Batao koi sthayi pata hi nahi…
Vyas:- Ooooo bechari... Haan tum par to musibaton ka pahad toota hai...
Meera:- Kuchh to jugad lagana padega Vyas sir.. Kuchh pukhta intzam...
Vyas:- Aaj sham combined study ke baad sochte hain ..
Meera:- Hum kyun sochne lage... Hum to pyar mohabbat karenge, sochne ke liye kisi aur ko lagaate hain…
Vyas:- Kise...
Meera:- Uss Neero ko pakdo... Batao main mari ja rahi thi Som sir se milne aur mujh se kah raha tha aaram se kuchh plan karte hain… To ab nibhaye jimmedari... Ussi me indirectly Sia didi aur Vyas jiju ka milna bhi add karwa dungi…
Vyas Meera ko upar se niche dekhte... "Tum sach kahi thi"
Meera:- Kya?
Vyas:- Friend kewal kamina nahi kamini bhi ho sakti hai…
Dono hasne lage aur dabe paun Neerav ke pass pahunch gaye. Neerav ka yahan class over hota tha to AIIMS me Paali ka. Aaj chunki Meera sath nahi thi isliye Neerav ne Paali ko call laga diya.
Udhar se Paali aur Akansha dono mil kar Neerav ka band bajane par tuli thi. Unka kahna tha Meera na hogi to wo call karga lekin Akansha ka kya jo Paali ke sath rahti hai. Selfish, aur naa jane kya-kya sun'ne ko mil raha tha.
Bechara Neerav ka chehra choota ho gaya. Idhar se bus jo Neerav bol raha tha... "Suno to.. main wo.. nahi wo baat nahi hai.. Akansha, Paali please… baby suno to.."…
Bus har 1 minute ke baad itna hi Neerav apne muh se nikaal raha tha. Pichhe se Meera aur Vyas itne najdik the ki dono ko phone ke dusri ore ki awaj bhi sunai de rahi thi. Bechara Neerav, wo to Paali ko manane me laga tha aur pichhe se ye dono bhi maza le rahe the...
Neerav jyada baat karne se achha phone rakhne me hi vishwas jataya aur jhatpat apne sath ho rahe Adam teasing ko band karte phone kaata… "Hey bhagwan din w din to Paali khatarnak hoti ja rahi"…
"Jaldi se ja kar mil le warna agli baar phone par tera muh na noch le kahin"… Pichhe se Meera hansti hui apni baat kahi…
Neerav:- Haan ja raha hun iss Sunday ko aur Monday morning wapas aaunga. In case class me na aa paun to tu topic poora cover kar lena...
Meera:- Pagal ja raha hai to 2-3 din ruk lena. Yahan ki chinta na kar. Hum 4 log ek ek din baant lenge topic ke liye... Kya samjha...
Neerav:- Yahi ki 2-3 din ki chutti leni hai. Waise ab chal kar class hi kar le... Sia didi to waise bhi nahi aayi...
Sabhi wahan se class chal diye. Second class break hone ke sath hi Meera, Neerav ko ekant me le kar chali. Dono aaram se ek bench par baithe... "Neero, ye workout nahi hoga. Som sir jab tak mere pass na honge, unki chahat na jagegi. Koi jugad"…
Neerav:- Sports…
Meera, gusse se Neerav ko ghurti... "No way"
Neerav:- Iss se jyada kuchh nahi kiya ja sakta.
Maara:- Haan thik hai samjh gayi…
Ek baar fir se sabhi class me the. Vyas isharon me hi jaan'ne ki kosis karne laga ki kya kuchh baat bani. Meera muskura kar haan me sehmati jata di. Bawra Vyas, aisa lag raha tha Sia ab jyada se jyada sath hogi, iss khyal se ek baar fir sudhh budhh kho diya aur bhari class me hi... "Yessss.. Woo hooo" karne laga...
Meera to Vyas ke dil ka haal janti thi aur uske iss expression ka galti se video bhi bana chuki thi, haan lekin baki ke poori class aur professor sabhi usse hi ghure ja rahe the.… "Such a joker"…
Riaz ke pass baithi ladki Mahira ne Vyas par tippni karti hui kahi Tabhi Riaz bench par khada ho gaya aur Mithun Da style, aage se kamar par hath, pichhe se sar par hath aur.. "ya dishhh.. ya dhishhh.. ya dhishhh.. dhishhh dhishh" chillate huye wo bhi nacha...
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Rangila update dostUpdate:-48
Soni kaki tasveer khinchi aur bhag kar ek plate aur nasta lagati... "Vyas beta yahin nasta karte jao"… itna kah kar Soni kaki wahan se gayi aur Vyas, Meera ko ghurte... "Ye tumhari kaki aise behave kyun kar rahi thi"…
Meera bhi hansti hui hospital jane ke raat ki poori kahani bata di. Vyas apna bada sa muh kholte.…. "Katai khatarnaak aur utni hi kam akl niklogi, jarra bhi andaza nahi tha Meera. Chalo college chalen aur please abhi humare bare me.…."
Meera:- Kaisi baten karte ho jija ji jab tak official nahi hote tab tak mujhe kya pata kya chal raha hai...
Vyas:- Jija ji bhi kahna band kar do... Pata chala bhadi mehfil me bol gayi...
Meera:- Kosis karungi lekin gurantee nahi le sakti sambhalna to aap ko hi padega… aur haan main to Som sir milne jaungi... College ki jimmedari Neero par hai…
Vyas:- Bechara Neero... Kis chandaalni ke sath dosti kar liya...
Meera:- Har ek friend kamina hota hai ko thoda change kar dijiye jija ji.. har ek frined kamina ya kamini bhi ho sakti hai...
Vyas:- Khud ki tarif ka shukriya... Thik hai tum jao bade bhaiya se milne aur main chala college... Aur haan Meera best of luck...
Meera chahkti hui... "Thankooo jija ji"..
Vyas hanste huye usse "Hat pagal" kaha aur wahan se nikal gaya. Vyas wahan se nikal kar Asif ko call lagaya. Asif call pick karte… "Vyas main Kamil ke sath nikla hun. College me milta hun"…
Vyas:- Thik hai, lekin poore Lucknow me nahi motercycle ghumne lag jana, bade bhaiya ko kaam ho sakta hai...
Asif:- Phone rakh, kaam hoga to wo mhud call kar lenge mujhe.
Vyas:- Haan thik hai samjh gaya.
Call disconnect hua Asif ke pichhe Aqsa baithi, poori tarah se Asif se chipak kar uske kaan ke pass apne honth laati… "Asif dar se meri haalat patli ho rahi hai. Mere hath paun kaanp rahe. Kisi ko pata chal gaya to...."
Asif:- Pata chal gaya to Vyas aur Riaz kisliye hain.. ab darna chhodo aur jarra mood ko romantic banao…
Aqsa:- Dar dimag par haawi hai..
Ek mithi raat ke baad jab Asif ko pata chala ki Aqsa ka poora khandan hi alag-alag kaam se baahar gaya hai aur ghar me sirf Danish rah gaya tha, fir to Asif ne kisi tarah aaj sham tak Aqsa ko ghumane ke liye raaji kar liya tha. Waise dono ko pata tha ki Danish ek baar ghar se nikla to sidha khana khane hi aayega.
Aqsa haalanki sab set kar ke nikli thi. Pahle college ki extra class aur uske baad Jannat aur Nirali ke sath shopping. Haan lekin Aqsa ghar se aise pahli baar nikli thi. Sare intzam ke baad bhi usne poora burkha daala tha aur uske baad bhi kaleja jor-jor se dharak raha tha. Poora ek din Asif ke naam karne ke baad dono subah hi romantic mausam ka mijaj lene nikal gaye.
