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Sanju Bhaiya

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Sanjay ne apni jeb se cigarette nikaali aur uske sulgaake kash maarne laga. Prakash apni patni ke peeche-peeche ghar ke andar chala gaya.
Gulaabi kitchen me jaake 1 thaali me aur chicken nikaalne lagi. Uske dil me is waqt gusse ki aag jal rahi thi. Uske mann me to aa raha tha ki jaise kasaai ne is murge ke tukde kiye hain, vaise hi vo bhi baahar baithe Sanjay ke tukde-tukde kar daale. Vo Sanjay ko sabak sikha sakti thi lekin beech me uska pati aa gaya varna kab ka Sanjay ko maar-maarke ghar se bhaga chuki hoti.
Vo apne gusse ki aag me jal rahi thi ki tabhi peeche se use kisi ne apni baahon me bhar liya. Gulaabi jaanti thi ki vo uska pati Prakash tha. Usne bhi gusse me uske dono haath jhatak diye aur usse alag ho gayi. Prakash samajh gaya ki use apni patni ko manaane ke liye bahot mehnat karni padegi.

Prakash: itna gussa hai humaari Gullu humse(Prakash pyaar se Gulaabi ko Gullu kehta hai). Pata hai, gusse me tum aur bhi garam lag rahi ho.

Ye bolte huye Prakash ne fir Gulaabi ko apni baahon me bharne ki koshish ki lekin fir se Gulaabi ne uska haath jhatak diya.

Gulaabi: hatiye peeche.
Prakash: kya ho gaya hai tumko Gullu?
Gulaabi: kuch nahi hua hai humko. Aap jaaiye aur ye chicken bhi leke jaaiye apne bhaanje ke liye. Khilaaiye use pet bhar ke. Agar kam pad jaaye to hume aur humaare bitwa Bablu ko bhi kaat ke khila dijiyega use.

Gulaabi ne gusse me chicken ki thaali Prakash ko pakda di aur waapis ghoomne lagi. Prakash ne bhi use rokne ke liye uska haath pakad liya aur thaali wahin slab pe rakh di.

Prakash: achcha to tum Sanju se gussa ho. Lekin uska gussa to hum pe kaahe nikaal rahi ho?
Gulaabi: aap par na nikaale to kis par nikaale. Vo haraamzaada baahar raja ki tarah baitha hua farmaayishein pesh kar raha hai aur tum wahaan baithe-baithe uska hukum baja rahe ho.
Prakash: arre Gullu. Humaari baat suno.....
Gulaabi: kuch nahi sunana humko. Vo bahin ka lauda, wahaan humaare saamne humaare ladke ko kutton ki tarah maar raha tha. Usko humaare naam se gaali de raha tha. Humaara dil to kar raha tha ki wahin uska khoon kar dein par aapne rok diya humko. Napunsak ki tarah aap wahaan humaari beizzati dekh rahe the.
Prakash: Paagal ho gayi ho kya Gullu? Chilla kyon rahi ho, thoda dheere bolo. Tum jaanti ho na ki haalaat kaise hain. Humne poocha Sanju se ki kyon aaya hai vo yahaan. Pata hai kya bola usne. Apna paisa lene aaya hai vo yahaan par. Uske karze ke tale dabe huye hain hum log.
Gulaabi: humko kuch nahi pata. Aap uske mooh par paisa maariye aur bhagaaiye use yahaan se. Kahin aisa na ho ki humaara maatha ghoom jaaye aur usko bhi uski chhinaal amma ki tarah gumshuda kar dein.
Prakash: kuch toh soch-samajh ke bolo. Kahaan se de hum 1 laakh rupaiya usko?
Gulaabi: jab dene ki aukaat nahi hai aapki to liye kyon the fir?
Prakash: humne apni khaatir liye the kya? Tum hi humaare peeche padi thi ki tumhaare kitchen ki marammat karaani hai. Ab jitna jeb se laga sakte the, humne lagaaye. Baaki ke liye maang liye usse paisa. Usme se jab thoda paisa bach gaya to tumhaara mann nahi bhara. Vo Mishrain ke ghar bada TV dekhkar tumhaare andar mirchi lagi thi. Fir kya bola tha tumne humse, yaad hai na. 'Suniye ji, humko bhi ghar mein bada TV chahiye. Bhale hi sasta laaiye lekin us Mishrain ke TV se bada hona chahiye'. To lo, le aaye tumhaare liye TV. Ab tum dekho poora din saas bahu aur hum chinta me jalte rahe ki kahaan se laaye Sanju ka paisa. Badi mushkil se guzaara hota hai. Thoda bahot jo paisa bachta hai, vo bhi tumhaare ladke ke college fees bharne me chala jaata hai. Ab tum bataao ki kya raasta hai humaare paas Sanju ki khaatirdaari karne ke alaawa. Agar hum usko kuch bolte aur vo kal ke kal hi humse paisa maang leta to kahaan se dete uske paise.

Prakash ki baat sunke Gulaabi chup ho gayi. Vo samajh gayi thi ki Sanjay ke saamne chup rehne ke alaawa aur koi chaara nahi tha uske paas. Usne bhi chupchaap cooker nikaala aur usme chaawal pakaane ki taiyaari karne lagi. Prakash abhi bhi wahaan khade hokar apni biwi ko dekh raha tha. Bhale hi vo apni biwi ka gussa shaant kara chuke the lekin uske dimaag me 1 hi chinta chal rahi thi ki Sanjay ka paisa dega to dega kaise. Use kuch na kuch to jugaad lagaana tha jisse Sanjay ya to use time de paisa dene ka ya to uska karza maaf hi kar de. Aur Sanjay to dono hi karne ke mood me nahi tha. Fir aakhir kaise paise dene se bacha jaaye. Yahi sab sochte huye Prakash kitchen se chicken leke jaane laga tha ki tabhi uske dimaag ki batti jali aur vo turant palat ke apni patni ke paas aaya.

Prakash: suno na Gullu. Humaare dimaag me abhi 1 idea aaya hai.
Gulaabi: kaisa idea?
Prakash: idea aisa hai ki agar chal gaya to Sanjay ko 1 rupaiya nahi dena padega humko. Bas isme humko tumhaara saath chahiye.
Gulaabi: humaara kaisa saath chahiye?
Prakash: tumhaara isme sabse ahem kirdaar hone waala hai Gullu. Matlab ye samajh lo ki tum hi ho jo ab Sanju se humaara udhaar maaf karwa sakti ho.
Gulaabi: hum kaise maaf karwaayenge aapka udhaar.
Prakash: tumhe yaad hai, Sanjay baahar Bablu se kya keh raha tha?
Gulaabi: aap kaahe jale par namak chhidakne ka kaam kar rahe hain?
Prakash: arre tum bataao to sahi tumko yaad hai na?
Gulaabi: sab yaad hai humko. Kaise bhool sakte hain itna sab? Marte dum tak nahi bhoolenge. Saala, kutta, haraamzaada. Humaare ladke ko maadarchod, randi putra, chhinaal ki aulaad bola vo. Aur kya bol raha tha ki agar Bablu uska bhai nahi hota to uski maa chod deta uske saamne....
Prakash: haan. Tumne 1 baat par dhyaan diya?
Gulaabi: kaisi baat?
Prakash: usne ye sabhi gaali Bablu ko nahi, tumko di hain. Usne tumhe randi, chhinaal, bete se chudne waali aurat kaha. Yahaan tak ki usne ye bhi kaha ki agar vo humaara rishtedaar na hota to vo tumko chod deta.
Gulaabi: aap kya bol rahe hain. Humaari hi baat ko dauhraa rahe hain. Saaf-saaf boliye kya bolna chahte hain aap. Aise paheliyaan na bujhaaiye.
Prakash: Gullu. Hum jo bolne jaa rahe hain usse bura mat maanana. Humaara karza sirf tum maaf karwa sakti ho ab. Humaara karza maaf karwaane ke liye Sanju se chud jaao tum.
Gulaabi: hein...
Prakash: haa Gullu. 38 saal ki hone ke baawjood bhi tum itni khoobsurat ho. Tumhaare saath har koi sambhog ke liye taiyaar ho jaayega. Sanju bhi agar ho gaya to tum uske saamne sharat rakhna ki vo humaara poora karza maaf kar de. Fir vo humaara karza maaf kar hi dega. Uske baad tum usko bilkul humaare jaisa samajhna. Vo jab, jahaan bole, tum chud jaana. Tumhe usse chudta hua dekhkar humein dukh to hoga lekin hum apne dil pe patthar rakh ke ye sab seh lenge.

Prakash ne apni baat khatam kari aur Gulaabi ko dekhne laga. Gulaabi sar jhukaaye chupchaap khadi thi jaise kisi soch me doobi ho. Use chup dekhkar Prakash uske paas aaya.

Prakash: Gullu, tumne suna na ki humne kya bola.....aaaahhhhhh amma.....

Prakash Gulaabi ke paas pahocha hi tha ki tabhi Gulaabi ne belan utha liya aur ghuma ke Prakash ke baazu par de maara. Prakash ne dard ke maare apna haath pakad liya.

Prakash: pagla gayi ho kya Gullu?
Gulaabi: hum pagla gaye hain. Arre aap pagla gaye hain. Lagta hai daaru dimaag par chadhne lagi hai aapke. Sanju bekaar hi Bablu ko bhadwa bol raha tha. Asli bhadwe to aap hain ji....
Prakash: kya bakwaas kar rahi ho?
Gulaabi: hum bakwaas kar rahe hain. Aur jo abhi aapne bola, vo kya tha. Param gyaan. Kya bola aapne ki hum Sanju se chud jaayein. Sharam nahi aayi aapko apni biwi se ye bolte huye ki vo apne bhaanje se chud jaaye. Arre kaise pati ho aap jo apna karza maaf karwaane ke liye hume apne se chhote, vo bhi humaare bhaanje ke saamne bich jaane ko keh rahe ho. Arre chudke hi paisa maaf karwaana hai to aap hi gaand marwa lijiye na apne bhaanje se.

Ye bolte huye Gulaabi ne belan 2-3 baar aur ghuma diya tha. Prakash bhi khud ko bachaane ke liye Gulaabi se door bhaagne laga.

Prakash: arre humaari Gullu raani. Humaari baat suno to sahi....
Gulaabi: humko kuch nahi sunana. Aap bhaagiye yahaan se varna kahin aisa na ho ki aaj 1 patni ke haathon apne hi pati ka khoon ho jaaye. Bhaagiye yahaan se.

Prakash Gulaabi ka gussa dekh ke wahaan se 9-2-11 ho gaya. Gulaabi ne bhi khud ko shaant karne ke liye gehri saanse li aur fir belan chhod kar waapis chaawal banaane lagi. Chaawal banaate huye vo badbadaaye jaa rahi thi.

Gulaabi: maadarchod, bahin ke laude. Dono bhai-behan 1 jaise hi hain. Behan chhinaal saali bhaag gayi aur bhai bhadwagiri kar raha hai. Kis bahinchod khaandaan mein biyaah diye humaare babuji humko....

Udhar Prakash bhi chicken lekar daudta hua aangan me aaya. Sanjay abhi bhi khaat par baitha hua cigarette pee raha tha. Apne maama ko aata dekhkar usne apne maama ko fatkaar lagaayi.

Sanjay: arre maama. Kitchen se murgaa lene gaye the ya murga paida karne chale gaye the. Itna time laga diya. Saala yahaan akela baithe-baithe sutta pee raha hoon mai.
Prakash: kuch nahi beta. Zara teri maami ki madad kar rahe the khaana banaane mein. Arre tujhe itna paseena kaise ho gaya?
Sanjay: yahaan garmi me bitha rakha hai aur poochte ho ki paseena kaise ho gaya. Arre tum bakchodi chhodo aur jaldi peg banaao. Saala tumhaare intezaar me baraf bhi pighal gayi.

Prakash ne Sanjay aur khud ke liye peg banaaye aur uske baad daaru chalne lagi. Dono lagaataar peg pe peg piye jaa rahe the. Prakash ko to sasti daaru ki aadat thi isliye use daaru gatkaane me koi dikkat nahi ho rahi thi lekin Sanjay bechaara sasti daaru ka aadi nahi tha. Vo daaru ke swaad se bachne ke liye murge ke pata nahi kitne pieces khaa gaya. Thodi der me daaru ne apna asar dikhaana shuru kiya aur dono ko chadne lagi.

