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Conspiracy and Normal day turns into ......
Flashback--- last update mai Raj ke dwara charam sukh ka ahsas picnic par 2-2 baar kiya gaya aur uske is charam sukh ko chayachitra yantra mai ravi dwara rach liya gaya h aur wanhi anjana bi ghodi ban chuki h raj ki aur uski sawri karke raj bi khus h ....janha sab planing kar chuke h ki raj se kab badla lena h toh ashram ate huve Raj alag he planing kar raha tha uske liye jo abi tak bacha huva h....
Ab agai
3 din normal in 3 dino mai jisai jo backchodi karni thi usne wo ki aur muje jo karna tha mera dhayan usi pe tha matlb jaggu ka sikar kaise karna h akhir bhediyo ko bi pata lage jab sher sikar par niklega tab kya hoga ....
3 Din baad picnic normal life........
Morning mai yoga aur uske baad Xabhi sir ke sath training ki ..... kafi kuch sikh gaya hu main but perfection ni aya h usmai 2 se 3 mahine lagenge subhe ki ye 3 hour ki training meri body tod training hoti h but body mai abi bahut kami h jo guruji ki goli se aur Xabhi sir ki hard traing se puri kar rahe h unke war close combat mai aur tez ho gaye h matlb in one word chudi... Padi h....Xabhi sir muje 50 logo se single he ladne layak banane ke liye full pele huve h khair Inko chodo abi ke liye school chalte h......
In school
Morning 11.30 am
Hum sab park mai baithe the javed mujse kam he bolta h kyoki usai pata lag gaya tha ki usne jo karne ki kosis ki wo muje pata h aur main bi sahi time ka wait kar raha tha usai niptane ka....aur maine uske liye jo socha h agar usai pata lag gaya toh wo ek second ni rukega pure heemachal mai kyoki muje jinda ko mare saman jinda rakhne mai aur usai khoff mai dhekne mai maza ata h just like SAW movie jaise janha jitna hiloge utni maregi ha ha ha.. khair phir muje kaano mai awaj ayi
Ravi--- yaar movie dheke kafi waqt ho gsya h.sab sath chale kya
Komal—ha chalte h na
Main – Ni yaar allowed ni h hum ashramwalo ko
Ravi --- hum sab request karenge na
Main--- tum logo ko allowed ni wanha ana main kosis karta hu maan gaye toh chalenge warna cancil ok
Ravi komal richa—please kosis karna hum chalenge na yaar bahut man h mera bi..
Shweta --- school tour jata h na usmai khub ghum lena sur movie dheklena
Ravi --- ni yaar usmai kaafi waqt h
Main sunil ki taraf dhek ke
Sunil – ok hum kosis karenge sayad maan jaye guruji...
Aise he hum moj masti kar rahe the ki senior ki football ayi aur shweta ko lagi breast pe wo gir gayi aur dard se rone lagi ....mujse bus ansu ni dhekhe jate h aur agar mere apne ke ho toh katayi ni maine usai uthaya aur uske ansu puuch ke chup karaya ..muje gusa toh bahut araha tha par main kuch kar ni sakta tha....
Senior boys ka group – oh pahalwan group bol diyo idhar
Sunil – ye khelne ki jagah h kya jo yanha khel rahe ho play ground mai khelo
Seniors – ale le bacho ko lag gsyi gussa araha h marega ...ha ha ha
Main – sunil rahne de hum wanha se dusri taraf jane lage ....
Piche se muje kisi ke kahne ki awaj sunayi di deepika ne jo huva tha dhek liya tha
Deepika aur anjana---tum logo ka dimag kharab h kya jo juniors se aisa behave karte ho .....
Senior – are deepika darling tum
Deepika--- mind your language ache khase ghar se ho par language gali ke kutte jaisi h
Senior – darling tuje bi gali ki kutti bane de ha ha ha ajana city ke stadium mai achi jagah h kutta kutti khelenge ha ha ha ha
Main piche mood ke –1 2 3 4 5 6 7 meri ankhe ab puri lal thi jisai gusai mai ansu ki kuch bunde bi agayi thi....
