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Adultery PYAAR KI BHOOKH ( COMPLETE)

Ankitshrivastava

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Ab Aage.......



HOTEL SAM ME.........



Hotel ke room me jab 2 saksh aakar menka ki taraf badne lagte hai....to menka itni jyada dar jati hai ki wo aankhe band kar ke joor se cheekhne lagti hai....

Tabhi un 3 saksh me se 1 aage bada aur menka ka muh apne hath se dawa diya......

Menka(aankhe khol kar)- uuummmmmmmmmmm....

Akram- are chillao mat...main ankit ka dost hu....samjhi....

Menka(aankhe faad kar)- uumm..uuummm...

Akram- ohh...sorry.....

Ye bol kar akram ne menka ke muh se hath hata liya aur menka apni fooli hui saanse theek karne lagi....

Akram- hume ankit ne hi bheja hai....aur ha...ye dono log policewale hai...to ghabrao mat.....

Menka- hmm..par aap log yaha kyo aaye....matlab ankit baba ne to kaha tha ki hume hi is aourat ka khyaal rakhna hoga....aur meri pati kaha hai....

Akram- wo bahar hai...kuch kaam se nikal gaya hai....aur haa.....hum yaha is aourat ki asliyat janne ke liye aaye hai....kyoki hume pata hai ki isne ab tak kuch bhi nhi baka....

Menka- haa...badi dheet hai ye.....

Akram- koi baat nhi....mere ye sathi isi kaam me expert hai....inhe dheet se dheet insaan ka muh khulwana aata hai....ab bas tum dekhna....ki ye kaise apna muh kholti hai....

Menka- hmm...to ab aap log ise sambhaliye.....main chapti hu...

Akram- theek hai...aur haa...agar 1 cup chai la sako to accha hoga....

Menka- ji...abhi lati hu....

Itna bol kar menka nikal gai aur akram ke isaare par dono policewale apne kaam par lag gaye........


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SHARABI KE ADDE PAR..........


Yaha najam sharabi se 1 round chudne ke baad nangi hi bed par padi thi aur apne plan ke baare me soch rahi thi.....

Najam(man me)- ye to pata chal chuka ki akash ne ek baar fir mujhe chakhma de diya.....matlab ab akadh ko fasa kar apni jindagi aish se bitana muskil hai....kyoki akash to mujhe apnane se raha.....

To ab mere paas sirf ek hi rasta bacha hai....wo hai DJ.....ya fir ye sharaabi....haa....ye bhi ek accha rasta ho sakta hai.....

Agar kisi tarah main sharabi ko khush kar ke uske dil me apne liye jagah bana lu....to mera kaam ho sakta hai.....

Fir na hi mujhe akash ki jaroorat hogi aur na hi DJ ke isaaro par naachna padega.....fir to main apne bacche ke sath sharabi ki ho kar rah sakti hu...wo bhi pure aish se...

Aur ek baar sharaabi mere sath ho gaya....tab to wo sala ankit bhi mera kuch nhi bigaad payga.....hmm...ye accha idea hai....aur isme ab mujhe der nhi karni chahiye....main aaj se hi sharabi ko bottle me utarna suru kar deti hu...

Yaha najam apne hi khyaalon me gum thi aur waha akash kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....


( Call Par)


Akash- aakhir iski jaroorat kya hai.....

Saamne- agar jaroorat nhi hoti to bolta hi kyo....ye jaroori hai....aur yakeen mano....ye plan kaamyaab hua na....to samjho aadha kaam khatm....

Akash- par hum bina iske bhi to kaam kar sakte hai na.....fir jaroorat kya hai..

Saamne- kar sakte hai....par usme waqt lagega....aur hume kafi logo ko dekhna hoga....par agar hum ek-ek jar ke un logo ko pahle hi raste se hata de...tab hume sirf ek hi saksh par focus karna hoga....sirf DJ par....aur ye to tum bhi jante ho ki ek insaan ko target karna kai logo ko target karne se jyada accha hai....

Akash- hmm...to ab mujhe kya karna hai...aur ye ankit mujhe kuch kyo nhi batata....haa...

Saamne- wo tumhara beta hai.....tumhare hi jaisa hoga na...khair....tum sharabi se baat karo aur sab samjha do....aur usse bolna ki ye kaam aaj hi ho jaaye to accha...

Akadh- ok....main dekhta hu...

Fir aksh ne call cut ki aur sharaabi je oaas pahuch gaya...aur fir kuch der baad hi sharabi dowara najam ke paas chala gaya....jaha najam abhi bhi nangi hi dali thi.....

Sharabi- ohh....accha kiya tumne kapde nhi pahne.....faltu me time kharab hota....

Najam(muskura kar)- main janti thi ki aap jaroor aayge....isliye aapke liye puri tarah se ready rahna chahti thi....

Sharabi(bed par aa kar)- accha....itni japdi tum mujhe samjhne bhi lagi....

Najam(sharabi ka seena sahlate huye) - ji haa....main asli mard ko ek baar me hi samjh leti hu....

Sharabi- oh ho....tab to tum asli mard ke sath hi rahna chahti hogi....

Najam(man me)- bilkul chahti hu....kam se kam is waqt to haa...

Sharabi(najam ki gaand par chapet maar kar) - kya sochne lagi.....

Najam- aah...kuch nhi...main to bas ye soch rahi thi ki kya aap mujhe apne sath rakhne ki khwahis rakhte hai ki nhi....

Sharabi- ye to tum par hai.....kyoki tum to DJ ki ho na.....to fir....

Najam- to kya....main uski gulaam nhi....main apni marji ki malkin hu....main jaha chahugi...jiske sath chahugi...wahi rahugi....

Sharabi- par maine to suna tha ki tum DJ ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti ho....

Najam- kisne kaha....are wo to bolna padta hai.....ab jiske bharoshe jindagi bitani ho...uskole liye wafadari to dikhani hi hogi na....to bas....

Sharabi- accha....chalo..maza karte-karte baat karte hai......ab dikhao apna jalwa.....dekhe to...kitni kabil ho tum....

Najam- kyo nhi.....aaj main aapko itna khush karoogi ki aap duniya ki har aourat ko bhool jaoge....sirf mujge hi yaad rakhoge......

Itna bol kar najam ne baith kar sharabi ka pent aur underwere nikal diya....aur usi waqt sharabi ne apni shirt bhi nikal di...aur pura nanga ho jar bed ke sirhane tik kar baith gaya.....

Aur najam bade pyaar se uska lund sahlate huye uske hontho ko choosne lagi....

Najam- uuummmmhhh....aap ka lund wakai saandaar hai...

Sharabi- wo to hai....waise ek baat bolu....

Najam- ek kya....aap hazaar bole...aauuummmmmmhhh...

Sharabi- DJ ka plan kya hai....

Najam- ye aapko kyo janna hai....

Sharabi- wo isliye....ki mujhe lagta hai ki uska plan bade faayde wala hai...ate tabhi to wo meri sharton par udhaar le gaya.....aur aisi sharto par udhaar lene ki dam aise hi to nhi aai uske paas...kuch to bada hai....

Najam- ha...bahut bada.....jusme lakho nhi...bapki karodo ka fayda hai......kai crore....

Sharabi- ohh....tab to tum bata hi do.....

Najam- aur ye bata kar mera kya fayda......

Sharabi- tumhara....are tum meri ban kar raho...aur aish se raho.....jo mera hoga...wo tumhara bhi....aur tumhe kusi se darne ki bhi jaroorat nhi hogi.....na akash se aur na uske bete se....bolo...kya bolti ho....

Najam(nan me)- wah...ye to mere hi man ki baat bol gaya.....kya kismat hai meri....

Sharabi- soch lo....agar DJ ka sath diya...to ek to DJ tumhe rani bana kar nhi rakhne wala....aur dusra.....ho sakta hai is beech tum kisi ke hath se maari jao...kyoki ankit tumhe dhokha dene par chhodega nhi...aur na hi akadh....

Najam- aap sahi bol rahe hai...isliye maine soch liya......ki main aapke sath hu....ab aap bataiye....aapka kya plan hai....

Sharabi- mera to seedha plan hai....ki DJ ka pkan jano....uske sath raho....aur last time par use raste se hata do...fir sabkuch mera...aur tum bhi meri....

Najam(muskura kar)- to fir bas.....aap maza kijiye.....fir main aapko sab bata dugi....aur haa.....aapko ankit aur aksh ki sambhalna hoga....unke kabze me mera baccha hai....

Sharabi- tum uski fikr mat karo...bas ye batao ki DJ aur uske plan ke baare me kya-kya janti ho......fir dekhna ki main DJ ko kaise jhatka deta hu....bolo....

Najam- bolti hu....par pahle jara aapko maza to kara du....

Aur ye bol kar najam ne jhuk kar sharabi ka lund choosna suru kar diya......

Fir dekhte hi dekhte najam aur sharabi ne ek baar fir se saandaar chudaai ki....aur chudaai ke douran hi najam ne wo sab bol doya....jo ki abhi tak kisi aur ko pata nhi tha......

DJ ka target....uske sathi......uska plan.....khazane ki jagah(jo DJ ko pata thi)....aur najam ke hatho ka kamaal....ki kaise usne nakli mask bana kar DJ ka kaam aasaan kiya.....

Yaha najam masti me choor chudte huye apna muh khol rahi thi....par wo is baat se anjaan thi ki uska kaha ek-ek sabd koi sun raha hai...aur sath hi sath use dekh bhi raha hai.....

Najam ka ye nanga naach dekhne wala aur koi nhi...balki S tha....jo ye sab dekh kar behad hi khush tha......

S - saali raand kahi ki......ise lagta hai ki ye sabko nacha rahi hai....par ise ye andaja bhi nhi ki ab ye kitna naachne wali hai aur kis-kis ke sath.....chalo....ab DJ ko ye batane ka waqt aa gaya hai ki uski randi ab uski nhi rahi.....DJ.....uperwala tumhe ye sahne ki taaqat de DJ...hahahaha.......


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ANKIT KE GHAR ME........


Yaha mami apni taange kholi joor-joor se sisak rahi thi aur maine unke uper leta joor-joor se dhakke maar raha tha.....

Har dhakke par mami ke muh se ek meethi si aah nikal rahi thi....aur fir masti me aa kar mami ne apni taange meri kamar me fasa di....

Mami- aahhh..lalla....kitna accha karta hai tu...uuummm....har dhakke par maza kara deta hai.....

Main- bas mami....tum khush ho...yahi mere liye bahut hai....

Itna bol kar main thoda piche hua aur mami ki dono taange hath se uper kar di...mab mami ki gaand aur jyada choudi lag rahi thi...aur meri jaagho se takta kar thap..thap ki aawaaj kar rahi thi....

Mami masti me choor khud hi apne dhoodho ko masalate huye apni kamar hilane lagi aur maine puri speed se dhakke maarna suru kar diya....

Dheere-dheere hum dono ki masti aur jyada bad gai aur room me ab sirf mami ki meethi siskiyan aur unki gaand ki thaap hi sunaai de rahi thi.....

Hum dono ko hi is waqt kisi ki koi fikr nhi thi....par koi tha...jo hum dono ki masti ko badi gour se dekh raha tha....

Yaha thodi baad hi mami ki choot jawaab de gai aur wo haafne lagi...par mera kaam abhi kuch baki tha....

Isliye maine lund ko bahar kheech liya aur mami ke chootras se sana lund uslnki gaand par set kar diya....

Mami mera isara samjh gai aur apne hatho se apni gaand ko fala kar pura ched khol diya....

Maine mami ko dekh kar muskaan bikheri aur ek joordaar dhakka de mara...

Dhakka itna tej tha ki pura lund ek hi baar me gaand ki gahraai tak dhas gaya...aur mami ki aankhe bahar aa gai....

Mami ke muh se ek joordaar cheekh nikli aur wo apna sir ghumate huye tadapne lagi...

Main- kya hua mami...jyada dard hua.....

Mami- aaaahhh....ha lalla...par ye dard is maze ke saamne kuch nhi...aaahhh...tu mat ruk.....karta rah...aahh...

Mami ki baat sun kar main khush tha...aur fir maine bade pyaar se unki gaand marna suru kar diya...

Thodi der baad hi mami ka dard chala gaya aur wo puri masti me apni choot makte huye gaand hilane lagi...

Ek baar fir se room me mami ki kamuk siski aur gaand ki taal goojne lagi....aur aisi hi aawaajon ke beech mami joor se siski aur aoni choot se garmi nikaal di....

Mami ke jhadte hi main thoda ruka aur fir unhe palta kar gaand marne laga.....

Mami ab mere saamne kutiya ki tarah gaand failaaye huye thi aur mere har dhakke par apni moti gaand hila kar maza le rahi thi......

Ye silsila agle 10 minute aur chala aur mami fir se cheekhi aur apni choot ko thanda kar diya...aur usi ke sath hi mere lund ne pura lava mami ki gaand me chhod diya........

Aur fir hum dono aapas me lipte apne aapko aaraam dene lage......

Main(thodi der baad)- accha mami...ab aap taiyari kijiye....main abhi nikalta hu.....

Mami- theek hai lalla.....waise renu ki taiyari ho gai na.....

Main- kar rahi hai.....waise aap gai kaha thi...

Mami(muskura kar)- lagta hai masti ke mood me mere lalla ne theek se mujge dekha nhi.....

Main- kya matlab...kya nhi dekha maine...

Meri baat par mami ne apni jaaghe kholi aur apni choot par hath ghumane lagi....

Main- kya mami....ise na dekh hota to maza kaise leta....

Mami- janti hu...par tu ye bhool raha hai ki aaj ye chikni hai....puri tarah se chikni....

Main- ohh...to ye baat hai...aap parlour gai thi....

Mami(muskura kar)- hmm..

Main(kiss kar ke)- oh mami...i love you...uuummhh.....ab aap ready ho jao...main aata hu kaam nipta kar....

Ye bol kar main fresh hua aur ghar se nikal gaya....wahi thodi der me hi mami ka phon bajne laga aur screen dekh kar mami ka chehra murjha gaya.....


(Call Par)


Mami- bolo...

Saamne- ho gaye maze.....

Mami- tumhe isse kya.....kaam ki baat karo....

Saamne- kaam ki baat yahi hai ki tum is maze ke chakkar me apna kaam nlmat bhool jana....yaad rakhna ki tum kis kaam ke liye gai ho....

Mami- janti hu....aur bgarosha rakho...maon apna kaam pura jaroor karoogi......

Saambe- mujhe aisi hi ummeed hai.....tabhi to maine tumhare hath me mout de di...ab tum usko sahi insaan tak pahucha do...

Mami- mujhe baar-baar batane ki jaroorat nhi....sahi samay kar kaam ho jayga....ab rakho....

Ye bol kar mami ne call cut kar diya......

Saamne(has kar)- ye saali.....tever to kamaal hai.....hmm...kaam bhi kamaal kare to theek....nhi to fir mujhe hi hath gandhe karne hoge....aah....ye kidi ko marna bhi na.....bada bekaar kaam hai....par sala hai bade kaam ka...kam se kam mere kaam ka to hai...haa...aaha..hahaha....hahahaha.......

Mami(call ke baad)- maaf karna lalla....par main tujhe sach nhi bata sakti.....teri mami tumahare maze ki khatir nhi...balki mout ki khatir baahar gai thi.....ab mout meri mutthi me hai lalla...aur meri di hui mout ko koi nhi taal sakta....koi bhi nhi...mout to hogi...aur jaroor hogi.....


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HOTEL DILKAS ME.........


DJ - haaatttt.....sali randi.....mujhse dhokha....mujhse.....main is kameeni ko chhoduga nhi....saali ko aisi mout duga ki saali marne ke pahle hazaar mout maregi....nhi choduga.....nhi chodugaaaa.....

DJ ne gusse se apna phon fek kar jameen par de mara tha.....jisme wah wo vidio dekh raha tha...jisme najam aur sharabi chudaai kar rahe the aur najam apni aane wali jindagi ko sawarne ka plan kar rahi thi.....

Ye vedio use S ne dikhaya tha.....aur ab wo jameen par bikhra hua mobile samet raha tha....

S- oh ho....mera mobile bhi gaya....

DJ - wo naya le lena.....mera mood kharaab mat karna....samjha....

S - kya samjha.....tum mujh par mat chillao.....are tumhe to meta sukriya bolna chahiye....nhi to tumhe kabhi bhi us raand ke iraade pata nhi chalta.....samjhe....

DJ - janta hu....sorry....wo mera mood thoda....tum samjh nhi sakte...jab koi apna dhokha deta hai to kaosa lagta hai....

S - tum galat ho.....

DJ - kya matlab....

S - matlab ye...ki apno ka dhokha dena muhse behtar koi nhi samjh sakta.....koi nhi....

S - accha...tumhe kisne dhokha diya...koun tha wo tumhara apna....

DJ ki baat sun kar S ko apna ateet yaad aa gaya tha...ki kaise uski ammi ne hi uske abbu aur use dhokha diya tha....aur ye sochte hi uska chehra gusse se laal hone laga....

DJ - itna gussa...lagta hai koi bahut kareebi tha....hai na...

S (ghoor kar)- tum meri chhodo......mere sath jo hua so hua....wo purani baat hai.....abhi tum us baare me socho jo tumhare saamne hai.....us randi ke baare me.....kyoki tum ye acchi tarah se jante ho ki agar najam ne muh kholna suru kar diya.....to tum kisi haalat me nhi bach paoge.....

DJ (ghoor kar)- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

S - yahi...ki agar usne muh khola...to akash aur ankit ke sath-sath sharabi ko bhi tumhare iraade pata chal jayege...aur agar kahi timhara sach police tak pahuch gaya.......tab to tum gaye samjho......fir tum nhi bach sakte...aur raha tumhara plan....to jab tum hi nhi rahoge to plan kis kaam ka.....haa....

S ki baaten sun kar DJ ko gussa jaroor aa raha tha....par wo janta tha ki S ne jo bhi kaha hai.....wo sab bilkul sach hai.....