Pahle shahar se 25 km dur Dawa Sarif jane ka plan tha aur wahan se fir sidha Nawabganj Bird Sanctuary nikalte. Poore sham ke 7 baje tak wapas aane ka programme tha. Dono lovers 3-4 saal ke rishte me aaj pahli baar bike se kahin ghumne nikle the.
Vyas bhi call disconnect karne ke baad Riaz ko nukkad tak bulaya aur dono wahin se sath me nikle. Kaamil ko Vyas aur Riaz kewal jante the. Wo Asif ka koi dur ke rishte me aata tha. Dono bike par sawar, college chal diye. Vyas pichhe baitha kabhi apne dono hath se Riaz ko jakad leta to kabhi dono baanh failakar romantic song gaane lagta...
Riaz chilla kar usse galiyan dete, harkaton par lagaam lagaane kah to raha tha, lekin ek to bike par, upar se Vyas poora bawara bana... Ghanta sune. Parking me jab bike lag rahi thi tab bhi Vyas gaane hi gaa raha tha.
Dono bike se utre hi the ki tabhi samne se jo chali aa rahi thi. Vyas aur Riaz 2 baar aankh minj kar dekhne par majboor ho gaye. Tight denim jeans, jo poore curve ko dikha raha tha. Upar patli si tank top aur uske upar jacket. Gale me badi-badi haar, sar par hijab aur aankhon par bada sa chashma...
Poori stylish look deti wah ladki uss mahol me hahaakar macha rahi thi. Uske sath 10-12 ladke aur 5-6 ladkiyan thi. Wo sabhi uss ladki ke haath ke ishare par apni jagah khade rahe, aur wo ladki poore style me dono ke ore chal dee...
"Abe ye kya hai. Pahle to bomb thi ab atom bomb ho gayi hai. Lagta hai idhar hi fatne aa rahi hai"…
"Riaz tu hosh me rahna..."
"Poore hosh me hun Shashtri. Aakhir ek lambe arse baad mauka mil hi gaya"…
"Tu thoda shant rahna.. samjha.."
"Chhod chalte hain, ye najdik aa rahi hai aur mera para high ho raha hai"..
Wah ladki jab najdik aa rahi thi dono ne wahan se jane ka hi faisla kiya... Dono jaise hi wahan se nikalne lage... "Hey you moron... Kidhar bhag rahe"…
Riaz:- Issi moron ke pass roti hui aayi thi tu... Tab duniya ke sabse samjhdar hum hi the. Juban jarra sambhal kar Huma…
Huma:- Riaz tu bhi naaraj hai? Kya main tumhe hot na dikh rahi… line maarne ke bahane hi pyar se baat kar le...
Riaz:- Khubsurat ladkiyon ko dekhta hun, najren thodi baiman ho jati hai. Haan ek pyari si girlfriend ki khwaish bhi hai. Lekin kya karun Huma, chudail ko dekhne aur usse girlfriend banane ke bare me socha nahi abhi tak. Jab bahut hi bure din aayenge aur duniya ki sabhi ladki reject kar degi tab chudail ke bare me sochunga...
Huma:- Main kaise samjhaun, Vyas sun to..
Vyas:- Huma jo tujhe sahi laga wo tune kiya. Ab poorani baton ka koi matlab hai kya? Sorry wo kal mujhe chhedne ke chakkar me tera naam le liya tha dono ne...
Huma:- Sorry to mat bol Vyas... Riaz main aur kitna sorry kahun...
Vyas:- Huma tumhare log yahin dekh rahe hain. Tumhare bina hum kafi sukoon me hai, Isliye alag hi reh....
Huma:- Sale akdu ho teeno... Jaoge kahan, rahoge to campus me hi na... Akad nikalti hun main... Waise bata to de padh kya raha hai...
Riaz:- Bhai repist aur bahan jabardasti uss tak ladki pahunchane wali, issi ki case study kar rahe... Tere pass to practical anubhav hoga..
Huma:- Kamino... Issi ki ummid kiya tha maine.. Ab to dushmani hi sahi... Jab itne sorry ke baad bhi jo tum teeno mujhe bejjat karte rahte ho... To ab tum teeno bhi dekhna main kya karti hun..
Riaz:- Mera baap Zerul Imam… Mera hone wala sohar Aayan Khan. Mera hone wala sasur central cebinate me minority affair minister... Itna ka hi rona royegi na...
Huma:- Langdi taang kutaa sala, tabhi tujh par sabhi ladkiyan thuk kar chali jati hai??
Riaz:- Bewadi kahin ki... Baap nasha haram ka naara laga kar daru ki factory chalata hai aur beti nashedi... Corexy kahin ki... Jyada bol mat..
Vyas:- Bus karo tum dono.. Huma tu ja yahan se maaf kiya humne aur tu bhi hume maaf kar…
Huma:- Ab ek naye yug ka aarambh hoga Shashtri... Teri akad meri jonoon. Teri nafrat mera badla. Tera ahankar mera krodh. Main to yahan wapas se dosti ka haath bahdane aayi thi lekin issi jagah aaj main jung ka elaan karti hun...
Vyas:- Tujh par se south movie ka nasha ab tak na utra... Subah subah Sarrainodu dekh kar aa rahi hai kya?....
Huma:- Jo bhi ho baat mat kar Vyas, kyunki jung ka elaan ho gaya hai...
Riaz:- Bhag badboli kahin ki... Chal Vyas…
Dono chal diye. Thodi dur jaise hi aage badhe.... "Sach me ye issi campus me thi. Lagta hai parking me subah se intzar kar rahi thi"..
Vyas:- Kamine kal tum dono ne naam nahi liya hota to sab thik rahta. Chhod ab chalte hain..
Riaz:- Haan chhod to usse kab ka diya hai... Tune Zoya ke sath setting ke bare me kuchh socha ki nahi?
Vyas:- Chal pahli class ke baad baat karte hain…
Dono class me ghuse. Daurte bhagte Neerav bhi class me pahunch gaya. Teeno ja kar alag-alag bench pakad kar baith gaye. Class me professor ke entry ke purv bhagti daudti ek ladki pahunchi aur aa kar sidha Riaz ke pass baith gayi. Aane ke sath hi usne hijab ka parda uthaya aur usse apne bag me rakhti... "Hi main Mahira hun"..
Riaz, chehra kinare kar ke ek jhalak dekha. Aankhon me jais dil chhap gaya tha. Apna hath aage badhate... "Riaz naam hai mera Mahi"..
Mahira:- What???
Riaz:- Mahira lamba naam lag raha tha, isliye Mahi kar diya…
Kuchh baten hona shuru hi hui thi ki tabhi class me professor aa gaye aur inki baaten band ho gayi. Class jab over hua Vyas bhagte huye canteen pahuncha. Jitne utsah ke sath canteen pahuncha, wahan pahunch kar utsah utna hi fika pad gaya. Sia canteen me nahi thi.
Vyas, Sia ko call laga diya. 3-4 baar poori ring hui uske baad phone hi switch off… Vyas chidh kar apna phone ko dekhte.… "Sale uska gussa tujh par hi na kisi din utar dun"….
Vyas chidha sa kuchh der tak apna phone dekhte raha.… "Pagal ladki, itna bhi khyal nahi ki ek baar call utha kar baat kar le... Jhalli... Nakhrili"… Vyas ka gussa rah-rah kar phoot raha tha… Itne me Riaz apne sahpathi Mahira ke sath pahuncha… "Ab ye kaun aunty ko pakad laya"
Mahira:- Excuse me...
Vyas:- Haan maaf kiya... Medical student ho ya madarsa me padh rahi…
Mahira:- Tum pagal ho kya?
