Update 108
Subha apne time se utha main aur jogging k liye nikal gya phir wapis aa kr fresh ho k nashta kiya nashta kr k bethe to
Main : aunty main reema ko sth ley jana chahta hon
Shakila : beta tumhari marzi jaise main to waise b tumhari qarz dar hon khadim ko mahf kr diya warna yeh b un k sth mar gya hota
Ammi : tum fikar na kro reema b ab se meri beti hai ok
Main : reema tiyari kr lo
Reema : wo to main ne subha uth k hi kr li thi
Farzana : dekha kitni jaldi hai is ko sth jane ki
Sb hansne lage to wo sharma gai
Main : acha aap sb apni tiyari rakhna main noreen aunty ko ley k aata hon phir yahan se niklte huwe sehrish aunty k ghar jain gye un ko sth ley len gy
Ammi : ary abhi na ja un ko bol dey tiyar ho jain aik bar hi niklte hain pehle noreen aur phir sehrish ko pick kr len gye
Main : han yeh b theek hai
Itne main mera phone bjne laga main ne number dekha to.. yar lag gai ab to.. main ne call atyend ki
Main : hello irfan kaise ho
Irfan : good morning sir main theek hon
Main : acha tiyari ho gai shadi ki
Irfan : sir tiyari to ho gai pta nahi kaise sundas aur sunbal ko pta chal gya aap murree se wapis aa gye ho itne din ho gye lekin aap ne un se rabta b nahi kiya
Main : kya yar un ko kaise pta chla
Irfan : wo mini aur nimi aap k gain aain thin na aap k abu k nikah pey to wapis ja k school main unon ne sunbal ko bta diya
Main : yar yeh dono b na koi bat in k pait main rehti hi nahi hai acha dekh aaj hum yahan se nikal rehe hain raat ko ponch jain gye kal main khud un k ghar ja k milta hon ok
Irfan : ok sir
Main : aur baqi kaise hain hina log aur samar
Irfan : sb theek hain sir aur han oper bat kr lena aap k liye msg hai
Main : yar marwa diya chal koi nahi ok bye
Main ne call cutt ki itne main aik call aai main ne attend ki
Main : hello
Ch. Khalil : kashif sahb main chaudhery khalil bol raha hon aap apna account check kr len amount transfer ho chuki hai
Main : g main check kr k btata hon
Main ne aik call mila di
Pari : hello bhaiya
Main : hi kaisi ho
Pari : aap se naraz hon aap aye mile b nahi aur kahen aur b chale gye aur to aur mini nimi ko gaon bulaya mujhe nahi
Main : kal tiyar rehna kahen jana hai mere sath chalo gi ok ab khush
Pari : bohat khush
Main : acha pari aik kaam kro main ne abhi aap ko aik account no send kiya hai zara check kr k btao kya is main 40 crore rupees add huwe hain k nahi
Pari : abhi btati hon aap wait kro
Main kuch der wait krta raha
Pari : hello bhaiya han ho gye hain kisi chaudhery khalil k account se
Main : good work mera bacha love you abhi busy hon aa k milta hon ok
Pari : ok love you too bye
Main ne call cutt ki
Farzana : aaj pari ki kaise yad aa gayi
Main : aap sb ko sirf aik kaam hai mujh pey nazar rakhna mujh se payar krna lekin mujhe bohat se kaam hain sb ko time dena
Ammi : han bhei waqhi himmat hai tumhari tumhen pata chal jata hai kise kiss waqt bat krni hai nahi to naraz ho jaye gi
Main.: ab aap hi dekh lo un mini nimi ka kaam gaon se wapis ja k sunbal ko bol diya k main murree se aa gya hon ab wo dono bahen alag munh bna k beth gai waise ammi ja k tiyari kr lo sundas ki shadi hai irfan k sth
Ammi : waise btaya nahi kon hain yeh
Main : ary main b na wo irfan to mere sth kaam krta hai aur sundas naam ki ladki se usye payar ho gya aur shadi kr rehe hain sundas ki bahen sunbal pari aur mini nimi k sth padhti hai
Ammi : oh to yeh bat hai chalo theek hai
Phir main ne ch. Khalil ko bta diya k aap paper ley jao aur registry aap ko 15 din bahd mil jaye gi kuch der main un ka bhai aur beta aa k paper ley gye hum b tiyar huwe sb aur niklne lagye
Main : ab aap log kuch din yehi raho main ne chaudhery se bat kr li hai aur zeenat aunty wale ghar ko dekh lo jo kam krwana hai krwa lo aunty main ne khadim k account main paise dale hain wahan se nikal k kaam krwao ghar ka aur alag se wahan jo un ki zameen hai janwaron k liye dera bna lena aur sanam abhi aap k pas hai jaldi is ki shadi krwa don ga