Agar najam ne uske saare raaj khol diye to use koi nhi bacha sakta tha...kisi bhi keemat par nhi...aur fir khajana milna to door ki baat....wo uske kareeb jane ka bhi nhi soch sakta tha.....

S - kya hua.....kya soch rahe ho...

DJ - huh...kuch nhi....tumhari baat me dam hai....par DJ ko mitana baccho ka khel nhi....mujhe koi nhi hara sakta...koi bhi nhi...

S - ye to tumhara khud par yakeen bol raha hai...ya saayad ghamand....par sach tumhare samne hai....tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki najam wo hai jo tumhe sabse jyada janti hai.....to aise me mujhe tumhara dava bas ek kori balwas hi lagta hai.....

DJ - salmaan....tum bahut tej ho....kamaal ka dimaag hai tumhara....aur tum kafi had tak sahi bhi ho....par tum ye nhi jante ki turup ka ikka ab bhi mere paas hai.....aur uske sath bhi kuch patte hai....jo mujhe jeet dilayege.....

S - matlab....tum kis ki baat kar rahe ho...

DJ - wo tum jald hi jaan jaoge.....filhaal tum us randi par najar rakho......tab tak main apna kaam niptata hu....kyoki ab der karna meri sehat ke liye theek nhi......

Ye bol kar DJ teji se hotel se nikal gaya....aur uske jate hi S ne ye khabar ankit tak pahucha di......


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MANTRI KE GHAR PAR.......


Raat suru hi hui thi ki mantri apne ghar par pahuch gaya....aur usne jab noukar se apni biwi ke baare me pucha to usne bataya ki wo apne room me hai...


Mantri ye jaan kar khush hua aur apne sath laya hua phholo ka guldasta aur ek keemti gift le kar seedha apne bedroom ki taraf jane laga....

Mantri isliye khudh tha kyoki wo samjh raha tha ki ab ankit ka kaam tamaam ho chuka hai aur uski biwi ab ankit ki pahuch se door hai...

Aur isi mouke ka fayda utha kar wo aaj apni biwi ko mahga gift de kar sorry bolne wala tha...jis se ki un dono ke rishte pahle ki tarah theek ho jaaye....

Fir jaise hi mantri bedroom ke paas pahucha to use gate khula hi mila...mantri aur khush hua aur muskurate hute pura darwaja khol diya....

Par jaise hi usne pura gate khola to uski aankge fat gai aur saamne ka najara dekh kar gusse se wo tilmila utha....

Mantri(joir se)- ye sab kya ho raha hai.....

Main- ohh...tum aa gaye....aao-aao...main ise aadhe ghante se chod hi raha tha...oar tum aaye hi nhi....to thoda break le liya......par tum ye kaisa sawaal kar rahe ho....tum nhi jante ki ye sab kya ho raha hai...

Asal me us bedroom ke bed par main sirhane tika hua nanga leta tha aur aasha mere baju me nangi baithi jhuk kar mera lund choos rahi thi....

Mantri ye dekh kar aag-baboola ho gaya aur yaha aasha ne lund chusaai rok di aur mantri ko dekhne lagi....

Aasha- tum bina puche andar kyo aaye...

Mantri(gusse se)- chup kar...tujhe to main baad me dekhuga...pahle is kameene ko to dekh lu....

Ye bol kar mantri ne apne hatho ka saamaan farsh par feka aur gurrata hua aage bada...tabbi maine apne baju se gun uthai aur mantri par taan di....jisse mantri wahi ruk gaya....

Main- accha hua ki tune apne kadam rok diye....warna abhi uper nikal leta.....

Mantri- tumhari himmat kaise hui meri biwi ke sath...tu saale humara kutta hai....aur humse hi...

Main(beech me)- chup kar...main wo nhi jo tu samjh raha hai...main ankit hu ankit....origional.....samjha saale....

Mantri(chounk jar)- tum... ankit.....par kaise....ankit to waha...humne to use....fir kaise....

Main- kaise....ruk samjhata hu....wo...are aasha..tum ruk kyo gai...tum chalu rakho...choiso...jara tera ye gaandu pati bhi dekh le ki asli lund kaise choisti hai uski patni...chal...aaja....

Ye bol kar maine aasha ka sir dawaya aur aasha ne bina kisi baat ki fikr kiye lund choisna suru kar diya....

Mantri- band karo ye sab....

Main- chup be....yaha mera hukum cgalega....teri biwi par bhi aur tujh par bhi...ap chupchap baith ja.....baith....

Mantri- par tu aisa...

Main(gusse se)- bola na baith.....

Mantri kya karta....mere hath me gun dekh kar uski faand jo fat gai thi.....isliye chupchap ek kurshi par baith gaya....

Fir maine noukar ko aawaaj di aur usne aa kar mantri ke hath-pair us kursi se baandh diye.....

Aur mantri ye dekh kar aur bhi hairan hua ki uski biwi ne noukar ke aane par bhi lund choisna nhi rika...balki besharmi se nangi padi lund choisti rahi.....

Main- aah...ab theek hai...ab bol....kya soch raha tha tu....ki main nakli ankit hu....wahi...tum logo ka paltu..jise tumne mere ghar me bheja tha...haa...

Mantri- haa....par tum ye sab kaise....kusne bataya tumhe....

Main- itna bhi nhi samjha....are saale...gaddar kya sirf mere sath hi hoge....tum logo ke sath nhi...haa....

Aasha- uuummmhhh...ab kitni der lagaoge....meri choot me aag lagi hui hai....

Main(muskura kar)- to bhujha le na....kar le lund ki sawari....aur tere pati ko bhi dikha...ki tu kitna maza karti hai mere sath....

Meri baat par aasha muskurai aur fir aone pati ki taraf muh kar ke mere lund par uccchalne lagi....

Main- aahh...ab bol...kya bol raha tha...

Mantri(sharmindigi se)- tumhe ye kaise pata chala...aur tum bache kaise....humare aadmi to wahi the...fir kaise....

Main- tu wo sab chhod...aahh..aaraam se aasha.....

Aasha- aahhh...kya karu....apne pati ke saambe dusra lund kha rahi hu....aaahhh..to josh doguna ho gaya...aaahh...aahhh..

Main- kii baat nhi...karti rah....aur tu....tu bas ye jaan le ki main asli hu aur tum log jise ankit samjh kar le gaye...wo tumhara hi kutra hai....samjha.....

Mantri- samjha....par tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho....wo bhi mujhe baadh kar..mere saamne....kyo...

Main- kyoki tu ek kameena aadmi hai...aur kameene ka muh khulwane ke liye kameenapan jaroori hai.....

Aasha- aaahhh....main gai...uuff...aahh..aahh..aahh...aah...

Main- wah meri jaan...aaj to tu bade josh me hai....

Aasha- aahh...kya karu.....pati ke saamne chudne ka maza hi kuch alag hai....

Main- hmm..chal fir isi ke saamne teri gaand bhi maar li jaaye....

Aasha(muskura kar)- tab to aur bhi maza aayga....meri cheekhe jo niklegi....

Main- hmm...aaja fir...

Aur maine aasha ko mantri ke saambe hi kutiya banaya aur uski gaand maarne laga....

Aasha- aaaaiiiiiii...faad di meri gaand...aaahhh...suniye ji.....aaahhh..inka lund bada bura hai.....uuummmm..cheer diya meri gaand ko....

Mantri ye sab sun kar aur aasha ka chehra dekh kar buri tarah boukhla raha tha...oar bechara majboor tha....


Mantri- ankit...pkz...ye sab rok do..main ye nhi sah sakta....

Main- rik duga...afar tum mere sawaalo ka sahi-sahi jawaab doge......

Mantri- ha...pucho...main sab bata duga...bas ye rok do...

Main- yeehhh....ti bolo....ye bhai ji koun hai....aur tere sath kyo tha.....aur ab kaha hai....bol....


Mantri(chounk kar)- bhai ji....ye tum kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe kaise pata.....

Main- tu bas bol.....

Mantri- main..main nhi janta....sach me....

Main- nhi janta...haa....to dekh fir....

Aur maine puri soewd se aasha ki gaand marni suru kar di...jisse aasha ki cheekhe tej ho gai....


Aasha- aaaaahhhhh...bata do na....aaahh..kyo meri gaand fatwa rage ho...aaaahhhh...mmar gaiii.......

Main- yeehhhhh..bolta gai ki nhi...haa..nhi to....

Aasha- aaaaiiii....bol na saale....aaaaahhhh....bol deeee......

Mantri- ha...ruk jao.....main batata hu....sab batata hu....bas use kuch mat karo.....

Main- theek hai....aaraam se karta hu....bol fir....

Mantri- bhai ji ko tum bhi jante ho....aur wo isi sahar me hai....humare beech....

Main- kaha hai...aur main janta hu matlab...saad-saaf bol....

Mantri- wo....DJ hi bhai ji hai....

Main- kya....DJ....par use kya jaroorat thi bhai ji banne ki....haa....

Mantri- wo jab DJ ko jail hui...to maine use turant hi nikalwa lita tha....par jus se meri setting hui thi..usne bola tha ki DJ ko koi dekhe na...nhi to use fir se jail me dalna hoga....aur fir use koi nhi nikalwa sakta tha...

To DJ ne apbe sathi se ek mask banwaya...aur bhai ji naam ke sath mere sath aa gaya...kyoki wo isi sahar me rahna chahta tha.....

Main- ohh...aur use is sahar me kya kaam tha....

Mantri- tum jante ho....wo tumhari maa ke piche tha....

Main- acchaa....to fir usne meri maa ko bgai ji ke roop me hi mara tha.....hai na....

Mantri- haa......

Main- waise kamaal hai ye tumhara mask banane wala....saale ne mera bhi mask bana dala....par ek baat samjh nhi aai....aakhir tum log mere ghar me....mera duplicate kyo lana chahte the....haa...

Mantri- wo main nhi janta....wo DJ ka plan tha....sach me....main to bas is baat se khush tha ki ab tum meri biwi se door ho jaoge....bas....

Main- hmm..ab jaldi se wo sach bhi bhounk de jo yu chhipa raha hai...chal...

Mantri- nhi....aur kuch nhi hai.....baki to tum jante hi ho ki DJ ka maqsad kya hai....hai na...

Main- wah.....

Aasha- aahh..thoda tej karo na....

Main- ha bilkul.....ye le......

Mantri- plz...ab to ruk jao....

Main- chup saale......main bas jgadne hinwala hi.....yeeehhh...yeehhhh...yeehhh...aaahh....maza aa gaya.....

Aasha- aaahhh....meri to....jaan nikaal di..aaahh...

Mantri- plz...bas karo ab....

Main- aahh...ho gaya.....ab bol.... bhai ji ne aur kya kiya tha.......ye bata..kyoki wo to kai saal is sahar me tha...meti maa par attack hone se pahle bhi....hai na.....

Mantri- mujhe nhi pata....

Main- ohh..to aise nhi bolega....lagta hai ise pyaash lagi hai....aasha....ja....aur ise apni gaand me bgara mera lundras pila de...tab saayad iska muh khulega....chal ja.....

Aasha- hmm...chalo....apne pati ki pyaas to bujha hi sakti hu na....

Ye bol kar aasha uthi aur ja kar usi kursi par chad gai....jus oar mantri bandha hua tha...aur fir usne apni ek taang uthai hi thi ki mantri chiila pada....

Mantri- bas karo...main batata hu...plz...ruk jao...

Main- aasha....ruk thoda.....aur tu...jaldi bol..
.

Mantri- DJ ne tumhare judwa bhai ko kidnap kiya tha....

Main(chounk kar)- mera....mera kya....judwa bhai...haattt....aisa kuch nhi tha....tu jhooth bol raha hai...

Mantri- nhi....yahi sach hai...alka ne judwa beto ko janm diya tha....aur DJ ne ek nurse ke jariye ek bacche ko uthwa liya tha......isliye ye kusi ko pata hi nhi chala ki alka ne judwa bachhe janme the.....kyoki us waat alka bhi behosh hi thi......

Main- tu sach bol raha hai na....sach bata.....nhi to tu soch bhi nhi sakta ki main kya karufa tere sath.....

Mantri- yahi sach hai....aur yakeen na ho to ja kar us ladke ka DNA test karwa lo...juse humne tumhari jagah ankit bana kar bheja tha....wahi hai tumhara jydwa bhai...

Main- ye kaise ho sakta hai...wo to koi mask ke andar....

Mantri(beech me)- nhi....wo mask nhi tha.....wo asli chehra tha....aur ye baat mujhe aaj hi pata chali.....wo bhi dhokhe se....sach me....yakeen karo mera....

Main- yakeen...aur tera....tu saale neta.....ruk...main khud hi pata karta hu....aur agar teri baat jhoothi nikli...to main teri wo haalat karuga ki tu hazaar mout ek sath marega...samjha....

Mantri- main sach bol hu...kasam se...

Main- ye main tay karuga..ki kya sach hai aur kya jhooth....tab tak tu aone hi ghar me kaid rahega.....aasha.....kapde pahan le....aur chal mere sath....

Fir maine aur aasha ready huye aur kuch aadmiyon ko us kamre me bula kar waha se nikal gaye........


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SAHAR KE BAAHAR EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME......


Agle din main subah 5 baje ghar pahucha aur jate hi neelam mami aur renu ko ek surkshit jagah bhej diya....

Uske baad main kuch der soya aur uth kar seedha dhyaanchand se milne ja pahucha.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kaha hai wo.....

Pappu- tum kal kyo nhi aaye.....

Main- kuch kaam me fasa tha....wo chhodo.....ye batao ki hai kaha wo buddha.....

Pappu- wo abhi soya hua hai.....

Main- to jagao use.....ye koi hotel nhi jo uski sewa ho aur wo sota rahe....

Pappu- main jagata hu use.....

Fir pappu ek room me chala gaya aur yaha meri aawaaj sunte hi baki sab(megha, chunni, munni, raksha, anu) hall me aa gaye.....aur raksha turant mere paas aai aur mere seene se chipak gai.....

Main- ohh....kya hua.....

Raksha- pata nhi....par mujhe bahut dar lag raha tha.....

Main- ye kya....tu dar rahi hai..are tu to meri jangli billi hai.....yaad nhi kya.....aaj teri wajah se hi sab yaha surakshit khade hai.......

Raksha- jo bhi ho...par mera dil ghabra raha hai....

Main- ohk....to ab shant ho jayga.....main aa gaya hu na.....tu room me ja....main aata hu....

Meri baat ka matlab raksha acche se samjh gai thi aur wo khush ho kar seedha room me bhaag gai....

Ye sab dekh kar anu ko bura laga aur uska chehra murjha gaya.....jis se main samjh gaya ki uske dil me kya chal raha hai.....

Main- anu....tum bhi raksha ke paas jao....

Anu(chounk kar)- par main....

Main(beech me)- nhi...seedha room me....samjhi.....

Anu(sir hila kar)- hmm...

Main(anu ke jate hi)- to....chunni aur munni......ab tum dono ka kya karu....

Megha(munni)- jo tumhe theek lage.....

Main- hmm...aur chunni....tum kya kahti ho....

Chunni(choti mami)- main kya bolu.....jo kaho lge wo kar dugi....

Main- oh ho....matlab aaj raat to...khair....ye ghar bahut bada hai.....tum dono uper wale room me chali jao....aur haa...ek minute....thoda paas me aao....

Meri baat maan kar dono mere kareeb aai aur maine chehra aage kar ke unke kaan me fusfusaya.....

Main- aaj raat kuch masti ho jaaye.....

Megha(sharma kar)- main kuch samjhi nhi.....

Main- accha...to sharma kyo gai....aur mami tum....tum to samjhi ki tum bhi nhi...

Chunni(dharma kar)- samjh gai....

Main- to fir ja kar apni behen ko bhi samjha do....aur dekho...mujhe mayoos mat karna.....jara main bhi to dekhu ki tum dono bahne mujh ko khush kar sakti ho ki nhi.....

Chunni- tum fikr mat karo....hum aaj ki raat dhamaal macha dege....tumhe aise khush karege ki tum hume bhool nhi paoge....

Main- yes...ye hui kuch baat...to chalo...raat ko milta hu.....

Aur ye bol kar maine dono hath aage kiye aur dono bahno ki gaand masal di....jis se dono sharma gai aur fir main seedha ja pahuvlcha dhyaanchand ke paas......

Maine dekha ki dhyaannchand ek bujurg aadmi tha...jo is waqt bahut jyada takleef me tha....

Ek to use goli lagne ki takleef thi...aur usse bhi badi takleef thi apne bete ki harqat.....jisne apne baap ko hi maarne ka hukm diya tha......

Main uski saririk aur mansik haalat ko samjh kar thoda shant raha aur uske bed ke baju me khada ho gaya.....

Dhyaanchand- tum...tum ankit ho na.....

Main- hmm...waise tum to mujhe pahchante hi hoge na....tumhare bete ne bataya hoga.....hai na....

Dhyaanchand(najren jhuka kar)- beta...huh...koun sa beta.....wo beta hota hai kya....jo baap ko maarne ka hukum deta hai...haa...

Main- ab isme main kya bolu.....waise bhi....babool ke ped par kaante hi milte hai na....aisa maine kahi suna tha.....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha.....main jo bhi dekh raha hu....wo mere hi karmo ka fal hai.....main bhi to aisa hi tha....laalchi, matlabi, gaddar......to saayad isiliye mujhe aaj ye din dekhna pad raha hai....

Main- dekho....bura mat manna....par main yaha tumgare karmo ka fal janne nhi aaya.....mujhe wo batao....jis ke liye tumne mujhe bulaya tha....bolo....aisa kya hai...jo tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta....haa...bolo....

Dhyaanchand- hmm...batata hu beta.....par pahle tum baith jao....kyoki isme waqt lag sakta hai.....

Main- theek hai....(baith kar)- ab bolna suru karo.....waise tum baat to kar sakte ho na....matlab jyada takleef to nhi....

Dhyaanchand- nhi beta.....ab koi takleef nhi.....main theek hu...ab meri baat dhyaan se suno...kyoki jo main tumhe batane ja raha hu....wo is duniya me aur koi nhi janta.....mera beta bhi nhi.....