Mahira uth kar wahan se chali gayi. Riaz, Vyas ko ghurte... "Kamine ghar na basne de mera"..
Vyas, Riaz ke hath pakad kar rokte... "Abe fir Zoya ka kya?"
Vyas:- Aag lage usse... Abhi sath padhne wali itni hasin ladki ka sath mil raha hai fir usse kaun puchhta hai?
Riaz, Mahira ke sath uske table par settle ho gaya. Baat karne ke lahje se aisa lag raha tha Riaz kuchh clarification de raha ho. Uski haalat dekh kar Vyas ki hansi nikal gayi. Fir achanak hi najar aas paas gayi. Kuchh ladke ladkiyan bada sa group banaye aapas me hansi mazak kar rahe the.
College start huye kuchh hi din huye the isliye seniors ki ragging bhi abhi badastur jari thi. Kuchh gf-bf ek dusre ka hath thame ghum rahe the.….. "Main, Asif, Riaz, Neerav, Sia, Meera, aur bhagwan ne chaha to Riaz ko bhi ye ladki pasand kar hi legi… fir parde par dikhne wale bade se college group ki tarah apna bhi bada sa friends and lovers ka bada sa group... Woooo hoooo … Woooo hoooo... Woo hoooo"
Wahan ke mahol ko dekh kar Vyas kuchh pyare khyal dil me laa raha tha aur aakhri ki umang, bekhayali me poora express karte itna tej "wooo hooo..." Kiya ki sabke bich aakarshan ka kendr ban gaya...
Bechara ek baar sabki najron se apni najar bhida kar matlab sabko ek baar dekha aur apni najren niche karte wahan se khiskne me hi apni bhalai samjha... Chup chap wahan se nikal kar bahar aaya hi tha ki Meera, Vyas ko pakad lee.… "Jija ji"…
Vyas chaunk kar Meera ke ore mudte... "Ae satkeli... Bus kar baba"…
Meera:- Aap ki saali upset hai...
Vyas:- Tumhare jija ji bhi upset hain lekin please ye jija sali ka rishta akele me nibha lena... Ek Riaz humari zindgi me kam tha jo tum Riaz ki female version ban rahi...
Meera:- Thik hai Vyas sir pahle aap hi bata do kyun upset ho...
Vyas:- Sia nahi aayi... Aur 4 baar call lagaya to phone switch off kar dee...
Meera:- Aaj college bunk kar gayi. Inki aadat Na gayi ab tak bunk karne ki...
Vyas:- Kya kah rahi ho, Sia classes bunk karti thi...
Meera:- Haan aur nahi to kya?
Vyas:- Aur Sia ke sweetos group...
Meera:- Ab chele chpatiyon ka kya hai Vyas sir... Gurumata ne kaha kuyen me kud jao to wo bhi kud jayenge...
Vyas:- Yaar aise kaise chalega. Hum dekhne ko vyakul rahe aur ye phone tak switch off kar le..
Meera:- Aap ka to conditional hai Vyas sir... Mera socho... Wo nisthur to sath padhta bhi nahi aur freelance job karta hai. Batao koi sthayi pata hi nahi…
Vyas:- Ooooo bechari... Haan tum par to musibaton ka pahad toota hai...
Meera:- Kuchh to jugad lagana padega Vyas sir.. Kuchh pukhta intzam...
Vyas:- Aaj sham combined study ke baad sochte hain ..
Meera:- Hum kyun sochne lage... Hum to pyar mohabbat karenge, sochne ke liye kisi aur ko lagaate hain…
Vyas:- Kise...
Meera:- Uss Neero ko pakdo... Batao main mari ja rahi thi Som sir se milne aur mujh se kah raha tha aaram se kuchh plan karte hain… To ab nibhaye jimmedari... Ussi me indirectly Sia didi aur Vyas jiju ka milna bhi add karwa dungi…
Vyas Meera ko upar se niche dekhte... "Tum sach kahi thi"
Meera:- Kya?
Vyas:- Friend kewal kamina nahi kamini bhi ho sakti hai…
Dono hasne lage aur dabe paun Neerav ke pass pahunch gaye. Neerav ka yahan class over hota tha to AIIMS me Paali ka. Aaj chunki Meera sath nahi thi isliye Neerav ne Paali ko call laga diya.
Udhar se Paali aur Akansha dono mil kar Neerav ka band bajane par tuli thi. Unka kahna tha Meera na hogi to wo call karga lekin Akansha ka kya jo Paali ke sath rahti hai. Selfish, aur naa jane kya-kya sun'ne ko mil raha tha.
Bechara Neerav ka chehra choota ho gaya. Idhar se bus jo Neerav bol raha tha... "Suno to.. main wo.. nahi wo baat nahi hai.. Akansha, Paali please… baby suno to.."…
Bus har 1 minute ke baad itna hi Neerav apne muh se nikaal raha tha. Pichhe se Meera aur Vyas itne najdik the ki dono ko phone ke dusri ore ki awaj bhi sunai de rahi thi. Bechara Neerav, wo to Paali ko manane me laga tha aur pichhe se ye dono bhi maza le rahe the...
Neerav jyada baat karne se achha phone rakhne me hi vishwas jataya aur jhatpat apne sath ho rahe Adam teasing ko band karte phone kaata… "Hey bhagwan din w din to Paali khatarnak hoti ja rahi"…
"Jaldi se ja kar mil le warna agli baar phone par tera muh na noch le kahin"… Pichhe se Meera hansti hui apni baat kahi…
Neerav:- Haan ja raha hun iss Sunday ko aur Monday morning wapas aaunga. In case class me na aa paun to tu topic poora cover kar lena...
Meera:- Pagal ja raha hai to 2-3 din ruk lena. Yahan ki chinta na kar. Hum 4 log ek ek din baant lenge topic ke liye... Kya samjha...
Neerav:- Yahi ki 2-3 din ki chutti leni hai. Waise ab chal kar class hi kar le... Sia didi to waise bhi nahi aayi...
Sabhi wahan se class chal diye. Second class break hone ke sath hi Meera, Neerav ko ekant me le kar chali. Dono aaram se ek bench par baithe... "Neero, ye workout nahi hoga. Som sir jab tak mere pass na honge, unki chahat na jagegi. Koi jugad"…
Neerav:- Sports…
Meera, gusse se Neerav ko ghurti... "No way"
Neerav:- Iss se jyada kuchh nahi kiya ja sakta.
Maara:- Haan thik hai samjh gayi…
Ek baar fir se sabhi class me the. Vyas isharon me hi jaan'ne ki kosis karne laga ki kya kuchh baat bani. Meera muskura kar haan me sehmati jata di. Bawra Vyas, aisa lag raha tha Sia ab jyada se jyada sath hogi, iss khyal se ek baar fir sudhh budhh kho diya aur bhari class me hi... "Yessss.. Woo hooo" karne laga...
Meera to Vyas ke dil ka haal janti thi aur uske iss expression ka galti se video bhi bana chuki thi, haan lekin baki ke poori class aur professor sabhi usse hi ghure ja rahe the.… "Such a joker"…
Riaz ke pass baithi ladki Mahira ne Vyas par tippni karti hui kahi Tabhi Riaz bench par khada ho gaya aur Mithun Da style, aage se kamar par hath, pichhe se sar par hath aur.. "ya dishhh.. ya dhishhh.. ya dhishhh.. dhishhh dhishh" chillate huye wo bhi nacha...
