Update-47
Sameer--bata de bhai important topics kuch.
Mai--teri maa ki choot, saale maine kaha tha na ki jab mai padh raha hoon to mujhe call mat kariyo.
Sameer--abbe laude, itne din se to tu padh hi raha hai. Ab aur kitna padhega, is baar top hi maarega kya.
Mai--abbe gaandu, tu kya lega mera peecha chhodne ka?
Sameer--important topics bata de.
Mai--5 minute ruk, mai tujhe whatsapp karta hoon important topics.
Mai kal ke exam ke liye padhaai kar raha tha jab mujhe Sameer ki call aayi, saala 1 to waise bhi maine kuch dhang se nahi padha tha aur oopar se vo important topics puch ke mera time waste kar raha tha. Bhosdiwaale, haftebhar to padhte nahi hain aur aakhiri waqt me topics puch-2 ke dimaag ki maa-behan karte hain. Varun ne to apna phone hi switch off kar rakha tha isliye Sameer mujhe call kar raha tha topics puchne ke liye. Khair maine use fatafat kuch important topics bheje aur fir se padhaai me lag gaya. Kal mera science ka exam tha, mai itne din se taiyaari kar raha tha par mere saath yahi dikkat thi ki mujhe cheezein late me samajh aati thi. Har 1 topic ko samajhne ke liye mujhe use kam se kam 3-4 baar padhna padta tha. Raat ke 11 baj chuke the aur maine abhi tak sirf 60% syllabus hi cover kiya tha, waise to mere jaise student ke liye 60% subject cover karna bhi bahot maayene rakhta hai par maine papa ko waada kiya tha ki is baar mai kam se kam 75% marks leke aaunga. Ab jitna maine padha tha usse ghanta mere 75% marks nahi aane waale the isliye meri aur bhi fatt rahi thi. Mai thodi der aur padhta raha aur jab mere dimaag ne jawaab dena shuru kar diya to maine sona hi behtar samjha. Bhale hi mere saare topics cover nahi huye the lekin fir bhi mere paas 1 plan tha aur uske successful hone ke chances ache khaase the. Sone se pehle aapko exam ke baare me bata deta hoon, humaara school CBSE school tha aur ye us samay ki baat hai jab 10th me board hataake CCE laaya gaya tha. Iske according half-yealy me aadha syllabus aata tha aur final me bacha hua aadha syllabus. Mere half-yearly exam kal se the, kul milaake 5 subject the aur har roz 1 subject ka exam tha. Har 1 paper 80 marks ka tha aur uski duration thi 3 ghante.
Agli subah meri neend 7 baje khuli to mai fatafat bathroom me ghus gaya, mai naha-dhokar taiyaar hua aur fatafat hall me aa gaya nashta karne ke liye. Wahaan par papa bhi baithe huye nashta kar rahe the, jaise hi unhone mujhe dekha to mujhse bol pade.
Papa--padh liya sab kuch?
Mai--haa padh liya hai, ikka-dukka kuch chhoot gaya hai par vo topics zyada maayene nahi rakhte.
Papa--vo to tere number hi bataayenge beta ki tune kitna padha hai.
Uske baad papa thoda bahot gyaan chodte rahe, maine fatafat nashta kiya aur apne room me aa gaya. Thodi der me chachi bhi room me aa gayi.
Chachi--dhang se karna paper, jo question aate ho pehle wahi attempt karna. Theek hai?
Mai--theek hai chachi, chalo mai chalta hoon.
Jaane se pehle chachi ne mere honthon par 1 good luck kiss diya, kiss milte hi mai bahot khush hua aur turant muskurata hua school ke liye nikal gaya. Jab mai school ke gate pe pahocha to dekha ki wahaan bahot bheed lagi hui thi, shaayad school waalon ne gate par hi seating plan laga diya tha to sabhi bache wahi dekhne me busy the. Pehle maine socha ki mai bhi apna seating plan dekhta hoon par fir bheed dekh ke maine thodi der intezaar karne ki sochi. Mai wahaan khada tha ki tabhi mere dost mere paas aa gaye.
