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Rohit Story Ka Bahut Zyada Hi Important Character Hai . Aap Sabko Woh Zarur Baad Me Pasand Aayega . Abhi Woh Zyada Story Me Nahi Dikh Raha Hai Par Baad Me Uska Bahut Important Role Hai .Rohit Ko To Bilkul hi Bhul Chuke Hai Aap , Uski Problem Ko To Side Me Hi Kar Diya . Not Fair
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Yessssss !!!!! We Have Won World Cup !!!!!!! Time To Burst Crackers Man !!!!!!! Nagar Me Dhindhora Pitwa Do
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Modi , Meloni aur Rajveer Mehra Ka Beta
[ Vrinda : Tumhari Tone Kuch Zyada Hi Rude Thi !
Prem : I Don't Think So ! Ab Aap Jaiye aur Dinner Kar So Jaiye !
Prem Waha se Waapas Room Ke Andar Aa Jata Hai . ]
Ab Aage :
Prem Room Ke Andar aa Jata Hai aur Gate Andar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Prem : Tumne Dinner Start Nahi Kiya !
Mamta : ( Niche Dekhte Huye ) Aapne Bhi Abhi Tak Khaana Nahi Khaaya Tha !
Prem Mamta Ke Pass aa Jata Hai aur Dono Ke Liye Food Serve Kar Leta Hai .
Prem : Chalu Karo !
Mamta : Pehle Aap !
Prem : Pehle Aap - Pehle Aap Nahi ! Me Bhi Apna Khaa Raha Hu ! Tum Bhi Apna Khaana Start Karo ! Jaldi !
Karib 15 Min Baad Dono Apna Dinner Khatam Kar Lete Hai .
Prem : ( Niche Dekhte Hue ) Aur Kuch Chahiye !
Mamta : Ji Nahi !
Prem Uthkar Saari Dishes Side Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Hands Wash Kar Deta Hai . Mamta Bhi Pehli Baar Bed se Uth Hands Wash Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Wese Sex To Kar Hi Sakte Hai ! Nahi ! Bas Kuch Samay Ki Hi Baat Hai ! Apna Isse Kuch Lena Dena Nahi Hai ! Sex To Kya ? Kiss Bhi Nahi Karna Chahiye !
Prem : Ab So Jaate Hai ! Kal Hume Waapas Tumhare Ghar Bhi To Jaana Hai Pagphere Ke Liye ! Uske Baad Shaam Ko Hum Mumbai Ke Liye Niklege ! Mera Ghar Wahi Hai !
Mamta : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : Good !
Mamta Bed Par Jaakar Let Jaati Hai
Prem Lights Off Kar Deta Hai aur Wahi Bed Par So Jata Hai . Dono Ke Bich Bahut Duri Thi .
Karib 12 Baje Achanak Mamta Ki Neend Khulti Hai . Woh Hilne Ki Koshish Karti Hai Par Hil Nahi Paati . Prem Use Puri Tarah se Jakad Kar Soya Hua Tha , Ek Dum Kas Ke Pakad Kar . Prem Ki Aadat Hi Thi . Wo Jab Bhi Kisike Saath Sota Tha , Wo Apne Aap Hi Usko Kas Ke Pakad Kar So Jata Tha .
Mamta Sharmaa Kar Waapas So Jaati Hai .
*Next Day*
Subah 4 Baje Hi Prem Ki Aankhe Khul Jaati Hai . Wo Ek Dum Chipak Kar Soya Hua Tha Mamta se . Prem Jhat se Khada Ho Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Aadat Kisi Din Mujhe Marwayegi !
Prem Washroom Me Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : Kapde To Hai Hi Nahi ! Naha Kar Waapas To Ye Nahi Pehen Sakta ! Fir se Paramda Bhi To Jaana Hai ! Filhaal Naha Kae Waapas Yahi Pehen Leta Hu ! Baad Me Naye Cloths Lekar Change Kar Luga !
*After 30 Minutes*
Prem Bathroom se Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Kapde Pehen Leta Hai Apne . Mamta Abhi Tak Soyi Huyi Thi . Sote Hue Bhi Uska Chehra Kisi Phool Ki Tarah Khil Khila Raha Tha
Prem Room Me Pade Telephone se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Vrinda : ( Ubaasi Lete Hue ) Aaaaa…Hello !