Main- sun raha hu....kahte rahiye.....



[ DHYAANCHAND KA RAAJ...........]


Ye ek gahra raaj hai.....jo ek khazane se juda hai....aur ye koi aisa-waisa khazana nhi hai...ye khazana hai ek bahut bade samraajya ke raja ka....jiski keemat itni hai...ki jisse aaj ke samay ka ek pura rajya(state) khareeda ja sakta hai.....us rajya ke har ek insaan ko khareedne ki taaqat hai is khazane me....

Ye khazaba safiyon se rajao ke barishonke paas tha....aur fir jab bharat ko angrejo(british) se aazaadi mili....aur desh me sarkaar nai bani.....

To sarkaar ne sabhi rajao ko unki property air dhan-doulat ko sarkaar ke niyantran me rakhne ka aadesh de diya.....

Par humare raja aisa nhi chahte the....isliye unhone is chhipe huye khazane ko sarkaar se bachane ke liye ek rakshak niyukt kar diya....

Halaki rakshak to pahle bhi the...aur wo sab tumhare nana ke purbaj hi the....par aazadi ke baad ka rakshak kuch alag tha...kyoki ab baat thi khazane ko bahut jyada gupt rakhne ki......

Isliye raja kisi rakshak oarbaasaani se yakeen nhi kar sakta tha.....isi wajah se raja ne tumhare nana ke pita ko ek sapth dilwai....aur ye koi aisi-waisi sapth nhi thi....balki ek tantrik sapth thi....jiske tootne se rakshak aur uske pariwar ka sarvnaash hona pakka tha.....

Par raja sirf sapth se hi santust nhi hua...usne us khazane ke lite 5 tilashmi darwaje banwaaye....jinge maane huye tantriko ne apni tantra vidhya se ban kar diya....aur use kholne ka tareeka sirf raja aur rakshak ko bataya....

Aur wo tareeka itna khatarnaak tha ki yadi rakshak us raja se gaddari kar ke khazana kholne ki kosis karta....to wah pariwar ke sahit mit jata....

Khair....raja is intzaam se khush tha...par tabhi ek din raja apne pariwar sahit ek accident me mara gaya....aur uske vansh ka bajood khatm ho gaya....

Aur fir khazane ki puri jimmedari aur jankari sirf aur sirf rakshak ke paas hi rah gai thi....

Wo raksgak chahta to us khazane ko istemaal kar sakta tha...par iske liye use badi keemat chukani padti....to usne aisa socha bhi nhi....aur marte waqt wo us khazane ka raaj apne bete ko bata kar use naya rakshak bana gaya.....jo tumhare nana ji the....

Par tumhare nana ji bhi laalchi nhi the....isliye unhone bhi kabhi khazane ko pane ki iksha nhi jataai.....bas yski dekhbhaal hi karte rahe...

Aur wo jante the ki unko bhi is duniya se jane ke pahle ek rakshak niyukt karna hoga...jo unke oariwar ki parampara rahi thi...

To unhone apni badi beti...yani ki tumhari maa alka ko us khazane ka rakshak nitukt kar diya tha.....

Us samay bhi unko tantriko ko bulana pada tha....kyoki unhine tumhari maa ke alwa aone bete-betiyon ko bhi is khazane se judways tha...taki agar kabhi kjazana khola bhi jaaye...to sab bacche use sath hi khole....koi ek us khazane ko akela nhi khol sakta tha....

Isliye tumgare nana ne 5 darwazo ke liye 5 alag-alag tarah ki chaabiyan taiyaar karwa di....

Ek darwaje ki chabhi hai uska bada beta....


Dusre ki chaabi hai unka dusra beta.....

Teesre ki chaabi hai unki choti beti.....

Chouthe ki chaabi hai unki badi beti ke dil ki dhadkan......

Aur ant me sabse aakhir darwaje ki chabhi bahut hi khas hai....wo hai khud us khazane ka rakshak.....matlab ki tumhari maa.....


Main- hmm...to iska matlab ye hua ki jab tak nana ka pariwar sath nhi hoga..tab tak darwaja nhi khola ja sakta...matlab saare darwaje....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta....aur ye darwahe ki chabi ka koi nishchit number nhi tha...matlab mujge nhi pata ki koun si chabi kis darwaje ki hai....bas ye jaroor pata hai ki aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi us khazane ka rakshak hai...matlab alka....

Main- to iska matlab ye hua ki pahle hume pura pariwar sath chahiye....aur fir ye bhi pata karna hoga ki koun sa saksh kis darwaje ki chabi hai...par ye kaise pata chalega....aur ek baat batao...kii insaan kisi darwaje ki cgaabi kaise ho sakta hai...kya ye kisi tarah ka fingure print ya eye scanner jaisa hai....haa.

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta...ye tantrikon ne banaya tha.....isme aaj ki technology istemaal nhi hui...balki tantra vidhya ka istemaal hua tha....

Main- to ab ye koun batayega ki hum un insano ko kaise istemaal karege...taki wo darwaje ki chaabi ban sake....

Dhyaanchand- ye baat to tabhi pata chalegi...jab wo log un darwaje ke saamne hoge....

Main- ye aap kaise kah sakte hai....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mujhe khud tumhare nana ne bataya tha...aur baki sab bhi unhi ne bataya tha....unhe mujh par pira bharosha tha..wo dost mante the mujhe.....aur main laalchi....us khazane ki chaahat me apne us dost...jo mera ann data bui tha...use hi dhokha de diya....aur saari baaten apne us kameene bete ko bata di....

Main- ohh..par isse fayda kya hua....wo bhi to kuch nhi kar paya na.....

Dhyaanchand- haa...par usne tumhari maa ke pariwar ko barbaad to kiya na....

Main- matlab...kya kita tha usne..kuch...

Dhyaanchand(beech me)- unhe alag kiya.....ek-dusre ke khilaaf kiya.....bgai-bahno me daraar dali....aur isi ke liye usme tumhari rekha mousi ko apne jaal me fasaya tha....kyoki ek darwaje ki chabi wahi hai...

Main- ohh....kafi purani planning ki tumne to.....good......

Dhyaancgand- ha beta...planning bhi ki aur makkari bhi...saayad usi ki saza bhugat raha hu....

Main- wo to hai......par ye batao...ye sab to DJ janta hai na...to tumne aisa kyo bola tha ki tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta...haa...

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mere paas kuch aisa bhi hai jo DJ bhi nhi janta....

Main- kyo....tumne use bataya nhi....ya fir batane ka waqt nhi mila.....

Dhyaanchand- main use jan-bhooj kar nhi bataya...kyoki mujhe us par shak tha...ki kabhi wo mujhe bhi dhokha de sakta hai....aur wahi hua bhi...to ab lagta hai ki maine sahi kiya tha....

Main- ohk....to ab bata bhi do....aisi koun si baat hai....

Dhyaanchand- khazane ke aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi.....

Main- par wo to meri maa hi hai na....aur DJ te janta hai...saayad isi wajah se meri maa aaj tak jinda bhi hai...nhi to....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha....alka ko isiliye jinda rakha hai usne....kyoki uske hisaab se alka ke khoon ki kuch boonde hi wo darwaja khol sakti hai....

Main- sirf khoon ki boonde....par uske liye wo maa ko jinda kyo rakhta...kyo unhe sambgalne me waqt kharaab karta....wo to khoon le kar safe rakh sakta tha na....


Dhyaancgand- haa...aur mujhe bhi yahi laga tha....isliye maine ek baat aur jod di thi...ki jab alka ka khoon nikala jaaye....uske dil ki dhadkane chalti rahna chahiye.....tab ja kar to usne alka ko mara nhi.....

Main- ohhh...samjha....par tumne bola ki jod diya tha...matlab ye sach nhi...sirf kahne ko bol diya....meri maa ko bachane ke liye...

Dhyaanchand- haa...main use bachana chahta tha....isliye ye kahani nanaai...

Main- par kyo....kyoki mujhe nhi lagta ki tumhe meri maa ki khas fikr hogi...to fir kyo bachaya unhe....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki uske bina wo khazana koi nhi khol sakta.....sirf rakshak hinaakhiri darwaja khol kar andar ja sakta hai...aut uske pahle koi bhi us darwaje ke andar kadam rakhega...to jinda nhi rahega....

Main- acchaa...matlab meri maa ka jinda rahna tumhare liye jaroirat nlban gaya tha....taki tum khazane me ja sako...haa...

Dhyaanchand- ye bhi hai...par ek aur baat thi...juske liye mujhe unko jinda rakhna pada....

Main- aur kya....??

Dhyaanchand- us darwaje ki chabi...wo tumhare maa ke paas hai...matlab wahi hai...aur unka jinda rahna bhi jaroori hai....kam se ksm us darwaje tak pahuchne tak to unhe jinda rahna hi hoga....

Main- aisa kyo....matlab aisi kya cgabi hai...matlab...aahh..matlab meri maa hi chabi hai to unka jinda rahna jaroiri hai...ye samjha.....par wo chabi hai kya...kyoki DJ ko to tumne jhooth bola tha...to unka khion nhi chahiye....to kya chahiye...

Dhyaanchand- jinda dil...

Main(hairani se)- kya...kya khga aapne....

Dhyaanchand- tumhari maa ka jinda dil....jiska matlab ye hai ki darwaje tak pahuchne par tumhari maa ko jinda rahna chahiye....fir unka dil nikaal kar uska tukda...

Main(guuse se)- kya bakta hai....hosh me to hai na....

Dhyaanchand- main sach bol raha hu....ye baat khud tumhare nana ne kahi thi....

Main- haat...main nhi manta...

Dhyaanchand- kasam se beta....unhone mujge aur kisi darwaje ka nhi bataya...oar meri jid par taras kha kar aakhiri darwaje ka pura raaj bataya tha....

Main- aur wo ye tha..ki meri maa ka dil cheer kar hi wo darwaja khulega....

Dhyaanchand( dheere se)- ha beta...yahi sach hai....

Main(khada ho kar)- bakwas...koi vaap aisa soch bhi nhi sakta....ki uski beti ka dil nikaal kar...haattt...main nhi manta...tu sale...tu jhooth bol raha hai....

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta....dekh...main nhi janta ki main ab kitna jiuga...aur ab to mera beta bhi mera dushman hai...to main jhoith kisliye bolu....kya khazane ke liye....haa...khud hi soch beta...agar wo khazana mujhe mil bhi jaaye to mere kis kaam ka...soch kar dekh beta.....khyd soch....

Main- baat to sahi hai...tere kaam ka nhi hai...aur DJ bhi ab....par ye kaisi chaabi hai...iska to seedha matlab yahi hua ki darwaja kholne ke liye rakshak ko marna hoga....kyoki dil nikalne ke baad koi jinda rah hi nhi sakta.....jante ho na....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta...isiliye to tujhe bata raha hu....taki tum bhi is khazane ko bhool jao aur aoni maa ko ys kameene se aazaad kara lilo...nhi to wo kameena use maar dega....halaki use fir bhi kuch nhi milega...fir bhi....teri maa ki jindagi ka sawaal hai.....

Main- aah.....tum therk se batao...nana ne kya bola tha....puri baat......socho...theek se socho....kya kaha tha unhone....

Dhyaanchand- mujge acchi tarah se yaad hai...unhine saad-saaf bola tha...ki jab us darwaje ke taale par rakshak apne dil ka tukda khud apne hath se lagayega....tabhi ja kar wo darwaja khulega....nhi to wo rakshak wahi mar jayga.....

Main- par ye kaise sambhav hai....kaise koi insaan apne hath se apna dil nikaal kar uska tukda kahi lagayega.....haa....kaise........??????

Main dhyaanchand ki baaton ke baare me soch kar hairaan hi ho raha tha...ki tabhi mere paas rony ka call aa gaya.....

Aur usne mujhe bataya ki jin do logo ko usne dekha tha....wo unhe pahchan chuka hai....aur unki pic mujhe bhej raha hai....

Khair...thodi der baad hi mere mobile me 2 photo aa gai...jinhe dekh kar main hairaan rah gaya......

Kyoki usme jo mard ki photo thi......wo the mere chhote mama.....

Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....

Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir ye sab chal kya raha hai....????






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HOTEL SAM ME.........



Hotel ke room me jab 2 saksh aakar menka ki taraf badne lagte hai....to menka itni jyada dar jati hai ki wo aankhe band kar ke joor se cheekhne lagti hai....

Tabhi un 3 saksh me se 1 aage bada aur menka ka muh apne hath se dawa diya......

Menka(aankhe khol kar)- uuummmmmmmmmmm....

Akram- are chillao mat...main ankit ka dost hu....samjhi....

Menka(aankhe faad kar)- uumm..uuummm...

Akram- ohh...sorry.....

Ye bol kar akram ne menka ke muh se hath hata liya aur menka apni fooli hui saanse theek karne lagi....

Akram- hume ankit ne hi bheja hai....aur ha...ye dono log policewale hai...to ghabrao mat.....

Menka- hmm..par aap log yaha kyo aaye....matlab ankit baba ne to kaha tha ki hume hi is aourat ka khyaal rakhna hoga....aur meri pati kaha hai....

Akram- wo bahar hai...kuch kaam se nikal gaya hai....aur haa.....hum yaha is aourat ki asliyat janne ke liye aaye hai....kyoki hume pata hai ki isne ab tak kuch bhi nhi baka....

Menka- haa...badi dheet hai ye.....

Akram- koi baat nhi....mere ye sathi isi kaam me expert hai....inhe dheet se dheet insaan ka muh khulwana aata hai....ab bas tum dekhna....ki ye kaise apna muh kholti hai....

Menka- hmm...to ab aap log ise sambhaliye.....main chapti hu...

Akram- theek hai...aur haa...agar 1 cup chai la sako to accha hoga....

Menka- ji...abhi lati hu....

Itna bol kar menka nikal gai aur akram ke isaare par dono policewale apne kaam par lag gaye........


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SHARABI KE ADDE PAR..........


Yaha najam sharabi se 1 round chudne ke baad nangi hi bed par padi thi aur apne plan ke baare me soch rahi thi.....

Najam(man me)- ye to pata chal chuka ki akash ne ek baar fir mujhe chakhma de diya.....matlab ab akadh ko fasa kar apni jindagi aish se bitana muskil hai....kyoki akash to mujhe apnane se raha.....

To ab mere paas sirf ek hi rasta bacha hai....wo hai DJ.....ya fir ye sharaabi....haa....ye bhi ek accha rasta ho sakta hai.....

Agar kisi tarah main sharabi ko khush kar ke uske dil me apne liye jagah bana lu....to mera kaam ho sakta hai.....

Fir na hi mujhe akash ki jaroorat hogi aur na hi DJ ke isaaro par naachna padega.....fir to main apne bacche ke sath sharabi ki ho kar rah sakti hu...wo bhi pure aish se...

Aur ek baar sharaabi mere sath ho gaya....tab to wo sala ankit bhi mera kuch nhi bigaad payga.....hmm...ye accha idea hai....aur isme ab mujhe der nhi karni chahiye....main aaj se hi sharabi ko bottle me utarna suru kar deti hu...

Yaha najam apne hi khyaalon me gum thi aur waha akash kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....


( Call Par)


Akash- aakhir iski jaroorat kya hai.....

Saamne- agar jaroorat nhi hoti to bolta hi kyo....ye jaroori hai....aur yakeen mano....ye plan kaamyaab hua na....to samjho aadha kaam khatm....

Akash- par hum bina iske bhi to kaam kar sakte hai na.....fir jaroorat kya hai..

Saamne- kar sakte hai....par usme waqt lagega....aur hume kafi logo ko dekhna hoga....par agar hum ek-ek jar ke un logo ko pahle hi raste se hata de...tab hume sirf ek hi saksh par focus karna hoga....sirf DJ par....aur ye to tum bhi jante ho ki ek insaan ko target karna kai logo ko target karne se jyada accha hai....

Akash- hmm...to ab mujhe kya karna hai...aur ye ankit mujhe kuch kyo nhi batata....haa...

Saamne- wo tumhara beta hai.....tumhare hi jaisa hoga na...khair....tum sharabi se baat karo aur sab samjha do....aur usse bolna ki ye kaam aaj hi ho jaaye to accha...

Akadh- ok....main dekhta hu...

Fir aksh ne call cut ki aur sharaabi je oaas pahuch gaya...aur fir kuch der baad hi sharabi dowara najam ke paas chala gaya....jaha najam abhi bhi nangi hi dali thi.....

Sharabi- ohh....accha kiya tumne kapde nhi pahne.....faltu me time kharab hota....

Najam(muskura kar)- main janti thi ki aap jaroor aayge....isliye aapke liye puri tarah se ready rahna chahti thi....

Sharabi(bed par aa kar)- accha....itni japdi tum mujhe samjhne bhi lagi....

Najam(sharabi ka seena sahlate huye) - ji haa....main asli mard ko ek baar me hi samjh leti hu....

Sharabi- oh ho....tab to tum asli mard ke sath hi rahna chahti hogi....

Najam(man me)- bilkul chahti hu....kam se kam is waqt to haa...

Sharabi(najam ki gaand par chapet maar kar) - kya sochne lagi.....

Najam- aah...kuch nhi...main to bas ye soch rahi thi ki kya aap mujhe apne sath rakhne ki khwahis rakhte hai ki nhi....

Sharabi- ye to tum par hai.....kyoki tum to DJ ki ho na.....to fir....

Najam- to kya....main uski gulaam nhi....main apni marji ki malkin hu....main jaha chahugi...jiske sath chahugi...wahi rahugi....

Sharabi- par maine to suna tha ki tum DJ ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti ho....

Najam- kisne kaha....are wo to bolna padta hai.....ab jiske bharoshe jindagi bitani ho...uskole liye wafadari to dikhani hi hogi na....to bas....

Sharabi- accha....chalo..maza karte-karte baat karte hai......ab dikhao apna jalwa.....dekhe to...kitni kabil ho tum....

Najam- kyo nhi.....aaj main aapko itna khush karoogi ki aap duniya ki har aourat ko bhool jaoge....sirf mujge hi yaad rakhoge......

