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Bahot behtareen shaandaarUPDATE 29
Sab bahut khush the
bua ko ab dikhne laga tha
lekin bua bas mujhe dekhe jaa rahi thi
khushi toh mujhe bhi thi
kyunki chacha mein sirf chhote chachs the
jo hum se pyar karte the
aur bua mein chhoti bua
main aaj bahut khush tha
daadi mere paas aagayi
aur mere saamne hath jod di
daadi..kaali main kaise tera ehsaan utaar paaungi
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi ho daadi
yeh sab mat bolo
daadi..maine kitna galat kiya
tum logo ke sath
main..purani baatein main bhool gaya hoon
aap bhi bhool jaao
aur phir main room mein aagaya
kuchh der baad priya didi room mein aagayi
priya..aaj itna handsome kyun dikh raha hai
main..aap kabse English bolne lagi didi
Priya..tu yeh sab chhod
yeh tere gaal pe kya laga hai
didi ka chehra mere gaal ke kareeb tha
aur tabhi unhone mere gaal pe kiss kar diya
aur phir chali gayi
ab bathroom room mein hi tha
main ready hua
bed pe chandrika aur devika dono baithi hui thi
mere liye naye kapde leke
main..are gaon ka ek gareeb ladka hoon
koi raees nahi
jo yeh pehnunga
Devika..humare liye pehen lijiye
main..waise meri didi ko English bolna kaise aaya
devika..aap jab so rahe the
tab mujhe dikha
ki aap is wajah se bahut udaas hain
ki aapko behne padh nahi paayi
isi liye maine yeh sab kiya
aapki behne ab padhi likhi hain
ab woh jis college mein chahe admission le sakti hain
main..baat karta hoon unse
thank you
chandrika..aapko apni kasam yaad hai ki nahi
main..ek hi baar jindagi mein kasam khaaya hoon
is gaon ki har aurat aur ladki ko apne bachche ki maa banaunga
chandrika..aap sirf hukum kijiye
abhi sabko aapke kadmo mein laake rakh dungi
main.. jarurat nahi hai
yeh sab main khud kar lunga
aur main bahar nikla tayyar hoke
riya seeti bajane lagi
maa daadi bua teeno mujhe dekhti reh gayi
dono didi ka bhi wohi haal tha
lagta hai aaj yeh meri jaan leke rahega
aaj kal jab isko dekhti hoon
mera dil dimaag kaam karna band kar deta hai
kaali aakhir kab sunega tu mere dil ki baat
ab yeh kaun hai yeh toh mujhe bhi pata nahi
main nashta kiya
aur phir jab bahar nikla
toh police bade chacha ko uthake le jaa rahi thi
main..inko Kyu le jaa rahe hain aap
inspector ne mujhe dekha
Chaudhary ne report likhwayi hai
isne Chaudhary ko paise dene hain
yeh de nahi raha
ab court hi faisla karegi
aur phir bade chacha ko police uthake le gayi
urmila Chachi ro rahi thi
tabhi kavya kavita suman aur megha aagayi
main..tum log jaao school
woh chali gayi
main..tum dono mein se koi inke sath ja sakti hoon
chandrika..main jaati hoon
aur phir woh unke sath chali gayi
main ek jagah baith gaya
devika..itna kya soch rahe hain
main.. Chaudhary ko paise dene padenge
kahan se laaun itne paise
Devika..are aap hukum kijiye
kitne paise chahiye
main..nakli paise nahi chahiye
Devika..aap demon lord hi hain na
main..pata nahi
devika kuchh der ke liye gayab ho gayi
aur jab wapas aayi
toh usne mere hath mein ek bag rakh diya
main bag khola saala itne paise
main..yeh kahan se mile
devika..yeh aapke hain
main..maine puchha kahan se aaye
Devika..mera hath pakadiye
main uska hath pakda
aur phir mujhe sab kuchh pata chal gaya
yeh dono toh sachmein mere liye paagal hain
mere liye nahi amatsu ke liye paagal hain
