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mai apna motri jhola sab bandh kar cycle se apne gaav ke liye nikal gaya tha ki raste me hi mere saamne ek indica gaadi aa kar ruka...aur gaadi se utri gita...
gita-mujhe pata chala aaj aapke camp me koi anban ho gayi thi...aap bataiye kisne aapko pareshaan kiya...hum abhi usse baat karte hai...arey humare rahte aapke saath koi kuch galat kar jaye aur hum chup baithe aisa nahi hone denge..
mai-arey gita ji wo sab bas thodi si galatfahmi thi..ab sab thik ho gaya hai..aap mere liye aayi yahi mere liye bahut hai...
gita-arey aati kaise nahi...hum to aapko aaj apne ghar le jane aaye the...lekin aaj aap lagta hai thoda pahle hi nikal gaye...hum to aapke gaav jaa rahe the raste me hi aap dikh gaye...chaliye chaliye...aapse dher saari baat karni hai humko...
mai socha chalta hoon lekin fir sunita wala baat yaad aaya..sala sunita bhi aise hi mujhe bulayi thi baad me beijjat karke mujhe bhaga diya tha...
gita-arey aise kya soch rahe hai...chaliye chaliye...aap chalenge tab hi to hume khushi hogi...aur wo mera haath pakad kar mujhe apne gaadi me baitha di...
mai-arey meri cycle...
gita-mera driver le aayega...
mai-to ye car koun chalayega...
gita-mai chalaungi....aur kya...ab aram se baithiye..
mai bhi chup chap baith gaya jab itna ijjat de rahi hai to pahle se hi galat sochna bhi sahi nahi hai..jaruri nahi kisi ek ne beijjat kiya to dusra bhi beijjat hi kare...upar se mujhe sunita se badla bhi to lena tha..uske liye gita perfect thi...jo mere kaam aa sakti thi...
isliye mai bhi chal diya..aur fir se hum wapas se padukki gaav aa gaye kyonki ye isi gaav ki thi...
gaav me bhi inka kaafi bada ghar tha..do mazial ghar..saamne bada sa angan...fir veramdah..aur fir andar room...
gaadi jaise hi gate par pahuchi ek aadmi ne gate khola aur hum andar aa gaye...andar fir gita mujhe le aayi jahan angan me hi 7-8 kursi gadde wali lagi hui thi aur bich me table tha..wahan pahle se hi do log baithe hue the...ek koi 70 saal ke honge to dusra 45-48 saal ka hoga...
mujhe dekhte hi wo aadmi aaya jo 45-48 saal ka tha..kafi tagad aadmi tha robdaar muche...
aadmi-aaiye doctor sahab...gita to aapki bahut tarif kar rahi thi..aapse milkar bahut achha laga...
mera naam ajad pratap hai..
mai-ji mujhe bhi milkar aapse achha laga..uske baad wo mujhe bhi chair par bitha diye...mai bhi wo budhe aadmi ko pranam kiya...
gita boli-ye mere sasur ji hai...pahle ye hi is gaav ke mukhiya the..fir mere pati bane..aur jab ye seat mahilao ke liye reserve ho gayi tab mai bani hoon...
uske baad ek ladka aaya aur hume chay pani de kar chala gaya...hum bhi aram se shaam ke smaamy chay ki chuskiya le rahe the..fir wo doodh ka chaass lekar aaya glass me..wo bhi piya...
uske baad gita ke sasur ji nadar apne room me chale gaye...
mai-ye kahan jaa rahe hai...
gita-ab inki umra ho gayi hai na..jada der baith nahi pate..jaa rahe hai room me let jayege...
fir azad ka bhi phone aa gaya to wo hume bole ki mai aata hoon kuch kaam aa gaya hai...
mai fir gita se pucha ye kahan jaa rahe hai...
gita-humara thekedaari ka kaam hai na ..aur kuch truck bhi hai to kaam dekhna padta hai..
wasie ye sab baat chodiye doctor sahab..aapka bahut bahut sukriya...
mai-kis liye...
gita-kisliye kya..aapke chalte mujhe mahila vibag ka ke post diya gaya hai..saath hi 5 lakh ka fund bhi....ye sab aapke hi idea se to hua hai...aur sunita mamdam ki kripa se...jis tarah aap bahut achhe hai waise hi sunita ji bhi bahut achhi hai...
mai man me socha saali sunita to ek number ki kamini randi hai...
gita-aaj aap rook jaiye..raat ka khana bhi ban raha hai..kha lijiyega..aur aram bhi kar lijiyega...bed bhi laga diya hai...koi dikkat nahi hogi...ab se ise bhi apne ghar jaisa hi samajhiye aate jaate rahiyega...
mai-arey ye to aapka badappan hai...
gita-arey nahi nahi doctor sahab...waise koi aur idea hai to wo bhi de dijiye...hum to waise bhi ab khali hi hai...
mai socha ab chaal chalna chahiye...jada intezar karke koi fayda to hai nahi...
mai-dekhiye aapki umar to abhi jada hai nahi..muskil se 35 -36 ki hongi..sochiye agar aap abhi se hi jankalyan ke liye kaam karengi to rajya me bada mantri bhi ban sakte hai...
gita-arey nahi nahi mai 35 ki nahi 45 ki ho gayi hoon...aur meri kahan itni aukaat...
mai-arey aap bas ye boliye aap chahte hai ya nahi..mere pass idea hai aap use kijiye...nahi bhi banenge to parshad to aap ban hi rahi hai..agar kuch ban gayi to samaj ka bhi bhala kar dijiyega..
mai-arey nahi nahi sunita ji MLA hai..unke khilaf mai kaise lad sakti hoon..
mai-aap sunita ji par bahut bharosa karti hai na...
gita-haan karti to hoon..unke kripa se hi to mujhe ye post mila hai..unhone hi sifaris kiya tha..
mai-bura mat maniyega lekin politics me itna bharosa sahi nahi hai... aap to mukhiya rah chuki hai.. jaanti hi hongi..mukhiya ban ne ke liye log apne sage bhai bahan maa baap tak ko dhokha de dete hai...
gita-wo to hai...lekin fir bhi sunita madam aisi nahi hai...
mai-dekhiye aapne mujhe itna ijjat diya pyaar diya to mera bhi farz banta hai ki mai aapko kuch batau...
gita-boliye...
mai-dekhiye do din pahle mujhe sunita madam ne apne ghar bulaya tha... aap ye baat is gaav ke ### aadmi se puch bhi sakte hai... kyonki whai meri cycle rakha tha.. jaise aaj aapke driver ne rakha hai.. aur fir usne mujhe bahut data bahut beijjat kiya sirf isliye kyonki maine aapki madad ki thi... itna hi nahi mujhe dara kar ek dawai ki bhi sifaris karwayi...