Itna bol kar najam ne baith kar sharabi ka pent aur underwere nikal diya....aur usi waqt sharabi ne apni shirt bhi nikal di...aur pura nanga ho jar bed ke sirhane tik kar baith gaya.....

Aur najam bade pyaar se uska lund sahlate huye uske hontho ko choosne lagi....

Najam- uuummmmhhh....aap ka lund wakai saandaar hai...

Sharabi- wo to hai....waise ek baat bolu....

Najam- ek kya....aap hazaar bole...aauuummmmmmhhh...

Sharabi- DJ ka plan kya hai....

Najam- ye aapko kyo janna hai....

Sharabi- wo isliye....ki mujhe lagta hai ki uska plan bade faayde wala hai...ate tabhi to wo meri sharton par udhaar le gaya.....aur aisi sharto par udhaar lene ki dam aise hi to nhi aai uske paas...kuch to bada hai....

Najam- ha...bahut bada.....jusme lakho nhi...bapki karodo ka fayda hai......kai crore....

Sharabi- ohh....tab to tum bata hi do.....

Najam- aur ye bata kar mera kya fayda......

Sharabi- tumhara....are tum meri ban kar raho...aur aish se raho.....jo mera hoga...wo tumhara bhi....aur tumhe kusi se darne ki bhi jaroorat nhi hogi.....na akash se aur na uske bete se....bolo...kya bolti ho....

Najam(nan me)- wah...ye to mere hi man ki baat bol gaya.....kya kismat hai meri....

Sharabi- soch lo....agar DJ ka sath diya...to ek to DJ tumhe rani bana kar nhi rakhne wala....aur dusra.....ho sakta hai is beech tum kisi ke hath se maari jao...kyoki ankit tumhe dhokha dene par chhodega nhi...aur na hi akadh....

Najam- aap sahi bol rahe hai...isliye maine soch liya......ki main aapke sath hu....ab aap bataiye....aapka kya plan hai....

Sharabi- mera to seedha plan hai....ki DJ ka pkan jano....uske sath raho....aur last time par use raste se hata do...fir sabkuch mera...aur tum bhi meri....

Najam(muskura kar)- to fir bas.....aap maza kijiye.....fir main aapko sab bata dugi....aur haa.....aapko ankit aur aksh ki sambhalna hoga....unke kabze me mera baccha hai....

Sharabi- tum uski fikr mat karo...bas ye batao ki DJ aur uske plan ke baare me kya-kya janti ho......fir dekhna ki main DJ ko kaise jhatka deta hu....bolo....

Najam- bolti hu....par pahle jara aapko maza to kara du....

Aur ye bol kar najam ne jhuk kar sharabi ka lund choosna suru kar diya......

Fir dekhte hi dekhte najam aur sharabi ne ek baar fir se saandaar chudaai ki....aur chudaai ke douran hi najam ne wo sab bol doya....jo ki abhi tak kisi aur ko pata nhi tha......

DJ ka target....uske sathi......uska plan.....khazane ki jagah(jo DJ ko pata thi)....aur najam ke hatho ka kamaal....ki kaise usne nakli mask bana kar DJ ka kaam aasaan kiya.....

Yaha najam masti me choor chudte huye apna muh khol rahi thi....par wo is baat se anjaan thi ki uska kaha ek-ek sabd koi sun raha hai...aur sath hi sath use dekh bhi raha hai.....

Najam ka ye nanga naach dekhne wala aur koi nhi...balki S tha....jo ye sab dekh kar behad hi khush tha......

S - saali raand kahi ki......ise lagta hai ki ye sabko nacha rahi hai....par ise ye andaja bhi nhi ki ab ye kitna naachne wali hai aur kis-kis ke sath.....chalo....ab DJ ko ye batane ka waqt aa gaya hai ki uski randi ab uski nhi rahi.....DJ.....uperwala tumhe ye sahne ki taaqat de DJ...hahahaha.......


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ANKIT KE GHAR ME........


Yaha mami apni taange kholi joor-joor se sisak rahi thi aur maine unke uper leta joor-joor se dhakke maar raha tha.....

Har dhakke par mami ke muh se ek meethi si aah nikal rahi thi....aur fir masti me aa kar mami ne apni taange meri kamar me fasa di....

Mami- aahhh..lalla....kitna accha karta hai tu...uuummm....har dhakke par maza kara deta hai.....

Main- bas mami....tum khush ho...yahi mere liye bahut hai....

Itna bol kar main thoda piche hua aur mami ki dono taange hath se uper kar di...mab mami ki gaand aur jyada choudi lag rahi thi...aur meri jaagho se takta kar thap..thap ki aawaaj kar rahi thi....

Mami masti me choor khud hi apne dhoodho ko masalate huye apni kamar hilane lagi aur maine puri speed se dhakke maarna suru kar diya....

Dheere-dheere hum dono ki masti aur jyada bad gai aur room me ab sirf mami ki meethi siskiyan aur unki gaand ki thaap hi sunaai de rahi thi.....

Hum dono ko hi is waqt kisi ki koi fikr nhi thi....par koi tha...jo hum dono ki masti ko badi gour se dekh raha tha....

Yaha thodi baad hi mami ki choot jawaab de gai aur wo haafne lagi...par mera kaam abhi kuch baki tha....

Isliye maine lund ko bahar kheech liya aur mami ke chootras se sana lund uslnki gaand par set kar diya....

Mami mera isara samjh gai aur apne hatho se apni gaand ko fala kar pura ched khol diya....

Maine mami ko dekh kar muskaan bikheri aur ek joordaar dhakka de mara...

Dhakka itna tej tha ki pura lund ek hi baar me gaand ki gahraai tak dhas gaya...aur mami ki aankhe bahar aa gai....

Mami ke muh se ek joordaar cheekh nikli aur wo apna sir ghumate huye tadapne lagi...

Main- kya hua mami...jyada dard hua.....

Mami- aaaahhh....ha lalla...par ye dard is maze ke saamne kuch nhi...aaahhh...tu mat ruk.....karta rah...aahh...

Mami ki baat sun kar main khush tha...aur fir maine bade pyaar se unki gaand marna suru kar diya...

Thodi der baad hi mami ka dard chala gaya aur wo puri masti me apni choot makte huye gaand hilane lagi...

Ek baar fir se room me mami ki kamuk siski aur gaand ki taal goojne lagi....aur aisi hi aawaajon ke beech mami joor se siski aur aoni choot se garmi nikaal di....

Mami ke jhadte hi main thoda ruka aur fir unhe palta kar gaand marne laga.....

Mami ab mere saamne kutiya ki tarah gaand failaaye huye thi aur mere har dhakke par apni moti gaand hila kar maza le rahi thi......

Ye silsila agle 10 minute aur chala aur mami fir se cheekhi aur apni choot ko thanda kar diya...aur usi ke sath hi mere lund ne pura lava mami ki gaand me chhod diya........

Aur fir hum dono aapas me lipte apne aapko aaraam dene lage......

Main(thodi der baad)- accha mami...ab aap taiyari kijiye....main abhi nikalta hu.....

Mami- theek hai lalla.....waise renu ki taiyari ho gai na.....

Main- kar rahi hai.....waise aap gai kaha thi...

Mami(muskura kar)- lagta hai masti ke mood me mere lalla ne theek se mujge dekha nhi.....

Main- kya matlab...kya nhi dekha maine...

Meri baat par mami ne apni jaaghe kholi aur apni choot par hath ghumane lagi....

Main- kya mami....ise na dekh hota to maza kaise leta....

Mami- janti hu...par tu ye bhool raha hai ki aaj ye chikni hai....puri tarah se chikni....

Main- ohh...to ye baat hai...aap parlour gai thi....

Mami(muskura kar)- hmm..

Main(kiss kar ke)- oh mami...i love you...uuummhh.....ab aap ready ho jao...main aata hu kaam nipta kar....

Ye bol kar main fresh hua aur ghar se nikal gaya....wahi thodi der me hi mami ka phon bajne laga aur screen dekh kar mami ka chehra murjha gaya.....


(Call Par)


Mami- bolo...

Saamne- ho gaye maze.....

Mami- tumhe isse kya.....kaam ki baat karo....

Saamne- kaam ki baat yahi hai ki tum is maze ke chakkar me apna kaam nlmat bhool jana....yaad rakhna ki tum kis kaam ke liye gai ho....

Mami- janti hu....aur bgarosha rakho...maon apna kaam pura jaroor karoogi......

Saambe- mujhe aisi hi ummeed hai.....tabhi to maine tumhare hath me mout de di...ab tum usko sahi insaan tak pahucha do...

Mami- mujhe baar-baar batane ki jaroorat nhi....sahi samay kar kaam ho jayga....ab rakho....

Ye bol kar mami ne call cut kar diya......

Saamne(has kar)- ye saali.....tever to kamaal hai.....hmm...kaam bhi kamaal kare to theek....nhi to fir mujhe hi hath gandhe karne hoge....aah....ye kidi ko marna bhi na.....bada bekaar kaam hai....par sala hai bade kaam ka...kam se kam mere kaam ka to hai...haa...aaha..hahaha....hahahaha.......

Mami(call ke baad)- maaf karna lalla....par main tujhe sach nhi bata sakti.....teri mami tumahare maze ki khatir nhi...balki mout ki khatir baahar gai thi.....ab mout meri mutthi me hai lalla...aur meri di hui mout ko koi nhi taal sakta....koi bhi nhi...mout to hogi...aur jaroor hogi.....


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HOTEL DILKAS ME.........


DJ - haaatttt.....sali randi.....mujhse dhokha....mujhse.....main is kameeni ko chhoduga nhi....saali ko aisi mout duga ki saali marne ke pahle hazaar mout maregi....nhi choduga.....nhi chodugaaaa.....

DJ ne gusse se apna phon fek kar jameen par de mara tha.....jisme wah wo vidio dekh raha tha...jisme najam aur sharabi chudaai kar rahe the aur najam apni aane wali jindagi ko sawarne ka plan kar rahi thi.....

Ye vedio use S ne dikhaya tha.....aur ab wo jameen par bikhra hua mobile samet raha tha....

S- oh ho....mera mobile bhi gaya....

DJ - wo naya le lena.....mera mood kharaab mat karna....samjha....

S - kya samjha.....tum mujh par mat chillao.....are tumhe to meta sukriya bolna chahiye....nhi to tumhe kabhi bhi us raand ke iraade pata nhi chalta.....samjhe....

DJ - janta hu....sorry....wo mera mood thoda....tum samjh nhi sakte...jab koi apna dhokha deta hai to kaosa lagta hai....

S - tum galat ho.....

DJ - kya matlab....

S - matlab ye...ki apno ka dhokha dena muhse behtar koi nhi samjh sakta.....koi nhi....

S - accha...tumhe kisne dhokha diya...koun tha wo tumhara apna....

DJ ki baat sun kar S ko apna ateet yaad aa gaya tha...ki kaise uski ammi ne hi uske abbu aur use dhokha diya tha....aur ye sochte hi uska chehra gusse se laal hone laga....

DJ - itna gussa...lagta hai koi bahut kareebi tha....hai na...

S (ghoor kar)- tum meri chhodo......mere sath jo hua so hua....wo purani baat hai.....abhi tum us baare me socho jo tumhare saamne hai.....us randi ke baare me.....kyoki tum ye acchi tarah se jante ho ki agar najam ne muh kholna suru kar diya.....to tum kisi haalat me nhi bach paoge.....

DJ (ghoor kar)- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

S - yahi...ki agar usne muh khola...to akash aur ankit ke sath-sath sharabi ko bhi tumhare iraade pata chal jayege...aur agar kahi timhara sach police tak pahuch gaya.......tab to tum gaye samjho......fir tum nhi bach sakte...aur raha tumhara plan....to jab tum hi nhi rahoge to plan kis kaam ka.....haa....

S ki baaten sun kar DJ ko gussa jaroor aa raha tha....par wo janta tha ki S ne jo bhi kaha hai.....wo sab bilkul sach hai.....

Agar najam ne uske saare raaj khol diye to use koi nhi bacha sakta tha...kisi bhi keemat par nhi...aur fir khajana milna to door ki baat....wo uske kareeb jane ka bhi nhi soch sakta tha.....

S - kya hua.....kya soch rahe ho...

DJ - huh...kuch nhi....tumhari baat me dam hai....par DJ ko mitana baccho ka khel nhi....mujhe koi nhi hara sakta...koi bhi nhi...

S - ye to tumhara khud par yakeen bol raha hai...ya saayad ghamand....par sach tumhare samne hai....tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki najam wo hai jo tumhe sabse jyada janti hai.....to aise me mujhe tumhara dava bas ek kori balwas hi lagta hai.....

DJ - salmaan....tum bahut tej ho....kamaal ka dimaag hai tumhara....aur tum kafi had tak sahi bhi ho....par tum ye nhi jante ki turup ka ikka ab bhi mere paas hai.....aur uske sath bhi kuch patte hai....jo mujhe jeet dilayege.....

S - matlab....tum kis ki baat kar rahe ho...

DJ - wo tum jald hi jaan jaoge.....filhaal tum us randi par najar rakho......tab tak main apna kaam niptata hu....kyoki ab der karna meri sehat ke liye theek nhi......

Ye bol kar DJ teji se hotel se nikal gaya....aur uske jate hi S ne ye khabar ankit tak pahucha di......


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MANTRI KE GHAR PAR.......


Raat suru hi hui thi ki mantri apne ghar par pahuch gaya....aur usne jab noukar se apni biwi ke baare me pucha to usne bataya ki wo apne room me hai...


Mantri ye jaan kar khush hua aur apne sath laya hua phholo ka guldasta aur ek keemti gift le kar seedha apne bedroom ki taraf jane laga....

Mantri isliye khudh tha kyoki wo samjh raha tha ki ab ankit ka kaam tamaam ho chuka hai aur uski biwi ab ankit ki pahuch se door hai...

Aur isi mouke ka fayda utha kar wo aaj apni biwi ko mahga gift de kar sorry bolne wala tha...jis se ki un dono ke rishte pahle ki tarah theek ho jaaye....

Fir jaise hi mantri bedroom ke paas pahucha to use gate khula hi mila...mantri aur khush hua aur muskurate hute pura darwaja khol diya....

Par jaise hi usne pura gate khola to uski aankge fat gai aur saamne ka najara dekh kar gusse se wo tilmila utha....

Mantri(joir se)- ye sab kya ho raha hai.....

Main- ohh...tum aa gaye....aao-aao...main ise aadhe ghante se chod hi raha tha...oar tum aaye hi nhi....to thoda break le liya......par tum ye kaisa sawaal kar rahe ho....tum nhi jante ki ye sab kya ho raha hai...

Asal me us bedroom ke bed par main sirhane tika hua nanga leta tha aur aasha mere baju me nangi baithi jhuk kar mera lund choos rahi thi....

Mantri ye dekh kar aag-baboola ho gaya aur yaha aasha ne lund chusaai rok di aur mantri ko dekhne lagi....

Aasha- tum bina puche andar kyo aaye...

Mantri(gusse se)- chup kar...tujhe to main baad me dekhuga...pahle is kameene ko to dekh lu....

Ye bol kar mantri ne apne hatho ka saamaan farsh par feka aur gurrata hua aage bada...tabbi maine apne baju se gun uthai aur mantri par taan di....jisse mantri wahi ruk gaya....

Main- accha hua ki tune apne kadam rok diye....warna abhi uper nikal leta.....

Mantri- tumhari himmat kaise hui meri biwi ke sath...tu saale humara kutta hai....aur humse hi...

Main(beech me)- chup kar...main wo nhi jo tu samjh raha hai...main ankit hu ankit....origional.....samjha saale....

Mantri(chounk jar)- tum... ankit.....par kaise....ankit to waha...humne to use....fir kaise....

Main- kaise....ruk samjhata hu....wo...are aasha..tum ruk kyo gai...tum chalu rakho...choiso...jara tera ye gaandu pati bhi dekh le ki asli lund kaise choisti hai uski patni...chal...aaja....

Ye bol kar maine aasha ka sir dawaya aur aasha ne bina kisi baat ki fikr kiye lund choisna suru kar diya....

Mantri- band karo ye sab....

Main- chup be....yaha mera hukum cgalega....teri biwi par bhi aur tujh par bhi...ap chupchap baith ja.....baith....

Mantri- par tu aisa...

Main(gusse se)- bola na baith.....

Mantri kya karta....mere hath me gun dekh kar uski faand jo fat gai thi.....isliye chupchap ek kurshi par baith gaya....

Fir maine noukar ko aawaaj di aur usne aa kar mantri ke hath-pair us kursi se baandh diye.....

Aur mantri ye dekh kar aur bhi hairan hua ki uski biwi ne noukar ke aane par bhi lund choisna nhi rika...balki besharmi se nangi padi lund choisti rahi.....

Main- aah...ab theek hai...ab bol....kya soch raha tha tu....ki main nakli ankit hu....wahi...tum logo ka paltu..jise tumne mere ghar me bheja tha...haa...

Mantri- haa....par tum ye sab kaise....kusne bataya tumhe....

Main- itna bhi nhi samjha....are saale...gaddar kya sirf mere sath hi hoge....tum logo ke sath nhi...haa....

Aasha- uuummmhhh...ab kitni der lagaoge....meri choot me aag lagi hui hai....

Main(muskura kar)- to bhujha le na....kar le lund ki sawari....aur tere pati ko bhi dikha...ki tu kitna maza karti hai mere sath....

Meri baat par aasha muskurai aur fir aone pati ki taraf muh kar ke mere lund par uccchalne lagi....

Main- aahh...ab bol...kya bol raha tha...

Mantri(sharmindigi se)- tumhe ye kaise pata chala...aur tum bache kaise....humare aadmi to wahi the...fir kaise....

Main- tu wo sab chhod...aahh..aaraam se aasha.....

Aasha- aahhh...kya karu....apne pati ke saambe dusra lund kha rahi hu....aaahhh..to josh doguna ho gaya...aaahh...aahhh..

Main- kii baat nhi...karti rah....aur tu....tu bas ye jaan le ki main asli hu aur tum log jise ankit samjh kar le gaye...wo tumhara hi kutra hai....samjha.....

