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Main bistar se neechey utar kar jaise hi apney bag se kapdey leney ke liye jaa raha tha, mera towel khul gaya aur neechey gir gayaa. Main palat kar dekhaa toh maami mere nangey jism ko dekhney lagi. Maami ki nazar mere laudey par padi jo aadha khada hua tha. Maami ke nazar ko dekh kar mera laudaa aur bhi tanney lagaa. Jab maami ki nazar upar hui aur woh meri aankhon mein dekhney lagi, toh main muskuraaney lagaa.
Maami boli: "Asif……….. kya besharamon ki tarah nangey khadey ho………. Towel uthaao aur apney nangeypan ko dakho……. Mere saamney aisey nangey mat raho……."
Maine towel nahi utaaya aur aisey hi nangey hokar maami ke paas gaya aur unkey saamney khadey hogaya. Maine apney laudey ko haath mein lekar maami se baat karney lagaa.
Maami boli: "yeh kya besharmi hai Asif……….. kapdey pehano…….."
Main bola, "Maami………. Maine aapko poori nangi haalat mein dekha hai………. Aur aapney bhi mujhey poora nangaa dekh liya hai………… hisaab baraabar……….. ab humko sharmaaney ki zaroorat nahi hai……."
Maami boli: "bakwaaas bandh karo………. Aur kapdey pehano………"
Maami apney bistarr se utar gayi aur mere bag ko kholkar usmey se meri chaddi nikaal kar mujhey dedi.
Maami boli: "isey pehano jaldi se……….. koi aajayega……."
Main karta bhi kya, maine apni maami se chaddi li aur wahi unkey saamney pehanney lagaa. Jab main chaddi upar chadhaa raha tha toh maami mere laudey ko hi dekh rahi thi. Maine apney laudey ko pakdey aur usey chaddi ke andar daal diya. Uskey baad maami mujhey dekhi toh maine unhey aankh maari and muskuraaney lagaa.
Maami boli: "tum badey hi besharam hogaye ho………"
Main bola: "Nahi maami…. Main besharam nahi………… main jawaan hogaya hu…….."
Maami boli: "bakwaas bandh karo aur kapdey pehano……….."
Maami ne mere bag mein se ek jeans and aur ek t-shirt nikaaal kar mujhey di aur main unhi ke saamney pehan kar unkey bistarr mein baith gaya. Maami phirse mere paas aayi aur apni nazrein neechey karkey mujhsey bat karney lagi
Maami boli: "Asif………… abhi abhi jo hua……….. uskey baarey mein bhi kisi ko bhi maloom nahi chalnaa chahiye…….."
Main poocha, "kis baarey mein maami………."
Maami boli: "yahi………. Ki tum mere saaamney poorey nangey hogaye aur maine bhi tumharey poorey nangey jism ko dekhaa hai………."
Main bola, "maami……… aap bohot pareshaan ho rahi hai……. Maine aap ke poorey nangey khoobsurat jism ko dekha hai aur aapney mere jaawan nangey jism ko dekha hai……… hamara hisaab baraabar hogaya hai……."
Maami boli: "par Asif…….."
Main bola, "dekho maami……….. aap hi ney kaha tha ki aapkey nangey jism ko sirf maamu ne dekhaa hai……. Lekin abb maine bhi dekh liyaa hai………… aur aapney bhi aaj tak sirf maamu ke nangey jism ko dekhaa hai………. Lekin aaj aapney mere bhi nangey jism ko dekh liyaa hai……. Abb sharmaaney ki zaroorat nahi hai…….."
Maami boli: "lekin tumhare maamu mere shohar hai……. Mere pati hai……. Aur main tumhare maamu ki biwi hoon………"
Main bola, "isiliye toh maamu aapke mazey le saktey hai……. Aur aap maamu ko poorey mazey leney dogi………. Lekin meri kismet itni acchi kahan hai……."
Maami boli: "chup karo Asif……….. woh mere shohar hai…….."
Main boli: "isiliye toh keh raha hoon ki mere maamu bohot lucky hai………"
Maami boli: "chup badmaash………… teri ammi ko bolna padega ki abb teri shaadi karwaadey………"
Main bola, "kyun maami……."