Sameer--abbe yahaan kyon khada hai?
Mai--abbe seating plan to dekh loon.
Sameer--maine dekh liya hai, apne ko 11-C me baithna hai. Tu, mai aur Varun us class me baithe huye hain.
Mai--aur baaki ye dono?
Sameer--inka yahi jaane, maine to sirf itna dekha ki tu mere aage baitha hua hai.
Mai--chalo fir chalte hain class me.
Hum sab class ki taraf jaane lage, raaste me Amir, Bhaanu aur Sameer to randirona ro rahe the ki unhone kuch nahi padha, Varun to ekdum cool hoke ghoom raha tha. Mujhe pata tha ki usne sabkuch padh liya hai aur abhi uska dimaag relax mode me hai.
Maine socha ki exam se pehle 1 baar Aanchal se mil leta hoon to mai Amir aur Bhaanu ke saath unki class me chala gaya, jaise hi mai class me pahocha to Aanchal mujhe sabse aage waali desk par baithi hui dikh gayi. Mai uske paas gaya to paya ki vo abhi bhi copy kholkar usme se notes padh rahi thi.
Mai--bas kar, ab kitna padhegi.
Meri aawaz sunte hi Aanchal ka dhyaan kitaabon se meri taraf aaya, mai uske bagal me jaake baith gaya.
Aanchal--tu yahaan kya kar raha hai? Tu to dusri class me baitha hai na.
Mai--to kya hua, abhi time hai to maine socha tujhse mil leta hoon. Kya pata exam se pehle 1 baar tera chehra dekh loon to exam acha chala jaaye.
Aanchal--acha ji, vaise padhai ki hai ya aise hi mooh uthaake aa gaya.
Mai--kya matlab mooh uthaake aa gaya, raat me 11 baje tak padhai kari hai maine. Mujhe bhi 10th pass karni hai is baar.
Aanchal--hmmm...mere saath rehte-2 sudhar gaya hai tu.
Mai--ab tere saath rehna hai to khud ko thoda to badalna hi hoga na. Aur bata, sab padh liya hoga tune to?
Aanchal--haa, abhi revise kar rahi hoon. Subah se 3 baar revision kar chuki hoon lekin fir bhi lag raha hai ki kuch chhoot raha hai.
Mai--3 baar revision kar liya......arre itna mat padh varna dimaag me gyaan nahi sirf stress aayega. Thoda chill kar, tu easily top kar legi yaar.
Hum dono thodi der baatein karte rahe aur uske baad mai use "all the best" bolke apni class me aa gaya, wahaan mai apni bench par baith gaya. Mai humaari row me 2nd last bench par baitha hua tha aur mere peeche Sameer baitha hua tha. Ab waqt tha mere plan ko execute karne ka to maine Varun ko apne paas bula liya.
Mai--sun Varun, dekh shuruwaat me 10 minute lagenge question paper padhne me. Uske baad tu meri taraf dekhna, jo-2 question mujhe nahi aate honge mai tujhe uska question number bata doonga apni palke jhapkaake.
Varun--kaise?
Mai--dekh maan le ki mujhe teesra aur saatva question nahi aata hoga to mai teri taraf dekh ke pehle 3 baar palke jhapkaaunga aur uske baad table par apni ungali se halka sa tap karunga aur fir mai 7 baar palke jhapkaaunga aur fir tap karunga. Meri palko ko dhyaan se dekhiyo, ginane me aasani hogi.
Varun--abbe bhai, ungaliyon se ishaara karke bata diyo.
Mai--maa ki choot ungaliyon ki, tu meri baat dhyaan se sun. Jab mai tujhe question number bata dunga to tu unhe apne question paper par mark kar liyo aur jab bhi tu vo question solve karne baithe to usse pehle 1 baar khaas diyo, baaki mai dekh loonga.
Varun--lekin kaise?
