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wah! ekdom kamaal ka update,bahut hi shandaar aur behad hi exciting kahaani!Aise konsi chiz hai jo mai nahi bana sakati
Chiken..
Chi gande..
Tab bura moo karke usko dekhte hai..
Isliye to kaha
Iss ghar mai jo chiz banati hai wo bata do..
aab muje kya pata memsaab aap ke ghar mai konsi chiz banati hai.. Mai to naya hu na yaha
To mai mere manapasand chiz tume pilate hu..
Achha achha pilav
Haan Ruko
Pine wale chiz hai kya
Haan
Par muje to bhuk lagi hai aur aap khilane ki jagah pilane ki baat kar rahi ho
Wo bhi milega par pahle pi ke to dekho..
Thik hai memsaab jaisa aap kaho
kuch der baad aarti sweets milkshake aur kai mix chize khane ko layi..
Use dekhate hi nawaz kahta hai
Waaa memsaab aap ne to dil khush kar diya..
Tab khush hoke aarti kahte hai
Isiliye to bola tha mere hote hui tume hotel ki kya jarurat hai
Haan aap ne sahi kaha tha.. mai hi budhhu hotel ki talash mai tha
Aise kahte hui aarti ke haath se plate lete hui nawaz un chizo par Tut pada…
Aage jab bhi kuch khane ka mann kare to mere taraf aa jana bejijak..
Tab nawaz aarti ko pyase nazaron se dekhata hai
Sachii memsaab
aur Nawaz ne jaldi se lapakar uska hath pakad liya …
aap kitani achhi hai memsaab
Tab uske haat se aapan haat churate hui kahti hai
jyada smart banane ki zarrorat nahi hai ....mere kahane ka matlab hai kaam karne ke baad jab bhi tum thak gaye.. thakkan ki wajah se ya jada kaam karne ki wajah se agar tume bhukh lagi to bejajak tum mere paas aa sakate ho.. Khana khane.. Baki kuch dimak mai mat lana..i am not neeta..mai ek naukar ke nate aur mere maid aur mere sahele ke aashiq ke nate tume nasta aur khana khilaunge..
aur milkshake
wo bhi pilaungi
Tab gusse se uski aur dekhate hui kahti hai
mujhe koi shauk nhi hai kisi ki khatir dari karne ki ....muje laga tum bhuk lagane ke baad hotel mai khana khate ho to maine ye socha tum yaha hi khana ya nasta kar loge.. tumari neeta ko bhi achha lagega..
" are..are..re...memsaab mai to yahi kah rha tha na .. matlab yahi chaha raha tha.. bahar ke khane se ghar ka khana kabhi bhi achha hota hai na memsaab ji "
Phir haat kyon pakada
Jara gussa aur narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai..
Wo jara jaldbaaji mai hua
aage se aisa kuch kia to hotel mai jake hi khana.. mere kitchen mai aane ki jarurat nahi hai
aab tak uske chehare par jo muskurat thi wo aab chali gayi thi aur uski jagah gussa aur narazgi ne li thi..
Nawaz ne bade muskil se baat ko sambalate hui haste huye kahaa.
"Wahhhaa kya mast juice hai memsaab ye ..... "
Nawaz ne ek sip lete hui kaha
Aarti ne kankhiyo se use dekha .....
" koi jaroorat nhi hai jhoothi tarif karne ki "
Aarti ke chehre par abhi bhi gussa aur narazgi thi...lekin ye ruthna wo roothna tha jabki roothne wale ko pta hota hai ki samne wala use manayega jaroor ...aur hua bhi aisa hi .....
nhi memsaab … sach me juice bahut badhiya bana hai .... Bahut .achchha hai
Tab uski aur dekhte hai
Memsaab sach batau
Batao
Usko dekhte hui kahti hai
Sach mai ye juice..
Usko beech mai katate hui kahti hai
Use milkshake kahte hai
Haan haan ye milkshake bahut hi achha bana hai.. par muje nahi laga tha ki aap itana achha juice..
Milkshake
Haan milkshake banati hoge
Tab narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai
Wo bhala kyon
Muje lga tha ki memsaab aap ghar ke kam nahin karti .. Aap itane bade ghar ki malkin ho to..