Sanjay: maama, 1 baat bolun?
Prakash: haa bol.
Sanjay: tum bahot maadarchod aadmi ho. Saala mera paisa de hi nahi rahe ho. Pata hai kitni mehnat lagti hai paisa kamaane me. Saala mera baap to mujhe apne haal par chhod ke apni randi ke paas bhaag gaya chandigarh. Mai saala nanhi si jaan jo roz subah 11 to kabhi 12 baje uthata tha, ab 7 baje uthata hai. Utho, nahaao, naashta karo aur fir bhaago dukaan 9 baje se pehle. Saala shaam ko mai party kiya karta tha. Lekin ab raat-raat bhar dukaan mein baithke gaand ghisni padti hai. Oopar se chootiye customers ko dekho, unki alag-alag farmaayish suno. Behan ke laudo ko kuch bhi dikhaao to saalo ko pasand hi nahi aata. Bas 1 ratt lagakar rakhenge, 'aur dikhaao. Kuch aur dikhaao'. Aao saala gaand dekh lo meri aur achchi lage to tel lagaake maar bhi lena. Din raat 1 karke maine paise kamaaye. Fir tum aa gaye meri zindagi mein saap banke. Tum meri maa ke bhai the isliye tum par bharosa karke maine tumhe paisa diya lekin tumne bharose ki maiya chod di. Saala 1 rupaiya nahi de paa rahe ho tum.
Prakash: arre beta. Bataaya to tujhe ki thoda tangi chal rahi hai. Aur tu bhi na. Tu jitne paise ke liye ro raha hai, utna to tu 1 se 2 hafta me kama leta hai.
Sanjay: haa betichod. Saala 1-1 rupaiya kamaane me gaand ke taake khul jaate hain. Behanchod tum baitho 1 din dukaan par meri jagah. Fir tumhe pata chalega ki kitni mehnat lagti hai 1 laakh kamaane me. 1 se 2 hafta... Laao yaar, tum peg laao mera.

Sanjay ne Prakash se 1 aur peg liya aur use 1 hi ghoont me pee gaya. Prakash ne socha ki Sanjay ko chad gayi hai. Vo Sanjay se apna karza maaf karwaane ke baare me sochne laga.

Prakash(mann me): ye to haath dhoke peeche pada hai. Kaise maaf karwaayein isse karzaa. Haan, 1 kaam kar sakte hain. Iske saamne Gulaabi ko chodne ka prastaav rakhte hain. Lekin Gulaabi to mana kar chuki hai na fir kaise humaara idea kaam karega. 1 kaam karte hain, iske saamne 1 baar apni baat rakh ke dekhte hain. Agar ye maan gaya to Gulaabi ko to kaise na kaise hum mana hi lenge. Haa ye sahi hai. Poochte hain isse.

Sanjay ne apna khaali glass Prakash ko de diya aur chicken khaane laga. Prakash ne Sanju ke glass me daaru daali aur fir glass uske haath me thama diya.

Prakash: bhaanje aaj mausam kitna suhaana ho raha hai na?
Sanjay: mera lund suhaana ho raha hai. Behanchod garmi ne gaand maar li hai. Kis manhoos ghadi me maine yahaan aane ka faisla kiya. Lekin aata nahi to paise kaise leta apne.
Prakash: arre bhai, tu kuch bhi keh. Par hume to mausam suhaana lag raha hai. Oopar se daaru ne alag suroor bana diya hai. Ab to lene ka mann kar raha hai kisi ki.
Sanjay: kisi ki se kya matlab hai tumhaara. Pyjaame me itni aag lagi hai to andar maami ke paas hi jaaoge na? Ya raah chalti kisi ko bhi chod doge.
Prakash: haa, sahi bol raha hai tu. Bas ye peg khatam ho jaaye humaara. Fir jaayenge teri maami ke paas aur palang tod sex karenge. Kya katto lagti hai teri maami saaree mein. Mann karta hai ki din-raat usi ke peticot me ghuse rahein.
Sanjay: maama, sharam kar lo. Bhaanja baitha hai saamne aur hawasi bane huye ho tum. Kam se kam mere saamne to ye sab mat bolo.
Prakash: arre tu is waqt humaara bhaanja nahi, humaara dost hai. Humaare saath humaare dost ki tarah reh.
Sanjay: achcha. Theek hai. Aur bhosdike Prakash, kahaan gaand marwaata hai aajkal?
Prakash: hein....
Sanjay: chaunko mat maama. Mai apne doston se aise hi baat karta hoon.
Prakash: arre tu chhod ye sab bakchodi aur ye bata hume. Gulaabi kaisi lagti hai tujhko?
Sanjay: kaisi lagti hai matlab?
Prakash: arre seedha sawaal pooch rahein hain tujhse. Kaisi lagti hai Gulaabi tujhe?
Sanjay: achchi gharelu aurat lagti hai. Baaki gussa bahot tez hai unka, lekin daba leti hai sabke saamne. Ab unke saamne maine unke ladke ko achche se lataada lekin fir bhi kuch na boli to achchi hi aurat hogi.
Prakash: arre tu bhi na. Kaisi faaltu baatein kar raha hai. Sach-sach bata na ki kaisi lagti hai tujhe Gulaabi.
Sanjay: maama, tumhaara sawaal mai samajh nahi paa raha hoon. Khichdi pakaana band karo aur seedhe-seedhe bataao ki tum jaanana kya chaah rahe ho mujhse.
Prakash: achcha theek hai. Gulaabi tujhe garam katto maal nahi lagti. 38 ki ho gayi hai teri maami lekin jism aisa ki abhi bhi laundo se lekar buddho ke hathiyaar khade ho jaayein. Tera bhi to apni maami ko dekh ke mann kiya hoga na use chodne ka.
Sanjay: maama....
Prakash: arre kiya hoga. Subaah dekha hi tha humne ki kaise gale milne ke bahaane tu usse chipke jaa raha tha. Mann to kar raha tha na tera ki uske bade-bade papeeto jaisi choochiyon ko apne haathon me daboch le aur uski gaddedaar gaand ko apni hatheliyon me bharkar masale tu.

Sanjay chupchaap baitha apne maama ko hairaan hoke dekh raha tha. Prakash ne Sanjay ko chup dekha to usne apni asli chaal chalne ka faisla kiya.

Prakash: teri chuppi bata rahi hai ki hum jo bol rahe hain, vo sab sach hai. Tu bada hi kameena hai Sanju. Apni maami ko chodna chaahta hai na tu? Koi baat nahi. Humse darr mat. Arre hum maama hain tere. Maama baad me hain, usse pehle dost haine tere. Jis umar se tu guzar raha hai, usse hum bhi guzre hain. Is umar me ye sab hona aam baat hai. Achcha sun, humaare paas tere liye 1 offer hai. 1 aisa offer, jisse tere dil aur lund, dono ko shaanti mil jaayegi. Tu jab tak yahaan hai, Gulaabi ko chod sakta hai. Chinta mat kar, teri maami ko tujhse chudne se koi aitraaz nahi hai. Vo bhi tujhse sambandh banaane ke liye taiyaar hai. Aaj se jitne din tu yahaan hai, hum nahi balki tu uska pati hai. Tera jab mann kare, jahaan mann kare, jaise mann kare, tu use chod liyo. Ghodi banaana hai to ghodi bana. Humaare kamre me chodna hai to wahaan chod le use. Humaare saamne chod le, vo taiyaar hai sabke liye. Hume bhi koi dikkat nahi hogi. Lekin haan, ab tera maama tere liye itna bada balidaan de raha hai to tujhe bhi humaare liye kuch to karna hoga na? Tu bas itna kar de ki apne dimaag se nikaal de ki kabhi tune hume 1 laakh rupaye diye the. Tu ye baat bhool jaayega to hum aur teri maami bhi kuch din ke liye bhool jaayenge ki Gulaabi humaari patni aur humaare bete Bablu ki maa hai. Kya bolta hai? Kaisa hai humaara offer?

Sanjay abhi bhi chup baitha Prakash ko dekh raha tha. Prakash bhi apna utsaah kam nahi hone de raha tha. Lagaataar vo Sanjay par apni baaton se hamle kiye jaa raha tha.

Prakash: kya hua bhaanje? Humaara offer sunke pant ke andar hulchul huyi na? Arre offer hi ekdum badhiya diya hai humne tujhe. Chal bata ki manzoor hai na tujhe.

Prakash ki baat sunke Sanjay khaat se utar ke khada ho gaya. Usne apna peg 1 ghoot me khatam karke glass khaat pe rakh diya. Apni hatheliyon se usne apne chehre ko thoda masla aur uske baad 1 gehri saans chhod ke muskuraane laga. Uski muskuraahat dekh ke Prakash bhi khush ho gaya. Khush ho bhi kyon na, use apna udhaar maaf hota dikh raha tha.

Sanjay: maama, 1 baat bolun tumse?
Prakash: arre dil khol ke bol bhaanje.
Sanjay: mera baap tumhaare baare me sahi kehta tha.
Prakash: kya kehte the tere papa humaare baare me?
Sanjay: vo bolte the ki 'Sanju beta. Tera maama 1 number ka bhadwa insaan hai. Usse zyada matlab nahi rakhna. Vo bhosdika maadarchod hai 1 number ka. Saala itna bada waala randi ka hai ki time aane par apni maa ko bhi kothe me bech aaye'.

Sanjay ki baat sunke Prakash ke chehre se hasi gaayab ho gayi.

Sanjay: arre maama, muskuraana band kar diya tumne. Haa, mai bol raha tha ki mera baap kuch-kuch baatein to sahi karta tha. Tum ho to bhadwe insaan.
Prakash: ye kya bakwaas kar raha hai Sanju?
Sanjay: bakwaas. Mai kar raha hoon bakwaas. Aur tum jo itni der se jo bakchodi suna rahe ho mujhe, uska kya. Maadarchod maama, saala mera paisa chukaate nahi ban raha to tum bhadwagiri par utar aaye. Behanchod, tumhe sharam aayi ki nahi? Apne hi bhaanje se tum aisi baatein kar rahe ho. Mujhe lagta tha ki tumhaari capacity achchi khaasi hogi daaru ke liye lekin tum to 4-5 peg me hi mootne lage. Saala, tumhaari to ab gaand maarunga mai. Kitna ban raha tha tumhaara, 1 laakh haan. 1 minute ruko.

Ye kehte huye Sanjay ne apni jeb se 1 diary nikaali. Ye uske hisaab waali diary thi jisme vo saare udhaar ka hisaab rakhta tha.

Sanjay: haa to tumhe dene hai mere 1 laakh. Ab tumne 1 saal se 1 paisa nahi diya aur aaj jo tumne bakchodi ki hai, uske dand me lagega byaaj. 5 takke har mahine ke hisaab se huye saal ke 60000. Ab tum mere maama ho to tumhaare liye round figure karta hoon. 1.5 laakh dene hain tumko mere aur vo bhi is hafte ke end tak. Mai hafta bhar yahin hoon, jaate huye paise leke jaaunga. Agar nahi de paaye to tumhaara kuch na kuch bech ke paison ka jugaad karoonga lekin poora paisa leke jaaunga. Samjhe na? 1.5 laakh, 1 hafte me. Ab tum is baat ko mat bhoolna. Mai bhi nahi bhoolunga. Samajh gaye na biwi ke dalaal?

Ye bol ke Sanjay ghar ke andar jaane laga. Prakash ki bhi gaand fattne lagi thi. Usne Sanjay se Gulaabi ko chodne ki baat kehkar apne ki pair pe kulhaadi maar li thi. Uski samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab aakhir kaise 1 hafte me udhaar chukaayega.
Wahin jab Sanjay ghar ke andar jaa raha tha, tabhi Gulaabi Sanjay aur Prakash ko khaana khaane ke liye bulaane baahar aangan me aa rahi thi. Usko dekhte hi Sanjay ruk gaya. Gulaabi uske paas aayi.

Gulaabi: arre babua, hum tumko khaana khaane bulaane aane hi waale the....
Sanjay: maami, maine jab tumhaare ladke ko pelte huye use tumhaare naam se gaali baki thi to mujhe laga tha ki maine bura kiya lekin ab samajh me aaya ki tumko randi, chhinaal bula kar maine koi galti nahi ki hai.
Gulaabi: ye kya bakwaas kar raha hai haraamzaade. Daaru dimaag pe chadh gayi hai kya?
Sanjay: achcha hua maine daaru pee rakhi hai maami isliye tum aur tumhaara pati bache huye ho. Agar hosh me hota to abhi dono ki achche se leta. 1 number ki randi ho tum maami. Apna karzaa maaf karwaane ke liye apne hi bhaanje se chudne ke liye maan gayi. Arre tumko chudne ka itna hi shauk laga hai to kothe par jaakar baitho na. Yahaan kya gharelu banane ka dhong kar rahi ho. Aur tumhaara pati, dalla maadarchod. Ye baat bolte huye sharam bhi nahi aayi use apne bhaanje se. Behan ka lauda, sabne izzat hi bech khaayi hai yahaan pe.