Mai--chinta mat kar, vo mera jugaad hai.
Mera plan saaf tha, jis waqt Varun question karne baithega to 1 baar karne se pehle apne dimaag me zaroor sochega aur mai usi waqt apni power istemaal karke uske dimaag se answer padh loonga. Ab aap soch rahe honge ki mai apni power ko poore 3 ghante kyon istemaal nahi kar raha to please jaake update-3 me meri powers ke loopholes padho. Aap samajh jaaoge ki mai lagaatar apni power kyon istemaal nahi kar raha hoon, mera ye tareeka aasan tha. Zyada se zyada mujhe 2-3 minute lagenge Varun ke dimaag se answer padhne me aur uske baad mai us answer ko apne shabdo me bana ke likh sakta hoon. Isse meri powers ko thoda break bhi mil jaayega aur mere dimaag par bhi zyada zor nahi padega.
Kuch der mai Varun se baat karta raha aur fir maine use uski bench pe bhej diya, mere peeche Sameer baitha tha jo mere bharose paper dene aaya tha.
Mai--Sameer bro, dekh mai apni answer sheet ko thoda side kar dunga taaki tujhe meri sheet aaram se dikh jaaye. Meri 2 baatein dhyaan se sun le- pehla, please ho sake to sirf answer padhiyo aur baad me unhe apne shabdo me banake likhne ki koshish kariyo. Agar teacher ne hum dono ki copy check kari aur word to word same answer dekhe to ho sakta hai ki humaari gaand mar jaaye. Dusri baat, agar tu apne shabdo me answer na likh paaye aur tujhe copy hi karna hai to plese jab meri copy me jhaankega to gardan mat hilaana, sirf apni nazrein hilaana. Agar baar-2 gardan hilaayega to teacher ko shaq ho jaayega aur fir hum dono ki gaand maregi, samajh gaya na?
Sameer--bhai tu chinta mat kar, teacher ko ghanta nahi pata chalne doonga ki mai teri sheet se copy kar raha hoon.
Thodi der baad 1 teacher apne haath me question paper aur answer sheet liye huye aa gayi, usne time par sabko question paper aur answer sheet baant di. 10 minute tak mai question paper padhta raha aur fir maine Varun ki taraf dekha, vo bhi meri taraf dekh raha tha to maine use ishaara karke bata diya ki mujhe kon-2 se question nahi aate. Usne vo apne question paper me mark kar liye, 5 minute baad ghanti baj gayi to sabhi ne apni sheets me answer likhne shuru kar diye. Mai bhi sabse pehle wahi question kar raha tha jo mujhe aate the, beech-2 me Varun khaas deta to mai uski taraf dekhta. Uske baad apni powers se mai question number aur answer pata kar leta aur fir apni copy me chhaapne lagta. Peeche se Sameer bhi dana-dan copy kiye jaa raha tha, beech me 1 baar us teacher ne Varun se uske khaasne ka kaaran pucha to Varun ne ye bol diya ki vo baarish me bheeg gaya tha aur use sardi ho gayi. Jab 3 ghante khatam huye to maine 1 baar hisaab lagaaya ki mere kitne marks aa jaayenge, pata chala ki maine 70 marks ka paper attempt kar diya tha. Paper khatam hone ke baad mai apne dosto ke saath ghar ki taraf nikal gaya, Arun aur Bhaanu to ro rahe the ki unke laude lagne waale hain wahin mai, Varun aur Sameer to bahot khush the.
Agla paper maths ka tha to mujhe usme cheating karne ki zaroorat nahi padi kyonki maths to maine poora padh liya tha. Maths ka paper to mera bahot acha gaya aur maine 76 marks ka paper attempt kiya tha. Uske baad waale paper English aur Social Science ka tha to usme mujhe Varun ki help ki zaroorat padi, us paper me bhi maine Science ke paper ki tarah trick lagaayi aur aaram se 70 above marks ka paper attempt kar liya. Ab bas 1 paper reh gaya tha aur vo tha hindi ka, mai to bahot khush tha ki is baar sabhi papers ache jaa rahe the. Sabhi papers me mere atleast 75% marks to aane hi waale the, is baar papa mujhse bahot khush hote. Mere saath-2 Sameer ka bhi bhala ho raha tha, vo saala to cheating karne me itna maahir tha ki poora time meri copy me jhaankta rehta tha aur teacher ko shaq bhi nahi hone deta tha.
