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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA APNE BETE SANVY KO NAYI BMX GIFT KARTI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS SAM AUR BAAKI SABKO BATATI HAI KI JAIDEN CHOWDHARY KO SANEEL AHARYA HARA CHUKE HAIN.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-5
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SIRIUS
DHABBB....
AHHHHH....
PUNCHING BAG SAMJHA HAI KYA BHOSDIKE....????
SAM ne maara tha mere shoulder par ek kas kar mukka jispar apne kandhe ko sehlate hue zor se chillakar gaali diya maine usse..
ESSEMBLY ke baad abhi abhi class loute the hum aur abhi mai apni jagah par baitha hi tha ki mere paas aa mukke se swagat kiya tha SAM ne mera..
mere usse gaali dene par puri class ki nazar hum par padi thi par care naa toh kisi aur student ne kiya aur naahi SAM ne...
ulta ek aur mukka jama diya usne mere shoulder par jispar mai phir usse gaali deta ki tabhi..
SAM-kuch mat bolna chutiye tu...nahi toh aur pelunga...saale,BMX le li tune aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi..
woh toh RAJAT ne aaj tujhe school entry karte waqt dekh liya aur bata diya mujhe warna saale tu toh aage bhi nahi batane waala tha...
MAI-gaandu,BMX li hai,BMW nahi jo chowda hokar batata phirun..
aur saale RAJAT,is NAISHA ke sangati me rehkar tu bhi chugalkhor ho gaya beta...
NAISHA-haha..very funny... baatein khud chhupata hai aur galti hamari nikalta hai..
MAI-seriously..ek BIKE ke baare me naa open karne ko baatein chhupana bolte hain...
aur tu,bada daant nipor rahi hai..waise bata dun ki advertisement safedh daanton ka hota hai,peele daanton ka nahi...
ANJALI joki SAM ko mujhe maarte dekh has rahi thi,usse kahi maine ye baat jispar....
hahahaha...
puri class has padi aur ye dekh...
ANJALI-shut up....
chillakar bola ANJALI ne sabko jiske agle hi second sabki hasi gayab ho gayi..
wahin ye dekh..
MAI-arre waah..daadi amma ho gayi tu toh class ki..sab maante hai teri baat...
waise agar dhai kilo ka make up jo tu apne thobde par poththi hai,usse hata le toh tera asli face toh dokri waala hi hai..
HAHAHA..
ek baar phir has padi puri class par is baar sabko chup karane ke bajaye woh us hasi ki jadh matlab ki mere paas dhaddhadati hui chali aayi aur..
ANJALI-SAM,ek meri taraf se bhi ek lagao toh...
MAI-oye,daan nahi de raha woh jo apni taraf se bhi dene ko bol rahi hai...
SAM-tu chup be..aaj toh khaayega hi tu...
ANJALI-haan SAM.. just give it to him...ispar naa woh waala technique use karo jo kal karate class me tumne apne opponent par try kiya tha...
what was that..!!!haan,elbow strike, body palpatation...
bohot haath pair chalata hai na tu SANVY... but haath pair kab aur kis tarah chalane hain,kis angle me chalane hain,SAM knows the best about it..
his rank is now the GREEN BELT WITH DASH...naam bhi suna hai kabhi...
is tarah se boli ANJALI ne ye baat jaise SAM ne nahi balki usne khudko GREEN BELT WITH DASH rank me upgrade kiya hai.
khair,uski baat sun halka sa hasa mai aur...
MAI-nahi maate..hume itna gyan kahan...!!!!GREEN BELT WITH DASH ka naam toh nahi,haan 111 KYU ke baare me suna hai maine...
ANJALI-hmmp...ab jitna level hoga,utna hi toh knowledge hoga naa...
jahan ek baar phir meri aur ANJALI ki behes par RAJAT,NAISHA aur EKPREET has rahe the, wahin meri aakhri baat ko sun apni vishesh tippani dete hue jab ANJALI muskurane lagi toh usse dekh..
SAM-babes...GREEN BELT WITH DASH ko asal me 111 KYU hi kehte hain..
KKHHMMMMMM...
SAM ki baat sun mere baaju me baithe SONU aur NITS ko ek hasi ka thaska sa laga jisse unhone apni narazgi ke chalte control kar liya..
par RAJAT, NAISHA aur EKPREET thoda zor se has pade..
wahin SAM ki baat sun ANJALI ko toh mooh hi chota sa ho gaya jiske baad woh mujhe ghurne lagi aur tabhi...
GOOD MORNING STUDENTS....
class me enter karte hue hamare class teacher MAALVIYA sir ne hume greet kiya jiske jawab me sabhi students ne bhi same gesture diya..
wahin sir ko dekh SAM, EKPREET,RAJAT,NAISHA aur ANJALI jo ab bhi mujhe ghur rahi thi, apni seats par chale gaye..
jahan sir register open karne me lag gaye wahin mai muda SONU aur NITS ki taraf aur...
MAI-abbe jhaantuon..kab tak naraaz lugayi ki tarah mooh fulaye rahoge be...
meri baat sun bhi apna apna sir aise saamne rakhe woh dono maano meri awaaz unke bedhange kaano tak pahuchi hi naa ho..
chaliye,aage badhne se pehle jaan lete hain in dono mahanubhavon ke naaraz hone ka kaaran..
A SMALL FLASHBACK FROM YESTERDAY
"WHAT"....????
PRINCI MA'AM ne jo SANEEL AHARYA matlab mere dad ke naam ka bomb foda tha,usse sun SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA,SONU aur NITS ne mujhe gher liya jiske baad...
waise ghera toh ANJALI ne bhi tha par woh chup thi..
aur RASHI,usse toh kuch pata hota toh kuch samajhti...
par sabke reaction ko aur unhe mujhe gherne ko dekh RASHI bhi chownki aur...
RASHI-ye SANEEL AHARYA ka naam sun tum sabne SANVY ko kyun gher liya...??
oh my god...!!SANEEL AHARYA..and your full name is SANVEER AHARYA... SANVY,are you connected to SANEEL AHARYA...
MAI-wow...kaafi jaldi catch kar liya tumne.. yes,he was my father..aao tum bhi ghero mujhe...
RASHI-was,as in..???is he...!!!
MAI-yup..he is no more..
RASHI-oh,i am so sorry..
MAI-its ok..aur tum sab..ghurna band karo be mujhe..
SONU-cchup bbe...ccchuppana ttu bband kkar ppehle hhum sse ssab kkuchh....
NITS-aur nahi toh kya..???itni badi baat tune hume batani zaroori bhi nahi samjhi...
MAI-oh bhai,kamre ko godaam mat bana..chhupaya kuch nahi maine...mujhe toh khud nahi pata tha...
EKPREET-ghanta..beta,hume naa lapeth paata tu..
