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Modi , Meloni aur Rajveer Mehra Ka Beta

[ Vrinda : Tumhari Tone Kuch Zyada Hi Rude Thi !

Prem : I Don't Think So ! Ab Aap Jaiye aur Dinner Kar So Jaiye !

Prem Waha se Waapas Room Ke Andar Aa Jata Hai . ]

Ab Aage :

Prem Room Ke Andar aa Jata Hai aur Gate Andar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .

Prem : Tumne Dinner Start Nahi Kiya !

Mamta : ( Niche Dekhte Huye ) Aapne Bhi Abhi Tak Khaana Nahi Khaaya Tha !

Prem Mamta Ke Pass aa Jata Hai aur Dono Ke Liye Food Serve Kar Leta Hai .

Prem : Chalu Karo !

Mamta : Pehle Aap !

Prem : Pehle Aap - Pehle Aap Nahi ! Me Bhi Apna Khaa Raha Hu ! Tum Bhi Apna Khaana Start Karo ! Jaldi !

Karib 15 Min Baad Dono Apna Dinner Khatam Kar Lete Hai .

Prem : ( Niche Dekhte Hue ) Aur Kuch Chahiye !

Mamta : Ji Nahi !

Prem Uthkar Saari Dishes Side Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Hands Wash Kar Deta Hai . Mamta Bhi Pehli Baar Bed se Uth Hands Wash Kar Deti Hai .

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Prem : ( Mann Me ) Wese Sex To Kar Hi Sakte Hai ! Nahi ! Bas Kuch Samay Ki Hi Baat Hai ! Apna Isse Kuch Lena Dena Nahi Hai ! Sex To Kya ? Kiss Bhi Nahi Karna Chahiye !

Prem : Ab So Jaate Hai ! Kal Hume Waapas Tumhare Ghar Bhi To Jaana Hai Pagphere Ke Liye ! Uske Baad Shaam Ko Hum Mumbai Ke Liye Niklege ! Mera Ghar Wahi Hai !

Mamta : ( Nods in Agreement )

Prem : Good !

Mamta Bed Par Jaakar Let Jaati Hai

Prem Lights Off Kar Deta Hai aur Wahi Bed Par So Jata Hai . Dono Ke Bich Bahut Duri Thi .

Karib 12 Baje Achanak Mamta Ki Neend Khulti Hai . Woh Hilne Ki Koshish Karti Hai Par Hil Nahi Paati . Prem Use Puri Tarah se Jakad Kar Soya Hua Tha , Ek Dum Kas Ke Pakad Kar . Prem Ki Aadat Hi Thi . Wo Jab Bhi Kisike Saath Sota Tha , Wo Apne Aap Hi Usko Kas Ke Pakad Kar So Jata Tha .

Mamta Sharmaa Kar Waapas So Jaati Hai .

*Next Day*

Subah 4 Baje Hi Prem Ki Aankhe Khul Jaati Hai . Wo Ek Dum Chipak Kar Soya Hua Tha Mamta se . Prem Jhat se Khada Ho Jata Hai .

Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Aadat Kisi Din Mujhe Marwayegi !

Prem Washroom Me Chala Jaata Hai .

Prem : Kapde To Hai Hi Nahi ! Naha Kar Waapas To Ye Nahi Pehen Sakta ! Fir se Paramda Bhi To Jaana Hai ! Filhaal Naha Kae Waapas Yahi Pehen Leta Hu ! Baad Me Naye Cloths Lekar Change Kar Luga !

*After 30 Minutes*

Prem Bathroom se Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Kapde Pehen Leta Hai Apne . Mamta Abhi Tak Soyi Huyi Thi . Sote Hue Bhi Uska Chehra Kisi Phool Ki Tarah Khil Khila Raha Tha

Prem Room Me Pade Telephone se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai .

*On Call*

Vrinda : ( Ubaasi Lete Hue ) Aaaaa…Hello !

Prem : Hello Dii ! Uth Gayi !

Vrinda : Tumhare Phone Ki Wajah se Hi Uthi !

Prem : Nice ! Ab Jaldi Fresh Ho Jaiye ! Kuch Time Baad Me Aapke Room Me Aata Hu !

Vrinda : Hmmm !!

Prem : Miss Vrinda Quick !!!

*Call Cuts*

Prem Room Me Padi Ek Chair Par Beth Jata Hai aur Kal Ka Pada Hindi Newspaper Padhne Lagta Hai .