Aakhiri paper waale din mai jaldi-2 taiyaar hua aur nashta karne ke baad school ke liye nikal gaya, baahar roz ki tarah mujhe mere dost mil gaye to mai unke saath sabse pehle Aanchal se milne gaya aur usse baat karne ke baad mai apni class me aa gaya. Mai apni bench par baitha hua tha ki tabhi Varun mere paas aa gaya.
Varun--Sam bro, tere se 1 baat puchni thi.
Mai--puch bhai, jo mann kare vo puch.
Varun--1 baat bata, mai sirf khaas deta hoon. Uske baad tu answer kaise copy karta hai, mai to tujhe sheet bhi nahi dikhaata.
Mai--bro, vo mera secret hai. Sabhi ko apni tricks bata doonga to fir mere paas kya special reh jaayega.
Varun--ae bhai, bata na please. Bata na bhai, kya bhaaw khaa raha hai bhosdike, bata na.
Mai jab tak usse kuch bolta ki tabhi 1 aawaz poore room me goonj uthi, vo aawaz teacher ki thi jiski aaj duty thi. Mai to aawaz sunke hi pehchaan gaya tha ki kiski duty lagi hui hai, maine 1 baar teacher ki taraf dekha to shocked reh gaya. Saamne koi aur nahi balki Neetu khadi thi.
Mai(mann me)--behanchod, aaj iski duty lagi hai.
Neetu apni seat par baith gayi aur usne sheets aur question paper table par rakh diye, vo thodi der intezaar karti rahi aur fir usne sabko answer sheet baant di. Jab vo answer sheet baant rahi thi to usne 1 baar mujhe dekha aur fir mere peeche baithe huye Sameer ki taraf dekha, maine bhi 1 baar uski taraf dekha aur fir sochne laga ki kya hi ukhaad legi mera yeh. Mujhe meri powers use karne se thodi na rok sakti hai yeh, mai chupchaap baitha raha ki tabhi Neetu bol padi.
Neetu--Samar, tum utho apni jagah se.
Mai--lekin kyon mam, maine kya kiya?
Neetu--mujhe pata hai ki ye Sameer aur tum cheating zaroor karoge, isliye apni seat se utho aur us waali row me sabse last seat par baith jaao.
Usne mujhe ishaara karke bataaya to maine us taraf dekha, jis row me Varun baitha hua tha us row me last ki 4-5 benches khaali thi. Maine apni sheet uthaai aur us seat par jaake baith gaya, jaane se pehle maine 1 baar Sameer ki taraf dekha to uske chehre par tension nahi thi. Mai samajh gaya ki aaj vo padhke aaya hai aur use meri help ki aaj zaroorat nahi hai. Thodi der baad Neetu ne question paper baant diye, maine question paper padha aur 10 minute ke baad maine Varun ki taraf dekha, jaise hi vo meri taraf dekhne ke liye peeche muda tabhi Neetu uske paas pahoch gayi.
Neetu--kya hua Varun, uski taraf kyon dekh rahe ho?
Varun--vo mam.......
Neetu--itna easy paper hai aur usme bhi tumhe uski help chahiye. Vaise bhi usse help maang ke faayeda nahi hai, use khud kuch nahi aata.
Neetu ki baat khatam hote hi Varun aage dekhne laga, Neetu mere paas aayi aur mujhe andar ki taraf khisakne ko bola. Mai andar ki taraf khiska to Neetu mere bagal me baith gayi.
Mai--aap yahaan baithogi?
