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Episode 76
mai jab ghar aaya to mujhe hema ji dekh li.hema-kahan gaye the raja .mai-wo bas thoda bahar ghum raha tha.hema-achha achha aao baitho khane ka samay bhi ho gaya hai.mai khane baith gaya mere saamne hi mera jija aur uska bapu dono baith kar thus raha tha. dono ko dekh kar mujhe gussa bhi aata tha aur daya bhi.fir bhi mai khane par dhyan diya aur chup chap khana khana hi behtar samjha.khane ke baad mai room me aa gaya . ab koi kaam to tha nahi to kapda badla aur let gaya. bed par let te hi achha sa nind bhi aa gaya.kuch der baad didi bhi aayi room me aur mere bagal me so gayi. achhe se raat bita subha ho gaya.subah ke chaar baje hi alarm baja lekin humare ghar me nahi himani ji ke ghar me aur shivani uth kar himani ji ke pass pahuch gayi. shivani-utho na didi aaj chalna hai utho na.himani ek baar mobile me time dekhi fir boli-arey 6 baje niklenege to abhi se jagne ki kya jarurat hai sone do mujhe.shivani-arey utho na didi.himani-dekh chup chap so ja ye bolkar himani shivani ko pakdi aur apne pass hi sula li. lekin shivani ko nind kahan ana tha adhe ghante baad fir se himani ji ko jagane lagi.himani-ye pata nahi raja ne koun sa jadu kar diya hai tujhpar. pura pagal hote jaa rahi hai tu. na chain se khud rahti hai na mujhe rahne deti hai. aise bechain hai jaise school ke bachho ko pahla pyaar hota tab wo log aise harkate karte hai.shivani-didi aap uthogi ki bas raja ki burayi karogi.himani-mai raja ki nahi teri burayi kar rahi hoon.shivani-tab thik hai. ab utho.aur himani ji ko bhi uthna hi pada. fir dono bahne ek ek karke taiyar ho gayi ek ghante me.shivani ji to sab bag pahle hi car me rakhkar car ki chabhi lagakar taiyar thi.jab himani car ke pass aayi to shivani ji boli-didi mai car chalau.himani-bilkul nahi. car mai chalaungi. tu pata nahi raja se milne ke chakkar me car kuch jada hi tej bhaga degi.aur himani ji car ke driver seat par baith gayi aur shivani unke bagal me.himani car chalane lagi.shivani-arey didi kya car chala rahi ho ye bahut dheere chal raha hai aur tej chalao na.himani-car 90 ke speed me chal raha hai ab kya uda doon kya car ko. chup chap baith nahi to car aur slow kar dungi.shivani-arey didi ye highway hai yahan 100 se niche nahi chalana chahiye.himani uski baat sunkar muskura di aur boli-thik hai ye le aur car ke accelerator ko thoda dabayi to car 100 ke speed me chalne laga.shivani-thoda aur tej chalao na.himani-pagal mat ban raja ke pass jana hai upar nahi.aur dono car se safar par chal pade. idhar mai aaj pata nahi kaise lekin 8 baje tak soya rah gaya. mera nind tab khula jab mera mobile baja.mai phone uthaya to udhar se pyaara sa awaj aaya-hello ji goodmorning.mai-goodmorning shivani ji.shivani-humlog ek ghante me aapke sahar aa jayenge aap bhi sedha registry office aa jana.mai-thik hai aa jaunga.shivani-apna khyal rakhiyega.mai-aap bhi. aur phone rakh diya fir mai nilesh ko phone kiya.wo bhi phone utha liya ek baar me hi.mai-aaj wo aadmi ko le aana jinka jamin hai sidha registry office. wahi milte hai.nilesh-haan haan tum chinta mat karo. mai sab kar lunga. tum bas paise lekar aa jana.mai-thik hai. nilesh-mai