Prem : Hello Dii ! Uth Gayi !
Vrinda : Tumhare Phone Ki Wajah se Hi Uthi !
Prem : Nice ! Ab Jaldi Fresh Ho Jaiye ! Kuch Time Baad Me Aapke Room Me Aata Hu !
Vrinda : Hmmm !!
Prem : Miss Vrinda Quick !!!
*Call Cuts*
Prem Room Me Padi Ek Chair Par Beth Jata Hai aur Kal Ka Pada Hindi Newspaper Padhne Lagta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Modi aur Meloni Ka Rishta Hua Pakka ! Dono Desho Me Khushi Ka Maahol ! Twitter Per Trend Hua #Meloni ! Nice !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Bahu Meri Beti Nahi , Samdhan Dahej Deti Nahi Show Ki Bahu Ke Marne Ke Baad Pure Desh Ki Aaurato Ka Ro Ro Kar Hua Bura Haal ! Nice !
Karib Aadhe Ghante Baad Prem Vrinda Ke Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Knock Karne Lagta Hai . Kuch Hi Der Me Vrinda Gate Khol Deti Hai .
Vrinda : Good Morning !
Prem Room Ke Andar Jaata Hai . Vrinda Gate Lock Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : Ready !
Vrinda : Haan ! Par Jana Kaha Hai Abhi ? Abhi To Bas 5 Baj Rahi Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kahi Nahi Par Aaj Bahut Kaam Hai ! Naya Mobile Lena Hai , Purani Sim No. Ki Hi Sim Kharidni Hai ! Chopper Book Karwana Hai Mumbai Jaane Wala ! Uske Baad Mamta Ko Lekar Paramda Bhi Jana Hai , Fir Shaam Ko Yaha se Mumbai Bhi Jana Hai .
Vrinda : OK ! Mere Pass To Abhi Kapde Bhi Nahi Hai ! Yahi Kapde Naha Kar Waapas Pehen Liye !
Prem : Mene Bhi ! Acha Yaad Dilaya , Bas Aaj Ke Liye Kapde Bhi Lene Hai Mujhe , Me 2 Din Se Yahi Kapde Pehne Hua Hu !
Vrinda : Waise Mene Ek Baat Notice Ki Hai !
Prem : Kya ?
Vrinda : Jabse Tum India Me Aaye Ho , Humne Jab Bhi Sex Karne Ka Try Kiya , Kuch Na Kuch Dikkat Aa Hi Rahi Hai ! Pehle Woh Shruti Ke Goli Lagi , Uske Baad Tumne Bola Kal Karege To Fir Tab Tum Bengaluru Chale Gaye ! Uske Baad Humne Try Kiya To Diya Aagayi aur Tumne Bola Ki Kal Karege To Kal Us Time Par Tum Raste Par The !
Prem : Baat To Sahi Hai !
Prem Vrinda Ko Apne Pass Khich Leta Hai aur Kiss Karne Lagta Hai .
*2 Minutes Later*
Prem Aur Vrinda Kiss Karna Band Karte Hai .
Vrinda : Abhi Isss Aage Nahi ! Mere Back Me Pain Ho Raha Hai !
Prem : Nice !
Vrinda : Har Cheez Me Bas Nice Hi Kehte Raho !
Prem : Breakfast Mangwa Du !
Vrinda : Abhi Nahi ! Me Baad Me Kar Lugi ! Aur Aaj Tumhe Mamta Ke Saath Breakfast Karna Chahiye ! Acha Lagega Use !
Prem : Nice !
Vrinda : Wese Khubsurat To Hai ! Raat Ko Kuch Hua Tumhare Bich Me ?
Prem : Nahi ! Hum So Gaye ! Aur Me Uske Saath Kuch Karne Bhi Nahi Wala !
Vrinda : Expected !
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*Yesterday*
Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Mahal Me Pahuch Jaati Hai . Saare Gharwaalo Ko Pata Chal Gaya Tha Ki Kal se Prem aur Sheena Ghar Nahi Pahuche . Sabhi Log Bade se Hall Me Hi The Siwaye Shailendra aur Shekhar Ke .
Filhaal Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Andar Aa Jaati Hai . Sabhi Log Uske Pass Jaate Hai .
