Adultery KAMINA CHUDDAKAD - NEW VERSION ....

[Ella]

Mast aur superb update

 

[rajkumar90]

haan bolo kya kaam hai..

haay haay kya Ada hai….

Tab wo smile karte hai...aur kahte hai..

Bolo kyon bulaya muje

Bhukh lagi hai

bahar ke bathroom mai jake naha lo aur kitchen mai khana khane aa jao.. mai khana garam karti hu tab tak..

Pahla banaya hua khana garam karke doge kya ?? naya fresh khana banake nahi doge kya

Tab nakhare se kahte hai

Haa baba naya banake khilaynge .. aab to khush

Haa

Phir nawaz bathroom mai jake naha leta hai aur aarti kitchen mai khana banane lagte hai.. aur haat dhone ke liye jaise hi nal ko chalu karane lagti hai waise hi nal se pani hi nahi aa raha tha tab pareshan hoke kahte hai..

Iss nal ko bhi kya ho jata hai pata hi nahi chalta

Isliye to kah raha tha iske solution ke liye mere paas idea hai

Tab gardan ghuma ke nawaz ko dekhate hai



Aa gaye tum

Aap ne bulaya aur hum chale aaye

Tab smile karte hui kahte hai

Nautankibaaz ..aa jao jaldi aur khana khao .. Dekhate nahi ho kya kitchen mai kitana sara kaam pada hai... Muje wo pura karna hai.. Tumare mashuka to kuch karti bhi nahi hai.. Jaha gaye waha timepass karti hai.. Aur sara kaam muje hi karna padta hai..

haan memsaab wo kamchor hai

kamchor .....

aur aarti hasne lagte hai..nawaz ke samne usne jo neeta ko kal kamchor kaha tha uski use yaad aane lage..
haan memsaab... Wo bade kamchor hai..

haan .. Tum dono hi kamchor ho

mai nahi hu memsaab

tum bhi ho. . Nahi to wo idea muje jalde bata dete

batata hu

batao phir

Bata dunga itane bhi kya jaldi hai

Kya kaha tumane kya jaldi hai..

Aarti gusse se nawaz ki taraf dekhte hui kahti hai..

Muje kya din bhar aise hi yaha kitchen mai khade karne ka tumara irada hai kya ..

Haan.. Ho jao khade ..

Aur kya karu yaha khade hoke..

Kuch nahi

Kuch nahi ... Bas Tumase baate karu .. Aise hi khade ho kar dinbhar na..

Haan .. Usmai kya burai hai ..

Haan .. Koi burai nahi hai .. Tum na ekdam mental ho..

Mai aur mental

Haan mental nahi to aur kya

Maine aisa mental wala konsa kaam kiya hai ..

Muje dinbar aise khade kar ke baate karne ka tumara irda hai.. Ye mental longo ka kaam hi hoga na .. Simple aadmi to nahi kar sakta na

Maine to aise hi kaha tha..

Aise hi kaha tha.. Tum konsi baat ko serious lete ho kya?? Ya sab chiz ko aise kahte ho

Aap to gussa ho gaye

Gussa nahi to kya karu nawaz..

Shaant ho jao aap

Tab bade gaur se nawaz ko dekhte hai aur kahte hai.



Mai shaant rahu..

Haan

rahti hu par Itana sara kaam kon karega..

Ho jayega

Kaise ho jayega..Tumare maharani to jaldi aayege nahi.. Aab mai kya karu. . he bhagwaan ..

Aap pahle shaant ho jao

Waise Tum muje kuch batane wale the kal ..

Tab nawaz aarti ke taraf dekhata hai aur sochane lagta hai ki isko mai kya bataane wala tha ..

bataya nahi Nawaz aab tak...

Kya memsaab

Tumare aur neeta ke baare mai..

Kya jana na hai aapko

yahi ki iss maharani ko tumane kaise pataya

itana hi ya aur kuch

aur ..

Kahke ruk jati hai aur kuch sochane ke baad kahte hai

tumane pataya neeta ko ya usne tume

Aap ko kya lagta hai

Muje..

Haan memsaab

Tab nawaz ki taraf adda ke saath dekhte hui kahti hai..



Muje lagta hai tumane hi pataya hoga

Aisa kyon lagta hai aapko

Aisa kahte hui nawaz aarti ke nazdik aake jo baal uske aankho par aaye the wo uske kaan ke piche karta hai.. Iss wajah se aarti sharma jati hai..

Sharmate hui wo kahte hai

Tum kya kar rahe ho ..

aur aapne baalo mai ka nawaz ka haat hatate hai ..

Mai

Haan

Mai ye kah raha tha memsaab aap mere aur neeta ke bare mai jaan kar kya karoge .. maine use kaise pataya aur uske saath kya kya kiya aur kaha kaha Kiya ye jaan kar aap kya hi kar loge ..

Tab aarti uski aankho mai dekhate hui uske gaal par halki si chapat lagate hai

Badmash

Ya dusare ki lovestory sunane mai aap ko aanand aata hai ..

