SAAJAN
UPDATE- 272
Home Minister—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?
“Y…..A…..M…..R…..A…..J”
Yamraj ka naam sunte hi uski ankho ke samne uske dwara ki gayi sabhi hatyayo ka bhayanak drishya ubhar aaya, jis bhayanak aur nirdayta se vah logo ko maarta hai…phir use TBM ki kahi huyi vo baat dhyan aayi ki ‘Yamraj to insaan hai hi nahi’…ye sab dhyan me aate hi uske poore sharir me darr aur khauf ki ek tez lahar daud gayi.
Usne jaldi se car ka darwaja khola aur tezi se beech road me daudne laga…poora sharir uska kewal kuch hi seconds me pasine se lathpath ho gaya tha…usko aise bhagte dekh kar yamraj jor jor se thahaka maar kar hasne laga.
Yamraj (haste huye)—hahahahaha…..bhag raha hai kaayar….bhag, aur tez bhag…apni mout se koi kaha tak bhag sakta hai…akhir
“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”
Ab aage.....
Home minister bachaooo...bachaooo chillate huye beech road par dauda ja raha tha...saanse uski phool gayi thi bhagre bhagte.. pairo ne dum tod diya tha….usne piche palat kar dekha ki kahi yamraj uske paas me to nahi hai…jab door door tak yamraj ki parchhayi bhi nazar nahi aayi to vah kuch der sustane ke liye sadak ke kinare lage ek ped ke niche baith kar jor jor se haanfne laga….home minister bechara mushkil se ek minute bhi nahi baith paya tha ki tabhi kisi ki awaz se vah chounk gaya…aur dhadkane kam hone ki jagah aur bhi tez ho gayi.
“Bas itne me hi thak gaye, aur nahi bhagoge…..?”
Home minister chounk kar apne charo taraf dekhne laga lekin koi dikhayi nahi diya...to uski nazar akasmaat hi upar ki taraf mud gayi..aur jo uski ankho ne dekha to uske baad vah turant vaha se uth kar daud laga diya theek vaise hi jaise ki billi ko dekhte hi chuha daud laga deta hai.
Home minister (bhagte huye mann me)—hey bhagwan.. ! ye yamraj itna jaldi kaha se aa gaya aur ped par bhi chadh gaya…lagta hai ki ye sach me insaan nahi hai…ab kya karu..kaha jau…? Ye to mera picha hi nahi chhod raha hai….ab to meri bhagne ki bhi himmat nahi hai…
Uski saanse bahut tez gati se chal rahi thi…gala sookh gaya tha....ek ek kadam badi kathinayi se uth rahe the…aur antatah uske pairo ne jawab de diya aur vah kisi se takra kar dhadam se niche gir pada….jor jor se haanfte huye jab usne samne dekha to vaha yamraj ko haste huye khada paya….darr aur khauf se uski dhadkan hi band hone ko ho gayi.
Yamraj—hahahahahaha…aur nahi bhagega…? Chal uth bhaag na…bhaaaggggg….lekin bhagne se pahle mera chehra to ek baar dekh le…shayad mujhe pahchan jaye…..hihihihihihi
Yamraj ne apne sir ke baalo ko jo ki jamin tak latak rahe the aur jinki vajah se uska chehra dikhayi nahi pad raha tha, unko apne dono hatho se agal bagal kiya to chehra dekhte hi yamraj ki ghigghi bandh gayi….sharir me bahta khoon thanda ho kar jam sa gaya….rakta sanchar hona band sa ho gaya….uske antar mann me darr aur khauf iss kadar haavi ho gaya ki uske seene me aseem dard ki tez lahar uthne lagi…..aur vo dard me jor jor se apna seena pakad kar cheekhne laga.
Home minister (cheekhte huye)—nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Aur iske sath hi home minister ko heart attack aa gaya….kuch der vah zindagi aur maut ke beech dard se tadapta raha aur phir ekdam se shant ho gaya…..uski hriday gati hi ruk gayi.