Ye bolte huye Sanjay ghar ke andar chala gaya. Gulaabi pehle to samajhne ki koshish karti rahi ki aakhir Sanjay ko hua kya lekin jaise-jaise use Sanjay ki baatein yaad aa rahi thi, use samajh me bhi aane laga ki kya hua hai. Vo samajh gayi ki Prakash ne hi Sanjay ke saamne Gulaabi ko chodkar paise maaf karne ka offer rakha hai. Ye sab sochte huye Gulaabi ko gussa aa gaya aur vo tez kadmo se Prakash ki taraf chal padi.

To be continued.....
 

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Sanjay ne apni jeb se cigarette nikaali aur uske sulgaake kash maarne laga. Prakash apni patni ke peeche-peeche ghar ke andar chala gaya.
Gulaabi kitchen me jaake 1 thaali me aur chicken nikaalne lagi. Uske dil me is waqt gusse ki aag jal rahi thi. Uske mann me to aa raha tha ki jaise kasaai ne is murge ke tukde kiye hain, vaise hi vo bhi baahar baithe Sanjay ke tukde-tukde kar daale. Vo Sanjay ko sabak sikha sakti thi lekin beech me uska pati aa gaya varna kab ka Sanjay ko maar-maarke ghar se bhaga chuki hoti.
Vo apne gusse ki aag me jal rahi thi ki tabhi peeche se use kisi ne apni baahon me bhar liya. Gulaabi jaanti thi ki vo uska pati Prakash tha. Usne bhi gusse me uske dono haath jhatak diye aur usse alag ho gayi. Prakash samajh gaya ki use apni patni ko manaane ke liye bahot mehnat karni padegi.

Prakash: itna gussa hai humaari Gullu humse(Prakash pyaar se Gulaabi ko Gullu kehta hai). Pata hai, gusse me tum aur bhi garam lag rahi ho.

Ye bolte huye Prakash ne fir Gulaabi ko apni baahon me bharne ki koshish ki lekin fir se Gulaabi ne uska haath jhatak diya.

Gulaabi: hatiye peeche.
Prakash: kya ho gaya hai tumko Gullu?
Gulaabi: kuch nahi hua hai humko. Aap jaaiye aur ye chicken bhi leke jaaiye apne bhaanje ke liye. Khilaaiye use pet bhar ke. Agar kam pad jaaye to hume aur humaare bitwa Bablu ko bhi kaat ke khila dijiyega use.

Gulaabi ne gusse me chicken ki thaali Prakash ko pakda di aur waapis ghoomne lagi. Prakash ne bhi use rokne ke liye uska haath pakad liya aur thaali wahin slab pe rakh di.

Prakash: achcha to tum Sanju se gussa ho. Lekin uska gussa to hum pe kaahe nikaal rahi ho?
Gulaabi: aap par na nikaale to kis par nikaale. Vo haraamzaada baahar raja ki tarah baitha hua farmaayishein pesh kar raha hai aur tum wahaan baithe-baithe uska hukum baja rahe ho.
Prakash: arre Gullu. Humaari baat suno.....
Gulaabi: kuch nahi sunana humko. Vo bahin ka lauda, wahaan humaare saamne humaare ladke ko kutton ki tarah maar raha tha. Usko humaare naam se gaali de raha tha. Humaara dil to kar raha tha ki wahin uska khoon kar dein par aapne rok diya humko. Napunsak ki tarah aap wahaan humaari beizzati dekh rahe the.
Prakash: Paagal ho gayi ho kya Gullu? Chilla kyon rahi ho, thoda dheere bolo. Tum jaanti ho na ki haalaat kaise hain. Humne poocha Sanju se ki kyon aaya hai vo yahaan. Pata hai kya bola usne. Apna paisa lene aaya hai vo yahaan par. Uske karze ke tale dabe huye hain hum log.
Gulaabi: humko kuch nahi pata. Aap uske mooh par paisa maariye aur bhagaaiye use yahaan se. Kahin aisa na ho ki humaara maatha ghoom jaaye aur usko bhi uski chhinaal amma ki tarah gumshuda kar dein.
Prakash: kuch toh soch-samajh ke bolo. Kahaan se de hum 1 laakh rupaiya usko?
Gulaabi: jab dene ki aukaat nahi hai aapki to liye kyon the fir?
Prakash: humne apni khaatir liye the kya? Tum hi humaare peeche padi thi ki tumhaare kitchen ki marammat karaani hai. Ab jitna jeb se laga sakte the, humne lagaaye. Baaki ke liye maang liye usse paisa. Usme se jab thoda paisa bach gaya to tumhaara mann nahi bhara. Vo Mishrain ke ghar bada TV dekhkar tumhaare andar mirchi lagi thi. Fir kya bola tha tumne humse, yaad hai na. 'Suniye ji, humko bhi ghar mein bada TV chahiye. Bhale hi sasta laaiye lekin us Mishrain ke TV se bada hona chahiye'. To lo, le aaye tumhaare liye TV. Ab tum dekho poora din saas bahu aur hum chinta me jalte rahe ki kahaan se laaye Sanju ka paisa. Badi mushkil se guzaara hota hai. Thoda bahot jo paisa bachta hai, vo bhi tumhaare ladke ke college fees bharne me chala jaata hai. Ab tum bataao ki kya raasta hai humaare paas Sanju ki khaatirdaari karne ke alaawa. Agar hum usko kuch bolte aur vo kal ke kal hi humse paisa maang leta to kahaan se dete uske paise.

Prakash ki baat sunke Gulaabi chup ho gayi. Vo samajh gayi thi ki Sanjay ke saamne chup rehne ke alaawa aur koi chaara nahi tha uske paas. Usne bhi chupchaap cooker nikaala aur usme chaawal pakaane ki taiyaari karne lagi. Prakash abhi bhi wahaan khade hokar apni biwi ko dekh raha tha. Bhale hi vo apni biwi ka gussa shaant kara chuke the lekin uske dimaag me 1 hi chinta chal rahi thi ki Sanjay ka paisa dega to dega kaise. Use kuch na kuch to jugaad lagaana tha jisse Sanjay ya to use time de paisa dene ka ya to uska karza maaf hi kar de. Aur Sanjay to dono hi karne ke mood me nahi tha. Fir aakhir kaise paise dene se bacha jaaye. Yahi sab sochte huye Prakash kitchen se chicken leke jaane laga tha ki tabhi uske dimaag ki batti jali aur vo turant palat ke apni patni ke paas aaya.

Prakash: suno na Gullu. Humaare dimaag me abhi 1 idea aaya hai.
Gulaabi: kaisa idea?
Prakash: idea aisa hai ki agar chal gaya to Sanjay ko 1 rupaiya nahi dena padega humko. Bas isme humko tumhaara saath chahiye.
Gulaabi: humaara kaisa saath chahiye?
Prakash: tumhaara isme sabse ahem kirdaar hone waala hai Gullu. Matlab ye samajh lo ki tum hi ho jo ab Sanju se humaara udhaar maaf karwa sakti ho.
Gulaabi: hum kaise maaf karwaayenge aapka udhaar.
Prakash: tumhe yaad hai, Sanjay baahar Bablu se kya keh raha tha?
Gulaabi: aap kaahe jale par namak chhidakne ka kaam kar rahe hain?
Prakash: arre tum bataao to sahi tumko yaad hai na?
Gulaabi: sab yaad hai humko. Kaise bhool sakte hain itna sab? Marte dum tak nahi bhoolenge. Saala, kutta, haraamzaada. Humaare ladke ko maadarchod, randi putra, chhinaal ki aulaad bola vo. Aur kya bol raha tha ki agar Bablu uska bhai nahi hota to uski maa chod deta uske saamne....
Prakash: haan. Tumne 1 baat par dhyaan diya?
Gulaabi: kaisi baat?
Prakash: usne ye sabhi gaali Bablu ko nahi, tumko di hain. Usne tumhe randi, chhinaal, bete se chudne waali aurat kaha. Yahaan tak ki usne ye bhi kaha ki agar vo humaara rishtedaar na hota to vo tumko chod deta.
Gulaabi: aap kya bol rahe hain. Humaari hi baat ko dauhraa rahe hain. Saaf-saaf boliye kya bolna chahte hain aap. Aise paheliyaan na bujhaaiye.
Prakash: Gullu. Hum jo bolne jaa rahe hain usse bura mat maanana. Humaara karza sirf tum maaf karwa sakti ho ab. Humaara karza maaf karwaane ke liye Sanju se chud jaao tum.
Gulaabi: hein...
Prakash: haa Gullu. 38 saal ki hone ke baawjood bhi tum itni khoobsurat ho. Tumhaare saath har koi sambhog ke liye taiyaar ho jaayega. Sanju bhi agar ho gaya to tum uske saamne sharat rakhna ki vo humaara poora karza maaf kar de. Fir vo humaara karza maaf kar hi dega. Uske baad tum usko bilkul humaare jaisa samajhna. Vo jab, jahaan bole, tum chud jaana. Tumhe usse chudta hua dekhkar humein dukh to hoga lekin hum apne dil pe patthar rakh ke ye sab seh lenge.

Prakash ne apni baat khatam kari aur Gulaabi ko dekhne laga. Gulaabi sar jhukaaye chupchaap khadi thi jaise kisi soch me doobi ho. Use chup dekhkar Prakash uske paas aaya.

Prakash: Gullu, tumne suna na ki humne kya bola.....aaaahhhhhh amma.....

Prakash Gulaabi ke paas pahocha hi tha ki tabhi Gulaabi ne belan utha liya aur ghuma ke Prakash ke baazu par de maara. Prakash ne dard ke maare apna haath pakad liya.

Prakash: pagla gayi ho kya Gullu?
Gulaabi: hum pagla gaye hain. Arre aap pagla gaye hain. Lagta hai daaru dimaag par chadhne lagi hai aapke. Sanju bekaar hi Bablu ko bhadwa bol raha tha. Asli bhadwe to aap hain ji....
Prakash: kya bakwaas kar rahi ho?
Gulaabi: hum bakwaas kar rahe hain. Aur jo abhi aapne bola, vo kya tha. Param gyaan. Kya bola aapne ki hum Sanju se chud jaayein. Sharam nahi aayi aapko apni biwi se ye bolte huye ki vo apne bhaanje se chud jaaye. Arre kaise pati ho aap jo apna karza maaf karwaane ke liye hume apne se chhote, vo bhi humaare bhaanje ke saamne bich jaane ko keh rahe ho. Arre chudke hi paisa maaf karwaana hai to aap hi gaand marwa lijiye na apne bhaanje se.

Ye bolte huye Gulaabi ne belan 2-3 baar aur ghuma diya tha. Prakash bhi khud ko bachaane ke liye Gulaabi se door bhaagne laga.

Prakash: arre humaari Gullu raani. Humaari baat suno to sahi....
Gulaabi: humko kuch nahi sunana. Aap bhaagiye yahaan se varna kahin aisa na ho ki aaj 1 patni ke haathon apne hi pati ka khoon ho jaaye. Bhaagiye yahaan se.

Prakash Gulaabi ka gussa dekh ke wahaan se 9-2-11 ho gaya. Gulaabi ne bhi khud ko shaant karne ke liye gehri saanse li aur fir belan chhod kar waapis chaawal banaane lagi. Chaawal banaate huye vo badbadaaye jaa rahi thi.

Gulaabi: maadarchod, bahin ke laude. Dono bhai-behan 1 jaise hi hain. Behan chhinaal saali bhaag gayi aur bhai bhadwagiri kar raha hai. Kis bahinchod khaandaan mein biyaah diye humaare babuji humko....

Udhar Prakash bhi chicken lekar daudta hua aangan me aaya. Sanjay abhi bhi khaat par baitha hua cigarette pee raha tha. Apne maama ko aata dekhkar usne apne maama ko fatkaar lagaayi.

Sanjay: arre maama. Kitchen se murgaa lene gaye the ya murga paida karne chale gaye the. Itna time laga diya. Saala yahaan akela baithe-baithe sutta pee raha hoon mai.
Prakash: kuch nahi beta. Zara teri maami ki madad kar rahe the khaana banaane mein. Arre tujhe itna paseena kaise ho gaya?
Sanjay: yahaan garmi me bitha rakha hai aur poochte ho ki paseena kaise ho gaya. Arre tum bakchodi chhodo aur jaldi peg banaao. Saala tumhaare intezaar me baraf bhi pighal gayi.

