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Virusflow flow mein sabke user id's naa likh dena
BC dost hai wo thoda to rona aayega naa ab AK ki tarah to nahi hai wo
Yaar gaon ka banda hai gaali Hindi rakho theth bhasa ussi mein mazza jyada aa raha hai ye bich bich mein english ki galiya flow thod rahi hai thoda sa..so dekh lo
BC kya hai ye itna maara tha unn logo ne
par thoda control karke dimmag bhi lagane ka bade log hai muh uttha ke maarne se accha hai thoda plan karke karo
abhi pata hi chala tha aur le gaye usko Agra
ye kya hua
Tum dono ek number ke kamine ho aur wo tum dono se pyar karti haimaana mushkil lag raha hai par kya kar sakte..
samajh raha naa
Ye...ye to accha hai kamina pan bhi badhega isse
Ye kon hai wo Buddhe ne nayi shadi kar li kya yaa Baap kisi ko le aaya
Ye BC kaisa baap hai arre aur kuch naa to do thapad lagane hi chala jaata hospital
bro for your beautiful and valuable reviewAur wo virus wala scene flow flow mein ho gaya
And rahi baat gali ki to hero koi desi type banda nahi hai to chalta hai ye sab
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Gajab ka Baap hai usko Mithun daa ka salam dene ka bc ke gaal pe bhenchod beta pada tha hospital mein chutiya shadi kar aaya..
Ye Dawa ka hi asar hai naa yaa fir wo addiction wala kuch bola tha Doctarni ne uska
Yaar iski dosti sahi hai par yaha naa thodi si jyada lag rahi hai...2 week pahle bahen ne suicide kiya ghar mein Maa Baap ko dekhne ke badle ye banda dost mein laga pada hai manna accha dost hai jigri hai par fir bhi
Iss chutiye ko apni Maa ki chinta nahi hai uski Beti ne suicide kiya aur ye yaha aaya hua hai AK ko khabar de raha hai ki teri nayi Maa aayi hai
AK bhai ghar mein gantha kisi ko tere haa yaa naa se matlab hai
Yakkin hona bhi chahiye wo chutiya apne Maa Baap ko chod ke uss waqt jab unki Beti ne suicide kiya hai AK ke pass baitha hai to yakkin to hona hi chahiye naa...
Bsdk kitna bada baklund hai ye nahi jaana hai theek hai par uss bhudde se hisab kyun maang raha hai abhi
Yaar ek baat batao iss chomu ki apni bahen hi thi naa wo Anjli bhenchod isko ganta fark naa pad raha ye abhi bhi laga hua hai ki soch le ek baar aur...itna hi hai isse to fir rahne hi do naa...
ye addiction bhi lag sakti hai naa medicine ki isko matlab drugs ki wahi...jaise abhi Daru cig.. sochne se sar fata jaa raha hai waise hi aage ye dawa naa milli to fatega..
Handsome sach mein chutiye ka itna sab kuch ho gaya aur handsome bc iske muh pe bhi ek do dande de dene the Handsome..
AK bC itna to naa kar uski Bahen marri wo tere saath raha tere pass raha wo apne parents ko chod tere pass raha uss waqt.. aur aise
Bacche kaa naam Monu hai accha naam hai wo bhi Monu Chaudhary hi ho gaya ek aur chaudhary aa gaya kahani mein... bas uss MLA ka surname alag rakhna warna story mein sirf chaudhary hi dikhenge
Great update men
for your beautiful and valuable review brotherAnd vivek ki behen jaroor mari hai lekin wo AK ko usse bhi bhadke manta hai and AK ek cold hearted insaan hai to usey fark nahi padta ki vivek ke ander kya chal raha hai aur wo MLA se anjali ke badle ke liye nahi bas khud ki personal rivalry nikalne ke liye bhidega.
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9am ho gya update koni aaya abhi takNext Update 9 baje aa jayega
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UPDATE:-17 (New Turns)
Koyi mujhe jhinjhor ke utha raha tha aur mujhe garmi bhi bhut lag rahi thi isliye maine apni aankhe khol ke dekha to side mein abhay baitha hua mujhe utha raha tha.
Main:- abey lode sone de na mujhe kyu gaand mein ungli kar raha hai.
Abhay kuch nahi bola bas mujhe mere right side dekhne ko bola.
