Update 70
Heart touching...
Flesh back
Rana tumhare pita ki taraf bhag ke aya aur tumhare pita uski taraf tumahre pita ne usko pait se pakad ke upar uthaya aur fenk diya usai wo dur jake diwaar se takraya jaise he khada huva tumhare pita ne phir uthaya usai aur apne ghutne pe rakh ke uski reed ki haddi tod di aur 2 he daanv mai ladayi khatm kardi .......
Phir maine tumhare pita ke agai hath joda toh unhone hath pakad mana kardiya maine pucha masheeha ka naam kya h ye jaan sakta hu tab wo jane lage aur palat kar bole
NIRWAAN SAHDEV SINGH NIRWAAN
Aise huvi thi hamri mulakat meri mulakaat ....jisne ek jhatke mai puri delhi hila di thi.....
Ab agaii
Main--- uncle ko dekh raha tha aur uncle muje hum dono he half hour tak chup rahe phir maine pucha us family ka kya huva...
Jogindar uncle --- unhe chod diya gaya unke ghar aur tumhare papa ke bahut ahsaan mand the wo aur aj wo delhi ki top richest persons mai se ate h....unka naam h anirudh goswami....
Shweta --- kya???? Iska matlab wo richa ke papa h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Hanste hanste farsh pe gir gayi...
Uncle--- aise kyo paglo ki trah hans rahi h...bataogi.... Muje bi...
Par wo hansti rahi....
Deepika—chotii khadi ho jao warna janti ho muje...
Shweta--- ha ha ha i m sorry diii wo isliye hans rahi thi ki jo bhai ki aukat dikha rahi thi uski aukat toh bhai ke papa ki dain h ha ha ha ha....phir bi usmai gamand h soch rahi hu usai pata lagega tab kya hoga....ha ha ha ha ha ha sorry sorry diii mere bhai ko gareeb bikhari bol rahi thi acha h ab main moj karungi bhai ke paiso wo faltu he divied kar deti aur bhai ko alag kar deti hum sab se ...sahi kaha na..dii
Jogindar--- main khusnaseeb hu ki meri beti aise mahan pariwar aur mahaan insaan ke bete ki bahan ka rista jod payi ...aur tumhare sath he agaii bi padhegii..muje umid h ye tumhari trah he nek dil aur mahnati banegi
Shweta--- papa wo toh hu main ....kam mat samajiye .....
Hum u he normal bate ki phir sone chale gaye shweta apni mom ke pass soyi aur deepika aur sonali alag room mai but i know ki raat ko sonali jarur ayegi ...aur huva bi wahi main sone ka natak karne laga ki wo kya karti h...
Sonali--- lagta h so gaya phir chal kar rah ke pass gayi sur uske mathe pe chicks pe kiss ki aur uske baju mai ake banho mai simat gayi aur raj ko niharne lagi ....
Main--- apne dhek liya ho toh so jaye
Sonali--- oh toh janab jag rahe h toh phir itne natak kyu ..
Main—bus apko janne ki kosis kar raha tha ..
Sonali--- toh jaan liya ya baki h .
Main---- ankho mai dhek ke nahi toh abhi janna aur phir uske upar agaya ..
Sonali--- ih toh janab ke irade tikh nahi lag rahe h ...muje
Main--- uski ankho mai dhekha aur ek kiss suru huvi jo deep kiss mai badal gayi sona ki ankho mai khumari thi pyar ki main side mai late gaya aur usai apni banho mai leke apne upar leta liya...
Sonali---balo mai hath ghuma kar kya huva tum jo chahe kar sakte ho ..
Main--- Nahi main is pyare rishte ko sex mai khona nahi chahta i dont know but i care for u ,i m always missing u muje ek aisa sathi mila h jisai mai apne pass dil ki gahrayi mai rakhna chahta hu ...par muje lagta h agar sex bich mai aya toh i lost you...
Sonali--- aisa kuch nahi hoga par tumahara dil ye kahta h toh mat karo jab tumhara dil ijajat dega tab agai bhadenge fir apne man mai idiot main puri tumhari hu ab toh sirf maut he juda kar sakti h hume ....
Main--- muje apni banho mai sula lo ...
Sonali ne phir muje apne seene se laga ke sula liya pata nahi but sonali ki banho mai i m feeling safe sur wanhi jab dii ke pass sota hu jab wo apni godh mai sulati h toh sukun se nind ajati h ajib sa ahsas h ek ke touch mai pyar aur surakhsa h toh dusre touch mai pyar aur sukun h
Meri nind subhe jab khuli toh mera chehra abhi bi sonali ke seene mai he tha aur mera hath uske top ke andar tha pith par .main thoda hila toh wo bi jag gayi Usai ahsas huva ki mera hath kanha par h toh wo muskra uthi ....
Sonali---. Muje deepika ke uthne se pahle jana hoga 4 baje h tum so jao phir kiss muje di aur chali gayi..
Main uth gaya aur bahar agaya phir nikal gaya jogging pe delhi ka environment utna saaf nahi tha kyoki ye capital h toh rush har waqt rahta tha abi main running kar he raha tha ki ek car tezi se speed se nikal gayi aur agai jake takra gayi devinder se aur palat gayi main bhag ke gaya uske pass toh andar ek admi fansa huva tha maine unhe bahar nikala toh wo bola
Admi--- muje kanhi chupa do kuch log mere piche pade h main ek chief editor hu news channel ka h..mere pass kuch saboot h jo wo log chinna chahte please help ...
Uski baat puri bi na huvi thi ki ek swift car tezi se hamri taraf ayi aur ruki jismai se e4 admi nikle ke hath mai pistal thi unmai se ek bola wo saboot de do bakhs dunga warna mare jaoge aur phir meri taraf bola tu nikal be chikne warna tera anjaam bura hoga
Main—gunga bahra hone ki acting karke ishara karne laga...