MAI-abbe,tu maanja hai jo lapetun tujhe mai...mujhe sach me nahi pata tha..
aur tum log khud socho..mai class 2 me tha jab dad guzre the..
ab us umar me dad mujhe apne baare me ye saari baatein thodi naa share karte..
waise bhi,dad open person nahi the...unhe show-off zara bhi pasand nahi tha aur iska saboot toh aaj jo ma'am ne bola,ussi se pata chalta hai...
agar wakayi mere dad ne JAIDEN CHOWDHARY jaise champion ko haraya hai toh how come ki puri school ko ye baat nahi pata...
it's obvious naa..unhone kabhi kuch disclose hi nahi kiya..
FLASHBACK ENDS:-
kal meri pesh ki gayi un saari dalilon me dum tha aur isiliye baaki sab meri baat se ittafaq rakh gaye siway SONU aur NITS ke...
in saalon ne pata nahi kaise par sung sa liya tha ki mai jhooth bol raha hun..
ab saale the bhi toh mere dil se jigri....mere dimag ko naa sahi,dil ko toh padh hi sakte the..
isiliye kal baakiyon ke saamne toh in dono ne kuch nahi kaha but uske baad saalon ne mujhse bhi baat nahi ki..
BMX chalane ke liye ladh mar rahe the ye dono jiska zikr bhi nahi kiya tha uske baad se in dono ne..
ek do baar samjhaya bhi tha kal dono ko par jab mooh sada hi raha inka toh gaand marao be,bol kar ghar chala gaya tha mai.
par aaj bhi subah se dono ne manhooson waali mooh banayi hui thi jo ab bhi jaari thi...
PRESENT SIR...
mere lagatar kochanke ke baad bhi saale dono me se kisi ne kuch nahi kaha aur mooh khula bhi baari baari se toh apni haazri lagane ke liye isiliye ek baar phir kal waali baat repeat kar di maine..
MAI-gaand marao be...
ye bol maine bhi in dono ki tarah manhooson waali shakl bana li aur dekhne laga saamne par tabhi...
MAY I COME IN SIR....
class ke entrance se aayi ye nayi aur meethi si awaaz jisse sun sir ke saath hum sabhi ka chehra ys awaaz ki disha me ghum gaya aur jo nazara hum sabke saamne tha,usse dekh saare students ki aankhein us nazare me atak si gayi..
SIRIUS ke uniform me halke make-up ke saath whitish pink colour ka haseen rukhsaar liye ek be-intehan khubsoorat chehra hum sabke saamne khada tha...
mujhe toh aisa lag raha tha ki us husn-e-tajmahal ko dekh MAALVIYA sir bhi ek pal ke liye apne bachpan ka pyar, ANSHUMALA MISS ko bhul gaye honge...
anyways,us ladki ko ek pal dekh..
MAALVIYA sir-yes,come in...& you are...???
GIRL-good morning sir..myself KHANAK RAWAT...new admission...
MAALVIYA sir-KHANAK RAWAT
..yes,yes..mujhe kal hi tumhare transfer papers mil gaye the..
kya baat hai..!!!apne first day me hi late...???
KHANAK-sorry for that sir.. actually, transfer papers ki ek copy mujhe management desk me bhi submit karni thi..
isiliye late ho gayi..
MAALVIYA-koi baat nahi.. welcome to the class and most importantly,SIRIUS..
baithne se pehle apna intro apne classmates ko do...
MAALVIYA sir ki baat sun KHANAK hum sabki taraf palti aur uske aisa karte hi najaane kitne hi bando ke dil palath chuke the...
khair, hamari taraf palath...
KHANAK-hello everyone..mera naam toh aap sab jaan hi chuke hain..KHANAK RAWAT...
mai basically bhi yahin DEHRADUN se hi hun..
mera last school "PRINCE SCHOOL & COLLEGE tha....
ab tak KHANAK ki baat kaam se nahi,dil se sun rahe the sab par uski aakhri baat sun sabke kaan aur dimag khul gaye..
reason..
PRINCE SCHOOL & COLLEGE hamare school SIRIUS ka sabse bada rival tha...
har saal INTER SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIP me PRINCE SCHOOL & COLLEGE hi tha jo hume sabse strong competition deta tha aur yahi wajah thi ki yahan aur wahan ke students me school aur college ke bahar bhi zyada banti nahi thi..
ab KHANAK ussi school ki X student thi..ye jaan thoda sa uncomfortable toh hue sab par KHANAK ki jaanleva smile ne us uncomfortable portion ko jaise gayab hi kar diya..
anyways, apna pura intro dekar,apne like dislikes bata kar KHANAK second bench par jaakar baith gayi jiske baad..
MAALVIYA-waise KHANAK...agar kisi bhi cheez me problem ho toh tum SAMEER se help le sakti ho..
he is the topper of this class...
MAALVIYA sir ki baat sun piche palath KHANAK ko ek smile di SAMEER ne jispar woh bhi muskurayi aur...
KHANAK-ofcourse sir.. thank you...and i know that he is the topper as well as the champ of SIRIUS...mere last school me bhi ye kaafi famous hain...
MAALVIYA-that he is...
kaafi proudly kahi ye baat MAALVIYA sir ne jo laazmi bhi thi..aakhir,unhi ki class ka toh student tha SAMEER...
anyways,jahan MAALVIYA SIR wapas ghum laptop se aaj ka study topic smart board se connect karne lage,wahin class ke lagbhag sabhi boys ki nazar ab bhi KHANAK par hi tiki thi aur in sabhi me hamara NITS toh aana hi tha jo apne dono haath apne gaalon par tikaye piche se KHANAK ko kuch yun taad raha tha maano woh theek uske saamne baith uski aankhon me jhaank rahi ho..
kuch pal apne imagination me khoye rehne ke baad..
NITS-kya bandi hai yaar... kayamat ki agar koi surat hoti,toh woh kuch aisi hi dikhti..
MAI-yup..ladki khubsoorat toh hai...
jaise hi maine ye kaha,ek saath do chizen hui..
pehli,NITS aur SONU jhat se ghume meri taraf...
aankhein apni aakhri hadh tak faile chuki thi dono ki jo normal hi tha..
aaj pehli baar kisi ladki ke baare me aisa kuch kaha tha maine...
dusri...
jaise hi KHANAK ko dekhte hue woh shabd kahe maine,theek ussi pal kisi reason se palti woh aur aisa hote hi uski nazar padi mujhpar...
aur mujhe dekh ek badi hi pyari smile naach uthi KHANAK ke face par joki SONU aur NITS,jinki nazar mere baad ek baar phirse KHANAK par padi thi, unhone bhi dekhi joki unke liye ek dusra jhatka tha....
smile dene ke baad udhar KHANAK palti aur idhar...
NITS-aur kya kya chhupaya hai be laude ke baal tune humse...???
mujhe ghoor dheere se gurraya NITS jispar..
MAI-tu toh baat nahi kar raha tha mere se....
SONU-bbakkwass bband kkar bbe....aurr ssach ssach bbata...kkabse jjanta hhai uss lladkki kko...???
MAI-abhi 2 minute hue..jab usne may i come in sir kaha,tabse...
SANVY, SONU,NITS....
meri baat par un dono me se koi kuch kehta ki usse pehle hi MAALVIYA SIR ki awaaz hum teeno ke kaan par padi jo hum teeno ko hi ghur rahe the aur ye dekh...