gita kuch sochte hue boli-haan haa aaj hi madam ne mujhse bhi sign liya tha... lekin wo dawa to gaav ki mahilao ke bhalai ke liye hai...
mai-aisa kuch nahi hai wo apne do partner ko khush karne ke liye aisa ki hai.. fir mai apne mobile se usko dharam laal aur karam laal ka photo dikha diya...
mai-aapke liye ek aur bhi chij hai jara sun to lijiye ek baar...lekin dil majboot karke suniyega...
fir mai wo audio chala diya jo maine nashe me record kiya tha.. poora audio nahi chalaya bas wo part jo mai alag karke rakh liya tha..mai chala diya...
audio....
ahhhh ummmm ummmm
sunita-kya darling 40% se kya hoga usko 45% kar do naaaaaa......
karam laal-ab nahi jane mann...40% bahut hai...wo to mast jawani pe fida hokar de rahe hai....
sunita-achha agar jawani se hi doge to gita bhi bahut jawan hai....mera 45% kar do...use bhi tere niche leta dungi.....
karam laa-nahi darling...45 nahi 42% de paunga maxxxxxxx....
sunita-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh darling thikkkkkkkkkkkk haiiiiiiiiiii kosis karungiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
ye sunkar to gita ke ankh bade bade ho gaye...ye baat wo log tab kiye the jab mai nashe me tha..ye baat mujhe bhi baad me pata chala tha jab mai ye recording baad me suna tha...
gita to bahut gusse me aa chuki thi...
gita-maine sunita madam ko kya samjha aur wo kya nikli..saali ek number ki randi hai..aur mujhe bhi banana chahti hai..use to mai chodungi nahi..abhi phone karti hoon...
mai-bhool kar bhi ye galti mat kijiye..aaj ke date me wo MLA hai aur mahilao ki bahut badi supporter...unki aukaat aur pahuch dono aapse bahut upar hai...aur aapko to pata hi hai ye politics kitna ganda hai..aaj nahi to kal wo aapko jism faroshi ke liye majboor kar hi degi...
gita-chiii..kaisi aurat hai ye...ye hai mahilao ki leader...mai sirf paise me ghotala karti hoon lekin itni nahi giri hoon jitni ye gir gayi hai..upar se mujhe bhi apne jaisa banana chahti hai...badla to mai lungi usse ..usne mera souda kar diya wo bhi paiso ke liye...
mai-ek tarika hai jisse humlog unko us post se hata bhi sakte hai aur sabak bhi sikha sakte hai...
gita-kaise...
mai-dekhiye abhi aapko 5 lakh mile hai...usme se 2-3 lakh mahila kalyan me kharch kar dijiye...aur dheere dheere aapka naam failega...hum bhi jis gaav me jayege aapki badayi karenge..dheere dheere aapka kad badhega...aapka naam badhega..to aap apne aap MLA candidate ban ne ke layak ho jaogi..fir koi na koi party aapko ticket de hi degi...tab takj ke liye aap bas sunita se satark rahiye aur jada najdikiya mat badhaiye..
gita-baat sahi hai tumhari nahi to pata nahi kisi din mujhe kuch galat salat nasha pila kar kuch karwa de un budho se fir jindagi bhar mujhe blackmail bhi karegi...mai majboor randi ban kar rah jaungi..
mai-aap chinta mat kijiye bas satark rahiye..sab ho jayega..aap jarur MLA banegi..
gita-lekin ye sab ho payega tab na..ye sab to bas sapne hai...
mai-arey sapne hi hai lekin mehnat karengi to hakikat bhi ban sakta hai...chunav 8 mahine baad hai.. aapko kuch nahi karna hai bas is jile ke jitne gaav hai sabme ek chakkar maar aana hai.. mai aapko kuch list de dunga wo sab aapko in gaavo me batwa dena hai... aap apne aap MLA ban jayegi...
aapne kabhi socha hai is desh me aise kuch neta hai jo 20 saal -25 saal- 30 saal se kabhi bhi apne seat se nahi hare hai.. aisa nahi hai ki wo log bahut sarif hai.. unka bas ye hai ki wo dusro se jada imaandaar hai... mai aapko bhi ye nahi kahta ki aap bilkul sarif ban jaiye bas thoda thoda fund kharch karte rahiye wo bhi saalo bhar.. logon ko humesha lagna chahiye ki aap unke saath hai... aap unke saath rahe ya na rahe wo alag baat hai...
gita meri baat bade dhyan se sun rahi thi..akhir har kisi ka sapna hota hai tarakki karna... mai to use itne bade bade sapne dikha raha tha jo sayad hi kabhi sochti hogi...
gita-haan aur mai ek baar is sunita se badi ban gayi na tab ise bataungi ki mai kya chij hoon.. isne paison ke khatir mera souda kiya hai...
mai-to kya aap taiyar hai...
gita-haan mai to taiyar hoon lekin in sab me tumhe kya milega...
mai-do fayde hai mere..pahla aap jaise achhe log politics me aa jayenge aur mera bhi to badla poora hoga..usne mujhe ghar me bulakar beijjat kiya hai..daraya hai dhamkaya hai..sabka badla lunga...
gita-to aaj se hum dono partner...tum bano brain aur mai banugi body...tumhara dimag..mera paisa aur power....
mai-ji bilkul...uske baad gita ek baar fir se mera sukriya ki..aur fir raat me hum sab saath khaye...tab tak ajad bhi aa gaya tha...kahne ke baad aaj mai thode chain se soya..kyonki maine ek satranj ka khel banakar usme pahli chaal chal di thi...is satranj ka ek hi maksad tha aur wo tha sunita se badlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
idhar gita bhi raat me bahut gusse me thi...kyonki sunita ne uska souda karne ki kosis ki thi....gita ke charitra par chot kiya tha sunita ne...ab gita ka bhi yahi maksad tha sunita se badla....
ab is khel me mujhe ek do aur log chahiye to ye khel mai apne ishare par chala sakta hoon..aur is khel me mujhe kisi tarah mrs awasthi ko lana tha..kyonki wo padhi likhi aurat thi..aur MBBS bhi..saath hi is jile ki medical officer incharge..uske sign ke bina sunita to kya uska baap bhi koi dawa ki manjoori sarkaar se nahi kara sakta...jis tarah collector ke order ke bina MLA koi kaam nahi kara sakta usi tarah medical doctor ke manjoori ke bina koi us jile me naya dawa nahi batwa sakta hai..
mai man me bola-saali ne 40% ke liye dono budho se chudwaya..42% ke liye gita ki choot ki gurantee le li..ab dekh kaise mai free me uski choot aur gaand marunga.....ye sab sapne bunte hue mai so gaya..udhar gita bhi so gayi...
wahi sunita aaj bhi dono budho se raat bhar chudwane me mast thi...aur apna % badhane ki kosis kar rahi thi...
