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Bahut jabardast update bhai Jonali matlab hero ki padosi aur rakhail hai dekhte hai aage kya hota haiUpdate 39
Jonali - maharani apko to pata hi hai ki mai unke janam hone se le kar abtak unke pas hi rahi hun .
Swara - aap ne to kabhi hame bataye nahi to hame kaise malum hoga gurumata .
Jonali - kya me sanksep me batadun ya fir bistar se .
Swara - aap hame bistar se bataye ki kaise aap unse mile aur kaise ap unke sath ab tak hai aur kis rup me .
Jonali - to suniye ab kahani meri juban se kaise me malik ke sath judi hui hun unke prithvi ke sansar me .
Ab kahani Jonali ki jubani
Ek aurat ki awaj -
Aaahhh aaaahhh maaaaa maaarrre jaungi me koi mujhe bachao
Aaahhh maaaa aaaaahhh mmaaaa
Ek mard ki awaj - thoda dhiraj rakho komal ham bahut jald hi hospital me pahunch jayenge .
Aur tabhi churrrrr chhuuiirrrr ki awaz ke sath hi taxi band pad gayi .
Komal - aaaahhh maaaaaa aaaaahhhhh
Mard - kya hua mohan lal .
Mohanlal (taxi driver) - Amritraj ji taxi band pad gayi .
Amritraj - ab kya kare hospital tak kaise pahunchenge hum .
Mohanlal - me abhi dekhta hun kya hua hai .
Amritraj - han han jaldi dekhlo aur hame hospital pahuncha do .
Mohanlal thodi der tak taxi ki janch Kara aur fir mayus hokar bola
Mohanlal - Amritraj ji engine kharab ho gaya hai ab to machanic hi thik kar sakte hain .
Amritraj - hey bhagwan yeh kaisi pariksha le rahe ho ap mere aur komal ki .
Komal - aaahhhhh maaaaa jaldiii karo ji aur nahi seh paungi me .
Mohanlal- me kisise madad mang ke Lata hun .
Itna bol Mohanlal waha se 9 do 11 ho gaya .
Amritraj - itni der ho gayi yeh mohanlal ab tak aya kyun nahi .
Fir Amritraj ne gadi se utar kar ate jate gadi se madad mang ne ki nakam kosis karne laga .
Bahut sare gadiyan ati jati rahi par kisine bhi nahi roka .
Isi bich 1ya do gadi usse takkar mar diye .
Lahu luhan halat pe bhi wo madad keliye mangta raha.
Komal ki poda atyant badh gaya tha .
Tab gurudev Sukhdev ne hame bulaye aur Komal ke sahayata keliye bole .
Tab mujhe gurudev ne ek doctor ke rup lepane ka asirvad diye jiske baad me ek doctor ki rup me badal gayi aur fir wo mere liye ek vahan ki byabastha kare aur uski sarthi wo bane .
Aur fir ham Komal aur Amritraj ke raste par ham jane lage .
Thodi der me hum undono ke pas pahunch gaye .
Jab Amritraj hamare gadi ko hath dikhaya to hamne gadi ko roka
Amritraj - sir madam please mere patni ko hospital tak pahuncha dijiye wo bahut hi prasab poda me jujh rahi hai .
Jonali - daro nahi me ek gynaecologist hun .
Mujhe dekh lene do kya hua hai .
Aur fir me Komal ke pas gayi .
Jab Komal ki pet ko hath lagayi to malik ki pehli laat mere hatho par mehsus hua .
Mano jese mujhe apna sara pyar luta diye ho .
Aur fir mene deri na karte hue gadi se sterile surgical gloves nikali aur fir unki chut me dal di aur fir vagina me uterus ki loosness ko janch karne se pata laga ki unka uterus kafi loose ho chuki thi lagbhag 10 cm to mene Komal ko push karne ko boli .
Komal - aaahh madam aaahh aur mujhe nahi hoga aaaahhh
Jonali - aur jor lagao bahar ane ko hai apka bachcha
Aur thoda jor lagao
Tab mene notice ki ki Komal thak rahi hai aur apni ankhe mund rahi hai
Komal - mahdamh aur naa hoga mujh se aahhhh .
Tab me Komal ke gal ko thapthapane lagi aur usko aur tej push karne ko bol kar upar me bhi thodi jor dene lagi .
Aur Komal ki mehnat rang layi .
