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UPDATE- 130
Pairo ke nishan darwaje tak aa kar ruk gaye the….aisa lagta tha ki vo shakhs iss kamre ke andar chala gaya hai…aur usne andar ja kar darwaja band kar liya hai.
Lekin iss kaale kamre ka darwaja band tha aur usme bahar se lock bhi laga hua dikhayi de raha tha…uske handle par vo kala tabeez abhi bhi pahle ki hi tarah latka hua tha..
Khoon se sane kadmo ke nishan yaha khatam hote dekh kar unn teeno ke dil tezi se dhadakne lage….
Ab aage……
Khoon se sane pairo ke nishan uss band kamre ke darwaje par khatam hote dekh kar teeno ke dil ki badi hi tezi tezi se dhadakne lage…teeno darr kar ek dusre ke bilkul karib aa gayi….sadhna aur maya uss band kamre ki kahani se anjan thi agar maya ko uss band room ki kahani malum hoti to vah na jane kab ki naukri chhod kar ja chuki hoti…sadhna dari dari nigaho se ganga mousi ko dekhne lagi…jabki ganga mousi khud hi darr ke karan andar hi andar kaamp rahi thi.
Sadhna—mousi, ye kya hai….?
Ganga—bhagwan kripa karna.
Maya—mem saab, ye to lagta hai ki store room me ghus gaya hai…lekin darwaja to bahar se band hai aur lock bhi bahar laga hua hai to ye andar iss room me ghusa kaise hoga….?
Ganga—aa ja, meri bachchi…aa…ja.
Ganga mousi ne sadhna ka hath pakda aur apne ghutno me taklif hone ke bavjud bhi jitna tez chal sakti thi, vo chalne lagi.. unhone apne kamre me aa kar hi dum liya...itni si hi der me vo buri tarah hanfne lagi thi....unhone ishare se pani maanga to sadhna ne fridge khol kar unhe pani ki bottle pakda di...pani pine ke baad usne kuch rahat ki saans li.
Ganga (tension)—ye..iss ghar me kya ashubh ho gaya hai... ?
Sadhna—main kya kahu mousi...main to khud hi pareshan hu…mousi aap iss bunglow ki kahani batane wali thi na…?
Ganga—theek hai beti..agar tu janna hi chahti hai to sun...
Iss bunglow ki kahani sach me badi ajib thi…
Do hazar square feet me bana hua yeh ek double manzila bunglow tha….iss bunglow ke left aur right side koi bunglow ya ghar nahi tha…right side kewal boundry wall thi jabki left side plot ki kewal neev bhar kar chhod di gayi thi…haan, piche side jarur makaan bana hua tha aur vah abaad nahi tha….iss makaan ke samne saath foot chodi sadak thi aur sadak ke uss paar tamam makaan bane huye the.
Bunglow aur makano ke nirman se pahle yaha jhopadiya hua karti thi…jaha bhavan banane wale majdur aur unke pariwar rahte the…unn majdur family me aurat aur mard dono mil kar kaam karte the jisse shaam ko unki jhopdi me chulha jalta tha.
Ye barabar ke teen plot, teen bhaiyo ne kharide the..do bhai bahar the aur teesra jiska ghar pariwar yahi tha, vo ek furniture ki dukan ka malik tha…sabse pahle usne hi apne plot par kaam shuru karwaya…usne teeno plot ki boundry wall banwayi aur dekh bhaal karne ke liye ek security guard rakh diya…jo ki 24 hrs. teeno plot ki rakhwali karta tha.
Ek raat jab guard ki achanak neend khuli to usne raat ke sannate me ghunghroo ki awaz suni…koi ek baje ka time raha hoga tab….terahvi ka chaand nikla hua tha aur taraf chandni chhitki huyi thi…guard apne bistar se uth kar apni jhopdi ke darwaje par aaya to usne samne ek vichitra anutha nazara dekha.
Vah koi bhikhari jaisa dikhne wala admi tha jo apne dono hath upar uthaye ek pair se 6 feet oonchi deewar par naach raha tha…usne kaale kapde pahan rakhe the, jinme ki black star lage huye the….aise nachne se uske pair me bandhi ghunghroo ki awaz goonj rahi thi….vah bhikhari jaisa admi deewar par poori masti me aur bahut hi khubsurat naach raha tha jaise vah deewar na ho kar jamin ya farsh par ho..
Halanki ye nazara ek achche bhale admi ke hosh uda dene ke liye kafi tha lekin uss guard par iska koi khas asar nahi hua.. vo fauran palat kar apni jhopdi me aaya aur lalten ki roshni ko thoda tez kiya…phir khatiya ke paas rakhi apni moti lathi ko utha kar bahar aa gaya.
Bahar aa kar usne ek tin ke kanuster me jor jor se lathi mari..jiski awaz goonjne lagi….naach karta vah bhikhari dekhte hi dekhte uss deewar par se na jane kaha gayab ho gaya.