Jbardust updateUpdate 63
mai apna motri jhola sab bandh kar cycle se apne gaav ke liye nikal gaya tha ki raste me hi mere saamne ek indica gaadi aa kar ruka...aur gaadi se utri gita...
gita-mujhe pata chala aaj aapke camp me koi anban ho gayi thi...aap bataiye kisne aapko pareshaan kiya...hum abhi usse baat karte hai...arey humare rahte aapke saath koi kuch galat kar jaye aur hum chup baithe aisa nahi hone denge..
mai-arey gita ji wo sab bas thodi si galatfahmi thi..ab sab thik ho gaya hai..aap mere liye aayi yahi mere liye bahut hai...
gita-arey aati kaise nahi...hum to aapko aaj apne ghar le jane aaye the...lekin aaj aap lagta hai thoda pahle hi nikal gaye...hum to aapke gaav jaa rahe the raste me hi aap dikh gaye...chaliye chaliye...aapse dher saari baat karni hai humko...
mai socha chalta hoon lekin fir sunita wala baat yaad aaya..sala sunita bhi aise hi mujhe bulayi thi baad me beijjat karke mujhe bhaga diya tha...
gita-arey aise kya soch rahe hai...chaliye chaliye...aap chalenge tab hi to hume khushi hogi...aur wo mera haath pakad kar mujhe apne gaadi me baitha di...
mai-arey meri cycle...
gita-mera driver le aayega...
mai-to ye car koun chalayega...
gita-mai chalaungi....aur kya...ab aram se baithiye..
mai bhi chup chap baith gaya jab itna ijjat de rahi hai to pahle se hi galat sochna bhi sahi nahi hai..jaruri nahi kisi ek ne beijjat kiya to dusra bhi beijjat hi kare...upar se mujhe sunita se badla bhi to lena tha..uske liye gita perfect thi...jo mere kaam aa sakti thi...
isliye mai bhi chal diya..aur fir se hum wapas se padukki gaav aa gaye kyonki ye isi gaav ki thi...
gaav me bhi inka kaafi bada ghar tha..do mazial ghar..saamne bada sa angan...fir veramdah..aur fir andar room...
gaadi jaise hi gate par pahuchi ek aadmi ne gate khola aur hum andar aa gaye...andar fir gita mujhe le aayi jahan angan me hi 7-8 kursi gadde wali lagi hui thi aur bich me table tha..wahan pahle se hi do log baithe hue the...ek koi 70 saal ke honge to dusra 45-48 saal ka hoga...
mujhe dekhte hi wo aadmi aaya jo 45-48 saal ka tha..kafi tagad aadmi tha robdaar muche...
aadmi-aaiye doctor sahab...gita to aapki bahut tarif kar rahi thi..aapse milkar bahut achha laga...
mera naam ajad pratap hai..
mai-ji mujhe bhi milkar aapse achha laga..uske baad wo mujhe bhi chair par bitha diye...mai bhi wo budhe aadmi ko pranam kiya...
gita boli-ye mere sasur ji hai...pahle ye hi is gaav ke mukhiya the..fir mere pati bane..aur jab ye seat mahilao ke liye reserve ho gayi tab mai bani hoon...
uske baad ek ladka aaya aur hume chay pani de kar chala gaya...hum bhi aram se shaam ke smaamy chay ki chuskiya le rahe the..fir wo doodh ka chaass lekar aaya glass me..wo bhi piya...
uske baad gita ke sasur ji nadar apne room me chale gaye...
mai-ye kahan jaa rahe hai...
gita-ab inki umra ho gayi hai na..jada der baith nahi pate..jaa rahe hai room me let jayege...
fir azad ka bhi phone aa gaya to wo hume bole ki mai aata hoon kuch kaam aa gaya hai...
mai fir gita se pucha ye kahan jaa rahe hai...
gita-humara thekedaari ka kaam hai na ..aur kuch truck bhi hai to kaam dekhna padta hai..
wasie ye sab baat chodiye doctor sahab..aapka bahut bahut sukriya...
mai-kis liye...
gita-kisliye kya..aapke chalte mujhe mahila vibag ka ke post diya gaya hai..saath hi 5 lakh ka fund bhi....ye sab aapke hi idea se to hua hai...aur sunita mamdam ki kripa se...jis tarah aap bahut achhe hai waise hi sunita ji bhi bahut achhi hai...
mai man me socha saali sunita to ek number ki kamini randi hai...
gita-aaj aap rook jaiye..raat ka khana bhi ban raha hai..kha lijiyega..aur aram bhi kar lijiyega...bed bhi laga diya hai...koi dikkat nahi hogi...ab se ise bhi apne ghar jaisa hi samajhiye aate jaate rahiyega...
mai-arey ye to aapka badappan hai...
gita-arey nahi nahi doctor sahab...waise koi aur idea hai to wo bhi de dijiye...hum to waise bhi ab khali hi hai...
mai socha ab chaal chalna chahiye...jada intezar karke koi fayda to hai nahi...
mai-dekhiye aapki umar to abhi jada hai nahi..muskil se 35 -36 ki hongi..sochiye agar aap abhi se hi jankalyan ke liye kaam karengi to rajya me bada mantri bhi ban sakte hai...
gita-arey nahi nahi mai 35 ki nahi 45 ki ho gayi hoon...aur meri kahan itni aukaat...
mai-arey aap bas ye boliye aap chahte hai ya nahi..mere pass idea hai aap use kijiye...nahi bhi banenge to parshad to aap ban hi rahi hai..agar kuch ban gayi to samaj ka bhi bhala kar dijiyega..
mai-arey nahi nahi sunita ji MLA hai..unke khilaf mai kaise lad sakti hoon..
mai-aap sunita ji par bahut bharosa karti hai na...
gita-haan karti to hoon..unke kripa se hi to mujhe ye post mila hai..unhone hi sifaris kiya tha..
mai-bura mat maniyega lekin politics me itna bharosa sahi nahi hai... aap to mukhiya rah chuki hai.. jaanti hi hongi..mukhiya ban ne ke liye log apne sage bhai bahan maa baap tak ko dhokha de dete hai...
gita-wo to hai...lekin fir bhi sunita madam aisi nahi hai...
mai-dekhiye aapne mujhe itna ijjat diya pyaar diya to mera bhi farz banta hai ki mai aapko kuch batau...
gita-boliye...
mai-dekhiye do din pahle mujhe sunita madam ne apne ghar bulaya tha... aap ye baat is gaav ke ### aadmi se puch bhi sakte hai... kyonki whai meri cycle rakha tha.. jaise aaj aapke driver ne rakha hai.. aur fir usne mujhe bahut data bahut beijjat kiya sirf isliye kyonki maine aapki madad ki thi... itna hi nahi mujhe dara kar ek dawai ki bhi sifaris karwayi...
gita kuch sochte hue boli-haan haa aaj hi madam ne mujhse bhi sign liya tha... lekin wo dawa to gaav ki mahilao ke bhalai ke liye hai...