Hawaldaar 1 : ( Haath Jodte Hue ) Ab Hum Chalte Hai Hukumsa !
Indravardhan : ( Nods in Agreement )
Dono Hawaldaar Waha se Chale Jaate Hai .
Sandhya : Mera Beta Kaha hai ?
Sheena : Mujhe Nahi Pata !
Sandhya : Kya Matlab Nahi Pata ! Tum Dono Saath Me The Na !
Sheena : Haan ! Kal Raat Tak Saath The ! Subah Jese Hi Meri Nind Khuli , Woh Waha Nahi Tha !
Indravardhan : Sandhya ! Wo Abhi Abhi Aayi Hai ! Chain Se Bethne Do Use ! Betho Beta !
Sheena Couch Par Beth Jaati Hai . Prerna Sheena Ko Paani Pilati Hai .
Indravardhan : Ab Jo Jo Hua Tha Hume Sab Batao !
Sheena : Ji ! Kal Raat Ko Hum Jaipur se Waapas Devgarh Hi Aa Rahe The ! Par Raste Par Achanak Se Humari Car Ulat Jaati Hai !
Waha Khadi Sabhi Logo Ki Aankhe Chodi Ho Jaati Hai .
Sandhya : KYAA ????
Sheena : Fir Jab Meri Aankh Khuli To Me Bandhi Huyi Thi , Prem Bhi Bandha Hua Tha aur Saath Me Kayi Aur Log Bhi Bandhe Hue The . Humare Saamne Kayi Log Koyi Hawan Kar Rahe The ! Thodi Der Baad Wo Log Ek Ek Karke Jitne Bhi Bandhe Hue Log The Sabhi Ke Gale Kaatne Lage !
Sandhya : KYAA ???? PREM KAHA HAI ????
Sheena : Badi Chachi Aap Shaant Ho Jaiye ! Pehle Meri Puri Baat Sun Lijiye ! Ek Ek Kar Wo Sabhi Logo Ko Maarne Lag Jaate Hai , Fir Prem Ki Baari Aati Hai ! Wo Log Prem Ko Bhi Maarne Hi Wale The Par
Kritika : Par Kya ? Prem Kaha Hai Bhabhi ?
Sheena : Par Prem Un Sabhi Logo Ko Maar Deta Hai .
*Silence*
Kritika : Aap Mazaak Kar Rahe Hai ?
Sheena : ( Nods in Disagreement )
Sheena : Pata Nahi Par Wo Karib 50 Log The aur Prem Akela ! Par Aakhir Me Prem Akela Hi Bacha Hua Tha ! Mene Sabkuch Apni Aankho se Dekha ! Sabkuch Bahut Bhayaank Tha ! Prem Sabke Gale Kaat Raha Tha ! Dekh Kar Aesa Lag Raha Tha Ki Jese Uske Liye Ye Roz Ka Kaam Ho !
Kritika : Aage Kya Hua ?
Sheena : Uske Baad Hum Log Waha se Chale Gaye ! Hume Ek Jhopdi Dikhi To Raat Gujarne Ke Liye Hum Dono Wahi So Gaye , Jab Mai Subah Uthi To Prem Waha Nahi Tha !
Indravardhan : RAJVEER MEHRA Ka Beta Hai ! Ye Sab Iske Khoon Me Hi Hai !
Ye Shabd Sandhya Ke Kaano Me Padti Hai To Uske Chehre Par Jo Lakeere Thi Wo Tanz Se Aur Bhi Kas Jaati Hai . Uske Andar Ki Jo Ghabrahat Thi Woh aur Bhi Badh Jaati Hai .
Sandhya Kabhi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Prem Apne Papa Rajveer Par Jaaye . Par Kudrat Ka Bhi Apna Hi Khel Tha . Prem Ke Liye Uske Papa Uske Idol The , Uske Hero The . Prem Humesh Se Hi Apne Papa Jesa Banna Chahta Tha .
Gungun : Prem Ne Akele Itne Sare Logo Ko Kese Maara ? Koyi Gun Thi Kya Uske Pass ?
Sheena : Nahi ! Koyi Nukila Hathiyaar Tha Uske Pass !
Gungun : To Ab Kya Prem Ko Jail Hogi ?
Indravardhan : Nahi ! Uski Fiqr Mat Karo ! Wo Sab Hum Sambhal Lege !