Neetu--kyon, tumhe koi dikkat hai kya?
Mai--nahi mam, mujhe kya dikkat hogi.
Meri aaj ki planning fail ho chuki thi to maine socha ki maa chudaaye cheating, jitna aata hai utna kar leta hoon. Waise bhi pichle papers me jitna kiya hai, usse mere 75% number to aaram se ban jaayenge. Maine vo questions attempt karne shuru kar diye jo mujhe aate the, Neetu mere bagal me baithi hui thi. Mere bagal me baithe-2 vo sab pe nazar rakh paa rahi thi, jo bhi use halki si bhi baatcheet karte dikhta to vo turant usse daant deti. Mai to apna paper karne me magan tha ki tabhi Neetu ne kuch aisa kiya jisse mera dhyaan uski taraf chala gaya. Uska dupatta halka sa fisal gaya to Neetu ne use theek karne ke liye jaise hi lehraaya to uska dupatta mere chehre par aa gaya aur fisalta hua mere chehre se hat gaya. Maine uski taraf dekha to Neetu bhi meri taraf dekh rahi thi, achanak se meri nazar uski chhati par chali gayi aur jo maine dekha usse mai shocked ho gaya. Asal me Neetu aaj 1 white color ki deep neck kurti pehan ke aayi thi, dupatta bhi uska gardan par chadha hua tha jiski wajah se mujhe uski choochiyon ki jhalak dikh gayi. Mai uski choochiyon ko taad raha tha ki tabhi Neetu ne mere chehre ke saamne chutki bajaayi.
Neetu--hello, paper karo apna. Idhar-udhar kya dekh rahe ho.
Maine uski baat suni to mai fir se apna paper karne laga, lekin aankhon ko to khoobsurat cheez dikh gayi thi. Vo to ab baar-2 Neetu ki choochiyon ki jhalak dekhne ke liye betaab hui jaa rahi thi, mera dimaag bhi mujhse cheekh-2 ke keh raha tha ki 1 baar Neetu ki choochiyan dekh le, uske baad likh liyo paper. Maine apne dimaag par kaaboo paane ki koshish ki par vo meri baat maan hi nahi raha tha to maine uski ichha poori karne ke liye 1 baar chor nazaron se Neetu ki choochiyon ko dekha aur fir to meri nazarein us nazaare se hatne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi. Mai baar-2 apne paper par focus karne ki koshish karta par fir mai dimaag ke haathon majboor hokar Neetu ki choochiyon ko taadne lagta. Ye sab karte huye mujhe kareeb 45 minute ho gaye the aur itni der me maine 2 question ke answer bhi nahi kiye the.
Mai(mann me)--kya kar raha hai Samar, iski choochiyan hi dekhta rahega to paper me fail ho jaayega. Bhosdike abhi nibandh aur patra bhi likhna hai, gaand marr jaayegi beta. Paper par concentrate kar le.