Maami boli: "taki tu bhi apni biwi ke saath mazey kar sakey………"
Main bola, "maami……… abhi toh main jawaan hua hoon……… mujhey jawaani ki masti toh karney do………"
Maami boli: "bohot parr nikal rahey hai tere Asif……. Chal abb mujhey bhi bohot kaam karney hai……. Aur ek baat yaad rakh, yeh baat sirf hum dono ke beech hi rehni chahiye…….."
Main bola, "promise maami………. Aapki kasam……. Kisi ko nahi pata chalega……."
Uskey baad maami apney ghar ke kaam mein lag gayi aur kuch der baad bacchaey bhi school se aagaye. Uskey baad maami bacchon ko khaana khilaa kar padosiyon ke paas chaley gayi. Maami wapas aakar bacchon ko homework karaaney lagi aur phir shaam honey par raat ke khaaney ki tayyari karney lagi. Woh jab bhi mujhey dekhti thi toh thoda sa muskuraa kar chaley jati thi.
Raat ko bohot der hogayi thi aur maamu abhi tak apni dukaan se wapas nahi aaye they. Maami ne maamu ko khaaney ke liye phone kiya toh maamu ne kaha ki woh bus dukaan bandh karney hi waley hai. Maami ko badaa hi ghussa aaya. Woh TV dekh rahi thi, lekin maamu se baat karney ke baad, woh uth kar bahar chaley gayi. Main bhi maami ke peechey peechey chath (terrace) par chaley gaya. Bacchey neechey TV dekhtey huey baithey they.
Jab main chath par gaya toh maami waha khadey khadey ro rahi thi. Andhera hogaya tha aur aas paas ke ghar chotey rehney ki wajah se koi upar nahi dekh saktaa tha. Main maami ke paas gaya aur unkey baaazu khada hogaya.
Maami boli: "Asif………. Tum neechey jao…….. main kuch der Akeley rehnaa chahti hoon………."
Main bola, "maami………. Kya hua hai…….???"
Maami boli: "kuch nahi………",
woh apney aason pochney lagi.
Main bola, "arey maami………… kya choti choti baaton par roti ho aap………"
Maami boli: "Asif…….. tumko kuch nahi maloom……….. tum neechey jao……."
Main bola, "maami………. Jab tak aap batayegi nahi tab tak mujhey kaise maloom hoga ki aap kyun ro rahi ho……… batao toh sahi……….."
Maami boli: "tere maamu ko kaam se fursat hi nahi milti……… unko toh sirf kaam ki hi padi rehti hai………. Tere maamu ko apney biwi bacchon ki koi fikar nahi hai…….."
Main bola, "aisey kyun keh rahi ho maami………"
Maami boli: "aur nahi toh kya………. Woh har din subah subah dukaan par chaley jaatey hai………. Aur din bhar wahi baith kar apni dukaan chalatey hai……….. dopahar ka khaana bhi dabbey mein lejaatey hai………. Unko iss baat ki fikar bhi nahi hai ki ghar par biwi akeli rehti hai……… woh dopahar mein aakar mere saath bhi khaa saktey hai……. Lekin nahi………. Tere maamu ko toh sirf unki dukaan hi pyaari hai………"
Main bola, "nahi maami……… aisa nahi hai………. Maamu toh raat ka khaana toh ghar par hi aakar kartey hai………."
Maami boli: "tere maamu wapas sirf raat ka khan aur raat ko soney ke liye aatey hai…….. aur kuch din se toh bohot late aaney lagey hai………"
Main bola, "unko kuch zaroori kaam hoga dukaan par………"
Maami boli: "kaam toh apni jagah hai na Asif……… ghar mein bhi toh kaam hotey hai…….."
Main bola, "kaise kaam…….. aap mujhey boldo……… main kardunga…….."
Maami boli: "kuch nahi Asif………. Main toh aisi hi bol rahi hoon……."
Main bola, "Nahi maami………. Agar kuch kaam ho toh mujhey boldo……….. waisey bhi poora din main ghar mein hi padaa rehtaaa hoon………"
Maami boli: "Nahi Asif………… woh tera kaam nahi hai………. Tere maamu ka kaam hai……."
