Meri Aashiqui Tumse hi.....
Update 20
Ruhi : Mujhe manzoor hai....
Saira : Ye lo apna Appointment letter... Ye Car keys aur ek mahine ki Salary advance.... Kal se agle 15 Din tak tumhari Training chalegi....
Ruhi : Main aapko shikayat ka koi mauka nahi dungi....
Saira : That's good ab tum jaa sakti ho.....
Ruhi khushi me bahar aati hai aur Simi ke seene se lipat jaati hai.... Phir use under hui saari baat batati hai.....
Simi : Yaar chal party karte hain.... Dhoom machate hain....
Ruhi : Theek kaha tu ne.... Party to honi hi chahiye.... aaj ka din itna khaas jo hai.... Aaj ka din humari life ka best din jo hai....
Dono chal deti hain Party karne.... Jaise hi Dono gate tak pahunchti hain....
Simi : kya baat hai Ruhi....? Tu baar baar idhar udhar kya dekh rahi hai....? Kisi ko dhoondh rahi hai kya....??????
Ab aage....
Ruhi : Haan.... Nahi.... Mmmm... Haan.... Nahi kuch nahi....
Simi : Haan... Nahi... Haan..... Tu theek to hai na....
Ruhi : Haan main theek hoon magar Yaar wo kahin nazar nahi aa raha hai....
Simi : Kaun wo....? Tu kiski baat kar rahi hai....?
Ruhi : Are wo mila tha na..... Wi neeli neeli aankhon waala.... Jise tu Smart Dashing aur Handsome keh rahi thi....
Simi : Achha wo.... Magar maine to aisa kuch bhi nahi kaha tha....
Ruhi : khair jo bhi ho magar wo hai kahan.....?
Simi : Mujhe kya pata Main uski Secretary thodi hi hoon jo mujhe pata hoga.... Ab chalen party karne ya phir use dhoondh ke sath le jaane ka irada hai....
Ruhi : Ji nahi mera aisa koi irada nahi hai.... Wo to bas maine aise hi pooch liya.... Ab chal....
Ye keh ke Ruhi Simi ko sath leke chal deti hai Party karne....
Unke bahar jaate hi jaane kyun Prince apne Security Guards ko unki hifazat ke liye unke peeche bhej deta hai....
Prince man me : Ye mujhe kya hota jaa raha hai.... Pehle Avni aur ab ye.... Mujhe kyun in dono ki fikr ho rahi hai.... Na main Avni ko jaanta tha aur na hi ise jaanta hoon.... Aur to aur Ye Avni jaise hi dikhti hai.... Ise dekh ke koi ye nahi keh sakta ki ye Avni nahi balki Ruhi hai.... yaar mujhe kuch na kuch karna hoga.... Magar main kar bhi kya sakta hoon..... Avni ko maine khud apne aap se jod liya aur Ruhi ko apni Company me.... Kahin aisa na ho ki Jald hi wo bhi mere sath jud jaaye.... aur to aur Ye Zara bhi har lamha jaan jaan bol ke mere sath chipki rehti hai.....
Abhi wo khud se baaten kar hi raha tha ki tabhi wahan Zara aa jaati hai....
Zara : Aur Jaan kya soch rahe ho....? Mere baare me na....
Prince : Yaar wo dono kya kam thi jo ab ye bhi aa gayi....
Prince ki baat sun ke Zara naraaz ho jaati hai....
Zara : Achha...kya main itni buri hoon jo tum aise keh rahe ho.... Jaao baat mat karo mujhse....
Prince : Are yaar main to mazaak kar rah tha..... Main tumhare hi baare me soch raha tha aur dekho tum aa gayi....
Zara : Jaao jaao baaten na banao....
Prince : Nahi yaar sach me main tumhare baare me hi soch raha tha....
Zara : Sach keh rahe ho....
Prince : Main tumse jhoot bol sakta hoon kya....? Aur waise bhi tum itni Smart ho ki kisi ka bhi jhoot asaani se pakad leti ho.... Hai ki nahi.... ab tum batao ki main tumhare baare me soch raha tha ki nahi.... Dekho sach sach batana haan... Wo kya hai ki tum to jaanti ho mujhe jhoot na hi bolna pasand hai aur na hi sun na....