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Sahi hai bhai Har ek friend kamina Ya kamini hoti hai to jija shali ke nok jhok ko Jabardast Injoy kiya bhai Vahi asif miya nikal liye Som ki bike leke apni madam ko ek pyar bhara Haseen din bnane riaz ne bhi nyi ladki ko dekh kr lattu Ho gya parking lot me huma se bhi mulakat Ho gyi aai to thi jo inka hi intjar kr rhi thi pahle to mafi mangi fir baad me mukke laat vali baat ho gyi...Update:-48
Soni kaki tasveer khinchi aur bhag kar ek plate aur nasta lagati... "Vyas beta yahin nasta karte jao"… itna kah kar Soni kaki wahan se gayi aur Vyas, Meera ko ghurte... "Ye tumhari kaki aise behave kyun kar rahi thi"…
Meera bhi hansti hui hospital jane ke raat ki poori kahani bata di. Vyas apna bada sa muh kholte.…. "Katai khatarnaak aur utni hi kam akl niklogi, jarra bhi andaza nahi tha Meera. Chalo college chalen aur please abhi humare bare me.…."
Meera:- Kaisi baten karte ho jija ji jab tak official nahi hote tab tak mujhe kya pata kya chal raha hai...
Vyas:- Jija ji bhi kahna band kar do... Pata chala bhadi mehfil me bol gayi...
Meera:- Kosis karungi lekin gurantee nahi le sakti sambhalna to aap ko hi padega… aur haan main to Som sir milne jaungi... College ki jimmedari Neero par hai…
Vyas:- Bechara Neero... Kis chandaalni ke sath dosti kar liya...
Meera:- Har ek friend kamina hota hai ko thoda change kar dijiye jija ji.. har ek frined kamina ya kamini bhi ho sakti hai...
Vyas:- Khud ki tarif ka shukriya... Thik hai tum jao bade bhaiya se milne aur main chala college... Aur haan Meera best of luck...
Meera chahkti hui... "Thankooo jija ji"..
Vyas hanste huye usse "Hat pagal" kaha aur wahan se nikal gaya. Vyas wahan se nikal kar Asif ko call lagaya. Asif call pick karte… "Vyas main Kamil ke sath nikla hun. College me milta hun"…
Vyas:- Thik hai, lekin poore Lucknow me nahi motercycle ghumne lag jana, bade bhaiya ko kaam ho sakta hai...
Asif:- Phone rakh, kaam hoga to wo mhud call kar lenge mujhe.
Vyas:- Haan thik hai samjh gaya.
Call disconnect hua Asif ke pichhe Aqsa baithi, poori tarah se Asif se chipak kar uske kaan ke pass apne honth laati… "Asif dar se meri haalat patli ho rahi hai. Mere hath paun kaanp rahe. Kisi ko pata chal gaya to...."
Asif:- Pata chal gaya to Vyas aur Riaz kisliye hain.. ab darna chhodo aur jarra mood ko romantic banao…
Aqsa:- Dar dimag par haawi hai..
Ek mithi raat ke baad jab Asif ko pata chala ki Aqsa ka poora khandan hi alag-alag kaam se baahar gaya hai aur ghar me sirf Danish rah gaya tha, fir to Asif ne kisi tarah aaj sham tak Aqsa ko ghumane ke liye raaji kar liya tha. Waise dono ko pata tha ki Danish ek baar ghar se nikla to sidha khana khane hi aayega.
Aqsa haalanki sab set kar ke nikli thi. Pahle college ki extra class aur uske baad Jannat aur Nirali ke sath shopping. Haan lekin Aqsa ghar se aise pahli baar nikli thi. Sare intzam ke baad bhi usne poora burkha daala tha aur uske baad bhi kaleja jor-jor se dharak raha tha. Poora ek din Asif ke naam karne ke baad dono subah hi romantic mausam ka mijaj lene nikal gaye.
Pahle shahar se 25 km dur Dawa Sarif jane ka plan tha aur wahan se fir sidha Nawabganj Bird Sanctuary nikalte. Poore sham ke 7 baje tak wapas aane ka programme tha. Dono lovers 3-4 saal ke rishte me aaj pahli baar bike se kahin ghumne nikle the.
Vyas bhi call disconnect karne ke baad Riaz ko nukkad tak bulaya aur dono wahin se sath me nikle. Kaamil ko Vyas aur Riaz kewal jante the. Wo Asif ka koi dur ke rishte me aata tha. Dono bike par sawar, college chal diye. Vyas pichhe baitha kabhi apne dono hath se Riaz ko jakad leta to kabhi dono baanh failakar romantic song gaane lagta...
Riaz chilla kar usse galiyan dete, harkaton par lagaam lagaane kah to raha tha, lekin ek to bike par, upar se Vyas poora bawara bana... Ghanta sune. Parking me jab bike lag rahi thi tab bhi Vyas gaane hi gaa raha tha.
Dono bike se utre hi the ki tabhi samne se jo chali aa rahi thi. Vyas aur Riaz 2 baar aankh minj kar dekhne par majboor ho gaye. Tight denim jeans, jo poore curve ko dikha raha tha. Upar patli si tank top aur uske upar jacket. Gale me badi-badi haar, sar par hijab aur aankhon par bada sa chashma...
Poori stylish look deti wah ladki uss mahol me hahaakar macha rahi thi. Uske sath 10-12 ladke aur 5-6 ladkiyan thi. Wo sabhi uss ladki ke haath ke ishare par apni jagah khade rahe, aur wo ladki poore style me dono ke ore chal dee...
"Abe ye kya hai. Pahle to bomb thi ab atom bomb ho gayi hai. Lagta hai idhar hi fatne aa rahi hai"…
"Riaz tu hosh me rahna..."
"Poore hosh me hun Shashtri. Aakhir ek lambe arse baad mauka mil hi gaya"…
"Tu thoda shant rahna.. samjha.."
"Chhod chalte hain, ye najdik aa rahi hai aur mera para high ho raha hai"..
Wah ladki jab najdik aa rahi thi dono ne wahan se jane ka hi faisla kiya... Dono jaise hi wahan se nikalne lage... "Hey you moron... Kidhar bhag rahe"…
Riaz:- Issi moron ke pass roti hui aayi thi tu... Tab duniya ke sabse samjhdar hum hi the. Juban jarra sambhal kar Huma…
Huma:- Riaz tu bhi naaraj hai? Kya main tumhe hot na dikh rahi… line maarne ke bahane hi pyar se baat kar le...
Riaz:- Khubsurat ladkiyon ko dekhta hun, najren thodi baiman ho jati hai. Haan ek pyari si girlfriend ki khwaish bhi hai. Lekin kya karun Huma, chudail ko dekhne aur usse girlfriend banane ke bare me socha nahi abhi tak. Jab bahut hi bure din aayenge aur duniya ki sabhi ladki reject kar degi tab chudail ke bare me sochunga...
Huma:- Main kaise samjhaun, Vyas sun to..
Vyas:- Huma jo tujhe sahi laga wo tune kiya. Ab poorani baton ka koi matlab hai kya? Sorry wo kal mujhe chhedne ke chakkar me tera naam le liya tha dono ne...
Huma:- Sorry to mat bol Vyas... Riaz main aur kitna sorry kahun...
Vyas:- Huma tumhare log yahin dekh rahe hain. Tumhare bina hum kafi sukoon me hai, Isliye alag hi reh....
Huma:- Sale akdu ho teeno... Jaoge kahan, rahoge to campus me hi na... Akad nikalti hun main... Waise bata to de padh kya raha hai...
Riaz:- Bhai repist aur bahan jabardasti uss tak ladki pahunchane wali, issi ki case study kar rahe... Tere pass to practical anubhav hoga..
Huma:- Kamino... Issi ki ummid kiya tha maine.. Ab to dushmani hi sahi... Jab itne sorry ke baad bhi jo tum teeno mujhe bejjat karte rahte ho... To ab tum teeno bhi dekhna main kya karti hun..
