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Mst update BhaiUpdate-19
Raat ko hum sabhi hall me baithe huye the,Raghav bhaiya ko thaane me hi mama ke karze ke baare me pata chal gaya tha aur unhone ghar aate hi nani aur mami ko sab bata diya tha. Sab ke sab mama se sawaal kiye jaa rahe the ki aakhir unhone paise liye kyon the. Mujhe to sab kuch pata tha isliye mai chupchap side me khada tha.
Mami--aakhir kya zaroorat pad gayi thi aapko 10 lakh ki,itne paise aapne le liye aur kisi ko bataya bhi nahi. Kyon? Aur gaye kahan saare paise.
Nani--sach-2 bata Param,paiso ka kya kiya tune?
Mama kuch na bole,shayad vo sabko nahi batana chahte the par ab mujhse chup na baitha gaya aur mai bol pada.
Mai--inhone saare paise Anshika didi ki shaadi me laga diye.
Sab--kya?
Mai--haa,dukaan thap padi hui hai pata nahi kitne saalon se. Inke paas paise nahi the aur shaadi bhi karwani thi,isliye inhone Vinay se paise liye the dukaan girwi rakh ke. Dukaan 2 hafton me band karne ka bol raha tha Vinay,isliye mai aaj usse baat karne gaya tha aaj. Par wahan jaake sab kuch......
Mai aage kuch na bola aur chupchap fir se side me khada ho gaya.
Mama--tujhe kaise pata chala karze ke baare me.
Mai--us din Neeraj aaya tha aapse milne,us din maine aap dono ki baat sunli thi.
Mami--kyon ji,tumne bataya kyon nahi hume ye sab. Hum aapka pariwaar hain,musibat me pariwaar hi insaan ka sath deta hai. Par shayad aapne hume is layak samjha hi nahi.
Mama--mai kya karta Pushpa,tum jaanti ho na kya haalat hai humaari. Waise bhi badi mushkil se is ghar me log khush rehte hain,aap logon ko ye sab bata ke mai ghar ki bachi-kuchi khushiyan bhi nahi chheenana chahta tha. Samar ne sahi kaha,dukaan thap padi hai. Ginti ke log aate hain bas,usme badi mushkil se guzara hota hai. Mujhe to lagta hai ab dukaan band karni padegi.
Mai--dukaan band nahi hogi,na aaj na kabhi. Kam se kam mere zinda rehte to dukaan band nahi hogi,us dukaan ke baahar meri maa ka naam likha hai. Use kabhi band nahi hone dunga mai.
Mama--par kaise chalegi dukaan. Koi nahi aata hai dukaan pe,kaise hoga sab kuch.
Mai--vo aap mujh pe chhod do. Sab kuch mai dekh lunga,aap uski chinta mat karo.
Mera itna bolna tha ki mama mere paas aaye aur mujhe gale se laga liya. Fir hum sab logon ne saath me baith ke khana khaya aur uske baad sone chale gaye.
Agle din mai mama aur bhaiya ke sath market chala gaya,maine vo poora din market me ghoom ke nikal diya. Us poore din maine 1-1 dukaan ko ache se dekha aur ye jaanane ki koshish ki aakhir aisa kya karu ki customer aur aaye dukaan par. 1 baat aur maine notice ki aur vo ye thi ki ab sab mujhe pehchanane lage the,Neeraj ki thukai aur uske baad thaane me huye kaand ke baare me sab ko pata chal gaya tha. Kuch log to mujhse darte the lekin kuch meri izzat bhi karte the.
Raat me mama aur Raghav bhaiya ke saath ghar aa gaya aur maine unhe hall me bula liya taaki mai unhe sab kuch bata sakun jo maine plan kiya tha.
Mama--haa bhanje bol,kya socha hai tune?
Mai--dekho mama,aaj poora market ghoomne ke baad 1 baat saaf ho gayi hai ki market me zyadatar log ab sirf fast food khane aate hain,jaise noodles,samose,kachori, burger, pastries vagera-2. Mere hisaab se aapko bhi dukaan me ye sab banana shuru kar dena chahiye.
Mama--dekh samose,kachori vagera to mai bana lunga par ye noodles,pastry,burger vagera banana mujhe nahi aata.
Mai--koi baat nahi mama,un sab cheezon ki recipe mai internet se dekh lunga. Aapko aur bhaiya ko banana bhi sikha dunga mai mama aur 1 baat,abhi 1 cheez aisi bhi hai jo sheharon me famous hai par abhi tak yahan gaaon me nahi aayi hai.
Raghav--kya?
Mai--momos. Bhaiya aap aate ho Delhi to dekhte ho na ki kaisi bheed lagti hai momos ke thelo pe. Bhaiya yahan bhi agar hum logon ko momos khilaaye to acha profit milega hume.
Raghav--baat to teri sahi hai chhote par tu meri bhi to sun. Papa please bura mat maanana lekin mai jo baat bolne jaa raha hoon vo sach hai. Dukaan ki haalat ke baare me hum sab jaante hain,aadhe customers to dukaan ki haalat dekh ke andar nahi aate. Mujhe lagta hai hume dukaan ki marammat karwani chahiye,jo dikhta hai wahi bikta hai papa.