Muje khana banane nahi aata hoga..Aisa hi na
Haa memsaab
Haan memsaab ke bachhe.. tumare mashuka se achha khana banati hu mai…
Sorry ..
Nawaz ne vishwas bhari nazro se uski aankho me dekhte huye kaha …
Baki ka khana Kaisa hai
Ek number memsaab
Tabhi usko uske mammi ka call aata hai tab wo aapne yado se bahar aati hai..
Mummy - kaise ho beta
Thik hu mummy
Soyi hui ho kya
Nahi mummy hall mai baithi hu
Achha.. damadji nahi aaye kya
Aa bhi gaye aur so bhi gaye
Phir hall mai kya kar rahi ho
Tab mann mai kahti hai
Aab tume kya batau mummy
Aarti??
Haa mummy
Mai kuch puch rahi hu beta tume
Kuch nahi mummy yaddo ko taja kar rahi hu
Tab uski mummy smile karte hui kahte hai
Konse yaade.. maike ke
Haan maike ke hi kar sakati hu..
Haan beti married aurat ko maike ki yaad bahut aati hai ..
Tabhi raat ke kuch 12-12:30 baje use main gate khulane ka aawaaz aata hai.. Tab wo haal Mai ke window se dekhte hai . .
tab Nawaz chalate hui use room Mai jate hui dikhata hai.. Tab kahte hai
Ye iss waqt kaha se aa raha hai..
Kon beti
aur ye thik se chal bhi nhi paa rha hai.. Kya?? matlab ye pike aa rha hai aur itane raat.. aur kitane jada pike aaya hai..
kon beti .. damad ji.. pite hai kya..
nahi wo to so rahe hai
phir tu kis ki baat kar rahi hai
naukar ki
bete naukar log to aise hi hote hai.. unke jada moo nahi lagana chahiye..
nahi nahi mummy mai kyon moo lagungi aur ye achha naukar hai
achha hai to pi kyon hai
wahi to mai samaj nahi pa rahi hu
samaj nahi pa rahi ho to jada mat socho
haan wahi sahi rahega.. Mai rakhati hu..
haan beta raat bahut hui hai.. aab so ja tum
haa mummy
bahar mat ja
mai kyon jaungi bhala bahar mummy
us naukar ke bare mai sochkar aur use puchane
mummy aap bhi na bhala mai kyon sochungi aur use kya puchungi aur kyon
muje pata hai tume daru pine walo ka gussa aata hai.. tum pasand nahi karati pikkad longo ko
haan wwo to sahi hai
muje laga guuse main usko puchoge
Mummy aap bhi na.. mai kyon puchungi..Uski jindagi hai..wo piye ya na piye
Sahi hai
thik hai mummy mai rakhati hu
haa rakh lo beta..
tab aarti call cut kar deti hai
gg ghhh
Mast aur mazadar updateAise konsi chiz hai jo mai nahi bana sakati
Chiken..
Chi gande..
Tab bura moo karke usko dekhte hai..
Isliye to kaha
Iss ghar mai jo chiz banati hai wo bata do..
aab muje kya pata memsaab aap ke ghar mai konsi chiz banati hai.. Mai to naya hu na yaha
To mai mere manapasand chiz tume pilate hu..
Achha achha pilav
Haan Ruko
Pine wale chiz hai kya
Haan
Par muje to bhuk lagi hai aur aap khilane ki jagah pilane ki baat kar rahi ho
Wo bhi milega par pahle pi ke to dekho..
Thik hai memsaab jaisa aap kaho
kuch der baad aarti sweets milkshake aur kai mix chize khane ko layi..
Use dekhate hi nawaz kahta hai
Waaa memsaab aap ne to dil khush kar diya..
Tab khush hoke aarti kahte hai
Isiliye to bola tha mere hote hui tume hotel ki kya jarurat hai
Haan aap ne sahi kaha tha.. mai hi budhhu hotel ki talash mai tha
Aise kahte hui aarti ke haath se plate lete hui nawaz un chizo par Tut pada…
Aage jab bhi kuch khane ka mann kare to mere taraf aa jana bejijak..