Riaz:- Mera baap Zerul Imam… Mera hone wala sohar Aayan Khan. Mera hone wala sasur central cebinate me minority affair minister... Itna ka hi rona royegi na...
Huma:- Langdi taang kutaa sala, tabhi tujh par sabhi ladkiyan thuk kar chali jati hai??
Riaz:- Bewadi kahin ki... Baap nasha haram ka naara laga kar daru ki factory chalata hai aur beti nashedi... Corexy kahin ki... Jyada bol mat..
Vyas:- Bus karo tum dono.. Huma tu ja yahan se maaf kiya humne aur tu bhi hume maaf kar…
Huma:- Ab ek naye yug ka aarambh hoga Shashtri... Teri akad meri jonoon. Teri nafrat mera badla. Tera ahankar mera krodh. Main to yahan wapas se dosti ka haath bahdane aayi thi lekin issi jagah aaj main jung ka elaan karti hun...
Vyas:- Tujh par se south movie ka nasha ab tak na utra... Subah subah Sarrainodu dekh kar aa rahi hai kya?....
Huma:- Jo bhi ho baat mat kar Vyas, kyunki jung ka elaan ho gaya hai...
Riaz:- Bhag badboli kahin ki... Chal Vyas…
Dono chal diye. Thodi dur jaise hi aage badhe.... "Sach me ye issi campus me thi. Lagta hai parking me subah se intzar kar rahi thi"..
Vyas:- Kamine kal tum dono ne naam nahi liya hota to sab thik rahta. Chhod ab chalte hain..
Riaz:- Haan chhod to usse kab ka diya hai... Tune Zoya ke sath setting ke bare me kuchh socha ki nahi?
Vyas:- Chal pahli class ke baad baat karte hain…
Dono class me ghuse. Daurte bhagte Neerav bhi class me pahunch gaya. Teeno ja kar alag-alag bench pakad kar baith gaye. Class me professor ke entry ke purv bhagti daudti ek ladki pahunchi aur aa kar sidha Riaz ke pass baith gayi. Aane ke sath hi usne hijab ka parda uthaya aur usse apne bag me rakhti... "Hi main Mahira hun"..
Riaz, chehra kinare kar ke ek jhalak dekha. Aankhon me jais dil chhap gaya tha. Apna hath aage badhate... "Riaz naam hai mera Mahi"..
Mahira:- What???
Riaz:- Mahira lamba naam lag raha tha, isliye Mahi kar diya…
Kuchh baten hona shuru hi hui thi ki tabhi class me professor aa gaye aur inki baaten band ho gayi. Class jab over hua Vyas bhagte huye canteen pahuncha. Jitne utsah ke sath canteen pahuncha, wahan pahunch kar utsah utna hi fika pad gaya. Sia canteen me nahi thi.
Vyas, Sia ko call laga diya. 3-4 baar poori ring hui uske baad phone hi switch off… Vyas chidh kar apna phone ko dekhte.… "Sale uska gussa tujh par hi na kisi din utar dun"….
Vyas chidha sa kuchh der tak apna phone dekhte raha.… "Pagal ladki, itna bhi khyal nahi ki ek baar call utha kar baat kar le... Jhalli... Nakhrili"… Vyas ka gussa rah-rah kar phoot raha tha… Itne me Riaz apne sahpathi Mahira ke sath pahuncha… "Ab ye kaun aunty ko pakad laya"
Mahira:- Excuse me...
Vyas:- Haan maaf kiya... Medical student ho ya madarsa me padh rahi…
Mahira:- Tum pagal ho kya?
Mahira uth kar wahan se chali gayi. Riaz, Vyas ko ghurte... "Kamine ghar na basne de mera"..
Vyas, Riaz ke hath pakad kar rokte... "Abe fir Zoya ka kya?"
Vyas:- Aag lage usse... Abhi sath padhne wali itni hasin ladki ka sath mil raha hai fir usse kaun puchhta hai?
Riaz, Mahira ke sath uske table par settle ho gaya. Baat karne ke lahje se aisa lag raha tha Riaz kuchh clarification de raha ho. Uski haalat dekh kar Vyas ki hansi nikal gayi. Fir achanak hi najar aas paas gayi. Kuchh ladke ladkiyan bada sa group banaye aapas me hansi mazak kar rahe the.
College start huye kuchh hi din huye the isliye seniors ki ragging bhi abhi badastur jari thi. Kuchh gf-bf ek dusre ka hath thame ghum rahe the.….. "Main, Asif, Riaz, Neerav, Sia, Meera, aur bhagwan ne chaha to Riaz ko bhi ye ladki pasand kar hi legi… fir parde par dikhne wale bade se college group ki tarah apna bhi bada sa friends and lovers ka bada sa group... Woooo hoooo … Woooo hoooo... Woo hoooo"
Wahan ke mahol ko dekh kar Vyas kuchh pyare khyal dil me laa raha tha aur aakhri ki umang, bekhayali me poora express karte itna tej "wooo hooo..." Kiya ki sabke bich aakarshan ka kendr ban gaya...
Bechara ek baar sabki najron se apni najar bhida kar matlab sabko ek baar dekha aur apni najren niche karte wahan se khiskne me hi apni bhalai samjha... Chup chap wahan se nikal kar bahar aaya hi tha ki Meera, Vyas ko pakad lee.… "Jija ji"…
Vyas chaunk kar Meera ke ore mudte... "Ae satkeli... Bus kar baba"…
Meera:- Aap ki saali upset hai...
Vyas:- Tumhare jija ji bhi upset hain lekin please ye jija sali ka rishta akele me nibha lena... Ek Riaz humari zindgi me kam tha jo tum Riaz ki female version ban rahi...
Meera:- Thik hai Vyas sir pahle aap hi bata do kyun upset ho...
Vyas:- Sia nahi aayi... Aur 4 baar call lagaya to phone switch off kar dee...
Meera:- Aaj college bunk kar gayi. Inki aadat Na gayi ab tak bunk karne ki...
Vyas:- Kya kah rahi ho, Sia classes bunk karti thi...
Meera:- Haan aur nahi to kya?
Vyas:- Aur Sia ke sweetos group...
Meera:- Ab chele chpatiyon ka kya hai Vyas sir... Gurumata ne kaha kuyen me kud jao to wo bhi kud jayenge...
Vyas:- Yaar aise kaise chalega. Hum dekhne ko vyakul rahe aur ye phone tak switch off kar le..
Meera:- Aap ka to conditional hai Vyas sir... Mera socho... Wo nisthur to sath padhta bhi nahi aur freelance job karta hai. Batao koi sthayi pata hi nahi…
Vyas:- Ooooo bechari... Haan tum par to musibaton ka pahad toota hai...
Meera:- Kuchh to jugad lagana padega Vyas sir.. Kuchh pukhta intzam...
Vyas:- Aaj sham combined study ke baad sochte hain ..
Meera:- Hum kyun sochne lage... Hum to pyar mohabbat karenge, sochne ke liye kisi aur ko lagaate hain…
Vyas:- Kise...
Meera:- Uss Neero ko pakdo... Batao main mari ja rahi thi Som sir se milne aur mujh se kah raha tha aaram se kuchh plan karte hain… To ab nibhaye jimmedari... Ussi me indirectly Sia didi aur Vyas jiju ka milna bhi add karwa dungi…
Vyas Meera ko upar se niche dekhte... "Tum sach kahi thi"
Meera:- Kya?
Vyas:- Friend kewal kamina nahi kamini bhi ho sakti hai…
Dono hasne lage aur dabe paun Neerav ke pass pahunch gaye. Neerav ka yahan class over hota tha to AIIMS me Paali ka. Aaj chunki Meera sath nahi thi isliye Neerav ne Paali ko call laga diya.