Mantri- samjha....par tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho....wo bhi mujhe baadh kar..mere saamne....kyo...

Main- kyoki tu ek kameena aadmi hai...aur kameene ka muh khulwane ke liye kameenapan jaroori hai.....

Aasha- aaahhh....main gai...uuff...aahh..aahh..aahh...aah...

Main- wah meri jaan...aaj to tu bade josh me hai....

Aasha- aahh...kya karu.....pati ke saamne chudne ka maza hi kuch alag hai....

Main- hmm..chal fir isi ke saamne teri gaand bhi maar li jaaye....

Aasha(muskura kar)- tab to aur bhi maza aayga....meri cheekhe jo niklegi....

Main- hmm...aaja fir...

Aur maine aasha ko mantri ke saambe hi kutiya banaya aur uski gaand maarne laga....

Aasha- aaaaiiiiiii...faad di meri gaand...aaahhh...suniye ji.....aaahhh..inka lund bada bura hai.....uuummmm..cheer diya meri gaand ko....

Mantri ye sab sun kar aur aasha ka chehra dekh kar buri tarah boukhla raha tha...oar bechara majboor tha....


Mantri- ankit...pkz...ye sab rok do..main ye nhi sah sakta....

Main- rik duga...afar tum mere sawaalo ka sahi-sahi jawaab doge......

Mantri- ha...pucho...main sab bata duga...bas ye rok do...

Main- yeehhh....ti bolo....ye bhai ji koun hai....aur tere sath kyo tha.....aur ab kaha hai....bol....


Mantri(chounk kar)- bhai ji....ye tum kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe kaise pata.....

Main- tu bas bol.....

Mantri- main..main nhi janta....sach me....

Main- nhi janta...haa....to dekh fir....

Aur maine puri soewd se aasha ki gaand marni suru kar di...jisse aasha ki cheekhe tej ho gai....


Aasha- aaaaahhhhh...bata do na....aaahh..kyo meri gaand fatwa rage ho...aaaahhhh...mmar gaiii.......

Main- yeehhhhh..bolta gai ki nhi...haa..nhi to....

Aasha- aaaaiiii....bol na saale....aaaaahhhh....bol deeee......

Mantri- ha...ruk jao.....main batata hu....sab batata hu....bas use kuch mat karo.....

Main- theek hai....aaraam se karta hu....bol fir....

Mantri- bhai ji ko tum bhi jante ho....aur wo isi sahar me hai....humare beech....

Main- kaha hai...aur main janta hu matlab...saad-saaf bol....

Mantri- wo....DJ hi bhai ji hai....

Main- kya....DJ....par use kya jaroorat thi bhai ji banne ki....haa....

Mantri- wo jab DJ ko jail hui...to maine use turant hi nikalwa lita tha....par jus se meri setting hui thi..usne bola tha ki DJ ko koi dekhe na...nhi to use fir se jail me dalna hoga....aur fir use koi nhi nikalwa sakta tha...

To DJ ne apbe sathi se ek mask banwaya...aur bhai ji naam ke sath mere sath aa gaya...kyoki wo isi sahar me rahna chahta tha.....

Main- ohh...aur use is sahar me kya kaam tha....

Mantri- tum jante ho....wo tumhari maa ke piche tha....

Main- acchaa....to fir usne meri maa ko bgai ji ke roop me hi mara tha.....hai na....

Mantri- haa......

Main- waise kamaal hai ye tumhara mask banane wala....saale ne mera bhi mask bana dala....par ek baat samjh nhi aai....aakhir tum log mere ghar me....mera duplicate kyo lana chahte the....haa...

Mantri- wo main nhi janta....wo DJ ka plan tha....sach me....main to bas is baat se khush tha ki ab tum meri biwi se door ho jaoge....bas....

Main- hmm..ab jaldi se wo sach bhi bhounk de jo yu chhipa raha hai...chal...

Mantri- nhi....aur kuch nhi hai.....baki to tum jante hi ho ki DJ ka maqsad kya hai....hai na...

Main- wah.....

Aasha- aahh..thoda tej karo na....

Main- ha bilkul.....ye le......

Mantri- plz...ab to ruk jao....

Main- chup saale......main bas jgadne hinwala hi.....yeeehhh...yeehhhh...yeehhh...aaahh....maza aa gaya.....

Aasha- aaahhh....meri to....jaan nikaal di..aaahh...

Mantri- plz...bas karo ab....

Main- aahh...ho gaya.....ab bol.... bhai ji ne aur kya kiya tha.......ye bata..kyoki wo to kai saal is sahar me tha...meti maa par attack hone se pahle bhi....hai na.....

Mantri- mujhe nhi pata....

Main- ohh..to aise nhi bolega....lagta hai ise pyaash lagi hai....aasha....ja....aur ise apni gaand me bgara mera lundras pila de...tab saayad iska muh khulega....chal ja.....

Aasha- hmm...chalo....apne pati ki pyaas to bujha hi sakti hu na....

Ye bol kar aasha uthi aur ja kar usi kursi par chad gai....jus oar mantri bandha hua tha...aur fir usne apni ek taang uthai hi thi ki mantri chiila pada....

Mantri- bas karo...main batata hu...plz...ruk jao...

Main- aasha....ruk thoda.....aur tu...jaldi bol..
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Mantri- DJ ne tumhare judwa bhai ko kidnap kiya tha....

Main(chounk kar)- mera....mera kya....judwa bhai...haattt....aisa kuch nhi tha....tu jhooth bol raha hai...

Mantri- nhi....yahi sach hai...alka ne judwa beto ko janm diya tha....aur DJ ne ek nurse ke jariye ek bacche ko uthwa liya tha......isliye ye kusi ko pata hi nhi chala ki alka ne judwa bachhe janme the.....kyoki us waat alka bhi behosh hi thi......

Main- tu sach bol raha hai na....sach bata.....nhi to tu soch bhi nhi sakta ki main kya karufa tere sath.....

Mantri- yahi sach hai....aur yakeen na ho to ja kar us ladke ka DNA test karwa lo...juse humne tumhari jagah ankit bana kar bheja tha....wahi hai tumhara jydwa bhai...

Main- ye kaise ho sakta hai...wo to koi mask ke andar....

Mantri(beech me)- nhi....wo mask nhi tha.....wo asli chehra tha....aur ye baat mujhe aaj hi pata chali.....wo bhi dhokhe se....sach me....yakeen karo mera....

Main- yakeen...aur tera....tu saale neta.....ruk...main khud hi pata karta hu....aur agar teri baat jhoothi nikli...to main teri wo haalat karuga ki tu hazaar mout ek sath marega...samjha....

Mantri- main sach bol hu...kasam se...

Main- ye main tay karuga..ki kya sach hai aur kya jhooth....tab tak tu aone hi ghar me kaid rahega.....aasha.....kapde pahan le....aur chal mere sath....

Fir maine aur aasha ready huye aur kuch aadmiyon ko us kamre me bula kar waha se nikal gaye........


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SAHAR KE BAAHAR EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME......


Agle din main subah 5 baje ghar pahucha aur jate hi neelam mami aur renu ko ek surkshit jagah bhej diya....

Uske baad main kuch der soya aur uth kar seedha dhyaanchand se milne ja pahucha.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kaha hai wo.....

Pappu- tum kal kyo nhi aaye.....

Main- kuch kaam me fasa tha....wo chhodo.....ye batao ki hai kaha wo buddha.....

Pappu- wo abhi soya hua hai.....

Main- to jagao use.....ye koi hotel nhi jo uski sewa ho aur wo sota rahe....

Pappu- main jagata hu use.....

Fir pappu ek room me chala gaya aur yaha meri aawaaj sunte hi baki sab(megha, chunni, munni, raksha, anu) hall me aa gaye.....aur raksha turant mere paas aai aur mere seene se chipak gai.....

Main- ohh....kya hua.....

Raksha- pata nhi....par mujhe bahut dar lag raha tha.....

Main- ye kya....tu dar rahi hai..are tu to meri jangli billi hai.....yaad nhi kya.....aaj teri wajah se hi sab yaha surakshit khade hai.......

Raksha- jo bhi ho...par mera dil ghabra raha hai....

Main- ohk....to ab shant ho jayga.....main aa gaya hu na.....tu room me ja....main aata hu....

Meri baat ka matlab raksha acche se samjh gai thi aur wo khush ho kar seedha room me bhaag gai....

Ye sab dekh kar anu ko bura laga aur uska chehra murjha gaya.....jis se main samjh gaya ki uske dil me kya chal raha hai.....

Main- anu....tum bhi raksha ke paas jao....

Anu(chounk kar)- par main....

Main(beech me)- nhi...seedha room me....samjhi.....

Anu(sir hila kar)- hmm...

Main(anu ke jate hi)- to....chunni aur munni......ab tum dono ka kya karu....

Megha(munni)- jo tumhe theek lage.....

Main- hmm...aur chunni....tum kya kahti ho....

Chunni(choti mami)- main kya bolu.....jo kaho lge wo kar dugi....

Main- oh ho....matlab aaj raat to...khair....ye ghar bahut bada hai.....tum dono uper wale room me chali jao....aur haa...ek minute....thoda paas me aao....

Meri baat maan kar dono mere kareeb aai aur maine chehra aage kar ke unke kaan me fusfusaya.....

Main- aaj raat kuch masti ho jaaye.....

Megha(sharma kar)- main kuch samjhi nhi.....

Main- accha...to sharma kyo gai....aur mami tum....tum to samjhi ki tum bhi nhi...

Chunni(dharma kar)- samjh gai....

Main- to fir ja kar apni behen ko bhi samjha do....aur dekho...mujhe mayoos mat karna.....jara main bhi to dekhu ki tum dono bahne mujh ko khush kar sakti ho ki nhi.....

Chunni- tum fikr mat karo....hum aaj ki raat dhamaal macha dege....tumhe aise khush karege ki tum hume bhool nhi paoge....

Main- yes...ye hui kuch baat...to chalo...raat ko milta hu.....

Aur ye bol kar maine dono hath aage kiye aur dono bahno ki gaand masal di....jis se dono sharma gai aur fir main seedha ja pahuvlcha dhyaanchand ke paas......

Maine dekha ki dhyaannchand ek bujurg aadmi tha...jo is waqt bahut jyada takleef me tha....

Ek to use goli lagne ki takleef thi...aur usse bhi badi takleef thi apne bete ki harqat.....jisne apne baap ko hi maarne ka hukm diya tha......

Main uski saririk aur mansik haalat ko samjh kar thoda shant raha aur uske bed ke baju me khada ho gaya.....

Dhyaanchand- tum...tum ankit ho na.....

Main- hmm...waise tum to mujhe pahchante hi hoge na....tumhare bete ne bataya hoga.....hai na....

Dhyaanchand(najren jhuka kar)- beta...huh...koun sa beta.....wo beta hota hai kya....jo baap ko maarne ka hukum deta hai...haa...

Main- ab isme main kya bolu.....waise bhi....babool ke ped par kaante hi milte hai na....aisa maine kahi suna tha.....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha.....main jo bhi dekh raha hu....wo mere hi karmo ka fal hai.....main bhi to aisa hi tha....laalchi, matlabi, gaddar......to saayad isiliye mujhe aaj ye din dekhna pad raha hai....

Main- dekho....bura mat manna....par main yaha tumgare karmo ka fal janne nhi aaya.....mujhe wo batao....jis ke liye tumne mujhe bulaya tha....bolo....aisa kya hai...jo tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta....haa...bolo....

Dhyaanchand- hmm...batata hu beta.....par pahle tum baith jao....kyoki isme waqt lag sakta hai.....

Main- theek hai....(baith kar)- ab bolna suru karo.....waise tum baat to kar sakte ho na....matlab jyada takleef to nhi....

Dhyaanchand- nhi beta.....ab koi takleef nhi.....main theek hu...ab meri baat dhyaan se suno...kyoki jo main tumhe batane ja raha hu....wo is duniya me aur koi nhi janta.....mera beta bhi nhi.....

Main- sun raha hu....kahte rahiye.....



[ DHYAANCHAND KA RAAJ...........]


Ye ek gahra raaj hai.....jo ek khazane se juda hai....aur ye koi aisa-waisa khazana nhi hai...ye khazana hai ek bahut bade samraajya ke raja ka....jiski keemat itni hai...ki jisse aaj ke samay ka ek pura rajya(state) khareeda ja sakta hai.....us rajya ke har ek insaan ko khareedne ki taaqat hai is khazane me....

Ye khazaba safiyon se rajao ke barishonke paas tha....aur fir jab bharat ko angrejo(british) se aazaadi mili....aur desh me sarkaar nai bani.....

To sarkaar ne sabhi rajao ko unki property air dhan-doulat ko sarkaar ke niyantran me rakhne ka aadesh de diya.....

Par humare raja aisa nhi chahte the....isliye unhone is chhipe huye khazane ko sarkaar se bachane ke liye ek rakshak niyukt kar diya....

Halaki rakshak to pahle bhi the...aur wo sab tumhare nana ke purbaj hi the....par aazadi ke baad ka rakshak kuch alag tha...kyoki ab baat thi khazane ko bahut jyada gupt rakhne ki......

Isliye raja kisi rakshak oarbaasaani se yakeen nhi kar sakta tha.....isi wajah se raja ne tumhare nana ke pita ko ek sapth dilwai....aur ye koi aisi-waisi sapth nhi thi....balki ek tantrik sapth thi....jiske tootne se rakshak aur uske pariwar ka sarvnaash hona pakka tha.....

Par raja sirf sapth se hi santust nhi hua...usne us khazane ke lite 5 tilashmi darwaje banwaaye....jinge maane huye tantriko ne apni tantra vidhya se ban kar diya....aur use kholne ka tareeka sirf raja aur rakshak ko bataya....

Aur wo tareeka itna khatarnaak tha ki yadi rakshak us raja se gaddari kar ke khazana kholne ki kosis karta....to wah pariwar ke sahit mit jata....

Khair....raja is intzaam se khush tha...par tabhi ek din raja apne pariwar sahit ek accident me mara gaya....aur uske vansh ka bajood khatm ho gaya....

Aur fir khazane ki puri jimmedari aur jankari sirf aur sirf rakshak ke paas hi rah gai thi....

Wo raksgak chahta to us khazane ko istemaal kar sakta tha...par iske liye use badi keemat chukani padti....to usne aisa socha bhi nhi....aur marte waqt wo us khazane ka raaj apne bete ko bata kar use naya rakshak bana gaya.....jo tumhare nana ji the....

Par tumhare nana ji bhi laalchi nhi the....isliye unhone bhi kabhi khazane ko pane ki iksha nhi jataai.....bas yski dekhbhaal hi karte rahe...

Aur wo jante the ki unko bhi is duniya se jane ke pahle ek rakshak niyukt karna hoga...jo unke oariwar ki parampara rahi thi...

To unhone apni badi beti...yani ki tumhari maa alka ko us khazane ka rakshak nitukt kar diya tha.....

Us samay bhi unko tantriko ko bulana pada tha....kyoki unhine tumhari maa ke alwa aone bete-betiyon ko bhi is khazane se judways tha...taki agar kabhi kjazana khola bhi jaaye...to sab bacche use sath hi khole....koi ek us khazane ko akela nhi khol sakta tha....

Isliye tumgare nana ne 5 darwazo ke liye 5 alag-alag tarah ki chaabiyan taiyaar karwa di....

Ek darwaje ki chabhi hai uska bada beta....


Dusre ki chaabi hai unka dusra beta.....

Teesre ki chaabi hai unki choti beti.....

Chouthe ki chaabi hai unki badi beti ke dil ki dhadkan......


Aur ant me sabse aakhir darwaje ki chabhi bahut hi khas hai....wo hai khud us khazane ka rakshak.....matlab ki tumhari maa.....


Main- hmm...to iska matlab ye hua ki jab tak nana ka pariwar sath nhi hoga..tab tak darwaja nhi khola ja sakta...matlab saare darwaje....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta....aur ye darwahe ki chabi ka koi nishchit number nhi tha...matlab mujge nhi pata ki koun si chabi kis darwaje ki hai....bas ye jaroor pata hai ki aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi us khazane ka rakshak hai...matlab alka....

Main- to iska matlab ye hua ki pahle hume pura pariwar sath chahiye....aur fir ye bhi pata karna hoga ki koun sa saksh kis darwaje ki chabi hai...par ye kaise pata chalega....aur ek baat batao...kii insaan kisi darwaje ki cgaabi kaise ho sakta hai...kya ye kisi tarah ka fingure print ya eye scanner jaisa hai....haa.

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta...ye tantrikon ne banaya tha.....isme aaj ki technology istemaal nhi hui...balki tantra vidhya ka istemaal hua tha....

Main- to ab ye koun batayega ki hum un insano ko kaise istemaal karege...taki wo darwaje ki chaabi ban sake....

Dhyaanchand- ye baat to tabhi pata chalegi...jab wo log un darwaje ke saamne hoge....

Main- ye aap kaise kah sakte hai....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mujhe khud tumhare nana ne bataya tha...aur baki sab bhi unhi ne bataya tha....unhe mujh par pira bharosha tha..wo dost mante the mujhe.....aur main laalchi....us khazane ki chaahat me apne us dost...jo mera ann data bui tha...use hi dhokha de diya....aur saari baaten apne us kameene bete ko bata di....

Main- ohh..par isse fayda kya hua....wo bhi to kuch nhi kar paya na.....

Dhyaanchand- haa...par usne tumhari maa ke pariwar ko barbaad to kiya na....

Main- matlab...kya kita tha usne..kuch...

Dhyaanchand(beech me)- unhe alag kiya.....ek-dusre ke khilaaf kiya.....bgai-bahno me daraar dali....aur isi ke liye usme tumhari rekha mousi ko apne jaal me fasaya tha....kyoki ek darwaje ki chabi wahi hai...

Main- ohh....kafi purani planning ki tumne to.....good......

Dhyaancgand- ha beta...planning bhi ki aur makkari bhi...saayad usi ki saza bhugat raha hu....