soch raha tha aaj hi coaching center ki bhi registry kara dete hai. mai-thik hai.nilesh- coaching center to mere aur tumhare naam par ragister hoga na.mai-mere didi ka bhi naam hoga usme aur ek shivani ji ka bhi naam hoga.nilesh-kya itne logon ka naam hoga. mai to socha tha sirf tumhara aur mera naam hoga.mai-nahi in sabka naam hoga.nilesh kuch der socha fir bola.nilesh-tab to in sab ko bhi registry office aana padega. sign karne ke liye.mai pucha-sabko jaruri se aana padega kya.nilesh-haan.mai-thik hai mai kosis karta hoon.nilesh- haan thik hai agar wo log nahi bhi aa paye to koi baat nahi hai mai abhi register kar dunga fir baad me sabka naam jod denge.mai-thik hai.nilesh bola-suno na raja tumhare pass dedh lakh aur hoga kya.mai-ab kisliye.nilesh-dekho abhi jitne paise hai us se to sirf jamin aa payega na uske upar kam se kam ek bada room to banana padega coaching center chalane ke liye.mai bola-dekhna padega itne paise to abhi nahi hai mere pass. nilesh-agar nahi bhi milta hai to koi baat nahi mai kahi aur se jugad karta hoon. pahle jamin to kharid le.mai-haan haan pahle ye jaruri hai. uske baad mai socha ye baat himani ji ko bhi bata dete hai. isliye mai himani ji ko phone kiya.himani ji mera phone dekh kar pahle car ko side me lagayimai-hello himani ji.himani-haan bolo raja.mai-wo nilesh bol raha tha ki wo aaj jamin registry kar dega mere aur uske naam par aur aaj hi coaching center ki bhi registry kar lega apne naam par baad me didi aur shivani ji ka naam add kar dega. aap bolo to aapka naam bhi add karwa dete hai. himani-itni jaldi kya hai ek ek karke sab kaam karte hai na. pahle jamin kharidte hai fir baad me coaching ke liye register karwa denge.mai-nahi wo bol raha tha to maine aapko bol diya.himani-haan haan koi dikkat nahi hai bas tum wahan pahuch jao mai bhi aati hoon fir sab milkar sab kaam karenge hai na.mai-haan ji bilkul. aur fir phone mai kaat diya.himani ji mera phone rakhne ke baad sochi-kuch to gadbad hai is mamle me. wo sab chije itni jaldi karna chahta hai hadabdi me kar raha hai mujhe kuch thik nahi lag raha hai. mujhe khud se sab chij ek baar check karna padega lekin ye baat shivani ko nahi bata sakti. shivani ko kahi shak bhi ho gaya ki koi raja ko dhokha de raha hai to bhale wo dhokha na bhi de raha ho shivani to use nahi chodegi is liye mujhe hi sab dekhna padega.shivani puchi-wo kya bol rahe the.himani-tumhare wo bol rahe the jaldi aa jaiye.shivani-to chalo na didi.himani-ruk jao do minut ek call kar lu pahle.aur fir himani ji apne vakil ko phone lagayi jo unke company me kaam karte the.himani unko verma ji hi bulati thi. pura naam pata nahi. wo bahut saalo se himani ji ke company ke liye kaam kar rahe hai.himani-verma ji mera kaam hua kya jo aapko boli thi.verma ji bole-haan haan madam ek vakil hai humari hi jaan pahchan ka hai. pata chala hai abhi wahi kaam karta hai. uska naam hai ballu prasad verma. bahut hi batuni kism ke aadmi hai lekin dil ke bahut achha hai. mai usko phone karke sab samjha diya hai. aap bas mil lijiye us se wo sab kar dega.mai-thik hai.uske baad himani car me baithi aur car chal pada.idhar mai jaldi se fresh hua niche jakar aaj khud se breakfast