Shakila : itne ahsan kaise juta pain gye
Main khadim ki traf dekh kr
Main : bs kabhi namak harami nahi krna
Khadim : hath jod kr mahf kr do ghalti ho gai
Main : yeh lo kuch cash kaam aye ga acha hum chalte hain
Phir sb aik dusre se mily sanam mere gale lag k rone lagi wo jsisi b thi shaid us ka b dil lag gya tha shakila aunty b mere gale lagi reema apni maa aur bahen se gale lag k mili khadim ne reema k sar pey hath rakha to reema ne apne abu ko gale laga liya phir
Reema : abu aap mujh se jhijhak kyun rehe hain aap ne kuch ghalat nahi kiya sharminda na hon ok chalti hon
Khadim k dil ka bojh b halka ho gya phir sb se alvida ley kr main ne gadi start ki ammi peeche beth gai agye main ne hareem ko betha liya ammi, gudiya aur reema peeche beth gai us k peeche b teen logon ki jaga thi pehle hum noreen aunty k ghar gye wo tiyar thin main utra un se mila un k 2 bag the main ne peeche rakhe wo aa k ammi k sth beth gai gudiya aur reema peeche chali gai main ne gadi agye badha di
Ammi : kaisi ho noreen
Noreen : hath jodd kr mujhe mahf kr do rukhsana mere kiye ki saza mujhe mil gai
Ammi ne noreen aunty ko gale laga liya wo rone lagi ammi un ko chup krwane lagi
Ammi : chup ho ja ghalti insan hi se hoti hai lekin ghalti ka ahsas ho jaye aur mahfi mang lo to sb theek b ho jata hai ab chup ho ja
Lekin aunty thi k chup hi nahi ho rehi thi jb wo chup nahi hoi to ammi ne un ko pakda aur apne hont un aunty k honton pey rakh diye kuch der ammi aunty ko kiss krti rehi jis se aunty shock ho k chup ho gai peeche bethi gudiya muskra rahi thi lekin reema ka munh khula huwa tha ammi alag hoi to aunty sharma gai
Ammi : bola tha chup ho ja per nahi
Reema : gudiya yeh kya tha
Farzana : dekh ley teri saas kitni advance hai
Reema : uff pta nahi agye kya kya dekhne ko mile ga
Noreen : aap boht shararti ho aisa b koi krta hai
Ammi : waise kaisa laga
Noreen : acha tha first time kisi lady k sth
Main : main b yehi hon
Ammi : tere munh main kyun pani aa raha hai
Main : yeh ziyadity hai aap ne apna munh meetha kr liya mera socha b nahi
Ammi : tu ghar chal tera krwati hon
Noreen : koi nahi main krwa doon gi
Farzan : aunty g aap rehne do hum hain na
Itne main hum sehrish aunty k ghar ponche wo b maa beti tiyar thin shumaila b shaid roti rehi hai us ki aankhon se lag raha tha lekin mujhe dekh k khush ho gai phir main un se mila aur un ka saman b rakha gadi main shumaila peeche beth gai gudiya aur reema k sth aur sehrish aunty beth gai ammi aur noreen aunty k sth un sb k b gile shikwe door huwe aur humara safar chalta raha adhe raste pey hum ruke yeh wahi dahba tha jahan us din jate huwe gudiya ne tabahi machai thi hum ne gadi roki aur neeche utre dahbe ka malik ne humhen dekha to humare pas aya bhaga bhaga
Main : kya bat hai aaj to bhag k aya hai
Dahba owner : wo sir aap kyun yahan aye chale jao police aap ko dhoond rehi hai
Main : naam kya hai tera
Dahba owner : g noora
Main : dekh noore police kya yahn koi b aa jaye humhen hath nahi laga sakta samjha
Hum ja k fresh huwe phir khane ka order diya kuch der main khana aa gya sb ne khana khaya itne main police wahan aa gai shaid kisi ne khabar kr di thi hum beth huwe the k
Inspector : you are under arrest
Wahan bethe noreen aunty, sehrish aunty, shumaila aur reema shock ho gai
Main : kya huwa inspector kis bat k liye arrest
Inspector: 4 din pehle tum ne aur gudiya ki traf ishara kr k is ladki ne yahn esi dahbe main 15 logon ka khoon kiya hai
Main : kis ne bola hum ne kiya hai koi saboot hai kya
Inspector: saboot hai humare pas aik gawa hai jis ne dekha sb aur wo court main gawai b dey ga usi ne tum dono k scatch b banwae the
Main : oh acha yeh bat hai waise tumhara abhi phone baje ga sun lena
Itne main inspector ka phone baja
Main : sun lo kahen yeh na ho wardi utar jaye
Inspector ne mujhe ghoorte huwe call atend ki
Inspector: hello
Samne se :......
