Ekdam lajwaab or jabardast update Bhai....update 103
ranjeet to chala gaya magar khan ke dimaag me sawaal chhor gaya
Kaun hai wo aurat jiske liye ranjeet mujhe bulaane a gaya..sath me uski beti bhi...koi choti moti hasti hoti to..to ranjeet mujhe bulaane nahi aata...jaroor koi badi hasti hai..jise kaabu me karna vijay sing bhalla ke liye namumkin kaam hoga...hmmm yahi wajah ho sakti hai..tabhi usne ranjeet ko mere paas bheja..
khan ko wo din yaad aata hai jab usne pehli baar vijay sing bhalla ke liye kaushik naam ke aadmi ko maara tha...wo bhi Tadpa tadpa kar
kaushik vijay sing bhalla ki raajniti ki Jaden hila raha tha..50 saal ka kaushik bhalla ke liye nasoor ban chuka tha..kaushik ka badhta kad uske kaam karne ka tarika aur sabse jaroori cheez.. wo thi raajneeti.. uska raajneeti me utarna bhalla ke liye sabse bada sir dard ban chuka tha isiliye usko raaste se hatana bhalla ke liye bahot important ho gaya tha..
khan tab pehli baar vijay sing bhalla se mila tha..magar us mulaqaat ke baad khan dobara bhalla se kabhi nahi mila ..aaj phir se vijay sing bhalla ne use bulawa bheja tha...
khan ne pehle kaushik ka itihaas pata kiya uske baad use maut ke ghat utaar diya..kaushik bhi vijay sing bhalla ki tarah ek number ka haraami aadmi tha..kidnapping drugs dealing ke sath me uski ek bahot gandi aadat thi wo ek tharki kism ka aadmi tha..ladki ho ya aurat wo sabhi ko apni hawas mitaane ka ek jariya samajhta tha...
khan ko use khatam karne me koi burayi nazar nahi aayi isiliye usne bhalla ka kaam kiya..magar aaj jo kaam ranjeet uske paas lekar aaya tha wo kaam karna khan ke usolon ke mafik nahi tha..magar khan ne soch liya tha wo vijay sing bhalla se milega jaroor...ye mulaqaat kab hogi khan ne abhi decide nahi kiya tha..magar hogi jaroor itna usne soch liya tha...
Khan ne jis kaushik naam ke shakhs ko maara tha uske do bacche hain...
suhana age 26 ye bahot khubsurat hai..34 32 36 ka kaatilana size kisi ka lund ek second me khada kar sakta hai...iske ander aur bhi khubiyan hai wo sab aage pata chalengi...
Vivek age 25 jaisa naam waisa kaam ye apne vivek ka istemaal bahot soch samajh kar karta hai..apne baap ki tarah tharki hai..magar kaushik ki tarah apna tharak pan achanak nahi dikhata bahot soch samajh kar dikhata hai..dikhne me kaafi handsome hai..iski handsome personality iski ayyashi me ahem rol nibhaati hai.. drugs dealing ke liye ye jyada tar dehli se bahar rehta hai...
yahi dono apne baap ka karobaar bahot acche se sambhaal rahe hain..yaani drugs ka dhanda in dono ki dekh rekh me phal phool raha hai...
apne drugs ke dhandhe ko chupaane ke liye dono ne apne baap kaushik ke naam par ek company khol rakkhi hai...kaushik industries..taaki apne Bure kaam ko chupa sake..inki company dehli shehar se thoda bahar hai..matlab apne gair kanooni kaam ko anzaam dene ke liye bilkul sef...
Dono jaante the unke baap ko kisne mara hai..wo khan se badla lene ke liye mauka dhoond rahe hain .. lakh koshish karne baad bhi wo khan ka ek baal tak ukhaadne me kaamyaab nahi hue
jab dono ko koi mauka nahi mila tab dono ne kuch aur socha ..usi soch ko lekar dono aage badh rahe hain..unhone kya socha hai ye dono ke siwa koi nahi jaanta....