Toh pistal wala admi meri taraf aya ...3 second baad
Pistal wala admi are bc ye duniya kyo ghum rahi h bhookamp aya h kya baki 2 bi ha bhai sab gol gol ghum raha h huva ye tha ki main acting karta huva unke behad karib agaya tha aur wo samaj pate usai pahle he teeno ke sir par laat aur gusai pad chuke the.....maine us admi ko uthaya aur un teeno ko behosh kar diya aur us admi ko leke commissioner ghar ki taraf le chala...
Admi--- brave boy koun ho tum aur kanha se ho
Main--- mera naam Raj h aur main pahli baar delhi aya hu ...
Admi--- toh yanha police ke officers quarters mai
Main—guest hu meri sister ke father rahte h i mean mu boli bahan jo muje jaan se pyari h uske papa police commissioner h aur apne apni tarif nahi batayi
Admi--- meri taraif main kuch nahi hu sirf ek news channel mai bhrastachariyo ki pol khol deta hu saboot ke sath isliye log darte h aur marna chate h....
Hum baat karte huve ghar tak pahuch gaye
Main – toh apko dhayan rakna chahiye protection ke liye aply karna chahiye...Main ye lijiye hum uncle ke pass pahuch gaye chaliye andar main apki help karne ki kosis karta hu...l
Bahar gaurd us admi ko dhek ke hairan the Hum andar pahuche toh uncle newspepar padh rahe the
Main---. Uncle muje ek help chahiye ye h...
Jogindar uncle--- one and only kundan sharma the famous news editor jinhone kitno ki he pol kholi h ...
Kundan--- bus bi kijiye Commissioner sahab itna bada bi nahi kiya h ..
Jogindar--- are bhai ap news ka dabav banate ho tabi toh mantri tang nahi karte h hame baithi tea piyo suniti ho bhagyawaan kundan ji aye h ...tea toh pilao
Tabi sonali bi niche agayi ..
Kundan --- oh my god super cop is here what a surprise ...how it is possible ...
Sonali--- nice to meet u again
Main--- ap teeno ek dusre ko jante nahi nahi sare itefaq mere sath he kaise hote h...
Sab hairani se muje dhekte h..
Kundan,--- actual isne meri jaan bachayi abhi wo victor ka right hand h na vithal uske admi muje marna chahte the muje kisi ne video proof bheja tha S.I ke muder ka inko bhanak lagayi sur abhi muje jaan se marne aye the bht wo abhi behose pade h is jaanbaj ne ek he waar mai sabko chand tare dikha diye ...
Sonali—meri taraf gusai se dhek rahi thi aur main usai muskarakar..
Jogindar--- well kundan he is one man army he is able to alonely fight with 50 trained fighters with his hands ...
Sonali gusai se he dhek rahi thi sur ye sari bate upar se deepika ne bi sunli wo bi aag babula ho rahi thi....
Main kabhi sonali toh kabhi deepika ko dhekta phir chup chap tea pi aur khisak liya
Niche uncle aur sab bate karte rahe
Main bathroom se nahake nikala toh side se mere kaan pakad liye aur tez marod diye maine side dekha auch dii dard hota
Deepika--- hamesa ladayi jagde janha jaye wanha pange...
Phir ek aur jhansi ki rani ayi aur wo toh pahle he bhadki huvi thi..
Sonali--- Tum samjhate kya ho khud ko Superman ho batman ho jo goli asar nahi karegi gun ke samne toh dhayan rakna chahiye
Main bus nichi gardan karke i m sorryy....i m soryy ....Ek kaam karte h aj main shopping karata hu apko....mere paiso se tab toh mafi milegi na
Dono ek sath khud ke paiso se
Main--- are bhayiii tournament jeeta tha na toh abhi bi h ...aur mere he h waise dadaji ke bi h ..ap jo chaho kharid sakti ho...
Shweta--- bahar nikal ke i know muje pata tha ki bhai ko dada ji ne paise diye honge ab mere pass papa ka paisa dii ka paisa aur sonali mam ki police power bhai ka paisa aur us gadhe sunil ne bi mere account mai daale h paise toh main ab richi rich hu sab mera he mera h ..aj latest i phone aur shopping hogi wo wo main ready hoti hu.....
Ladkiyo ko shoping ka naam le do bhagwan kasam ek baar toh khun he maaf karde...
Some where in delhi
Bhai wo kundan bach gaya...usai ek lounde ne bacha liya aur 3 ko pakad bi liya
Tabi ek goli chali aur wo mar gaya..
Phir ek awaj ayi pata karo koun tha aur us editor ko marne ke liye naya plan banao ab uske pass police protection hogi toh dhayan se...... Bc ab koun agaya jo vithal se panga lene agaya ....pahle he tension ek toh is sonali ne mere bhai jaggu ko mar diya aur ab yanha agayi h khair in sabko he marna h.....bc aj ka din he kharab h ......
Himachal----
Kaptaan singhaniya--- kya baat h beta ho
Sunil---nahi papa main tikh hu ..ha yaad ati h uski wo gusail h galti na kar baithe isliye tension rahti h....abi bi wo mandawa mai ladayi karta ja raha h..
Kaptaan--- beta neki aur galat ka virodh karna uske khun mai h jo tum bakhubi jante ho isliye toh tumhe business sikha raha hu ab toh tumhe pata lag gaya hoga ki wo koun h jaisa uska naam h utne he uske raj h main chahta hu ek saal mai tum sab sikh jao saam dand bhed in tariko se kaam karna ana chahiye tumhe baki jab nahi hoga toh tumahara bhai aur tumhe jo tikh lage
Sunil--- ji papa.....
Aj ke liye itna he......