mang kar kha liya.ab mujhe kisi tarah didi ko le jana tha. isliye mai didi ke pass gaya.mai-didi aap taiyar ho jao hume registry office jana hai.didi-kyon.mai-wo aapki shaadi ki certificate ke liye.didi-lekin wo to yahi ban gayi hai.mai-haan wo yaha to hai na lekin ek mujhe bhi chahiye baad me kabhi bhi kahi mai admission lunga aur familiy ka pucha jayega to mere pass bhi hona chahiye na. isliye bas ek affidavit hi to karna hai bas adhe ghante me ho jayega.didi-ruko mai puch ke aati hoon saasu maa se.mai-arey mai puch kar aata hoon na. aur mai sabko bata diya ki mai didi ke saath jaa raha hoon.is baat se kisi ko koi dikkat nahi tha lekin ek aadmi tha jo is baat se bahut gussa tha aur wo tha mera jija. jo bechara apne dimag me kuch aur hi plan banaye baitha tha. us gadhe ko kya pata uska plan to mai kal hi fail kar chuka hoon. wo kuch bolna to chagta tha lekin kuch bol nahi paya. mai ghar se nikla to himani ji ka ek message aaya jisme likha tha ki hume pahle ballu prasad verma naam ke aadmi se milna hai. aur wo mujhe unka mobile number bhi bhej di.mai didi ko bike par lekar nikal gaya. nilesh se mai registry office ka pata puch chuka tha aur fir raste me bhi jahan mujhe confision hua bike rok kar logon se puchte hue regitry office pahuch gaya.wahan hum bike lagakar jaise hi utre ek mote se gol matol aadmi ankhon me chasma lagaye white shirt black pant me humare pass aaye.aadmi-aap raja ho na.mai-haan ji mai raja hoon.aadmi-aaiye aaiye mai to aapka hi intejar kar raha tha. mai hoon ballu prasad verma. mai unke saath thoda sa aage gaya aur unke kaan me bola-piche meri didi hai unko kuch nahi pata hai. unhe mai marriage certificate ka bolkar laya hoon.ballu-achha samajh gaya ji aap apni didi ko surprise dena chahte hai waisa hi hoga. aur wo muskura kar meri didi ko bole-aap bhi aaiye. aur wo hum dono ko apne chote se cabin me le gaye.ballu-chotu do chai lana special cutting.aur ek ladka wahan se chala gaya chai lane.ballu-aap dono baithiye mai bas kuch paper ka kaam karke 10 minut me aata hoon. aapko kisi bhi chij ki jarurat ho to ye chotu hai isko bol dijiyega nahi to mujhe phone kar dijiyega.mai-ji ji sukriya. mai aur didi baith gaye.didi-tum inko jante ho kya. ye itne achhe se humse baat kar rahe hai humko baitha rahe hai chai pila rahe hai.mai-haan haan wo thoda jaan pahchan hai.didi-kaise.mai-wo mere school ka ek dost hai na unke ye relative hai to bas waise hi jan pahchan hai.didi-arey waah tere to dost bhi bahut achhe hai pahle to sab nikamme awara dost the tumhare.mai-arey didi wo sab baat chodo tab tak chotu ayaa chai dekar gaya.mai sochne laga didi ko batau kaise ki bussiness me aapka naam daal raha hoon. mai to kosis kar raha tha ki bina bataye ho jaye to achha hai lekin agar didi ko pata chal gaya to koi na koi kahani to banana padega aur mai usi me dimag laga raha tha. fir mera phone bajne laga.mai room se bahar nikla aur phone uthaya ye call himani ji ka tha.himani-tum kaha ho.mai-mai to ballu ji ke office me hoon.himani-tum wahan se niklo aur nilesh ke saath jamin registry office ke pass aao.mai-thik hai mai aata hoon.mai room me gaya aur didi ko bola-didi kuch paper ka kaam hai aap baitho