chhinriya
main Chaudhary ke ghar pahuncha
Chaudhary family
Chaudhary kamal singh
wife..lata
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beta..manish
bahu..manju
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beti..kinjal
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Chaudhary mujhe dekhke ghabra gaya
Chaudhary.. kyun aaye ho
main..aapke paise lautane aaya hoon
Chaudhary..tumhein pata hai tumhare chacha ne kitne paise liye the
main.. aapko kitne chahiye
Chaudhary..20 lakh
ab Chaudhary ki galti nahi thi
mere chacha ne apni betiyo ko padhane ke liye
Chaudhary se 10 lakh liye the
Chaudhary byaj lagake 20 kar diye
aisi hi duniya hai
main bag khola aur usmein se paise nikaalke
Chaudhary ko de diya
Chaudhary ki aankhein chamak gayi
Chaudhary man mein
yeh dharmender ke pille ke paas itne paise kahan se aagaye
jarur koi raaz hai
mujhe pata lagana padega
aur iska ek hi raasta hai
Chaudhary..theek hai main apni complaint wapas le lunga
main.. abhi phone kijiye
lata..ladke tune suna nahi
Chaudhary sahab ne kya kaha
main Chaudhary ki biwi ko dekha
maal toh badhiya hai
lund masalne ka man kar raha tha
main.. Chaudhary jee
paise mere chacha ne liye the
unki galti hai
agar main chahta toh aapko jaan se maar deta
aur koi mera kuchh nahi bigaad paata
Chaudhary trailer dekh chuka tha
isi liye usne phone mila diya
police station
jab tak main ghar pahuncha
tab bade chacha bhi aagaya
bchacha ne mujhe dekha
aur phir gale se lagke rone laga
bchacha..mujhe maaf kar de beta
maine kabhi tujhe apna nahi maana
lekin aaj tune saabit kar diya
ki merw bhi ek beta hai
main..kya bol rahe ho
bchacha..aaj agar tu nahi hota
toh mujhe jail ho jaati
tune paise diye Chaudhary ko
main tera ehsaan kabhi nahi bhulunga
urmila Chachi aur baaki sab yeh dekhke khush the
jaise hi main ghar aaya
maa..itne paise kahan se aaye tere paas
main..mere paas ek diamond tha
use bech diya maa
maa..aur heera tere paas kahan se aaya
main..aap bhool gayi kya shaktiya hain mere paas
maa..waise heera itna mehnga hota hai kya
main.. haan maa
yeh lo bag
ismein paise hain
maa ne bag kholke dekha
toh bag unke hath se chhut gaya
main..hey bhagwan itne saare paise
ab sabko sunaogi kya
maa ne bag uthaya aur leke chali gayi
kuchh der baad urmila Chachi aagayi
aur maa se maafi maangne lagi
wohi randi rona
tabhi meri najar padi rama bua pe
behenchod bade pyar se dekh rahi thi
unhone mujhe apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya
main unke paas pahuncha
rama..room mein chal tujhse kuchh baat karni hai
main bua ke sath room mein pahuncha
rama bua ne mere pair pakad liye
main.. bua yeh kya kar rahi ho
rama.. apne pati ke pair chhu rahi hoon
main..bua maine jo kiya mera farz tha
aap yeh sab mat karo
rama..main is liye kar rahi hoon
kyunki main tujhse pyar karti hoon
aur shaadi bhi tujhse hi karungi
mujhe apna le
main.. abhi toh main bahut chhota hoon
rama..meri maa ko chod chod ke uske bhosde ka bhi bhosda bana diya
aur kehta hai ki main chhota hoon
main..aapko pata hai
rama..harami andhi thi main
behri nahi
kalmuha meri maa ko kaise raand banake chodta hai tu
main..woh toh main aapko bhi chod sakta hoon
ek baar mauka toh do
rama..kya bola
main..kuchh nahi
kuchh bhi toh nahi
rama.. besharam kahin ka
tabhi daadi ki awaj aayi
