Maa ki Nangi Duniya
Chapter 03 - Mani ki Dastaan
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Subha k kareeb 8:35 ho chuke thay aur dono dost yani Khalid aur Mani, Auto ki peeche wali seat pe baithe hue the. Mani ab bhi aisi jagah aur aisi Movie ko soch k thoda uljhan se bhara hua tha, par eske sath hi uska dimag kahin aur ghum raha tha. wahi bagal mein baitha Khalid cigarette sulga chuka tha, aur cigarette Mani ko aur badate hue
“Tu lega ?"
“Nahi"
Mani ne saaf mana kar diya.
Auto tezi se 'Anand Cinema' ki aur bada chala ja raha tha, tabhi ek mod pe jab samne se aati 2 car k chalte Auto ko waha mod pe rukna pada tab theek auto k paas hi ek bike bhi aake ruk jati hai. Jise ek jawan ladka chala raha tha, par uske peeche ek badi umr ki aurat usse chipak ke baithi hui thi
Mani ne dekha toh use us aurat ki umar uski Maa jaisi hi lagi, par wo uski Maa jitni khubsurat nahi thi. tabhi wo aurat jaise us ladke se peeche se aur jada chipak gayi aur uska ek hath aage us ladke ki jaanghon pe chalne laga, ladke ne bhi peeche mud k dekha toh muskura sa diya
Mani ko ye sab dekh k bada hi ajeeb lag raha tha, asal mein wo ab har cheez ko apni Maa se jod raha tha. aisa wo jaan k nahi kar raha tha par ab ye uske sath khud hi hone laga tha
Aurat ne ek laal rang ka salwar kameez pehna hua tha jisse uska pura bandan jada hi ache se nazar aa raha tha. aisa lag raha tha jaise wo jaan k apni badi badi chuchiyan us ladke ki peeth se zor se dab rahi ho.
Tabhi Khalid ki nazar bhi usi aur ghoom gayi aur usne Mani ko ye dekhte hue bhi jaan liya tha, wo haste hue dhire se bola
"Waah… kiya maal hai Saali, aaj toh ye ache se bajne waali hai bhai,
Dekh kaise chipak ke baithi hai Randi jaise."
Mani ne Khalid ki baat suni toh use ajeeb sa laga, acha ya bura ye kehna muskil tha par ha wo thoda uncomfortable jarur ho gaya tha ye sunkar, esliye usne turant kaha
“Bhai kaisi baat karta hai yaar?
Jo man mein aata hai bol deta hai kisi k bhi bare mein. are wo ache ghar k log lag rahe hai"
Khalid zor se has pada,
"Bhai tu dekh nahi raha, ki kaise chipak k baithi hai. Dekh na wo jaan k apni badi badi chuchiyan uski peeth pe kitni zor se dab rahi hain… mujhe toh lagta hai abhi kahi jake kisi Jungle ya Oyo mein maze lenge."
Mani ne es baar Khalid ki baat pe koi jawab nahi diya aur usne phir se dekha. aurat sach mein bahut jada hi chipak ke baithi hui thi. ek pal k liye na jane kyu Mani ko us aurat k chehre mein apni Maa ka chehra nazar aaya, par usne jaldi se apna sar jhatak diya aur khud ko sambhalte hue Khalid se bola
“Bhai wo Maa bete bhi ho sakte hain. Jaruri nahi tu jo soch raha hai wahi sach ho ?”