mai aata hoon.didi boli-thik hai.aur mai wahan se nikla nilesh ko phone kiya to wo bhi mujhe wahi mil gaya uske saath ek vakil bhi tha aur jamin ka malik bhi. mai sabko lekar udhar jane laga jahan jamin registry hoti hai.vakil jo tha wo bola-dekhiye is jamin ki kimat hai 3 lakhto aap inko de dijiye aur registry ke 10 % hai to wo aap mujhe de dijiye baaki mai paper aap dono ke naam par 10 minut me ready karwa dunga ji.aur hum sab pahuch gaye us office ke pass wahi humko himani ji bhi mil gayi.mai-shivani ji kahan hai.himani-usko mai ballu ji ke office bhej di hoon .himani vakil ko boli-jamin ke paper dikhana vo vakil jamin ka paper himani ji ko dikhaya.himani nilesh ko boli-tum aaj hi coaching institute ke liye bhi register karoge na.nilesh-haanhimani-to kiska kitna percent share hoga usme.nilesh-dekhiye 2 lakh aaplog de rahe hai aur 50 hazar mai de raha hoon to share ke hisab se aapka 80 percent aur mera 20 percent hota hai lekin chuki mai hi fir ise manage karunga padhaunga aur dekhbhal bhi karunga to is hisab se 55 percent aaplogon ka aur 45 percent mera hoga.mai jab abhi nilesh ka chehra dekha to usme mujhe dhokha lalach sab saaf saaf dikh raha tha. insaan ek din me kitna badal jaata hai. sala kal tak is aadmi ke pass kuch nahi tha. aaj humne ise do lakh kya diye ye humlogon ko hi thagne chala hai.mai fir bhi use haan bolne wala tha kyonki mai ye didi ke liye kar raha tha lekin mere bolne se pahle hi himani ji boli- mujhe manjoor nahi hai.nilesh-kya matlab hai aapka ye jamin maine dekha idea mera hai sab chij maine kiya hai to mera kya 45% share bhi nahi hoga.himani-bilkul nahi tumhara share sirf 20% hoga. wo bhi mai jab chahu tab tumse le sakti hoon is condition par.nilesh-ye galat baat hai.nilesh mere taraf dekh kar bola-maine aap par bharosa kiya aur aap mere saath aisa karenge.mai himani ji ko bola-isne hi sara mehanat kiya hai ye jo bol raha hai maan lijiye na.himani-nilesh ko boli-achha thik hai mai maan leti hoon lekin meri ek shart hai.nilesh-kya.himani-kal ko agar tum loss me jate ho to bhi humara jitna paisa laga hai utna us samay ke jamin ke bhav se dena padega.nilesh-to fir mera fayda kya rah jayega.himani gusse me boli-arey waah waah tumhare jaisa dhokhebaaj maine nahi dekha hai. profit ho to 45% tumhara, loss ho to sab loss humara.himani nilesh ko boli-suno dhyan se is jamin me tumhara ek % bhi hissa nahi hoga. ye poora jamin sirf raja ke naam par hoga ya raja jiske naam par karega uske naam par hoga aur coaching institute me sirf 10% profit tumhara hoga agar loss me gaya to ek saal me ye band kar dungi. manjoor hai to bolo nahi to ye jamin to mai abhi kharid hi rahi hoon baad me coaching center bhi mai khud se khol lungi. jab mai tin bade bade school chala sakti hoon to kya ek coaching center nahi chala paungi.ye sunte hi nilesh aur uske vakil dono ka chehra utar gaya. darasal baat ye hai ki jaise hi use pata chala ki 2 lakh milne wala hai nilesh ke dimag me ye chalne laga ki coaching center ko wo kaise bhi karke apna bana le aur sara profit khud ke liye rakh le is kaam me wo vakil bhi uska saath dene wala tha lekin ye daav bechare par ulta hi pad daya kyonki mere saath himani ji hai