mai-aisa kuch nahi hai wo apne do partner ko khush karne ke liye aisa ki hai.. fir mai apne mobile se usko dharam laal aur karam laal ka photo dikha diya...
mai-aapke liye ek aur bhi chij hai jara sun to lijiye ek baar...lekin dil majboot karke suniyega...
fir mai wo audio chala diya jo maine nashe me record kiya tha.. poora audio nahi chalaya bas wo part jo mai alag karke rakh liya tha..mai chala diya...
audio....
ahhhh ummmm ummmm
sunita-kya darling 40% se kya hoga usko 45% kar do naaaaaa......
karam laal-ab nahi jane mann...40% bahut hai...wo to mast jawani pe fida hokar de rahe hai....
sunita-achha agar jawani se hi doge to gita bhi bahut jawan hai....mera 45% kar do...use bhi tere niche leta dungi.....
karam laa-nahi darling...45 nahi 42% de paunga maxxxxxxx....
sunita-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh darling thikkkkkkkkkkkk haiiiiiiiiiii kosis karungiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
ye sunkar to gita ke ankh bade bade ho gaye...ye baat wo log tab kiye the jab mai nashe me tha..ye baat mujhe bhi baad me pata chala tha jab mai ye recording baad me suna tha...
gita to bahut gusse me aa chuki thi...
gita-maine sunita madam ko kya samjha aur wo kya nikli..saali ek number ki randi hai..aur mujhe bhi banana chahti hai..use to mai chodungi nahi..abhi phone karti hoon...
mai-bhool kar bhi ye galti mat kijiye..aaj ke date me wo MLA hai aur mahilao ki bahut badi supporter...unki aukaat aur pahuch dono aapse bahut upar hai...aur aapko to pata hi hai ye politics kitna ganda hai..aaj nahi to kal wo aapko jism faroshi ke liye majboor kar hi degi...
gita-chiii..kaisi aurat hai ye...ye hai mahilao ki leader...mai sirf paise me ghotala karti hoon lekin itni nahi giri hoon jitni ye gir gayi hai..upar se mujhe bhi apne jaisa banana chahti hai...badla to mai lungi usse ..usne mera souda kar diya wo bhi paiso ke liye...
mai-ek tarika hai jisse humlog unko us post se hata bhi sakte hai aur sabak bhi sikha sakte hai...
gita-kaise...
mai-dekhiye abhi aapko 5 lakh mile hai...usme se 2-3 lakh mahila kalyan me kharch kar dijiye...aur dheere dheere aapka naam failega...hum bhi jis gaav me jayege aapki badayi karenge..dheere dheere aapka kad badhega...aapka naam badhega..to aap apne aap MLA candidate ban ne ke layak ho jaogi..fir koi na koi party aapko ticket de hi degi...tab takj ke liye aap bas sunita se satark rahiye aur jada najdikiya mat badhaiye..
gita-baat sahi hai tumhari nahi to pata nahi kisi din mujhe kuch galat salat nasha pila kar kuch karwa de un budho se fir jindagi bhar mujhe blackmail bhi karegi...mai majboor randi ban kar rah jaungi..
mai-aap chinta mat kijiye bas satark rahiye..sab ho jayega..aap jarur MLA banegi..
gita-lekin ye sab ho payega tab na..ye sab to bas sapne hai...
mai-arey sapne hi hai lekin mehnat karengi to hakikat bhi ban sakta hai...chunav 8 mahine baad hai.. aapko kuch nahi karna hai bas is jile ke jitne gaav hai sabme ek chakkar maar aana hai.. mai aapko kuch list de dunga wo sab aapko in gaavo me batwa dena hai... aap apne aap MLA ban jayegi...
aapne kabhi socha hai is desh me aise kuch neta hai jo 20 saal -25 saal- 30 saal se kabhi bhi apne seat se nahi hare hai.. aisa nahi hai ki wo log bahut sarif hai.. unka bas ye hai ki wo dusro se jada imaandaar hai... mai aapko bhi ye nahi kahta ki aap bilkul sarif ban jaiye bas thoda thoda fund kharch karte rahiye wo bhi saalo bhar.. logon ko humesha lagna chahiye ki aap unke saath hai... aap unke saath rahe ya na rahe wo alag baat hai...
gita meri baat bade dhyan se sun rahi thi..akhir har kisi ka sapna hota hai tarakki karna... mai to use itne bade bade sapne dikha raha tha jo sayad hi kabhi sochti hogi...
gita-haan aur mai ek baar is sunita se badi ban gayi na tab ise bataungi ki mai kya chij hoon.. isne paison ke khatir mera souda kiya hai...
mai-to kya aap taiyar hai...
gita-haan mai to taiyar hoon lekin in sab me tumhe kya milega...
mai-do fayde hai mere..pahla aap jaise achhe log politics me aa jayenge aur mera bhi to badla poora hoga..usne mujhe ghar me bulakar beijjat kiya hai..daraya hai dhamkaya hai..sabka badla lunga...
gita-to aaj se hum dono partner...tum bano brain aur mai banugi body...tumhara dimag..mera paisa aur power....
mai-ji bilkul...uske baad gita ek baar fir se mera sukriya ki..aur fir raat me hum sab saath khaye...tab tak ajad bhi aa gaya tha...kahne ke baad aaj mai thode chain se soya..kyonki maine ek satranj ka khel banakar usme pahli chaal chal di thi...is satranj ka ek hi maksad tha aur wo tha sunita se badlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
idhar gita bhi raat me bahut gusse me thi...kyonki sunita ne uska souda karne ki kosis ki thi....gita ke charitra par chot kiya tha sunita ne...ab gita ka bhi yahi maksad tha sunita se badla....
ab is khel me mujhe ek do aur log chahiye to ye khel mai apne ishare par chala sakta hoon..aur is khel me mujhe kisi tarah mrs awasthi ko lana tha..kyonki wo padhi likhi aurat thi..aur MBBS bhi..saath hi is jile ki medical officer incharge..uske sign ke bina sunita to kya uska baap bhi koi dawa ki manjoori sarkaar se nahi kara sakta...jis tarah collector ke order ke bina MLA koi kaam nahi kara sakta usi tarah medical doctor ke manjoori ke bina koi us jile me naya dawa nahi batwa sakta hai..
mai man me bola-saali ne 40% ke liye dono budho se chudwaya..42% ke liye gita ki choot ki gurantee le li..ab dekh kaise mai free me uski choot aur gaand marunga.....ye sab sapne bunte hue mai so gaya..udhar gita bhi so gayi...
wahi sunita aaj bhi dono budho se raat bhar chudwane me mast thi...aur apna % badhane ki kosis kar rahi thi...
