"Maahi e Maahi... Maahi... Pata nahi ye ladka kaha chala gaya. Poora din khel, masti aur mobile. Ghar me koi kaam bolo to iska pata nahi" - Maahi ki maa hamesha ki tarah ghar ka kirana saaman laane ke liye use dhoond rahi thi. Unki aawaz itni unchi thi ke poore complex me sunai de rahi thi aur aas pados wale saare inka ye rozka hain ye samajhke apne kaam me lag jaate. Par unke hi building ke terrace flat me koi aur bhi tha jo "maahi maahi" kah ke aawaze de raha tha.
Mahendra..nahiiiiiiii. Aaaahhhh Mahiiiiii aaahhhhhh chodo mujhe. Aise hi... Aaaaahhhh aaaaahhh hhhhhaaaaaa. Meri choot ko faad daalo. Ooooiiiiiii maaaaaa mar gaaaaayyiiiii. Kamre me Maahi apni zabardast batting kar raha tha.
Kuch mahine pahle aayi bhabhi apni taange uthake uske naam se aahe bhar rahi thi. Maahi ka poora naam Mahendra Raghuvanshi. Cricket, kabaddi aur boxing me inter college champion tha. Uski manzil IPS banna thi par har bar woh kuch wajah se peeche rah jaata. Uske jyotishi pita ki maane to uski kundali me kuch grah aur taare aise hain jis wajah se woh kaamyaab nahi ho pa raha tha. Par chudai ek aisi cheez thi jaha uske taare use bharpoor sahyog karte.
Mahendra Raghuvanshi
Khair kuch ghanto baad Maahi apne kapde pahan kar baahar nikla aur apne ghar jaane ke bajaay seedhi utarte hue woh building ke neeche jakar baith gaya.Tabhi uske saamne ek car aake ruki. Car me se pahle ek aurat utri jo laal saadi me poora patakha dikh rahi thi. Uske stanoki golai uska kasa hua blouse baya kar raha tha. Pet gora aur sapat tha. Kulhe ubhare hue bilkul kisi ulte ghade ki tarah the. Aur chehra to itna sundar ke apsaraye bhi dekhti rah jaaye. Nayan naqsh pankhudiyo ki tarah. Hoth bade par patle aur dhanush ki tarah curvy the, aur gaal poore gore aur gulabi rango se nahaye. Uski is khoobsurti se Maahi ka loda phir se tan gaya jo subah hi do baar jhad chuka tha. Udhar taxi se ek adhed umra ki aurat bhi utri aur woh isse kuch pooch rahi thi. Par iska dhyaan us laal saari me lipti apsara pe hi tika tha. Khair us aurat ne ise hilaya to woh hosh me aaya to usne paaya ke ek adhed umra ki aurat usse Raghuvanshi ji ka pata pooch rahi thi.
Jee Maa ji boliye kya kaam hain aapka? Main unka beta hoo Mahendra Raghuvanshi - Maahi ne hosh sambhalkar kaha
Ohhho. Woh darasal aapke pitaji se milna tha. Kya tum unhe bula doge - Us Aurat ne apne haath me shishu ko thap thapate hue kaha.
Jee. Woh to yaha nahi hain. Narmada parikrama karne gaye hain aur agle mahine hi lautenge - Maahi
Oo ri maiyaa. Ab kya kare. Hum to badi door se aaye hain. Ye hamaari naati hain jo abhi sirf 8 mahine ki hain aur ye meri beti Rati. Hume unse milna tha ye meri beti ki zindagi ka sawaal hain. - Woh adhed aurat
Maahi ne thodi der ke liye Rati ko phir dekha. Uske Gadraye jism ka raaz uski ye bacchi aur doodh se bhare uske mamme the.