Main- wo to hai......par ye batao...ye sab to DJ janta hai na...to tumne aisa kyo bola tha ki tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta...haa...

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mere paas kuch aisa bhi hai jo DJ bhi nhi janta....

Main- kyo....tumne use bataya nhi....ya fir batane ka waqt nhi mila.....

Dhyaanchand- main use jan-bhooj kar nhi bataya...kyoki mujhe us par shak tha...ki kabhi wo mujhe bhi dhokha de sakta hai....aur wahi hua bhi...to ab lagta hai ki maine sahi kiya tha....

Main- ohk....to ab bata bhi do....aisi koun si baat hai....

Dhyaanchand- khazane ke aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi.....

Main- par wo to meri maa hi hai na....aur DJ te janta hai...saayad isi wajah se meri maa aaj tak jinda bhi hai...nhi to....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha....alka ko isiliye jinda rakha hai usne....kyoki uske hisaab se alka ke khoon ki kuch boonde hi wo darwaja khol sakti hai....

Main- sirf khoon ki boonde....par uske liye wo maa ko jinda kyo rakhta...kyo unhe sambgalne me waqt kharaab karta....wo to khoon le kar safe rakh sakta tha na....


Dhyaancgand- haa...aur mujhe bhi yahi laga tha....isliye maine ek baat aur jod di thi...ki jab alka ka khoon nikala jaaye....uske dil ki dhadkane chalti rahna chahiye.....tab ja kar to usne alka ko mara nhi.....

Main- ohhh...samjha....par tumne bola ki jod diya tha...matlab ye sach nhi...sirf kahne ko bol diya....meri maa ko bachane ke liye...

Dhyaanchand- haa...main use bachana chahta tha....isliye ye kahani nanaai...

Main- par kyo....kyoki mujhe nhi lagta ki tumhe meri maa ki khas fikr hogi...to fir kyo bachaya unhe....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki uske bina wo khazana koi nhi khol sakta.....sirf rakshak hinaakhiri darwaja khol kar andar ja sakta hai...aut uske pahle koi bhi us darwaje ke andar kadam rakhega...to jinda nhi rahega....

Main- acchaa...matlab meri maa ka jinda rahna tumhare liye jaroirat nlban gaya tha....taki tum khazane me ja sako...haa...

Dhyaanchand- ye bhi hai...par ek aur baat thi...juske liye mujhe unko jinda rakhna pada....

Main- aur kya....??

Dhyaanchand- us darwaje ki chabi...wo tumhare maa ke paas hai...matlab wahi hai...aur unka jinda rahna bhi jaroori hai....kam se ksm us darwaje tak pahuchne tak to unhe jinda rahna hi hoga....

Main- aisa kyo....matlab aisi kya cgabi hai...matlab...aahh..matlab meri maa hi chabi hai to unka jinda rahna jaroiri hai...ye samjha.....par wo chabi hai kya...kyoki DJ ko to tumne jhooth bola tha...to unka khion nhi chahiye....to kya chahiye...

Dhyaanchand- jinda dil...

Main(hairani se)- kya...kya khga aapne....

Dhyaanchand- tumhari maa ka jinda dil....jiska matlab ye hai ki darwaje tak pahuchne par tumhari maa ko jinda rahna chahiye....fir unka dil nikaal kar uska tukda...

Main(guuse se)- kya bakta hai....hosh me to hai na....

Dhyaanchand- main sach bol raha hu....ye baat khud tumhare nana ne kahi thi....

Main- haat...main nhi manta...

Dhyaanchand- kasam se beta....unhone mujge aur kisi darwaje ka nhi bataya...oar meri jid par taras kha kar aakhiri darwaje ka pura raaj bataya tha....

Main- aur wo ye tha..ki meri maa ka dil cheer kar hi wo darwaja khulega....

Dhyaanchand( dheere se)- ha beta...yahi sach hai....

Main(khada ho kar)- bakwas...koi vaap aisa soch bhi nhi sakta....ki uski beti ka dil nikaal kar...haattt...main nhi manta...tu sale...tu jhooth bol raha hai....

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta....dekh...main nhi janta ki main ab kitna jiuga...aur ab to mera beta bhi mera dushman hai...to main jhoith kisliye bolu....kya khazane ke liye....haa...khud hi soch beta...agar wo khazana mujhe mil bhi jaaye to mere kis kaam ka...soch kar dekh beta.....khyd soch....

Main- baat to sahi hai...tere kaam ka nhi hai...aur DJ bhi ab....par ye kaisi chaabi hai...iska to seedha matlab yahi hua ki darwaja kholne ke liye rakshak ko marna hoga....kyoki dil nikalne ke baad koi jinda rah hi nhi sakta.....jante ho na....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta...isiliye to tujhe bata raha hu....taki tum bhi is khazane ko bhool jao aur aoni maa ko ys kameene se aazaad kara lilo...nhi to wo kameena use maar dega....halaki use fir bhi kuch nhi milega...fir bhi....teri maa ki jindagi ka sawaal hai.....

Main- aah.....tum therk se batao...nana ne kya bola tha....puri baat......socho...theek se socho....kya kaha tha unhone....

Dhyaanchand- mujge acchi tarah se yaad hai...unhine saad-saaf bola tha...ki jab us darwaje ke taale par rakshak apne dil ka tukda khud apne hath se lagayega....tabhi ja kar wo darwaja khulega....nhi to wo rakshak wahi mar jayga.....

Main- par ye kaise sambhav hai....kaise koi insaan apne hath se apna dil nikaal kar uska tukda kahi lagayega.....haa....kaise........??????

Main dhyaanchand ki baaton ke baare me soch kar hairaan hi ho raha tha...ki tabhi mere paas rony ka call aa gaya.....

Aur usne mujhe bataya ki jin do logo ko usne dekha tha....wo unhe pahchan chuka hai....aur unki pic mujhe bhej raha hai....

Khair...thodi der baad hi mere mobile me 2 photo aa gai...jinhe dekh kar main hairaan rah gaya......

Kyoki usme jo mard ki photo thi......wo the mere chhote mama.....

Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....

Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir ye sab chal kya raha hai....????






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jaruri nahin ki har baat ka matlab hi nikle......... kuchh kahawatein bhi ho sakti hain
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Ab Aage.......



HOTEL SAM ME.........



Hotel ke room me jab 2 saksh aakar menka ki taraf badne lagte hai....to menka itni jyada dar jati hai ki wo aankhe band kar ke joor se cheekhne lagti hai....

Tabhi un 3 saksh me se 1 aage bada aur menka ka muh apne hath se dawa diya......

Menka(aankhe khol kar)- uuummmmmmmmmmm....

Akram- are chillao mat...main ankit ka dost hu....samjhi....

Menka(aankhe faad kar)- uumm..uuummm...

Akram- ohh...sorry.....

Ye bol kar akram ne menka ke muh se hath hata liya aur menka apni fooli hui saanse theek karne lagi....

Akram- hume ankit ne hi bheja hai....aur ha...ye dono log policewale hai...to ghabrao mat.....

Menka- hmm..par aap log yaha kyo aaye....matlab ankit baba ne to kaha tha ki hume hi is aourat ka khyaal rakhna hoga....aur meri pati kaha hai....

Akram- wo bahar hai...kuch kaam se nikal gaya hai....aur haa.....hum yaha is aourat ki asliyat janne ke liye aaye hai....kyoki hume pata hai ki isne ab tak kuch bhi nhi baka....

Menka- haa...badi dheet hai ye.....

Akram- koi baat nhi....mere ye sathi isi kaam me expert hai....inhe dheet se dheet insaan ka muh khulwana aata hai....ab bas tum dekhna....ki ye kaise apna muh kholti hai....

Menka- hmm...to ab aap log ise sambhaliye.....main chapti hu...

Akram- theek hai...aur haa...agar 1 cup chai la sako to accha hoga....

Menka- ji...abhi lati hu....

Itna bol kar menka nikal gai aur akram ke isaare par dono policewale apne kaam par lag gaye........


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SHARABI KE ADDE PAR..........


Yaha najam sharabi se 1 round chudne ke baad nangi hi bed par padi thi aur apne plan ke baare me soch rahi thi.....

Najam(man me)- ye to pata chal chuka ki akash ne ek baar fir mujhe chakhma de diya.....matlab ab akadh ko fasa kar apni jindagi aish se bitana muskil hai....kyoki akash to mujhe apnane se raha.....

To ab mere paas sirf ek hi rasta bacha hai....wo hai DJ.....ya fir ye sharaabi....haa....ye bhi ek accha rasta ho sakta hai.....

Agar kisi tarah main sharabi ko khush kar ke uske dil me apne liye jagah bana lu....to mera kaam ho sakta hai.....

Fir na hi mujhe akash ki jaroorat hogi aur na hi DJ ke isaaro par naachna padega.....fir to main apne bacche ke sath sharabi ki ho kar rah sakti hu...wo bhi pure aish se...

Aur ek baar sharaabi mere sath ho gaya....tab to wo sala ankit bhi mera kuch nhi bigaad payga.....hmm...ye accha idea hai....aur isme ab mujhe der nhi karni chahiye....main aaj se hi sharabi ko bottle me utarna suru kar deti hu...

Yaha najam apne hi khyaalon me gum thi aur waha akash kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....


( Call Par)


Akash- aakhir iski jaroorat kya hai.....

Saamne- agar jaroorat nhi hoti to bolta hi kyo....ye jaroori hai....aur yakeen mano....ye plan kaamyaab hua na....to samjho aadha kaam khatm....

Akash- par hum bina iske bhi to kaam kar sakte hai na.....fir jaroorat kya hai..

Saamne- kar sakte hai....par usme waqt lagega....aur hume kafi logo ko dekhna hoga....par agar hum ek-ek jar ke un logo ko pahle hi raste se hata de...tab hume sirf ek hi saksh par focus karna hoga....sirf DJ par....aur ye to tum bhi jante ho ki ek insaan ko target karna kai logo ko target karne se jyada accha hai....

Akash- hmm...to ab mujhe kya karna hai...aur ye ankit mujhe kuch kyo nhi batata....haa...

Saamne- wo tumhara beta hai.....tumhare hi jaisa hoga na...khair....tum sharabi se baat karo aur sab samjha do....aur usse bolna ki ye kaam aaj hi ho jaaye to accha...

Akadh- ok....main dekhta hu...

Fir aksh ne call cut ki aur sharaabi je oaas pahuch gaya...aur fir kuch der baad hi sharabi dowara najam ke paas chala gaya....jaha najam abhi bhi nangi hi dali thi.....

Sharabi- ohh....accha kiya tumne kapde nhi pahne.....faltu me time kharab hota....

Najam(muskura kar)- main janti thi ki aap jaroor aayge....isliye aapke liye puri tarah se ready rahna chahti thi....

Sharabi(bed par aa kar)- accha....itni japdi tum mujhe samjhne bhi lagi....

Najam(sharabi ka seena sahlate huye) - ji haa....main asli mard ko ek baar me hi samjh leti hu....

Sharabi- oh ho....tab to tum asli mard ke sath hi rahna chahti hogi....

Najam(man me)- bilkul chahti hu....kam se kam is waqt to haa...

Sharabi(najam ki gaand par chapet maar kar) - kya sochne lagi.....

Najam- aah...kuch nhi...main to bas ye soch rahi thi ki kya aap mujhe apne sath rakhne ki khwahis rakhte hai ki nhi....

Sharabi- ye to tum par hai.....kyoki tum to DJ ki ho na.....to fir....

Najam- to kya....main uski gulaam nhi....main apni marji ki malkin hu....main jaha chahugi...jiske sath chahugi...wahi rahugi....

Sharabi- par maine to suna tha ki tum DJ ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti ho....

Najam- kisne kaha....are wo to bolna padta hai.....ab jiske bharoshe jindagi bitani ho...uskole liye wafadari to dikhani hi hogi na....to bas....

Sharabi- accha....chalo..maza karte-karte baat karte hai......ab dikhao apna jalwa.....dekhe to...kitni kabil ho tum....

Najam- kyo nhi.....aaj main aapko itna khush karoogi ki aap duniya ki har aourat ko bhool jaoge....sirf mujge hi yaad rakhoge......

Itna bol kar najam ne baith kar sharabi ka pent aur underwere nikal diya....aur usi waqt sharabi ne apni shirt bhi nikal di...aur pura nanga ho jar bed ke sirhane tik kar baith gaya.....

Aur najam bade pyaar se uska lund sahlate huye uske hontho ko choosne lagi....

Najam- uuummmmhhh....aap ka lund wakai saandaar hai...

Sharabi- wo to hai....waise ek baat bolu....

Najam- ek kya....aap hazaar bole...aauuummmmmmhhh...

Sharabi- DJ ka plan kya hai....

Najam- ye aapko kyo janna hai....

Sharabi- wo isliye....ki mujhe lagta hai ki uska plan bade faayde wala hai...ate tabhi to wo meri sharton par udhaar le gaya.....aur aisi sharto par udhaar lene ki dam aise hi to nhi aai uske paas...kuch to bada hai....

Najam- ha...bahut bada.....jusme lakho nhi...bapki karodo ka fayda hai......kai crore....

Sharabi- ohh....tab to tum bata hi do.....

Najam- aur ye bata kar mera kya fayda......

Sharabi- tumhara....are tum meri ban kar raho...aur aish se raho.....jo mera hoga...wo tumhara bhi....aur tumhe kusi se darne ki bhi jaroorat nhi hogi.....na akash se aur na uske bete se....bolo...kya bolti ho....

Najam(nan me)- wah...ye to mere hi man ki baat bol gaya.....kya kismat hai meri....

Sharabi- soch lo....agar DJ ka sath diya...to ek to DJ tumhe rani bana kar nhi rakhne wala....aur dusra.....ho sakta hai is beech tum kisi ke hath se maari jao...kyoki ankit tumhe dhokha dene par chhodega nhi...aur na hi akadh....

Najam- aap sahi bol rahe hai...isliye maine soch liya......ki main aapke sath hu....ab aap bataiye....aapka kya plan hai....

Sharabi- mera to seedha plan hai....ki DJ ka pkan jano....uske sath raho....aur last time par use raste se hata do...fir sabkuch mera...aur tum bhi meri....

Najam(muskura kar)- to fir bas.....aap maza kijiye.....fir main aapko sab bata dugi....aur haa.....aapko ankit aur aksh ki sambhalna hoga....unke kabze me mera baccha hai....

Sharabi- tum uski fikr mat karo...bas ye batao ki DJ aur uske plan ke baare me kya-kya janti ho......fir dekhna ki main DJ ko kaise jhatka deta hu....bolo....

Najam- bolti hu....par pahle jara aapko maza to kara du....

Aur ye bol kar najam ne jhuk kar sharabi ka lund choosna suru kar diya......

Fir dekhte hi dekhte najam aur sharabi ne ek baar fir se saandaar chudaai ki....aur chudaai ke douran hi najam ne wo sab bol doya....jo ki abhi tak kisi aur ko pata nhi tha......

DJ ka target....uske sathi......uska plan.....khazane ki jagah(jo DJ ko pata thi)....aur najam ke hatho ka kamaal....ki kaise usne nakli mask bana kar DJ ka kaam aasaan kiya.....

Yaha najam masti me choor chudte huye apna muh khol rahi thi....par wo is baat se anjaan thi ki uska kaha ek-ek sabd koi sun raha hai...aur sath hi sath use dekh bhi raha hai.....

Najam ka ye nanga naach dekhne wala aur koi nhi...balki S tha....jo ye sab dekh kar behad hi khush tha......

S - saali raand kahi ki......ise lagta hai ki ye sabko nacha rahi hai....par ise ye andaja bhi nhi ki ab ye kitna naachne wali hai aur kis-kis ke sath.....chalo....ab DJ ko ye batane ka waqt aa gaya hai ki uski randi ab uski nhi rahi.....DJ.....uperwala tumhe ye sahne ki taaqat de DJ...hahahaha.......


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ANKIT KE GHAR ME........


Yaha mami apni taange kholi joor-joor se sisak rahi thi aur maine unke uper leta joor-joor se dhakke maar raha tha.....

Har dhakke par mami ke muh se ek meethi si aah nikal rahi thi....aur fir masti me aa kar mami ne apni taange meri kamar me fasa di....

Mami- aahhh..lalla....kitna accha karta hai tu...uuummm....har dhakke par maza kara deta hai.....

Main- bas mami....tum khush ho...yahi mere liye bahut hai....

Itna bol kar main thoda piche hua aur mami ki dono taange hath se uper kar di...mab mami ki gaand aur jyada choudi lag rahi thi...aur meri jaagho se takta kar thap..thap ki aawaaj kar rahi thi....

Mami masti me choor khud hi apne dhoodho ko masalate huye apni kamar hilane lagi aur maine puri speed se dhakke maarna suru kar diya....

Dheere-dheere hum dono ki masti aur jyada bad gai aur room me ab sirf mami ki meethi siskiyan aur unki gaand ki thaap hi sunaai de rahi thi.....

Hum dono ko hi is waqt kisi ki koi fikr nhi thi....par koi tha...jo hum dono ki masti ko badi gour se dekh raha tha....

Yaha thodi baad hi mami ki choot jawaab de gai aur wo haafne lagi...par mera kaam abhi kuch baki tha....

Isliye maine lund ko bahar kheech liya aur mami ke chootras se sana lund uslnki gaand par set kar diya....

Mami mera isara samjh gai aur apne hatho se apni gaand ko fala kar pura ched khol diya....

Maine mami ko dekh kar muskaan bikheri aur ek joordaar dhakka de mara...

Dhakka itna tej tha ki pura lund ek hi baar me gaand ki gahraai tak dhas gaya...aur mami ki aankhe bahar aa gai....

Mami ke muh se ek joordaar cheekh nikli aur wo apna sir ghumate huye tadapne lagi...

Main- kya hua mami...jyada dard hua.....

Mami- aaaahhh....ha lalla...par ye dard is maze ke saamne kuch nhi...aaahhh...tu mat ruk.....karta rah...aahh...

Mami ki baat sun kar main khush tha...aur fir maine bade pyaar se unki gaand marna suru kar diya...