Mama--dekh Raghav,baat to teri sahi hai par paise kahan hai mere paas dukaan ki marammat ke liye. Aur bhaanje jo tu bol raha hai banane ke liye,un sab cheezon ke liye bhi to kharcha karna padega na. Bahot saare paison ki zaroorat pad jaayegi iske liye. Kahan se laayenge ye paisa.
Mai--baat fir se paise par hi aa gayi. Paisa kamane ke liye bhi paisa lagana padta hai,kya karein ab.
Mama--1 kaam karta hoon,ghar girwi rakh ke kisi se paise le leta hoon.
Mai--nahi mama,ye mat karo. Ghar ko mat lagao daav pe, aap chinta mat karo. Mujhe sochne ke liye thoda time chahiye par mai kuch na kuch jugaad kar lunga.
Hum log baat kar hi rahe the ki mami ne hume khana khane ki liye bola. Hum sab log khane ki table par baith gaye. Mami ne mere aage khana laga diya tha par mai khane ke bajaye abhi bhi soch me dooba hua tha ki paise kahan se aayenge itne saare.
Nani--Samar,tu khana kyon nahi kha raha?
Mai--huh....kha raha hoon nani.
Mami--kya soch raha hai tu jo khana bhi nahi kha raha hai?
Mami ne mujhse puch to liya par maine na unki taraf dekha aur na unhe koi jawab diya. Iska kaaran tha mami ki dhamki,mai mami se gussa nahi tha balki dara hua tha. Us din unhone serious hoke mujhe vo dhamki di thi jiski wajah se abhi bhi meri unse baat karne me ya unhe dekhne me bhi gaand fatt rahi thi. Jab maine mami ko koi jawab nahi diya to mami bhi gusse me aage badh gayi aur maine bhi chupchap khana kha liya. Raat ko thodi der maine Aanchal se baat kar li aur fir mai so gaya.
Agli subah mujhe Raghav bhaiya ne uthaya,vo kisi baat ko lekar jaldi me the jo unke chehre par dikh rahi thi.
Mai--kya hua bhaiya,badi jaldi me lag rahe ho.
Raghav--jaldi taiyar ho jaa chhote,aaj tere bhai ne scene bana liya hai.
Mai--na bhaiya,mujhe na fookna gaanja,pichli baar nashe me raah chalte logon ko chhed diya tha,ab dobara na karna chahta mai vo sab.
Raghav--abbe lodu,gaanje ki baat nahi kar raha hoon.
Mai--to fir?
Raghav--abbe uska jugaad hua hai.
Mai--kya baat kar rahe ho? Sachi
Raghav--abbe haan bhai,ab kya tujhe khoon se likh ke dun. Chal jaldi se uth aur taiyar ho jaa,pehle apne ko usi bade waale market chalna hai film dekhne aur uske baad fir programme banayenge.
Mai--par jaayenge kaise?
Raghav--maine mere dost se 1 gaadi maang li hai,usi me chalenge.
Mai fatafat fresh hua aur uske baad nahake taiyaar ho gaya. Nani ne mujhe nashta karne ko bola lekin choot milne ki khushi me aaj maine nashta karna cancel kar diya. Hum dono bhai fatafat gaaon ke baahar waali road pe pahoche jahan 1 Maruti 800 khadi thi. Raghav bhaiya gaadi me baith gaye aur turant unhone gaadi start ki.
Mai--kya bhaiya,aapko bhi ye 800 hi mili thi kya?
Raghav--abbe to yahan gaaon me mai tere liye Ferrari kahan se laaun. Ab jo mil raha hai usme khush reh.
Raghav bhaiya ne car start ki aur uske baad hum dono bhai nikal gaye us bade waale market ki taraf. Raaste me bhaiya ne 1 jagah gaadi rok di.
Mai--bhaiya,yahan gaadi kyon rok di.
Raghav--abbe bhai,ladkiyan yahi par milengi apne ko.
Mai--randiyan hai kya?
Raghav--abbe lodu,randiyan nahi hain. Abbe dekh 1 meri item hai Sheetal jiska maine tujhe bataya tha. Yaad aaya?
Mai--haan.
Raghav--uske sath uski dost aa rahi hai, vo tere liye hai. Use fasa liyo aur le liyo uski.
Itne me do ladkiyan humaari gaadi ke paas aa gayi aur jaise hi bhaiya ki nazar unpe padi to bhaiya ne piche ka darwaaza khol diya. Dono piche waali seat pe baith gayi.
Raghav--aur Sheetal kaisi hai?
Sheetal--mai theek hoon,ye kon hai tere sath?
Raghav--ye meri bua ka beta hai Samar. Chal ab apni dost se to milwa.
Sheetal--ye Meenu hai,meri sabse achi saheli. Chal ab jaldi kar Raghav,kahin picture chhoot na jaaye.