Uske marte hi yamraj ne apne bade bade nakhuno wale hath uske seene me ghusa diye aur uska dil bahar nikal liya….phir uske lahoo se jamin par likh diya …..
“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”
Vahi dev lok me devraj sabhi devtao se devarshi narad ji ki kahi huyi baat par mantrana karne ke tatpashchat apne mahal me lout aaye…jaha unka putra kafi kroadh me idhar udhar tahal raha tha…
Devraj—kya baat hai putra...tum itne vichlit vichlit se kyo ghum rahe ho.... ?
Malay (kroadhit)—Pita sri, mere vichlit hone ka kaaran hai, apki putri aur meri bahan rajkumari priyadarshini...
Devraj (hairan)—priyadarshini... ! kya hua hai hamari putri ko.... ?
Malay—apki putri ko prem rog ho gaya hai…
Devraj—prem rog..!
Malay—ha pita sri, prem rog se grasit ho chuki hai hamari priyadarshini….aur pata bhi hai kis se prem karti hai vah…? Dharti lok ke ek tutchh manav se…..
Devraj (chilla kar)—malayyyyy
Malay—mere upar chillane se kya labh hoga pita shri…..yahi satya hai….main khud abhi abhi usko dharti lok me kisi ladke ki baaho me dekh kar aa raha hu…aap yaha uske swayamvar ki taiyariya kar rahe hain aur vah dharti lok me uss manav ladke ke prem jaal ke pralobhan me phans kar apki aur poore dev lok ki izzat ko mitti me mila rahi hai….
Devraj—Jab tum vaha gaye hi the to priyadarshini ko dev lok le kar kyo nahi aaye….?
Malay—maine usko apne sath aane ko kaha kintu usne ye kah kar mere sath aane se mana kar diya ki vo baad me ayegi….
Devraj—tumne priyadarshini ko uske hone wale swayamvar ki jankari di….?
Malay—Ji Pita shri…ye janne ke pashchat bhi usne mana kar diya…aur yaha tak kaha ki vo uss manav ladke ke atirikt kisi aur se kadaapi vivah nahi karegi…
Devraj (gusse me)—to uss ladke ko maar kar priyadarshini ko jabardasti le aana chahiye tha tumhe…
Malay—maine ye bhi koshish ki thi kintu….
Devraj (kroadhit)—kintu aur parantu ki bhasa me baat mat karo….sidhe sidhe batao ki tum uss ladke ko maar kar priyadarshini ko kyo nahi laaye….?
Malay—asal me uss ladka kuch mayavi vidya janta hai….maine uss ladko ko maarne ke liye uske upar apni shaktiyo se prahar bhi kiya kintu…
Devraj (jor se)-phir kintu….
Malay—kshama kare pita shri....meri kisi bhi shakti ka prahar uss ladke ko tanik bhi nuksaan nahi pahucha saka...aur mujhe usse parajit ho kar dev lok loutna pad gaya...
Devraj (hairan, chakit)—kyaaa....ek tutchh manav ne tumhe parajit kar diya, tumhare paas itni shaktiya hone ke bavjud bhi... ? asambhav hai ye...bilkul namumkin....aisa kaise ho sakta hai... ? ek manav me utna saamarthya kaise ho sakta hai ki vo kisi devta ki shaktiyo ko chunouti de sake.... ?
Malay—yahi satya hai pita shri...
Devraj (gusse me)—agar yah satya hai to main uss ladke sahit uske poore pariwar ko yatna aur dukho ke aise bhayavah gart me dubo dunga ki vo aur uske samast pariwar tadap tadap kar marr jayenge….uss ladke ko apni iss gustakhi ka bahut bhayankar parinam bhogna padega ab…
Devraj itna kah kar gusse me mahal se bahar nikal gaye….udhar dharti lok me main diksha ke room se nikal kar jaise hi meera bua ke room me pahucha to vah naha kar bathroom se ek towel lapete huye nikal rahi thi…jo ki unke ghutno ke upar tak hi tha….unhe iss haalat me dekhte hi dil khush ho gaya….unki aadhe se jyada chuchiya to bahar nikli huyi thi aur gori chikni maansal jaanghe unke thoda sa jhukne par hi nazar aa gayi.