Imogi mt dala kro bhai, or kv kv bhut long krte ho jo story me mza ni aata, bs mst hUpdate 60
mai to so gaya aaram se...man me sunita ko gaaliyan dete hue..mera sharir kaafi thak gaya tha...soya bhi ghode bechkar...aur fir kab subah ho gaya pata hi nahi chala...
subah ke 5:30 baj rahe the..ghar me sabse pahle uthi aaj urmi...matlab meri maa...wo uthte hi sabse pahle fresh hui...uske baad wo kitchen ki taraf jaa hi rahi thi ki achanak uski najar mere room ke darwaje par gaya jo thoda sa band tha aur thoda sa khula....
mere room ko dekhte hi kal ki saari baaten uske dimag me ek baar fir se aa gaya jo wo bhulne ki kosis me thi...aur uski choot fir se gili hone lagi..uske dimag me mere lund ka photo aa gaya...????
maa ab fir se kasmkash me fasne lagi...kyonki jo wo soch rahi thi..wo tha bada hi majedaar.....lekin jiske baare me soch rahi thi wo tha uska beta suman...
ab fir se apne aap hi uske kadam mere room ki taraf badhne laga.. wo baar baar apne dimag ko kaabu me karke apne aap par control karna chah rahi thi lekin unko aisa lag raha tha jaise usnke poore sahrir ko choot ne apne kabje me kar liya hai aur apne hisab se chala raha hai...aur fir maa chalte hue pahuch gayi mere room me...jahan mai ghode bechkar so raha tha... aaj mera lund bahar nahi tha balki apne trouser me achhe se kaid tha.. lekin subah subah hone ke karan thoda sa tambu banaye hue tha....
maa ka bahut man tha ki wo mere paint ko khol kar mere lund ko chusne lag jaye ya kam se kam mera mooth hi maar le kal ki tarah .. lekin wo apne aap ko rokne ki kosis kar rahi thi.. use dar tha ki suman kya sochega...kahi bura maan gaya to...kahi usne ghar me sabko mere baare me bata diya to meri kya ijjat rah jayegi... aur fir wo kuch der mujhe dekhte hue apne saadi ke upar se hi choot ko sahlati rahi...lekin dar ke karan isse aage na badh payi..aur jab use laga ki uski choot ab paani chodne wali hai to wo jaldi se bhag kar bathroom me ghus gayi..aur ahhhh sumannnnn ohhhh summannnnnnn ...kitna bada hai reeeee.e......kaisa majedar hai re......ye sab bolte hue sisakte hue jhad gayi....aur jhadte hi unka dimag fir se control me aa gaya...
maa-chiii mai kitni girte jaa rahi hoon din ba din....mujhe apne upar control karna hi hoga....pata nahi kya hote jaa raha hai mujhe..jab se suman ka hathiyar dekhi hoon....suman ke papa ki bahut yaad aane lagi hai...
ye sab sochte hue wo apni choot dho kar uth gayi aur fir nahayi..aur lag gayi apne kaam dhandhe me...
mai to utha hi subah ke 9 baje...jab nind khula to yaad aaya ki arey abhi to office jana hai...aaj to arfa aur anjali bhi nahi aayegi...ye sochte hi jaldi jaldi nahaya fresh hua tab yaad aaya sala cycle to usi gaav me hai....khair mai paidal hi nikal gaya..kismat achhi thi to raste me ek bike wale ne lift de diya aur mai pahuch gaya 10 baje school..ya fir kahe camp....abhi abhi hi razia aur asha bhi aa gayi thi....
mai-aaj anjali aur arfa nahi aayegi..to sara kaam hume hi dekhna padega...
razia to haan me sar hila di..lekin asha aisa mooh banayi jaise wo khush nahi thi..waise bhi maien dekha tha asha jaydatar kuch ukhdi ukhdi si rahti thi....sab chijo me kamiya nikalna uski adat si thi...
razia-sir mai gaav ho kar aati hoon..ek ladki ka call aaya tha...mai jaa rahi hoon check karke aati hoon...agar koi badi problem hogi to aapko bhi bata dungi...
mai-wo ladki yahan nahi aa sakti kya...koi serious case hai kya...
razia-nahi sir wo kya hai ki uski abhi 2 mahine pahle hi shaadi hui hai..aur aap to jante hai gaav me nayi nayi bahu ko gahr se bahar niklane nahi diya jaat hai isliye...
mai-thik hai thik hai jaiye...koi dikkat hogi to bataiye ga...
ab sirf mai aur asha bache the...
mai-aur asha ji kaisa chal raha hai...
asha-bas kat raha hai jindagi..ek to ye noukari..upar se aur bhi kaam....
mai samajh gaya asha apne ghar ke kisi karan se pareshan hai kyonki ye noukari to bahut hi aram dayak hai...sala is noukari me asha ko kaam hi kya hai bas thoda bahut kaam hota hai baaki bas baithna hota hai...
mai bhi kuch nahi bola...kyonki mere dimag me fir se kal raat wala baat ghumne laga..aur mujhe dar lagne laga ki kahi ye sunita bdala lene ke liye koi aur kaam na kar de..usse pahle maafi mangni padegi....sala abhi abhi hi noukari join kiya hoon...kahi noukari se hi haath dhona na pad jaye...ek baar pahle maafi mang leta hoon ye baat sab settle karwa leta hoon...wasie bhi har kutte ka din aata hai..jis din mera din aayega us kutiya ko bataunga mai kitna bada kutta hoon...saali ne ek choot ke liye mujhe ghar se fekwa diya....wo bhi apni noukarani guard in sba ke saamne... sala manta hoon ijjat nahi hai mera..lekin beijjat bhi to nahi hota hoon...fir mai asha ko bola ki aap yahan ka sara kaam dekhiye mai aata hoon...2-3 gahnte kaa kuch important kaam hai....
asah-haa haa jaiye..sab log chale jaiye..mai to hoon hi yahan majdooron ki tarah kaam karne ke liye...
mai samajh gaya aaj ye frustration me hai..lekin sala mera sunita se milna bahut jaruri hai...nahi to kahi usne kuch galat kar diya mere gharwalo ke saath to mujhe lene ke dene pad jayenge...wasie bhi ek baar mai pahle bhi kuch aise hi situation me fasa tha jab mera bahut nuksaan hua tha..is baar nahi...aur mai apna bag liya...apna cycle liya aur teji se paddle marte hue chal pada...ab 12 bajte bajte tak pahuch gaya MLA sahiba ke bangle ke pass...
mujhe dekhte hi guard bola-saale tu fir aa gaya...bhag jaa yahan se nahi to gaand maar lunga...
mai-maar lena bhai...jitna maarna hai maar lena...pahle gate khol de...mujhe andar jana hai....
guard-nahi bilkul nahi...