Udhar se Paali aur Akansha dono mil kar Neerav ka band bajane par tuli thi. Unka kahna tha Meera na hogi to wo call karga lekin Akansha ka kya jo Paali ke sath rahti hai. Selfish, aur naa jane kya-kya sun'ne ko mil raha tha.
Bechara Neerav ka chehra choota ho gaya. Idhar se bus jo Neerav bol raha tha... "Suno to.. main wo.. nahi wo baat nahi hai.. Akansha, Paali please… baby suno to.."…
Bus har 1 minute ke baad itna hi Neerav apne muh se nikaal raha tha. Pichhe se Meera aur Vyas itne najdik the ki dono ko phone ke dusri ore ki awaj bhi sunai de rahi thi. Bechara Neerav, wo to Paali ko manane me laga tha aur pichhe se ye dono bhi maza le rahe the...
Neerav jyada baat karne se achha phone rakhne me hi vishwas jataya aur jhatpat apne sath ho rahe Adam teasing ko band karte phone kaata… "Hey bhagwan din w din to Paali khatarnak hoti ja rahi"…
"Jaldi se ja kar mil le warna agli baar phone par tera muh na noch le kahin"… Pichhe se Meera hansti hui apni baat kahi…
Neerav:- Haan ja raha hun iss Sunday ko aur Monday morning wapas aaunga. In case class me na aa paun to tu topic poora cover kar lena...
Meera:- Pagal ja raha hai to 2-3 din ruk lena. Yahan ki chinta na kar. Hum 4 log ek ek din baant lenge topic ke liye... Kya samjha...
Neerav:- Yahi ki 2-3 din ki chutti leni hai. Waise ab chal kar class hi kar le... Sia didi to waise bhi nahi aayi...
Sabhi wahan se class chal diye. Second class break hone ke sath hi Meera, Neerav ko ekant me le kar chali. Dono aaram se ek bench par baithe... "Neero, ye workout nahi hoga. Som sir jab tak mere pass na honge, unki chahat na jagegi. Koi jugad"…
Neerav:- Sports…
Meera, gusse se Neerav ko ghurti... "No way"
Neerav:- Iss se jyada kuchh nahi kiya ja sakta.
Maara:- Haan thik hai samjh gayi…
Ek baar fir se sabhi class me the. Vyas isharon me hi jaan'ne ki kosis karne laga ki kya kuchh baat bani. Meera muskura kar haan me sehmati jata di. Bawra Vyas, aisa lag raha tha Sia ab jyada se jyada sath hogi, iss khyal se ek baar fir sudhh budhh kho diya aur bhari class me hi... "Yessss.. Woo hooo" karne laga...
Meera to Vyas ke dil ka haal janti thi aur uske iss expression ka galti se video bhi bana chuki thi, haan lekin baki ke poori class aur professor sabhi usse hi ghure ja rahe the.… "Such a joker"…
Riaz ke pass baithi ladki Mahira ne Vyas par tippni karti hui kahi Tabhi Riaz bench par khada ho gaya aur Mithun Da style, aage se kamar par hath, pichhe se sar par hath aur.. "ya dishhh.. ya dhishhh.. ya dhishhh.. dhishhh dhishh" chillate huye wo bhi nacha...
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Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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superbb update broUpdate:-48
Soni kaki tasveer khinchi aur bhag kar ek plate aur nasta lagati... "Vyas beta yahin nasta karte jao"… itna kah kar Soni kaki wahan se gayi aur Vyas, Meera ko ghurte... "Ye tumhari kaki aise behave kyun kar rahi thi"…
Meera bhi hansti hui hospital jane ke raat ki poori kahani bata di. Vyas apna bada sa muh kholte.…. "Katai khatarnaak aur utni hi kam akl niklogi, jarra bhi andaza nahi tha Meera. Chalo college chalen aur please abhi humare bare me.…."
Meera:- Kaisi baten karte ho jija ji jab tak official nahi hote tab tak mujhe kya pata kya chal raha hai...
Vyas:- Jija ji bhi kahna band kar do... Pata chala bhadi mehfil me bol gayi...
Meera:- Kosis karungi lekin gurantee nahi le sakti sambhalna to aap ko hi padega… aur haan main to Som sir milne jaungi... College ki jimmedari Neero par hai…
Vyas:- Bechara Neero... Kis chandaalni ke sath dosti kar liya...
Meera:- Har ek friend kamina hota hai ko thoda change kar dijiye jija ji.. har ek frined kamina ya kamini bhi ho sakti hai...
Vyas:- Khud ki tarif ka shukriya... Thik hai tum jao bade bhaiya se milne aur main chala college... Aur haan Meera best of luck...
Meera chahkti hui... "Thankooo jija ji"..
Vyas hanste huye usse "Hat pagal" kaha aur wahan se nikal gaya. Vyas wahan se nikal kar Asif ko call lagaya. Asif call pick karte… "Vyas main Kamil ke sath nikla hun. College me milta hun"…
Vyas:- Thik hai, lekin poore Lucknow me nahi motercycle ghumne lag jana, bade bhaiya ko kaam ho sakta hai...
Asif:- Phone rakh, kaam hoga to wo mhud call kar lenge mujhe.
Vyas:- Haan thik hai samjh gaya.
Call disconnect hua Asif ke pichhe Aqsa baithi, poori tarah se Asif se chipak kar uske kaan ke pass apne honth laati… "Asif dar se meri haalat patli ho rahi hai. Mere hath paun kaanp rahe. Kisi ko pata chal gaya to...."
Asif:- Pata chal gaya to Vyas aur Riaz kisliye hain.. ab darna chhodo aur jarra mood ko romantic banao…
Aqsa:- Dar dimag par haawi hai..
Ek mithi raat ke baad jab Asif ko pata chala ki Aqsa ka poora khandan hi alag-alag kaam se baahar gaya hai aur ghar me sirf Danish rah gaya tha, fir to Asif ne kisi tarah aaj sham tak Aqsa ko ghumane ke liye raaji kar liya tha. Waise dono ko pata tha ki Danish ek baar ghar se nikla to sidha khana khane hi aayega.
Aqsa haalanki sab set kar ke nikli thi. Pahle college ki extra class aur uske baad Jannat aur Nirali ke sath shopping. Haan lekin Aqsa ghar se aise pahli baar nikli thi. Sare intzam ke baad bhi usne poora burkha daala tha aur uske baad bhi kaleja jor-jor se dharak raha tha. Poora ek din Asif ke naam karne ke baad dono subah hi romantic mausam ka mijaj lene nikal gaye.
Pahle shahar se 25 km dur Dawa Sarif jane ka plan tha aur wahan se fir sidha Nawabganj Bird Sanctuary nikalte. Poore sham ke 7 baje tak wapas aane ka programme tha. Dono lovers 3-4 saal ke rishte me aaj pahli baar bike se kahin ghumne nikle the.
Vyas bhi call disconnect karne ke baad Riaz ko nukkad tak bulaya aur dono wahin se sath me nikle. Kaamil ko Vyas aur Riaz kewal jante the. Wo Asif ka koi dur ke rishte me aata tha. Dono bike par sawar, college chal diye. Vyas pichhe baitha kabhi apne dono hath se Riaz ko jakad leta to kabhi dono baanh failakar romantic song gaane lagta...
Riaz chilla kar usse galiyan dete, harkaton par lagaam lagaane kah to raha tha, lekin ek to bike par, upar se Vyas poora bawara bana... Ghanta sune. Parking me jab bike lag rahi thi tab bhi Vyas gaane hi gaa raha tha.