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*Today*
Prem Apne Room Me Waapas aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Neend se Uth Chuki Thi . Prem Andar se Gate Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Prem : Uth Gayi ! Nice !
Mamta : Suprabhat !
Prem : Same !
Prem : Jaldi se Taiyar Ho Jao !
Mamta : Ji !
Mamta Bed se Khadi Ho Jaati Hai .
Prem : ( ishara Karte Hue ) Wo Bathroom , Toilet aur Bathtub Teeno Andar Hi Hai Waha !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem Kya Bolta Hai Woh Toh Mamta Ko Zyada Samajh Nahi Aata Par Prem Ne Jis Taraf Ishara Kiya Tha Woh Us Taraf Chali Jaati Hai . Mamta Ko English Samajh Nahi Aati Thi .
Mamta Bade se Bathroom Ke Andar aa Jati Hai.
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Gate To Band Kar Deti ! Anyways Apne Kya ?
Prem Wahi Chair Par Beth Jaata Hai .
Mamta Bathroom Ke Andar To Aa Jati Hai Par Use Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha . Usne Kabhi Bhi Shower Yaa Bathtub Me Nahi Naya Tha . Na Hi Kabhi Commode Use Kiya Tha .
Mamta Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagti Hai . Woh Ek Nal Par Jese Hi Haath Rakhti Hai , Shower ON Ho Jaata Hai aur Uske Upar Paani Girne Lagta Hai. Mamta Achanak se Dar Jaati Hai aur Uske Muh se Cheekh Nikal Jaati Hai .
Cheekh Sun Prem Daudte Hue Bathroom Me Jaata Hai .
Prem : Kya Hua ?
Mamta : Woh….
Mamta Shower Ki Taraf Ishara Karti Hai .
Prem Shower Bandh Kar Leta Hai . Prem Samajh Gaya Tha Ki Mamta Ko Ye Sab Use Karna Nahi Aata Tha
Prem : Dekho ! Ye Shower Hai ! Is Cheez Ko Right Me Ghumaogi To Upar Se Paani Aayega ! Yaha Nahi Nahana To Waha Bathtub Hai ! Usme Aaram Se Let Jaana !
Prem Bathtub Ke Pass Jaakar Use Sabhi Cheez Batane Lagta Hai .
Prem : Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem : Good ! Wo us Taraf Toothpaste and Brush Bhi Pade Hai !
Prem Fir Commode Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Mamta Ko Usse Kese Use Karna Hai Wo batane Lagta Hai .
Prem : Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem : Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Dena !
Prem Bathroom Ke Baahar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Gate Ke Pass Aakar Use Bandh Karne Ka Try Karti Hai Par Usse Bandh Nahi Ho Pata.
Prem Waapas Mamta Ke Pass aata Hai .
Prem : Isko Pakad Ke Gol Gumao Is Taraf ! Bas Yahi Karna Hai ! Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem Waapas Baahar aa Jata Hai . Mamta Pehle Baahar aa Jati Hai aur Apne Beg Se Kapde Lekar Waapas Bathroom Me Aakar Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) I'm Sure Isko Nahi Pata Hoga 69 Kya Hota Hai ? Doggy Ki Jagah Kutta Position Bolna Padega ! Ek Second , Me Ye Kyu Soch Raha Hu ? Apne Kya Lena Dena !!!
Prem Waapas Aakar Beth Jaata .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Second ! OHHH FUCKKING SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTT !! SHITTTT !!!!!!! WO PHOTO !! WO MERE POCKET ME HI THI !! Ek Second ! Phew !! Wo Photo To Mere Bag Me Hi Padi Hai ! Nice ! Heartattack Hi Aa Jata Hai Abhi Mujhe !
Prem Jis Tasveer Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Woh Uske Liye Badi Maayne Rakhti Thi .
Prem Waha se Telephone Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Room Service Ko Call Kar Breakfast Mangwa Deta Hai .
*Kuch Der Baad*
Room Service Wala Breakfast Lekar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Uske Kuch Der Baad Bathroom Se Baahar Aa Jati Hai .
Prem : Aajao Breakfast Karte Hai !
Mamta : Ji Swami !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Iski Maa Ka Swami !! Mere Maa Na Kitna Acha Name Rakha Mera Prem ! Aur Yeh Bas Swami !