Maine fir se apne paper par concentrate kiya aur dobaara answers likhne laga, kareeb 20 minute baad jab maine nibandh likh liya to mera dhyaan pata nahi kaise waapis Neetu pe chala gaya. Maine Neetu ki taraf dekha to vo apne mobile me kuch dekh rahi thi, us waqt pata nahi kyon meri ichha ho gayi ye pata karne ki Neetu apne mobile me kya dekh rahi hai. Maine uske mobile me jhaakne ki koshish ki par usne phone ko aise pakda hua tha ki mai usme kuch bhi nahi dekh paa raha tha, uske aisa karne se meri jaanane ki utsukta aur badhti jaa rahi thi. Maine socha ki iska dimaag padhta hoon aur pata karta hoon ki aakhir ye kya dekh rahi hai. Maine apni powers activate ki aur uske dimaag ko padhna shuru kiya to mai dang reh gaya, Neetu is waqt 1 sex story padh rahi thi. Thodi der me story apne charam par pahochne lagi to maine dekha ki Neetu ke haath uske pet par the aur vo apne pet ko sehla rahi thi. Uski saanse bhi tez ho gayi thi jiski wajah se uski badi-2 choochiyan oopar-neeche ho rahi thi, mai samajh gaya ki Neetu uttejit ho rahi hai aur apne jism ko sehla kar vo apni uttejna ko aur badha rahi hai. Uski harkatein dekh ke mera lund khada hone laga, kuch hi der me mera lund meri pant me akda hua tha. Mai use seedha karna chahta tha par mujhe darr lag raha tha ki kahin Neetu mujhe ye karte huye dekh na le. Kuch der baad Neetu ke haath uski jaangh par chale gaye aur vo apni jaangho ko sehlaane lagi, vo kabhi apni jaangho ko sehlaati to kabhi unhe pakad ke masal deti. Pehle to uske haath uske ghutne ke paas the lekin dheere-2 uske haath uski jaangho ki jadon ki taraf badhne lage. Vo story padhte huye apne pati ke saath chudai ke baare me soch rahi thi, uski soch me uska pati uski choot chaat raha tha aur uski jaangho ko pakad ke masal raha tha. Neetu ke haath kuch der me uski jaangho ki jadon par pahoch gaye aur vo unhe masalne lagi, uske haath uski choot ke bahot paas the. Jab bhi vo apni jaangho ko masalti to uski choot me sankuchan hota, mera to paper par dhyaan hi nahi tha. Mai kabhi uske haathon ko dekhta jo uski jaangho ko masal rahe the to kabhi tez saanse lene ke kaarna oopar-neeche hoti hui choochiyon ko dekhta. Kuch hi der me story ki female character apne charamotkarsh par pahoch gayi, yahaan Neetu ka bhi bura haal tha. Use ghanta farak nahi pad raha tha ki mai uske bagal me baitha hua uski harkatein dekh raha hoon, vo kuch der apne jism ke saath khelti rahi ki tabhi class me 1 dusri teacher aa gayi. Invigilation duty pe aaye teachers ko aadhe ghante ka break milta tha, us aadhe ghante me dusre teacher aake uski jagah duty karte the. Shaayad Neetu ka break time ho gaya tha aur vo teacher uski jagah aayi thi, Neetu ne jaise hi us teacher ko dekha to usne apni haalat theek ki aur fir 1 baar meri taraf dekha. Mai to abhi bhi uske jism ko taade jaa raha tha.
Neetu--paper kar lo apna, na class me dhyaan dete ho aur na hi paper me.
Uski baat sunte hi mai hosh me aaya aur fir apne paper ki taraf dekhne laga, Neetu us teacher ke paas chali gayi aur thodi der usse baat karne ke baad class se baahar chali gayi. Maine 1 baar ghadi me dekha to meri gaand fattne ko ho gayi, 2 ghante beet chuke the aur ab mere paas sirf 1 ghanta tha. Beete huye 2 ghanto me maine 25% paper bhi nahi kiya tha, maine apna pen uthaaya aur fir se answer likhne laga. Thodi der to dimaag me answer aate rahe lekin fir kuch der baad answer ki jagah Neetu ke jism ne le li, mere dimaag me fir se wo pal ghoomne lage jab Neetu apne jism ke saath chhedkhaani kar rahi thi. Mera lund jo kuch der pehle badi mushkil se baitha tha, vo fir se meri pant me tambu banake khada ho gaya. Kuch der to mai koshish karta raha ki paper pe focus karun lekin jab nahi kar paaya to mai us teacher ke paas gaya aur usse washroom jaane ki permission leke class se nikal gaya. Jaise hi washroom me pahocha to mai 1 toilet me ghus gaya aur darwaaza band karke maine apni pant kholi aur apne lund ko baahar nikaal ke use hilaane laga, lund hilaate huye mai Neetu ke jism ko yaad kar raha tha. Lagbhag 15 minute lund hilaane ke baad mere lund ne ras ki pichkaari chhod di, jab jhadna band hua to maine fatafat lund ko pant ke andar kiya aur haath dhoke waapis class me aa gaya. Mai fatafat apni bench par aaya aur answer likhne laga, ab mere paas sirf 35 minute bache the aur is 35 minute me mujhe apna maximum effort dena tha. 5-6 minute baad Neetu class me waapis aa gayi, is baar saali apni chair par hi baithi rahi.