Sunil – kya....gin raha h
Main – long drive chalega maza ayega...
Sunil--- hutiye nawabi shok mat paal kal dhekha tha tuje ....chut mil gayi na kriti langdati huvi arahi thi
Main--- long drive with action ab bol agli baar ni puchunga......
Sunil --- marunga main
Main--- elbow aur knee fracture aur agai ke kuch dant manjur h toh bol....
Sunil --- Bus done dana done
Shweta --- kya kah rahe ho ap log
Tuje movie dhekni thi na aj dikhata hu tu aj Deepika di ke sath unke ghar chali jana aur shamko . Xxxx time pe janha bulau wanha ajana didi ko leke ok unhe bolna nayi movie lagi h kutta kutti dhekne ka man h bus....wo mana kare toh bi leke ana ......
Shweta apna dard bhul ke sir khujlane lagi ye baat uske liye out of course ho gayi thi..
Aur deepika itni gandi baat jo usne suni na thi kabhi kisi se wo sun rone lagiii aur chup chali gayiii
School.off ho gaya tha main aur sunil school se ashram vali road pe aye he the ki ek speed se ek bike ayi aur mere pass se break marti huvi skit karke mudi bike sur wo kuch is tarah lag rahi thi maine usai dhekha aur wo muje muskrate huva dhek rahi thi
Main – Hi beautifull
Sonali – hey sexi
Main—miss me
Sonali- - thats why i came for you
Main – wanna ride
Sonali—right know
Main—no in night
Sonali – i m alays ready if u ride me
Sunil---
Main – pahle ashram chale
Sonali – your bike sexy
Main --- wao aur uske gaal pe chummi chipka di..main bike ko dhek raha tha awesome thi dil he khus ho gaya tha mera
Sunil—wao bhai mast h teri bike
Main--- hutiye meri ni hamari bike samja dubara teri meri ki na toh lugayi puri tarike se bana lunga tuje samja
Sonali chale ab ya yanhi sab karna h
Sunil ---
Main running karte huve ata hu ap is meri lugayi ko le jao iske bahut sawal honge toh sunil mam se he puchliyo
Sunil—kya kaha tune abi mam toh thodi dair pahle kya ho raha tha
Main—maine kaha tha na
Sonali—baitho mujse puchlena
Sunil--;meri taraf dhe ke
After one hour guruji room
Main—guruji maine apse kabhi kuch ni manga h aj mera ek nivedan h apse
Gurji --- sonali aur sunil ki taraf dhekte huve putra nivedan sunne ke baad he main kuch kah paunga
Main – main guruji Dharam sankat h apka diya gyan kahta h shatriya dharam nibhao aur mera guru vachan muje rok raha h...
Guruji – putra spast sabdo mai baat batao har baat ka har samsya ka samadhan hota h..
Main – apka gyan kahta h nari par atayachar karne wale ko jeene ka huk ni h aur mere guru ne kaha h school mai kisi students se ladayi ya koyi sikayat ni aani chahiye h ye vachan maine unhe diya huva h...aur aj jo huva h usmai ek shatriya ke sath sath ek bhai ke jameer par bi chot lagi h....
Guruji --- kafi dair sochte rahe phir bole agar main ye kanhu ki ye samsya he ni h toh
Main--- wo kaise
Guruji--- tum shatriya dharm nibhao aur ek bhai ka dharam bi pura karo aur tumahre guru ke vachan ka toh tumhare guru ne kaha tha school ke kisi student ki sikayat ni ani chahiye h toh jab pata he ni ho kisne mara toh sikayat kaise ayegi...
Guruji rocks Raj shocks
Main—Dhanyawad guruji main samaj gaya aj ratri main ye nipta dunga
Guruji --- beti sonali tum raj ka dhayan rakhna ki isai koyi dikat na aye aur sunil tum bi jaoge...sath main
Hum dono ji guruji....