Raghav bhaiya ne turant gaadi start kari aur nikal liye theatre ki taraf. Raaste bhar Sheetal bak-2 karke kaan kha gayi humaare. Saali kitna bolti hai,wahi uski dost Meenu ne ab tak 1 shabd bhi nahi bola tha. Ab uska nature hi aisa tha ya vo aaj hi itna sharma rahi thi,ye mujhe na maaloom. Vaise dono ne hi aaj salwar kameez pehni hui thi aur dono hi bahot maal lag rahi thi. Thodi der me hum theatre pahoch gaye aur Raghav bhaiya ne jitni der me gaadi park ki,utne me mai ticket lene ke liye line me lag gaya. Pata nahi konsi jhaantu film dikhane laaye the Raghav bhaiya,saala hero ka naam bhi aaj maine pehli baar suna tha. Hum chaaron theatre me ghus gaye aur apni seat dhoondhne lage. Maine corner ki chaar seat ki ticket li thi,sabse baahar ki taraf Raghav bhaiya baith gaye,fir Sheetal,uske baad Meenu aur aakhir me mai. Abhi light band nahi hui thi aur Sheetal to Raghav bhaiya me ghusi hui thi,Meenu to ab bhi sharmaaye jaa rahi thi. Usne apni aankhen jhuka rakhi thi,beech-2 me vo chor nazron se mujhe dekhti aur jab mai use dekhta to vo apni nazrein jhuka leti. Maine socha thodi der isse baat hi kar leta hoon.
Mai--tum itna sharma kyon rahi ho?
Meenu--huhhh.....nahi-2,mai kahan sharma rahi hoon.
Mai--tumhari shakal poori tamatar ki tarah laal hui padi hai. Baat kya hai?
Meenu--kuch nahi,kuch bhi to nahi.
Uska itna kehna tha aur vo fir Sheetal se baaton me lag gayi. Thodi der me light band hui aur film start ho gayi,saala sach bolunga,jitna jhaantu film ka naam tha usse kayi jhaantu film ka hero tha aur usse bhi zyada jhaantu thi film ki story. Baithe-2 mera dimaag kharab ho gaya,saala pata nahi kyon aa gaya mai yahan theatre me. Isse badiya to 2.5 ghante market me ghoom leta aur uske baad inse mil leta. Thodi der me film me 1 kissing scene aa gaya. Mera dhyaan film par tha ki tabhi mujhe apne side se kuch aawazein aayi,jab maine us taraf dekha to paaya ki Raghav bhaiya aur Sheetal ek-dusre ke muh me ghuse huye the. Saale itne josh me dono ek dusre ke honth choos rahe the,aisa lag raha tha ki khaa hi jaayenge ek dusre ke honth. Fir mera dhyaan gaya Meenu ki taraf to vo bhi un dono ko dekh rahi thi. Un dono ki kissing dekh ke shayad Meenu garam ho rahi thi, uski saanse tez chal rahi thi. Maine thodi si himmat karke uske 1 hath par apna hath rakh diya. Uska shareera poora bhatti ki tarah garam ho rakha tha,apne hath par mera touch paate hi uske jism me kampkampi si daud gayi jo mujhe apne hath par saaf mehsoos hui. Usne sharam ke maare apna sar jhuka liya,mai thodi der uske hath ko sehlata raha aur fir maine uske chehre ko apni taraf ghuma liya. Vo to mere haath ki katputali bani hui thi,mujhe kuch karne se rok bhi nahi rahi thi. Maine apne dusre hath se uske gaal ko sehla diya to uski aankhen apne aap band ho gayi aur uske honth kaampne lage. Maine aage badh ke uske honthon ko apne honthon me le liya aur unhe choosne laga,us bechari ka shayad ye pehli baar tha jab kisine uske honthon ko choosa tha. Use kiss karni nahi aati thi,mai laga hua tha uske honth choosne me. Kabhi uske upar waale to kabhi uske neeche waale honth ko mai choosta. Thodi der maine uske honthon ko choosa aur fir usse alag ho gaya. Uski aankhen abhi bhi band thi aur uska jism kaamp raha tha. Usne apni aankhen kholi to mujhe uski aankhon me waasna ke gulaabi dore tairte huye dikhe,maine apne honth badhake uski gardan par rakh diye aur uski gardan ko choomne laga, mai kabhi uski gardan ko choomta, kabhi chaatata to kabhi-2 apne daant halke se gada deta. Maine apna 1 hath uski gardan par rakha hua tha aur dusre ko maine neeche le jaakar uski choochiyon ko pakad liya. Uski choochiyan ekdum thos thi jo is baat ka saboot thi ki aaj se pehle in choochiyon ko kisine nahi dabaya. Maine uski 1 choochi ko zor-2 se masalna shuru kar diya. Uske muh se 1 sisak nikal gayi.