Zara : Mmmmmm.... Shayad tum theek keh rahe ho....
Prince : Shayad matlab.... Tumhe ab bhi shak hai....
Zara : Nahi yaar main to aise hi keh rahi thi.... Chalo ye sab choro aur mere sath chalo....
Prince : Chalo.... Kahan chalo....?
Zara : Are Lunch Time hai.... Chal ke kahin khana khate hain... Ab ye mat kehna ki tumhe bhook nahi hai....
Prince : Ji nahi mujhe to bahut bhook lagi hai.... Ab is se pehle ki pet me choohe kabaddi khelne lag jaaye chal ke kahin khana khate hain....
Prince Call karke chaaro ko sath chalne ko kehta hai....
Sab mil ke nikal padte hain khana khane.... Nazdeek ke hi kisi achhe hotel me.... Ittefaaq se usi Hotel me Ruhi aur Simi bhi khana kha rahe hain....
Prince : Tum log baitho... Main zara washroom jaa ke aata hoon....
Zara : Ruko main bhi sath chalti hoon.....
Prince : Yaar main Washroom jaa raha hoon kahin ghoomne nahi.... Jahan tum bhi sath aao.... Wahan na mujhe tumhari zaroorat hai aur na hi tumhari Security ki.... To yahin baitho main bas yun gaya aur yun aaya....
Ye keh ke Prince washroom ki taraf chal deta hai.... Aur wo sab theek Ruhi ke saamne waali table pe jaake baith jaate hain....
Unhe dekhte hi Simi foran pehchaan leti hai....
Simi : Are yaar wo dekh ye log wohi hain na jinhone humara Interview liya tha.... Ye yahan kya karne aaye hain....?
Ruhi : Tu bhi na kitni Stupid hai.... Hotel me log kyun aate hain.... Khana khane aur kya....
Tabhi Simi ki nazar Prince pe padti hai....
Simi : Are ye bhi yahin hai....
Ruhi : Ab tu kiski baat kar rahi hai....?
Simi : Usi Smart Dashing aur Handsome ki jise tu Company me dhoondh rahi thi....
Ruhi : kya keh rahi hai....? Kahan.... kahan hai....?
Ye keh ke Ruhi idhar udhar Prince ko dhoondhne lagti hai....
Simi : Are idhar udhar kya dhoondh rahi hai wo saamne dekh wo raha.....
Ruhi : Magar wo wahan unke sath kya kar raha hai.....?
Simi : Mujhe kya pata....? Tujhe itni hi fikr ho rahi hai to tu khud kyun nahi jaa ke pooch leti.....
Ruhi : Are yaar tu na baad ko badha rahi hai main to aise hi pooch rahi thi.... Wo kisi ke bhi sath aaya ho is se mujhe kya....?
Prince Saira ke paas baithne hi waala hota hai ki tabhi us ki nazar Ruhi pe pad jaati hai aur wo baithte baithte ruk jaata hai....
Saira : Tumhe kya hua baitho na....
Prince Saira ko Ruhi ki taraf ishara kar ke thodi oonchi awaaz me kehta hai....
Prince : Ji wo kya hai ki yahan saare Table full hain ek ye hi jagah khali hai.... Aur mujhe badi zor ki bhook lagi hai.... agar aap ko bura na lage to kya main yahan baith sakta hoon....?
Prince ki baat sun ke Saira ko chor baaki sab ko badi hairaani hoti hai.... Sam abhi kuch kehne hi waala hota hai ki tabhi Saira beech me bol padti hai...
Saira : Haan haan kyun nahi Baith jaao....
Sam ko bardasht nahi hota to wo pooch hi leta hai....
Sam : Abe Tu to aise pooch raha hai jaise ki humara dost na ho ke tu koi gair ho....? Aur ye tu itni oonchi awaaz me kyun baat kar raha hai...? Hum behre thode hi hain....
Sam ki baat sun ke Prince chid ke dheere se kehta hai....