Main bola, "maami……. Woh kaam toh main bhi kar saktaa hoon……."
Maami boli: "tu samajh nahi raha hai……… mera kaam tere maamu ki kar saktey hai……."
Main bola, "aapka kaam………. Aisa kaunsa kaam hai………????"
Maami sharmaa gayi aur hasney lagi. Main samajh gaya ki woh kaunse kaam ki baat kar rahi thi.
Main bola, "acccha………… main samajh gaya………"
Maami boli: "kya samajh gaya………."
Main bola, "arey maami……….. usey kaam nahi kehtey hai……"
Maami boli: "tujhey bohot maloom hai……… toh yeh bhi bataadey ki usey kya kehtey hai……."
Main bola, "usey kaam nahi……… kaamasutra kehtey hai………"
Maami boli: "chup badmaash……. Kuch toh sharam kar……….."
Main bola, "maami………. Mainey aapko subah ki keh diyaa tha ki abb humarey beech mein koi sharam nahi hai……….. aaj subah humarey beech jo bhi hua hai, uskey baad hi toh main aapse aisey khul kar baat kar saktaa hoon………."
Maami boli: "haan Asif……… tu sahi keh raha hai…… par main karu bhi toh kya……..????"
Main bola, "maami……. Aap hi ne toh bola tha na ki aap unki biwi ho……… toh uska faydaa kyun nahi uthaati ho………."
Maami boli: "kya matlab hai tera……."
Main bola, "aap itni khoobsurat ho………. Mainey toh aapko aaj thodi der ke liye dekhaa tha aur apney aap par control nahi kar paaya…….. aap apney isi khoobsurat husn ka istemaal kyun nahi karti ho…….."
Maami boli: "kaise…….???"
Main bola, "raat ko soney se pehley, maamu se thoda romance karo………. Unko apni khoobsurati dikhao…….. tab hi maamu ko aap ke husn se masti chadegi……….."
Maami boli: "tujhey kya lagtaa hai ki maine yeh sab nahi kiya hai……… main woh sab karti hoon……. Lekin tere maamu bus khaana khaatey hai aur TV dekhtey dekhtey hi so jaatey hai………"
Main bola, "main aapko ek idea deta hoon………."
Maami boli: "kaisa idea…….????"
Main bola, " aaj khaaney ke baad, aap maamu ko doosrey kamrey mein lejao aur unko apna woh husn dikhao joh aaj maine dekha tha……….. woh aapka kaam hi nahi karengey……….. balki aapkey saath poori kaamasutra hi kardengey………"
Maami boli: "chup badmaash………"
Main bola, "sach maami………. Try to karkey dekho………"
Itney mein hi maamu ki gaadi aagayi aur humney maamu ko door se hi dekh liya tha.
Maami boli: "tere maamu aagaye hai………. Chal neechey………"
Maine maami ka haath pakad liya aur unko apne paas kheech kar unki saaree ka pallu pakad liya aur unkey aasoon pochney laga.
Main bola, "Neechey jaaney ke baad apna chehraa saaf karlo…….."
Maami boli: "Asif……… abhi hamarey beech jo bhi baatein hui hai, tere maamu ko pata nahi chalnaa chahiye………"
Main bola, "aap tension mat lo maami………. Yeh baat sirf hamarey beech hi rahegi…….."
Hum saath neechey aagaye aur Maami khushi khushi khaana nikaalney ke liye chaley gayi. Maamu ne apni gaadi andar lagayi phir saaare darwaazey bandh karke aur taala maarkar woh andar aagaye. Maamu ne maami ko khaana lagaaney ke liye bola aur woh bathroom mein fresh honey chaley gaye. Bacchon ne khaana khaa liya tha, sirf main, maami aur maamu ne nahi khaaya tha. Hum teeno khaaney ke liye baithey aur maamu mujhse baat karney lagey.
TO BE CONTINUED..........
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Hum saath neechey aagaye aur Maami khushi khushi khaana nikaalney ke liye chaley gayi. Maamu ne apni gaadi andar lagayi phir saaare darwaazey bandh karke aur taala maarkar woh andar aagaye. Maamu ne maami ko khaana lagaaney ke liye bola aur woh bathroom mein fresh honey chaley gaye. Bacchon ne khaana khaa liya tha, sirf main, maami aur maamu ne nahi khaaya tha. Hum teeno khaaney ke liye baithey aur maamu mujhse baat karney lagey.