Inspector: nahi sir mere pas gawa hai
Samne se : ....
Inspector : nai nai sir sorry main jata hon
Call cutt gai
Main : kya huwa krna hai arrest ya jaon
Inspector: nai jao tum chalo wapis
Inspector k kehne pey sb police wale gadi main bethe aur chale gye
Noreen : kis ka phone tha jo aise hi chale gye aur gudiya ne kya kiya tha
Main : gadi main betho btata hon
Hum gadi main bethe aur nikal pade
Main : gudiya ne jo kiya un k sth aisa hi hona chahye tha unon ne meri ammi k sth badtameezi ki thi aur yeh un ka roz ka hi tha kitni aurton k sth ziyadity kr chuke the wo
Sehrish : lekin call kis ki thi
Main : CM ki
Dono : kyaa..
Noreen : matlb CM ne tumhare liye call ki
Ammi : abhi aap ne kashi ko jana hi kahan hai CM kya PM aur president b is k agye kuch nahi
Noreen : ab to jan'na pade ga k yeh hai kya cheez
Farzana : hahaha lekin phir b jaan nahi pao gi aap jb tak yeh khud na btaye
Shumaila : waise main na in ko dekh k hi pehchan gai thi k yeh bohat ponchi hoi cheez hai
Hum baten krte huwe raat k 7 baje ghar ponche gadi park ki sb utre chachi aai to ammi k gale lagi
Main : kya zamana aa gya hai pehle hum se milne ki jaga aap apni jethani k gale lag gai
Chachi : jalan ho rahi hai
Main : theek hai mere pas mat aana
Chachi ne mujhe gale lagaya
Chachi : aise kyun rooth jata hai aap k liye to dunya chodd don
Farzana : chachi main b hon yahan
Phir chachi gudiya se mili phir main ne sb se milwaya aur andar aa gye wahan sb hi majood thin dadi se gale mila unon ne payar kiya sb se mila main bhabhi, kashmala bua, rani bua, zeenat aunty, choti ammi, fariha aapi, farhana baji, saira, sana, sobi, mehreen, amana, aqsa, zara, lisa aur last main meri jaan noor se mila
Noor : baba aap mujh se last main kyun mile
Main : kyun k aap sb se choti ho na is liye
Baqi sb b aik dusre se mile lekin hareem aik side khadi rehi
Noor : baba yeh aunty kon hain
Main : abhi btata hon khashmala bua zara pehchano kon hai yeh
Kashmala bua ne hareem ko dekha to un ki aankhon main aansu aa gye
Kashmala : hareem meri bachi
Wo doad k us ko gale laga liye dono maa beti rone lagi wahan majood sb k ansu nikal rehe the ammi ne kashmala bua aur hareem ki peeth ko sehla k dalasa dey rehi thin
Kashmala : kahan kahan nahi dhoonda tujhe meri bachi
Hareem : ammi main bohat roi aap k liye aaj b in aankhon k samne aap ka chehra hai ammi mujhe kabhi khud se alag nahi krna maa k payar ko tarsi hon main
Kashmala : nahi meri bachi ab kabhi tujhe khud se door nahi kron gi
Dadi : ary mujhe b milne dey na apni nawasi se
Dadi agye aai aur hareem ka matha chooma us ko gale lagaya
Hareem : nani g mujhe mahf krna
Dadi : chup kis bat ki mahafi mahfi to mujhe mangni chahye main agr teri ammi ki shadi apne hath se krti to meri aankhon k samne to hote tum log to yeh nahi hota humhen to khabar hi nahi thi yeh to is kashi ki waja se aaj dekho meri beti b mil gai aur nawasi b
Phir sb hareem se mili khas kr k aapi log boht khush thin unon ne to foran dosti kr li
Main : lo ab aik aur jud gai gang main
Fariha : han g maze to aap k hain
Hareem : kya matlb
Farhana : samjh jao gi
Main : aik minute dadi aik aur b hai is se milo yeh apne khadim ki beti hai reema
Dadi ne usye b payar kiya
Dadi : bohat payari hai waise aur kon kon hai us k ghar shakila kaisi hai
Ammi : shakila b theek hai aur un ki 2 hi betiyan hain yeh choti hai aur aik badi hai is se sanam naam hai us ka