Dono bike se utre hi the ki tabhi samne se jo chali aa rahi thi. Vyas aur Riaz 2 baar aankh minj kar dekhne par majboor ho gaye. Tight denim jeans, jo poore curve ko dikha raha tha. Upar patli si tank top aur uske upar jacket. Gale me badi-badi haar, sar par hijab aur aankhon par bada sa chashma...
Poori stylish look deti wah ladki uss mahol me hahaakar macha rahi thi. Uske sath 10-12 ladke aur 5-6 ladkiyan thi. Wo sabhi uss ladki ke haath ke ishare par apni jagah khade rahe, aur wo ladki poore style me dono ke ore chal dee...
"Abe ye kya hai. Pahle to bomb thi ab atom bomb ho gayi hai. Lagta hai idhar hi fatne aa rahi hai"…
"Riaz tu hosh me rahna..."
"Poore hosh me hun Shashtri. Aakhir ek lambe arse baad mauka mil hi gaya"…
"Tu thoda shant rahna.. samjha.."
"Chhod chalte hain, ye najdik aa rahi hai aur mera para high ho raha hai"..
Wah ladki jab najdik aa rahi thi dono ne wahan se jane ka hi faisla kiya... Dono jaise hi wahan se nikalne lage... "Hey you moron... Kidhar bhag rahe"…
Riaz:- Issi moron ke pass roti hui aayi thi tu... Tab duniya ke sabse samjhdar hum hi the. Juban jarra sambhal kar Huma…
Huma:- Riaz tu bhi naaraj hai? Kya main tumhe hot na dikh rahi… line maarne ke bahane hi pyar se baat kar le...
Riaz:- Khubsurat ladkiyon ko dekhta hun, najren thodi baiman ho jati hai. Haan ek pyari si girlfriend ki khwaish bhi hai. Lekin kya karun Huma, chudail ko dekhne aur usse girlfriend banane ke bare me socha nahi abhi tak. Jab bahut hi bure din aayenge aur duniya ki sabhi ladki reject kar degi tab chudail ke bare me sochunga...
Huma:- Main kaise samjhaun, Vyas sun to..
Vyas:- Huma jo tujhe sahi laga wo tune kiya. Ab poorani baton ka koi matlab hai kya? Sorry wo kal mujhe chhedne ke chakkar me tera naam le liya tha dono ne...
Huma:- Sorry to mat bol Vyas... Riaz main aur kitna sorry kahun...
Vyas:- Huma tumhare log yahin dekh rahe hain. Tumhare bina hum kafi sukoon me hai, Isliye alag hi reh....
Huma:- Sale akdu ho teeno... Jaoge kahan, rahoge to campus me hi na... Akad nikalti hun main... Waise bata to de padh kya raha hai...
Riaz:- Bhai repist aur bahan jabardasti uss tak ladki pahunchane wali, issi ki case study kar rahe... Tere pass to practical anubhav hoga..
Huma:- Kamino... Issi ki ummid kiya tha maine.. Ab to dushmani hi sahi... Jab itne sorry ke baad bhi jo tum teeno mujhe bejjat karte rahte ho... To ab tum teeno bhi dekhna main kya karti hun..
Riaz:- Mera baap Zerul Imam… Mera hone wala sohar Aayan Khan. Mera hone wala sasur central cebinate me minority affair minister... Itna ka hi rona royegi na...
Huma:- Langdi taang kutaa sala, tabhi tujh par sabhi ladkiyan thuk kar chali jati hai??
Riaz:- Bewadi kahin ki... Baap nasha haram ka naara laga kar daru ki factory chalata hai aur beti nashedi... Corexy kahin ki... Jyada bol mat..
Vyas:- Bus karo tum dono.. Huma tu ja yahan se maaf kiya humne aur tu bhi hume maaf kar…
Huma:- Ab ek naye yug ka aarambh hoga Shashtri... Teri akad meri jonoon. Teri nafrat mera badla. Tera ahankar mera krodh. Main to yahan wapas se dosti ka haath bahdane aayi thi lekin issi jagah aaj main jung ka elaan karti hun...
Vyas:- Tujh par se south movie ka nasha ab tak na utra... Subah subah Sarrainodu dekh kar aa rahi hai kya?....
Huma:- Jo bhi ho baat mat kar Vyas, kyunki jung ka elaan ho gaya hai...
Riaz:- Bhag badboli kahin ki... Chal Vyas…
Dono chal diye. Thodi dur jaise hi aage badhe.... "Sach me ye issi campus me thi. Lagta hai parking me subah se intzar kar rahi thi"..
Vyas:- Kamine kal tum dono ne naam nahi liya hota to sab thik rahta. Chhod ab chalte hain..
Riaz:- Haan chhod to usse kab ka diya hai... Tune Zoya ke sath setting ke bare me kuchh socha ki nahi?
Vyas:- Chal pahli class ke baad baat karte hain…
Dono class me ghuse. Daurte bhagte Neerav bhi class me pahunch gaya. Teeno ja kar alag-alag bench pakad kar baith gaye. Class me professor ke entry ke purv bhagti daudti ek ladki pahunchi aur aa kar sidha Riaz ke pass baith gayi. Aane ke sath hi usne hijab ka parda uthaya aur usse apne bag me rakhti... "Hi main Mahira hun"..
Riaz, chehra kinare kar ke ek jhalak dekha. Aankhon me jais dil chhap gaya tha. Apna hath aage badhate... "Riaz naam hai mera Mahi"..
Mahira:- What???
Riaz:- Mahira lamba naam lag raha tha, isliye Mahi kar diya…
Kuchh baten hona shuru hi hui thi ki tabhi class me professor aa gaye aur inki baaten band ho gayi. Class jab over hua Vyas bhagte huye canteen pahuncha. Jitne utsah ke sath canteen pahuncha, wahan pahunch kar utsah utna hi fika pad gaya. Sia canteen me nahi thi.
Vyas, Sia ko call laga diya. 3-4 baar poori ring hui uske baad phone hi switch off… Vyas chidh kar apna phone ko dekhte.… "Sale uska gussa tujh par hi na kisi din utar dun"….
Vyas chidha sa kuchh der tak apna phone dekhte raha.… "Pagal ladki, itna bhi khyal nahi ki ek baar call utha kar baat kar le... Jhalli... Nakhrili"… Vyas ka gussa rah-rah kar phoot raha tha… Itne me Riaz apne sahpathi Mahira ke sath pahuncha… "Ab ye kaun aunty ko pakad laya"
Mahira:- Excuse me...
Vyas:- Haan maaf kiya... Medical student ho ya madarsa me padh rahi…
Mahira:- Tum pagal ho kya?
Mahira uth kar wahan se chali gayi. Riaz, Vyas ko ghurte... "Kamine ghar na basne de mera"..
Vyas, Riaz ke hath pakad kar rokte... "Abe fir Zoya ka kya?"
Vyas:- Aag lage usse... Abhi sath padhne wali itni hasin ladki ka sath mil raha hai fir usse kaun puchhta hai?
Riaz, Mahira ke sath uske table par settle ho gaya. Baat karne ke lahje se aisa lag raha tha Riaz kuchh clarification de raha ho. Uski haalat dekh kar Vyas ki hansi nikal gayi. Fir achanak hi najar aas paas gayi. Kuchh ladke ladkiyan bada sa group banaye aapas me hansi mazak kar rahe the.
College start huye kuchh hi din huye the isliye seniors ki ragging bhi abhi badastur jari thi. Kuchh gf-bf ek dusre ka hath thame ghum rahe the.….. "Main, Asif, Riaz, Neerav, Sia, Meera, aur bhagwan ne chaha to Riaz ko bhi ye ladki pasand kar hi legi… fir parde par dikhne wale bade se college group ki tarah apna bhi bada sa friends and lovers ka bada sa group... Woooo hoooo … Woooo hoooo... Woo hoooo"
Wahan ke mahol ko dekh kar Vyas kuchh pyare khyal dil me laa raha tha aur aakhri ki umang, bekhayali me poora express karte itna tej "wooo hooo..." Kiya ki sabke bich aakarshan ka kendr ban gaya...