MAI-yes sir...
turant khade hote hue halke dheere par bilkul kisi army ke jawan ki tarah kaha ye maine jispar class dheere se has padi..
wahin mere yun karne par MAALVIYA sir ka mujhe ghurna aur badh gaya jiske baad...
MAALVIYA SIR-get out you three.. apna important discussion class ke bahar jaakar karo..
SONU-bbut ssir,hhumnne ttoh..
MAALVIYA-shut up and just get out,or else class ke andar hi murga banakar khada karwa dunga.
aur aisa pehli baar hoga jab puri class teen gadhon ko murga bante dekhegi...
MAI-no sir..class se bahar jaane waala option zyada sahi hai..but sir,ek request hai..
ab jab hum teeno class se bahar jaa hi rahe hain toh kya hum kuch der ke liye section B me ANSHUMALA MISS ke paas jaa sakte hain..??
ab ye tha woh naam jisse sun MAALVIYA SIR ka dimag aur kaan zaroorat se zyada hi khul aur khade ho jaate hain aur ab bhi yahi hua...
MAALVIYA-why do you want to go to ANSHUMALA MISS...???
MAI-sir,ussike baare me toh hum baat kar rahe the...actually, ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES ke baare me jiska example parso aapne diya tha aur bataya tha ki waise equations ANSHUMALA MISS ke favourite hote hain...
MAALVIYA-toh...???
MAI-toh SONU abhi ussi chapter ke kuch equations solve kar raha hai aur usse kuch dikkat aa rahi hai...
so SONU & NITS where saying ki recess me ANSHUMALA MISS se jaakar un problems ke baare me puchenge aur mai keh raha tha ki jab MAALVIYA SIR hamare class teacher hain toh hume unse puchna chahiye..
MAALVIYA-ofcourse tumhe mujhse hi puchna chahiye...???agar mai absent hun toh baat alag hai otherwise why would you go for your maths problem to ANSHU MISS...???
now sit down... aur abhi jo chapter clal raha hai, uspar concentrate karo..
free time me equation ke beech jo bhi problem aa rahi hai,mujhe batana..
mai doubts clear kar dunga...
MAI-thank you sir..
jo kaaran maine bataya tha, usne sir ke dimag se hum teeno ko class se bahar nikaalne waali baat bhula di thi..
ya phir ye bhi keh sakte the ki sir hume ab bahar nikaalne ka risk nahi le sakte the aur woh isiliye kyunki woh jaante the ki agar unhone waise kiya toh mai pakka ANSHU MISS ke paas nikal leta aur ye sir hone nahi dena chahte the..
anyways,jahan hum teeno baith chuke the wahin puri class ab bhi dheere dheere has rahi thi..
woh sab jaante the ki maine ek baar phirse khud ko save kar MAALVIYA SIR ka popat bana diya tha..
khair,humare baithne ke baad sir padhane me busy ho gaye aur mai wapas apne favourite kriya me..
straight face rakh aankh kholkar sone laga tha mai aur is beech first, second aur third period khatm ho gayi...
teeno hi classes me mai teachers ke saath masti kar puri class ko hasata raha jiska shayad sabse zyada maza woh new admission KHANAK leti rahi..
meri har masti, mazak me sabse bright smile joki wakayi kaatilana thi, ussike face par rahi..
kayi baar aisa bhi hua ki beech beech me piche palath aankhein roll kar halka sa mujhe dekhti woh aur jab meri nazar uspar padti toh woh saamne dekhne lag jaati...
aur ye sab chaar aakhein aur dekh rahi thi..SONU aur NITS ki jo kabhi KHANAK ko toh kabhi mujhe ghur rahe the..
aaj toh SONU joki class me completely focused rehta hai, uska dhyan bhi padhayi ko chhod mere aur KHANAK par hi raha..
aur issi tarah continous check out,masti mazak me kab teesra period khatm hua aur recess aa gayi,pata hi nahi chala aur tabhi..
MAI-abbe kya kar raha hai...???
jaise hi recess hua aur teacher class se bahar gaye,NITS ne turant apni baah mere gardan ke ird gird lapeth di..
wahin SONU bhi dusri taraf se mujhe jakde hue khada ho gaya tha jiske baad..
NITS-ab sach sach bata be loude...kya kya chhupaye hue hai tu humse...???
MAI-abbe jhaantu,kuch bhi nahi chhupaya hai maine aur gardan chhod bhosdike,dard ho raha hai..
SONU-billkkul mmat cchodnna bbe...sssala jjhuth pe jjhuth bolle jja rraha hhai...
SAM-guyz,kar kya rahe ho tum teeno...??
MAI-teeno nahi dono...mai toh karwa raha hun...hatwa be dono ko mere upar se...
SAM-par hua kya hai,ye toh batao koi..???
MAI-abbe sawal jawab baad me kariyo...???hata inhe pehle...
jahan meri baat sun SAM NITS ki baah mere gardan se hataane laga wahin SONU SAM ko dhakka dekar hatane laga..
ye sab dekh EKPREET bhi kuda hamare beech aur SONU ko pakadne laga jiske baad...
SONU-RRAJJATH...bbhai nnahi hai kkya bbe...hatta iss chhoddu kko...
SONU ki baat sun RAJAT lapak pada EKPREET ke upar...
aur ye sab dekh ANJALI aur NAISHA toh normal hi rahe kyunki hum sabko aapas me ladhta bohot baar dekha tha un dono ne par KHANAK joki unke saath hi khadi thi, woh hum sabko yun ladta dekh hairan ho gayi aur..
KHANAK-kar kya rahe hain ye sab...???kuch jhagda hua hai kya in sabke beech...???
NAISHA-chill babes..roz ka hai inka...??
ANJALI-haan,aur khaaskar is SANVY ka...har fasaadh ki jad hamesha yahi hota hai...
KHANAK-kaun SANVY????jiski gardan us ladke ne pakdi..oh my GOD... guys watch out...
maine achanak se hi NITS ki thigh pakad usse upar utha diya tha jisse dekh ye reaction diya tha KHANAK ne..
wahin jaise hi maine NITS ko lift kiya toh..
NITS-abbe,neeche utar saale... bohot maarunga gandu nahi toh..
MAI-saale,kabse chhodne ke liye bol raha hun,samajh hi nahi aati baat tereko...
beta lulli waale lund waalon ke saamne chaddi nahi utaarte...izzat utar jaati hai..
apni baat bol NITS ko upar hi uthaye hue mai gol ghum gaya aur mere aisa karte hi NITS ki laath SAM,SONU, EKPREET aur RAJATH, chaaron ko pad gayi aur woh idhar udhar dhool gaye..
wahin mai toh NITS ko uthaye 5,6 baar tezi se ghuma aur phir usse neeche zamin par rakh diya aur mere aisa karte hi..
DHAMM..
chakkar aa gaya tha NITS ko jiski wajah se woh neeche gir gaya..
wahin SAM,SONU, EKPREET, aur RAJAT toh pehle hi NITS ki laath khaane ki wajah se neeche pade hue the..