Phir dadi ko noreen ka btaya k yeh jamshed ki biwi hai aur sehrish aur shumaila ka b btaya to dadi ne un ko accept kr liya sb ko room dekhaye gye fresh ho kr hum neeche aye khana tiyar tha aapi, bhabhi, chachi aur rani bua ne khana lagaya sb ne mil kr khana khaya us k bahd hum beth k baten krne lagye
Main : ammi kal aap aur gudiya sth chalna sundas k ghar
Phir main ne sundas logon k bre main bta diya sb ko
Fariha : bahi aap ko nahi lagta k aap har bar gudiya ko ley jate ho humhen nahi
Main : ary meri maa shadi pey sb jain gye kal sirf un logon se milna hai waise b shadi ka kharcha main kr raha hon
Fariha : sorry sorry main bs aise hi bol rehi thi
Main uth k un k pas gya aur un k sth beth gya aik traf aapi aur dusri traf farhana baji thin main ne dono ko gale lagaya
Main : meri jaan main janta hon aap log miss krti ho per kuch cheezen har aik bas ki bat nahi hoti jis ki zaroorat hoti hai usye hi ley k jata hon
Farhana : hum jante hain bhai bs kabhi kabhi akela feel hota hai
Main : ab nahi huwa kre ga ok main ne dono k mathe ko chooma
Noreen : waise rukhsana aik bat man'ni pade gi tera beta heera hai kitna payar krta hai sb se aur waqhi kuch to hai is main koi aik bar is se judd jaye alag nahi hona chahye ga
Sehrish : han yeh bat to hai jo cheez ladkiyon ko chahye payare krne wala, care krne wala, un ki hifazat krne wala wo sb to is main hai shaid is liye aur jis trah poori family ko is ne jodd k rakha hai shaid hi koi aisa ho
Ammi : mujhe tum dono ki niyat theek nahi lag rehi beta bach k rehna dono se
Sb hansne lagye itne main abu b aa gye main un se mila
Main : abu aap itne late kahan the abhi tak
Abu : beta shar gya tha agye gandam ka season hai to beejh k liye
Main : ary abu aap b na main soch raha tha hum sb ab shar ja k rehen gye to fasal kon dekhe ga
Abu : us ki fikar na kr hum yahan zameen jaidad sale nahi kren gye is k liye kisi ko rakh len gye kabhi kabhi chakar laga liya kren gye kyun
Main : g theek hai
Ammi : aap b na kin baton pey lag gye idher dekho aap ki bahen ki beti hareem
Abu ne usye dekha aur agye badh k us k sar pey hath phera aur matha chooma
Abu : kashmala yeh to teri hi copy hai
Kashmala : han bhai akhir beti jo meri hai
Abu : aaj mere bete ne mujh bohat khushi di pta hai hum dono bahen bhai tum jaise hi the jaise tum aur gudiya ho yeh chali gai lekin main boht yad krta tha is ko yeh mili teri waja se lekin is k chehre pey wo ronaq nahi thi mujh se milte huwe b lekin aaj aaj wo ronaq laut aai hai yeh sb teri waja se hai beta
Main : abu akhir meri b kuch lagti hain yeh aur mere liye family sb se pehle hai aap jante ho aur aik bat ab aap k rishtedar kahon ya dushman sb khatam ho gye lekin main jamshed taya ki biwi noreen aunty ko sth laya hon aur malik ghazanfar ki biwi sehrish aur un ki beti shumaila
Abu ne un k sar pey hath phera to dono ne hath jodd liye
Abu : ary nahi nahi tum log mahfi na mango
Noreen : nahi bhai humari b ghalti hai jo hum un k sth mil gai yeh ahsan hai kashi ka jis ne un ko un k kiye ki saza di
Abu : bhool jao sb aur main mahfi b chahon ga jo b tha akhir kashi ne aap logon ko bewa kiya hai ho sake to mahf kr dena
Sehrish: nahi bhai kashi ne kuch ghalat nahi kiya acha hi kiya hai main ne to shumaila ko b bta diya is ko b suchai ka pta chal gya hai is ne b kashi ko qasoor war nahi thehraya kashi ne to un ko chodd diya tha lekin wo baaz hi nahi aye