Meenu--aaahhhhh siiiiiiiii ummmmmm aahhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmm
Maine kuch der uski gardan ko choosta raha aur fir maine dobara se uske honthon ko apne honthon me lekar choosna shuru kar diya. Vo bechari to kuch bhi nahi kar pa rahi thi,aisa lag raha tha jaise usne khud ko mujhe samarpit kar diya hai. Maine apna hath uski choochi se hata liya aur neeche le jaake uski salwar ke upar se hi uski choot pe rakh diya. Maine uski choot ko 1 baar dabaya to uske badan me fir se 1 kampkampi daudi. Maine uski choot ko aise hi masalna shuru kar diya. Meenu sisakna chahti thi par uski sisak mere muh me hi dabi reh jaa rahi thi.
Meenu--ummmmm ummmmm hmmmmm mmmmmmm
Maine uski choot ko zor se masalna shuru kar diya, dheere-2 mere hath ki raftaar badhti hi jaa rahi thi. Meenu mere ye waar zyada der tak na jhel paayi aur turant hi bhalbhalate huye jhad gayi. Usne apne honthon ko hatane ka prayaas kiya par maine uske sar ko peeche se pakad rakha tha jiski wajah se wo peeche nahi hat payi aur mere muh me hi uski sisaki dabi reh gayi.
Meenu--mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm
Meenu ka badan jhadte huye 1 ke baad 1 jhatke khaa raha tha,kuch hi der me uska jhadna band hua par mere hath uski choot par chalte rahe. Meri rukne ki bikul ichha nahi thi,Meenu ko jab laga ki mai nahi ruk raha to usne apne hath se mere hath ko pakad liya. Meenu ne pehli baar kuch kiya tha. Maine Meenu ke honthon ko chhoda aur uski aankhon me dekh ke 1 baar pucha "kya hua". Meenu ne meri baat ka koi jawaab nahi diya,vo to bas zor-2 se saanse le rahi thi. Maine fir se apna sar uski taraf badhaya taaki uske honthon ko fir se apni giraft me le sakun par Meenu ne meri chhaati par hath rakh ke mujhe rok diya. Meri to samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ise kya hua,fir usne mere hath apne jism se hataye aur Sheetal ke kaan me kuch kaha. Thodi der me dono uth ke baahar jaane lagi,jab Raghav bhaiya ne Sheetal se pucha ki kya hua to usne bola ki vo thodi der me waapis aa jayegi,fir vo dono theatre se baahar nikal gaye. Unke jaate hi Raghav bhaiya ne mujhe apne paas bulaya,main bhi unki bagal waali seat par jaake baith gaya.
Raghav--abbe aisa kya kar diya tune ki vo yahan se chali gayi?
Mai--maine kya kiya,vo to aap dono ko dekh ke garam ho rahi thi to maine socha uski aag ko thoda thanda kar dun.
Raghav--zara khul ke batayega ki tune kaise uski aag ko thanda kiya.
Mai--vo hua yun..(fir maine jo abhi Meenu ke sath kiya tha,vo sab Raghav bhaiya ko bata diya)
Raghav--satyanaash ho tera.
Mai--kya hua bhaiya?
Raghav--abbe, saale tujhe shehar aur gaaon me farak pata hai ya nahi. Shehar ki ladkiyan hoti hongi fast par gaaon ki ladkiyon ke sath aaram se khelna hota hai. Tu itna utawala kyon ho jata hai. Maine kaha tha use fasa liyo to pehle thodi batchit kar leta usse fir kar leta khel. Tujhe kya lagta hai Sheetal mera lund lene ko turant maan gayi thi. Kitne paapad bele the uske liye tab jaake kuch hua tha.
Mai--to ab kya karein?
Raghav--gaand maraale...
Raghav bhaiya ka itna bolna tha ki unka phone baj utha. Sheetal ka call tha,Raghav bhaiya ne call uthayi aur Sheetal se baat karne lage. Fir thodi der baat karke unhone call kaat di.
Mai--kya hua bhaiya?
Raghav--vo bol rahi hai ki Meenu ka mann nahi ab film dekhne ka. Isliye apne ko yahan se chalna padega. Tu gaand mara le bhosdike,tere chakkar me mera jugaad bhi chud gaya.
Raghav bhaiya ne mujhe thodi der aur gaaliyan baki aur uske baad hum dono bahar nikal gaye. Wahin bahar hume Sheetal aur Meenu mil gaye. Sheetal bhi thoda naaraz lag rahi thi aur Meenu bhi mujhse nazar nahi mila rahi thi.
Mai(mann me)--chud gayi dhanno behanchod. Ab ghanta na mil rahi choot,hatt behanchod. Saala meri kismat hi jhaantu hai.
Awesome update..??Update-19
Raat ko hum sabhi hall me baithe huye the,Raghav bhaiya ko thaane me hi mama ke karze ke baare me pata chal gaya tha aur unhone ghar aate hi nani aur mami ko sab bata diya tha. Sab ke sab mama se sawaal kiye jaa rahe the ki aakhir unhone paise liye kyon the. Mujhe to sab kuch pata tha isliye mai chupchap side me khada tha.
Mami--aakhir kya zaroorat pad gayi thi aapko 10 lakh ki,itne paise aapne le liye aur kisi ko bataya bhi nahi. Kyon? Aur gaye kahan saare paise.