Bilkul nahi

Phir aap ye jaan lo ki aap ke problem ka hal kya hai

Aab aarti ko pata nahi chala ki nawaz kya kahana chaha raha hai isliye aarti aacharya se nawaz ki taraf dekhate hui kahte hai..

Konsa problem

Aap ka problem

aaarti ko abhi bhi samaj nahi aaya ..

Nal ka problem

Haaaa wo kya

Haa memsaab

 

[Iron Man]

haan bolo kya kaam hai..

haay haay kya Ada hai….

Tab wo smile karte hai...aur kahte hai..

Bolo kyon bulaya muje

Bhukh lagi hai

bahar ke bathroom mai jake naha lo aur kitchen mai khana khane aa jao.. mai khana garam karti hu tab tak..

Phir nawaz bathroom mai jake naha leta hai aur aarti kitchen mai khana garam kar lete hai.. aur haat dhone ke liye jaise hi nal ko chalu karane lagti hai waise hi nal se pani hi nahi aa raha tha tab pareshan hoke kahte hai..

Iss nal ko bhi kya ho jata hai pata hi nahi chalta

Isliye to kah raha tha iske solution ke liye mere paas idea hai

Tab gardan ghuma ke nawaz ko dekhate hai



Aa gaye tum

Aap ne bulaya aur hum chale aaye

Tab smile karte hui kahte hai

Nautankibaaz ..aa jao jaldi aur khana khao .. Dekhate nahi ho kya kitchen mai kitana sara kaam pada hai... Muje wo pura karna hai.. Tumare mashuka to kuch karti bhi nahi hai.. Jaha gaye waha timepass karti hai.. Aur sara kaam muje hi karna padta hai..

haan memsaab wo kamchor hai

kamchor .....

aur aarti hasne lagte hai..nawaz ke samne usne jo neeta ko kal kamchor kaha tha uski use yaad aane lage..
haan memsaab... Wo bade kamchor hai..

haan .. Tum dono hi kamchor ho

mai nahi hu memsaab

tum bhi ho. . Nahi to wo idea muje jalde bata dete

batata hu

batao phir

Bata dunga itane bhi kya jaldi hai

Kya kaha tumane kya jaldi hai..

Aarti gusse se nawaz ki taraf dekhte hui kahti hai..

Muje kya din bhar aise hi yaha kitchen mai khade karne ka tumara irada hai kya ..

Haan.. Ho jao khade ..

Aur kya karu yaha khade hoke..

Kuch nahi

Kuch nahi ... Bas Tumase baate karu .. Aise hi khade ho kar dinbhar na..

Haan .. Usmai kya burai hai ..

Haan .. Koi burai nahi hai .. Tum na ekdam mental ho..

Mai aur mental

Haan mental nahi to aur kya

Maine aisa mental wala konsa kaam kiya hai ..

Muje dinbar aise khade kar ke baate karne ka tumara irda hai.. Ye mental longo ka kaam hi hoga na .. Simple aadmi to nahi kar sakta na

Maine to aise hi kaha tha..

Aise hi kaha tha.. Tum konsi baat ko serious lete ho kya?? Ya sab chiz ko aise kahte ho

Aap to gussa ho gaye

Gussa nahi to kya karu nawaz..

Shaant ho jao aap

Tab bade gaur se nawaz ko dekhte hai aur kahte hai.



Mai shaant rahu..

Haan

rahti hu par Itana sara kaam kon karega..

Ho jayega

Kaise ho jayega..Tumare maharani to jaldi aayege nahi.. Aab mai kya karu. . he bhagwaan ..

Aap pahle shaant ho jao

Waise Tum muje kuch batane wale the kal ..

Tab nawaz aarti ke taraf dekhata hai aur sochane lagta hai ki isko mai kya bataane bataya nahi Nawaz aab tak...

Kya memsaab

Tumare aur neeta ke baare mai..

Kya jana na hai aapko

yahi ki iss maharani ko tumane kaise pataya

itana hi ya aur kuch

aur ..

Kahke ruk jati hai aur kuch sochane ke baad kahte hai

tumane pataya neeta ko ya usne tume

Aap ko kya lagta hai

Muje..

Haan memsaab
Tab nawaz ki taraf adda ke saath dekhte hui kahti hai..


Muje lagta hai tumane hi pataya hoga

Aisa kyon lagta hai aapko
Aisa kahte hui nawaz aarti ke nazdik aake jo baal uske aankho par aaye the wo uske kaan ke piche karta hai.. Iss wajah se aarti sharma jati hai..

Sharmate hui wo kahte hai

Tum kya kah rahe ho ..

aur aapne baalo mai ka nawaz ka haat hatate hai ..

Mai

Haan

Mai ye kah raha tha memsaab aap mere aur neeta ke bare mai jaan kar kya karoge .. maine use kaise pataya aur uske saath kya kya kiya aur kaha kaha Kiya ye jaan kar aap kya hi kar loge ..