Khalid es baar jada hi jor se has pada,
"Maa bete itne chipak ke nahi baithte Yaar, tu khud dekh uska haath kidhar hai… almost ladke ke lund ke paas. aur us Aurat ka chehra dekh, dekh saali kaisi mari ja rahi hai uska lund pakadne k liye tabhi toh aise khuleaam uske lund ko feel kar rahi hai, Bhai tu Maan ya na Maan, par aaj ye Aurat pakka chudne waali hai"
Mani k sarir mein ajeeb si baichaini badne lagi thi par par uske sath hi uske andar ek khas gudgudi bhi bharne lagi thi. wo abhi ye tay nahi kar pa raha tha ki use Khalid ki aisi baaten itni buri kyu nahi lag rahi hai, par Mani ko nahi pata tha ye umar hi aisi hoti hai jaha aisi hi baatein aur cheeze sabse jada achi lagni suru hogi hai
Khalid ne abhi Auto chalak ko bhi esmein shamil karte hue mazak mein puch liya
"Bhaiya, aap batao aapko kya lagta hai?
es aurat aur ladke… ka kiya rista hoga ?"
Mani ko na jane kyu, besabri se Auto wale k Uttar janne ki icha hone lagti hai
Auto wale ne ek baar side mein un dono ko bike pe dekha aur phir has ke bola
“Arre saab… aaj kal toh yahi sab chal raha hai. badi umar ki aurton ko jawan ladkon ka josh jada pasand aata hai. kai baar toh mere auto mein yahi peeche hi aise jode suru ho jate hai, suru mein toh mujhe bhi lagta hai ki wo Maa bete honge par baad mein harkatein sab sach bata deti hai"
Auto waale ki baat sunkar maano Mani ko yakeen hi nahi hota
“Kiya aise, Auto mein hi khule mein matlab
Aisa thodi ho sakta hai ?"
Mani ko jaise us Auto wale ki baat pe jara bhi barosha nahi hota. Jispe wo muskura k ek pal k liye peeche Mani ko dekhta hai aur phir dono Car k nikal jane se wo Auto aur wo Bike dono hi aage badte hai. Auto wala ab aage dekhte hue kehta hai
“Main jhoot kyu bolunga Sahab, balki ek baar toh aap dono aaj jaha se baithe hai na wahi se ek Aurat aur ladka baithe thay. Us ladke ne toh baithne hi auto ko ragadna suru kar diya tha"
Auto wale ki baat pe jaha, Mani ki hairani se aankhen fail jati hai. wahi Khalid k jaise kaan hi khade ho jaate hai, wo dimag pe jor dalte hue dhire se Mani ko kohni marte hue uske kaan mein kehta hai.
“Pakka wo ladka wahi dukan wala hoga, kiya naam tha.. Ha Amir, aur wo aurat wahi hogi jise maine Park k peeche jungle mein dekha tha"
Mani ko na jane kyu ab baar baar aisi baaton ko sunkar use apni Maa hi yaad aa rahi thi, jisse uske andar ki wo ajeeb si baichani badti ja rahi thi. Wahi Khalid apne mein hi khoya hua kehta hai
"Bas ek baar pata chal rahe, Saali ye Randi hai kon ?
Phir dekhna tera bhai kaise kutiya bana k pelta hai use."
Mani ne ek pal k liye Khalid ko dekha jo bada hi khus nazar aa raha tha, aur use aise dekh k na jane kyu Mani ki baichani ab dhire dhire ek anjane dar mein badalne lagi thi.
Auto aage badta rehta hai aur ab Mani bilkul shant tha, Mani ko puri tarah itne dair se shant dekh k Khalid use hilate hue puchta hai
“Kya soch raha hai Bhai?”
Mani ne jaldi se nazar churayi aur aur bahar dekhte hua bola,
“Nahi yaar, kuch nahi.”
Par sach toh ye tha es samay uski aankhon k aage uski Maa ki hi tasveer ghoom rahi thi.