Malik ka sar thoda bahar ko nikla par tab membrane ke futne se halka safed aur haldi rang ke pani nikla jo ki malik ke achhe hone ka mapdand tha.
Aur Komal ka pain ab kam hua to wo bhi aur jor lagane lagi jisse thodi der me malik mere hato me the .
Jab me unko mere hatho me pakdi to unki manmohak mukh mandal se apna dhyan hata nahi payi .
Ki tabhi komal ne chillai
Komal - madam mera bacha ro kyun nahi raha .
Par me to malik ke darsan se unke chehre pe kho gayi thi .
Do char bar puchne par me apni hosh me agayi aur phir
Unke pair ko pakad kar ulta latka di aur unke pith par do char thappad lagaye
Jab me thappad laga rahi thi tab mere man me kya kuchh chal rahi thi .
Apne man me
Malik ap aese hi hamare pith sath hi sath pichwade pe apna haath saf kar rahe the aur aj me apke hhihihihi.
Iski saja ap mujhe jarur denge ye mujhe malum hai.
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Kuaaaaannnn kuaaannnn kuaannnnnn
Aese rone lage hamare malik .
Jese bol rahe ho ki
ab me chhota hun isliye kuchh kar nahi pa raha hun jab karne lag jaunga to tum kuchh karne ke kabil nahi rahogi .
Aur fir me ek saaf kapda layi aur malik ko achhe se saaf karke komal ko pakda di.
Jab me gadi se bahar ayi to dekhi ki Gurudev apne asli rup me the
Aur Amritraj apne hath jode unke samne khade the.
Sukhdev - apko mene sab kuchh to bata diya .
Agar apke bachche ko koi bhi bimari hui to yeh apke seva me har samay rahenge .
Yeh hai mere patni tatha hamare malik ki ek dasi Jonali .
Amritraj - apka ashes ashes dhanyawad. Apke wajah se mera beta mere pas hai .
Jonali - are aese kehkar mujhe aur sarminda na kare .
Yeh to mera kartabya tha
Sukhdev - Jonali abse tum inke family doctor ke rup me rahogi aur malik ke dekhbhal karogi .
Jonali - kyun na me unki padoshi ban kar rehlu . Jisse me unki aur bhi pas rahungi .
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Mast update bhaiUpdate 39
Jonali - maharani apko to pata hi hai ki mai unke janam hone se le kar abtak unke pas hi rahi hun .
Swara - aap ne to kabhi hame bataye nahi to hame kaise malum hoga gurumata .
Jonali - kya me sanksep me batadun ya fir bistar se .
Swara - aap hame bistar se bataye ki kaise aap unse mile aur kaise ap unke sath ab tak hai aur kis rup me .
Jonali - to suniye ab kahani meri juban se kaise me malik ke sath judi hui hun unke prithvi ke sansar me .
Ab kahani Jonali ki jubani
Ek aurat ki awaj -
Aaahhh aaaahhh maaaaa maaarrre jaungi me koi mujhe bachao
Aaahhh maaaa aaaaahhh mmaaaa
Ek mard ki awaj - thoda dhiraj rakho komal ham bahut jald hi hospital me pahunch jayenge .
Aur tabhi churrrrr chhuuiirrrr ki awaz ke sath hi taxi band pad gayi .
Komal - aaaahhh maaaaaa aaaaahhhhh
Mard - kya hua mohan lal .
Mohanlal (taxi driver) - Amritraj ji taxi band pad gayi .
Amritraj - ab kya kare hospital tak kaise pahunchenge hum .
Mohanlal - me abhi dekhta hun kya hua hai .
Amritraj - han han jaldi dekhlo aur hame hospital pahuncha do .
Mohanlal thodi der tak taxi ki janch Kara aur fir mayus hokar bola
Mohanlal - Amritraj ji engine kharab ho gaya hai ab to machanic hi thik kar sakte hain .
Amritraj - hey bhagwan yeh kaisi pariksha le rahe ho ap mere aur komal ki .
Komal - aaahhhhh maaaaa jaldiii karo ji aur nahi seh paungi me .
Mohanlal- me kisise madad mang ke Lata hun .
Itna bol Mohanlal waha se 9 do 11 ho gaya .
Amritraj - itni der ho gayi yeh mohanlal ab tak aya kyun nahi .
Fir Amritraj ne gadi se utar kar ate jate gadi se madad mang ne ki nakam kosis karne laga .