aur hum dono alag baith gaye
uske baad main school chala gaya
Chaudhary ke ghar
Chaudhary apni beti kinjal se baat kar raha tha
Chaudhary..beti tumhein bas yeh pata karna hai
ki kaaliya ke paas itne paise kahan se aaye
Kinjal..jee pitaji
Chaudhary..dhyan rahe koi galti nahi honi chahiye
kinjal..jee pitaji
Chaudhary..maine principal se baat kar li hai
kal se tum usi school mein jaaogi
school
main class mein ghusa toh simran dikhi mujhe
woh mujhse gusse se dekh rahi thi
lunch time ho chuka tha
main simran ke paas pahuncha
main..kya hua gussa kyun hai
simran..kal main kitna intezar ki tumhara
tum aaye hi nahi
main..woh mujhe kuchh jaruri kaam aagaya tha
isi liye jaana pada
simran..bata toh dete
main.. sorry
achcha chal na ab
simran..tum chalo main aati hoon
aur main school ke peechhe pahunch gaya
kuchh der baad simran aagayi
woh ghabra bhi rahi thi
aur sharma bhi rahi thi
main uska hath pakda
aur use apni baaho mein bhar liya
simran..jaldi karo.na koi dekh lega
yeh sunke pehle main uske gaal chuma
phir maatha phir aankhein
phir naak
uske baad uske honthon pe apne honth rakh diya
woh meri baaho mein jhul gayi
main bade pyar se uske hont chusne laga
kuchh der baad woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
saali ke hont kitne mulayam the
kareeb 5 minutes tak humari kiss chali
woh haanf rahi thi
uske gaal sharam se laal ho gaye
main..kaisa laga
simran..hmm
main..hmm kya hota hai
puchh raha hoon kaise laga
simran.. bahut achcha
main..shaam mein talab ke paas aayegi
sirman.. koshish karungi
main..theek hai
aur main uske hont chuma
phir wahan se nikal gaya
chudai ka mood ban gaya tha
main principal ke office mein pahuncha
principal mujhe dekhke khush ho gayi
main..madam pyar karogi
urmila..gate band kar do
aur phir main madam ko baaho mein bhar liya
uske baad main unhein dabake choda
aur unki boor mein hi jhad gaya
uske baad main chaaro ke sath ghar ki taraf Nikal gaya
chaaro meri taraf dekh bhi nahi rahi thi
main..ice cream khaaogi
chaaro ek sath
haan haan kyun nahi
uske baad main unhein leke bajar pahuncha
aur hum ice cream khaane lage
kavya.. kabhi kabhi ghar bhi aajaya kijiye
bahut din ho gaye aap se mile hue
megha..roz toh milti hai
bahut kahan se ho gaye
kavita..tu nahi samjhegi
suman.. chappal dekh rahi hai
sharam nahi aati
kavya..tameez se baat kijiye
aapse badi hoon main
pehle bhaiya ne mujhe sweekaar kiya tha
suman..jaa jaa badi aayi
main..achcha suno aaj raat tum sab ek sath rehna
main raat mein aaunga
suman..maa nahi maanegi
main..manayegi tab toh
bol dena ek sath padhai karni hai
megha..aap bade harami hain
suman ne megha ke sar pe maara
uske baad hum ghar pahunche
tabhi mujhe chandrika aur devika baatein karti dikhi
main..kya baatein ho rahi hai
chandrika..jee main yeh soch rahi hoon
ki aapke naam pe ek company shuru kar doon
main.. matlab
chandrika.. matlab ki ab aap business tycoon banne waale.hain
main..jo karna hai karo
devika..aap kisi cheez ke liye mana kyun nahi karte
main..waise toh main bada harami hoon
lekin dil ka achcha hoon
devika..yeh toh humein pata hai
shaam hote hi main talab ke paas pahunch gaya
mujhe ek jagah simran dikh gayi
main uske paas pahunch gaya
main..mujhe laga tha tu nahi aayegi
saali ne mujhe pakda aur kiss karne lagi...