Anand Cinema Sehar k us hisse mein tha, jaha jadatar Majdur aur aise hi log rehte thay. Esliye ache logo ka udhar aana jana na k barabar hi tha. Eske alawa Sehar ka Red light Area bhi esi 'Anand Cinema' k theek aage hi suru hota tha
Jaldi hi Auto Anand Cinema k samne rukta hai jaha Mani se pehle hi Khalid paise de deta hai aur phir dono samne pahuchte hai jaha bahar se hi jagah bahut gandi aur purani dikhai de rahi thi, Cinema Hall k bagal mein hi kude ka bada dhair laga hua tha aur uske samne ek Desi Daru ka theka bhi tha. Jo itni subha hi khul chuka tha aur kuch aadmi theke k samne hi khande hoke wahi peena bhi suru kar chuke thay.
Mani ne aisi kisi jagah aane k bare mein kabhi sapna bhi nahi dekha hoga, par Khalid k chalte aaj wo aisi jagah khada tha
Mani ne samne Cinema Hall ki deewaren ki dekha jaha gandi filmo k bade-bade posters lage hue thay. Sabhi Posters B-grade aur gandi type ki filmon ke the. ek poster par likha tha
"Garmi Ki Raat",
aur dusre par
"Mohalle Ki Garam Chachi"
Mani ko yakeen nahi hota aise khule aam yu gande Posters koi kaise laga sakta hai, par wahi jaha Mani hairan tha toh dusri aur Khalid un posters ko dekh k apna lund masalne laga tha
“Waah.. Aaj toh maza aa jayega"
Khalid ki baat sunkar Mani ko samajh nahi aata wo kiya kahe espe.
Un Posters mein auraton ki adh-nangi photos thi, jismein se unki badi-badi choochiyan, moti gaand, toh lagbhag nangi hi thi. aur sath mein un filmon ki heroine film k hero k sath gandi tarah se chipaki hui dikh rahi thi, jise dekh k Mani ko bada ajeeb lag raha tha par sath hi sath wo un Posters ko dekhne se khud ko rok bhi nahi pa raha tha. Khas karke ek Posters se jiski Heroine theek uski Maa jaisi dikh rahi thi aur usmein wo 2 jawan ladkon k sath khadi thi
Mani ne dekha ki Cinema Hall ke bahar kuch log khade hai, jismein se zyadatar 40-50 saal ke aadmi hi thay, wahi kuch ladke usi k umar k school Dress mein bhi thay jo un Posters ko dekh k khus ho rahe thay.
Kahi na kahi ab Mani ko bhi ye jagah achi lagne lagi thi, par wo ye baat khul ke bol nahi paata, esliye kehta hai
“Bhai, mujhe aisi jagah film dekhna sahi nahi lag raha. bahut gandi jagah hai… hum wapas chalte hai na.”
Khalid uski baat pe hans padta aur uske kandhe par haath rakhte hue kehta hai,
“Arre tu itna darta kyun hai?
Main hu na saath mein.“
Mani ab aage kuch nahi kehta, aur jaldi hi dono theek 9:30 pe andar chal padte hai, baki ticket toh Khalid pehle hi le chuka tha. Andar aate hi Mani ne dekha ki waha sirf 15-20 log hi honge muskil se, sayad subha ka show hone ki wajah se itna khali tha.
Hall ka andar ka haal bhi bahar jaise hi ganda tha. Seats purani thi, kuch toh tooti hui bhi thi, Hawa mein har tarag cigarette aur Daru ki badbu faili hui thi. Khalid aage aage chal raha tha aur Mani uske peeche peeche tha. Jaha dono peeche ki row mein jake baith jate hai
Aur kuch hi dair mein Movie suru ho jati hai jiska Title tha
"Mohalle ka Maal"
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Kaam k chalte pura nahi kar paya hu, esliye abhi jitna pura tha Post kar raha hu
Par bhai update to kal ane wala tha subako
Aur wo bhi bada wala


Aur dekho ajj is update pe bhi mani ne khalid ko kuch nahi puch saka
Nahi khalid ki ammi ke bareme aur nahi,, kuch neya puch saka
Aur abto agla update pe pura movie wala seen chalega
Yaar mey intejar kar ke beytha hi hu bass
Ab ummid chor diya chalo bhai mey