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naina bilkul tarotaza khile gulaab ke phool ki tarah muskuraati hui apne room se nikalti hai...
shaalini sofe par baithi thi jab wo naina ko room se nikalte hue dekhti hai..tab sabse pehle uski nazar naina ki chaal par jaati hai..
naina ki chaal me kamaal ki Lachak a chuki thi.. pehli chudai me hi uska rom rom khil chuka tha..
wo apni gand matkaate hue shaalini ke paas jaati hai aur sofe par pasar jaati hai...
shaalini gaur se naina ko upar se neeche tak dekhti hai..honthon par halki laal lipstick khule lehraate baal
jaisa ki suraj ne usse kaha tha..suraj ko naina ke khule baal bahot acche lagte hain..isiliye naina ne apne balon ko khula chhor rakkha tha..jisme wo bala ki khubsurat lag rahi thi...
naina ...sasu ji main kaisi lag rahi hu
shaalini uski baat sunkar muskura deti hai...
shaalini ...gadhi lag rahi hai..lipstick lagaane ki kya jaroorat thi tere honth waise bhi naturely red hain
naina ...huuhh gadhi lipstick nahi lagaati itna bhi nahi jaanti..lagta hai sas ko bahot kuch sikhana padega
shaalini ...tu mujhe sikhayegi main teri sas hu mere baal dhoop me safed nahi hue ..
shaalini kahawat ke taur par jaldbaazi me bol jaati hai jabki uske baal ek dum reshmi the bilkul lambe aur ghane..magar naina uski baat sunkar has padti hai..
naina ...sas ke baal safed nahi honge to kya mere honge..waise bhi aap budhiya ho gayi hain baal to safed hone hi hain..
shaalini ...mera ek bhi baal safed nahi hai..wo to maine kahawat ke taur par ye baat kahi..warna mere baal tujhse jyada ghane aur lambe hain..
naina ...aisi baat mat kaha karo jisme aap khud phas jao..bholi mere liye ek cup coffee lekar aana
bholi kichen me naina ki awaz sunti hai..
bholi...laayi bitiya
naina sofe par thoda seedhi hoti hai..aur apne pairon ko saamne stool par rakh deti hai...
shaalini ...heinnnn
naina ...aise kya dekh rahi ho sasu ji is ghar ki nayi malkin hu..pure haq se sabkuch karungi
Naina shaalini ki taraf aankh maarte hue ye baat bolti hai..
shaalini ...abhi tujhe batati hu..tere ander ki jitni masti hai aaj wo sab utaar dungi...
naina ...budhaape me aisa nahi bolte kya fayda koi haddi toot gayi phir judna mushkil hoga..hihihihi
shaalini ...SURAJJJJJJ
jaise hi shaalini suraj ko pukarti hai naina turant sahi baith jaati hai..jaise ek seedhi gaaye baithti hai theek waise hi...
awaz sunkar suraj turant a jata hai.
suraj ...kya baat hai maa..
shaalini ...suraj samjha le ise warna iski wo pitaayi karungi ye bhi yaad rakkhegi..
suraj ...naina kyun maa ko pareshaan kar rahi hai..
naina ...bhai main bhala maa ko kaise pareshaan kar sakti hu..main to apni maa ki sewa me lagi hu...
shaalini ...sewaaaaa kaisi sewa..
tabhi bholi kichen se coffee lekar a jati hai..aur naina ko pakda kar chali jaati hai..
naina ...bhai maa mujhe kuch sust lag rahi thi isiliye maine bholi ko bolkar coffee mangwayi..kya mera maa ke liye coffee mangwana galat hai..
naina itni masumiyat ke sath bolti hai uske masoom se face ko dekh kar suraj has padta hai...
shaalini ...suraj ye jhooth bol rahi hai coffee isne apne liye mangwayi hai..
suraj ...naina tu jhooth bhi bolti hai
Naina ...bhai meri aankhon me dekh kya tujhe inme sacchayi nazar nahi aati..
naina ki kaali aankhen upar usme laga kajal uski aankhon ko aur bhi khubsurat bana raha tha..suraj mantr mugdh sa naina ki aankhon me dekhta rehta hai...
shaalini ...suraj tu iski aankhon me kya dekh raha hai ye jhoothi iski aankhen bhi jhoothi..
suraj hadbada jata hai..
suraj ...m maa wo main iski aankhon me nahi dekh raha balki main iske honthon ko dekh raha tha..lipstick theek se nahi lagi jagah jagah se faili hai..
suraj is tarah hadbadane se naina man me hasti hai..
naina ...bhai tu kis din kaam aayega chal jaldi se meri lipstick sahi kar de
naina apne honth aage badha deti hai..shaalini jab ye nazara dekhti hai wo muskurate hue uth kar chali jaati hai..
shaalini ke jaate hi suraj uske honthon ko apni jeebh se chaatne lagta hai..
naina ko aisa lag raha tha jaise suraj sach me uski lipstick sahi kar raha hai..naina bhi apni jeebh nikaalti hai aur dono ki jubaan aapas me takraane lagti hai..