Bahot behtareen shaandaarUPDATE 29
Sab bahut khush the
bua ko ab dikhne laga tha
lekin bua bas mujhe dekhe jaa rahi thi
khushi toh mujhe bhi thi
kyunki chacha mein sirf chhote chachs the
jo hum se pyar karte the
aur bua mein chhoti bua
main aaj bahut khush tha
daadi mere paas aagayi
aur mere saamne hath jod di
daadi..kaali main kaise tera ehsaan utaar paaungi
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi ho daadi
yeh sab mat bolo
daadi..maine kitna galat kiya
tum logo ke sath
main..purani baatein main bhool gaya hoon
aap bhi bhool jaao
aur phir main room mein aagaya
kuchh der baad priya didi room mein aagayi
priya..aaj itna handsome kyun dikh raha hai
main..aap kabse English bolne lagi didi
Priya..tu yeh sab chhod
yeh tere gaal pe kya laga hai
didi ka chehra mere gaal ke kareeb tha
aur tabhi unhone mere gaal pe kiss kar diya
aur phir chali gayi
ab bathroom room mein hi tha
main ready hua
bed pe chandrika aur devika dono baithi hui thi
mere liye naye kapde leke
main..are gaon ka ek gareeb ladka hoon
koi raees nahi
jo yeh pehnunga
Devika..humare liye pehen lijiye
main..waise meri didi ko English bolna kaise aaya
devika..aap jab so rahe the
tab mujhe dikha
ki aap is wajah se bahut udaas hain
ki aapko behne padh nahi paayi
isi liye maine yeh sab kiya
aapki behne ab padhi likhi hain
ab woh jis college mein chahe admission le sakti hain
main..baat karta hoon unse
thank you
chandrika..aapko apni kasam yaad hai ki nahi
main..ek hi baar jindagi mein kasam khaaya hoon
is gaon ki har aurat aur ladki ko apne bachche ki maa banaunga
chandrika..aap sirf hukum kijiye
abhi sabko aapke kadmo mein laake rakh dungi
main.. jarurat nahi hai
yeh sab main khud kar lunga
aur main bahar nikla tayyar hoke
riya seeti bajane lagi
maa daadi bua teeno mujhe dekhti reh gayi
dono didi ka bhi wohi haal tha
lagta hai aaj yeh meri jaan leke rahega
aaj kal jab isko dekhti hoon
mera dil dimaag kaam karna band kar deta hai
kaali aakhir kab sunega tu mere dil ki baat
ab yeh kaun hai yeh toh mujhe bhi pata nahi
main nashta kiya
aur phir jab bahar nikla
toh police bade chacha ko uthake le jaa rahi thi
main..inko Kyu le jaa rahe hain aap
inspector ne mujhe dekha
Chaudhary ne report likhwayi hai
isne Chaudhary ko paise dene hain
yeh de nahi raha
ab court hi faisla karegi
aur phir bade chacha ko police uthake le gayi
urmila Chachi ro rahi thi
tabhi kavya kavita suman aur megha aagayi
main..tum log jaao school
woh chali gayi
main..tum dono mein se koi inke sath ja sakti hoon
chandrika..main jaati hoon
aur phir woh unke sath chali gayi
main ek jagah baith gaya
devika..itna kya soch rahe hain
main.. Chaudhary ko paise dene padenge
kahan se laaun itne paise
Devika..are aap hukum kijiye
kitne paise chahiye
main..nakli paise nahi chahiye
Devika..aap demon lord hi hain na
main..pata nahi
devika kuchh der ke liye gayab ho gayi
aur jab wapas aayi
toh usne mere hath mein ek bag rakh diya
main bag khola saala itne paise
main..yeh kahan se mile
devika..yeh aapke hain
main..maine puchha kahan se aaye
Devika..mera hath pakadiye
main uska hath pakda
aur phir mujhe sab kuchh pata chal gaya
yeh dono toh sachmein mere liye paagal hain
mere liye nahi amatsu ke liye paagal hain