Prakash ne Sanjay aur khud ke liye peg banaaye aur uske baad daaru chalne lagi. Dono lagaataar peg pe peg piye jaa rahe the. Prakash ko to sasti daaru ki aadat thi isliye use daaru gatkaane me koi dikkat nahi ho rahi thi lekin Sanjay bechaara sasti daaru ka aadi nahi tha. Vo daaru ke swaad se bachne ke liye murge ke pata nahi kitne pieces khaa gaya. Thodi der me daaru ne apna asar dikhaana shuru kiya aur dono ko chadne lagi.

Sanjay: maama, 1 baat bolun?
Prakash: haa bol.
Sanjay: tum bahot maadarchod aadmi ho. Saala mera paisa de hi nahi rahe ho. Pata hai kitni mehnat lagti hai paisa kamaane me. Saala mera baap to mujhe apne haal par chhod ke apni randi ke paas bhaag gaya chandigarh. Mai saala nanhi si jaan jo roz subah 11 to kabhi 12 baje uthata tha, ab 7 baje uthata hai. Utho, nahaao, naashta karo aur fir bhaago dukaan 9 baje se pehle. Saala shaam ko mai party kiya karta tha. Lekin ab raat-raat bhar dukaan mein baithke gaand ghisni padti hai. Oopar se chootiye customers ko dekho, unki alag-alag farmaayish suno. Behan ke laudo ko kuch bhi dikhaao to saalo ko pasand hi nahi aata. Bas 1 ratt lagakar rakhenge, 'aur dikhaao. Kuch aur dikhaao'. Aao saala gaand dekh lo meri aur achchi lage to tel lagaake maar bhi lena. Din raat 1 karke maine paise kamaaye. Fir tum aa gaye meri zindagi mein saap banke. Tum meri maa ke bhai the isliye tum par bharosa karke maine tumhe paisa diya lekin tumne bharose ki maiya chod di. Saala 1 rupaiya nahi de paa rahe ho tum.
Prakash: arre beta. Bataaya to tujhe ki thoda tangi chal rahi hai. Aur tu bhi na. Tu jitne paise ke liye ro raha hai, utna to tu 1 se 2 hafta me kama leta hai.
Sanjay: haa betichod. Saala 1-1 rupaiya kamaane me gaand ke taake khul jaate hain. Behanchod tum baitho 1 din dukaan par meri jagah. Fir tumhe pata chalega ki kitni mehnat lagti hai 1 laakh kamaane me. 1 se 2 hafta... Laao yaar, tum peg laao mera.

Sanjay ne Prakash se 1 aur peg liya aur use 1 hi ghoont me pee gaya. Prakash ne socha ki Sanjay ko chad gayi hai. Vo Sanjay se apna karza maaf karwaane ke baare me sochne laga.

Prakash(mann me): ye to haath dhoke peeche pada hai. Kaise maaf karwaayein isse karzaa. Haan, 1 kaam kar sakte hain. Iske saamne Gulaabi ko chodne ka prastaav rakhte hain. Lekin Gulaabi to mana kar chuki hai na fir kaise humaara idea kaam karega. 1 kaam karte hain, iske saamne 1 baar apni baat rakh ke dekhte hain. Agar ye maan gaya to Gulaabi ko to kaise na kaise hum mana hi lenge. Haa ye sahi hai. Poochte hain isse.

Sanjay ne apna khaali glass Prakash ko de diya aur chicken khaane laga. Prakash ne Sanju ke glass me daaru daali aur fir glass uske haath me thama diya.

Prakash: bhaanje aaj mausam kitna suhaana ho raha hai na?
Sanjay: mera lund suhaana ho raha hai. Behanchod garmi ne gaand maar li hai. Kis manhoos ghadi me maine yahaan aane ka faisla kiya. Lekin aata nahi to paise kaise leta apne.
Prakash: arre bhai, tu kuch bhi keh. Par hume to mausam suhaana lag raha hai. Oopar se daaru ne alag suroor bana diya hai. Ab to lene ka mann kar raha hai kisi ki.
Sanjay: kisi ki se kya matlab hai tumhaara. Pyjaame me itni aag lagi hai to andar maami ke paas hi jaaoge na? Ya raah chalti kisi ko bhi chod doge.
Prakash: haa, sahi bol raha hai tu. Bas ye peg khatam ho jaaye humaara. Fir jaayenge teri maami ke paas aur palang tod sex karenge. Kya katto lagti hai teri maami saaree mein. Mann karta hai ki din-raat usi ke peticot me ghuse rahein.
Sanjay: maama, sharam kar lo. Bhaanja baitha hai saamne aur hawasi bane huye ho tum. Kam se kam mere saamne to ye sab mat bolo.
Prakash: arre tu is waqt humaara bhaanja nahi, humaara dost hai. Humaare saath humaare dost ki tarah reh.
Sanjay: achcha. Theek hai. Aur bhosdike Prakash, kahaan gaand marwaata hai aajkal?
Prakash: hein....
Sanjay: chaunko mat maama. Mai apne doston se aise hi baat karta hoon.
Prakash: arre tu chhod ye sab bakchodi aur ye bata hume. Gulaabi kaisi lagti hai tujhko?
Sanjay: kaisi lagti hai matlab?
Prakash: arre seedha sawaal pooch rahein hain tujhse. Kaisi lagti hai Gulaabi tujhe?
Sanjay: achchi gharelu aurat lagti hai. Baaki gussa bahot tez hai unka, lekin daba leti hai sabke saamne. Ab unke saamne maine unke ladke ko achche se lataada lekin fir bhi kuch na boli to achchi hi aurat hogi.
Prakash: arre tu bhi na. Kaisi faaltu baatein kar raha hai. Sach-sach bata na ki kaisi lagti hai tujhe Gulaabi.
Sanjay: maama, tumhaara sawaal mai samajh nahi paa raha hoon. Khichdi pakaana band karo aur seedhe-seedhe bataao ki tum jaanana kya chaah rahe ho mujhse.
Prakash: achcha theek hai. Gulaabi tujhe garam katto maal nahi lagti. 38 ki ho gayi hai teri maami lekin jism aisa ki abhi bhi laundo se lekar buddho ke hathiyaar khade ho jaayein. Tera bhi to apni maami ko dekh ke mann kiya hoga na use chodne ka.
Sanjay: maama....
Prakash: arre kiya hoga. Subaah dekha hi tha humne ki kaise gale milne ke bahaane tu usse chipke jaa raha tha. Mann to kar raha tha na tera ki uske bade-bade papeeto jaisi choochiyon ko apne haathon me daboch le aur uski gaddedaar gaand ko apni hatheliyon me bharkar masale tu.

Sanjay chupchaap baitha apne maama ko hairaan hoke dekh raha tha. Prakash ne Sanjay ko chup dekha to usne apni asli chaal chalne ka faisla kiya.

Prakash: teri chuppi bata rahi hai ki hum jo bol rahe hain, vo sab sach hai. Tu bada hi kameena hai Sanju. Apni maami ko chodna chaahta hai na tu? Koi baat nahi. Humse darr mat. Arre hum maama hain tere. Maama baad me hain, usse pehle dost haine tere. Jis umar se tu guzar raha hai, usse hum bhi guzre hain. Is umar me ye sab hona aam baat hai. Achcha sun, humaare paas tere liye 1 offer hai. 1 aisa offer, jisse tere dil aur lund, dono ko shaanti mil jaayegi. Tu jab tak yahaan hai, Gulaabi ko chod sakta hai. Chinta mat kar, teri maami ko tujhse chudne se koi aitraaz nahi hai. Vo bhi tujhse sambandh banaane ke liye taiyaar hai. Aaj se jitne din tu yahaan hai, hum nahi balki tu uska pati hai. Tera jab mann kare, jahaan mann kare, jaise mann kare, tu use chod liyo. Ghodi banaana hai to ghodi bana. Humaare kamre me chodna hai to wahaan chod le use. Humaare saamne chod le, vo taiyaar hai sabke liye. Hume bhi koi dikkat nahi hogi. Lekin haan, ab tera maama tere liye itna bada balidaan de raha hai to tujhe bhi humaare liye kuch to karna hoga na? Tu bas itna kar de ki apne dimaag se nikaal de ki kabhi tune hume 1 laakh rupaye diye the. Tu ye baat bhool jaayega to hum aur teri maami bhi kuch din ke liye bhool jaayenge ki Gulaabi humaari patni aur humaare bete Bablu ki maa hai. Kya bolta hai? Kaisa hai humaara offer?

Sanjay abhi bhi chup baitha Prakash ko dekh raha tha. Prakash bhi apna utsaah kam nahi hone de raha tha. Lagaataar vo Sanjay par apni baaton se hamle kiye jaa raha tha.

Prakash: kya hua bhaanje? Humaara offer sunke pant ke andar hulchul huyi na? Arre offer hi ekdum badhiya diya hai humne tujhe. Chal bata ki manzoor hai na tujhe.

Prakash ki baat sunke Sanjay khaat se utar ke khada ho gaya. Usne apna peg 1 ghoot me khatam karke glass khaat pe rakh diya. Apni hatheliyon se usne apne chehre ko thoda masla aur uske baad 1 gehri saans chhod ke muskuraane laga. Uski muskuraahat dekh ke Prakash bhi khush ho gaya. Khush ho bhi kyon na, use apna udhaar maaf hota dikh raha tha.

Sanjay: maama, 1 baat bolun tumse?
Prakash: arre dil khol ke bol bhaanje.
Sanjay: mera baap tumhaare baare me sahi kehta tha.
Prakash: kya kehte the tere papa humaare baare me?
Sanjay: vo bolte the ki 'Sanju beta. Tera maama 1 number ka bhadwa insaan hai. Usse zyada matlab nahi rakhna. Vo bhosdika maadarchod hai 1 number ka. Saala itna bada waala randi ka hai ki time aane par apni maa ko bhi kothe me bech aaye'.

Sanjay ki baat sunke Prakash ke chehre se hasi gaayab ho gayi.

Sanjay: arre maama, muskuraana band kar diya tumne. Haa, mai bol raha tha ki mera baap kuch-kuch baatein to sahi karta tha. Tum ho to bhadwe insaan.
Prakash: ye kya bakwaas kar raha hai Sanju?
Sanjay: bakwaas. Mai kar raha hoon bakwaas. Aur tum jo itni der se jo bakchodi suna rahe ho mujhe, uska kya. Maadarchod maama, saala mera paisa chukaate nahi ban raha to tum bhadwagiri par utar aaye. Behanchod, tumhe sharam aayi ki nahi? Apne hi bhaanje se tum aisi baatein kar rahe ho. Mujhe lagta tha ki tumhaari capacity achchi khaasi hogi daaru ke liye lekin tum to 4-5 peg me hi mootne lage. Saala, tumhaari to ab gaand maarunga mai. Kitna ban raha tha tumhaara, 1 laakh haan. 1 minute ruko.

Ye kehte huye Sanjay ne apni jeb se 1 diary nikaali. Ye uske hisaab waali diary thi jisme vo saare udhaar ka hisaab rakhta tha.

Sanjay: haa to tumhe dene hai mere 1 laakh. Ab tumne 1 saal se 1 paisa nahi diya aur aaj jo tumne bakchodi ki hai, uske dand me lagega byaaj. 5 takke har mahine ke hisaab se huye saal ke 60000. Ab tum mere maama ho to tumhaare liye round figure karta hoon. 1.5 laakh dene hain tumko mere aur vo bhi is hafte ke end tak. Mai hafta bhar yahin hoon, jaate huye paise leke jaaunga. Agar nahi de paaye to tumhaara kuch na kuch bech ke paison ka jugaad karoonga lekin poora paisa leke jaaunga. Samjhe na? 1.5 laakh, 1 hafte me. Ab tum is baat ko mat bhoolna. Mai bhi nahi bhoolunga. Samajh gaye na biwi ke dalaal?

Ye bol ke Sanjay ghar ke andar jaane laga. Prakash ki bhi gaand fattne lagi thi. Usne Sanjay se Gulaabi ko chodne ki baat kehkar apne ki pair pe kulhaadi maar li thi. Uski samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab aakhir kaise 1 hafte me udhaar chukaayega.
Wahin jab Sanjay ghar ke andar jaa raha tha, tabhi Gulaabi Sanjay aur Prakash ko khaana khaane ke liye bulaane baahar aangan me aa rahi thi. Usko dekhte hi Sanjay ruk gaya. Gulaabi uske paas aayi.