Nani--sach-2 bata Param,paiso ka kya kiya tune?
Mama kuch na bole,shayad vo sabko nahi batana chahte the par ab mujhse chup na baitha gaya aur mai bol pada.
Mai--inhone saare paise Anshika didi ki shaadi me laga diye.
Sab--kya?
Mai--haa,dukaan thap padi hui hai pata nahi kitne saalon se. Inke paas paise nahi the aur shaadi bhi karwani thi,isliye inhone Vinay se paise liye the dukaan girwi rakh ke. Dukaan 2 hafton me band karne ka bol raha tha Vinay,isliye mai aaj usse baat karne gaya tha aaj. Par wahan jaake sab kuch......
Mai aage kuch na bola aur chupchap fir se side me khada ho gaya.
Mama--tujhe kaise pata chala karze ke baare me.
Mai--us din Neeraj aaya tha aapse milne,us din maine aap dono ki baat sunli thi.
Mami--kyon ji,tumne bataya kyon nahi hume ye sab. Hum aapka pariwaar hain,musibat me pariwaar hi insaan ka sath deta hai. Par shayad aapne hume is layak samjha hi nahi.
Mama--mai kya karta Pushpa,tum jaanti ho na kya haalat hai humaari. Waise bhi badi mushkil se is ghar me log khush rehte hain,aap logon ko ye sab bata ke mai ghar ki bachi-kuchi khushiyan bhi nahi chheenana chahta tha. Samar ne sahi kaha,dukaan thap padi hai. Ginti ke log aate hain bas,usme badi mushkil se guzara hota hai. Mujhe to lagta hai ab dukaan band karni padegi.
Mai--dukaan band nahi hogi,na aaj na kabhi. Kam se kam mere zinda rehte to dukaan band nahi hogi,us dukaan ke baahar meri maa ka naam likha hai. Use kabhi band nahi hone dunga mai.
Mama--par kaise chalegi dukaan. Koi nahi aata hai dukaan pe,kaise hoga sab kuch.
Mai--vo aap mujh pe chhod do. Sab kuch mai dekh lunga,aap uski chinta mat karo.
Mera itna bolna tha ki mama mere paas aaye aur mujhe gale se laga liya. Fir hum sab logon ne saath me baith ke khana khaya aur uske baad sone chale gaye.
Agle din mai mama aur bhaiya ke sath market chala gaya,maine vo poora din market me ghoom ke nikal diya. Us poore din maine 1-1 dukaan ko ache se dekha aur ye jaanane ki koshish ki aakhir aisa kya karu ki customer aur aaye dukaan par. 1 baat aur maine notice ki aur vo ye thi ki ab sab mujhe pehchanane lage the,Neeraj ki thukai aur uske baad thaane me huye kaand ke baare me sab ko pata chal gaya tha. Kuch log to mujhse darte the lekin kuch meri izzat bhi karte the.
Raat me mama aur Raghav bhaiya ke saath ghar aa gaya aur maine unhe hall me bula liya taaki mai unhe sab kuch bata sakun jo maine plan kiya tha.
Mama--haa bhanje bol,kya socha hai tune?
Mai--dekho mama,aaj poora market ghoomne ke baad 1 baat saaf ho gayi hai ki market me zyadatar log ab sirf fast food khane aate hain,jaise noodles,samose,kachori, burger, pastries vagera-2. Mere hisaab se aapko bhi dukaan me ye sab banana shuru kar dena chahiye.
Mama--dekh samose,kachori vagera to mai bana lunga par ye noodles,pastry,burger vagera banana mujhe nahi aata.
Mai--koi baat nahi mama,un sab cheezon ki recipe mai internet se dekh lunga. Aapko aur bhaiya ko banana bhi sikha dunga mai mama aur 1 baat,abhi 1 cheez aisi bhi hai jo sheharon me famous hai par abhi tak yahan gaaon me nahi aayi hai.
Raghav--kya?
Mai--momos. Bhaiya aap aate ho Delhi to dekhte ho na ki kaisi bheed lagti hai momos ke thelo pe. Bhaiya yahan bhi agar hum logon ko momos khilaaye to acha profit milega hume.
Raghav--baat to teri sahi hai chhote par tu meri bhi to sun. Papa please bura mat maanana lekin mai jo baat bolne jaa raha hoon vo sach hai. Dukaan ki haalat ke baare me hum sab jaante hain,aadhe customers to dukaan ki haalat dekh ke andar nahi aate. Mujhe lagta hai hume dukaan ki marammat karwani chahiye,jo dikhta hai wahi bikta hai papa.
Mama--dekh Raghav,baat to teri sahi hai par paise kahan hai mere paas dukaan ki marammat ke liye. Aur bhaanje jo tu bol raha hai banane ke liye,un sab cheezon ke liye bhi to kharcha karna padega na. Bahot saare paison ki zaroorat pad jaayegi iske liye. Kahan se laayenge ye paisa.
Mai--baat fir se paise par hi aa gayi. Paisa kamane ke liye bhi paisa lagana padta hai,kya karein ab.