Aur main jaise hi right side palta meri gaand, annkh, muh, kaan, naak, saare ched fat gaye kyuki samne ek pariwar aur kam se kam 70 bande maan lo, nahi 68 maan lo, maan hi rahe to 69 maan lo becoz it sounds cool
.Aur tabhi mujhe mere sir mein dard hone laga aur fir FLASHBACK chalne laga ankho ke samne ki kaise mujhe kuch log ne behosh kar diya tha Kiran ke ghar pe, kiran se yaad wo bhen ki lawdi kaha hai aur ye kon hai aur main kaha hu? Bhenchod dimag fat jayega aise to.
Ab mere dimag mein ek cheez aa rahi thi wo thi kiran ko marna hai, kyuki usne dhokha diya hai, dhokha aur wo bhi AK ko nahi chodunga.
Isliye main thoda chilla ke abhay se bola.
Main:- wo Kiran kaha hai bhsdk aur tu yaha kya kar raha hai?
Abhay:- pata nahi be gaon ke adde pe ciggrete pi raha tha kisi ne piche se kich Sungha ke behosh kar diya aur aankh khuli to yaha tha aur kiran ka mujhe nahi pata.
Maine uski baat sunke piche dekha to aur jada gaand fat gayi kyuki waha ek bhut badi haweli abey haweli nahi mahal tha bhenchod aur haryana mein hamare aas-paas aisi haweli nahi thi matlab hum haryana mein nahi they aur fir maine un bando ki taraf dekha jaha ek family with 69 others khadi thi.
Main:- abey ghurte hi rahoge ya bataoge bhi yaha kya maa chudane laaye ho apni?
Aise words sunke wo log mujhe aur ghurne lage.
Abhay:- bhsdk jada mat uchal ye apna ilaka na hai jaha tu backchodi karke bach jayega, abey ilaka chod humey to ye na pata ki hum desh ke konse kone mein hai.
Maine abhay ki baat ko ignore maara aur fir se chilla ke bola
Main:- abey bata bhi do ya pandit aayega batane.
Tabhi unka family head, haa head hi hoga kyuki ek to buddha tha wo aur dusri baat wo shakal se gusse wala aur ameer lag raha tha, wo bola kisi ko,,
Head:- is launde ka muh band karwao raka.
Tabhi ek admi meri taraf aaya to main bhi khada ho gaya, abhay samjh gaya tha kya hone wala hai isliye wo mujhe mana kar raha tha lekin uski sunega kon.
Wo admi mere paas aaya aur meri color pakad li.
Main:- tu to wo hi na jisne mujhe piche se danda marke behosh kiya tha.
Is baat pe wo hasa mujhe bas confirmation chahiye tha, maine diya uski naak pe apna sir khich ke wo piche hua naak pakad ke maine laat di uske aando pe aur jhuka aur jhukte hi sidha ek laat di uske sir ke bicho bich wo wahi let ke tadafne laga. Par isse un sabki gaand nahi fati balki un 69 others ne gun taan di humpe jo desi doonali thi lekin ab wo 69 nahi 68 they, lekin again manna hai to 69 hi manunga main to, main to 1bande ko bhi 69 hi manunga.
Tabhi main us head ki awaz se hosh mein aaya.
Head:-mandeep in dono ko darbar mein pesh karo.
Itna bolkar wo puri family haweli ki taraf ho li aur hum unke piche-piche aur wo 69 others hamare piche.
Main:-
bc past main to nahi aa gaye hum log..Abhay:- abey backchodi na kar bhai tu apne sath meri bhi gaand tudwa dega.
Main:- abey ye hai kon bhenchod hindi filmo ke vilain ki tarah uthwa laya humey abey humne kya bigada hai iska.
Abhay:- mujhe kya pata kon hai main to khud tere se 5 mint pehle hosh mein aaya tha.
Main:- lawde tune delhi mein to koi ladki wadki ka kaand na kar diya ho.
Abhay:- tujhe bhi pata hai main ladkiyo main koi interest nahi leta.
Main:- haa kyuki to gay hai
Abhay:- bhag lawde aur ab shaant rahiyo.
Maine samne dekha to hum ek bhut bade hall mein they, hall itna bada tha ki mere do ghar khali hall main ban jaaye.