Gulaabi: arre babua, hum tumko khaana khaane bulaane aane hi waale the....
Sanjay: maami, maine jab tumhaare ladke ko pelte huye use tumhaare naam se gaali baki thi to mujhe laga tha ki maine bura kiya lekin ab samajh me aaya ki tumko randi, chhinaal bula kar maine koi galti nahi ki hai.
Gulaabi: ye kya bakwaas kar raha hai haraamzaade. Daaru dimaag pe chadh gayi hai kya?
Sanjay: achcha hua maine daaru pee rakhi hai maami isliye tum aur tumhaara pati bache huye ho. Agar hosh me hota to abhi dono ki achche se leta. 1 number ki randi ho tum maami. Apna karzaa maaf karwaane ke liye apne hi bhaanje se chudne ke liye maan gayi. Arre tumko chudne ka itna hi shauk laga hai to kothe par jaakar baitho na. Yahaan kya gharelu banane ka dhong kar rahi ho. Aur tumhaara pati, dalla maadarchod. Ye baat bolte huye sharam bhi nahi aayi use apne bhaanje se. Behan ka lauda, sabne izzat hi bech khaayi hai yahaan pe.


Ye bolte huye Sanjay ghar ke andar chala gaya. Gulaabi pehle to samajhne ki koshish karti rahi ki aakhir Sanjay ko hua kya lekin jaise-jaise use Sanjay ki baatein yaad aa rahi thi, use samajh me bhi aane laga ki kya hua hai. Vo samajh gayi ki Prakash ne hi Sanjay ke saamne Gulaabi ko chodkar paise maaf karne ka offer rakha hai. Ye sab sochte huye Gulaabi ko gussa aa gaya aur vo tez kadmo se Prakash ki taraf chal padi.

To be continued.....
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Ye 200 de to rkkhe h pure bhi honge ya reader ko pagal bnane ko diye h
Index copy paste kiya hai bhai
Jab kahaani khatam hogi to wahaan tak jitne update honge, uske hisaab se update kar doonga bhai
Baaki agar aapko kahaani adhoora chhootne ka dar hai to befikar rahe
Kahaani zaroor poori hogi bhai
Baaki agar aapko kahaani achchi lage to apni pratikriya zaroor dena
 
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UPDATE - 5

Gulaabi pehle to samajhne ki koshish karti rahi ki aakhir Sanjay ko hua kya lekin jaise-jaise use Sanjay ki baatein yaad aa rahi thi, use samajh me bhi aane laga ki kya hua hai. Vo samajh gayi ki Prakash ne hi Sanjay ke saamne Gulaabi ko chodkar paise maaf karne ka offer rakha hai. Ye sab sochte huye Gulaabi ko gussa aa gaya aur vo tez kadmo se Prakash ki taraf chal padi.
Gulaabi Prakash ke paas pahochi to usne dekha ki Prakash ke chehre par gussa tha aur 1 haath pe botal aur doosre haath me glass leke vo peg bana raha tha.

Gulaabi: bablu ke papa. Aapka dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai kya? Apne nashe pe kaabu nahi hai kya aapka? Kya bola aapne Sanju se?
Prakash: baad me bataayenge tumko Gullu. Abhi humko daaru peene do. Aur haan. 15 minute me aayenge hum khaana khaane. Laga dena.
Gulaabi: daaru daaru daaru.

Gulaabi ne Prakash se botal chheen li aur use fodne waali thi ki tabhi Prakash ne uska haath pakad liya.

Prakash: dimmag kharaab ho gaya kya tumhaara Gullu? Kya kar rahi ho ye?
Gulaabi: aapki botal fod denge abhi hum. Jaldi bataaiye ki kya bola hai aapne Sanju se.
Prakash: arre yaar. Humne usse wahi kaha hai jo tumse kaha tha. Usko tumhe chodne ka offer diya tha humne taaki humaara karza maaf ho jaaye. Sun liya jo sunana chahti thi. Khush ho. Ab botal laao humaari tum.

Prakash ki baat sunke pehle to Gulaabi thodi der hairaan hoke use dekhti rahi. Lekin fir usne apna aapa kho diya aur botal zameen par patak ke fod di. Botal footate hi Prakash ko gussa aa gaya aur usne gusse me Gulaabi ka haath pakad liya.

Prakash: pagla gayi ho kya Gullu? Ye kya kiya tumne? Botal fodne ki kya zaroorat aa gayi thi.
Gulaabi: aap humko apne bhaanje ke saath sone ke liye keh sakte hai aur hum aapki botal bhi nahi fod sakte. Jo kiya, sahi kiya hai humne. Aap jo aaj behaki baatein kar rahe hain, uski wajah ye sharaab hai. Aapke dimaag par chadne lagi hai ab. Aapki sochne samajhne ki shakti hi khatam ho gayi hai. Agar shakti baaki hoti to kabhi humaare aur Sanju ke saamne ye prastaav na rakhte.
Prakash: bakwaas band karo aur jaake khaana lagaao. Humko bhook lagi hai.
Gulaabi: maa chudaane jaaye aapki bhookh, maa chudaane gaya khaana aur maa chudaaye aap. Hum jaa rahe hain apne kamre me. Saara khaana bhi fek denge hum. 1 raat bhookhe soyenge to akal apne aap thikaane aa jaayegi.

Ye bolkar Gulaabi ghar ke andar chali gayi. Andar aate hi sabse pehle vo kitchen me gayi aur usne saara khaana koode ke dabbe me fek diya aur uske baad kitchen band karke apne kamre me chali gayi. Sanjay bhi apne kamre me jaake so gaya tha. Bechaare Bablu ne aaj jitni gaali aur maar khaayi thi, usse uska pet bhar gaya tha. Ab khaane ki zaroorat thi nahi use.
Kamre me aate hi Gulaabi bistar ke 1 kinaare par aake karwat ke bal let gayi aur mann hi mann apne pariwaar ke logo ko gaali dene lagi. Saath-saath uske dimaag me abhi bhi Sanjay ki kahi baatein ghoom rahi thi. Use apne pati par sharam aa rahi thi ki vo kaise apne hi bhaanje se apni patni ko chodne ki baat keh sakta hai. Ab bhale hi Gulaabi Sanjay ke saath kuch bhi nahi karna chahti thi lekin fir bhi Sanjay ke mann me Gulaabi ki 1 randi waali chhawi ban chuki thi. Gulaabi ko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki vo kare to kya kare. Sanjay se baat karke uske mann me apni chhawi sudhaare ya fir rehne de. Kashmakash me doobi Gulaabi bistar par bhatakti rahi aur use neend bhi nahi aayi.
Kareeb 1 ghante baad Prakash kamre me aaya aur bistar ke doosre kinaare par aake baith gaya. Gulaabi jaag rahi thi aur apne pati ke kamre me aane se uske dimaag me fir se gussa bhar gaya tha lekin vo chupchaap apne pati ki taraf peeth karke leti rahi.

Prakash: Gullu. O humaari Gullu raani.

Prakash Gulaabi ko aawaaz lagaata raha lekin Gulaabi ne koi pratikriya nahi di. Prakash bhi Gulaabi ke peeche let gaya aur 1 haath usne Gulaabi ki kamar par rakh diya. Kamar par haath padte hi Gulaabi ne use jhatak diya. Prakash samajh gaya ki aage ki raah bahot kathin hai par chalna padega.

Prakash: humaari Gullu itna gussa hai kya? Hum abhi tumhaari saari naaraazgi door kar denge.

Prakash ne apna haath fir se Gulaabi ki kamar par rakh diya. Gulaabi use fir se jhatakne lagi lekin is baar Prakash ne haath nahi hataaya. Usne apne haath ko Gulaabi ki kamar par lapet diya aur peeche se Gulaabi se sat kar let gaya. Gulaabi ko achaanak jhatka laga. Apni gaand par use kuch chubhta hua mehsoos hua. Vo samajh gayi ki Prakash ka saade 5 inchi hathiyaar khada ho chuka hai aur Gulaabi ki bur me ghusne ki guhaar laga raha hai. Lekin Gulaabi ka dimaag kharaab tha aur chudai ka rattibhar bhi mood nahi tha uska. Vo apni gaand ko Prakash ke lund se door karne lagi. Saath hi saath vo apne dono haath istemaal karke Prakash ki pakad se apni kamar ko chhudaane ki bhi koshish karne lagi. Lekin uska zor lagaana kisi bhi kaam nahi aa raha tha. Prakash ne uske dono haath pakad ke uske pet pe laga diye aur doosre haath se gulaabi ki gardan se baal hataake uski peeth aur gardan pe choomne laga. Saath hi saath neeche se vo dheere-dheere apne lund ko saaree ke oopar se Gulaabi ki gaand pe ragad raha tha. Gulaabi uski pakad me kasmasa rahi thi lekin koi faayeda nahi tha.

Gulaabi: chhodiye hume. Hum keh rahe hai chhodiye. Bablu ke papa chhodiye na humko.
Prakash: chhod denge lekin pehle tumhaari shareer se tapak rahe amrit ras ko to pee lein.

Ye bolke Prakash ne Gulaabi ke kaan ko apne daanto se pakad liya aur hontho se choosne laga. Choosne ke saath vo kabhi-kabhi apni jeebh ko kaan ke chhed me daal deta. Isse Gulaabi ko gudgudi ka ehsaas hota jo uske jism me sarsaraahat paida kar rahi thi. Prakash kuch der yoon hi laga raha lekin fir usne position badalne ki sochi kyonki is tarah se uska doosra haath khaali reh jaa raha tha aur Gulaabi ke jism ko bhi vo achche se bhog nahi paa raha tha. Usne Gulaabi ko pakad ke seedha leta diya aur khud uske oopar aa gaya. Usne Gulaabi ke saaree ke pallu ko hata ke side me fek diya. Gulaabi abhi bhi uska virodh kar rahi thi lekin Prakash ne use fir bhi na chhoda. Uske haathon ko uske sar ke dono taraf bistar par daba ke Prakash uske oopar chadh gaya. Vo Gulaabi ke gale, gardan aur blouse ke oopar chhaati ko choomne laga. Gulaabi kasmasaane ke alaawa aur kuch nahi kar paa rahi thi. Apne pet par use kuch mulaayam cheez fisalti mehsoos ho rahi thi. Vo samajh gayi ki Prakash neeche se nanga ho chuka hai aur uska nanga khada lund Gulaabi ke pet par fisal raha hai.
Prakash ne Gulaabi ke haath chhode aur blouse ke oopar se uski choochiyon ko pakad ke dabaane laga. Haath chhootate hi Gulaabi ne Prakash ke kandho ko pakad ke dhakka dena shuru kar diya.

Gulaabi: hmmmm.....hatiye bablu ke papa. aaahhhhh.....humne kaha na hatiye.
Prakash: kaahe humko khud se door kar rahi ho Gullu. Tumhaare gulaab jal se bhare jism ko bhoge bina hum kahin jaa paayenge kya. Humko tumhaara ras peene do Gullu.
Gulaabi: aap kaahe pee rahe hain. Apne bhaanje ko bhejiye na taaki vo humaare jism ko chakhne ke baad aapka udhaar maaf kar de.
Prakash: humko maaf kardo Gullu. Us samay humko kuch nahi sooja to hum usko bol diye. Hum tumse bahot pyaar karte hain Gullu. Humko mat roko Gullu.

Prakash ne Gulaabi ke blouse ko chhaati se pakda aur kheech ke khol diya. Gulaabi ke blouse ke hook toot gaye aur uski bra ke kaid uske papeete baahar aane ko tarasne lage. Prakash ne bina bra utaare hi Gulaabi ki choochiyon ko baahar nikaala aur unhe dabaate huye unka ras peene laga. Nipple par jeebh padte hi Gulaabi ke badan ne jhatka khaaya. Uske nipple uske jism ka sabse sensitive part the. Chhoone bhar se Gulaabi apne aap par se kaabu khone lagti thi. Itne saalon ki shaadi ke baad Prakash Gulaabi ka yeh raaz achche se jaanta tha. Use pata tha ki choochiyon par jeebh lagte hi Gulaabi ka virodh bhi kam hone lagega. Hua bhi aisa hi. Jo haath ab tak Prakash ka virodh kar rahe the, wahi haath ab uski peeth par the aur use Gulaabi ki aur kheech rahe the jaise khud Gulaabi use aamantran de rahi ho ki aao aur meri choot ko bhog lo.

Gulaabi: aaaahhhhhh......Bablu ke papa aahhh..... sssiiiiiii..... ye galat hai aaahhhhhhh.....
Prakash: kya galat hai?
Gulaabi: aaaaiiiiiii......sssiiiiiiii..... aapko humaari kamzori pata hai....aaahhhhhh...... aur aap har baar is baat ka faayeda utha lete hain aaaiiiii mmmmmaaaaa ssssiiiiiiiii kaatiye mat na ooohhhhhhhh mmmmmmmaaaaa
Prakash: hum tumko paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain Gullu. Tum humaari jaan ho aur tumhaare bina 1 pal jeena bhi humaare liye mushkil hai.