Aur hum dono ke jane ke baad guruji ke Room mai Xabhi sir sonali aur guruji ek sath baithe the
Guruji – tum logo ki planning sahi h par raj ko u bich mai rakhna
Xabhi wo uska khud ka faisla h guruji Raj kahta h sikar mera h toh chara bi main he hounga
Guruji – thikh h jaisa tumhe tikh lage 2 din mai wo bi ajayega usai bi shamil karlena aur jaldi he khatm karo is jaggu ko warna main kuch karunga toh dikat ajayegi...
Aur ye pade dore Xabhi sir ko
Xabhi si--- guruji ni ni ni ap uska naam kyo lete h wo bail buddhi h wo sabkuch jala dega aisa bi koyi karta h kya kamina...uske liye sab kachara h guruji wo jinda ko jinda jala deta h.....
Sonali bechari jo halat pahle raj ki huvi thi wo uski ho rahi thi wo kabi Xabhi sir ko dhekhe toh kabhi guruji ko
Guruji muskara rahe the aur xabhi sir apna sir dabate huve chale gaye
Aur raj sonali ko apna ashram dikhane laga chalo inhe kuch dair chod ke kanhi aur chalte h
2 chutiye gutar gutar kar rahe the.....
Ravi--- yaar is chutiyo ko bahar kaise. Nikale ashram se aur city kaise leke jaye
Javed – tune kitni kosis ki thi..par ni mana na dont worry hum kuch na kuch soch lenge
Ravi—wo memory card sambhal ke rakh diya na
Javed--- ha rakh diya h maine
Ravi ha ha ha bus kuch mahine aur ...raj ka pata ni kya hoga par richa meri hogiiii
Jaggu’s Den
Bhai ye top ke fighter h Mp ke ek se bhadkar ek pure 100 log bula liye bhai na marne Se darte h na police se inhe bus paisa do aur ye samne wale ko kaatkar fenk dete h aur lash toh kya wo insaan is duniya mai h tha ya ni ya huva tha kabhi kuch pata ni lagta h
Jaggu--- ha ha ha sonali bi maregi aur wo chokra bi ha ha ha aur inki badolat pura heemachal hamara hoga.....ha ha ha bus kuch jaise he wo lounda bahar niklega hamare pass call ajayega ...aur lounde ka khel khatm abki baar koyi chook ni hogi.....
In call jab sonali ashram mai he h
Srivastav – mam yanha jungle mai badi hal chal huvi h karib 130 ke karib log ikkatha h aur unki sakal dhek ke lag raha tha sare bade criminal h par andar thodi dur jate he wo sab gayab ho jate h....
Sonali--- srivastav jaldi he is jaggu ke pichwade mai danda dalke ek pankh wala mor bana ke nachwaungi bus kuch din aur Tum nighaye mat hatana aur pal pal ki khabar dete rahna aur chinta mat karo usai bill se bahar nikalne ka tarika h mere pass ji lene do usai kuch din aur...
Evening 6 pm
Ek harley Davidson aur ek bullet full speed se city ja rahi thi ek par Raj aur sonali baithe the aur ek par sunil tha kuch is trah...
Sunil
Hum full speed se city mai enter hote huve pahuch gaye hamari manjil par is bich shweta ko inform kar diya tha humai 20 minut lage complete wanha pahuchte huve matlab stadium ke pass aur hum dur se he nigrani rakhne lage aur nighrani rakhte rakhte he sari baat bata di sonali ko aj school mai kya huva ...