chhinriya
main Chaudhary ke ghar pahuncha
Chaudhary family
Chaudhary kamal singh
wife..lata
![]()
beta..manish
bahu..manju
![]()
beti..kinjal
![]()
Chaudhary mujhe dekhke ghabra gaya
Chaudhary.. kyun aaye ho
main..aapke paise lautane aaya hoon
Chaudhary..tumhein pata hai tumhare chacha ne kitne paise liye the
main.. aapko kitne chahiye
Chaudhary..20 lakh
ab Chaudhary ki galti nahi thi
mere chacha ne apni betiyo ko padhane ke liye
Chaudhary se 10 lakh liye the
Chaudhary byaj lagake 20 kar diye
aisi hi duniya hai
main bag khola aur usmein se paise nikaalke
Chaudhary ko de diya
Chaudhary ki aankhein chamak gayi
Chaudhary man mein
yeh dharmender ke pille ke paas itne paise kahan se aagaye
jarur koi raaz hai
mujhe pata lagana padega
aur iska ek hi raasta hai
Chaudhary..theek hai main apni complaint wapas le lunga
main.. abhi phone kijiye
lata..ladke tune suna nahi
Chaudhary sahab ne kya kaha
main Chaudhary ki biwi ko dekha
maal toh badhiya hai
lund masalne ka man kar raha tha
main.. Chaudhary jee
paise mere chacha ne liye the
unki galti hai
agar main chahta toh aapko jaan se maar deta
aur koi mera kuchh nahi bigaad paata
Chaudhary trailer dekh chuka tha
isi liye usne phone mila diya
police station
jab tak main ghar pahuncha
tab bade chacha bhi aagaya
bchacha ne mujhe dekha
aur phir gale se lagke rone laga
bchacha..mujhe maaf kar de beta
maine kabhi tujhe apna nahi maana
lekin aaj tune saabit kar diya
ki merw bhi ek beta hai
main..kya bol rahe ho
bchacha..aaj agar tu nahi hota
toh mujhe jail ho jaati
tune paise diye Chaudhary ko
main tera ehsaan kabhi nahi bhulunga
urmila Chachi aur baaki sab yeh dekhke khush the
jaise hi main ghar aaya
maa..itne paise kahan se aaye tere paas
main..mere paas ek diamond tha
use bech diya maa
maa..aur heera tere paas kahan se aaya
main..aap bhool gayi kya shaktiya hain mere paas
maa..waise heera itna mehnga hota hai kya
main.. haan maa
yeh lo bag
ismein paise hain
maa ne bag kholke dekha
toh bag unke hath se chhut gaya
main..hey bhagwan itne saare paise
ab sabko sunaogi kya
maa ne bag uthaya aur leke chali gayi
kuchh der baad urmila Chachi aagayi
aur maa se maafi maangne lagi
wohi randi rona
tabhi meri najar padi rama bua pe
behenchod bade pyar se dekh rahi thi
unhone mujhe apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya
main unke paas pahuncha
rama..room mein chal tujhse kuchh baat karni hai
main bua ke sath room mein pahuncha
rama bua ne mere pair pakad liye
main.. bua yeh kya kar rahi ho
rama.. apne pati ke pair chhu rahi hoon
main..bua maine jo kiya mera farz tha
aap yeh sab mat karo
rama..main is liye kar rahi hoon
kyunki main tujhse pyar karti hoon
aur shaadi bhi tujhse hi karungi
mujhe apna le
main.. abhi toh main bahut chhota hoon
rama..meri maa ko chod chod ke uske bhosde ka bhi bhosda bana diya
aur kehta hai ki main chhota hoon
main..aapko pata hai
rama..harami andhi thi main
behri nahi
kalmuha meri maa ko kaise raand banake chodta hai tu
main..woh toh main aapko bhi chod sakta hoon
ek baar mauka toh do
rama..kya bola
main..kuchh nahi
kuchh bhi toh nahi
rama.. besharam kahin ka
tabhi daadi ki awaj aayi
aur hum dono alag baith gaye
uske baad main school chala gaya