Mai(mann me)--saali, pehle hi baith jaati wahaan. Iske chakkar me poore paper ki maa chud gayi.
Maine apna dhyaan waapis paper par lagaaya aur dhadadhad likhne laga, aadhe ghante baad time khatam hone ki bell baji to Neetu sabke paper ikatthe karne lagi. Mai abhi bhi 1 answer likh raha tha, jab Neetu mere paas aayi to maine usse guhaar lagaayi.
Mai--mam bas 1 minute de dijiye, ye answer complete kar loon.
Neetu--chuchaap se sheet do apni, tum koi minister ho kya jo mai tumhe 1 minute extra doon.
Ye bolte huye Neetu ne meri sheet chheen li aur fir wahaan se chali gayi, mai to gusse se Neetu ko dekh raha tha.
Mai(mann me)--iski maa ko chodu, saali ke chakkar me aate huye paper ki bhi maa chud gayi. Saala sirf 40 number ka hi paper hua hai, saala aurat ka chakkar bahot bekaar hai babu bhaiya....bahot bekaar hai.
Mai wahaan se uthke class se baahar nikal gaya, baahar mujhe mere dost bhi mil gaye to mai unke saath ghar ke liye nikal gaya. Raastebhar mai Neetu ko gaaliyan bakta raha, jahaan mere sabhi dost khush the ki paper khatam ho gaye the to wahin mai dukhi tha kyoki aaj ke paper ke laude lag gaye the. Jab mai ghar pahocha to sabhi ne mujhse pucha ki paper kaisa gaya to maine un sabko jhooth bol diya ki paper sahi gaya hai.
Uske baad saturday aur sunday humaari chhutti thi to mai 1 din apne doston ke saath aur 1 din Aanchal ke saath ghoomne chala gaya. Vo 2 din ke enjoyment ke baad kahin jaake mai hindi ke paper ke sadme ko bhula paaya tha. Monday ko jab mai school gaya to pata chala ki sabhi teachers ne sheets check kar di thi aur aaj sabhi teachers answer sheet dikhaane waale the. Sabhi students ki gaand fatte me thi, sabse zyada fatte me kisi ki thi to vo the Aanchal aur Varun. Unke darrne ka kaaran mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha, vo dono jaante the ki wahi dono top karenge lekin fir bhi pata nahi kis baat ka darr tha unke dimaag me.
Aaj lunch se pehle english, maths, science aur social science ki class thi, hindi ki class lunch ke baad thi. Lunch se pehle 1-1 karke sabhi tachers class me aate rahe aur hume humaari sheets dete rahe. Mere saath to chaaron subject me 1 cheez common hui aur vo ye thi ki jab bhi mai teacher ke paas apni sheet lene jaata to vo mere number dekh ke shocked ho jaate. Mere chaaron subjects me 65 above the aur maths me to maine gaand hi maar li thi, maths me mere 75 aaye the. Kisi ne bhi ye expect nahi kiya tha ki mere itne ache marks aayenge, sabhi mujhse puchte the ki maine kisse cheating kari to mai unhe ignore maarke apni sheet leke apni bench par waapis aa jata tha. Lunch ke baad waali class Neetu ki thi aur mujhe usi subject ka darr tha, mujhe to darr lag raha tha ki kahin Neetu mujhe usme fail hi na kar de. Thodi der baad Neetu class me aayi aur 1-1 karke students ko apne paas bulaake unki sheet unhe dene lagi. Jab meri baari aayi to mai uske paas chala gaya, usne 1 baar mujhe dekha aur fir meri sheet ko.