Bechara ek baar sabki najron se apni najar bhida kar matlab sabko ek baar dekha aur apni najren niche karte wahan se khiskne me hi apni bhalai samjha... Chup chap wahan se nikal kar bahar aaya hi tha ki Meera, Vyas ko pakad lee.… "Jija ji"…
Vyas chaunk kar Meera ke ore mudte... "Ae satkeli... Bus kar baba"…
Meera:- Aap ki saali upset hai...
Vyas:- Tumhare jija ji bhi upset hain lekin please ye jija sali ka rishta akele me nibha lena... Ek Riaz humari zindgi me kam tha jo tum Riaz ki female version ban rahi...
Meera:- Thik hai Vyas sir pahle aap hi bata do kyun upset ho...
Vyas:- Sia nahi aayi... Aur 4 baar call lagaya to phone switch off kar dee...
Meera:- Aaj college bunk kar gayi. Inki aadat Na gayi ab tak bunk karne ki...
Vyas:- Kya kah rahi ho, Sia classes bunk karti thi...
Meera:- Haan aur nahi to kya?
Vyas:- Aur Sia ke sweetos group...
Meera:- Ab chele chpatiyon ka kya hai Vyas sir... Gurumata ne kaha kuyen me kud jao to wo bhi kud jayenge...
Vyas:- Yaar aise kaise chalega. Hum dekhne ko vyakul rahe aur ye phone tak switch off kar le..
Meera:- Aap ka to conditional hai Vyas sir... Mera socho... Wo nisthur to sath padhta bhi nahi aur freelance job karta hai. Batao koi sthayi pata hi nahi…
Vyas:- Ooooo bechari... Haan tum par to musibaton ka pahad toota hai...
Meera:- Kuchh to jugad lagana padega Vyas sir.. Kuchh pukhta intzam...
Vyas:- Aaj sham combined study ke baad sochte hain ..
Meera:- Hum kyun sochne lage... Hum to pyar mohabbat karenge, sochne ke liye kisi aur ko lagaate hain…
Vyas:- Kise...
Meera:- Uss Neero ko pakdo... Batao main mari ja rahi thi Som sir se milne aur mujh se kah raha tha aaram se kuchh plan karte hain… To ab nibhaye jimmedari... Ussi me indirectly Sia didi aur Vyas jiju ka milna bhi add karwa dungi…
Vyas Meera ko upar se niche dekhte... "Tum sach kahi thi"
Meera:- Kya?
Vyas:- Friend kewal kamina nahi kamini bhi ho sakti hai…
Dono hasne lage aur dabe paun Neerav ke pass pahunch gaye. Neerav ka yahan class over hota tha to AIIMS me Paali ka. Aaj chunki Meera sath nahi thi isliye Neerav ne Paali ko call laga diya.
Udhar se Paali aur Akansha dono mil kar Neerav ka band bajane par tuli thi. Unka kahna tha Meera na hogi to wo call karga lekin Akansha ka kya jo Paali ke sath rahti hai. Selfish, aur naa jane kya-kya sun'ne ko mil raha tha.
Bechara Neerav ka chehra choota ho gaya. Idhar se bus jo Neerav bol raha tha... "Suno to.. main wo.. nahi wo baat nahi hai.. Akansha, Paali please… baby suno to.."…
Bus har 1 minute ke baad itna hi Neerav apne muh se nikaal raha tha. Pichhe se Meera aur Vyas itne najdik the ki dono ko phone ke dusri ore ki awaj bhi sunai de rahi thi. Bechara Neerav, wo to Paali ko manane me laga tha aur pichhe se ye dono bhi maza le rahe the...
Neerav jyada baat karne se achha phone rakhne me hi vishwas jataya aur jhatpat apne sath ho rahe Adam teasing ko band karte phone kaata… "Hey bhagwan din w din to Paali khatarnak hoti ja rahi"…
"Jaldi se ja kar mil le warna agli baar phone par tera muh na noch le kahin"… Pichhe se Meera hansti hui apni baat kahi…
Neerav:- Haan ja raha hun iss Sunday ko aur Monday morning wapas aaunga. In case class me na aa paun to tu topic poora cover kar lena...
Meera:- Pagal ja raha hai to 2-3 din ruk lena. Yahan ki chinta na kar. Hum 4 log ek ek din baant lenge topic ke liye... Kya samjha...
Neerav:- Yahi ki 2-3 din ki chutti leni hai. Waise ab chal kar class hi kar le... Sia didi to waise bhi nahi aayi...
Sabhi wahan se class chal diye. Second class break hone ke sath hi Meera, Neerav ko ekant me le kar chali. Dono aaram se ek bench par baithe... "Neero, ye workout nahi hoga. Som sir jab tak mere pass na honge, unki chahat na jagegi. Koi jugad"…
Neerav:- Sports…
Meera, gusse se Neerav ko ghurti... "No way"
Neerav:- Iss se jyada kuchh nahi kiya ja sakta.
Maara:- Haan thik hai samjh gayi…
Ek baar fir se sabhi class me the. Vyas isharon me hi jaan'ne ki kosis karne laga ki kya kuchh baat bani. Meera muskura kar haan me sehmati jata di. Bawra Vyas, aisa lag raha tha Sia ab jyada se jyada sath hogi, iss khyal se ek baar fir sudhh budhh kho diya aur bhari class me hi... "Yessss.. Woo hooo" karne laga...
Meera to Vyas ke dil ka haal janti thi aur uske iss expression ka galti se video bhi bana chuki thi, haan lekin baki ke poori class aur professor sabhi usse hi ghure ja rahe the.… "Such a joker"…
Riaz ke pass baithi ladki Mahira ne Vyas par tippni karti hui kahi Tabhi Riaz bench par khada ho gaya aur Mithun Da style, aage se kamar par hath, pichhe se sar par hath aur.. "ya dishhh.. ya dhishhh.. ya dhishhh.. dhishhh dhishh" chillate huye wo bhi nacha...
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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chllo dono jija sali ke armaan joro pr h
or planning bhi chal rhi h milne - milane ki
wese dekhte h riaz ko uski permanent mili ya abhi bhi chand palo ki khusi aayi h
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well pyar byar aaj kal sab vyapar hai, like business... Agar profits milte rahe to pyar kayam hai, agar nahi to wohi breakup phir dusra ya dusri dhund lo...
lekin haan kuch aise bhi hote hai jo sachha pyar kare ek duje se...
Lekin is mamle do situation create hoti hai..
Ek) jindagi bhar sath na chhodne wale jivan sathi.... chaahe bich mein jhagda hi kyun na ho jaye, lekin pyar bhi utna ya utni hi kare, like 101% loyal... Like Rahul & paridhi... Nischal & Hella....
Do) insaani fitrat, zyada khubsurati ko dekh zyada aakarshit hoye
ab ek hi chehre ko dekh ya uske sath reh reh kar boring ho jaate to pyar karne wale se bhi zyada khubsurat ya handsome dekhe to thodi bahot unke sath bhi time spend kar lete hai chori chupke 
bilkul chinnar Kajal aur hawas ka pujari Dr chunnilal ki tarah 
viswash na ho to apne aas paas hi logo par ek observation kar lijiye, 100 mein se 99 wohi niklenge kahi pe nigahe kahi pe nischana...
waise ye sab human hormones ke chalte hota hai
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Sharaab piyo sehat banao
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