Rati Khandelwal
Jee hua kya hain jo aap pitaji se aise milna chahte hain. - Maahi
Meri beti ki shaadi kundali ke mel milaap ke baad Kannauj ke Khandelwal ji ke ghar hui thi. Woh bade sampann pariwaar aur unka ek lauta beta hain. Meri beti ka sabkuch theek chal raha tha par jab meri naati paida hui to unke dadaji ki maut ho gai. Aur jab damaad ji pichle hafte meri beti aur naati ko lekar ghar gaye uske do din baad unke bahen ke pati ki car durghatna hui aur in sabke liye parivaar meri naati ko apshakuni samajhte hain. Unhone meri beti aur meri naati ko apnane se mana kar diya hain. Ab tumhi batao ab kare to kya kare? - Woh adhed aurat
Par isme pitaji aapki kya madad kar sakte hain? - Maahi
Beta, tumhare pitaji ke kundali gyaan ko Ganga se Ganga Sagar tak sab maante hain. Agar woh ye pramanit kare ke aisa kuch nahi hain to meri beti ka ghar bas sakta hain - Adhed aurat
Lekin pitaji to ab nahi hain - Maahi
Beta, kya tum unhe bula doge. Sunne me aaya hain ke mere damaad ki dusri shaadi ke liye ladkiya dekhi ja rahi hain. - Adhed aurat
Maaf kijiyega Maa ji par main aapko jo h woh bata raha hoo. Aapko rukna hoga ya phir agle mahine aana hoga tabhi ye kaam ho paayega. Aur rahi baat unke shaadi ki to aao police me jaiye. - Maahi
Police? Beta police nahi. Rishta banne ke jagah bigad jaayega - Adhed aurat
Aap jaante h, aap kya kah rahe h. Mere parivaar ne mujhe ghar se nikaal diya hain. Hum theek se na so pa rahe hain aur na jee pa rahe h. Bus mera aur meri betika bhala ho ye kaamna liye meri maa is umar me dar dar bhatak rahi hain. Aap bhi to Raghuvanshi hain aap bhi jaante honge kundali. Main aapse binti karti hoo mujh abhagan ki madad kijiye - Rati
Jee aap roiye nahi, aap itni door se aaye ho to kuch to karta hoo. Maine bachpan me pitajise seekha tha wohi dekhke bataoonga par thoda samay lagega. Tab tak aap apna rahne ka intezaam kar lijiye kahi aaspaas - Maahi
Jee woh ho gaya hain, yahi paas hi me hamare rishtedaar ka bungla khali h hum wohi rah lenge. - Rati ne apne chehre pe dilaase ki khushi laate hue kaha.
Jee theek hain aap apni aur apne pati ki patrika de dijiye. Main jab dekh loonga tab aapko bataoonga. - Maahi
Maahi ki baato se khush hokar woh log laut to gaye par yaha woh khud fas gaya tha. Maahi in sab cheezoko andhvishwaas manta tha par Rati ke liye woh tayaar hua. Ye kuch aur ho na ho Rati ki maaya jaroor thi. Usne chupke se Pitaji ke almaari se kuch pustake nikali aur patrikao ko dekhne laga.
Usne ye patrika apne pitaji ko bhi bheji whatsapp par chuki woh remote area me the ye untak na pahoch paayi. Isi beech ek din chala gaya par Maahi ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Waha Rati ko tension hone lagi aur woh teesre din subah subah Maahi se milne uske ghar ke liye nikal padi.
Use ab rukna nahi tha woh Raghuvanshi ji ke ghar ki bell bajane lagi bina ruke woh dandannn bell bajaye ja rahi thi. Andar Maahi fursat se naha raha tha. Uski maa uski bahen se milne gai thi aur ghar pe koi aur nahi tha jo darwaza khole. Jab Maahi naha ke baahar aaya to use bell ki aawaze aayi aur woh Darwaza kholne ke liye tauliye me aage badha. Jaise hi darwaza khula Rati andar ki aur ghusi par hadbadi me uska pair footmat pe pada aur woh seedhe Maahi pe gir gai. Maahi sar ke bal peeche gir gaya jisse use kaafi chot aayi. Par Rati ke jism se chunewali chubhan aaj use koi aur hi maja de rahi thi.
Rati uthi aur usne dekha ke Maahi ka ling tauliye se baahar jhaak raha hain. Itna bada ling usne aajtak dekha nahi tha. Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha ke kisi purush ka ling itna bada ho sakta hain. Woh satvik stree thi usne use nazar andaaz kiya aur upar ki aur dekhne lagi. Maahi utha, usne dekh liya ke Rati ne uske auzaar ko dekh liya hain. Par woh bina kuch bole kapde pahnne chala gaya. Jab woh baahar aaya to Rati ne usse maafi maangi aur apne aane ki wajah batayi. Uske utaavle nature aur kuch bhi kar guzarne ki uski majboori ko Maahi bhaap chuka tha aur usne aaj apna hathoda maarne ka socha.