Tab aarti uski aankho mai dekhate hui uske gaal par halki si chapat lagate hai

Badmash

Ya dusare ki lovestory sunane mai aap ko aanand aata hai ..

Bilkul nahi

Phir aap ye jaan lo ki aap ke problem ka hal kya hai

Aab aarti ko pata nahi chala ki nawaz kya kahana chaha raha hai isliye aarti aacharya se nawaz ki taraf dekhate hui kahte hai..

Konsa problem

Nal ka problem

Haaaa wo kya

Haa memsaab

Shaandar update

 

[Runa Khan]

Ekdum ashadaran update

 

[rajkumar90]

Uska kya

aap hamre love story ke bare mai janane se achha ye hai ki aap ka problem solve jaldi se jaldi ho

Haa .. par tum bata nahi rahe ho na

Waise memsaab... mai aap ka problem solve karunga to muje kya milega

Tab badi adda ke saath kahte hai




aur kya chahiye tume .. itane bade Ghar ki itani khubsurat malkin tume aapne haato se garma garam khana banake khila jo rahi hai

aapne haato se kaha khila Rahi hai

Tab smile karte hui kahte hai



Achha ji .. aab tume mere haato se khana khana hai ..

Khila dete to badiya ho jata

Garama garam khana bana ke paros rahi hu wo kafi nahi hai kya

Waise wo bhi kafi hai ..par ..

par kya

wo to aap waise bhi denewale ho

aarti gusse se nawaz ki taraf dekhate hui kahte hai..



kya

Khana ...aagar mai aapko idea nahi dunga to waise bhi aap muje khana banane paros doge .hai na ..

Haan baba dunge.. par farak hai ..

Kaisa farak

Ye jo garama garam khana mil raha hai na nawaz ..wo nahi milega tab ..

Uske liye bahut bahut dhanyawad ji

Tab smile karte hui kahte hai




Welcome ji

Fir wo sharmate hui neeche gardan karke kahte hai..

idea kya hai

idea bata dunga par idea achi nahi hui to aap bura maan jaogi ..

Tab chehare par smile late hui kahte hai



Waise mai bura maan jaunge to tumare paas tumare neeta hai na

Haan wo to hai par

Par kya

Naukrani ke saath agar malkin bhi aa jaye to

To kya

To maza dihiguna ho jayega

Achha ji.. Aab tume naukarani ke saath malkin bhi chahiye

Baat karne ko

Mai bhi wahi bol rahi hu ..baat karne ke liye

To usmai kya burai hai

Burai to nahi hai nawaz miyaan.. Par achhai bhi nahi hai..

Achha ji

Haan nawaz.. Ek naukarni se aap ka samadhan nahi hoga kya

Hoga .. Par kaam karte hui.. aap ke bunglow mai.. thoda timepass ..

Timepass.. Mai kya koi timepass ki cheez hu kya..

Aap bahut mast cheez ho

Kya kaha tumane

Kuch nahi

Mai timepass ke liye nahi hu

Mai ne waisa nahi kaha.. Kaam karne ke saath baat karne ke liye koi mil jai iss liye maine kaha

tab nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai..



Han mai sab samjate hu..lag raha hai tum bahut chalu ho

Aisa kyon laga aap ko

tab fir se nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai...

muje nahi pata .. Aab pahle muje ye cock thik karna hai..

To kar do

Kaise kar du

Kaise matlab.. Jo sab log karte hai usi tarah

Haan wo muje pata hai .. Tum idea dene wale the na.. Wo jaldi se doge to cock thik kar lunge.. ..

Wo to mai dene wala hi hu

De do na fir jaldi ..

Thik hai

Tab uski aur dekhate hui kahte hai


Waise tumhare liye mere pass ek chize hai

Kya

Khaoge kya

Aab chiz kya hai uspar depend karta hai

Tab uski aur dekhate hui kahte hai

Rasmalai

aur phir waha rakhi rasmalai nikal ke bade aad ke sath khane lagti hai


Wow .. kya taste hai ye rasmalai

Akel akel taste ka maza le Rahe ho

Tum bhi Khao na

Aisa bol ke uske paas aake use rasmalai dene lage tab nawaz kahata hai

Khilao na

Tab sharmate hui bade add ke saath kahte hai



hatoo ji

Plz ek baar

Bilkul nahi

Plz mere pyare memsaab ek baar aapke iss Gore Gore .. komal se mast khubsurat haato se khila do na

uski iss baat se wo khush ho gayi par use narajagi dikhate hui kahte hai

Sirf ek baar

 

[Runa Khan]

Dashing update

 

[Rumana]

Dashing update. Bahut badhiya update.

 

[Mafiadon]

Awesome and stunning update

 

[Kodom Ali Mastan]

Ekdum danshu update

 

[Monika.]

Bahut badhiya aur ekdum danshu updates.