Thodi der baad hi mami ka dard chala gaya aur wo puri masti me apni choot makte huye gaand hilane lagi...

Ek baar fir se room me mami ki kamuk siski aur gaand ki taal goojne lagi....aur aisi hi aawaajon ke beech mami joor se siski aur aoni choot se garmi nikaal di....

Mami ke jhadte hi main thoda ruka aur fir unhe palta kar gaand marne laga.....

Mami ab mere saamne kutiya ki tarah gaand failaaye huye thi aur mere har dhakke par apni moti gaand hila kar maza le rahi thi......

Ye silsila agle 10 minute aur chala aur mami fir se cheekhi aur apni choot ko thanda kar diya...aur usi ke sath hi mere lund ne pura lava mami ki gaand me chhod diya........

Aur fir hum dono aapas me lipte apne aapko aaraam dene lage......

Main(thodi der baad)- accha mami...ab aap taiyari kijiye....main abhi nikalta hu.....

Mami- theek hai lalla.....waise renu ki taiyari ho gai na.....

Main- kar rahi hai.....waise aap gai kaha thi...

Mami(muskura kar)- lagta hai masti ke mood me mere lalla ne theek se mujge dekha nhi.....

Main- kya matlab...kya nhi dekha maine...

Meri baat par mami ne apni jaaghe kholi aur apni choot par hath ghumane lagi....

Main- kya mami....ise na dekh hota to maza kaise leta....

Mami- janti hu...par tu ye bhool raha hai ki aaj ye chikni hai....puri tarah se chikni....

Main- ohh...to ye baat hai...aap parlour gai thi....

Mami(muskura kar)- hmm..

Main(kiss kar ke)- oh mami...i love you...uuummhh.....ab aap ready ho jao...main aata hu kaam nipta kar....

Ye bol kar main fresh hua aur ghar se nikal gaya....wahi thodi der me hi mami ka phon bajne laga aur screen dekh kar mami ka chehra murjha gaya.....


(Call Par)


Mami- bolo...

Saamne- ho gaye maze.....

Mami- tumhe isse kya.....kaam ki baat karo....

Saamne- kaam ki baat yahi hai ki tum is maze ke chakkar me apna kaam nlmat bhool jana....yaad rakhna ki tum kis kaam ke liye gai ho....

Mami- janti hu....aur bgarosha rakho...maon apna kaam pura jaroor karoogi......

Saambe- mujhe aisi hi ummeed hai.....tabhi to maine tumhare hath me mout de di...ab tum usko sahi insaan tak pahucha do...

Mami- mujhe baar-baar batane ki jaroorat nhi....sahi samay kar kaam ho jayga....ab rakho....

Ye bol kar mami ne call cut kar diya......

Saamne(has kar)- ye saali.....tever to kamaal hai.....hmm...kaam bhi kamaal kare to theek....nhi to fir mujhe hi hath gandhe karne hoge....aah....ye kidi ko marna bhi na.....bada bekaar kaam hai....par sala hai bade kaam ka...kam se kam mere kaam ka to hai...haa...aaha..hahaha....hahahaha.......

Mami(call ke baad)- maaf karna lalla....par main tujhe sach nhi bata sakti.....teri mami tumahare maze ki khatir nhi...balki mout ki khatir baahar gai thi.....ab mout meri mutthi me hai lalla...aur meri di hui mout ko koi nhi taal sakta....koi bhi nhi...mout to hogi...aur jaroor hogi.....


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HOTEL DILKAS ME.........


DJ - haaatttt.....sali randi.....mujhse dhokha....mujhse.....main is kameeni ko chhoduga nhi....saali ko aisi mout duga ki saali marne ke pahle hazaar mout maregi....nhi choduga.....nhi chodugaaaa.....

DJ ne gusse se apna phon fek kar jameen par de mara tha.....jisme wah wo vidio dekh raha tha...jisme najam aur sharabi chudaai kar rahe the aur najam apni aane wali jindagi ko sawarne ka plan kar rahi thi.....

Ye vedio use S ne dikhaya tha.....aur ab wo jameen par bikhra hua mobile samet raha tha....

S- oh ho....mera mobile bhi gaya....

DJ - wo naya le lena.....mera mood kharaab mat karna....samjha....

S - kya samjha.....tum mujh par mat chillao.....are tumhe to meta sukriya bolna chahiye....nhi to tumhe kabhi bhi us raand ke iraade pata nhi chalta.....samjhe....

DJ - janta hu....sorry....wo mera mood thoda....tum samjh nhi sakte...jab koi apna dhokha deta hai to kaosa lagta hai....

S - tum galat ho.....

DJ - kya matlab....

S - matlab ye...ki apno ka dhokha dena muhse behtar koi nhi samjh sakta.....koi nhi....

S - accha...tumhe kisne dhokha diya...koun tha wo tumhara apna....

DJ ki baat sun kar S ko apna ateet yaad aa gaya tha...ki kaise uski ammi ne hi uske abbu aur use dhokha diya tha....aur ye sochte hi uska chehra gusse se laal hone laga....

DJ - itna gussa...lagta hai koi bahut kareebi tha....hai na...

S (ghoor kar)- tum meri chhodo......mere sath jo hua so hua....wo purani baat hai.....abhi tum us baare me socho jo tumhare saamne hai.....us randi ke baare me.....kyoki tum ye acchi tarah se jante ho ki agar najam ne muh kholna suru kar diya.....to tum kisi haalat me nhi bach paoge.....

DJ (ghoor kar)- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

S - yahi...ki agar usne muh khola...to akash aur ankit ke sath-sath sharabi ko bhi tumhare iraade pata chal jayege...aur agar kahi timhara sach police tak pahuch gaya.......tab to tum gaye samjho......fir tum nhi bach sakte...aur raha tumhara plan....to jab tum hi nhi rahoge to plan kis kaam ka.....haa....

S ki baaten sun kar DJ ko gussa jaroor aa raha tha....par wo janta tha ki S ne jo bhi kaha hai.....wo sab bilkul sach hai.....

Agar najam ne uske saare raaj khol diye to use koi nhi bacha sakta tha...kisi bhi keemat par nhi...aur fir khajana milna to door ki baat....wo uske kareeb jane ka bhi nhi soch sakta tha.....

S - kya hua.....kya soch rahe ho...

DJ - huh...kuch nhi....tumhari baat me dam hai....par DJ ko mitana baccho ka khel nhi....mujhe koi nhi hara sakta...koi bhi nhi...

S - ye to tumhara khud par yakeen bol raha hai...ya saayad ghamand....par sach tumhare samne hai....tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki najam wo hai jo tumhe sabse jyada janti hai.....to aise me mujhe tumhara dava bas ek kori balwas hi lagta hai.....

DJ - salmaan....tum bahut tej ho....kamaal ka dimaag hai tumhara....aur tum kafi had tak sahi bhi ho....par tum ye nhi jante ki turup ka ikka ab bhi mere paas hai.....aur uske sath bhi kuch patte hai....jo mujhe jeet dilayege.....

S - matlab....tum kis ki baat kar rahe ho...

DJ - wo tum jald hi jaan jaoge.....filhaal tum us randi par najar rakho......tab tak main apna kaam niptata hu....kyoki ab der karna meri sehat ke liye theek nhi......

Ye bol kar DJ teji se hotel se nikal gaya....aur uske jate hi S ne ye khabar ankit tak pahucha di......


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MANTRI KE GHAR PAR.......


Raat suru hi hui thi ki mantri apne ghar par pahuch gaya....aur usne jab noukar se apni biwi ke baare me pucha to usne bataya ki wo apne room me hai...


Mantri ye jaan kar khush hua aur apne sath laya hua phholo ka guldasta aur ek keemti gift le kar seedha apne bedroom ki taraf jane laga....

Mantri isliye khudh tha kyoki wo samjh raha tha ki ab ankit ka kaam tamaam ho chuka hai aur uski biwi ab ankit ki pahuch se door hai...

Aur isi mouke ka fayda utha kar wo aaj apni biwi ko mahga gift de kar sorry bolne wala tha...jis se ki un dono ke rishte pahle ki tarah theek ho jaaye....

Fir jaise hi mantri bedroom ke paas pahucha to use gate khula hi mila...mantri aur khush hua aur muskurate hute pura darwaja khol diya....

Par jaise hi usne pura gate khola to uski aankge fat gai aur saamne ka najara dekh kar gusse se wo tilmila utha....

Mantri(joir se)- ye sab kya ho raha hai.....

Main- ohh...tum aa gaye....aao-aao...main ise aadhe ghante se chod hi raha tha...oar tum aaye hi nhi....to thoda break le liya......par tum ye kaisa sawaal kar rahe ho....tum nhi jante ki ye sab kya ho raha hai...

Asal me us bedroom ke bed par main sirhane tika hua nanga leta tha aur aasha mere baju me nangi baithi jhuk kar mera lund choos rahi thi....

Mantri ye dekh kar aag-baboola ho gaya aur yaha aasha ne lund chusaai rok di aur mantri ko dekhne lagi....

Aasha- tum bina puche andar kyo aaye...

Mantri(gusse se)- chup kar...tujhe to main baad me dekhuga...pahle is kameene ko to dekh lu....

Ye bol kar mantri ne apne hatho ka saamaan farsh par feka aur gurrata hua aage bada...tabbi maine apne baju se gun uthai aur mantri par taan di....jisse mantri wahi ruk gaya....

Main- accha hua ki tune apne kadam rok diye....warna abhi uper nikal leta.....

Mantri- tumhari himmat kaise hui meri biwi ke sath...tu saale humara kutta hai....aur humse hi...

Main(beech me)- chup kar...main wo nhi jo tu samjh raha hai...main ankit hu ankit....origional.....samjha saale....

Mantri(chounk jar)- tum... ankit.....par kaise....ankit to waha...humne to use....fir kaise....

Main- kaise....ruk samjhata hu....wo...are aasha..tum ruk kyo gai...tum chalu rakho...choiso...jara tera ye gaandu pati bhi dekh le ki asli lund kaise choisti hai uski patni...chal...aaja....

Ye bol kar maine aasha ka sir dawaya aur aasha ne bina kisi baat ki fikr kiye lund choisna suru kar diya....

Mantri- band karo ye sab....

Main- chup be....yaha mera hukum cgalega....teri biwi par bhi aur tujh par bhi...ap chupchap baith ja.....baith....

Mantri- par tu aisa...

Main(gusse se)- bola na baith.....

Mantri kya karta....mere hath me gun dekh kar uski faand jo fat gai thi.....isliye chupchap ek kurshi par baith gaya....

Fir maine noukar ko aawaaj di aur usne aa kar mantri ke hath-pair us kursi se baandh diye.....

Aur mantri ye dekh kar aur bhi hairan hua ki uski biwi ne noukar ke aane par bhi lund choisna nhi rika...balki besharmi se nangi padi lund choisti rahi.....

Main- aah...ab theek hai...ab bol....kya soch raha tha tu....ki main nakli ankit hu....wahi...tum logo ka paltu..jise tumne mere ghar me bheja tha...haa...

Mantri- haa....par tum ye sab kaise....kusne bataya tumhe....

Main- itna bhi nhi samjha....are saale...gaddar kya sirf mere sath hi hoge....tum logo ke sath nhi...haa....

Aasha- uuummmhhh...ab kitni der lagaoge....meri choot me aag lagi hui hai....

Main(muskura kar)- to bhujha le na....kar le lund ki sawari....aur tere pati ko bhi dikha...ki tu kitna maza karti hai mere sath....

Meri baat par aasha muskurai aur fir aone pati ki taraf muh kar ke mere lund par uccchalne lagi....

Main- aahh...ab bol...kya bol raha tha...

Mantri(sharmindigi se)- tumhe ye kaise pata chala...aur tum bache kaise....humare aadmi to wahi the...fir kaise....

Main- tu wo sab chhod...aahh..aaraam se aasha.....

Aasha- aahhh...kya karu....apne pati ke saambe dusra lund kha rahi hu....aaahhh..to josh doguna ho gaya...aaahh...aahhh..

Main- kii baat nhi...karti rah....aur tu....tu bas ye jaan le ki main asli hu aur tum log jise ankit samjh kar le gaye...wo tumhara hi kutra hai....samjha.....

Mantri- samjha....par tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho....wo bhi mujhe baadh kar..mere saamne....kyo...

Main- kyoki tu ek kameena aadmi hai...aur kameene ka muh khulwane ke liye kameenapan jaroori hai.....

Aasha- aaahhh....main gai...uuff...aahh..aahh..aahh...aah...

Main- wah meri jaan...aaj to tu bade josh me hai....

Aasha- aahh...kya karu.....pati ke saamne chudne ka maza hi kuch alag hai....

Main- hmm..chal fir isi ke saamne teri gaand bhi maar li jaaye....

Aasha(muskura kar)- tab to aur bhi maza aayga....meri cheekhe jo niklegi....

Main- hmm...aaja fir...

Aur maine aasha ko mantri ke saambe hi kutiya banaya aur uski gaand maarne laga....

Aasha- aaaaiiiiiii...faad di meri gaand...aaahhh...suniye ji.....aaahhh..inka lund bada bura hai.....uuummmm..cheer diya meri gaand ko....

Mantri ye sab sun kar aur aasha ka chehra dekh kar buri tarah boukhla raha tha...oar bechara majboor tha....


Mantri- ankit...pkz...ye sab rok do..main ye nhi sah sakta....

Main- rik duga...afar tum mere sawaalo ka sahi-sahi jawaab doge......

Mantri- ha...pucho...main sab bata duga...bas ye rok do...

Main- yeehhh....ti bolo....ye bhai ji koun hai....aur tere sath kyo tha.....aur ab kaha hai....bol....


Mantri(chounk kar)- bhai ji....ye tum kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe kaise pata.....

Main- tu bas bol.....

Mantri- main..main nhi janta....sach me....

Main- nhi janta...haa....to dekh fir....

Aur maine puri soewd se aasha ki gaand marni suru kar di...jisse aasha ki cheekhe tej ho gai....


Aasha- aaaaahhhhh...bata do na....aaahh..kyo meri gaand fatwa rage ho...aaaahhhh...mmar gaiii.......

Main- yeehhhhh..bolta gai ki nhi...haa..nhi to....

Aasha- aaaaiiii....bol na saale....aaaaahhhh....bol deeee......

Mantri- ha...ruk jao.....main batata hu....sab batata hu....bas use kuch mat karo.....

Main- theek hai....aaraam se karta hu....bol fir....

Mantri- bhai ji ko tum bhi jante ho....aur wo isi sahar me hai....humare beech....

Main- kaha hai...aur main janta hu matlab...saad-saaf bol....

Mantri- wo....DJ hi bhai ji hai....

Main- kya....DJ....par use kya jaroorat thi bhai ji banne ki....haa....

Mantri- wo jab DJ ko jail hui...to maine use turant hi nikalwa lita tha....par jus se meri setting hui thi..usne bola tha ki DJ ko koi dekhe na...nhi to use fir se jail me dalna hoga....aur fir use koi nhi nikalwa sakta tha...

To DJ ne apbe sathi se ek mask banwaya...aur bhai ji naam ke sath mere sath aa gaya...kyoki wo isi sahar me rahna chahta tha.....

Main- ohh...aur use is sahar me kya kaam tha....

Mantri- tum jante ho....wo tumhari maa ke piche tha....

Main- acchaa....to fir usne meri maa ko bgai ji ke roop me hi mara tha.....hai na....

Mantri- haa......

Main- waise kamaal hai ye tumhara mask banane wala....saale ne mera bhi mask bana dala....par ek baat samjh nhi aai....aakhir tum log mere ghar me....mera duplicate kyo lana chahte the....haa...

Mantri- wo main nhi janta....wo DJ ka plan tha....sach me....main to bas is baat se khush tha ki ab tum meri biwi se door ho jaoge....bas....

Main- hmm..ab jaldi se wo sach bhi bhounk de jo yu chhipa raha hai...chal...

Mantri- nhi....aur kuch nhi hai.....baki to tum jante hi ho ki DJ ka maqsad kya hai....hai na...

Main- wah.....

Aasha- aahh..thoda tej karo na....

Main- ha bilkul.....ye le......

Mantri- plz...ab to ruk jao....

Main- chup saale......main bas jgadne hinwala hi.....yeeehhh...yeehhhh...yeehhh...aaahh....maza aa gaya.....

Aasha- aaahhh....meri to....jaan nikaal di..aaahh...

Mantri- plz...bas karo ab....

Main- aahh...ho gaya.....ab bol.... bhai ji ne aur kya kiya tha.......ye bata..kyoki wo to kai saal is sahar me tha...meti maa par attack hone se pahle bhi....hai na.....

Mantri- mujhe nhi pata....

Main- ohh..to aise nhi bolega....lagta hai ise pyaash lagi hai....aasha....ja....aur ise apni gaand me bgara mera lundras pila de...tab saayad iska muh khulega....chal ja.....

Aasha- hmm...chalo....apne pati ki pyaas to bujha hi sakti hu na....

Ye bol kar aasha uthi aur ja kar usi kursi par chad gai....jus oar mantri bandha hua tha...aur fir usne apni ek taang uthai hi thi ki mantri chiila pada....

Mantri- bas karo...main batata hu...plz...ruk jao...

Main- aasha....ruk thoda.....aur tu...jaldi bol..
.

Mantri- DJ ne tumhare judwa bhai ko kidnap kiya tha....

Main(chounk kar)- mera....mera kya....judwa bhai...haattt....aisa kuch nhi tha....tu jhooth bol raha hai...

Mantri- nhi....yahi sach hai...alka ne judwa beto ko janm diya tha....aur DJ ne ek nurse ke jariye ek bacche ko uthwa liya tha......isliye ye kusi ko pata hi nhi chala ki alka ne judwa bachhe janme the.....kyoki us waat alka bhi behosh hi thi......

Main- tu sach bol raha hai na....sach bata.....nhi to tu soch bhi nhi sakta ki main kya karufa tere sath.....

Mantri- yahi sach hai....aur yakeen na ho to ja kar us ladke ka DNA test karwa lo...juse humne tumhari jagah ankit bana kar bheja tha....wahi hai tumhara jydwa bhai...