MAI-and the winner..the last man standing,the one & only,SANVEER AHARYA...
bench par khada hokar dono haath uthaye kahi maine ye baat jisse sun jahan ek taraf NAISHA, KHANAK aur yahan tak ki ANJALI bhi has padi thi wahin dusri taraf meri is self proclaimed jeet ke announcement ka ulta hi asar hua mere sabhi neeche gire pade doston par jiske baad...
ek baar ek dusre ko dekha un sabne aur phir saale woh paanchon ke paanchon ek saath khade hue aur mere upar kood pade...
MAI-abbe haramiyon,hato be...oye, peth nahi lund hai woh,haath hata bhosdike...
oye,behen ke bhai,haath chhod..saale bohot maarunga baad me bata raha hun...
saale paanchon ne mujhe aise lapeth kar pakad liya tha maano gang bang karne waale ho mera..
wahin meri dhamki sun darne ki jagah aur kaske pakda mujhe kamino ne aur ye dekh ANJALI,NAISHA aur KHANAK turant hamare paas aayi aur...
ANJALI-guyz,chhodo yaar,kya kar rahe ho...???class me hain hum..
koi teacher aa gaye toh sidhe PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE me dikhoge sabhi ke sabhi...
PRINCIPAL ka naam sunte hi saale sab mujhe turant chhod uthne lage the...
par itni der ki gutham guthayi me hum sab haanf bhi rahe the aur hum sabke uniforms ki bhi puri lag chuki thi..
anyways,hum sab khade ho chuke the aur hamari haalath dekh KHANAK mooh dabaye has rahi thi...
nazar uski meri taraf hi thi aur ye dekh SONU aur NITS haanfne ke beech bhi ek baar phir mujhe ghurne lage the...
wahin apne uniform ko theek kar SAM muda KHANAK ki taraf aur..
SAM-well KHANAK...ANJALI,NAISHA, EKPREET aur RAJAT se toh tum mil hi chuki ho..
in teen mahanubhavon se bhi mil lo..
ye hai SONU.. that's NITS for you aur ye janaab hain....
KHANAK-SANVY...aaj class me kaafi baar naam sun chuki hun inka..
and i must say,sense of humour kaafi amazing hai aapka SANVY...
waise apna intro toh maine bhi sabke saamne de hi diya tha but kyunki officially this is our first meet, so hye..
i am KHANAK... friends...!!!!
haath aage badhate hue kahi ye baat KHANAK ne jispar uska band shake karte hue..
MAI-friends aap nahi tum kehte hain..
"maine tumhari friendship accept kar li,tum mujhe "tum" kehna accept kar lo"...
KHANAK-wow..that was a cool line..waise,mai tumhe pehle se jaanti hun...
i mean, facially...I.M.A ke aage jo ground hai,i have seen you walking their...mera ghar ussi ground ke paas hi hai..
KHANAK ki puri baat sun usse mujhe baar baar dekhne ke reason clear ho chuka tha SONU aur NITS ka..
isiliye un dono ka ghurna ek dum se band ho chuka tha..
wahin KHANAK ki baat sun..
MAI-you are daughter or relative of a military man...!!!
KHANAK-how do you say that...??kya tum bhi jaante ho mujhe...???
MAI-nopes.. khubsoorat chehre itni asaani se nahi bhulta mai..
I.M.A ke aas paas 5 km ke radius me jitne bhi ghar hain,woh military province hai aur sirf ARMY ke logon ko hi alloted hain..
isiliye guess kiya tha maine..
meri aakhri baat toh jaise suni hi nahi thi kisine....
meri shuruat me kahi flirty line sun joki maine pehle kabhi bhi kisi par use nahi ki thi, mere sabhi doston ke mooh khul chuke the,wahin KHANAK halki blush karne lagi thi jiske baad apne baalon ko apni ears ke peeche karte hue...
KHANAK-thanks for the compliment..
TRRRRRRRRRR...
koi kuch kehta ki tabhi bell ring hui jiska matlab tha ki recess time khatm jiske baad..
KHANAK-ok guyz..classes over hone ke baad chat karte hain...
ye bol mujhe ek baar dekh KHANAK,ANJALI aur NAISHA ke saath palath aage badh gayi wahin RAJAT aur EKPREET bhi ek baar mujhe dekh apni seats par chale gaye aur aisa hote hi apna ek haath mere kandhe par rakhte hue..
SAM-looks like finally SANVEER AHARYA is interested in a girl..
NITS-totally bhai..ye pehli bandi hai jisko dekhte hi taarif ki thi isne..
SAM-really..???
SONU-hhann bbhai..mmaine ttoh ssocchha bbhi nnahi ttha ki kkabbhi aissa bbhi kkuchh hhoga..
SAM-nice choice SANVY..hot toh hai hi ye bandi..
shit man...bohot din baad kisi bandi ko dekh socha tha maine ki thoda flirt karunga, par ab apne bhai ko pasand aa gayi toh baat khatm..
MAI-nopes..do it...
SAM-do what...???
MAI-flirt kar iske saath...
SAM-paagal hai kya..??abbe,aise hi bola tha maine..if you like her..she is all yours buddy...
ye bol SAM palath apni seat ki taraf jaane laga par tabhi...
MAI-i challenge you...
meri baat sun turant rook gaya SAM aur aankhon ne hairat liye mujhe dekhne laga woh jiske baad...
SAM-you challenge me..???for what..
MAI-as i said..flirt with her...dikha kitna charm hai tere me...uski aankhon me apne liye khawahish jaga kar dikha...
bas itna karke dikha toh maanu mai ki tujhme wakayi dum hai...
SAM-are you serious...???
MAI-totally...
SAM-done..par baad me mat boliyo...!!!
MAI-nahi bolunga..
ek deal sa karne ki tarah ek dusre se haath milaya maine aur SAM ne jiske baad hasta hua SAM apni seat ki taraf badh gaya..
wahin meri aur SAM ki puri baat sun pehle hi shocked khade SONU aur NITS ne SAM ke jaate hi mujhe ghera aur..
NITS-abbe pagal ho gaya hai kya..??ye kya chutiyon waali sharth laga baitha tu..
saale woh SAM hai...is school ka sabse happening banda..har bandi ka dream guy..
sirf uske saath bas kuch time rehne ke liye puri school ki ladkiyan marti hain aur tu usse aisi sharth laga baitha jisme woh KHANAK ko saamne se approach karega...
log apne pairon par kulhadi maarte hain,saale tu pehla hai jisne apne laude par kulhadi maar li hai..
kat hi jaana hai ab toh...
MAI-yahi toh dekhna hai...!!!
SONU-mmatlab...???
MAI-matlab ye balakon ki....
meri aankhein bhi meri ijazat ke bina RO NAHI SAKTI...
jisse mere aagosh me sukoon mile,woh dusron ki baahon me SO NAHI SAKTI...
agar SAM ki pehchaan ne "USSE" kheench liya toh kuch GALATH nahi,kyunki....
jo kisiki bhi ho jaaye,woh SANVY ki HO NAHI SAKTI.....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....