Prem : ( Mann Me ) Modi aur Meloni Ka Rishta Hua Pakka ! Dono Desho Me Khushi Ka Maahol ! Twitter Per Trend Hua #Meloni ! Nice !

Prem : ( Mann Me ) Bahu Meri Beti Nahi , Samdhan Dahej Deti Nahi Show Ki Bahu Ke Marne Ke Baad Pure Desh Ki Aaurato Ka Ro Ro Kar Hua Bura Haal ! Nice !

Karib Aadhe Ghante Baad Prem Vrinda Ke Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Knock Karne Lagta Hai . Kuch Hi Der Me Vrinda Gate Khol Deti Hai .

Vrinda : Good Morning !

Prem Room Ke Andar Jaata Hai . Vrinda Gate Lock Kar Deti Hai .

Prem : Ready !

Vrinda : Haan ! Par Jana Kaha Hai Abhi ? Abhi To Bas 5 Baj Rahi Hai !

Prem : Abhi To Kahi Nahi Par Aaj Bahut Kaam Hai ! Naya Mobile Lena Hai , Purani Sim No. Ki Hi Sim Kharidni Hai ! Chopper Book Karwana Hai Mumbai Jaane Wala ! Uske Baad Mamta Ko Lekar Paramda Bhi Jana Hai , Fir Shaam Ko Yaha se Mumbai Bhi Jana Hai .

Vrinda : OK ! Mere Pass To Abhi Kapde Bhi Nahi Hai ! Yahi Kapde Naha Kar Waapas Pehen Liye !

Prem : Mene Bhi ! Acha Yaad Dilaya , Bas Aaj Ke Liye Kapde Bhi Lene Hai Mujhe , Me 2 Din Se Yahi Kapde Pehne Hua Hu !

Vrinda : Waise Mene Ek Baat Notice Ki Hai !

Prem : Kya ?

Vrinda : Jabse Tum India Me Aaye Ho , Humne Jab Bhi Sex Karne Ka Try Kiya , Kuch Na Kuch Dikkat Aa Hi Rahi Hai ! Pehle Woh Shruti Ke Goli Lagi , Uske Baad Tumne Bola Kal Karege To Fir Tab Tum Bengaluru Chale Gaye ! Uske Baad Humne Try Kiya To Diya Aagayi aur Tumne Bola Ki Kal Karege To Kal Us Time Par Tum Raste Par The !

Prem : Baat To Sahi Hai !

Prem Vrinda Ko Apne Pass Khich Leta Hai aur Kiss Karne Lagta Hai .

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*2 Minutes Later*

Prem Aur Vrinda Kiss Karna Band Karte Hai .

Vrinda : Abhi Isss Aage Nahi ! Mere Back Me Pain Ho Raha Hai !

Prem : Nice !

Vrinda : Har Cheez Me Bas Nice Hi Kehte Raho !

Prem : Breakfast Mangwa Du !

Vrinda : Abhi Nahi ! Me Baad Me Kar Lugi ! Aur Aaj Tumhe Mamta Ke Saath Breakfast Karna Chahiye ! Acha Lagega Use !

Prem : Nice !

Vrinda : Wese Khubsurat To Hai ! Raat Ko Kuch Hua Tumhare Bich Me ?

Prem : Nahi ! Hum So Gaye ! Aur Me Uske Saath Kuch Karne Bhi Nahi Wala !

Vrinda : Expected !

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*Yesterday*

Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Mahal Me Pahuch Jaati Hai . Saare Gharwaalo Ko Pata Chal Gaya Tha Ki Kal se Prem aur Sheena Ghar Nahi Pahuche . Sabhi Log Bade se Hall Me Hi The Siwaye Shailendra aur Shekhar Ke .

Filhaal Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Andar Aa Jaati Hai . Sabhi Log Uske Pass Jaate Hai .

Hawaldaar 1 : ( Haath Jodte Hue ) Ab Hum Chalte Hai Hukumsa !

Indravardhan : ( Nods in Agreement )

Dono Hawaldaar Waha se Chale Jaate Hai .

Sandhya : Mera Beta Kaha hai ?

Sheena : Mujhe Nahi Pata !

Sandhya : Kya Matlab Nahi Pata ! Tum Dono Saath Me The Na !