Mama--1 kaam karta hoon,ghar girwi rakh ke kisi se paise le leta hoon.
Mai--nahi mama,ye mat karo. Ghar ko mat lagao daav pe, aap chinta mat karo. Mujhe sochne ke liye thoda time chahiye par mai kuch na kuch jugaad kar lunga.
Hum log baat kar hi rahe the ki mami ne hume khana khane ki liye bola. Hum sab log khane ki table par baith gaye. Mami ne mere aage khana laga diya tha par mai khane ke bajaye abhi bhi soch me dooba hua tha ki paise kahan se aayenge itne saare.
Nani--Samar,tu khana kyon nahi kha raha?
Mai--huh....kha raha hoon nani.
Mami--kya soch raha hai tu jo khana bhi nahi kha raha hai?
Mami ne mujhse puch to liya par maine na unki taraf dekha aur na unhe koi jawab diya. Iska kaaran tha mami ki dhamki,mai mami se gussa nahi tha balki dara hua tha. Us din unhone serious hoke mujhe vo dhamki di thi jiski wajah se abhi bhi meri unse baat karne me ya unhe dekhne me bhi gaand fatt rahi thi. Jab maine mami ko koi jawab nahi diya to mami bhi gusse me aage badh gayi aur maine bhi chupchap khana kha liya. Raat ko thodi der maine Aanchal se baat kar li aur fir mai so gaya.
Agli subah mujhe Raghav bhaiya ne uthaya,vo kisi baat ko lekar jaldi me the jo unke chehre par dikh rahi thi.
Mai--kya hua bhaiya,badi jaldi me lag rahe ho.
Raghav--jaldi taiyar ho jaa chhote,aaj tere bhai ne scene bana liya hai.
Mai--na bhaiya,mujhe na fookna gaanja,pichli baar nashe me raah chalte logon ko chhed diya tha,ab dobara na karna chahta mai vo sab.
Raghav--abbe lodu,gaanje ki baat nahi kar raha hoon.
Mai--to fir?
Raghav--abbe uska jugaad hua hai.
Mai--kya baat kar rahe ho? Sachi
Raghav--abbe haan bhai,ab kya tujhe khoon se likh ke dun. Chal jaldi se uth aur taiyar ho jaa,pehle apne ko usi bade waale market chalna hai film dekhne aur uske baad fir programme banayenge.
Mai--par jaayenge kaise?
Raghav--maine mere dost se 1 gaadi maang li hai,usi me chalenge.
Mai fatafat fresh hua aur uske baad nahake taiyaar ho gaya. Nani ne mujhe nashta karne ko bola lekin choot milne ki khushi me aaj maine nashta karna cancel kar diya. Hum dono bhai fatafat gaaon ke baahar waali road pe pahoche jahan 1 Maruti 800 khadi thi. Raghav bhaiya gaadi me baith gaye aur turant unhone gaadi start ki.
Mai--kya bhaiya,aapko bhi ye 800 hi mili thi kya?
Raghav--abbe to yahan gaaon me mai tere liye Ferrari kahan se laaun. Ab jo mil raha hai usme khush reh.
Raghav bhaiya ne car start ki aur uske baad hum dono bhai nikal gaye us bade waale market ki taraf. Raaste me bhaiya ne 1 jagah gaadi rok di.
Mai--bhaiya,yahan gaadi kyon rok di.
Raghav--abbe bhai,ladkiyan yahi par milengi apne ko.
Mai--randiyan hai kya?
Raghav--abbe lodu,randiyan nahi hain. Abbe dekh 1 meri item hai Sheetal jiska maine tujhe bataya tha. Yaad aaya?
Mai--haan.
Raghav--uske sath uski dost aa rahi hai, vo tere liye hai. Use fasa liyo aur le liyo uski.
Itne me do ladkiyan humaari gaadi ke paas aa gayi aur jaise hi bhaiya ki nazar unpe padi to bhaiya ne piche ka darwaaza khol diya. Dono piche waali seat pe baith gayi.
Raghav--aur Sheetal kaisi hai?
Sheetal--mai theek hoon,ye kon hai tere sath?
Raghav--ye meri bua ka beta hai Samar. Chal ab apni dost se to milwa.
Sheetal--ye Meenu hai,meri sabse achi saheli. Chal ab jaldi kar Raghav,kahin picture chhoot na jaaye.