Bahut sare gadiyan ati jati rahi par kisine bhi nahi roka .
Isi bich 1ya do gadi usse takkar mar diye .
Lahu luhan halat pe bhi wo madad keliye mangta raha.
Komal ki poda atyant badh gaya tha .
Tab gurudev Sukhdev ne hame bulaye aur Komal ke sahayata keliye bole .
Tab mujhe gurudev ne ek doctor ke rup lepane ka asirvad diye jiske baad me ek doctor ki rup me badal gayi aur fir wo mere liye ek vahan ki byabastha kare aur uski sarthi wo bane .
Aur fir ham Komal aur Amritraj ke raste par ham jane lage .
Thodi der me hum undono ke pas pahunch gaye .
Jab Amritraj hamare gadi ko hath dikhaya to hamne gadi ko roka
Amritraj - sir madam please mere patni ko hospital tak pahuncha dijiye wo bahut hi prasab poda me jujh rahi hai .
Jonali - daro nahi me ek gynaecologist hun .
Mujhe dekh lene do kya hua hai .
Aur fir me Komal ke pas gayi .
Jab Komal ki pet ko hath lagayi to malik ki pehli laat mere hatho par mehsus hua .
Mano jese mujhe apna sara pyar luta diye ho .
Aur fir mene deri na karte hue gadi se sterile surgical gloves nikali aur fir unki chut me dal di aur fir vagina me uterus ki loosness ko janch karne se pata laga ki unka uterus kafi loose ho chuki thi lagbhag 10 cm to mene Komal ko push karne ko boli .
Komal - aaahh madam aaahh aur mujhe nahi hoga aaaahhh
Jonali - aur jor lagao bahar ane ko hai apka bachcha
Aur thoda jor lagao
Tab mene notice ki ki Komal thak rahi hai aur apni ankhe mund rahi hai
Komal - mahdamh aur naa hoga mujh se aahhhh .
Tab me Komal ke gal ko thapthapane lagi aur usko aur tej push karne ko bol kar upar me bhi thodi jor dene lagi .
Aur Komal ki mehnat rang layi .
Malik ka sar thoda bahar ko nikla par tab membrane ke futne se halka safed aur haldi rang ke pani nikla jo ki malik ke achhe hone ka mapdand tha.
Aur Komal ka pain ab kam hua to wo bhi aur jor lagane lagi jisse thodi der me malik mere hato me the .
Jab me unko mere hatho me pakdi to unki manmohak mukh mandal se apna dhyan hata nahi payi .
Ki tabhi komal ne chillai
Komal - madam mera bacha ro kyun nahi raha .
Par me to malik ke darsan se unke chehre pe kho gayi thi .
Do char bar puchne par me apni hosh me agayi aur phir
Unke pair ko pakad kar ulta latka di aur unke pith par do char thappad lagaye
Jab me thappad laga rahi thi tab mere man me kya kuchh chal rahi thi .
Apne man me
Malik ap aese hi hamare pith sath hi sath pichwade pe apna haath saf kar rahe the aur aj me apke hhihihihi.
Iski saja ap mujhe jarur denge ye mujhe malum hai.
.
Kuaaaaannnn kuaaannnn kuaannnnnn
Aese rone lage hamare malik .
Jese bol rahe ho ki
ab me chhota hun isliye kuchh kar nahi pa raha hun jab karne lag jaunga to tum kuchh karne ke kabil nahi rahogi .
Aur fir me ek saaf kapda layi aur malik ko achhe se saaf karke komal ko pakda di.
Jab me gadi se bahar ayi to dekhi ki Gurudev apne asli rup me the
Aur Amritraj apne hath jode unke samne khade the.
Sukhdev - apko mene sab kuchh to bata diya .
Agar apke bachche ko koi bhi bimari hui to yeh apke seva me har samay rahenge .
Yeh hai mere patni tatha hamare malik ki ek dasi Jonali .
Amritraj - apka ashes ashes dhanyawad. Apke wajah se mera beta mere pas hai .
Jonali - are aese kehkar mujhe aur sarminda na kare .
Yeh to mera kartabya tha
Sukhdev - Jonali abse tum inke family doctor ke rup me rahogi aur malik ke dekhbhal karogi .
Jonali - kyun na me unki padoshi ban kar rehlu . Jisse me unki aur bhi pas rahungi .
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