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Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi , Like Karna aur Saath Me Apna Review Likhna Mat Bhulna . Congratulations To All Of You For , We Won T20I WC . But Sad For Also That Virat and Rohit Retired From T20I . Anyways Milege Jald Hi , Cheers
Modi , Meloni aur Rajveer Mehra Ka Beta
[ Vrinda : Tumhari Tone Kuch Zyada Hi Rude Thi !
Prem : I Don't Think So ! Ab Aap Jaiye aur Dinner Kar So Jaiye !
Prem Waha se Waapas Room Ke Andar Aa Jata Hai . ]
Ab Aage :
Prem Room Ke Andar aa Jata Hai aur Gate Andar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Prem : Tumne Dinner Start Nahi Kiya !
Mamta : ( Niche Dekhte Huye ) Aapne Bhi Abhi Tak Khaana Nahi Khaaya Tha !
Prem Mamta Ke Pass aa Jata Hai aur Dono Ke Liye Food Serve Kar Leta Hai .
Prem : Chalu Karo !
Mamta : Pehle Aap !
Prem : Pehle Aap - Pehle Aap Nahi ! Me Bhi Apna Khaa Raha Hu ! Tum Bhi Apna Khaana Start Karo ! Jaldi !
Karib 15 Min Baad Dono Apna Dinner Khatam Kar Lete Hai .
Prem : ( Niche Dekhte Hue ) Aur Kuch Chahiye !
Mamta : Ji Nahi !
Prem Uthkar Saari Dishes Side Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Hands Wash Kar Deta Hai . Mamta Bhi Pehli Baar Bed se Uth Hands Wash Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Wese Sex To Kar Hi Sakte Hai ! Nahi ! Bas Kuch Samay Ki Hi Baat Hai ! Apna Isse Kuch Lena Dena Nahi Hai ! Sex To Kya ? Kiss Bhi Nahi Karna Chahiye !
Prem : Ab So Jaate Hai ! Kal Hume Waapas Tumhare Ghar Bhi To Jaana Hai Pagphere Ke Liye ! Uske Baad Shaam Ko Hum Mumbai Ke Liye Niklege ! Mera Ghar Wahi Hai !
Mamta : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : Good !
Mamta Bed Par Jaakar Let Jaati Hai
Prem Lights Off Kar Deta Hai aur Wahi Bed Par So Jata Hai . Dono Ke Bich Bahut Duri Thi .
Karib 12 Baje Achanak Mamta Ki Neend Khulti Hai . Woh Hilne Ki Koshish Karti Hai Par Hil Nahi Paati . Prem Use Puri Tarah se Jakad Kar Soya Hua Tha , Ek Dum Kas Ke Pakad Kar . Prem Ki Aadat Hi Thi . Wo Jab Bhi Kisike Saath Sota Tha , Wo Apne Aap Hi Usko Kas Ke Pakad Kar So Jata Tha .
Mamta Sharmaa Kar Waapas So Jaati Hai .
*Next Day*
Subah 4 Baje Hi Prem Ki Aankhe Khul Jaati Hai . Wo Ek Dum Chipak Kar Soya Hua Tha Mamta se . Prem Jhat se Khada Ho Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Aadat Kisi Din Mujhe Marwayegi !
Prem Washroom Me Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : Kapde To Hai Hi Nahi ! Naha Kar Waapas To Ye Nahi Pehen Sakta ! Fir se Paramda Bhi To Jaana Hai ! Filhaal Naha Kae Waapas Yahi Pehen Leta Hu ! Baad Me Naye Cloths Lekar Change Kar Luga !
*After 30 Minutes*
Prem Bathroom se Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Kapde Pehen Leta Hai Apne . Mamta Abhi Tak Soyi Huyi Thi . Sote Hue Bhi Uska Chehra Kisi Phool Ki Tarah Khil Khila Raha Tha
Prem Room Me Pade Telephone se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Vrinda : ( Ubaasi Lete Hue ) Aaaaa…Hello !
Prem : Hello Dii ! Uth Gayi !
Vrinda : Tumhare Phone Ki Wajah se Hi Uthi !
Prem : Nice ! Ab Jaldi Fresh Ho Jaiye ! Kuch Time Baad Me Aapke Room Me Aata Hu !