AAPKA APNA V....J......
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-5
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SIRIUS
DHABBB....
AHHHHH....
PUNCHING BAG SAMJHA HAI KYA BHOSDIKE....????
SAM ne maara tha mere shoulder par ek kas kar mukka jispar apne kandhe ko sehlate hue zor se chillakar gaali diya maine usse..
ESSEMBLY ke baad abhi abhi class loute the hum aur abhi mai apni jagah par baitha hi tha ki mere paas aa mukke se swagat kiya tha SAM ne mera..
mere usse gaali dene par puri class ki nazar hum par padi thi par care naa toh kisi aur student ne kiya aur naahi SAM ne...
ulta ek aur mukka jama diya usne mere shoulder par jispar mai phir usse gaali deta ki tabhi..
SAM-kuch mat bolna chutiye tu...nahi toh aur pelunga...saale,BMX le li tune aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi..
woh toh RAJAT ne aaj tujhe school entry karte waqt dekh liya aur bata diya mujhe warna saale tu toh aage bhi nahi batane waala tha...
MAI-gaandu,BMX li hai,BMW nahi jo chowda hokar batata phirun..
aur saale RAJAT,is NAISHA ke sangati me rehkar tu bhi chugalkhor ho gaya beta...
NAISHA-haha..very funny... baatein khud chhupata hai aur galti hamari nikalta hai..
MAI-seriously..ek BIKE ke baare me naa open karne ko baatein chhupana bolte hain...
aur tu,bada daant nipor rahi hai..waise bata dun ki advertisement safedh daanton ka hota hai,peele daanton ka nahi...
ANJALI joki SAM ko mujhe maarte dekh has rahi thi,usse kahi maine ye baat jispar....
hahahaha...
puri class has padi aur ye dekh...
ANJALI-shut up....
chillakar bola ANJALI ne sabko jiske agle hi second sabki hasi gayab ho gayi..
wahin ye dekh..
MAI-arre waah..daadi amma ho gayi tu toh class ki..sab maante hai teri baat...
waise agar dhai kilo ka make up jo tu apne thobde par poththi hai,usse hata le toh tera asli face toh dokri waala hi hai..
HAHAHA..
ek baar phir has padi puri class par is baar sabko chup karane ke bajaye woh us hasi ki jadh matlab ki mere paas dhaddhadati hui chali aayi aur..
ANJALI-SAM,ek meri taraf se bhi ek lagao toh...
MAI-oye,daan nahi de raha woh jo apni taraf se bhi dene ko bol rahi hai...
SAM-tu chup be..aaj toh khaayega hi tu...
ANJALI-haan SAM.. just give it to him...ispar naa woh waala technique use karo jo kal karate class me tumne apne opponent par try kiya tha...
what was that..!!!haan,elbow strike, body palpatation...
bohot haath pair chalata hai na tu SANVY... but haath pair kab aur kis tarah chalane hain,kis angle me chalane hain,SAM knows the best about it..
his rank is now the GREEN BELT WITH DASH...naam bhi suna hai kabhi...
is tarah se boli ANJALI ne ye baat jaise SAM ne nahi balki usne khudko GREEN BELT WITH DASH rank me upgrade kiya hai.
khair,uski baat sun halka sa hasa mai aur...
MAI-nahi maate..hume itna gyan kahan...!!!!GREEN BELT WITH DASH ka naam toh nahi,haan 111 KYU ke baare me suna hai maine...
ANJALI-hmmp...ab jitna level hoga,utna hi toh knowledge hoga naa...
jahan ek baar phir meri aur ANJALI ki behes par RAJAT,NAISHA aur EKPREET has rahe the, wahin meri aakhri baat ko sun apni vishesh tippani dete hue jab ANJALI muskurane lagi toh usse dekh..
SAM-babes...GREEN BELT WITH DASH ko asal me 111 KYU hi kehte hain..
KKHHMMMMMM...
SAM ki baat sun mere baaju me baithe SONU aur NITS ko ek hasi ka thaska sa laga jisse unhone apni narazgi ke chalte control kar liya..
par RAJAT, NAISHA aur EKPREET thoda zor se has pade..
wahin SAM ki baat sun ANJALI ko toh mooh hi chota sa ho gaya jiske baad woh mujhe ghurne lagi aur tabhi...
GOOD MORNING STUDENTS....
class me enter karte hue hamare class teacher MAALVIYA sir ne hume greet kiya jiske jawab me sabhi students ne bhi same gesture diya..
wahin sir ko dekh SAM, EKPREET,RAJAT,NAISHA aur ANJALI jo ab bhi mujhe ghur rahi thi, apni seats par chale gaye..
jahan sir register open karne me lag gaye wahin mai muda SONU aur NITS ki taraf aur...
MAI-abbe jhaantuon..kab tak naraaz lugayi ki tarah mooh fulaye rahoge be...
meri baat sun bhi apna apna sir aise saamne rakhe woh dono maano meri awaaz unke bedhange kaano tak pahuchi hi naa ho..
chaliye,aage badhne se pehle jaan lete hain in dono mahanubhavon ke naaraz hone ka kaaran..
A SMALL FLASHBACK FROM YESTERDAY
"WHAT"....????
PRINCI MA'AM ne jo SANEEL AHARYA matlab mere dad ke naam ka bomb foda tha,usse sun SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA,SONU aur NITS ne mujhe gher liya jiske baad...
waise ghera toh ANJALI ne bhi tha par woh chup thi..
aur RASHI,usse toh kuch pata hota toh kuch samajhti...
par sabke reaction ko aur unhe mujhe gherne ko dekh RASHI bhi chownki aur...
RASHI-ye SANEEL AHARYA ka naam sun tum sabne SANVY ko kyun gher liya...??
oh my god...!!SANEEL AHARYA..and your full name is SANVEER AHARYA... SANVY,are you connected to SANEEL AHARYA...
MAI-wow...kaafi jaldi catch kar liya tumne.. yes,he was my father..aao tum bhi ghero mujhe...
RASHI-was,as in..???is he...!!!
MAI-yup..he is no more..
RASHI-oh,i am so sorry..
MAI-its ok..aur tum sab..ghurna band karo be mujhe..
SONU-cchup bbe...ccchuppana ttu bband kkar ppehle hhum sse ssab kkuchh....
NITS-aur nahi toh kya..???itni badi baat tune hume batani zaroori bhi nahi samjhi...
MAI-oh bhai,kamre ko godaam mat bana..chhupaya kuch nahi maine...mujhe toh khud nahi pata tha...
EKPREET-ghanta..beta,hume naa lapeth paata tu..
MAI-abbe,tu maanja hai jo lapetun tujhe mai...mujhe sach me nahi pata tha..
aur tum log khud socho..mai class 2 me tha jab dad guzre the..
ab us umar me dad mujhe apne baare me ye saari baatein thodi naa share karte..
waise bhi,dad open person nahi the...unhe show-off zara bhi pasand nahi tha aur iska saboot toh aaj jo ma'am ne bola,ussi se pata chalta hai...
agar wakayi mere dad ne JAIDEN CHOWDHARY jaise champion ko haraya hai toh how come ki puri school ko ye baat nahi pata...
it's obvious naa..unhone kabhi kuch disclose hi nahi kiya..