Tabhi usne us mandeep naam ke admi ko kuch ishara kya, bhenchod jaan se maarne ko to nahi bol raha gaand tod dunga ek ek ki ( shant reh be lawde hyper kyu ho raha hai).
Maine apne dimag ko shant kiya to wo mandeep bolne laga.
Mandeep:- tum dono ke mann mein bahut sawal honge ki tum dono yaha kya kar rahe ho, hum log kon hai, tumhe kyu uthaya, kaise uthaya? Aur aise bahut se sawal honge tumhare mann mein.
Mujhe uski baato main lawda intrest nahi tha lekin unlogo ko dikhane ke liye bahut dhyan se sun raha tha jaise wo physics ka lecture de raha ho.
Mandeep:- to pehle main tumhe in ke baare mein bata du, ye hamare mukhiya, raja, hamari sarkar, hamare anndata, hamra sabkuch, Thakur Surya Singh. Ye is district ke raja hai, yaha ke hukum ke bina sarkar saans tak nahi leti.
Mandeep:- ye hai Thakur Ritesh singh inke bade bete, ye thakur khandan ka bussiness sambhalte hai.
Ye Thakur Ritesh singh to mujhe sakal se hi sarif banda lag raha tha bilkul sarif, pata nahi in thakuro ke Yaha kya kar rha tha.
Mandeep:- ye hai is Thakur khandan ki badi bahu, Thakur Maitali Singh.
Ye bhi mujhe sarif lagi shakal se lekin bhari maal thi bhenchod full maintained figure dekhte hi jhad jaaye.
Mandeep:- ye hai is ghar ke chirag Thakur Avi Singh, ye Ritesh ji ke bete hai aur delhi mein college kar rahe hai.
Again ye bhi sarif laga mujhe ek dum champu type padhne wala. Aur bc sab ke intro kyu de raha hai kya shaadi karega meri, mujhe lawda intrest nahi tha lekin main dikhawa kar raha tha kyuki timepass bhi karna tha.
Mandeep:- ye hai is ghar ki beti Thakur Kritika Singh ye abhi 12th class mein hai aur ye Ritesh ji ki beti hai.
Maine us ladki ki taraf dekha to muh main pani aa gaya kyuki ye apne maa se bhi jada maal lag rahi thi, ek dum doodh si gori lekin ye shakal se mujhe sarif nahi lagi, uske face pe thakuro ka ghamand aur wo kaminapan saaf dikh raha tha.
Mandeep:- aur tum Thakur Kiran singh se to mil chuke honge, wo hai Thakur sahab ki eklauti beti, kuch saal pehle ek hadse mein vidhwa ho gayi malkin.
Bhenchod isey kaise bhool sakta hu lekin jab ye itne bade ghar ki ladki to mere piche kyu padi thi ye, aur nakli police bani huyi thi bhen ke lawde sab dimag mein ghus jaao mere, ye 1500 gram ka dimag hai lawda taj hotel thodi na hai.
Main:- bhai tera ho gaya ho to hum jaaye ya aur kuch bacha hai to wo bhi bata de lekin ek ciggrete de mujhe.
Usne us budhau ki taraf dekha, usne haan mein sir hillaya to usne apni jeb se mallboro ka packet nikala, maine pura packet uske hath se china aur ek nikal ke jeb mein daal liya aur uss lighter leke ciggrete jalayi aur 3 4 lambe lambe kash liye tab jaake thoda dimag shaant hua, lekin is sab mein maine notice kiya ki sab mujhe ghur rahe they aur wo Kritika lawdi lalchayi nazro se dekh rahi thi mujhe.
Main:- haa ab continue kar
Lekin wo kuch bolne ko hua usse pehle ek 30 saal ka aadmi enter hua, usne daru pi rakhi thi aur gali bakte huye ander aa raha tha, maine us mandeep se ishare se pucha ki kon hai ye.
Mandeep:- ye hai hamare Thakur sahab ke pyare aur chote bete Thakur Ratan Singh inhone abhi tak shadi nahi ki thi kyuki inhe koi pasand nahi aayi thi, lekin ab inhe ek ladki pasand aa gayi hai aur ab inki shadi usse hogi.
Main kuch bolta usse pehle wo ratan mandeep ke paas aaya aur uske ek thappad diya aur thappad khake mandeep jhuk gaya to us ratan ne uski gaand pe laat di aur fir taali bajate huye waha se bhag gaya.