Maamu boley: "toh Asif………. Aaj din bhar kya kiyaa ghar par……"
Main bola, "kuch nahi maamu………. Bus aisey hi……."
Maamu boley: "arey…….. ghar par akela akela bore ho raha hoga…….. kal se mere saath dukaan par aaja……. Kuch kaam bhi seekh lega aur meri madad bhi hojayegi dukaan par………."
Maami boli: "aap ka bhanjaa apni chuuttiyan manaaney yaha aaya hai…….. aur aap ussey chuttiyon mein bhi kaam karwaa rahey ho………."
Main bola, "haan maamu…….. main toh yaha mazey karney aaya hu…….."
Maamu boley: "ghar par kya mazey karogey tum………. Bore hojaogey yaha par…….."
Maami boli: "aap rehney dijiye…….. din bhar aapki biwi ghar mein akeli rehti hai……… din bhar bore hoti hai……….. uska kabhi khayaal nahi aaya aapko………. Aur aaj bhanjey ki itni fikar ho rahi hai…….."
Main bola, "Nahi maamu………… ghar par bore nahi hota hai…….. maami bhi hoti hai toh time acchey se katt jaata hai…….."
Maamu boley: "waisey kartey kya ho tumlog din bhar……….???"
Maami boli: "din bhar TV dekhtey rehtey hai………. Aur kuch hota bhi toh nahi hai…….."
Main bola, "haan maamu………. Par aaaj toh mazaa hi aagaya……….."
Jaise hi maine yeh bola, maami meri taraf badey hi ghussey se dekhney lagi jaise ko woh mujhey kaccha chabaa jayegi.
Maamu boley: "accha……… kyun, aaj aisa kya hogaya………"
Maami boli: "kuch nahi………. Aise hi…….."
Maamu boley: "arey batao bhi………"
Main bola, "haan maamu……. kuch nahi hua……… bus aaj ek acchi si movie dekh li humney………."
Maamu boley: "kaunsi movie thi………???"
Main bola, "koi nayi movie thi maamu………. Bohot acchi thi………"
Maami abhi bhi bohot ghussa thi, unhey samajh nahi aaraha thi main yeh sab kyun kar raha hu.
Maamu boley: "accha………. Dekhni padegi woh movie………. Waisey movie mein hero heroin kaun they…….."
Maami boli, "jaaney dijiye naa……….. jab woh movie aayegi toh dekh lijiye aap bhi……. Bacchey ko kyun pareshaan kar rahey ho………."
Maamu boley: "arey………. Main toh sirf hero heroin ke baarey mein pooch raha hu…… tum itna ghussa kyun ho rahi ho……….. bol Asif……"
Main bola, "koi…….. hero toh koi naya hero tha………. Lekin herion purani thi……… bohot sundar aur khoobsurat…….."
Maamu boley: "kaunsi heroin……..???"
Maami pareshaan hogayi thi aur abb unka ghussa thoda thandaa tha lekin aisey lag raha tha ki meri shaamat aaney wali thi.
Main bola, "naam yaad nahi aaraha hai…….. lekin bohot acchi thi……."
Maamu boley: "accha…….. kya maine dekha hai uss heroin ko………"
Maami boli: "haan………. Aapney toh bohot baar dekha hai uss heroin ko………"
Abb toh maami bhi bolney lag gayi. Hum jiss movie ke barey mein baat kar rahey they, woh mere aur maami ke beech mein hui hi ghatnaa ke baarey mein tha. Hero main tha aur heroin maami thi.
Main bola, "haan maamu………. Aap toh uss heroin ko acchey se jaaantey hongey……. Aur maami keh rahi thi ki woh aapki favourite hai……."
Maamu boley: "accha……. Kaun thi woh Nazneen……….???"
Maami boli: "arey wahi……… aapki favourite……… shilpa shetty…….."
Maamu boley: "accha Shilpa shetty…….. woh toh abb bhoodhi ho gayi hai……."