Neetu--Samar, 1 baat kehni padegi ki mai tumse kaafi impress hui hoon. Jo maine tumhaare baare me socha tha, tum uspe khare utare ho. Tumhe mile hain....
Bolte-2 Neetu chup ho gayi, mai uski taraf gusse me dekhne laga. Saali suspense to aise bana rahi thi jaise maine top hi maar diya ho, behanchod mujhe bhi pata tha ki saali taane maar rahi thi.
Neetu--30 marks.
Jaise hi Neetu ne mujhe mere marks bataaye to mai khush ho gaya, bhale hi number ache nahi aaye the lekin kam se kam mai fail hone se to bach gaya tha. Maine usse sheet le li aur apni seat par waapis aa gaya, maine 1 baar apne total marks ka hisaab lagaaya to maine paaya ki bhale hi meri hindi me gaand mari thi lekin fir bhi baaki subjects ke ache marks ki wajah se mere 75% ban gaye the. Maine apne sabhi doston se unke total marks puche to pata chala ki Aanchal aur Varun ne top kiya tha, Sameer ke lagbhag 70% ban gaye the. Amir aur Bhaanu ke to mushkil se 50% bane the, vo dono ko lekin fir bhi ghanta farak nahi pad raha tha. Sabhi teachers ne hum se kaha tha ki hume apni sheet apne parents se sign karaake agle din laani thi. Uske baad school me kuch zyada khaas nahi hua.
Shaam ko jab papa ghar aaye to maine unhe apni sheet dikhaayi, hindi ki sheet ko maine sabse neeche rakha hua tha.
Papa--waah bhai, badhiya number aaye hain tere is baar. Lagta hai is baar tere farre chal gaye.
Mai--papa apni mehnat se laaya hoon mai ye number.
1-1 karke papa sabhi subjects ke number dekhne lage, papa ne jab hindi ke number dekhe to unki aankho me gussa utar aaya, unhone 1 baar mujhe ghoor ke dekha.
Papa--kya hai be ye? Itne kam number, vo bhi hindi me. Abbe hindi me kya dikkat aa gayi tujhe.
Ab mai papa ko kya hi bataata ki mere hindi me itne kam number kyon aaye hain, in numbers se to mai khud apne aap par gussa tha. Agar us din Neetu ko taadne ke bajaaye maine apne paper par dhyaan de diya hota to aaj ye durgati na hoti meri.
Papa--bata bhai, kya ho gaya tha tujhe?
Mai--papa, vo is baar thoda paper hard aa gaya tha....
Papa--abbe to hindi me kya dikkat aa gayi tujhe, abbe hindi to tu roz bolta hai. Kya bhai, padhne ki ichha nahi hai to bata de mujhe. Paisa nahi lagaaunga mai tujh pe.
Mai--par papa, baaki sab me to aaye hai na mere ache marks.
Papa--1 kaam karta hoon, mai teri daaye haath ki 1 ungali kaat deta hoon.
Mai--kyon?
Papa--arre, tu darr kyon raha hai. 1 ungali kat jaayegi to baaki 4 to bach jaayengi na.
Mai unki baat samajh gaya, mai apna sar jhukaake khada ho gaya. Mujhe apne aap par gussa aa raha tha, mere paas 1 mauka tha papa ko apne aap par garv mehsoos karwaane ka lekin vo bhi maine apne haath se jaane diya.
Papa--padh le bhai, kuch na rakha aawaragardi me.
Uske baad papa ne meri answer sheets me sign kiya aur fir mai apni sheets leke apne kamre me aa gaya. Kamre me aane ke baad 1 baat mere dimaag me ghoomne lagi.
Mai(mann me)--pata nahi kab aayega vo din jab papa ko mujh pe garv mehsoos hoga, jab vo mujhe laayak beta samjhenge. Lagta hai meri raah abhi bahot lambi hai, abhi mujhe aur mehnat karni padegi. Jab zyada koshish karunga tabhi papa ko khush kar paaunga.