Vrinda : Hmmm !!
Prem : Miss Vrinda Quick !!!
*Call Cuts*
Prem Room Me Padi Ek Chair Par Beth Jata Hai aur Kal Ka Pada Hindi Newspaper Padhne Lagta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Modi aur Meloni Ka Rishta Hua Pakka ! Dono Desho Me Khushi Ka Maahol ! Twitter Per Trend Hua #Meloni ! Nice !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Bahu Meri Beti Nahi , Samdhan Dahej Deti Nahi Show Ki Bahu Ke Marne Ke Baad Pure Desh Ki Aaurato Ka Ro Ro Kar Hua Bura Haal ! Nice !
Karib Aadhe Ghante Baad Prem Vrinda Ke Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Knock Karne Lagta Hai . Kuch Hi Der Me Vrinda Gate Khol Deti Hai .
Vrinda : Good Morning !
Prem Room Ke Andar Jaata Hai . Vrinda Gate Lock Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : Ready !
Vrinda : Haan ! Par Jana Kaha Hai Abhi ? Abhi To Bas 5 Baj Rahi Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kahi Nahi Par Aaj Bahut Kaam Hai ! Naya Mobile Lena Hai , Purani Sim No. Ki Hi Sim Kharidni Hai ! Chopper Book Karwana Hai Mumbai Jaane Wala ! Uske Baad Mamta Ko Lekar Paramda Bhi Jana Hai , Fir Shaam Ko Yaha se Mumbai Bhi Jana Hai .
Vrinda : OK ! Mere Pass To Abhi Kapde Bhi Nahi Hai ! Yahi Kapde Naha Kar Waapas Pehen Liye !
Prem : Mene Bhi ! Acha Yaad Dilaya , Bas Aaj Ke Liye Kapde Bhi Lene Hai Mujhe , Me 2 Din Se Yahi Kapde Pehne Hua Hu !
Vrinda : Waise Mene Ek Baat Notice Ki Hai !
Prem : Kya ?
Vrinda : Jabse Tum India Me Aaye Ho , Humne Jab Bhi Sex Karne Ka Try Kiya , Kuch Na Kuch Dikkat Aa Hi Rahi Hai ! Pehle Woh Shruti Ke Goli Lagi , Uske Baad Tumne Bola Kal Karege To Fir Tab Tum Bengaluru Chale Gaye ! Uske Baad Humne Try Kiya To Diya Aagayi aur Tumne Bola Ki Kal Karege To Kal Us Time Par Tum Raste Par The !
Prem : Baat To Sahi Hai !
Prem Vrinda Ko Apne Pass Khich Leta Hai aur Kiss Karne Lagta Hai .
*2 Minutes Later*
Prem Aur Vrinda Kiss Karna Band Karte Hai .
Vrinda : Abhi Isss Aage Nahi ! Mere Back Me Pain Ho Raha Hai !
Prem : Nice !
Vrinda : Har Cheez Me Bas Nice Hi Kehte Raho !
Prem : Breakfast Mangwa Du !
Vrinda : Abhi Nahi ! Me Baad Me Kar Lugi ! Aur Aaj Tumhe Mamta Ke Saath Breakfast Karna Chahiye ! Acha Lagega Use !
Prem : Nice !
Vrinda : Wese Khubsurat To Hai ! Raat Ko Kuch Hua Tumhare Bich Me ?
Prem : Nahi ! Hum So Gaye ! Aur Me Uske Saath Kuch Karne Bhi Nahi Wala !
Vrinda : Expected !
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*Yesterday*
Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Mahal Me Pahuch Jaati Hai . Saare Gharwaalo Ko Pata Chal Gaya Tha Ki Kal se Prem aur Sheena Ghar Nahi Pahuche . Sabhi Log Bade se Hall Me Hi The Siwaye Shailendra aur Shekhar Ke .
Filhaal Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Andar Aa Jaati Hai . Sabhi Log Uske Pass Jaate Hai .
Hawaldaar 1 : ( Haath Jodte Hue ) Ab Hum Chalte Hai Hukumsa !
Indravardhan : ( Nods in Agreement )
Dono Hawaldaar Waha se Chale Jaate Hai .
Sandhya : Mera Beta Kaha hai ?
Sheena : Mujhe Nahi Pata !