Raj(siti baja kar)—wow..! bua darling….kya mast figure paya hai aapne…beautiful & sexy.
Meera (ankhe dikhate huye)—besharam, apni bua ko hi line maar raha hai…kya zamana aa gaya hai…ab to jawan to jawan meri jaisi buddhi aurato ki izzat bhi surakshit nahi hai yaha…
Raj—koun kahta hai ki aap buddhi ho….? Mujhe to har angal se ekdam jawan aur rapchik maal lag rahi ho bua.
Meera—mere pyare bhatije..! main tujhe kis angal se jawan lag rahi hu…? 35 ke upar age ho gayi hai meri ab..samjhe bachchu..
Raj—yahi umra me to asli jawani aati hai bua…
Meera—achcha, tujhe bahut knowledge hai ladkiyo aur aurato ki jawani ke baare me to batata kyo nahi ki kis angal se tujhe main jawan aur sexy dikh rahi hu…?
Raj—bata to du bua par kahi aap bura maan gayi to….?
Meera—teri kisi baat ka maine kabhi bura mana hai aaj tak... ? chal ab bata bhi de na...
Raj—kaha se batana shuru karu, bua.. ?...upar se ya niche se..... ? aage se ya phir piche se... ?
Meera—teri jaha se bhi ichcha ho, vahi se bata de... ?
Raj—mujhe na.... batane me bahut sharam aa rahi hai bua...
Meera—nalayak.. ! apni bua ko sexy aur jawan kahne me to sharam nahi aa rahi thi...ab bada sharam wala ban gaya...
Raj—theek hai bua…ab aap itna press kar rahi ho to bata deta hu himmat kar ke…
Meera (ghur kar)—haannnnn….maine kab press kiya tujhe…? Rahne de koi jarurat nahi kuch bhi batane ki….
Raj—aisa kaise ho sakta hai... ? aap meri bua ho...aapki baat to maanni hi padegi na ab mujhe...to ab bata hi deta hu...
Meera (mushkura kar)—nautanki...
Raj—ye jo aapki ankhe hain na bua....
Meera—kya hua meri ankho ko.... ?
Raj—hua to kuch bhi nahi bua …mujhe na apki ankho me apna chehra nazar aata hai…
Meera—to chehra nazar aane se main jawan aur sexy ho gayi…?
Raj—ufff..batane to do pahle bua…
Meera—theek hai, bata…
Raj—bua, apki jo ye ankhe hain na bahut hi khubsurat hain…neeli neeli jheel jaisi gahri inn ankho me doob jane ko jee chahta hai…
Meera—aur….?
Raj—aapke jo ye gaal hain na….bilkul ruyi ki tarah mulayam aur chikne hain…dil karta hai ki…
Meera—kya dil karta hai….?
Raj—mera dil karta hai ki….lalima liye huye aapke in sundar gore chikne gulabi gaalo ko chum lu…
Meera—aur…?
Raj—aapke jo ye hoth hain…ekdam lal lal shahad se bhare huye pyale ki tarah hain jinme shahad bhara hua hai…inhe dekh kar dil karta hai ki….
Meera (madhosh hote huye)—kya dil karta hai ..tera mere ye hoth dekh kar….?
Raj (bua ke hotho par ungli ghumate huye)—mera dil karta hai ki main aap ke inn hotho ka sara shahad chus chus kar pi jau…
Meera (ankhe band kar ke madhoshi me)—aur…?
haha super mast update bhai
yamraaj ne home minister ko tapka diya
ye pta nhi jitni bade pad k log utne dimag se paidal q hote h
ab devraaj ka logical step hona chaiye tha us insaan k baare mein pta kare iki vo h kon
usko khatam kar dunga uske parivar ko uda dunga
pta nhi kya kya bolne lagte h
bua wala part hot tha bhai
brilliant update
keep rocking bhai
bhai ab 1 mhine baad exam h uski preparation chal rhi h isliye thoda irregular chal rha hun review dene mein
plzz adjust kar lena