Rati ji aapke kundali me dosh h aur iske wajah se aapke pati ke aur beti ke kundali me iska asar pad raha hain. - Maahi
Aap ye kya kah rahe hain. Meri kundali. Lekin ye kaise ho sakta hain. - Rati
Jee darasal aapke kundali me do vivaah yog hain. Aur aapka dusra vivaah hi safal hoga. Ye aapki kundali batati hain. - Maahi
Kya ye kaise ho sakta hain. - Rati
Aisa hi hain. Ha par agar aapki shaadi isse pahle kisise ho gai ho to. - Maahi
Jee nahi. Meri shaadi sirf ek baar hui hain. Aur main bilkul pavitra hoo. Maine mere pati ke sivaay kis par purushi ko dekha tak nahi - Rati
Jee. Phir aap is shaadi ko bhool jaiye. Ye asafal hogi. Aur aapke jivan me koi dusra pati aayega. - Maahi
Nahi nahi. Log kya kahenge. Hamaare yaha aisa nahi hota. - Rati
Maaf kijiye. Mujhe jitna pata tha utna bata diya. Ab aap aaiye - Maahi ne apna patta feka. Use pata tha Rati kya kahegi.
Par iska koi upaay to hoga. - Rati
Hain par thoda atpata h. Aapko dusri shaadi karni hogi aur tabhi is dosh ka nivaran hoga - Maahi
Ye aap kya kah rahe hain. Main aisa kuch nahi karoongi. Meri shaadi ho gayi hain - Rati
To theek hain. Aap jaiye. - Maahi
Nahi nahi. Par aap hi sochiye shaadi ek hi baar hoti hain aur main yuhi kisise shaadi kar loo aur phir kisi ko shaadi ke baare me pata chal gaya to badi musibat ho jayegi. - Rati
Jee aap ko gupt shaadi karni hogi. Ise gandgarva vivaah kahte hain. Aap ko aapki pahli shaadi bachane ke liye kisi aise insaan se shaadi karni hogi jo ye raaz rakkhe. - Maahi
Aisa koi nahi hain. Aur koi mil bhi gaya to kal ko woh mujhe dhamki de sakta hain. Main badnaam ho jaoongi - Rati
Ab ye aap par hain. Aapko aisa purush dhoondna hoga jo aapke bhale ke liye shaadi kare. Koi dost, rishtedaar koi bhi jo yaha aaye aur aapse vivaah kar le. - Maahi
Nahi. Aisa koi nahi. Aur woh main pooch bhi nahi sakti. Aur yaha main kisi ko jaanti nahi sivaay aapke. Kya aap karenge shaadi mujhse? Aap ek acche ghar se hain aur nirmal man ke bhi. - Rati
Main.... Main aapse shaadi. Actually aapki madad karne me mujhe koi harz nahi par... - Maahi
Par par kya? Bhagwaan ke liye meri aur thodi madad kariye. Ek abhagan ka sansaar basane ka punya aapko milega. - Rati
Ye mushqil hain. Kyuki hamare kul me shaadi ke baad ek saftaah tak Pati aur Patni ko kuch sansarik vidhi karni hoti hain. Aur woh ek parampara hain. - Maahi
Main saari parampara karne ke liye siddha hoo. Aap bataiye mujhe kya karna hoga. - Rati
Pahle to aap kuch bahana banakar apni maa ko yaha se bhej dijiye. Kyuki ye vivaah sirf ek saptaah tak rahega aur iske baare me kisi ko bhi pata na chale. Aur ye aise sthaan par ho na chahiye jaha koi hame dekh na sake. - Maahi
Jee main aaj hi bhej doongi. Aur iske liye jaha hum rah rahe hain woh bungla theek rahega. Main aapko uska addtess bhej deti hoo. - Rati
Theek hain. Phir kal subah main aa jaoonga. - Maahi
Rati uske ghar se bahot khush hoke nikli. Use apne sukhi jeevan ki khushi dikh rahi thi. Wahi Maahi apni shaitaani smile ke saath andar hi andar khush ho raha tha. Usne apne lode pe haath rakha aur use nayi chut milne ki khushi me sahlaaya.