Prakash Gulaabi ke oopar se hata aur use bhi bistar par pakad ke baitha diya. Vo Gulaabi ka blouse utaarne laga. Usse zyada jaldi Gulaabi ko thi. Gulaabi ne apna blouse utaara aur side me fek diya. Prakash apni shirt utaarne laga aur utni hi der me Gulaabi ne bhi apni saaree ko apne jism se alag kar diya. Ab uske jism par sirf bra aur peticot tha. Prakash ne 1 baar Gulaabi ko oopar se neeche tak dekha. Kamre ki light me Gulaabi ka gulaabi badan chamak raha tha. Gulaabi ki aankhon me hawas chamak rahi thi. Gulaabi ko dekhkar Prakash khud ko rok nahi paaya aur usne Gulaabi ke chehre ko pakad ke uske honthon ko apne honthon me le liya aur zor se choosne laga. Kuch der honthon ko choosne ke baad usne Gulaabi ka sar peeche se pakda aur use apne lund par jhuka diya. Gulaabi bhi turant lund pe lapak padi. Apni mutthi me lund ko bharke usne lund ke chuppe maarne shuru kar diye.
Wahin doosri taraf Sanjay ki neend pyaas lagne ki wajah se toot gayi. Vo apni aankhein malte hue bistar par baith gaya. Uski aankhein khul nahi rahi thi. Sar me tez dard ho raha tha jo ki daaru ke hangover ki wajah se tha. Pet bhi bina kuch khaaye sone ki wajah se jal raha tha. Moot bhi laga tha zoron ka. Sanjay ne 1 baar kamre me lagi ghadi me time dekha aur fir sar jhuka ke baith gaya. Apne haathon se vo apne sar ko masal raha tha.

Sanjay: maadarchod kyon hi aaya mai yahaan. Agar mera kaam na hota to bilkul is behan ki lodi jagah pe nahi aata mai.

Sanjay gaali bakte huye bistar se utha aur bathroom ki taraf jaane laga. Vo abhi bathroom ke paas pahocha hi tha ki tabhi uske kaano me sisakne ki aawaaz padi. Vo sisak itni sexy thi ki vo aawaaz sunte hi Sanjay ka lund khada ho gaya. Sanjay ke kadam apne aap us aawaaz ki taraf badhne lage. Kuch hi der me vo maama-maami ke kamre ke gate ke saamne khada tha. Vo apne aap ko rokna chaah raha tha lekin rok na paaya aur kona dhoondne laga jahaan se vo andar dekh sake.

Sanjay(mann me): jiska sisakna itna sexy hai, uska badan kitna sexy hoga.

Sanjay ko jab darwaaze me koi jagah nahi mili andar jhaakne ke liye to vo thoda aage badha aur khidki ke paas aake khada ho gaya. Uski kismat achchi thi ki is waqt kamre ki khidki par kundi nahi lagi thi. Usne khidki ko pakad ke halke se khola aur andar jhaakne laga. Andar ka nazaara dekhte hi uski pant me bana hua tambu aur tight ho gaya. Bed ke kinaare par Prakash zameen par nanga khada tha aur wahin uski maami Gulaabi bistar par kutiya bane huye apne pati ke lund ke chuppe maar rahi thi. Gulaabi ke shareer par neeche peticot aur oopar sirf bra thi. Bra bhi sirf naam ke liye thi. Badi-badi 38 size ki choochiyan to bra se baahar latak rahi thi. Garmi ke kaaran poora badan paseene se bheega hua tha. Oopar se room me jal rahi light ki wajah se Gulaabi ka paseene se latpat gora jism chamak raha tha. Us waqt uska chamakta hua badan kisi apsara ko bhi takkar de sakta tha. Latakte huyi choochiyon par nipple kisi kaale angoor ke daane ke samaan lag raha tha.



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Prakash: aaahhhhhhh Gullu raani, kya choosti hai tu lund. aaaahhhhh teri isi kala ke deewaane hain hum. Shaadi ke itne saal ho gaye hain lekin aaj bhi tera mooh humaare lund ko waisa hi sukoon deta hai, jaisa shaadi ke pehle din deta tha. aaahhhhhhh soch jab tera mooh itna sukhdaay hai to teri choot kitni sukhdaayi hogi humaare liye. Humaare liye to teri choot moksha ka dwaar hai aaahhhhhhh

Gulaabi bina ruke Prakash ka lund choosti rahi. Kuch der baad jab Prakash se bardaasht na hua to usne Gulaabi ke baalon ko pakad ke oopar uthaaya aur fir uske honthon ko choomne laga. Kuch der honth choosne ke baad Prakash Gulaabi se alag hua lekin Gulaabi ke mann me to kuch aur hi tha.

Gulaabi: ruk kyon gaye humaare bhadwe pati. Chooso na apne lund ka ras apni patni ke honthon se.

Ye bolte hi Gulaabi fir se Prakash ke honthon ko choosne lagi. Gulaabi ki is harqat ki wajah se baahar khade Sanjay ke lund ne pant me zordaar jhatka khaaya. Sanjay ke badan me 1 aag lagi padi thi. Ab ye baahar mausam ki garmi thi ya kamre ke andar ki, kuch nahi pata. Bas itna pata tha ki Sanjay ke maathe se bhi paani beh raha tha aur uske lund se bhi. Vo apne lund ko apne haath me pakad ke kaaboo me karne ki koshish kar raha tha lekin uska lund kisi gussail naag ki tarah fan uthaaye khada tha.
Kuch der baad Gulaabi ka sar pakad ke Prakash ne use alag kiya aur uski taraf muskuraate huye dekhkar bola.

Prakash: humne to apne lund ka swaad chakh liya. Ab tumhaari baari hai apni choot ka paani chakhne ki.
Gulaabi: kya matlab....aaaaiiiiii maaaaa ssiiiiiiiii........

Prakash ne Gulaabi ke kaale nipple ko apne mooh me bharke choosna shuru kar diya. Apne 1 haath se usne Gulaabi ke peticot ko kamar tak uthaaya aur doosre se Gulaabi ki kachchhi ko ghutno tak utar diya. Prakash ke aisa karte hi Gulaabi ki jhaanto bhari choot Sanjay ke aankhon ke saamne aa gayi. Aaj use samajh me aa gaya ki uski maami ka naam Gulaabi kyon tha. Usne apni zindagi me choot to pehle bhi dekhi thi lekin itni gulaabi choot vo pehli baar dekh raha tha. Choot ke oopar kaali jhaantein uski shobha par chaar chaand laga rahi thi. Prakash ne bhi der na karte huye apne 1 haath se Gulaabi ke 1 chooche ko pakad ke uske nipple ko dabaana dhuru kiya. Doosre chooche ka swaad to uski jeebh le hi rahi thi. 1 haath uska Gulaabi ki choot par jaake ruka aur vo apni ungaliyon se Gulaabi ki choot ke daane ko masalne laga. Gulaabi is teen tarafe hamle ko jhel na paayi. Uske pair ghutno se lekar jaangho ki jad tak kaampne lage. Apne aap ko sambhaal paana uske liye muskhil ho gaya tha. Vo tharthara kar bed par girne waali thi par Prakash ne aisa hone na diya. Usne use mazbooti se thaama tha taaki Gulaabi khade-khade hi is anubhav ka aanand le.

Gulaabi: aaahhhhhh jjjiiiiiiii kya kar rahe hai aap sssiiiiiii hum bardaasht nahi kar paa rahe aaahhhhhhhh hum mar jaayenge mmmaaaaa sssiiiiii hum par reham kijiye. Chhod dijiye hume sssiiiiiiiii aaaahhhhhhhhh

Gulaabi ke is tarah sisakne se Prakash ka josh badh gaya aur usne apne teen tarafe hamle ko aur prabal kar diya. Usne choot ke daane ko itni tez sehlaaya ki Gulaabi se bardaasht hi na hua. Pehle to usne apna sisakna rokne ke liye apne hontho ko apne daanto ke beech daba liya. Lekin kuch der baad uske sabar ka baandh tootane laga. Uski aankhein oopar ko chadhne lagi. Uska mooh poora khul gaya aur uski gardan peeche latak gayi. Usne 1 zordaar saans li aur jab chhodi to poore kamre me uski cheekh goonj padi. Uski choot ka baandh toot gaya tha aur uska paani Prakash ke haathon se hota hua uski jaanghon par behne laga. Uski kamar jhatke khaaye jaa rahi thi.
Prakash ke haath jab uski choot pe na ruke to usne khud Prakash ka haath pakad ke apni choot se hataaya aur uska mooh bhi apni choochiyon se hata diya.

Gulaabi: basssss ab aur nahi sssiiiiii humse aur nahi ho paayega. Aapko na roka to aap humaari choot se humaari jaan hi nikaal lenge uufffff....

Prakash ne jis haath se Gulaabi ki choot sehlaayi thi, uske paani se sani do ungaliyaan Gulaabi ke mooh me daal di jise Gulaabi choosne lagi.

Prakash: kaisa laga humaari jaanu ko uski choot ka swaad?
Gulaabi: bahot swaadisht. Ab zara apne lund ko bhi humaari choot ka swaad chakha dijiye.

Gulaabi ka itna kehna tha ki Prakash ne use dhakka dekar bistar par lita diya. Uski kachchhi jo uski taango me fasi thi, use utaar kar Prakash ne zameen par fek diya aur uski taangon ke beech aake baith gaya. Gulaabi ka peticot to pehle hi kamar tak chada hua tha. Prakash ne apna lund Gulaabi ki choot par lagaaya aur 1 dhakke me andar daal diya. Choot to pehle se hi geeli thi. Fach ki aawaaz se lund choot ko failaate huye fisal kar andar ghus gaya aur choot se paani ki kuch boondein Prakash ki taango par aake giri. Usi waqt Gulaabi ke mooh se bhi 1 halki sisaki nikli. Prakash se ab khud ko kaaboo kar paana mushkil ho gaya tha. Usne bina samay gawaaye Gulaabi ki choot me tez-tez dhakke maarne shuru kar diye. Uske har dhakke ke saath Gulaabi ki choochiyaan uchal rahi thi. Jab bhi Gulaabi ki choochiyaan jhatka khaati, baahar khade Sanjay ka lund bhi jhatka khaata. Vo bechaara baahar khud par kaaboo kiye khada tha.


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Gulaabi: aaahhhh mmaaa chodo humre raja apni rani ki choot ko aaahhhhhh sssiiiii aapki rani ki choot saara din paani bahaati rehti hai, aapke lund ke liye tarasti rehti hai.
Prakash: tumhaari choot sharaab se zyada nasheeli hai Gullu. aaaahhhh jisko 1 baar iska nasha ho jaaye, vo bina tumhe chode kaise rahega bhala. aaaaahhhhh hum bhi tumhaare bina nahi reh paate hai humri raani
Gulaabi: aaahhhh mmaaaa sssiiiii to humko roz choda kijiye aap. Din raat choda kijiye sssiiiiiii ooohhhhhh hum aapko kabhi nahi rokenge humaari lene se aaahhhhhhh
Prakash: jaante hain. aaahhhhh tum sirf humaari ho Gullu aaahhhhhh. Tumhaari choot sirf humaare lund ke liye khulti hai
Gulaabi: aaahhhhh sssssiiiii humaari choot me aag lagi huyi hai Bablu ke papa aaaahhhhhh apni raniya ki choot ka ras nichod ke uski aag bujha dijiye aaaahhhhhhh sssiiiiiiii. Ye nigodi poora din ras baha ke humko pareshaan karti hai aaahhhhhh ooohhhhhhhh
Prakash: aaahhhh tu chinta na kar bilkul bhi humri raani aaaaahhhhhh aaj tera ye aashiq teri aag bujhaaye bina nahi soyega aaaaahhhh teri choot ko aaj itna rulaayenge ki fir kabhi tujhe tang nahi karegi aaahhhhhh
Gulaabi: maar humre raaja aaahhhhh ssssiiii maar aur tez maar aaaaaahhhhhh humri choot ko faad de aaahhhhhh kar de humri tasalli ooohhhhh sssiiiiiii haa aise hi aur tez dhakke maar humre raja aaahhhhh humre aashiq humre khasam humri bur ke haqdaar aaahhhhhhh bacha le apni raani ko is jalte badan ki aag se aaahhhhh aaj itne dhakke maar ki humre bhosde me kuaan khud jaaye aaahhhhh aur itna paani nikale ki saare badan ki garmi thandi pad jaaye aaaahhhhhh maar aur tez maar humri bhosdi ke yaar aaaahhhh ooohhhhh maaaa sssiiiiiii kar de humko thanda mmmmaaaaaa

Prakash Gulaabi ki choot me dhakke pelta raha aur Gulaabi usse apni garmi ko shaant karne ki guhaar lagaati rahi. Uski guhaar 1 aadmi aur sun raha tha jo ab garmi aur bardaasht nahi kar paa raha tha. Baahar khade Sanjay ke bhari garmi me bhi pair kaamp rahe the. Uski taange uska saath chhodne lagi thi. Use pata bhi nahi chala ki kab uska lund pyjaame ki kaid se aazaad ho gaya aur kab uske haathon ne uske lund ko muthiyaana shuru kar diya. Uski aankhein apni maami ke chamchamaate huye jism par thi. Uska bas chalta to vo kab ka andar jaa chuka hota lekin vo kaise apne pairon ko andar jaane se rok raha tha, ye kewal wahi jaanta tha. Use pata tha ki baahar khade hokar muthiyaane ke alaawa uske paas koi raasta nahi tha. Isliye vo apni maami ke jism ko taadta hua apne lund ko muthiyaata raha.
Wahin andar maami ki siskiyon se saath-saath maama ke dhakko ki speed bhi badh gayi thi. Prakash ka jism dhakke maarte huye kaamp raha tha jo is baat ka saboot tha ki vo apne charam par tha aur kisi bhi waqt apni patni ki choot ko apne garam laawa se bhar sakta tha. Usne apne honthon ko Gulaabi ki gardan pe lagaaya aur tez-tez dhakke maarne laga.