FLASHBACK ENDS:-
kal meri pesh ki gayi un saari dalilon me dum tha aur isiliye baaki sab meri baat se ittafaq rakh gaye siway SONU aur NITS ke...
in saalon ne pata nahi kaise par sung sa liya tha ki mai jhooth bol raha hun..
ab saale the bhi toh mere dil se jigri....mere dimag ko naa sahi,dil ko toh padh hi sakte the..
isiliye kal baakiyon ke saamne toh in dono ne kuch nahi kaha but uske baad saalon ne mujhse bhi baat nahi ki..
BMX chalane ke liye ladh mar rahe the ye dono jiska zikr bhi nahi kiya tha uske baad se in dono ne..
ek do baar samjhaya bhi tha kal dono ko par jab mooh sada hi raha inka toh gaand marao be,bol kar ghar chala gaya tha mai.
par aaj bhi subah se dono ne manhooson waali mooh banayi hui thi jo ab bhi jaari thi...
PRESENT SIR...
mere lagatar kochanke ke baad bhi saale dono me se kisi ne kuch nahi kaha aur mooh khula bhi baari baari se toh apni haazri lagane ke liye isiliye ek baar phir kal waali baat repeat kar di maine..
MAI-gaand marao be...
ye bol maine bhi in dono ki tarah manhooson waali shakl bana li aur dekhne laga saamne par tabhi...
MAY I COME IN SIR....
class ke entrance se aayi ye nayi aur meethi si awaaz jisse sun sir ke saath hum sabhi ka chehra ys awaaz ki disha me ghum gaya aur jo nazara hum sabke saamne tha,usse dekh saare students ki aankhein us nazare me atak si gayi..
SIRIUS ke uniform me halke make-up ke saath whitish pink colour ka haseen rukhsaar liye ek be-intehan khubsoorat chehra hum sabke saamne khada tha...
mujhe toh aisa lag raha tha ki us husn-e-tajmahal ko dekh MAALVIYA sir bhi ek pal ke liye apne bachpan ka pyar, ANSHUMALA MISS ko bhul gaye honge...
anyways,us ladki ko ek pal dekh..
MAALVIYA sir-yes,come in...& you are...???
GIRL-good morning sir..myself KHANAK RAWAT...new admission...
MAALVIYA sir-KHANAK RAWAT
..yes,yes..mujhe kal hi tumhare transfer papers mil gaye the..
kya baat hai..!!!apne first day me hi late...???
KHANAK-sorry for that sir.. actually, transfer papers ki ek copy mujhe management desk me bhi submit karni thi..
isiliye late ho gayi..
MAALVIYA-koi baat nahi.. welcome to the class and most importantly,SIRIUS..
baithne se pehle apna intro apne classmates ko do...
MAALVIYA sir ki baat sun KHANAK hum sabki taraf palti aur uske aisa karte hi najaane kitne hi bando ke dil palath chuke the...
khair, hamari taraf palath...
KHANAK-hello everyone..mera naam toh aap sab jaan hi chuke hain..KHANAK RAWAT...
mai basically bhi yahin DEHRADUN se hi hun..
mera last school "PRINCE SCHOOL & COLLEGE tha....
ab tak KHANAK ki baat kaam se nahi,dil se sun rahe the sab par uski aakhri baat sun sabke kaan aur dimag khul gaye..
reason..
PRINCE SCHOOL & COLLEGE hamare school SIRIUS ka sabse bada rival tha...
har saal INTER SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIP me PRINCE SCHOOL & COLLEGE hi tha jo hume sabse strong competition deta tha aur yahi wajah thi ki yahan aur wahan ke students me school aur college ke bahar bhi zyada banti nahi thi..
ab KHANAK ussi school ki X student thi..ye jaan thoda sa uncomfortable toh hue sab par KHANAK ki jaanleva smile ne us uncomfortable portion ko jaise gayab hi kar diya..
anyways, apna pura intro dekar,apne like dislikes bata kar KHANAK second bench par jaakar baith gayi jiske baad..
MAALVIYA-waise KHANAK...agar kisi bhi cheez me problem ho toh tum SAMEER se help le sakti ho..
he is the topper of this class...
MAALVIYA sir ki baat sun piche palath KHANAK ko ek smile di SAMEER ne jispar woh bhi muskurayi aur...
KHANAK-ofcourse sir.. thank you...and i know that he is the topper as well as the champ of SIRIUS...mere last school me bhi ye kaafi famous hain...
MAALVIYA-that he is...
kaafi proudly kahi ye baat MAALVIYA sir ne jo laazmi bhi thi..aakhir,unhi ki class ka toh student tha SAMEER...
anyways,jahan MAALVIYA SIR wapas ghum laptop se aaj ka study topic smart board se connect karne lage,wahin class ke lagbhag sabhi boys ki nazar ab bhi KHANAK par hi tiki thi aur in sabhi me hamara NITS toh aana hi tha jo apne dono haath apne gaalon par tikaye piche se KHANAK ko kuch yun taad raha tha maano woh theek uske saamne baith uski aankhon me jhaank rahi ho..
kuch pal apne imagination me khoye rehne ke baad..
NITS-kya bandi hai yaar... kayamat ki agar koi surat hoti,toh woh kuch aisi hi dikhti..
MAI-yup..ladki khubsoorat toh hai...
jaise hi maine ye kaha,ek saath do chizen hui..
pehli,NITS aur SONU jhat se ghume meri taraf...
aankhein apni aakhri hadh tak faile chuki thi dono ki jo normal hi tha..
aaj pehli baar kisi ladki ke baare me aisa kuch kaha tha maine...
dusri...
jaise hi KHANAK ko dekhte hue woh shabd kahe maine,theek ussi pal kisi reason se palti woh aur aisa hote hi uski nazar padi mujhpar...
aur mujhe dekh ek badi hi pyari smile naach uthi KHANAK ke face par joki SONU aur NITS,jinki nazar mere baad ek baar phirse KHANAK par padi thi, unhone bhi dekhi joki unke liye ek dusra jhatka tha....
smile dene ke baad udhar KHANAK palti aur idhar...
NITS-aur kya kya chhupaya hai be laude ke baal tune humse...???
mujhe ghoor dheere se gurraya NITS jispar..
MAI-tu toh baat nahi kar raha tha mere se....
SONU-bbakkwass bband kkar bbe....aurr ssach ssach bbata...kkabse jjanta hhai uss lladkki kko...???
MAI-abhi 2 minute hue..jab usne may i come in sir kaha,tabse...
SANVY, SONU,NITS....
meri baat par un dono me se koi kuch kehta ki usse pehle hi MAALVIYA SIR ki awaaz hum teeno ke kaan par padi jo hum teeno ko hi ghur rahe the aur ye dekh...