mai man me bola-saale maa ki ch*t tumhari...mujhe hi kuch karna padega...aur fir mai uske gahr ke piche chala gaya...aur piche ki ek diwar se kood kar andar aa gaya...aur fir dheere dheere chup chup kar ghus gaya sunita ke ghar me....mujhe to pata tha hi sunita ka room koun sa hai..mai direct usi room ke pass gaya...
sunita abhi room me hi akeli baithi hui thi aur phone par kisi neta se baat kar rahi thi...mai intezar kiya aur aur jaise hi sunita phone kaati baat karke..mai doud kar gaya aur sunita ke pair pakad liye....
sunita mujhe dekhte hi chillayi-guardddddd guarrdddd ......
tabhi mai ekdum filmi style me acting suru kiya...pahel to ashoon se apna ankh bhar liya...
mai-madam humko maaf kar dijiye...humse bahut badi galti ho gayi...hum thehre gaav le chote se aadmi...aapke saamne meri kya aukaat ..kya bisaat...aap chahe to ek pal me humare poore khandan ko barbaad kar de...aap itne bade aadmi ..hum itne chote aapka humara kya mukabla....humko maaf kar dijiye madam...ye sab bol bol kar kal raat ki hi saari baat jo wo mujhe suna rahai thi mai unko chipka diya.....ab mano ya na mano lekin duniya ka har insaan apne tarif ka bhukha hota hai...tarif ho to khush to ho hijyega...bhale wo show kare ya na kare....yahi hua sunita devi ke saath bhi...uske chehre pe ek rob sa aa gaya jab mai bataya ki wo kitni power full hai...
mai man me socha-saali itna bhi powerfull nahi hai..jitna tu garv se chati fula li hai...kal raat yahi chati do budhe chuss rahe the aur tu randi bani hui thi...
fir mai apni acting jari rakha...
mai aur thoda sa ashoon baha ke bola-madam hum thehre anpadh gaav ke gavar...humko aapne itna ijjat diya maan samman diya...
mai man me socha-lund ijjat di saali itna beijjat to aajtak kisi na nahi kiya...
mai-aapne mujhe raja jaisa rakha to mai bhi galatfahmi me aa gaya khud ko raja samajh baitha...upar se aapne itna mahanga daaru pilaya...mai kya mere poore khandaan me kisi ne itna achha daru dekha bhi nahi hoga....isliye mai bahak gaya madam...humko maaf kar dijiye....
ye sab sunkar sunita aur bhi choudi hui jaa rahi thi....
mai dekha tir nisane pe lag raha hai..thoda sa iski khubsurati ka bhi badayi kar deta hoon...ab to maaf kar hi degi...kyonki ab wo chilla bhi nahi rahi thi guard goard bol kar aur mera baat sun sun kar bas choudi hui jaa rahi thi...
mai socha hole jitna chouda hona hai..ek baar mujhe mouka mil jaye..saali tere sarir ke upar niche aage piche saare ched choude kar dunga lund daal daal kar....
aur mai apna award vinning acting jaari rakha-mai rote hue bola mai kya karta madam mere saamne tin tin khubsurat pariyan ras lila kar rahi thi..usme bhi aapki khubsurati to itni jada hai ki mai bata nahi sakta..aap itni khubsurat ho..itni khubsurat ho jitn ato mai apne sapne me bhi nahi soch sakta hoon....ab mai nashe me bahak gaya madam...mai pagal ye sochne laga ki ye khubsurat pari meri ho sakti hai....aur mai bahak gaya madam...mai nashe me apni aukaat bhool gaya tha madam...humko maaf kar dijiye...humko maaf kar dijiye....ye bol bol kar sunita ke paav pakde raha...
sunita bhi akhir kaar boli-thik hai thik hai...mai tumko maaf karti hoon....lekin aage se dhhyaan rakhna...
mai-ji madam....
mai-mai ab jau madam...
sunita-thik hai jao....
uske baad mai us room se niklane laga to sunita awaz de kar boli-suno...
mai bhaag ke sunita ke pass gaya aur bola-ji madam boliye...
sunita-tum jhooth to nahi bol rahe na...mai sach me khubsurat lagti hoon ya chuna lgaa rahe ho..
mai-bilkul nahi madam..aap khud bhi nahi janti hongi aap kitni khubsurat hai...
sunita ye sunte hi khush ho gayi lekin usne dikhaya nahi..fir bhi pata to chal hi jata hai...aur mai bhi khush ho gaya ki is kutiya ka badobast to kar hi dunga..ab chalta hoon yahan se iise pahle ki mujhse koi galti ho jaye...
aur mai wahan se gaand utha ke bhaga...aur mai gate par pahucha...
main gate par guard mujhe andar dekhte hi mera collar pakd liya aur dhakke dekar bahar kar diya...
guard-tu andar kaise ghus gaya tha..abki baar aaya to chodunga nahi..ye bolkar wo mujhe fir se bahar kar diya...mai usko kuch nahi bola kyonki mera kaam to ho chuka tha..
mai udhar se apna cycle uthaya aur chal diya wapas..aate aate dopahat ke 2:30 baj gaye..fir school me aakar khana khaya..abhi asha aur razia bhi wahi the...
fir aaj to kuch hua nahi..na koi aaya na gaya..bas asha ne bola ki kuch mahilaye aayi thi to unko saving kit aur sanitary pad dekar aur baaki ki baate samjhakar bhej diya...
mai bhi ab khush hi tha ki chalo jo bhi hua achhha hi hua ba kam se kam sunita ka matter abhi ke liye nipat gaya hai...
ye sab soch kar mai ab thoda santust tha...khair shaam hua 4 bajte hi hum sab apna saman liye school band karke ghar ke liye nikal gaye..adhe ghante me hi mai ghar pahuch bhi gaya..aaj divya bhabhi badi khush najar aa rahi thi..aur baar baar kafi ada se dekh bhi rahi thi...maa se pata chala ki bhaiya didi ki shaadi ke baat ke liye gaye hue hai..aaj raat ko nahi loutenge...matlab saaf tha aaj raat bhabhi bina chude nahi manegi...lekin fir mujhe kamla kaaki bhi mil gayi jo bol rahi thi ki mai unke beti ki ilaz ke liye kal nahi aaya tha..mai unko bol diya...aaj bhar aram karne de..kal aaunga to poora ilaz kar dunga....mai ye isliye bola kyonki mujhe achhe se pata tha divya bhabhi bahut pyaasi hai aur agar mai unko khush nahi kiya to ghar ki ijjat khatre me aa sakti hai...isliye mai achhe se saam 4:30 se raat ke 9 baje tak soya aur sarir ko pura aram diya...
...ab raat me maa aayi khana khane ke liye bulane....
mai bhi gaya khane........
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aaplog agar koi sujhav dena chahe ..ya koi fantasy to de sakte hai..kahani me agar mouka milega to use bhi daal diya jayega......