Prakash: humri raani aaahhhhhh humaara hone waala hai aaaahhhh humaara lund teri choot me apna ras bahaake ab teri aag bujhaane waala hai aaahhhhh taiyaar ho jaa raani aaahhhh humri malaayi apni bur me lene ke liye aaahhhhhhh hum aa rahe hai raani aaahhhhhh aaahhhhhhh Gullu raani aaahhhhhh aaaahhhhhh ho gaya humraaa....

Prakash ne dhakke maarte huye apna saara maal Gulaabi ki choot me udel diya. Vo tez-tez saanse lete huye Gulaabi ke oopar gir gaya. Gulaabi bhi apne pati ki peeth ko sehlaate huye use shaant karaane lagi. Jahaan kamre me kuch der pehle siskiyon ka toofan aaya hua tha, wahin ab ghor sannaata chhaaya hua tha. Baahar khade Sanjay abhi bhi apne lund ko muthiyaa raha tha. Us bechaare ka abhi hona baaki tha lekin ab Gulaabi shaant pad chuki thi. Itni der se Gulaabi ke jism ke saath-saath uski siskaariyaan Sanjay ko uttejit kar rahi thi. Lekin jaise hi Gulaabi ka sisakna band hua, Sanjay ki uttejna bhi khatam ho gayi. Vo chahta tha ki Gulaabi thodi der aur apni maadak aawaazein nikaale lekin andar Prakash to khatam ho chuka tha. Aur uske saath-saath Gulaabi ka sisakna bhi khatam ho chuka tha. Sanjay jhalla utha aur apne lund ko pyjaame me waapis daal ke bathroom ki taraf chal pada. Bathroom me mootne ke baad vo waapis kamre me aaya aur paani pee kar bistar par let gaya. Aankhon ke saamne abhi bhi Gulaabi ka jism thirak raha tha. Dimaag me uski maadak siskiyaan goonj rahi thi. Sanjay ka dimaag uljhan me tha.

Sanjay(mann me): kuch der pehle hi maine maama ka offer thukraaya tha lekin fir mujhe kya ho gaya. Wahaan khada hokar maami ko dekhkar mai kyon muthiya raha tha. Kahin maine offer thukra ke galti to nahi kar di. Nahi-nahi koi galti nahi ki hai maine. Sanju beta, ye sab chhod aur jis kaam ke liye aaya hai, us par focus kar. Focus.....


To be continued...........
 
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Sanjay(mann me): kuch der pehle hi maine maama ka offer thukraaya tha lekin fir mujhe kya ho gaya. Wahaan khada hokar maami ko dekhkar mai kyon muthiya raha tha. Kahin maine offer thukra ke galti to nahi kar di. Nahi-nahi koi galti nahi ki hai maine. Sanju beta, ye sab chhod aur jis kaam ke liye aaya hai, us par focus kar. Focus.....

Yahi sab sochte huye Sanjay thodi der karwatein badalta raha. Kareeb aadhe ghante baad use neend aa gayi.
Wahin doosre kamre me chudai ka toofaan tham chuka tha. Prakash abhi bhi Gulaabi ke oopar leta hua apni saanse durust kar raha tha. Jab use theek lagne laga to usne 1 baar Gulaabi ki aankhon me dekha. Gulaabi ne bhi uski aankhon me dekha. Dono ek doosre ko dekhkar pyaar se muskuraaye aur fir dono ne apne honth bhida diye. Dono kuch der ek doosre ke honthon ko chooste rahe aur fir Prakash alag hokar Gulaabi ke bagal me let gaya. Uske haath abhi bhi Gulaabi ki choochiyon ke saath khel rahe the. Beech-beech me vo Gulaabi ke nipple ko pakad ke marod deta tha.

Gulaabi: aaahhhhhh sssiiiiii aapka mann nahi bhara abhi tak kya jo itna chodne ke baad bhi humaari choochiyon ke peeche pade hain.
Prakash: tumse bhala kabhi humaara mann bhar sakta hai. Hum khud ko bhaagyashaali samajhte hain jo humaara biyaah tum jaisi apsara ke saath hua hai. Tumhaara shareer ka 1-1 ang pyaar karne laayak hai humaari raani.
Gulaabi: bas-bas. Bahot ho gayi taareef. Chaliye ab so jaaiye.
Prakash: so jaayenge. Lekin usse pehle humko tumse fir se maafi maangni hai.
Gulaabi: bablu ke papa. Jo hua, usko bhool jaaiye. Humne aapko maaf kar diya hai. Aap agli baar se dhyaan rakhiyega. Kabhi dobaara is baat ka zikar mat kijiyega. Kal hum log Sanju se bhi baat karke sab kuch theek kar denge.
Prakash: ab Sanju humaari koi baat nahi sunane waala Gullu.
Gulaabi: kya matlab?
Prakash: jab humne Sanju ke saamne tumko chodne....

Prakash bolte-bolte beech me ruk gaye. Use laga ki shaayad uski biwi fir se bhadak uthegi. 'Chodna' shabd sunke 1 baar Gulaabi ke chehre ke bhaav badle lekin fir usne apne chehre ko theek kar liya.

Gulaabi: arre ruk kyon gaye? Aage boliye.
Prakash: haa, to jab humne uske saamne prastaav rakha to vo bahot zyada gussa ho gaya. Uska gussa saatwe aasmaan par tha. Gusse me aakar usne udhaar me 50 hazaar rupaye aur badha diye.
Gulaabi: 50 hazaar....Kis baat ke?
Prakash: usne kaha ki hum uske maama hai. Isliye usne udhaar me byaaj nahi joda kabhi. Lekin aaj humne usse vo ghatiya baat kahi to uska dimaag kharaab ho gaya. Usi ke dand me usne 1 saal ka 5 takke ke hisaab se byaaj bhi jod diya. Aur....
Gulaabi: aur kya? Bataaiye na?
Prakash: aur usne 1.5 lakh 1 hafte me dene ke liye kaha hai.
Gulaabi: 1 hafte mein....
Prakash: haan Gullu. Usne hume saaf-saaf dhamki di hai ki vo 1 hafta yahaan rukega aur jaate waqt use poore 1.5 laakh chahiye. Agar humne use 1.5 laakh nahi diye to vo humaara kuch na kuch bechkar paisa vasool kar lega.
Gulaabi: maar diye na aap apna hi pair me kulhaadi. Ab kahaan se denge uska 1.5 laakh rupaye.
Prakash: hum bhi wahi soch rahe hai Gullu. Kahin na kahin se to paisa ka bandobast karna hi padega. 1 kaam karte hain. Tumhaare gehne kahin girwi rakh dete hain. Usse 1 laakh to mil hi jaayega humko. Uske 1 laakh de denge aur baaki usse baat karke byaaj maaf karwa denge.
Gulaabi: konse gehno ki baat kar rahe hain aap? Vo pehle se hi girwi nahi rakhe hai sonaar ke paas. Pichle saal hi to girwi rakhe the aapne babua ka college me admission karaane ke liye.
Prakash: arre yaar. Hum bhool kaise gaye.
Gulaabi: isliye bole the aapko ki daaru chhodiye aur baadam-akhrot khaana shuru kijiye. Kuch yaad hi nahi rehta hai aapko.
Prakash: arre maa chudaane gaya baadam-akhrot. Dhatt bahinchod. Saala ab vo chaara bhi gaya haath se. Ab kahaan se denge uska paisa.

Prakash ko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki kaise paiso ka jugaad hoga. Vo bistar par leta-leta pareshaan ho raha tha. Usko pareshaani me dekh Gulaabi bhi pareshaan hone lagi lekin usne pehle apne pati ko shaant karaane ki sochi.

Gulaabi: aap pareshaan mat hoiye. Kuch na kuch intezaam ho jaayega paiso ka.
Prakash: arre kahaan se hoga. Tum jaanti nahi ho Sanju ko. Paiso ke maamle me apne baap par gaya hai vo. Saala dono baap-bete kanjoos baniya kahin ke.
Gulaabi: humaare paas 1 tareeka hai.
Prakash: konsa tareeka?

Gulaabi bistar par baith gayi. Prakash samajhne ki koshish kar raha tha ki aakhir Gulaabi kis tareeke ki baat kar rahi hai. Gulaabi ne bhi turant Prakash ke murjhaaye lund ko apni mutthi me bhar liya aur use sehlaane lagi.

Prakash: ye kya kar rahi ho Gullu? Chhodo humko aur jaldi se bataao ki konsa tareeka hai uska paisa dene ka.
Gulaabi: hum kab bole ki humaare paas paise dene ka tareeka hai. Humaare paas to aapki pareshaani door karne ka tareeka hai bas.

Ye bolkar Gulaabi ne apna sar Prakash ke lund ki taraf jhukaaya aur uske murjhaaye lund ko mooh me bharke choosne lagi. Jaise hi Prakash ke lund par Gulaabi ke honth pade to uski aankhein band ho gayi. Uska 1 haath apne aap Gulaabi ke sar pe aa gaya. Vo Gulaabi ke baalon ko sehla raha tha. Gulaabi bhi lund ko mutthi me bhar ke use oopar se choos rahi thi. Prakash ka lund thodi der me khada to hone laga lekin vo abhi bhi dheela pada hua tha. Gulaabi ko use pakad ke hi mooh me lena pad raha tha varna chhodte hi vo neeche gir jaata tha. Kuch der yun hi Gulaabi Prakash ke lund ke chuppe maarti rahi. Prakash bhi zyada der Gulaabi ke garam mooh ko sehan na kar saka aur uske lund ne veerya ki 3-4 boondein Gulaabi ke mooh me chhod di. Gulaabi ne bhi un 3-4 boondo ko ghoot liya. Uska mann to nahi tha par fir bhi pati ki khushi ke liye usne aisa kiya. Thodi der vo Prakash ke lund ko chaatati rahi. Fir usne Prakash ka lund chhoda aur uske bagal me let gayi. Prakash ke chehre par ab tension gaayab ho gayi thi. Vo Gulaabi ko dekh kar muskura raha tha. Gulaabi ne uske honthon par 2-3 halki pappiyaan de di.

Gulaabi: chaliye ab so jaaiye aap. Hum bhi thak gaye hain.
Prakash: theek hai humaari jaan.

Prakash ne Gulaabi ke honthon ki halki si pappi li aur fir kamre ki light band karke bistar par let gaya. Kuch hi der me Prakash ko neend aa gayi. Prakash to chain se so gaya lekin bechaari Gulaabi bistar par karwat ke bal leti huyi thi. Aaj jo kuch bhi hua, vo sab uske dimaag me chal raha tha. 1.5 laakh rupaye, bhaanje se chudkar udhaar maaf karwaane ka pati ka prastaav, Sanjay ki kahi huyi kadwi baatein aur Sanjay ki vo nigaahein jo uske nange jism pe tiki huyi thi aur haath jo lund ko muthiya rahe the.
Jee haan. Sahi padha aapne. Jab Sanjay khidki se jhaank kar Prakash aur Gulaabi ki chudai dekhte huye muthiya raha tha, to Gulaabi ne use dekh liya tha. Uska bas chalta to vo baahar jaake Sanjay ko chappal se maarti lekin pati ke saath kaam kreeda me leen hone ke kaaran usne aisa na kiya.