Jab maamu ne 'bhoodhi' bola, toh maami ko phirse ghussa aagaya. Aur iss baar unka ghussa aur bhi zyaada tha, lekin iss baar woh mujhse nahi, balki apney shohar se, mere maamu se ghussa thi kyunki maamu ne anjaaney mein hi sahi, maami ko bhoodhi boldiya tha. Maine maami ke ghussey ho bhaanp liya aur apna impression banaaney ke liye maami ki tareef karni chahi.
Main bola, "arey nahi maamu……….. shilpa aaj bhi bohot khoobsurat hai…….. woh bhoodi hogayi hogi, lekin aaj bhi bohot khoobsurat hai……. Aapney uska figure nahi dekha hai……. Kya mast lagti hai…….. aur aaj bhi nayi nayi heroins ko takkar de sakti hai………. Aap toh saalon pehley uss par lattu they…… lekin main toh aaj bhi uss par lattu hu……….. mujhey toh aaj bhi woh bohot acchi lagti hai………"
Maami meri baat sunkar thoda khush hogayi aur muskuraaney lagi. Abb unko thodi se sharam bhi aa rahi thi ki main unkey shohar ke saamney hi unki tareef kar raha tha.
Maamu boley: "Kyun bhai…….. aisa kya hai uss mein joh tu uss par lattu ho baithaa hai………"
Main bola, "Maamu………. Aap nahi jaantey aaj maine kya dekh liyaa……….. aaj ki movie mein maine shilpa ka jo roop dekha hai na, uss ke baad main toh uss par aur bhi lattu hogaya hu………… shilpa se zyaada koi bhi heroin khoobsurat nahi ho sakti hai……….."
Maami phirse mujhey ghussey bhari aankhon se ghoorney lagi. Unko iss baat par ghussa tha ki main bar baar unko nangi dekhney ki baat kar raha tha, lekin unhey iss baat ki bhi khushi thi ki main unki khoobsurat husn ke baarey mein baat kar raha tha.
Maamu boley: "accha…….. lagtaa hai ki abb toh woh movie dekhni hi padegi……… dekhnaa padega ki aisa kya dekh liya hai tuney……"
Maami boli: "aapko toh roz dikhti hai……….. lekin aap dekhnaa hi nahi chahtey usey……."
Maami badey ghussey se maamu ko kehnaa chahrahi thi ki woh roz roz unsey chudhwaana chahti thi, lekin woh unhey chodhnaa toh door, unko nangi bhi nahi dekhtey hai.
Maamu boley: "kya matlab hai tumhara………????"
Maami boli: "main keh rahi hoon ki woh movie TV par roz roz aati hai………… lekin aapko apni dukaan se furast hi nahi milti……… aap kya dekhogey uss movie ko………"
Main bola: "Koi baat nahi hai maami………. Maamu toh dukaan mein busy rehtey hai…….. lekin main toh ghar par hi rehtaa hoon……… kal phirse dekhlungaa main woh movie………."
Maami phirse mujhey badey hi ghussey se ghoorney lagi. Woh samajh gayi thi ki main unko phirse nangi dekhney ki baat kar raha tha. Lekin mere bechaarey maamu humari yeh double meaning waaali baatien nahi samajh rahey they. Kuch hi der mein humara khaana hogaya aur maami saare bartan lekar kitchen mein chali gayi. Maamu apney haath dhokar TV dekhney lag gaye. Aur main apney haath dhokar kitchen mein chaley gaya jaha maami bartan saaf kar rahi thi. Jab main waha aaya toh woh apney kamrey ki taraf dekhney lagi ki kahi maamu humari baatien toh nahi sunn rahey hai.
Maami boli: "Asif………. Woh sab kya tha…….???"
Main bola: "kya hua maami………."
Maami boli: "tuney mujhse waada kiya tha ki tu kisi se kuch nahi kahega………. Humarey baarey mein………."
Main bola: "haan maami……… maine humarey baarey mein kisi se kuch nahi kaha hai……."
Maami boli: "phir woh sab kya tha……..????"
Main bola: "kya……???"
Maami boli: "joh tu abhi abhi apney maamu se keh raha tha……….."
Main bola: "accha woh……… woh toh main shilpa shetty ke baarey mein bol raha tha…….."