Uss bhikhari ko deewar par iss tarah nachte huye guard ke alawa jhopadiyo me rahne wale dusre majduro ne bhi dekha… uss bhikhari ka aise hi nachne ka silsila daily jari raha…ye log bhi iss naach ke aadi ho gaye ki agar koi pagal bhikhari raat me deewar par chadh ke nachta hai to nachta rahe….unka kya bigadta hai.
Gurad ne shuru shuru me uss bhikhari ki taraf dhyan diya, lathi se kanaster bajaya….lekin jab uss bhikhari ne roj hi naach dikhana shuru kar diya to guard ne bhi uss par sau bar lanat bheji aur pair pasaar kar araam se sone laga.
Jaldi hi beech wale plot par kaam shuru ho gaya…logo ne dekha ki raato raat ek khali jamin par ek aalishan bunglow ne khada hona shuru kar diya..deeware uthi aur phir jaldi hi bunglow ki chhat pad gayi….
Lekin Chhat padte hi ek hadsa hua……ek raat vo guard apne bistar par murda halat me paya gaya…aur ye aaj tak nahi malum ho saka ki vah mara kaise…? Uske sharir par kahi kisi tarah ke chot ka koi nishan nahi tha, na hi uski hatya ki gayi thi…jin logo ne uski laash dekhi thi, vo batate the ki guard apne bistar par aise leta hua tha jaise ki so raha ho…logo ki ye sambhavna bhi thi ki shayad sote huye me hi uska heart fail ho gaya ho..?
Uss guard ke iss duniya se uth jane ke baad koi choukidar jyada samay tak iss bunglow ki nigrani nahi kar saka…jo bhi naya gurad rakha jata vo kisi ko bina bataye hi achanak raato raat na jane kaha gayab ho jata tha…aur socha yahi jata ki kisi vajah se vo bina kuch kahe sune hi vaha se rafuchakkar ho jate hain.
Phir iss bunglow ka nirman karya ruk gaya…aur uska malik bahar chala gaya..raat ke waqt ye adhura bunglow bada hi bhayanak nazara pesh karta tha…ek bhayanak drishya logo ko dikhta tha…uss langde bhikhari ka naach tab bhi chalta raha…ab yeh naach uss adhure bane bunglow ki chhat par hota tha…sadak ke uss paar jhopadiyo me rahne wale rajasthani majdoor uss bhikhari ke iss nach ko roj hi dekha karte the.
Saat saal baad phir se iss bunglow ko banane ka kaam shuru hua…do teen mahine kaam hua, uske baad phir band ho gaya kaam band hone ki vajah bhi badi ajib thi…ek din uss bunglow ka malik apne biwi bachcho ko apna vo bunglow dikhane ke liye le kar aaya…
Unhone bunglow ko achchi tarah se dekhne ke baad uski chhat par aa gaye…lagbhag aadhe gahnte chhat me rahne ke baad biwi bachche ghar jane ke liye gadi me baithne lage ki tabhi…
Dusri taraf…..
Maine apne pant ki taraf dekha to chounk gaya…kyon ki mere pant me sach me hi khoon laga hua tha…lund wali jagah ke paas..meri to kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ab kya jawab du….?
Raj (mann me)—sab kiye karaye maze ki maiya chud gayi…! Ye khoon madarchod radha kaki ki bur ka hi hai…jaldi me maine dhyan hi nahi diya….ab kya jawab du didi ko….? Jaldi se koi idea soch beta..
Sheetal—ab muh me juban nahi hai kya…?
Raj—vo kya hai na didi ki office me lal paint ho raha tha aaj..to ho sakta hai ki kuch paint meri chair par gir gaya hoga aur phir jab main uss chair par baitha to mere pant me bhi lag gaya hoga..simple si commonsense ki baat hai..
Sheetal (jor se)—mujhe pagal samajhta hai….? Chair me baithne par paint teri pant me piche lagega, na ki aage..
Raj (mann me)—sala ye to maine socha hi nahi……mere to hamesha aage hi lagta hai
Sheetal (chillate huye)—sidhi tarah batata hai ya lagau thappad…?
“Ye kya hai sheetal…vo bechara ghar aaya nahi ki tera ladna shuru ho gaya…?” maa ne piche se aate huye kaha.
Sheetal (gusse me)—maa, tum beech me mat bolo…iski to aaj main taange tod dungi….na rahega baans aur na bajegi bansuri….jab taang hi nahi rahegi to kahi ayega jayega hi nahi..
Raj—dekh lo maa, didi ko to mujhse ladne ka hamesha kuch na kuch bahana chahiye rahta hai..
Sheetal (gusse me)—achcha, ruk abhi batati hu tujhe…chhadi kaha gayi..ruk..bhagta kaha hai..? (mann me)..kuch to locha jarur hai jo raj mujhe batana nahi chahta…? Aaj main iske room me hi soungi dekhu to akhir mazra kya hai…?