MAI-yes sir...
turant khade hote hue halke dheere par bilkul kisi army ke jawan ki tarah kaha ye maine jispar class dheere se has padi..
wahin mere yun karne par MAALVIYA sir ka mujhe ghurna aur badh gaya jiske baad...
MAALVIYA SIR-get out you three.. apna important discussion class ke bahar jaakar karo..
SONU-bbut ssir,hhumnne ttoh..
MAALVIYA-shut up and just get out,or else class ke andar hi murga banakar khada karwa dunga.
aur aisa pehli baar hoga jab puri class teen gadhon ko murga bante dekhegi...
MAI-no sir..class se bahar jaane waala option zyada sahi hai..but sir,ek request hai..
ab jab hum teeno class se bahar jaa hi rahe hain toh kya hum kuch der ke liye section B me ANSHUMALA MISS ke paas jaa sakte hain..??
ab ye tha woh naam jisse sun MAALVIYA SIR ka dimag aur kaan zaroorat se zyada hi khul aur khade ho jaate hain aur ab bhi yahi hua...
MAALVIYA-why do you want to go to ANSHUMALA MISS...???
MAI-sir,ussike baare me toh hum baat kar rahe the...actually, ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES ke baare me jiska example parso aapne diya tha aur bataya tha ki waise equations ANSHUMALA MISS ke favourite hote hain...
MAALVIYA-toh...???
MAI-toh SONU abhi ussi chapter ke kuch equations solve kar raha hai aur usse kuch dikkat aa rahi hai...
so SONU & NITS where saying ki recess me ANSHUMALA MISS se jaakar un problems ke baare me puchenge aur mai keh raha tha ki jab MAALVIYA SIR hamare class teacher hain toh hume unse puchna chahiye..
MAALVIYA-ofcourse tumhe mujhse hi puchna chahiye...???agar mai absent hun toh baat alag hai otherwise why would you go for your maths problem to ANSHU MISS...???
now sit down... aur abhi jo chapter clal raha hai, uspar concentrate karo..
free time me equation ke beech jo bhi problem aa rahi hai,mujhe batana..
mai doubts clear kar dunga...
MAI-thank you sir..
jo kaaran maine bataya tha, usne sir ke dimag se hum teeno ko class se bahar nikaalne waali baat bhula di thi..
ya phir ye bhi keh sakte the ki sir hume ab bahar nikaalne ka risk nahi le sakte the aur woh isiliye kyunki woh jaante the ki agar unhone waise kiya toh mai pakka ANSHU MISS ke paas nikal leta aur ye sir hone nahi dena chahte the..
anyways,jahan hum teeno baith chuke the wahin puri class ab bhi dheere dheere has rahi thi..
woh sab jaante the ki maine ek baar phirse khud ko save kar MAALVIYA SIR ka popat bana diya tha..
khair,humare baithne ke baad sir padhane me busy ho gaye aur mai wapas apne favourite kriya me..
straight face rakh aankh kholkar sone laga tha mai aur is beech first, second aur third period khatm ho gayi...
teeno hi classes me mai teachers ke saath masti kar puri class ko hasata raha jiska shayad sabse zyada maza woh new admission KHANAK leti rahi..
meri har masti, mazak me sabse bright smile joki wakayi kaatilana thi, ussike face par rahi..
kayi baar aisa bhi hua ki beech beech me piche palath aankhein roll kar halka sa mujhe dekhti woh aur jab meri nazar uspar padti toh woh saamne dekhne lag jaati...
aur ye sab chaar aakhein aur dekh rahi thi..SONU aur NITS ki jo kabhi KHANAK ko toh kabhi mujhe ghur rahe the..
aaj toh SONU joki class me completely focused rehta hai, uska dhyan bhi padhayi ko chhod mere aur KHANAK par hi raha..
aur issi tarah continous check out,masti mazak me kab teesra period khatm hua aur recess aa gayi,pata hi nahi chala aur tabhi..
MAI-abbe kya kar raha hai...???
jaise hi recess hua aur teacher class se bahar gaye,NITS ne turant apni baah mere gardan ke ird gird lapeth di..
wahin SONU bhi dusri taraf se mujhe jakde hue khada ho gaya tha jiske baad..
NITS-ab sach sach bata be loude...kya kya chhupaye hue hai tu humse...???
MAI-abbe jhaantu,kuch bhi nahi chhupaya hai maine aur gardan chhod bhosdike,dard ho raha hai..
SONU-billkkul mmat cchodnna bbe...sssala jjhuth pe jjhuth bolle jja rraha hhai...
SAM-guyz,kar kya rahe ho tum teeno...??
MAI-teeno nahi dono...mai toh karwa raha hun...hatwa be dono ko mere upar se...
SAM-par hua kya hai,ye toh batao koi..???
MAI-abbe sawal jawab baad me kariyo...???hata inhe pehle...
jahan meri baat sun SAM NITS ki baah mere gardan se hataane laga wahin SONU SAM ko dhakka dekar hatane laga..
ye sab dekh EKPREET bhi kuda hamare beech aur SONU ko pakadne laga jiske baad...
SONU-RRAJJATH...bbhai nnahi hai kkya bbe...hatta iss chhoddu kko...
SONU ki baat sun RAJAT lapak pada EKPREET ke upar...
aur ye sab dekh ANJALI aur NAISHA toh normal hi rahe kyunki hum sabko aapas me ladhta bohot baar dekha tha un dono ne par KHANAK joki unke saath hi khadi thi, woh hum sabko yun ladta dekh hairan ho gayi aur..
KHANAK-kar kya rahe hain ye sab...???kuch jhagda hua hai kya in sabke beech...???
NAISHA-chill babes..roz ka hai inka...??
ANJALI-haan,aur khaaskar is SANVY ka...har fasaadh ki jad hamesha yahi hota hai...
KHANAK-kaun SANVY????jiski gardan us ladke ne pakdi..oh my GOD... guys watch out...
maine achanak se hi NITS ki thigh pakad usse upar utha diya tha jisse dekh ye reaction diya tha KHANAK ne..
wahin jaise hi maine NITS ko lift kiya toh..
NITS-abbe,neeche utar saale... bohot maarunga gandu nahi toh..
MAI-saale,kabse chhodne ke liye bol raha hun,samajh hi nahi aati baat tereko...
beta lulli waale lund waalon ke saamne chaddi nahi utaarte...izzat utar jaati hai..
apni baat bol NITS ko upar hi uthaye hue mai gol ghum gaya aur mere aisa karte hi NITS ki laath SAM,SONU, EKPREET aur RAJATH, chaaron ko pad gayi aur woh idhar udhar dhool gaye..
wahin mai toh NITS ko uthaye 5,6 baar tezi se ghuma aur phir usse neeche zamin par rakh diya aur mere aisa karte hi..
DHAMM..
chakkar aa gaya tha NITS ko jiski wajah se woh neeche gir gaya..
wahin SAM,SONU, EKPREET, aur RAJAT toh pehle hi NITS ki laath khaane ki wajah se neeche pade hue the..