Thodi dair baad aj wale chu...ate huve dikhayi diye meri ankhe sunil se mili humne intezar kiya matlb intezaar deepika aur shweta ke ane ka taki unhe bi pata lage ki unse battamizi karne wale ke sath kya hota h aur thodi dair mai wo dono agayiii aur dono kuch is trah dikh rahi thi
Main--- agayii ap dono
Shweta --- lo apne bulaya hum na aye aisa ho sakta h
Main – agai bhada aur deepika ko gale lagaya aur unke kaan mai bola sab tikh h main hu na jisne kiya h wo bhugtega aur jindgi bhar pachtayega
Deepika--- ne bi raj ko kas ke gale laga liya
Sunil shweta ke gale pe hath dalke bola bhai hum toh ajnabi h na aur ek he bhai h na apka main kya hu matlb meri koyi kadar ni
Main-- chal be tu baad mai ladwa liyo tere laad chal kuch kaam karte h mai sonali se ap in dono ko us taraf se andar le ao ok ----
Depika-- bhai par ye sab
Main—hamari bahan ke sath koyi ulti baat kare ye hum kaise sun sakte h hamare hath bandhe h warna aj inki gardan hum maa bhawani ke charno mai chadate..maine sunil ki taraf ishara kiya isne bola tha kutta kutti film lagi h..ab chalo movie dhekte h...meri is baat par deepika di halka sa muskra di
Time 8 baj gaye the aur lagh bhag sab ja chuke sivaye kuch ke jo bear pi rahe the aram se bigdi baap ki bigdi raeees aulade sunil unki taraf jata ja raha tha aur wo sare usai he dhek rahe the
Ladka --- abe chutiye mu mai kya lund liya tha jo helmat pahan rakha
Ladka 2--- abe yaha hum gaand ni marte h kanhi aur ja ke mara
Sunil sidha gaya aur ek ke baal pakad niche jhukaya aur sidha gutna mu pe diya sale ke 4 daant tut gaye...aur phir uska hath pakda aur diya phir se ghutna diya elbow fracture itne mai baki bi agaye aur sunil bolne laga kuta......kuta... kutta ......kutta .......ttaaa...ttaaa...aur phir ek bhaag ke aya uske mu par solid panch mara sayad 4 toh tute he honge daant phir diya pair se ek kick ghutne pe aur ghutna crackkkk ki awaj se he tut gaya phir se ek ki gaand mai chul machii toh diya sunil ne ek right kick pait mai aur jhukte he di ghutne pe kick phir dusre ghutne pe aur dono leg fracture hote he wo ghutne pe aya toh sunil ne uska chehra pakadke mu par 2 punch diye..ab bache 3 wo bhagne he wale the ki sunil bola agar bhage toh police tumahar he naam lenge main inhe mar dunga maine glaps pahne h koyi saboot ni ab the toh student he heemat kar aye ladne aur achi gaand kutayi huvi phir sunil ne sabko bari bari tabiyat sekutta kutta kutta bol kar toda sunil toh hila hila ke check karne laga aur jiska tutna baki rah gaya tha unke dant hath pair tod diye aur hamre agai aake jhuk gaya aur bola is na chije ka live kutta kutti movie a pasand ayi ho toh kripaya shabhasi de ya kuch khilao ge toh bi chalega...
Deepika ne ek gaal pe mere chummi li aur sunil ko gale laga liya aur boli thank you bhai thank you aur rone lagi...
Sunil—bhai bahan mai thank you hota h kya ham toh school mai he kar dete par kasam se bande huve the.....aj specialy raj guruji is baat ke liye milne gaya tha 3 saal mai pahli baar isne samne se kisi se kuch manga h.....
Sonali – not bad raj maza gaya muje ni pata tha sunil bi aisi fight bi karta h
Deepika—ek baar sonali ki taraf dhekha aur fir Raj girl friend banali hmmm mast h hight bi achi h figure bi mast h kya baat h hot h gf toh...aur kab patayi tune ... Hume bataya bi ni
Sunil aur shweta--
Main--- mar....waogi....kya sorry mam sorry sorry di ye inspector h inspector sonali....
Deepika ---;oh my god lady killer jisai sare gundai darte h. Manchale toh inke naam se he kamnpte h aur inka naam bahut suna h but face to face aj mil bi li inse sab ghar chalenge mere aur raat ko wanhi rukenge
Main--- ni dii. Rahne do phir kabhi rukunga
Sonali--- ha phir kabi deepika jarur rukenge
Deepika --- ni ap sab chal rahe ho aur ghar par call kardiii
aur sabko leke chal di ghar ki tarf ghar par pahuch gaye 10 minut mai
Introduction
Deepika singhaniya
Fathers name ---- kaptaan singhaniya successful business man export ka kaam h jo pure heemachal mai faila h aur sara maal bahar export karte h cr pati firm h
Maa--- Deepti singhaniya house wife h simple nature ki h...
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