Tab nawaz aarti ko pyase nazaron se dekhata hai
Sachii memsaab
aur Nawaz ne jaldi se lapakar uska hath pakad liya …
aap kitani achhi hai memsaab
Tab uske haat se aapan haat churate hui kahti hai
jyada smart banane ki zarrorat nahi hai ....mere kahane ka matlab hai kaam karne ke baad jab bhi tum thak gaye.. thakkan ki wajah se ya jada kaam karne ki wajah se agar tume bhukh lagi to bejajak tum mere paas aa sakate ho.. Khana khane.. Baki kuch dimak mai mat lana..i am not neeta..mai ek naukar ke nate aur mere maid aur mere sahele ke aashiq ke nate tume nasta aur khana khilaunge..
aur milkshake
wo bhi pilaungi
Tab gusse se uski aur dekhate hui kahti hai
mujhe koi shauk nhi hai kisi ki khatir dari karne ki ....muje laga tum bhuk lagane ke baad hotel mai khana khate ho to maine ye socha tum yaha hi khana ya nasta kar loge.. tumari neeta ko bhi achha lagega..
" are..are..re...memsaab mai to yahi kah rha tha na .. matlab yahi chaha raha tha.. bahar ke khane se ghar ka khana kabhi bhi achha hota hai na memsaab ji "
Phir haat kyon pakada
Jara gussa aur narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai..
Wo jara jaldbaaji mai hua
aage se aisa kuch kia to hotel mai jake hi khana.. mere kitchen mai aane ki jarurat nahi hai
aab tak uske chehare par jo muskurat thi wo aab chali gayi thi aur uski jagah gussa aur narazgi ne li thi..
Nawaz ne bade muskil se baat ko sambalate hui haste huye kahaa.
"Wahhhaa kya mast juice hai memsaab ye ..... "
Nawaz ne ek sip lete hui kaha
Aarti ne kankhiyo se use dekha .....
" koi jaroorat nhi hai jhoothi tarif karne ki "
Aarti ke chehre par abhi bhi gussa aur narazgi thi...lekin ye ruthna wo roothna tha jabki roothne wale ko pta hota hai ki samne wala use manayega jaroor ...aur hua bhi aisa hi .....
nhi memsaab … sach me juice bahut badhiya bana hai .... Bahut .achchha hai
Tab uski aur dekhte hai
Memsaab sach batau
Batao
Usko dekhte hui kahti hai
Sach mai ye juice..
Usko beech mai katate hui kahti hai
Use milkshake kahte hai
Haan haan ye milkshake bahut hi achha bana hai.. par muje nahi laga tha ki aap itana achha juice..
Milkshake
Haan milkshake banati hoge
Tab narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai
Wo bhala kyon
Muje lga tha ki memsaab aap ghar ke kam nahin karti .. Aap itane bade ghar ki malkin ho to..
Muje khana banane nahi aata hoga..Aisa hi na
Haa memsaab
Haan memsaab ke bachhe.. tumare mashuka se achha khana banati hu mai…
Sorry ..
Nawaz ne vishwas bhari nazro se uski aankho me dekhte huye kaha …
Baki ka khana Kaisa hai
Ek number memsaab
Tabhi usko uske mammi ka call aata hai tab wo aapne yado se bahar aati hai..
Mummy - kaise ho beta
Thik hu mummy
Soyi hui ho kya
Nahi mummy hall mai baithi hu
Achha.. damadji nahi aaye kya
Aa bhi gaye aur so bhi gaye
Phir hall mai kya kar rahi ho
Tab mann mai kahti hai
Aab tume kya batau mummy
Aarti??
Haa mummy
Mai kuch puch rahi hu beta tume
Kuch nahi mummy yaddo ko taja kar rahi hu
Tab uski mummy smile karte hui kahte hai
Konse yaade.. maike ke
Haan maike ke hi kar sakati hu..
Haan beti married aurat ko maike ki yaad bahut aati hai ..
Tabhi raat ke kuch 12-12:30 baje use main gate khulane ka aawaaz aata hai.. Tab wo haal Mai ke window se dekhte hai . .
tab Nawaz chalate hui use room Mai jate hui dikhata hai.. Tab kahte hai
Ye iss waqt kaha se aa raha hai..