Maami boli: "chup kar Asif…….. hum dono jaantey hai ki tu shilpa ke baarey mein nahi balki mere barey mein keh raha tha………"
Main bola: "haan maami………. Main aapke baarey mein keh raha tha………. Lekin yeh baat sirf hum dono ko hi maloom hai……… maamu toh sach mein yahi samajh rahey hai ki hum sach mein shilpaa shetty ke barey mein baat kar rahey hai………"
Maami boli: "accha hua……….. lekin itna sab kuch bolna zaroori nahi tha………."
Main bola: "main toh bus aisey hi masti kar raha tha………."
Maami boli: "aur woh kya tha…….. jo tuney last mein bola tha………"
Main bola: "kis baarey mein………."
Maami boli: "wahi………. Ki tu woh movie kal bhi dekhega………."
Main bola: "maami………. Agar meri kismat acchi rahi…….. aur agar woh movie phirse aayi…….. toh main zaroor dekhungaa……….. aisi movie dekhney ka maukaa kaun chodegaa………"
Maami boli: "chup badmaash………. Hum dono ko malom hai ki woh movie abb phir kabhi nahi aayegi………."
Main bola: "koi baat nahi maami………. Agar main woh movie phir se nahi dekh paaya toh chal jayegaa………. Lekin kam se kam aaj maamu ko woh movie dikaado please………."
Maami boli: "main toh tere maamu ko woh movie kab se dikhaana chahrahi hu…….. lekin tere maamu ko woh movie abb acchi hi nahi lagti hai………. Woh movie shuru honey se pehley hi sojatey hai……."
Main bola: "accha……….. ek kaam karo……… jaldi se apna kaam khatam karo aur apney saarey bacchon ko sulwaado……… phir maamu ko doosrey kamrey mein lejaakar apni poori movie dikhaadena…….."
Maami boli: "theek hai……. Bus yeh kaam khatam karkey aati hoon…….."
Main bola: "aur haan……….. jab aapki movie chalegi toh sound thoda kam rakhnaa…….. nahi toh saari aawazien bacchon ko sunai degi………."
Maami boli: "chup kar badmaash……… thodi toh sharam kar…….."
Maami ka mood abb accha hogaya tha aur woh mere saath hasney lag gayi thi. Main kitchen se bahar aagaya aur maamu ke kamrey mein jaakar unkey saath TV dekhney lag gaya. Maamu ko apney rishtedaar ki shaadi ki tayyariyon ke liye subah subah nikalnaa tha. Isiliye woh thak gaye they aur jaldi sonaa chahtey they. Hum TV dekhtey rehgaye aur pata hi nahi chala kab maamu ko neend lag gayi aur woh maami ke aane se pehley hi sogaye.
TO BE CONTINUED........
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Maami ka mood abb accha hogaya tha aur woh mere saath hasney lag gayi thi. Main kitchen se bahar aagaya aur maamu ke kamrey mein jaakar unkey saath TV dekhney lag gaya. Maamu ko apney rishtedaar ki shaadi ki tayyariyon ke liye subah subah nikalnaa tha. Isiliye woh thak gaye they aur jaldi sonaa chahtey they. Hum TV dekhtey rehgaye aur pata hi nahi chala kab maamu ko neend lag gayi aur woh maami ke aane se pehley hi sogaye.
Kuch der baad, jab maami kamrey mein aayi toh phirse ghussa hogayi. Jab maine unsey ishaaron mein poocha toh mujhey maamu ki taraf dekhney ke liye kehney lagi. Maine dekha ki maamu TV dekhtey dekhtey wahi par baithey baithey sogaye they. Maami waha par aayi toh maine unse maamu ko jagaaney ke liye kaha.
Maami boli, "suniye naa……….. uthoo zara…….."
Maamu boley: "sojao Nazneen……. Subah jaldi uthnaa hai…….. shaadi ki tayyariyon ke liye mujhey jaldi jaana hoga subah subah………."