Sheena : Haan ! Kal Raat Tak Saath The ! Subah Jese Hi Meri Nind Khuli , Woh Waha Nahi Tha !

Indravardhan : Sandhya ! Wo Abhi Abhi Aayi Hai ! Chain Se Bethne Do Use ! Betho Beta !

Sheena Couch Par Beth Jaati Hai . Prerna Sheena Ko Paani Pilati Hai .

Indravardhan : Ab Jo Jo Hua Tha Hume Sab Batao !

Sheena : Ji ! Kal Raat Ko Hum Jaipur se Waapas Devgarh Hi Aa Rahe The ! Par Raste Par Achanak Se Humari Car Ulat Jaati Hai !

Waha Khadi Sabhi Logo Ki Aankhe Chodi Ho Jaati Hai .

Sandhya : KYAA ????

Sheena : Fir Jab Meri Aankh Khuli To Me Bandhi Huyi Thi , Prem Bhi Bandha Hua Tha aur Saath Me Kayi Aur Log Bhi Bandhe Hue The . Humare Saamne Kayi Log Koyi Hawan Kar Rahe The ! Thodi Der Baad Wo Log Ek Ek Karke Jitne Bhi Bandhe Hue Log The Sabhi Ke Gale Kaatne Lage !

Sandhya : KYAA ???? PREM KAHA HAI ????

Sheena : Badi Chachi Aap Shaant Ho Jaiye ! Pehle Meri Puri Baat Sun Lijiye ! Ek Ek Kar Wo Sabhi Logo Ko Maarne Lag Jaate Hai , Fir Prem Ki Baari Aati Hai ! Wo Log Prem Ko Bhi Maarne Hi Wale The Par

Kritika : Par Kya ? Prem Kaha Hai Bhabhi ?

Sheena : Par Prem Un Sabhi Logo Ko Maar Deta Hai .

*Silence*

Kritika : Aap Mazaak Kar Rahe Hai ?

Sheena : ( Nods in Disagreement )

Sheena : Pata Nahi Par Wo Karib 50 Log The aur Prem Akela ! Par Aakhir Me Prem Akela Hi Bacha Hua Tha ! Mene Sabkuch Apni Aankho se Dekha ! Sabkuch Bahut Bhayaank Tha ! Prem Sabke Gale Kaat Raha Tha ! Dekh Kar Aesa Lag Raha Tha Ki Jese Uske Liye Ye Roz Ka Kaam Ho !

Kritika : Aage Kya Hua ?

Sheena : Uske Baad Hum Log Waha se Chale Gaye ! Hume Ek Jhopdi Dikhi To Raat Gujarne Ke Liye Hum Dono Wahi So Gaye , Jab Mai Subah Uthi To Prem Waha Nahi Tha !

Indravardhan : RAJVEER MEHRA Ka Beta Hai ! Ye Sab Iske Khoon Me Hi Hai !

Ye Shabd Sandhya Ke Kaano Me Padti Hai To Uske Chehre Par Jo Lakeere Thi Wo Tanz Se Aur Bhi Kas Jaati Hai . Uske Andar Ki Jo Ghabrahat Thi Woh aur Bhi Badh Jaati Hai .

Sandhya Kabhi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Prem Apne Papa Rajveer Par Jaaye . Par Kudrat Ka Bhi Apna Hi Khel Tha . Prem Ke Liye Uske Papa Uske Idol The , Uske Hero The . Prem Humesh Se Hi Apne Papa Jesa Banna Chahta Tha .

Gungun : Prem Ne Akele Itne Sare Logo Ko Kese Maara ? Koyi Gun Thi Kya Uske Pass ?

Sheena : Nahi ! Koyi Nukila Hathiyaar Tha Uske Pass !

Gungun : To Ab Kya Prem Ko Jail Hogi ?

Indravardhan : Nahi ! Uski Fiqr Mat Karo ! Wo Sab Hum Sambhal Lege !

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*Today*

Prem Apne Room Me Waapas aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Neend se Uth Chuki Thi . Prem Andar se Gate Lock Kar Deta Hai .

Prem : Uth Gayi ! Nice !

Mamta : Suprabhat !

Prem : Same !

Prem : Jaldi se Taiyar Ho Jao !

Mamta : Ji !

Mamta Bed se Khadi Ho Jaati Hai .

Prem : ( ishara Karte Hue ) Wo Bathroom , Toilet aur Bathtub Teeno Andar Hi Hai Waha !