Gajab Bhai jese kahani aage badh rahi hai excitement v or badh raha hai ab aage kya hoga.. aap kahani aise likh rahe ho jese lg raha h ki ye ekdam real hair faadu kahani hai aapki??Update 63
mai apna motri jhola sab bandh kar cycle se apne gaav ke liye nikal gaya tha ki raste me hi mere saamne ek indica gaadi aa kar ruka...aur gaadi se utri gita...
gita-mujhe pata chala aaj aapke camp me koi anban ho gayi thi...aap bataiye kisne aapko pareshaan kiya...hum abhi usse baat karte hai...arey humare rahte aapke saath koi kuch galat kar jaye aur hum chup baithe aisa nahi hone denge..
mai-arey gita ji wo sab bas thodi si galatfahmi thi..ab sab thik ho gaya hai..aap mere liye aayi yahi mere liye bahut hai...
gita-arey aati kaise nahi...hum to aapko aaj apne ghar le jane aaye the...lekin aaj aap lagta hai thoda pahle hi nikal gaye...hum to aapke gaav jaa rahe the raste me hi aap dikh gaye...chaliye chaliye...aapse dher saari baat karni hai humko...
mai socha chalta hoon lekin fir sunita wala baat yaad aaya..sala sunita bhi aise hi mujhe bulayi thi baad me beijjat karke mujhe bhaga diya tha...
gita-arey aise kya soch rahe hai...chaliye chaliye...aap chalenge tab hi to hume khushi hogi...aur wo mera haath pakad kar mujhe apne gaadi me baitha di...
mai-arey meri cycle...
gita-mera driver le aayega...
mai-to ye car koun chalayega...
gita-mai chalaungi....aur kya...ab aram se baithiye..
mai bhi chup chap baith gaya jab itna ijjat de rahi hai to pahle se hi galat sochna bhi sahi nahi hai..jaruri nahi kisi ek ne beijjat kiya to dusra bhi beijjat hi kare...upar se mujhe sunita se badla bhi to lena tha..uske liye gita perfect thi...jo mere kaam aa sakti thi...
isliye mai bhi chal diya..aur fir se hum wapas se padukki gaav aa gaye kyonki ye isi gaav ki thi...
gaav me bhi inka kaafi bada ghar tha..do mazial ghar..saamne bada sa angan...fir veramdah..aur fir andar room...
gaadi jaise hi gate par pahuchi ek aadmi ne gate khola aur hum andar aa gaye...andar fir gita mujhe le aayi jahan angan me hi 7-8 kursi gadde wali lagi hui thi aur bich me table tha..wahan pahle se hi do log baithe hue the...ek koi 70 saal ke honge to dusra 45-48 saal ka hoga...
mujhe dekhte hi wo aadmi aaya jo 45-48 saal ka tha..kafi tagad aadmi tha robdaar muche...
aadmi-aaiye doctor sahab...gita to aapki bahut tarif kar rahi thi..aapse milkar bahut achha laga...
mera naam ajad pratap hai..
mai-ji mujhe bhi milkar aapse achha laga..uske baad wo mujhe bhi chair par bitha diye...mai bhi wo budhe aadmi ko pranam kiya...
gita boli-ye mere sasur ji hai...pahle ye hi is gaav ke mukhiya the..fir mere pati bane..aur jab ye seat mahilao ke liye reserve ho gayi tab mai bani hoon...
uske baad ek ladka aaya aur hume chay pani de kar chala gaya...hum bhi aram se shaam ke smaamy chay ki chuskiya le rahe the..fir wo doodh ka chaass lekar aaya glass me..wo bhi piya...
uske baad gita ke sasur ji nadar apne room me chale gaye...
mai-ye kahan jaa rahe hai...
gita-ab inki umra ho gayi hai na..jada der baith nahi pate..jaa rahe hai room me let jayege...
fir azad ka bhi phone aa gaya to wo hume bole ki mai aata hoon kuch kaam aa gaya hai...
mai fir gita se pucha ye kahan jaa rahe hai...
gita-humara thekedaari ka kaam hai na ..aur kuch truck bhi hai to kaam dekhna padta hai..
wasie ye sab baat chodiye doctor sahab..aapka bahut bahut sukriya...
mai-kis liye...
gita-kisliye kya..aapke chalte mujhe mahila vibag ka ke post diya gaya hai..saath hi 5 lakh ka fund bhi....ye sab aapke hi idea se to hua hai...aur sunita mamdam ki kripa se...jis tarah aap bahut achhe hai waise hi sunita ji bhi bahut achhi hai...
mai man me socha saali sunita to ek number ki kamini randi hai...
gita-aaj aap rook jaiye..raat ka khana bhi ban raha hai..kha lijiyega..aur aram bhi kar lijiyega...bed bhi laga diya hai...koi dikkat nahi hogi...ab se ise bhi apne ghar jaisa hi samajhiye aate jaate rahiyega...
mai-arey ye to aapka badappan hai...
gita-arey nahi nahi doctor sahab...waise koi aur idea hai to wo bhi de dijiye...hum to waise bhi ab khali hi hai...
mai socha ab chaal chalna chahiye...jada intezar karke koi fayda to hai nahi...
mai-dekhiye aapki umar to abhi jada hai nahi..muskil se 35 -36 ki hongi..sochiye agar aap abhi se hi jankalyan ke liye kaam karengi to rajya me bada mantri bhi ban sakte hai...
gita-arey nahi nahi mai 35 ki nahi 45 ki ho gayi hoon...aur meri kahan itni aukaat...
mai-arey aap bas ye boliye aap chahte hai ya nahi..mere pass idea hai aap use kijiye...nahi bhi banenge to parshad to aap ban hi rahi hai..agar kuch ban gayi to samaj ka bhi bhala kar dijiyega..
mai-arey nahi nahi sunita ji MLA hai..unke khilaf mai kaise lad sakti hoon..
mai-aap sunita ji par bahut bharosa karti hai na...
gita-haan karti to hoon..unke kripa se hi to mujhe ye post mila hai..unhone hi sifaris kiya tha..
mai-bura mat maniyega lekin politics me itna bharosa sahi nahi hai... aap to mukhiya rah chuki hai.. jaanti hi hongi..mukhiya ban ne ke liye log apne sage bhai bahan maa baap tak ko dhokha de dete hai...
gita-wo to hai...lekin fir bhi sunita madam aisi nahi hai...
mai-dekhiye aapne mujhe itna ijjat diya pyaar diya to mera bhi farz banta hai ki mai aapko kuch batau...
gita-boliye...
mai-dekhiye do din pahle mujhe sunita madam ne apne ghar bulaya tha... aap ye baat is gaav ke ### aadmi se puch bhi sakte hai... kyonki whai meri cycle rakha tha.. jaise aaj aapke driver ne rakha hai.. aur fir usne mujhe bahut data bahut beijjat kiya sirf isliye kyonki maine aapki madad ki thi... itna hi nahi mujhe dara kar ek dawai ki bhi sifaris karwayi...
gita kuch sochte hue boli-haan haa aaj hi madam ne mujhse bhi sign liya tha... lekin wo dawa to gaav ki mahilao ke bhalai ke liye hai...
mai-aisa kuch nahi hai wo apne do partner ko khush karne ke liye aisa ki hai.. fir mai apne mobile se usko dharam laal aur karam laal ka photo dikha diya...
mai-aapke liye ek aur bhi chij hai jara sun to lijiye ek baar...lekin dil majboot karke suniyega...
fir mai wo audio chala diya jo maine nashe me record kiya tha.. poora audio nahi chalaya bas wo part jo mai alag karke rakh liya tha..mai chala diya...