Gulaabi(mann me): maadarchod Sanju. Bahin ka lauda. Shaam ko kaisi badi-badi baatein chod raha tha ki hum randi hai jo usko aisa offer de rahe hain. Par dekho bhosdika khud hume chudta hua dekhkar muthiya raha tha bahinchod. Saala khud to sharam hai nahi aur humko sharam karne ko keh raha tha.

Gulaabi kuch der Sanjay ko mann hi mann gaali bakti rahi lekin fir achaanak uske dimaag me ye baat chalne lagi ki Sanjay maane ya na maane. 1 baat to saaf ho chuki thi ki Sanajay ko Gulaabi ka jism dekhkar maza to aata hai.

Gulaabi(mann me): Sanju ko humaara jism pasand hai. Saala ho na ho, subaah bhi usne gale lagne ke bahaane humaare jism ko tatola hi hai. Jism ki bhookh to hai hi use aur aaj humaara nanga jism uske saamne aa bhi gaya hai. Humko thoda usse sambhal kar rehna hoga. Kahin akele me humaare saath kuch kar na de. Lekin kya isi baat ka hum faayeda nahi utha sakte? Bablu ke papa ke paas paisa nahi hai use dene ke liye. Agar unke prastaav ke hisaab se chalein to hum apna jism Sanju ko bhogne de sakte hain aur usse udhaar maaf karwa sakte hain. Nahi-nahi. Ye hum kya soch rahe hain. Humaara bhaanja hai vo. Kaise uske saath hum yeh sab kar sakte hain. Agar 1.5 laakh rupaye ke liye uske saath vo sab kiya, to fir shaam ko kahi uski baat sach nahi ho jaayegi. Hum to fir ban hi jaayenge na randi. Nahi, hum aisa kuch nahi karenge. Lekin agar nahi karenge to fir kahaan se denge paise. Humko samajh me nahi aa raha ki hum kare to kya karein...

Gulaabi isi kashmakash me fasi palang par karwatein badalti rahi. Thodi der ke liye use neend bhi aayi lekin vo bhi pareshaani ki wajah se toot gayi. Neend se jaagte hi fir se uske dimaag me wahi baat chalne lagi ki aakhir vo kare to kya kare. Apni maryaada me rehkar vo apna patiwrat dharam nibhaaye aur Sanjay se door rahe. Lekin fir Sanjay ka udhaar kaise chukaayenge. Sanjay se chudkar vo apna udhaar maaf karwa sakti hai lekin aisa karne ke baad vo sabki, yahaan tak ki apni bhi nazaron me gir jaayegi. Fir usme aur kisi baazaaru randi me koi faraq nahi reh jaayega. Yahi sab sochte huye kab sooraj nikal gaya, Gulaabi ko pata bhi na chala.
Wahin subah doosre kamre me so raha Sanju bhi garmi badhne ki wajah se neend se jaaga. Vo uthkar palang par baith gaya aur usne mann hi mann 1 baar aur us jagah ko gaali baki. Usne deewar par lagi ghadi ko dekha to 9 baj rahe the. Ghadi dekhkar vo turant kamre se baahar nikla aur Bablu ko bulaane laga.

Sanjay: bablu. O Bablu. Abbe kahaan mar gaya be?

Uski aawaaz sunkar Bablu daudta hua uske paas aaya. Gulaabi aur Prakash bhi wahaan aa gaye. Un dono ko dar laga raha tha ki ab unke bete ne aisa kya kar diya jo Sanjay use subah-subah bula raha hai. Jaise hi Gulaabi aur Sanjay aamne-saamne aaye to dono ko raat waali baat yaad aa gayi. Sanjay ki aankhon ke saamne fir se Gulaabi ka nanga jism thirakne laga. Wahin Gulaabi ke dimaag me fir se jung chhid gayi ki vo Sanjay se chude ya nahi. Vo dono apni soch me doobe huye the ki tabhi Prakash ki aawaaz sunkar vo swapna nagri se baahar nikle.

Prakash: kya ho gaya Sanju?
Sanjay: tumse baat kari kya maine? Apna kaam karo jaake.

Sanjay ka Prakash ke prati rawaiyya dekhkar Gulaabi ko halka gussa aaya lekin usne khud ko rok liya.

Bablu: kya hua bhaiya?
Sanjay: abbe ye bata ki yahaan se shehar ke liye bus kitne baje nikalti hai?
Bablu: abhi niklegi aadhe ghante me. Mai bus stand hi jaa raha tha. Wahaan se bus pakad ke mai shehar jaata hoon college ke liye.
Sanjay: theek hai. Mai aata hoon taiyaar hoke. Fir mai bhi chaloonga tere saath.
Bablu: aapko kyon jaana hai bhaiya?
Sanjay: abbe mere chootiye dost ne apne bhai ka saamaan bheja hai. Kal saala mai de nahi paaya usko. Aaj aa raha hai vo shehar ke bus stand par. Wahin de doonga use saamaan mai. Chal mai aata hoon. Mera intezaar karna. Mere bina chale mat jaana. Jaayega to dhang se maarunga.

Ye bolta hua Sanjay bathroom ki taraf daud pada. Kuch der me vo taiyaar hoke aaya. Nashta karne ka uska mood nahi tha. Vo delhi se jo teen bag leke aaya tha, usme se 1 bag usne uthaake Bablu ko pakda diya aur uske saath bus stand ki taraf nikal pada. Bus stand pahoch kar vo bus ka intezaar karne lage. Kuch der me bus khachakhach bhar ke aayi. Conductor ne Bablu ko bag bus me peeche waale compartment me rakhne ko kaha.

Sanjay: ae Bablu. Wahaan mat rakh bag ko. Mujhe bharosa nahi hai saala yahaan ka. Pata nahi kab kon beech me bus se utar jaaye aur apna bag saath me le jaaye. Apne paas hi rakh bag ko.
Bablu: lekin bhaiya. Humko dikkat hogi fir khade hone me bag ke saath.
Sanjay: saala maami ne doodh nahi pilaaya kya tujhe. Maadarchod itni jaldi kya thak jaayega tu.
Conductor: tum dono ka ladna ho gaya ho to chad bhi jaao bus me. Tumhaara intezaar nahi karenge poore din.
Sanjay: haa rukjaa thodi der. Bablu, chal bag leke chad jaa.

Dono bhai bus me chad gaye. Bag abhi bhi Bablu leke khada tha. Bus bhari huyi thi to dono bhaiyon ko dikkat baraabar ho rahi thi. Sabse zyaada dikkat me tha Sanjay. Use bus me safar karne ki aadat nahi thi. Vo gusse me non stop gaali bake jaa raha tha.

Sanjay: kis maadarchod jagah aa gaya mai. Saala ye bag dene alag jaana pad raha hai. Iski dikkat na hoti to aaraam se ghar pe sota mai.
Bablu: arre bhaiya. 1 seat khaali ho gayi hai. Aap baith jaao.
Sanjay: lauda baith raha hai mera us budhiya ke bagal me. Saali kabhi bhi ulti kar sakti hai. Pata chala mere kapdo pe kar di behan ki lodi ne. Tu baith jaa seat par. Bag bhi rakh le apne paas.

Bablu bag lekar jaake seat pe baith gaya aur Sanjay bus me khada-khada dhakke khaata raha. Kareeb 1 ghante me dono shehar ke bus adde pahoch gaye. Sanjay ko sutte ki talap lagi to wo turant panwaadi ke paas pahoch gaya. Usne wahaan par 1 cigarette jala li. Bablu bhi uske peeche-peeche bag lekar dukaan par aa gaya.

Bablu: bhaiya is bag me hai kya?
Sanjay: kya maalum? Honge maadarchod ke kapde.

Sanjay sutte ke kash maar raha tha. Sanjay ko sutta fookte dekh Bablu ko bhi talap lagne lagi lekin Sanjay se bolne me uski fatt rahi thi. Khud se cigarette lene ke liye uske paas paise nahi the. Bechaara laar tapkaata hua Sanjay ko dekhta raha. Sanjay ne jab use laar tapkaate huye dekha to usse bol pada.

Sanjay: piyega?
Bablu: nahi bhaiya.
Sanjay: abbe pi le.
Bablu: nahi bhaiya. Mai theek hoon.
Sanjay: abbe pooch nahi raha hoon. Bol raha hoon. Pi le.
Bablu: achcha aap itna keh rahe ho to pi leta hoon. Bhaiya....

Bablu panwaadi se cigarette maang paata, usse pehle hi Sanjay ne panwaadi ko aawaaz laga di.

Sanjay: bhaiya, isko ek 502 beedi de do.

Sanjay ki baat sunke Bablu hairaan reh gaya. Panwaadi ne bhi beedi Bablu ke haath me pakda di. Bablu bechaara mann me Sanjay ko gaali dete huye beedi jalakar peene laga. Kuch der baad sutta peete huye Sanjay ne apna pet pakad liya. Uska pressure banane laga tha. Subah jaldbaazi me vo fresh hokar bhi nahi aaya tha gaaon se. Usne 1 baar apni ghadi me time dekha.

Sanjay: maadarchod 10:25 ho gaye. Ae Bablu. Mera pressure ban gaya hai. Yahaan sarkaari toilet kidhar hai?

Bablu ne use ishaara karte huye sarkaari toilet ka raasta bataaya.

Sanjay: theek hai mai aata hoon thodi der me sandaas karke. Tu yahin khada rahiyo. Thodi der me aata hoga is bag ka maalik. Tu de diyo use bag. Aur haan, saale kisi ko bhi mat de diyo bag. Agar koi tere paas aake bole ki ye uska bag hai to usse uska naam poochiyo. Ye bag mere dost ke bhai ka hai. Mere dost ka naam Pawan hai aur uske bhai ka naam Kundan. Kundan ko hi diyo bag.

Ye bolkar Sanjay turant toilet ki taraf bhaag gaya. Bablu ne 1 baar mann hi mann Sanjay aur us bag ke maalik ko gaali baki aur fir beedi sulgaane laga. Kuch der baad uske paas ek 30-40 saal ke beech ka aadmi aake khada ho gaya. Vo kabhi bag ko ghoor raha tha to kabhi Bablu ko.

Bablu: kya ho gaya bhaisaahab? Aise kya ghoor rahe ho?
Aadmi: ye bag mujhe dena hai tujhe.
Bablu: jee aapki taareef.
Aadmi: mai Pawan ka bhai Kundan.

Kundan naam sunte hi Bablu ne bag uske haath me thama diya. Kundan Bablu se bag lekar wahaan se chalta bana. Bablu bhi wahaan khada hokar Sanjay ka intezaar karne laga. 5-10 minute baad Sanjay waapis aa gaya. Bablu ko khaali haath dekh kar vo usse sawaal karne laga.

Sanjay: oye, bag kahaan hai?
Bablu: vo to le gaya.
Sanjay: kon le gaya?
Bablu: aapke dost Pawan ka bhai Kundan.
Sanjay: achcha. Theek hai. Ab ye bata, yahaan koi bar hai badiya sa jo is time khula ho?
Bablu: haa bhaiya. Yahaan se 2-3 km par 1 bar hai. Goldmine naam hai uska. 11 baje tak hul jaayega.
Sanjay: theek hai.

Ye bolkar Sanjay wahaan se jaane laga. Bablu bhi uske peeche-peeche chalne laga. Bablu ko apne peeche aata dekh Sanjay ne usko roka.

Sanjay: tu kahaan jaa raha hai bhai?
Bablu: bhaiya vo bar jaana hai na?
Sanjay: haa vo mai chala jaaunga. Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?
Bablu: aap.....aapke saath.
Sanjay: bhagg maadarchod. Abhi gaand pe laat khaayega bhosdike. Bhagg yahaan se. College jaana tha na tujhe? Chal nikal college ke liye. Bhagg maa ke laude.

Ye bolte huye Sanjay ne Bablu ke kaan par 1 chapet lagaayi aur pair par laat maar ke dutkaar diya. Bablu apna gaal sehlaata hua ruaansi si shakal leke wahaan se jaane laga.

Sanjay: maadarchod. Dono baap-beton ko mere paise par aiyaashi chodni hai. Behan ke lodon ki gaand maarunga 1 din tel laga ke.

To be continued...........
 
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