Maine fir mandeep ko sawaliya nazro se dekha to usne fir bolna suru kiya.
Mandeep:- inko ek hadse mein sir pe chot aayi thi isliye inka dimagi santulan kabhi kabhar hil jata hai. Aur main hu mandeep yaha ka manager.
Main:- bhai pani wani to pila do aur hum hai kaha?
Mandeep ne ek aadmi ki taraf pani laane ka ishara kiya aur bola.
Mandeep tum log abhi UP mein ho.
UP mein kon rishtedaar aa gaye hamare, main to kabhi UP bhi nahi aya bhenchod hume kyu utha laaye yaha.Main:- abhay yaha se jaate waqt do gun leke chalenge suna hai sasti milti hai.
Abhay:- abey backchod pehle Bach to jaaye yaha se mujhe to ye paglo ka pariwar thik nahi lag raha.
Abhay bolta bolta ruk gaya kyuki paani aa gaya tha humdono paani pe bhi tut pade kyuki bahut pyas lagi thi pani pike hamare liye chairs aayi aur hum unpe baithe.
Main:- mandeep bhai hum kitne time se behosh they.
Mandeep:- 36 ghanto se.
Bhenchod ek aur jhatka, lekin main jhel gaya isko.
Main:- ab reason bhi bata do humey mehmaan banane ka taaki hum log usey suljha ke jaa sake.
Mandeep:- jo Ratan ji hai na unko ek ladki pasand aa gayi hai aur wo usse shadi karna chahte hai lekin wo ladki bol rahi hai ki wo tumse pyar karti hai aur tum usey bacha loge kyuku uske pyar main takat hai aur hamari Kiran ji ko tum pasand aa gaye ho isliye wo tume shaadi karna chahti hai.
Bhen ke lawdo south ki movie chal rahi hai kya jo iski shadi usse aur uski shadi isse, Fuck! Main ye sab sunke khud ko shaant kiya kyuki ye sab process karne ke liye dimag kaam nahi kar raha tha. Lekin kuch der mein sab samajh lene ke baad maine ek baar abhay ki taraf dekha jo ki muh faade meri taraf hi dekh raha tha fir Maine us mandeep ki taraf dekha aur bola
Main:- bhai baat sun mujhe lund fark nahi padta ki tera boss jo bhi hai wo kisi se sadi kar e, mujhse koi ladki pyar nahi karti. aur rahi baat kiran ki to apne kaan aur gand ke ched dono khol ke sun le usey to jaan se marunga kyuki she cheats me.
Kiran ke baare mein wo aise sabd sunke wo mandeep jhunjhla sa gaya aur khada hoke mujhe maarne ko hua isse pehle main bhi khada hua aur mandeep ke aa rahe punch ko pakda aur ghuma ke ek punch diya uske ribs pe jisse wo jhuka aur maine di uski chahti pe laat jisse wo dur jaa gira lekin mandeep fir se uth ke pitne aata isse pehle wo budhau chillaya,
Thakur:- aaey ladke tu UP ke sabse khatarnak khandan ke samne khada hoke unke admi ko maar raha hai.
Main:- abey budhau pagal, wagal ho gaya hai kya? Ye jo thakur giri hai na wo gaand mein daal dunga tere.
Lekin fir koi kuch bolta usse pehle kisi ne mere kandhe pe hath rakha aur un dono ko dekh ke mujhe ek jhatka aur laga, abey jhatka nahi is baar gaand fat gayi firse. ( Lawde gaand hai wo koyi kagaz ya polythene nahi jo fate hi jaa rahi hai).Kiran thi aur uske sath thi?????
Lekin main aage kuch bolta ya us shaks ki taraf badhta, ya uske baare mein sochta usse pehle mere dimag mein aawaz aayi i need drugs aur lawda drugs to hai nahi, ab to gaand mar gayi bhenchod. Mujhe ander se feeling aane lagi thi ab main behosh hone wala hu kyuki na to energy thi sarir mein aur na drugs, isliye thodi himmat juta ke main chillaya.
Main:- sun be budhau agar mujhe yaha rakhna hai to "tigon" manga le mere uthne se pehle nahi to is haweli ko samsaan ghat banne se koi nahi rok payeeee .....
aur itna bolte hi main wahi kati patang ki tarah ludak kar behosh ho gaya.
TO BE CONTINUED ??
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