Mamta : Ji !

Prem Kya Bolta Hai Woh Toh Mamta Ko Zyada Samajh Nahi Aata Par Prem Ne Jis Taraf Ishara Kiya Tha Woh Us Taraf Chali Jaati Hai . Mamta Ko English Samajh Nahi Aati Thi .

Mamta Bade se Bathroom Ke Andar aa Jati Hai.

Prem : ( Mann Me ) Gate To Band Kar Deti ! Anyways Apne Kya ?

Prem Wahi Chair Par Beth Jaata Hai .

Mamta Bathroom Ke Andar To Aa Jati Hai Par Use Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha . Usne Kabhi Bhi Shower Yaa Bathtub Me Nahi Naya Tha . Na Hi Kabhi Commode Use Kiya Tha .

Mamta Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagti Hai . Woh Ek Nal Par Jese Hi Haath Rakhti Hai , Shower ON Ho Jaata Hai aur Uske Upar Paani Girne Lagta Hai. Mamta Achanak se Dar Jaati Hai aur Uske Muh se Cheekh Nikal Jaati Hai .

Cheekh Sun Prem Daudte Hue Bathroom Me Jaata Hai .

Prem : Kya Hua ?

Mamta : Woh….

Mamta Shower Ki Taraf Ishara Karti Hai .

Prem Shower Bandh Kar Leta Hai . Prem Samajh Gaya Tha Ki Mamta Ko Ye Sab Use Karna Nahi Aata Tha

Prem : Dekho ! Ye Shower Hai ! Is Cheez Ko Right Me Ghumaogi To Upar Se Paani Aayega ! Yaha Nahi Nahana To Waha Bathtub Hai ! Usme Aaram Se Let Jaana !

Prem Bathtub Ke Pass Jaakar Use Sabhi Cheez Batane Lagta Hai .

Prem : Samjhi !

Mamta : Ji !

Prem : Good ! Wo us Taraf Toothpaste and Brush Bhi Pade Hai !

Prem Fir Commode Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Mamta Ko Usse Kese Use Karna Hai Wo batane Lagta Hai .

Prem : Samjhi !

Mamta : Ji !

Prem : Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Dena !

Prem Bathroom Ke Baahar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Gate Ke Pass Aakar Use Bandh Karne Ka Try Karti Hai Par Usse Bandh Nahi Ho Pata.

Prem Waapas Mamta Ke Pass aata Hai .

Prem : Isko Pakad Ke Gol Gumao Is Taraf ! Bas Yahi Karna Hai ! Samjhi !

Mamta : Ji !

Prem Waapas Baahar aa Jata Hai . Mamta Pehle Baahar aa Jati Hai aur Apne Beg Se Kapde Lekar Waapas Bathroom Me Aakar Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Deti Hai .

Prem : ( Mann Me ) I'm Sure Isko Nahi Pata Hoga 69 Kya Hota Hai ? Doggy Ki Jagah Kutta Position Bolna Padega ! Ek Second , Me Ye Kyu Soch Raha Hu ? Apne Kya Lena Dena !!!

Prem Waapas Aakar Beth Jaata .

Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Second ! OHHH FUCKKING SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTT !! SHITTTT !!!!!!! WO PHOTO !! WO MERE POCKET ME HI THI !! Ek Second ! Phew !! Wo Photo To Mere Bag Me Hi Padi Hai ! Nice ! Heartattack Hi Aa Jata Hai Abhi Mujhe !

Prem Jis Tasveer Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Woh Uske Liye Badi Maayne Rakhti Thi .

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Prem Waha se Telephone Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Room Service Ko Call Kar Breakfast Mangwa Deta Hai .

*Kuch Der Baad*

Room Service Wala Breakfast Lekar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Uske Kuch Der Baad Bathroom Se Baahar Aa Jati Hai .

Prem : Aajao Breakfast Karte Hai !

Mamta : Ji Swami !

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Prem : ( Mann Me ) Iski Maa Ka Swami !! Mere Maa Na Kitna Acha Name Rakha Mera Prem ! Aur Yeh Bas Swami !





Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi , Like Karna aur Saath Me Apna Review Likhna Mat Bhulna . Congratulations To All Of You For , We Won T20I WC . But Sad For Also That Virat and Rohit Retired From T20I . Anyways Milege Jald Hi , Cheers 🍻
 
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