jo ye sab bussiness ko achhe se janti hai.himani-dekho nilesh ek baat dhyaan se sun lo. tumko ye lagta hai ki tum raja ko dhokha de doge to ye tumhari galatfahmi hai. ise dimag se jitni jaldi nikal doge utne fayde me rahoge nahi to tumko barbaad karne me mujhe do minut bhi nahi lagega. ab decision tumhara hai 10% share ya kuch nahi.nilesh bola-mujhe manjoor hai.nilesh bhi ye samajh gaya tha ki agar abhi wo haa nahi bola to wo ye bhi kho dega jo usko milne wala hai.himani-good ab chalo is paper par sign kar do. aur fir himani ek aur paper di. boli ispar bhi sign kar do.nilesh dono pe sign kar diya.himani-nilesh ab tum jaa sakte ho mai sab kaam karwa dungi aur is paper ka ek copy tum tak pahuch jayega. aur tumko abhi yahan ek bhi rupya dene ki jarurat nahi hai. baad me mera aadmi tumhe call karega use 50 hazar de dena us paise ko coaching center banane me use kiya jayega.nilesh haan me sar hilaya aur wahan se chala gaya.uska vakil bola-laiye mai registry karwa deta hoon.himani-mai sab karwa lungi aap jaa sakte ho. aur himani us vakil ko bhi bhej di. fir himani ji sara paisa us aadmi ko di jiska jamin tha aur usse bhi paper par sign karwa li.mai-aapko nilesh se aise baat nahi karna chahiye tha. mana ki wo thoda lalchi ho gaya tha lekin fir bhi.himani-raja ye paise ki duniya aisi hi hoti hai. paiso ke liye bhai bhai ko bhul jata hai to wo to fir bhi anjaan tha. agar aaj tum uski baat maan lete to wo poori jindagi tumhe thagta rahta. lekin aaj use sabak mil gaya hai to wo agli baar tumhe thagne se pahle hazar baar sochega.ab chalo wahan shivani intejaar kar rahi hai aur dekho mujhe 5 baar call bhi kar chuki hai.ab chalte hai ballu ji ke office me jahan mere nikalne ke 2-3 minut baad hi wahan shivani ji aayi aur didi ke bagal me baith gayi. ab ek room me do log baithe ho aur dono baat na kare ye to sahi nahi hai usme bhi dono ladkia ho to aur bhi chance nahi banta.dono do -tin minut to chup rahi fir didi boli- aap bhi shaadi ki registry ke liye aayi hai.shivani-nahi nahi mai to bas thoda kaam tha isliye aayi hoon aur meri jinse shaadi hone wali hai wo bhi aane wale hai to unse bhi mil lungi. aap lagta hai shaadi ki registry ke liye aayi hai.didi-haan mai to aayi hoon . mera bhai bhi aaya hai wo abhi bahar gaya hai kuch kaam se.shivani-meri bhi didi aayi hai wo bhi kuch kaam se udhar hi hai.didi-aapki shaadi jinse bhi ho rahi hai unke baare me achhe se pata kar lijiyega aisa na ho ki shaadi ke baad pachtana pade.shivani-arey meri jinse shaadi hogi unse to mai bahut baar mil chuki hoon wo bahut achhe insaan hai.didi-tab to aap sachme bahut lucky hai.shivani-haan wo to hai.abhi dono ka ye gupp chal hi raha tha ki mai aur himani ji room me ghuse aur shivani ji doudi mujhse gale milne ke liye ki tabhi piche se didi boli-raja kahan gaya tha itna time laga diya. aur shivani ji jo doudi thi mujhse gala milne ke liye thik mere saamne aakar ruk gayi aur mere bagal me khadi himani ji ke gale lag gayi.ye baat mai himani aur shivani ji achhe se samajh rahe the. shivani ji ka dil to dar se aise dhadak raha tha jaise unki koi bahut badi chori pakdate pakdate bacha ho. didi shivani ji ko boli-ye mera bhai hai raja. dekhiye