Main- ye kaise ho sakta hai...wo to koi mask ke andar....

Mantri(beech me)- nhi....wo mask nhi tha.....wo asli chehra tha....aur ye baat mujhe aaj hi pata chali.....wo bhi dhokhe se....sach me....yakeen karo mera....

Main- yakeen...aur tera....tu saale neta.....ruk...main khud hi pata karta hu....aur agar teri baat jhoothi nikli...to main teri wo haalat karuga ki tu hazaar mout ek sath marega...samjha....

Mantri- main sach bol hu...kasam se...

Main- ye main tay karuga..ki kya sach hai aur kya jhooth....tab tak tu aone hi ghar me kaid rahega.....aasha.....kapde pahan le....aur chal mere sath....

Fir maine aur aasha ready huye aur kuch aadmiyon ko us kamre me bula kar waha se nikal gaye........


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SAHAR KE BAAHAR EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME......


Agle din main subah 5 baje ghar pahucha aur jate hi neelam mami aur renu ko ek surkshit jagah bhej diya....

Uske baad main kuch der soya aur uth kar seedha dhyaanchand se milne ja pahucha.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kaha hai wo.....

Pappu- tum kal kyo nhi aaye.....

Main- kuch kaam me fasa tha....wo chhodo.....ye batao ki hai kaha wo buddha.....

Pappu- wo abhi soya hua hai.....

Main- to jagao use.....ye koi hotel nhi jo uski sewa ho aur wo sota rahe....

Pappu- main jagata hu use.....

Fir pappu ek room me chala gaya aur yaha meri aawaaj sunte hi baki sab(megha, chunni, munni, raksha, anu) hall me aa gaye.....aur raksha turant mere paas aai aur mere seene se chipak gai.....

Main- ohh....kya hua.....

Raksha- pata nhi....par mujhe bahut dar lag raha tha.....

Main- ye kya....tu dar rahi hai..are tu to meri jangli billi hai.....yaad nhi kya.....aaj teri wajah se hi sab yaha surakshit khade hai.......

Raksha- jo bhi ho...par mera dil ghabra raha hai....

Main- ohk....to ab shant ho jayga.....main aa gaya hu na.....tu room me ja....main aata hu....

Meri baat ka matlab raksha acche se samjh gai thi aur wo khush ho kar seedha room me bhaag gai....

Ye sab dekh kar anu ko bura laga aur uska chehra murjha gaya.....jis se main samjh gaya ki uske dil me kya chal raha hai.....

Main- anu....tum bhi raksha ke paas jao....

Anu(chounk kar)- par main....

Main(beech me)- nhi...seedha room me....samjhi.....

Anu(sir hila kar)- hmm...

Main(anu ke jate hi)- to....chunni aur munni......ab tum dono ka kya karu....

Megha(munni)- jo tumhe theek lage.....

Main- hmm...aur chunni....tum kya kahti ho....

Chunni(choti mami)- main kya bolu.....jo kaho lge wo kar dugi....

Main- oh ho....matlab aaj raat to...khair....ye ghar bahut bada hai.....tum dono uper wale room me chali jao....aur haa...ek minute....thoda paas me aao....

Meri baat maan kar dono mere kareeb aai aur maine chehra aage kar ke unke kaan me fusfusaya.....

Main- aaj raat kuch masti ho jaaye.....

Megha(sharma kar)- main kuch samjhi nhi.....

Main- accha...to sharma kyo gai....aur mami tum....tum to samjhi ki tum bhi nhi...

Chunni(dharma kar)- samjh gai....

Main- to fir ja kar apni behen ko bhi samjha do....aur dekho...mujhe mayoos mat karna.....jara main bhi to dekhu ki tum dono bahne mujh ko khush kar sakti ho ki nhi.....

Chunni- tum fikr mat karo....hum aaj ki raat dhamaal macha dege....tumhe aise khush karege ki tum hume bhool nhi paoge....

Main- yes...ye hui kuch baat...to chalo...raat ko milta hu.....

Aur ye bol kar maine dono hath aage kiye aur dono bahno ki gaand masal di....jis se dono sharma gai aur fir main seedha ja pahuvlcha dhyaanchand ke paas......

Maine dekha ki dhyaannchand ek bujurg aadmi tha...jo is waqt bahut jyada takleef me tha....

Ek to use goli lagne ki takleef thi...aur usse bhi badi takleef thi apne bete ki harqat.....jisne apne baap ko hi maarne ka hukm diya tha......

Main uski saririk aur mansik haalat ko samjh kar thoda shant raha aur uske bed ke baju me khada ho gaya.....

Dhyaanchand- tum...tum ankit ho na.....

Main- hmm...waise tum to mujhe pahchante hi hoge na....tumhare bete ne bataya hoga.....hai na....

Dhyaanchand(najren jhuka kar)- beta...huh...koun sa beta.....wo beta hota hai kya....jo baap ko maarne ka hukum deta hai...haa...

Main- ab isme main kya bolu.....waise bhi....babool ke ped par kaante hi milte hai na....aisa maine kahi suna tha.....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha.....main jo bhi dekh raha hu....wo mere hi karmo ka fal hai.....main bhi to aisa hi tha....laalchi, matlabi, gaddar......to saayad isiliye mujhe aaj ye din dekhna pad raha hai....

Main- dekho....bura mat manna....par main yaha tumgare karmo ka fal janne nhi aaya.....mujhe wo batao....jis ke liye tumne mujhe bulaya tha....bolo....aisa kya hai...jo tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta....haa...bolo....

Dhyaanchand- hmm...batata hu beta.....par pahle tum baith jao....kyoki isme waqt lag sakta hai.....

Main- theek hai....(baith kar)- ab bolna suru karo.....waise tum baat to kar sakte ho na....matlab jyada takleef to nhi....

Dhyaanchand- nhi beta.....ab koi takleef nhi.....main theek hu...ab meri baat dhyaan se suno...kyoki jo main tumhe batane ja raha hu....wo is duniya me aur koi nhi janta.....mera beta bhi nhi.....

Main- sun raha hu....kahte rahiye.....



[ DHYAANCHAND KA RAAJ...........]


Ye ek gahra raaj hai.....jo ek khazane se juda hai....aur ye koi aisa-waisa khazana nhi hai...ye khazana hai ek bahut bade samraajya ke raja ka....jiski keemat itni hai...ki jisse aaj ke samay ka ek pura rajya(state) khareeda ja sakta hai.....us rajya ke har ek insaan ko khareedne ki taaqat hai is khazane me....

Ye khazaba safiyon se rajao ke barishonke paas tha....aur fir jab bharat ko angrejo(british) se aazaadi mili....aur desh me sarkaar nai bani.....

To sarkaar ne sabhi rajao ko unki property air dhan-doulat ko sarkaar ke niyantran me rakhne ka aadesh de diya.....

Par humare raja aisa nhi chahte the....isliye unhone is chhipe huye khazane ko sarkaar se bachane ke liye ek rakshak niyukt kar diya....

Halaki rakshak to pahle bhi the...aur wo sab tumhare nana ke purbaj hi the....par aazadi ke baad ka rakshak kuch alag tha...kyoki ab baat thi khazane ko bahut jyada gupt rakhne ki......

Isliye raja kisi rakshak oarbaasaani se yakeen nhi kar sakta tha.....isi wajah se raja ne tumhare nana ke pita ko ek sapth dilwai....aur ye koi aisi-waisi sapth nhi thi....balki ek tantrik sapth thi....jiske tootne se rakshak aur uske pariwar ka sarvnaash hona pakka tha.....

Par raja sirf sapth se hi santust nhi hua...usne us khazane ke lite 5 tilashmi darwaje banwaaye....jinge maane huye tantriko ne apni tantra vidhya se ban kar diya....aur use kholne ka tareeka sirf raja aur rakshak ko bataya....

Aur wo tareeka itna khatarnaak tha ki yadi rakshak us raja se gaddari kar ke khazana kholne ki kosis karta....to wah pariwar ke sahit mit jata....

Khair....raja is intzaam se khush tha...par tabhi ek din raja apne pariwar sahit ek accident me mara gaya....aur uske vansh ka bajood khatm ho gaya....

Aur fir khazane ki puri jimmedari aur jankari sirf aur sirf rakshak ke paas hi rah gai thi....

Wo raksgak chahta to us khazane ko istemaal kar sakta tha...par iske liye use badi keemat chukani padti....to usne aisa socha bhi nhi....aur marte waqt wo us khazane ka raaj apne bete ko bata kar use naya rakshak bana gaya.....jo tumhare nana ji the....

Par tumhare nana ji bhi laalchi nhi the....isliye unhone bhi kabhi khazane ko pane ki iksha nhi jataai.....bas yski dekhbhaal hi karte rahe...

Aur wo jante the ki unko bhi is duniya se jane ke pahle ek rakshak niyukt karna hoga...jo unke oariwar ki parampara rahi thi...

To unhone apni badi beti...yani ki tumhari maa alka ko us khazane ka rakshak nitukt kar diya tha.....

Us samay bhi unko tantriko ko bulana pada tha....kyoki unhine tumhari maa ke alwa aone bete-betiyon ko bhi is khazane se judways tha...taki agar kabhi kjazana khola bhi jaaye...to sab bacche use sath hi khole....koi ek us khazane ko akela nhi khol sakta tha....

Isliye tumgare nana ne 5 darwazo ke liye 5 alag-alag tarah ki chaabiyan taiyaar karwa di....

Ek darwaje ki chabhi hai uska bada beta....


Dusre ki chaabi hai unka dusra beta.....

Teesre ki chaabi hai unki choti beti.....

Chouthe ki chaabi hai unki badi beti ke dil ki dhadkan......


Aur ant me sabse aakhir darwaje ki chabhi bahut hi khas hai....wo hai khud us khazane ka rakshak.....matlab ki tumhari maa.....


Main- hmm...to iska matlab ye hua ki jab tak nana ka pariwar sath nhi hoga..tab tak darwaja nhi khola ja sakta...matlab saare darwaje....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta....aur ye darwahe ki chabi ka koi nishchit number nhi tha...matlab mujge nhi pata ki koun si chabi kis darwaje ki hai....bas ye jaroor pata hai ki aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi us khazane ka rakshak hai...matlab alka....

Main- to iska matlab ye hua ki pahle hume pura pariwar sath chahiye....aur fir ye bhi pata karna hoga ki koun sa saksh kis darwaje ki chabi hai...par ye kaise pata chalega....aur ek baat batao...kii insaan kisi darwaje ki cgaabi kaise ho sakta hai...kya ye kisi tarah ka fingure print ya eye scanner jaisa hai....haa.

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta...ye tantrikon ne banaya tha.....isme aaj ki technology istemaal nhi hui...balki tantra vidhya ka istemaal hua tha....

Main- to ab ye koun batayega ki hum un insano ko kaise istemaal karege...taki wo darwaje ki chaabi ban sake....

Dhyaanchand- ye baat to tabhi pata chalegi...jab wo log un darwaje ke saamne hoge....

Main- ye aap kaise kah sakte hai....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mujhe khud tumhare nana ne bataya tha...aur baki sab bhi unhi ne bataya tha....unhe mujh par pira bharosha tha..wo dost mante the mujhe.....aur main laalchi....us khazane ki chaahat me apne us dost...jo mera ann data bui tha...use hi dhokha de diya....aur saari baaten apne us kameene bete ko bata di....

Main- ohh..par isse fayda kya hua....wo bhi to kuch nhi kar paya na.....

Dhyaanchand- haa...par usne tumhari maa ke pariwar ko barbaad to kiya na....

Main- matlab...kya kita tha usne..kuch...

Dhyaanchand(beech me)- unhe alag kiya.....ek-dusre ke khilaaf kiya.....bgai-bahno me daraar dali....aur isi ke liye usme tumhari rekha mousi ko apne jaal me fasaya tha....kyoki ek darwaje ki chabi wahi hai...

Main- ohh....kafi purani planning ki tumne to.....good......

Dhyaancgand- ha beta...planning bhi ki aur makkari bhi...saayad usi ki saza bhugat raha hu....

Main- wo to hai......par ye batao...ye sab to DJ janta hai na...to tumne aisa kyo bola tha ki tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta...haa...

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mere paas kuch aisa bhi hai jo DJ bhi nhi janta....

Main- kyo....tumne use bataya nhi....ya fir batane ka waqt nhi mila.....

Dhyaanchand- main use jan-bhooj kar nhi bataya...kyoki mujhe us par shak tha...ki kabhi wo mujhe bhi dhokha de sakta hai....aur wahi hua bhi...to ab lagta hai ki maine sahi kiya tha....

Main- ohk....to ab bata bhi do....aisi koun si baat hai....

Dhyaanchand- khazane ke aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi.....

Main- par wo to meri maa hi hai na....aur DJ te janta hai...saayad isi wajah se meri maa aaj tak jinda bhi hai...nhi to....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha....alka ko isiliye jinda rakha hai usne....kyoki uske hisaab se alka ke khoon ki kuch boonde hi wo darwaja khol sakti hai....

Main- sirf khoon ki boonde....par uske liye wo maa ko jinda kyo rakhta...kyo unhe sambgalne me waqt kharaab karta....wo to khoon le kar safe rakh sakta tha na....


Dhyaancgand- haa...aur mujhe bhi yahi laga tha....isliye maine ek baat aur jod di thi...ki jab alka ka khoon nikala jaaye....uske dil ki dhadkane chalti rahna chahiye.....tab ja kar to usne alka ko mara nhi.....

Main- ohhh...samjha....par tumne bola ki jod diya tha...matlab ye sach nhi...sirf kahne ko bol diya....meri maa ko bachane ke liye...

Dhyaanchand- haa...main use bachana chahta tha....isliye ye kahani nanaai...

Main- par kyo....kyoki mujhe nhi lagta ki tumhe meri maa ki khas fikr hogi...to fir kyo bachaya unhe....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki uske bina wo khazana koi nhi khol sakta.....sirf rakshak hinaakhiri darwaja khol kar andar ja sakta hai...aut uske pahle koi bhi us darwaje ke andar kadam rakhega...to jinda nhi rahega....

Main- acchaa...matlab meri maa ka jinda rahna tumhare liye jaroirat nlban gaya tha....taki tum khazane me ja sako...haa...

Dhyaanchand- ye bhi hai...par ek aur baat thi...juske liye mujhe unko jinda rakhna pada....

Main- aur kya....??

Dhyaanchand- us darwaje ki chabi...wo tumhare maa ke paas hai...matlab wahi hai...aur unka jinda rahna bhi jaroori hai....kam se ksm us darwaje tak pahuchne tak to unhe jinda rahna hi hoga....

Main- aisa kyo....matlab aisi kya cgabi hai...matlab...aahh..matlab meri maa hi chabi hai to unka jinda rahna jaroiri hai...ye samjha.....par wo chabi hai kya...kyoki DJ ko to tumne jhooth bola tha...to unka khion nhi chahiye....to kya chahiye...

Dhyaanchand- jinda dil...

Main(hairani se)- kya...kya khga aapne....

Dhyaanchand- tumhari maa ka jinda dil....jiska matlab ye hai ki darwaje tak pahuchne par tumhari maa ko jinda rahna chahiye....fir unka dil nikaal kar uska tukda...

Main(guuse se)- kya bakta hai....hosh me to hai na....

Dhyaanchand- main sach bol raha hu....ye baat khud tumhare nana ne kahi thi....

Main- haat...main nhi manta...

Dhyaanchand- kasam se beta....unhone mujge aur kisi darwaje ka nhi bataya...oar meri jid par taras kha kar aakhiri darwaje ka pura raaj bataya tha....

Main- aur wo ye tha..ki meri maa ka dil cheer kar hi wo darwaja khulega....

Dhyaanchand( dheere se)- ha beta...yahi sach hai....

Main(khada ho kar)- bakwas...koi vaap aisa soch bhi nhi sakta....ki uski beti ka dil nikaal kar...haattt...main nhi manta...tu sale...tu jhooth bol raha hai....

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta....dekh...main nhi janta ki main ab kitna jiuga...aur ab to mera beta bhi mera dushman hai...to main jhoith kisliye bolu....kya khazane ke liye....haa...khud hi soch beta...agar wo khazana mujhe mil bhi jaaye to mere kis kaam ka...soch kar dekh beta.....khyd soch....

Main- baat to sahi hai...tere kaam ka nhi hai...aur DJ bhi ab....par ye kaisi chaabi hai...iska to seedha matlab yahi hua ki darwaja kholne ke liye rakshak ko marna hoga....kyoki dil nikalne ke baad koi jinda rah hi nhi sakta.....jante ho na....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta...isiliye to tujhe bata raha hu....taki tum bhi is khazane ko bhool jao aur aoni maa ko ys kameene se aazaad kara lilo...nhi to wo kameena use maar dega....halaki use fir bhi kuch nhi milega...fir bhi....teri maa ki jindagi ka sawaal hai.....

Main- aah.....tum therk se batao...nana ne kya bola tha....puri baat......socho...theek se socho....kya kaha tha unhone....

Dhyaanchand- mujge acchi tarah se yaad hai...unhine saad-saaf bola tha...ki jab us darwaje ke taale par rakshak apne dil ka tukda khud apne hath se lagayega....tabhi ja kar wo darwaja khulega....nhi to wo rakshak wahi mar jayga.....

Main- par ye kaise sambhav hai....kaise koi insaan apne hath se apna dil nikaal kar uska tukda kahi lagayega.....haa....kaise........??????

Main dhyaanchand ki baaton ke baare me soch kar hairaan hi ho raha tha...ki tabhi mere paas rony ka call aa gaya.....

Aur usne mujhe bataya ki jin do logo ko usne dekha tha....wo unhe pahchan chuka hai....aur unki pic mujhe bhej raha hai....

Khair...thodi der baad hi mere mobile me 2 photo aa gai...jinhe dekh kar main hairaan rah gaya......

Kyoki usme jo mard ki photo thi......wo the mere chhote mama.....

Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....

Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir ye sab chal kya raha hai....????






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