Maami boli, "aap yaha kyun so rahey ho……… doosrey kamrey mein chaliye………. Aaj waha sojaaatey hai………"
Maamu boley: "nahi……. Mujhey bohot neend aa rahi hai…….. main yahi so raha hooon………. Tum doosrey kamrey mein jaakar sojao……"
Maami ne pehley se hi mera aur bacchon ka bistarr neechey zameen par lagaa rakhaa tha. Maamu wahi par leth gaye aur phir se sogaye. Maami ko bohot hi ghussa aa raha tha. Woh ghusse mein uth kar bed par chaley gayi. Unkey do chotey bacchey bhi unkey saath bistarr par so rahey they.
Main bola: "maami………. Ghussa mat ho aisey…….."
Maami boli: "ghussa nahi hoon toh kya karu Asif………."
Main bola: "maamu thakey huey hongey………. Aaj ke liye jaaney do………. Kal phirse try karna……"
Maami boli: " Tere maamu roz aisey hi kartey hai…….. main roz unka mood bananey ki koshish karti hu, lekin tere maamu ka yahi bahana hota hai roz ka…….. main pakk gayi hooon insey……….."
Main bola: "maami……….. abhi toh aap bhi sojao……… raat bhi bohot hogayi hai………. Subah baat kartey hai………."
Maami apney do bacchon ke saath bed par sogayi. Main, maamu aur unkey do badey bacchey neechey zameen par lagey bistarr par sogaye. Maine light bandh kardi aur ek koney mein leth gaya. Mere baazu mere do mumerey bhai they, aur phir maamu so rahey they. Maamu bed ke paas they aur upar maami, unki beti aur chotey betey ke saath lethi hui thi. Kuch der baad, maami badi hi becchain honey lagi. Woh baar baar bisatrr mein karwatien badal rahi thi. Main samajh nahi paa raha tha ki kya ho raha hai. Kuch der tak woh aisey hi karti rahi toh main uth kar bed par chala gaya. Main maami ke baazu leth kar unsey dheemi awaaz mein baaatien karney laga ki koi humey sunn na ley.
Maami boli: "so jao Asif………."
Main bola: "aap bhi sojao maami……… kyun pareshaan ho rahi ho…….."
Maami boli: "tere maamu mujhey soney nahi dengey……… itna tadap rahi hu main……….."
Main bola: "maami……… kal subah baat karlo maamu se…… abhi toh sojao……."
Maami boli: "mujhey neend nahi aarahi hai Asif………. Kya karu main……. Bohot bechaini ho rahi hai……. Aur sirf tere maamu hi meri bechaini door kar saktey hai………."
Main bola: "accha……… ek kaam karo…….. maamu ke paas jao aur unko uthao…….."
Maami boli: "nahi…….. woh phirse mujh par ghussa hojayengey aur mujhko daatengey……."
Main bola: "meri baat to suno………maamu ke paas jao aur unko uthaao……… unko seedhey seedhey bolo ki aapko kya chahiye……. Agar woh nahi maantey hai toh aap unko apna husn dikhao………"
Maami boli: " kya matlab hai tera……."
Main bola: "apna yeh pallu ko neechey karo aur apna blouse khol do……… aur inn dono dudduon ko maamu ke chehrey par lagao……… aur agar woh phir bhi nahi uthtey hai toh maamu ke payjaamey ka naada kholo aur unki chaddi ke andar haath dalkar unkey dandey ko bahar nikaalo…….. ek baar unka dandaa khada hogaya toh woh movie dekhegey hi nahi balki ek poori movie banadengey……….."
Maami boli: "tujhey lagtaa hai ki tere maamu uth jayengey………."
Main bola: "maami………. Aap koshish toh karo…… aaj maine aapka joh husn dekha hai, uskey hisaab se toh maamu ko jag jaana chahiye……….. chalo neechey aur apni aag bhujaaney ka intezam karo………"
Main pehley neechey gaya aur jaakar apni jagah par leth gaya. Phir maami bhi neechey aagayi aur maamu ke paas leth gayi. Main door se sab kuch dekh raha tha. Maami ne pehley toh maamu ke chehrey par paapiyan deney lagi, phir maamu ke kaan mein dheerey se kuch kuch fusfusaaney lagi. Lekin maamu ki neend disturb honey ki wajah se woh thoda ghussa hogaye.
Maamu boley: "Nazneen………. Sojao……."