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sunita-kya darling 40% se kya hoga usko 45% kar do naaaaaa......
karam laal-ab nahi jane mann...40% bahut hai...wo to mast jawani pe fida hokar de rahe hai....
sunita-achha agar jawani se hi doge to gita bhi bahut jawan hai....mera 45% kar do...use bhi tere niche leta dungi.....
karam laa-nahi darling...45 nahi 42% de paunga maxxxxxxx....
sunita-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh darling thikkkkkkkkkkkk haiiiiiiiiiii kosis karungiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
ye sunkar to gita ke ankh bade bade ho gaye...ye baat wo log tab kiye the jab mai nashe me tha..ye baat mujhe bhi baad me pata chala tha jab mai ye recording baad me suna tha...
gita to bahut gusse me aa chuki thi...
gita-maine sunita madam ko kya samjha aur wo kya nikli..saali ek number ki randi hai..aur mujhe bhi banana chahti hai..use to mai chodungi nahi..abhi phone karti hoon...
mai-bhool kar bhi ye galti mat kijiye..aaj ke date me wo MLA hai aur mahilao ki bahut badi supporter...unki aukaat aur pahuch dono aapse bahut upar hai...aur aapko to pata hi hai ye politics kitna ganda hai..aaj nahi to kal wo aapko jism faroshi ke liye majboor kar hi degi...
gita-chiii..kaisi aurat hai ye...ye hai mahilao ki leader...mai sirf paise me ghotala karti hoon lekin itni nahi giri hoon jitni ye gir gayi hai..upar se mujhe bhi apne jaisa banana chahti hai...badla to mai lungi usse ..usne mera souda kar diya wo bhi paiso ke liye...
mai-ek tarika hai jisse humlog unko us post se hata bhi sakte hai aur sabak bhi sikha sakte hai...
gita-kaise...
mai-dekhiye abhi aapko 5 lakh mile hai...usme se 2-3 lakh mahila kalyan me kharch kar dijiye...aur dheere dheere aapka naam failega...hum bhi jis gaav me jayege aapki badayi karenge..dheere dheere aapka kad badhega...aapka naam badhega..to aap apne aap MLA candidate ban ne ke layak ho jaogi..fir koi na koi party aapko ticket de hi degi...tab takj ke liye aap bas sunita se satark rahiye aur jada najdikiya mat badhaiye..
gita-baat sahi hai tumhari nahi to pata nahi kisi din mujhe kuch galat salat nasha pila kar kuch karwa de un budho se fir jindagi bhar mujhe blackmail bhi karegi...mai majboor randi ban kar rah jaungi..
mai-aap chinta mat kijiye bas satark rahiye..sab ho jayega..aap jarur MLA banegi..
gita-lekin ye sab ho payega tab na..ye sab to bas sapne hai...
mai-arey sapne hi hai lekin mehnat karengi to hakikat bhi ban sakta hai...chunav 8 mahine baad hai.. aapko kuch nahi karna hai bas is jile ke jitne gaav hai sabme ek chakkar maar aana hai.. mai aapko kuch list de dunga wo sab aapko in gaavo me batwa dena hai... aap apne aap MLA ban jayegi...
aapne kabhi socha hai is desh me aise kuch neta hai jo 20 saal -25 saal- 30 saal se kabhi bhi apne seat se nahi hare hai.. aisa nahi hai ki wo log bahut sarif hai.. unka bas ye hai ki wo dusro se jada imaandaar hai... mai aapko bhi ye nahi kahta ki aap bilkul sarif ban jaiye bas thoda thoda fund kharch karte rahiye wo bhi saalo bhar.. logon ko humesha lagna chahiye ki aap unke saath hai... aap unke saath rahe ya na rahe wo alag baat hai...
gita meri baat bade dhyan se sun rahi thi..akhir har kisi ka sapna hota hai tarakki karna... mai to use itne bade bade sapne dikha raha tha jo sayad hi kabhi sochti hogi...
gita-haan aur mai ek baar is sunita se badi ban gayi na tab ise bataungi ki mai kya chij hoon.. isne paison ke khatir mera souda kiya hai...
mai-to kya aap taiyar hai...
gita-haan mai to taiyar hoon lekin in sab me tumhe kya milega...
mai-do fayde hai mere..pahla aap jaise achhe log politics me aa jayenge aur mera bhi to badla poora hoga..usne mujhe ghar me bulakar beijjat kiya hai..daraya hai dhamkaya hai..sabka badla lunga...
gita-to aaj se hum dono partner...tum bano brain aur mai banugi body...tumhara dimag..mera paisa aur power....
mai-ji bilkul...uske baad gita ek baar fir se mera sukriya ki..aur fir raat me hum sab saath khaye...tab tak ajad bhi aa gaya tha...kahne ke baad aaj mai thode chain se soya..kyonki maine ek satranj ka khel banakar usme pahli chaal chal di thi...is satranj ka ek hi maksad tha aur wo tha sunita se badlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
idhar gita bhi raat me bahut gusse me thi...kyonki sunita ne uska souda karne ki kosis ki thi....gita ke charitra par chot kiya tha sunita ne...ab gita ka bhi yahi maksad tha sunita se badla....
ab is khel me mujhe ek do aur log chahiye to ye khel mai apne ishare par chala sakta hoon..aur is khel me mujhe kisi tarah mrs awasthi ko lana tha..kyonki wo padhi likhi aurat thi..aur MBBS bhi..saath hi is jile ki medical officer incharge..uske sign ke bina sunita to kya uska baap bhi koi dawa ki manjoori sarkaar se nahi kara sakta...jis tarah collector ke order ke bina MLA koi kaam nahi kara sakta usi tarah medical doctor ke manjoori ke bina koi us jile me naya dawa nahi batwa sakta hai..
mai man me bola-saali ne 40% ke liye dono budho se chudwaya..42% ke liye gita ki choot ki gurantee le li..ab dekh kaise mai free me uski choot aur gaand marunga.....ye sab sapne bunte hue mai so gaya..udhar gita bhi so gayi...
wahi sunita aaj bhi dono budho se raat bhar chudwane me mast thi...aur apna % badhane ki kosis kar rahi thi...