aa gaya na. aap bhi intejaar kijiye aapke bhi hone wale patidev aa jayenge.jab mai aur himnai ye baat sune to dono shivani ji ko ek baar dekhe jo ishare se sorry bol rahi thi.tabhi ballu ji bhi room me aa gaye.ballu ji himani ji ko bole-aap aa gye madam mujhe verma ji ne bataya tha aapke baare me. boliye kya karna hai.himani ji unko do paper di aur boli ye dekhiye isme tin naam dalna hai. ek shivani ka ek raja ka aur ek meena ka.didi jaise hi apna naam suni wo boli- lagta hai mera paper aapke paper se mix kar gaya hai mai to bas shaadi ka affidavit ke liye aayi thi.ye sunte hi himani ji ek baar meri taraf dekhi aur bahar chali gayi.mai bhi bola-haan haan mai aata hoon do minut me.aur mai bahar aa gaya.himani-ye kya hai tumne apni didi ko nahi bataya hai iske baare me.mai-mai kya bolta agar didi puchegi do lakh kahan se aaya to. mai bahut socha lekin mujhe koi idea aaya hi nahi.himani-thik hai tum bas mere saath chalo mai jo bolungi bas haan me haan milana.mai-ji thik hai.fir hum dono andar aagaye.himani ji boli-dekhiye meena ji baat ye hai ki aapka bhai jis school me padhta hai hum uske trustee hai. humne school me ek program karaya tha jiska naam ideas that make money. jisme bahut se log apne apne idea diye the usme raja ne bhi apna idea diya tha aur iska idea select ho gaya hai to hum jo idea select ho jata hai uspar kuch paise lagate hai. aur raja ye chahta tha ki is idea se jo company banega uske malkin me aapka bhi naam ho.didi ek baar mere taraf dekhi aur boli-tab to maa ka naam dalomai kuch bolta ki himani ji boli- actually iske do ideas select hue hai to ek me usne aapka naam dala hai aur ek me apni maa ka naam dalega.didi ye sunkar bahut khush hui aur mujhe gale laga li.didi-mujhe kuch nahi chahiye raja tu ye sab apne naam pe rakh le.mai-aise kaise didi. jo bhi mera hai uspar aapka bhi hak hai. aap sign karo.didi badi muskil se apni ashoon pochi aur sign kar di. didi ko mujhpar proud feel ho raha tha. aur mujhe himani ji par jinhone mera maan badha diya didi ke saamne.fir maine aur shimani ji ne bhi sign kiya. ab is company ka 90% hum tino ke naam tha aur 10% us nilesh ke naam.aur fir sara formality pura kiya gaya. ballu ji didi ki shadi ki certificate bhi le aaye the. wo mujhe de diye.fir mai himani ji aur shivani ji ko byy bola. shivani ji ka to bahut man tha mujse gale milne ka. man to mera bhi tha lekin didi thi to wo ho nahi paya lekin himani ji chupke se ek kiss mere gaalon par de hi di aur fir dono chali gayi.mai bhi didi ke saath ghar aane laga.didi-tune mujhse jhuth kyon bola pahle hi mujhe bata deta sab.mai-didi ye surprise tha. aur aap is baat ko apne sasural me abhi kisi ko nahi batana aur maa ko bhi nahi.didi-kyo.mai-samjha karo didi abhi to susruaat hua hai kisi ko bhi bataogi to wo hajar sawal puchenge. ek baar jab ye successfull ho jaye tab bata denge aur log samajh bhi jayengedidi-thik hai lekin maa ko to bata sakte hai.mai-maa ko mai baad me baat dunga abhi nahi.didi-mai samajh gayi unke liye bhi surprise hai na.mai-asia hi kuch samajh lo.didi-tu kitna hoshiyar aur samajhdaar ho gaya hai mujhe tumpe naaj hai .aur fir 12 bajte bajte hum dono ghar aa gaye.
Mast update bro