Maami boli: "suniya naa……… please……. Thodi der ke liye uthjao…….. mujhey neend nahi aarahi hai…….."
Maami boli: "Nahi Nazneen……… main bohot thakaa hua hoon…….. bohot neend aa rahi hai…….aur jaldi bhi jaana hai……….. shaadi ke bhi bohot kaam hai kal………"
Maami boli: "sojaana………. Lekin pehley mera kaam bhi toh kardo….. kabse tadap rahi hoon………"
Maami ne apney blouse ke hooks khol diye aur apney dudduon ko bahar nikaal kar maamu ke chehrey par ragadney lagi. Woh jaanti thi ki main sab kuch dekh raha tha, lekin kamrey mein andhera rehney ki wajah se woh aaram se adhnangi hogayi thi.
Maamu boley: "Mera mood nahi hai Nazneen……… mujhey soney do……… subah jaldi bhi uthnaa hai…………."
Maami boli: "Shehbaaz………. Aap roz roz yahi kehtey ho……… aisa kab tak chalega……."
Maamu boley: "sharam karo Nazneen……….. kamrey mein bacchey bhi hai aur mera jawaan bhaanja bhi………. Kapdey pehno aur jaakar sojao………"
Maamu ne maamu ko dhakka diyaa aur doosri taraf peeth karke phirse sogaye. Maami ab roney lagi thi aur apney dudduon ko blouse ke andar bandh kiya aur rotey huey kamrey se bahar chali gayi. Bohot der hogayi thi, lekin woh jab waapas nahi aayi toh mujhey bohot tension ho rahi thi. Main bhi utha aur dekhaa ki maamu badey zor se kharaatien maar kar aaram se so rahey they. Main kamrey se bahar gaya aur doosrey kamrey mein gaya. Phir maine dekha ki bathroom ka darwaaza bandh hai. Main samajh gaya ki maami bathroom mein hai. Mujhey lagaa ki woh andar baith kar ro rahi hogi. Toh maine unhey bahar nikaalney ke liye bathroom ke darwaazey par dheerey se khat khataaya.
Maami boli: "Kaun hai…….."
Main bola: "Maami…….. main hoon…….. Asif…….."
Maami boli: "Asif……… kamrey mein jaao aur so jao…….."
Main bola: "maami………. Darwaaza kholo na please………."
Maami boli: "Asif……… main theek hoon……….. tum jaao aur jaakar sojao……. Main aati hoon…….."
Main bola: "Maami please…. Ek baar to darwaaza kholo………"
Maami boli: "Kyun………????"
Main bola: "mujhey zor se toilet lagi hai……… bathroom jaana hai..,…….."
Kuch der baad maami ne darwaaza kholdiya. Maine dekhaa ki maami ka chehraa paseeney se bheega hua tha aur unkey aankhon mein aason abhi bhi they. Main bathroom mein ghus gaya aur unka haath pakadney ki koshish ki lekin woh bathroom se bahar aagayi.
Maami boli: "jao……….. jaldi se toilet karo aur phir jaa kar sojao………"
Mujhey abb sach mein toilet aa rahi thi toh main bathroom mein chaley gaya yeh soch kar ki abb toh maami bahar aagayi hai aur kamrey mein jaakar sojayegi. Main bathroom mein jaakar toilet kiya aur sochney lagaa ki kaisey maami ka ghussa thandaa kiya jaa sakta hai. Maamu ne toh maami ko koi bhaav nahi diya aur woh bechaari tadap rahi thi. Main sochney lagaa ki kaisey mere maamu itni khoobsurat aurat ko chodhney ke liye manaa kar saktey hai jab woh khud unsey chudhwaana chah rahi thi.
Main bathroom se bahar aaya aur soney ke liye kamrey mein waapas gaya. Maine dekha ki maami apney bistarr mein nahi thi. Main phirse bahar aaya aur doosrey kamrey mein jaakar dekha, maami waha bhi nahi thi. Mujhey samajh nahi aa raha thi ki maami gayi toh kaha gayi hogi. Maine dekha ki kitchen ki light jall rahi thi toh main kitchen mein gaya. Waha jaakar joh mainey dekha, ussey meri neend hi udhgayi.
TO BE CONTINUED..........
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