MAI-and the winner..the last man standing,the one & only,SANVEER AHARYA...
bench par khada hokar dono haath uthaye kahi maine ye baat jisse sun jahan ek taraf NAISHA, KHANAK aur yahan tak ki ANJALI bhi has padi thi wahin dusri taraf meri is self proclaimed jeet ke announcement ka ulta hi asar hua mere sabhi neeche gire pade doston par jiske baad...
ek baar ek dusre ko dekha un sabne aur phir saale woh paanchon ke paanchon ek saath khade hue aur mere upar kood pade...
MAI-abbe haramiyon,hato be...oye, peth nahi lund hai woh,haath hata bhosdike...
oye,behen ke bhai,haath chhod..saale bohot maarunga baad me bata raha hun...
saale paanchon ne mujhe aise lapeth kar pakad liya tha maano gang bang karne waale ho mera..
wahin meri dhamki sun darne ki jagah aur kaske pakda mujhe kamino ne aur ye dekh ANJALI,NAISHA aur KHANAK turant hamare paas aayi aur...
ANJALI-guyz,chhodo yaar,kya kar rahe ho...???class me hain hum..
koi teacher aa gaye toh sidhe PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE me dikhoge sabhi ke sabhi...
PRINCIPAL ka naam sunte hi saale sab mujhe turant chhod uthne lage the...
par itni der ki gutham guthayi me hum sab haanf bhi rahe the aur hum sabke uniforms ki bhi puri lag chuki thi..
anyways,hum sab khade ho chuke the aur hamari haalath dekh KHANAK mooh dabaye has rahi thi...
nazar uski meri taraf hi thi aur ye dekh SONU aur NITS haanfne ke beech bhi ek baar phir mujhe ghurne lage the...
wahin apne uniform ko theek kar SAM muda KHANAK ki taraf aur..
SAM-well KHANAK...ANJALI,NAISHA, EKPREET aur RAJAT se toh tum mil hi chuki ho..
in teen mahanubhavon se bhi mil lo..
ye hai SONU.. that's NITS for you aur ye janaab hain....
KHANAK-SANVY...aaj class me kaafi baar naam sun chuki hun inka..
and i must say,sense of humour kaafi amazing hai aapka SANVY...
waise apna intro toh maine bhi sabke saamne de hi diya tha but kyunki officially this is our first meet, so hye..
i am KHANAK... friends...!!!!
haath aage badhate hue kahi ye baat KHANAK ne jispar uska band shake karte hue..
MAI-friends aap nahi tum kehte hain..
"maine tumhari friendship accept kar li,tum mujhe "tum" kehna accept kar lo"...
KHANAK-wow..that was a cool line..waise,mai tumhe pehle se jaanti hun...
i mean, facially...I.M.A ke aage jo ground hai,i have seen you walking their...mera ghar ussi ground ke paas hi hai..
KHANAK ki puri baat sun usse mujhe baar baar dekhne ke reason clear ho chuka tha SONU aur NITS ka..
isiliye un dono ka ghurna ek dum se band ho chuka tha..
wahin KHANAK ki baat sun..
MAI-you are daughter or relative of a military man...!!!
KHANAK-how do you say that...??kya tum bhi jaante ho mujhe...???
MAI-nopes.. khubsoorat chehre itni asaani se nahi bhulta mai..
I.M.A ke aas paas 5 km ke radius me jitne bhi ghar hain,woh military province hai aur sirf ARMY ke logon ko hi alloted hain..
isiliye guess kiya tha maine..
meri aakhri baat toh jaise suni hi nahi thi kisine....
meri shuruat me kahi flirty line sun joki maine pehle kabhi bhi kisi par use nahi ki thi, mere sabhi doston ke mooh khul chuke the,wahin KHANAK halki blush karne lagi thi jiske baad apne baalon ko apni ears ke peeche karte hue...
KHANAK-thanks for the compliment..
TRRRRRRRRRR...
koi kuch kehta ki tabhi bell ring hui jiska matlab tha ki recess time khatm jiske baad..
KHANAK-ok guyz..classes over hone ke baad chat karte hain...
ye bol mujhe ek baar dekh KHANAK,ANJALI aur NAISHA ke saath palath aage badh gayi wahin RAJAT aur EKPREET bhi ek baar mujhe dekh apni seats par chale gaye aur aisa hote hi apna ek haath mere kandhe par rakhte hue..
SAM-looks like finally SANVEER AHARYA is interested in a girl..
NITS-totally bhai..ye pehli bandi hai jisko dekhte hi taarif ki thi isne..
SAM-really..???
SONU-hhann bbhai..mmaine ttoh ssocchha bbhi nnahi ttha ki kkabbhi aissa bbhi kkuchh hhoga..
SAM-nice choice SANVY..hot toh hai hi ye bandi..
shit man...bohot din baad kisi bandi ko dekh socha tha maine ki thoda flirt karunga, par ab apne bhai ko pasand aa gayi toh baat khatm..
MAI-nopes..do it...
SAM-do what...???
MAI-flirt kar iske saath...
SAM-paagal hai kya..??abbe,aise hi bola tha maine..if you like her..she is all yours buddy...
ye bol SAM palath apni seat ki taraf jaane laga par tabhi...
MAI-i challenge you...
meri baat sun turant rook gaya SAM aur aankhon ne hairat liye mujhe dekhne laga woh jiske baad...
SAM-you challenge me..???for what..
MAI-as i said..flirt with her...dikha kitna charm hai tere me...uski aankhon me apne liye khawahish jaga kar dikha...
bas itna karke dikha toh maanu mai ki tujhme wakayi dum hai...
SAM-are you serious...???
MAI-totally...
SAM-done..par baad me mat boliyo...!!!
MAI-nahi bolunga..
ek deal sa karne ki tarah ek dusre se haath milaya maine aur SAM ne jiske baad hasta hua SAM apni seat ki taraf badh gaya..
wahin meri aur SAM ki puri baat sun pehle hi shocked khade SONU aur NITS ne SAM ke jaate hi mujhe ghera aur..
NITS-abbe pagal ho gaya hai kya..??ye kya chutiyon waali sharth laga baitha tu..
saale woh SAM hai...is school ka sabse happening banda..har bandi ka dream guy..
sirf uske saath bas kuch time rehne ke liye puri school ki ladkiyan marti hain aur tu usse aisi sharth laga baitha jisme woh KHANAK ko saamne se approach karega...
log apne pairon par kulhadi maarte hain,saale tu pehla hai jisne apne laude par kulhadi maar li hai..
kat hi jaana hai ab toh...
MAI-yahi toh dekhna hai...!!!
SONU-mmatlab...???
MAI-matlab ye balakon ki....
meri aankhein bhi meri ijazat ke bina RO NAHI SAKTI...
jisse mere aagosh me sukoon mile,woh dusron ki baahon me SO NAHI SAKTI...
agar SAM ki pehchaan ne "USSE" kheench liya toh kuch GALATH nahi,kyunki....
jo kisiki bhi ho jaaye,woh SANVY ki HO NAHI SAKTI.....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....
AAPKA APNA V....J......