Main : acha jo huwa us ko badal to nahi sakte na ab aap khush raho ok
Itne main chachi aur bua chahye ley k aa gai
Main : yeh sb mahraniyan bethi hain aap subha se kaam kiye ja rehi ho in ko kyun nahi bolti
Chachi : kashi aaj khana unon ne hi bnaya hai hum ne to sirf serve kiya tha
Main : kya bat kr rahi ho chachi matlb aaj jo tasty khana hum ne khaya in logon ne banaya tha
Sana : aur nahi to kya wo jo 2 bar kheer aap ne khai hai main ne bnai thi
Saira : aur chiken qorma main ne
Farhana : biryani main ne
Fariha : chiken steam rost main ne bnaya tha
Bhabhi : bas kro kya laga liya tum logon ne
Main : nahi bhabhi such main in k hath main jadu hai khana aaj bohat maze ka tha
Noor : baba aaj aap k sth sona hai main ne
Main : ok mera bacha
Noreen : yeh tumhen baba kyun kehti hai
Noor : ab beti baba ko baba hi bole gi na aap b na
Noreen heran ho k kya beti tum ne shadi ki hoi hai
Main : nahi shadi nahi ki lekin phir b yeh meri beti hai
Noreen : kuch samjh nai aa rehi phir beti kaise
Noor : ary aunty aap b na mujhe goad liya hai inon ne ab samjh aai
Main : noor hath halka rakho beta
Noor : sorry wo kabhi kabhi ho jata hai
Sehrish: yeh itni choti si hai jawab to kisi badi umar k bache ki trah deti hai
Main : kuch alag hai yeh aap bach k rehna foran bande ka post martim kr deti hai
Shumaila : mujh se dosti kro gi
Noor : pehle yeh to btao k aap ko main kya keh k bolon
Shumaila : .mujhe kya bolo gi gudiya ko kya bolti ho
Noor : wo to mummy hain meri
Shumaila : aankhen badi kr k kya mummy to phir mujhe b mummy bola kro
Noor : manti hon baba ne sb pey jadu kiya huwa hai lekin kya sb ko mummy bola kron gi
Sb hansne lage k yeh kya bol gai main ne aankhen nikal k dekha
Noor : baba aap aankhen nahi nikalo aik to aap ki waja se har koi mujhe bolti hai mummy bolo lagta hai mummy k sth ab mujhe mummy 1, mummy 2 bolna padhe ga
Is bar to poora room hansi se goonj utha
Hareem : o god yeh bachi hi hai na so cute chal yeh b theek hai to bta main kon se number wali mummy hon
Noor mujhe ghoorne lagi
Noor : baba kahen to break laga do aise to ginti b khatam ho jaye gi mujhe pata hai wo jo bethi hain ab wo b bolen gi
Main : kon reema ki bat kr rahi ho
Noor : han aur nahi to kya
Reema : han to main kyun peeche rahon
Ammi : beta noor ko room main ley jao yeh bethi rehi to kisi aur ki pole b khol dey gi
Main : acha ammi
Main ne noor ko uthaya aur room ki traf chal pada
Main : shaitan bola tha na khud se badi baten na kiya kr
Noor : aap mummy pey mummy late raho main chup rahon
Main : meri maa is main meri koi ghalti nahi hai sb apni to hain
Noor : acha theek hai nahi kehti kuch lekin aap kal jahan b ja rehe ho mujhe b sth ley k jao gye
Main : ok theek hai baba chalna ab chup kr k so ja
Itne main gudiya b aa gai
Farzana : kyun baja diya na band is ne
Main : yar yeh na boht shaitan hoti ja rahi hai
Phir hum ne kapde badle aur let gye noor hum dono k darmiyan thi hum good night kiss kr k so gye kyun k lambe safar ki waja se thakawat thi.
Baqi next update main.....
sorry friends kuch kaam ka laod aur tension ki waja se theak se likh nahi pa raha hon main kyun kuch cheezen main miss kr gya tha peechle update main hasilpur gaon se wapis aate huwe main shaheen yehni choti ammi ki bahen nasreen aur un ki beti iram ko b laya tha jo shaid likha nahi main ne)