Sandhya : Kya Matlab Nahi Pata ! Tum Dono Saath Me The Na !
Sheena : Haan ! Kal Raat Tak Saath The ! Subah Jese Hi Meri Nind Khuli , Woh Waha Nahi Tha !
Indravardhan : Sandhya ! Wo Abhi Abhi Aayi Hai ! Chain Se Bethne Do Use ! Betho Beta !
Sheena Couch Par Beth Jaati Hai . Prerna Sheena Ko Paani Pilati Hai .
Indravardhan : Ab Jo Jo Hua Tha Hume Sab Batao !
Sheena : Ji ! Kal Raat Ko Hum Jaipur se Waapas Devgarh Hi Aa Rahe The ! Par Raste Par Achanak Se Humari Car Ulat Jaati Hai !
Waha Khadi Sabhi Logo Ki Aankhe Chodi Ho Jaati Hai .
Sandhya : KYAA ????
Sheena : Fir Jab Meri Aankh Khuli To Me Bandhi Huyi Thi , Prem Bhi Bandha Hua Tha aur Saath Me Kayi Aur Log Bhi Bandhe Hue The . Humare Saamne Kayi Log Koyi Hawan Kar Rahe The ! Thodi Der Baad Wo Log Ek Ek Karke Jitne Bhi Bandhe Hue Log The Sabhi Ke Gale Kaatne Lage !
Sandhya : KYAA ???? PREM KAHA HAI ????
Sheena : Badi Chachi Aap Shaant Ho Jaiye ! Pehle Meri Puri Baat Sun Lijiye ! Ek Ek Kar Wo Sabhi Logo Ko Maarne Lag Jaate Hai , Fir Prem Ki Baari Aati Hai ! Wo Log Prem Ko Bhi Maarne Hi Wale The Par
Kritika : Par Kya ? Prem Kaha Hai Bhabhi ?
Sheena : Par Prem Un Sabhi Logo Ko Maar Deta Hai .
*Silence*
Kritika : Aap Mazaak Kar Rahe Hai ?
Sheena : ( Nods in Disagreement )
Sheena : Pata Nahi Par Wo Karib 50 Log The aur Prem Akela ! Par Aakhir Me Prem Akela Hi Bacha Hua Tha ! Mene Sabkuch Apni Aankho se Dekha ! Sabkuch Bahut Bhayaank Tha ! Prem Sabke Gale Kaat Raha Tha ! Dekh Kar Aesa Lag Raha Tha Ki Jese Uske Liye Ye Roz Ka Kaam Ho !
Kritika : Aage Kya Hua ?
Sheena : Uske Baad Hum Log Waha se Chale Gaye ! Hume Ek Jhopdi Dikhi To Raat Gujarne Ke Liye Hum Dono Wahi So Gaye , Jab Mai Subah Uthi To Prem Waha Nahi Tha !
Indravardhan : RAJVEER MEHRA Ka Beta Hai ! Ye Sab Iske Khoon Me Hi Hai !
Ye Shabd Sandhya Ke Kaano Me Padti Hai To Uske Chehre Par Jo Lakeere Thi Wo Tanz Se Aur Bhi Kas Jaati Hai . Uske Andar Ki Jo Ghabrahat Thi Woh aur Bhi Badh Jaati Hai .
Sandhya Kabhi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Prem Apne Papa Rajveer Par Jaaye . Par Kudrat Ka Bhi Apna Hi Khel Tha . Prem Ke Liye Uske Papa Uske Idol The , Uske Hero The . Prem Humesh Se Hi Apne Papa Jesa Banna Chahta Tha .
Gungun : Prem Ne Akele Itne Sare Logo Ko Kese Maara ? Koyi Gun Thi Kya Uske Pass ?
Sheena : Nahi ! Koyi Nukila Hathiyaar Tha Uske Pass !
Gungun : To Ab Kya Prem Ko Jail Hogi ?
Indravardhan : Nahi ! Uski Fiqr Mat Karo ! Wo Sab Hum Sambhal Lege !
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*Today*
Prem Apne Room Me Waapas aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Neend se Uth Chuki Thi . Prem Andar se Gate Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Prem : Uth Gayi ! Nice !
Mamta : Suprabhat !
Prem : Same !