Chaudhary ke ghar
Chaudhary apni beti kinjal se baat kar raha tha
Chaudhary..beti tumhein bas yeh pata karna hai
ki kaaliya ke paas itne paise kahan se aaye
Kinjal..jee pitaji
Chaudhary..dhyan rahe koi galti nahi honi chahiye
kinjal..jee pitaji
Chaudhary..maine principal se baat kar li hai
kal se tum usi school mein jaaogi
school
main class mein ghusa toh simran dikhi mujhe
woh mujhse gusse se dekh rahi thi
lunch time ho chuka tha
main simran ke paas pahuncha
main..kya hua gussa kyun hai
simran..kal main kitna intezar ki tumhara
tum aaye hi nahi
main..woh mujhe kuchh jaruri kaam aagaya tha
isi liye jaana pada
simran..bata toh dete
main.. sorry
achcha chal na ab
simran..tum chalo main aati hoon
aur main school ke peechhe pahunch gaya
kuchh der baad simran aagayi
woh ghabra bhi rahi thi
aur sharma bhi rahi thi
main uska hath pakda
aur use apni baaho mein bhar liya
simran..jaldi karo.na koi dekh lega
yeh sunke pehle main uske gaal chuma
phir maatha phir aankhein
phir naak
uske baad uske honthon pe apne honth rakh diya
woh meri baaho mein jhul gayi
main bade pyar se uske hont chusne laga
kuchh der baad woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
saali ke hont kitne mulayam the
kareeb 5 minutes tak humari kiss chali
woh haanf rahi thi
uske gaal sharam se laal ho gaye
main..kaisa laga
simran..hmm
main..hmm kya hota hai
puchh raha hoon kaise laga
simran.. bahut achcha
main..shaam mein talab ke paas aayegi
sirman.. koshish karungi
main..theek hai
aur main uske hont chuma
phir wahan se nikal gaya
chudai ka mood ban gaya tha
main principal ke office mein pahuncha
principal mujhe dekhke khush ho gayi
main..madam pyar karogi
urmila..gate band kar do
aur phir main madam ko baaho mein bhar liya
uske baad main unhein dabake choda
aur unki boor mein hi jhad gaya
uske baad main chaaro ke sath ghar ki taraf Nikal gaya
chaaro meri taraf dekh bhi nahi rahi thi
main..ice cream khaaogi
chaaro ek sath
haan haan kyun nahi
uske baad main unhein leke bajar pahuncha
aur hum ice cream khaane lage
kavya.. kabhi kabhi ghar bhi aajaya kijiye
bahut din ho gaye aap se mile hue
megha..roz toh milti hai
bahut kahan se ho gaye
kavita..tu nahi samjhegi
suman.. chappal dekh rahi hai
sharam nahi aati
kavya..tameez se baat kijiye
aapse badi hoon main
pehle bhaiya ne mujhe sweekaar kiya tha
suman..jaa jaa badi aayi
main..achcha suno aaj raat tum sab ek sath rehna
main raat mein aaunga
suman..maa nahi maanegi
main..manayegi tab toh
bol dena ek sath padhai karni hai
megha..aap bade harami hain
suman ne megha ke sar pe maara
uske baad hum ghar pahunche
tabhi mujhe chandrika aur devika baatein karti dikhi
main..kya baatein ho rahi hai
chandrika..jee main yeh soch rahi hoon
ki aapke naam pe ek company shuru kar doon
main.. matlab
chandrika.. matlab ki ab aap business tycoon banne waale.hain
main..jo karna hai karo
devika..aap kisi cheez ke liye mana kyun nahi karte
main..waise toh main bada harami hoon
lekin dil ka achcha hoon
devika..yeh toh humein pata hai
shaam hote hi main talab ke paas pahunch gaya
mujhe ek jagah simran dikh gayi
main uske paas pahunch gaya
main..mujhe laga tha tu nahi aayegi
saali ne mujhe pakda aur kiss karne lagi...