Raghav bhaiya ne turant gaadi start kari aur nikal liye theatre ki taraf. Raaste bhar Sheetal bak-2 karke kaan kha gayi humaare. Saali kitna bolti hai,wahi uski dost Meenu ne ab tak 1 shabd bhi nahi bola tha. Ab uska nature hi aisa tha ya vo aaj hi itna sharma rahi thi,ye mujhe na maaloom. Vaise dono ne hi aaj salwar kameez pehni hui thi aur dono hi bahot maal lag rahi thi. Thodi der me hum theatre pahoch gaye aur Raghav bhaiya ne jitni der me gaadi park ki,utne me mai ticket lene ke liye line me lag gaya. Pata nahi konsi jhaantu film dikhane laaye the Raghav bhaiya,saala hero ka naam bhi aaj maine pehli baar suna tha. Hum chaaron theatre me ghus gaye aur apni seat dhoondhne lage. Maine corner ki chaar seat ki ticket li thi,sabse baahar ki taraf Raghav bhaiya baith gaye,fir Sheetal,uske baad Meenu aur aakhir me mai. Abhi light band nahi hui thi aur Sheetal to Raghav bhaiya me ghusi hui thi,Meenu to ab bhi sharmaaye jaa rahi thi. Usne apni aankhen jhuka rakhi thi,beech-2 me vo chor nazron se mujhe dekhti aur jab mai use dekhta to vo apni nazrein jhuka leti. Maine socha thodi der isse baat hi kar leta hoon.
Mai--tum itna sharma kyon rahi ho?
Meenu--huhhh.....nahi-2,mai kahan sharma rahi hoon.
Mai--tumhari shakal poori tamatar ki tarah laal hui padi hai. Baat kya hai?
Meenu--kuch nahi,kuch bhi to nahi.
Uska itna kehna tha aur vo fir Sheetal se baaton me lag gayi. Thodi der me light band hui aur film start ho gayi,saala sach bolunga,jitna jhaantu film ka naam tha usse kayi jhaantu film ka hero tha aur usse bhi zyada jhaantu thi film ki story. Baithe-2 mera dimaag kharab ho gaya,saala pata nahi kyon aa gaya mai yahan theatre me. Isse badiya to 2.5 ghante market me ghoom leta aur uske baad inse mil leta. Thodi der me film me 1 kissing scene aa gaya. Mera dhyaan film par tha ki tabhi mujhe apne side se kuch aawazein aayi,jab maine us taraf dekha to paaya ki Raghav bhaiya aur Sheetal ek-dusre ke muh me ghuse huye the. Saale itne josh me dono ek dusre ke honth choos rahe the,aisa lag raha tha ki khaa hi jaayenge ek dusre ke honth. Fir mera dhyaan gaya Meenu ki taraf to vo bhi un dono ko dekh rahi thi. Un dono ki kissing dekh ke shayad Meenu garam ho rahi thi, uski saanse tez chal rahi thi. Maine thodi si himmat karke uske 1 hath par apna hath rakh diya. Uska shareera poora bhatti ki tarah garam ho rakha tha,apne hath par mera touch paate hi uske jism me kampkampi si daud gayi jo mujhe apne hath par saaf mehsoos hui. Usne sharam ke maare apna sar jhuka liya,mai thodi der uske hath ko sehlata raha aur fir maine uske chehre ko apni taraf ghuma liya. Vo to mere haath ki katputali bani hui thi,mujhe kuch karne se rok bhi nahi rahi thi. Maine apne dusre hath se uske gaal ko sehla diya to uski aankhen apne aap band ho gayi aur uske honth kaampne lage. Maine aage badh ke uske honthon ko apne honthon me le liya aur unhe choosne laga,us bechari ka shayad ye pehli baar tha jab kisine uske honthon ko choosa tha. Use kiss karni nahi aati thi,mai laga hua tha uske honth choosne me. Kabhi uske upar waale to kabhi uske neeche waale honth ko mai choosta. Thodi der maine uske honthon ko choosa aur fir usse alag ho gaya. Uski aankhen abhi bhi band thi aur uska jism kaamp raha tha. Usne apni aankhen kholi to mujhe uski aankhon me waasna ke gulaabi dore tairte huye dikhe,maine apne honth badhake uski gardan par rakh diye aur uski gardan ko choomne laga, mai kabhi uski gardan ko choomta, kabhi chaatata to kabhi-2 apne daant halke se gada deta. Maine apna 1 hath uski gardan par rakha hua tha aur dusre ko maine neeche le jaakar uski choochiyon ko pakad liya. Uski choochiyan ekdum thos thi jo is baat ka saboot thi ki aaj se pehle in choochiyon ko kisine nahi dabaya. Maine uski 1 choochi ko zor-2 se masalna shuru kar diya. Uske muh se 1 sisak nikal gayi.
Meenu--aaahhhhh siiiiiiiii ummmmmm aahhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmm
Maine kuch der uski gardan ko choosta raha aur fir maine dobara se uske honthon ko apne honthon me lekar choosna shuru kar diya. Vo bechari to kuch bhi nahi kar pa rahi thi,aisa lag raha tha jaise usne khud ko mujhe samarpit kar diya hai. Maine apna hath uski choochi se hata liya aur neeche le jaake uski salwar ke upar se hi uski choot pe rakh diya. Maine uski choot ko 1 baar dabaya to uske badan me fir se 1 kampkampi daudi. Maine uski choot ko aise hi masalna shuru kar diya. Meenu sisakna chahti thi par uski sisak mere muh me hi dabi reh jaa rahi thi.