Sheetal didi ko chhadi dhoondte dekh kar main jaldi se apne room me bhag gaya aur pant utar ke lower pahan liya…raat me khana khane ke baad maa mere room me aa gayi…main maa ko patane ke baare me kuch idea abhi soch hi raha tha ki tabhi maa ke piche piche sheetal didi bhi vahi aa gayi.
Sheetal—chal udhar khisak thoda..
Raj—kyo…?
Sheetal—kyon ki mujhe bhi kal thakur ka darawana sapna aaya tha…isliye main yahi tere hi paas soungi ab se..
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaa…nahi..nahi..aisa thodi hi hota hai…? Aap apne room me jao..
Malti—ye kya bachpana hai sheetal…? Itni badi ho gayi hai phir bhi apne chote bhai se ladti rahti hai…
Sheetal (bholi surat bana ke)—maa, mujhe vaha darr lagta hai sone me…
Raj—vaha aapke sath rashmi didi hain to..akeli kaha ho aap…?
Sheetal—agar sote huye me vo thakur ka bhoot mujhe utha le gaya to….? Nahi..nahi..main aaj se yahi soungi..chal khisak jaldi se…
Malti—aur meri taraf khisak ja beta, vo badi jiddi ladki hai..
Raj (khisak kar, mann me)—maa ko patane ke poore plan ke lawde lag gaye…ab koi dusra idea sochna padega…
Sheetal (mann me)—ab main dekhti hu ki tu raat me kya gul khilata hai…?
Sheetal didi ke aane se mere plan ki aisi taisi ho chuki thi..isliye mann maar ke chupchap so gaya…raat me mere so jane ke baad bhi sheetal didi jaag rahi thi aur mujhe dekhne me lagi huyi thi.
Sheetal (mann me)—raj, sote huye kitna pyara lag raha hai…dil to karta hai ki hotho me kaat lu…lekin kya karu..mera bhai bhi to hai tu..
Saanche Me Kisi Aur Ki Mohabbat Ke Hamne,
Khud Ko Kabhi Dhalne Nahi Diya,
Ankho Ko Aaj Bhi Tera Intazar Hai,
Ki Gaalo Me Gulaal Kisi Ko Malne Nahi Diya
Sochte sochte vo mere seene me apna sir rakh kar so gayi…apne seene me kuch vajan jaisa mahsoos hote hi meri kuch der me neend khul gayi to didi ko apne se aise lipat kar sote dekh mujhe unn par behad pyar aaya…maine mushkura kar unko baanho me leke so gaya.
Subah mere upar kisi ke pani dalne se meri neend khuli to ye sheetal didi hi thi…main sheetal didi ke behaviour ko aaj tak samajh hi nahi paya tha…
Sheetal—kumbh karan ki tarah sota hi rahega kya..? .chal uth jaldi se…
Raj (mann me)—ye didi ko achanak kya ho jata hai…? Ek pal ko to itna jyada pyar dikhati hain dusre hi pal ladne lagti hain..
Main badbadate huye uth kar fresh hone chala gaya…fresh hone ke baad ready hua aur nasta kar ke vaha se nikal gaya.. aaj mama ke ghar ka number tha jane ka…to udhar hi chal diya..magar raste me amtul ka call aane se main pahle unse milne chala gaya… vaha pahuchne ke baad..
Raj—kya baat hai yaar…?
Amtul—aaj amilpur jana hai hum sab ko..uss vidhayak ko chodne..to inn dono laila majnu ko kaha rakhe…?
Raj—inhe yahi band kar do..
Deshraj—kyo tum nahi chaloge sath me.... ?
Raj—chalo thodi der ke liye chalta hu..
Uske baad iron ne remote se vaha ka gate band kar diya aur hum sab amilpur ke liye nikal gaye….ek gadi me baki sab the aur dusri me main..kyon ki mujhe jaldi vapis bhi loutna tha.
Sabhi raste me ek dhabe me kuch khane pine ke liye ruk gaye...vaha kuch achchi achchi maal bhi baithi huyi thi jin ke badi badi gaand ki thirkan dekh kar chodu gang ka lund akadne laga…vo sab apne apne boy friend ke sath thi.
Apni aadat se majbur ho kar amtul se nahi raha gaya to usne ek ladki jo ki chair par baithne ke liye jhuki hi thi, ki uski gadrayi gaand par jor se chimti kaat li…iss par vo ladki aur uske sath baithe kuch ladke bhadak gaye…uss ladki ne thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya vaise hi amtul ne uska hath pakad liya..
Amtul—“Jyada Guroor Na Kar, Dikha Ke Apna Make-up Wala Thobda….Hamko Pata Hai, Kis Kadar Rounda Ja Chuka Hai Tera Bhosda.”
Jisse vo ladke gussa ho kar amtul ko maarne ke liye uth khade huye….
Raj--Jaha ho vahi ruk jao..."Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega."
Unko uthte dekh chodu gang bhi khadi ho gayi unke samne..
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