Prince : Abe Saale uperwaala jab akal baant raha tha tab kya tu tehelne nikla tha....? Na waqt dekhta aur na hi mauka kahin bhi kuch bhi bol deta hai...
Sam : Matlab....
Saira : Matlab ye ki saamne table pe Ruhi baithi hui hai.... aur Prince nahi chahta ki is waqt wo ye jaane ki hum paancho dost hain aur Main nahi balki Prince humare sath sath uska bhi boss hai.... Ab samjhe ya aur samjhaun....
Sam : Ohk.... Ab samjha.... Sorry yaar wo kya hai ki maine Use dekha hi nahi isi liye bol gaya....
Prince : Jaanta hoon is me teri galti nahi hai.... Teri nazar Saira se hate tab na tu kuch kahe.... Ab ye hai hi itni haseen aur khoobsurat ki ise dekhne waala iska diwana hue bina reh hi nahi sakta....
Prince ke muh se apni tareef sun ke jahan Saira behad khush ho jaati hai wahin Zara chid ke kehti hai....
Zara : To kya main Haseen aur khoobsurat nahi hoon....
Prince : Haan ho na.... Tum to sab se zyada haseen aur khoobsurat ho.... Bilkul ek Pari ki tarha....
Vijay : Haan wo bhi koi aisi waisi Pari nahi balki ek Hardcore Fighter Pari....
Vijay ki baat sun ke Zara behad gusse me aa jaati hai aur use maarne ke liye jaise hi utne lagti hai.... Prince use ishare se shant rehne ko kehta hai....
Prince : Saale tujhe bhi abhi ye sab bolna tha.... Thodi der chup nahi reh sakta kya....? Ab is se pehle ki main tere saare daant tod doon chup chaap khana kha.... Ab agar teri zara sa bhi awaaz nikli to Zara to tujhe baad me maaregi... Main pehle hi teri achhe se dhulayi kar dunga....
Prince ko gusse me dekh Vijay ki phat ke hath me aa jaati hai.....
Vijay : Nahi yaar... Please aisa na karna... Pichli maar ke zakhm abhi tak nahi bhare hain.... Ab agar tu ne mujhe maara to main phir se hospital ki bed pe pahunch jaaunga.... Jo ki main nahi chahta....
Prince : Tu phir chup chaap khana kha....
Phir sab apni apni pasand ka khana order karte hain.... Abhi sab kha hi rahe hote hain ki tabhi Naani ka call aa jaata hai....
Prince unse baat karne lag jaata hai... Naani se baat karke usne call rakha hi tha ki tabhi Avni ka Call aa jaata hai... Prince Avni se baat karne ne lag jaata hai.... Is beech sab khana kha lete hain.... Jab ki Prince ne to abhi tak khane ko chua bhi nahi.... Use mauka hi nahi mila....
Idhar Ruhi bhi Prince ko dekhte dekhte itni kho jaati hai ki khana khana hi bhool jaati hai.... Use is tarha Prince ko ghoorte dekh Simi kehti hai.....
Simi : Oye khana bhi khayegi ya bas use dekhti hi rahegi....
Ruhi : Are haan wo main wo haan.... Tu ne kuch kaha kya....?
Simi : Maine kaha khana bhi khayegi ya bas use dekhti hi rahegi....
Ruhi : Are yaar wo hai hi itna Smart Dashing aur Handsome ki us se nazar nahi hat rahi....
Simi : Yaar kahin tujhe us se Pyar to nahi ho gaya....
Ruhi : Ji nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai.... Wo to bas aase hi ek Attraction jaisa hai.... Jo kisi bhi aachi mera Matlab hai kisi khaas ko dekh ke ho jaata hai.... Aur tu hai ki kuch bhi soch leti hai.... Chal ye sab chor aur khana kha....
Simi : Main to kab ka kha chuki hoon... Tu hi hai jisne abhi tak khane ko chua bhi nahi....
Simi ki baat sun ke Ruhi khana khane lag jaati hai.... Khane ke baad jab wo saamne dekhti hai... To use wahan koi nahi nazar aata.... Wo hairat se use idhar udhar dhoondhne lagti hai.... Phir Simi jo kehti hai use sun ke Ruhi chid jaati hai....?????