Meenu--ummmmm ummmmm hmmmmm mmmmmmm
Maine uski choot ko zor se masalna shuru kar diya, dheere-2 mere hath ki raftaar badhti hi jaa rahi thi. Meenu mere ye waar zyada der tak na jhel paayi aur turant hi bhalbhalate huye jhad gayi. Usne apne honthon ko hatane ka prayaas kiya par maine uske sar ko peeche se pakad rakha tha jiski wajah se wo peeche nahi hat payi aur mere muh me hi uski sisaki dabi reh gayi.
Meenu--mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm
Meenu ka badan jhadte huye 1 ke baad 1 jhatke khaa raha tha,kuch hi der me uska jhadna band hua par mere hath uski choot par chalte rahe. Meri rukne ki bikul ichha nahi thi,Meenu ko jab laga ki mai nahi ruk raha to usne apne hath se mere hath ko pakad liya. Meenu ne pehli baar kuch kiya tha. Maine Meenu ke honthon ko chhoda aur uski aankhon me dekh ke 1 baar pucha "kya hua". Meenu ne meri baat ka koi jawaab nahi diya,vo to bas zor-2 se saanse le rahi thi. Maine fir se apna sar uski taraf badhaya taaki uske honthon ko fir se apni giraft me le sakun par Meenu ne meri chhaati par hath rakh ke mujhe rok diya. Meri to samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ise kya hua,fir usne mere hath apne jism se hataye aur Sheetal ke kaan me kuch kaha. Thodi der me dono uth ke baahar jaane lagi,jab Raghav bhaiya ne Sheetal se pucha ki kya hua to usne bola ki vo thodi der me waapis aa jayegi,fir vo dono theatre se baahar nikal gaye. Unke jaate hi Raghav bhaiya ne mujhe apne paas bulaya,main bhi unki bagal waali seat par jaake baith gaya.
Raghav--abbe aisa kya kar diya tune ki vo yahan se chali gayi?
Mai--maine kya kiya,vo to aap dono ko dekh ke garam ho rahi thi to maine socha uski aag ko thoda thanda kar dun.
Raghav--zara khul ke batayega ki tune kaise uski aag ko thanda kiya.
Mai--vo hua yun..(fir maine jo abhi Meenu ke sath kiya tha,vo sab Raghav bhaiya ko bata diya)
Raghav--satyanaash ho tera.
Mai--kya hua bhaiya?
Raghav--abbe, saale tujhe shehar aur gaaon me farak pata hai ya nahi. Shehar ki ladkiyan hoti hongi fast par gaaon ki ladkiyon ke sath aaram se khelna hota hai. Tu itna utawala kyon ho jata hai. Maine kaha tha use fasa liyo to pehle thodi batchit kar leta usse fir kar leta khel. Tujhe kya lagta hai Sheetal mera lund lene ko turant maan gayi thi. Kitne paapad bele the uske liye tab jaake kuch hua tha.
Mai--to ab kya karein?
Raghav--gaand maraale...
Raghav bhaiya ka itna bolna tha ki unka phone baj utha. Sheetal ka call tha,Raghav bhaiya ne call uthayi aur Sheetal se baat karne lage. Fir thodi der baat karke unhone call kaat di.
Mai--kya hua bhaiya?
Raghav--vo bol rahi hai ki Meenu ka mann nahi ab film dekhne ka. Isliye apne ko yahan se chalna padega. Tu gaand mara le bhosdike,tere chakkar me mera jugaad bhi chud gaya.
Raghav bhaiya ne mujhe thodi der aur gaaliyan baki aur uske baad hum dono bahar nikal gaye. Wahin bahar hume Sheetal aur Meenu mil gaye. Sheetal bhi thoda naaraz lag rahi thi aur Meenu bhi mujhse nazar nahi mila rahi thi.
Mai(mann me)--chud gayi dhanno behanchod. Ab ghanta na mil rahi choot,hatt behanchod. Saala meri kismat hi jhaantu hai.









Jbardust update Bhai mja aagya
bhai maja aa gaya. ye dusare ke jaise nahi hai ki aurat hai toh use nahi marana chahiye wagera wagera. aurat buri hi toh use bhi aise hi marana chahiye?
Nice n fantastic update
Excellent update bhai
Bahut khoob
Shandar update..bro
Waiting
Kasam se maja aa gya. Gazab.
Accha kaam kiya, ladki ko insaaf bhi mil gaya, BC jail bhi ho gayi aur mama ki dukaan bhi bach gayi, eagerly waiting for next update
Samar ki maa nirmala ji ke naam par dukaan hai toh acche se renovation karva ke chalu karo, but abhi mujhe ye nanihaal me thoda locha lagta hai ye log jitne acchhe dikhte hain shayad utne acchhe hain nahi!
Superb update
Marne me jald bazi kar diya par baadme sambhal bhi liya warna lamba andar jata hero
Waiting for today update bhai
Waiting
Kya hua Bhai koi jawab to do aaj aayega ya nhi
Waiting...
Update Posted guysWaiting
Thanx bro for the wonderful commentMst update Bhai
Thanx for the wonderful comment broAwesome update..??
Thanx bro for the wonderful commentHaha superb update