Kon beti
aur ye thik se chal bhi nhi paa rha hai.. Kya?? matlab ye pike aa rha hai aur itane raat.. aur kitane jada pike aaya hai..
kon beti .. damad ji.. pite hai kya..
nahi wo to so rahe hai
phir tu kis ki baat kar rahi hai
naukar ki
bete naukar log to aise hi hote hai.. unke jada moo nahi lagana chahiye..
nahi nahi mummy mai kyon moo lagungi aur ye achha naukar hai
achha hai to pi kyon hai
wahi to mai samaj nahi pa rahi hu
samaj nahi pa rahi ho to jada mat socho
haan wahi sahi rahega.. Mai rakhati hu..
haan beta raat bahut hui hai.. aab so ja tum
haa mummy
bahar mat ja
mai kyon jaungi bhala bahar mummy
us naukar ke bare mai sochkar aur use puchane
mummy aap bhi na bhala mai kyon sochungi aur use kya puchungi aur kyon
muje pata hai tume daru pine walo ka gussa aata hai.. tum pasand nahi karati pikkad longo ko
haan wwo to sahi hai
muje laga guuse main usko puchoge
Mummy aap bhi na.. mai kyon puchungi..Uski jindagi hai..wo piye ya na piye
Sahi hai
thik hai mummy mai rakhati hu
haa rakh lo beta..
tab aarti call cut kar deti hai
gg ghhh
Mast aur mazadar updateAise konsi chiz hai jo mai nahi bana sakati
Chiken..
Chi gande..
Tab bura moo karke usko dekhte hai..
Isliye to kaha
Iss ghar mai jo chiz banati hai wo bata do..
aab muje kya pata memsaab aap ke ghar mai konsi chiz banati hai.. Mai to naya hu na yaha
To mai mere manapasand chiz tume pilate hu..
Achha achha pilav
Haan Ruko
Pine wale chiz hai kya
Haan
Par muje to bhuk lagi hai aur aap khilane ki jagah pilane ki baat kar rahi ho
Wo bhi milega par pahle pi ke to dekho..
Thik hai memsaab jaisa aap kaho
kuch der baad aarti sweets milkshake aur kai mix chize khane ko layi..
Use dekhate hi nawaz kahta hai
Waaa memsaab aap ne to dil khush kar diya..
Tab khush hoke aarti kahte hai
Isiliye to bola tha mere hote hui tume hotel ki kya jarurat hai
Haan aap ne sahi kaha tha.. mai hi budhhu hotel ki talash mai tha
Aise kahte hui aarti ke haath se plate lete hui nawaz un chizo par Tut pada…
Aage jab bhi kuch khane ka mann kare to mere taraf aa jana bejijak..
Tab nawaz aarti ko pyase nazaron se dekhata hai
Sachii memsaab
aur Nawaz ne jaldi se lapakar uska hath pakad liya …
aap kitani achhi hai memsaab
Tab uske haat se aapan haat churate hui kahti hai
jyada smart banane ki zarrorat nahi hai ....mere kahane ka matlab hai kaam karne ke baad jab bhi tum thak gaye.. thakkan ki wajah se ya jada kaam karne ki wajah se agar tume bhukh lagi to bejajak tum mere paas aa sakate ho.. Khana khane.. Baki kuch dimak mai mat lana..i am not neeta..mai ek naukar ke nate aur mere maid aur mere sahele ke aashiq ke nate tume nasta aur khana khilaunge..
aur milkshake
wo bhi pilaungi
Tab gusse se uski aur dekhate hui kahti hai
mujhe koi shauk nhi hai kisi ki khatir dari karne ki ....muje laga tum bhuk lagane ke baad hotel mai khana khate ho to maine ye socha tum yaha hi khana ya nasta kar loge.. tumari neeta ko bhi achha lagega..
" are..are..re...memsaab mai to yahi kah rha tha na .. matlab yahi chaha raha tha.. bahar ke khane se ghar ka khana kabhi bhi achha hota hai na memsaab ji "
Phir haat kyon pakada
Jara gussa aur narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai..