Prem : Jaldi se Taiyar Ho Jao !
Mamta : Ji !
Mamta Bed se Khadi Ho Jaati Hai .
Prem : ( ishara Karte Hue ) Wo Bathroom , Toilet aur Bathtub Teeno Andar Hi Hai Waha !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem Kya Bolta Hai Woh Toh Mamta Ko Zyada Samajh Nahi Aata Par Prem Ne Jis Taraf Ishara Kiya Tha Woh Us Taraf Chali Jaati Hai . Mamta Ko English Samajh Nahi Aati Thi .
Mamta Bade se Bathroom Ke Andar aa Jati Hai.
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Gate To Band Kar Deti ! Anyways Apne Kya ?
Prem Wahi Chair Par Beth Jaata Hai .
Mamta Bathroom Ke Andar To Aa Jati Hai Par Use Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha . Usne Kabhi Bhi Shower Yaa Bathtub Me Nahi Naya Tha . Na Hi Kabhi Commode Use Kiya Tha .
Mamta Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagti Hai . Woh Ek Nal Par Jese Hi Haath Rakhti Hai , Shower ON Ho Jaata Hai aur Uske Upar Paani Girne Lagta Hai. Mamta Achanak se Dar Jaati Hai aur Uske Muh se Cheekh Nikal Jaati Hai .
Cheekh Sun Prem Daudte Hue Bathroom Me Jaata Hai .
Prem : Kya Hua ?
Mamta : Woh….
Mamta Shower Ki Taraf Ishara Karti Hai .
Prem Shower Bandh Kar Leta Hai . Prem Samajh Gaya Tha Ki Mamta Ko Ye Sab Use Karna Nahi Aata Tha
Prem : Dekho ! Ye Shower Hai ! Is Cheez Ko Right Me Ghumaogi To Upar Se Paani Aayega ! Yaha Nahi Nahana To Waha Bathtub Hai ! Usme Aaram Se Let Jaana !
Prem Bathtub Ke Pass Jaakar Use Sabhi Cheez Batane Lagta Hai .
Prem : Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem : Good ! Wo us Taraf Toothpaste and Brush Bhi Pade Hai !
Prem Fir Commode Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Mamta Ko Usse Kese Use Karna Hai Wo batane Lagta Hai .
Prem : Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem : Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Dena !
Prem Bathroom Ke Baahar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Gate Ke Pass Aakar Use Bandh Karne Ka Try Karti Hai Par Usse Bandh Nahi Ho Pata.
Prem Waapas Mamta Ke Pass aata Hai .
Prem : Isko Pakad Ke Gol Gumao Is Taraf ! Bas Yahi Karna Hai ! Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem Waapas Baahar aa Jata Hai . Mamta Pehle Baahar aa Jati Hai aur Apne Beg Se Kapde Lekar Waapas Bathroom Me Aakar Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) I'm Sure Isko Nahi Pata Hoga 69 Kya Hota Hai ? Doggy Ki Jagah Kutta Position Bolna Padega ! Ek Second , Me Ye Kyu Soch Raha Hu ? Apne Kya Lena Dena !!!
Prem Waapas Aakar Beth Jaata .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Second ! OHHH FUCKKING SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTT !! SHITTTT !!!!!!! WO PHOTO !! WO MERE POCKET ME HI THI !! Ek Second ! Phew !! Wo Photo To Mere Bag Me Hi Padi Hai ! Nice ! Heartattack Hi Aa Jata Hai Abhi Mujhe !
Prem Jis Tasveer Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Woh Uske Liye Badi Maayne Rakhti Thi .
Prem Waha se Telephone Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Room Service Ko Call Kar Breakfast Mangwa Deta Hai .
*Kuch Der Baad*
Room Service Wala Breakfast Lekar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Uske Kuch Der Baad Bathroom Se Baahar Aa Jati Hai .
Prem : Aajao Breakfast Karte Hai !
Mamta : Ji Swami !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Iski Maa Ka Swami !! Mere Maa Na Kitna Acha Name Rakha Mera Prem ! Aur Yeh Bas Swami !
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Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi , Like Karna aur Saath Me Apna Review Likhna Mat Bhulna . Congratulations To All Of You For , We Won T20I WC . But Sad For Also That Virat and Rohit Retired From T20I . Anyways Milege Jald Hi , Cheers
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