Wo jara jaldbaaji mai hua
aage se aisa kuch kia to hotel mai jake hi khana.. mere kitchen mai aane ki jarurat nahi hai
aab tak uske chehare par jo muskurat thi wo aab chali gayi thi aur uski jagah gussa aur narazgi ne li thi..
Nawaz ne bade muskil se baat ko sambalate hui haste huye kahaa.
"Wahhhaa kya mast juice hai memsaab ye ..... "
Nawaz ne ek sip lete hui kaha
Aarti ne kankhiyo se use dekha .....
" koi jaroorat nhi hai jhoothi tarif karne ki "
Aarti ke chehre par abhi bhi gussa aur narazgi thi...lekin ye ruthna wo roothna tha jabki roothne wale ko pta hota hai ki samne wala use manayega jaroor ...aur hua bhi aisa hi .....
nhi memsaab … sach me juice bahut badhiya bana hai .... Bahut .achchha hai
Tab uski aur dekhte hai
Memsaab sach batau
Batao
Usko dekhte hui kahti hai
Sach mai ye juice..
Usko beech mai katate hui kahti hai
Use milkshake kahte hai
Haan haan ye milkshake bahut hi achha bana hai.. par muje nahi laga tha ki aap itana achha juice..
Milkshake
Haan milkshake banati hoge
Tab narazgi dikhate hui kahti hai
Wo bhala kyon
Muje lga tha ki memsaab aap ghar ke kam nahin karti .. Aap itane bade ghar ki malkin ho to..
Muje khana banane nahi aata hoga..Aisa hi na
Haa memsaab
Haan memsaab ke bachhe.. tumare mashuka se achha khana banati hu mai…
Sorry ..
Nawaz ne vishwas bhari nazro se uski aankho me dekhte huye kaha …
Baki ka khana Kaisa hai
Ek number memsaab
Tabhi usko uske mammi ka call aata hai tab wo aapne yado se bahar aati hai..
Mummy - kaise ho beta
Thik hu mummy
Soyi hui ho kya
Nahi mummy hall mai baithi hu
Achha.. damadji nahi aaye kya
Aa bhi gaye aur so bhi gaye
Phir hall mai kya kar rahi ho
Tab mann mai kahti hai
Aab tume kya batau mummy
Aarti??
Haa mummy
Mai kuch puch rahi hu beta tume
Kuch nahi mummy yaddo ko taja kar rahi hu
Tab uski mummy smile karte hui kahte hai
Konse yaade.. maike ke
Haan maike ke hi kar sakati hu..
Haan beti married aurat ko maike ki yaad bahut aati hai ..
Tabhi raat ke kuch 12-12:30 baje use main gate khulane ka aawaaz aata hai.. Tab wo haal Mai ke window se dekhte hai . .
tab Nawaz chalate hui use room Mai jate hui dikhata hai.. Tab kahte hai
Ye iss waqt kaha se aa raha hai..
Kon beti
aur ye thik se chal bhi nhi paa rha hai.. Kya?? matlab ye pike aa rha hai aur itane raat.. aur kitane jada pike aaya hai..
kon beti .. damad ji.. pite hai kya..
nahi wo to so rahe hai
phir tu kis ki baat kar rahi hai
naukar ki
bete naukar log to aise hi hote hai.. unke jada moo nahi lagana chahiye..
nahi nahi mummy mai kyon moo lagungi aur ye achha naukar hai
achha hai to pi kyon hai
wahi to mai samaj nahi pa rahi hu
samaj nahi pa rahi ho to jada mat socho
haan wahi sahi rahega.. Mai rakhati hu..
haan beta raat bahut hui hai.. aab so ja tum
haa mummy
bahar mat ja
mai kyon jaungi bhala bahar mummy
us naukar ke bare mai sochkar aur use puchane
mummy aap bhi na bhala mai kyon sochungi aur use kya puchungi aur kyon
muje pata hai tume daru pine walo ka gussa aata hai.. tum pasand nahi karati pikkad longo ko
haan wwo to sahi hai
muje laga guuse main usko puchoge
Mummy aap bhi na.. mai kyon puchungi..Uski jindagi hai..wo piye ya na piye
Sahi hai
thik hai mummy mai rakhati hu
haa rakh lo beta..
tab aarti call cut kar deti hai
gg ghhh