Kuch der naina ke honthon ko chaatne ke baad suraj alag ho jata hai..
suraj ...beautiful naina teri aankhen aaj gazab lag rahi hain..
naina ...huuhh agar itni gazab hoti to tu suhaag raat ke baad agle din mere sath kuch na kuch karta magar tune kuch nahi kiya
naina suraj se shikayat bhare swar me bolti hai..
Suraj ...naina suhaag raat me teri kya halat thi mujhe pata hai..isiliye main tujhe thoda rest de raha hoon.
naina ...do din ka rest bahot hota hai aaj teesra din hai..ab kya saari jindgi rest karwayega..ek kaam karti hu main jindgi bhar rest karti hu..jab tak main budhiya nahi ho jaati ..jab main budhiya ho jaungi tab mere paas aana huuhh
naina ka muh char kone ka bana huwa tha..jaise ladkiyan ruthne par apna muh banati hain theek waise hi...
ab naina ko manana tha wo gussa thi..suraj uski narazgi jyada der kaise jhel sakta hai..
suraj ...sorry baba I'm really sorry
naina ...huuhh mujhe teri sorry nahi chahye mujhe movei dekhne jana hai le chal mujhe
suraj ...ab samjha ye sara natak movei ke liye ho raha hai..
naina...hihihihi aisa hi samajh le..waise mujhe sach me rest ki jaroorat thi ye main bhi jaanti hoon..isiliye maine bhi jyada jor nahi diya hihihihi
naina jor jor se khilkhilaati hai tabhi suraj uske nazdeek jata hai..uske paas aate hi naina ki khilkhilahat gayab ho jaati hai..aur muskaan chahre par khil jaati hai...
suraj ...naina ab rest ki jaroorat to nahi hai..
naina ki muskurahat bhi gayab ho jaati hai uski jagah uske honth thoda sa sikud jaate hain...
naina ...nahi bhai ab rest ki jaroorat nahi hai..
suraj ...to ab
naina ...iska jawab main tujhe bedroom me dungi filhaal yahan nahi jab pure ghar me jawab dene ka number aayega tab main kahin bhi jawab de dungi
suraj ...hmmm tu ready ho ja hum dono movie dekhne jaayenge..
naina ....main pehle se ready hu..
suraj ...hmmm bike se chalegi ya car se..
naina ...bike se
suraj ....ok only 15 minut main ready hokar aata hu..uske baad chalte hain
shaalini suraj ke jaate hi a jaati hai
shaalini ..accha to movei dekhna ka program hai..
shaalini chup kar dono ki baaten sun rahi thi dono ke beech kya huwa kya baaten hui usne sab sun liya tha..khas kar wo bedroom wali baat ..magar wo naina se bedroom wali baat nahi karti..
naina ...hmm maa aap bhi chalo na hamare sath
shaalini ...sabka ek sath jana sahi nahi hai ghar me sirf bholi bachegi agar main tum dono ke sath gayi..isiliye tum dono jao main phir kabhi time nikal kar jaungi...
shaalini ki baat puri hote hi suraj ready hokar a jata hai..suraj bhi shaalini ko sath chalne ko bolta hai but wo nahi maanti..
ANIMAL is movei ka public me kaafi craze tha..isiliye naina ye movie dekhne aayi hai..
suraj do ticket leta hai corner seat ke..dono baith jaate hain...naina suraj ka hath thaam kar baith jaati hai..
Naina...chhiii kitna vailance hai ..maine socha tha kuch romantic hoga magar isme to vailance bhara hai..
movie thoda aage badhti hai uske baad aata hai rashmika mandhana aur ranbeer kapoor ka hot seen jise dekh kar naina ka dil machalne lagta hai..uski chut geeli hone lagti hai wo dheere dheere suraj ki taraf khisakne lagti hai...
suraj ka haal bhi naina se juda nahi tha wo bhi naina ki or khisak raha tha..dono nazdeek aate hain.. nazdeek aate hi honthon ka Milan ho jata hai..
Naina ...uuummmm bhai movie me kya gazab ka hot seen hai uufff
suraj ....teri hotness ke aage ye hot seen kuch bhi nahi ..dil karta hai abhi isi waqt tujhe ghodi bana du..
naina ki chut me geela pan badh jata hai..wo wildly hokar suraj ke honthon ko chusne lagti hai..uski chut ki fanke foolne lagti hain
naina ...bana de bhai mujhe ghodi aur khud ghoda bankar meri sawari kar uumm aahh
Naina kapdon ke upar se apni bur ko khujlaane lagti hai..naina ka khud par kaabu rakhna mushkil ho raha tha...tabhi half time ho jata hai aur dono ka romance kuch time ke liye ruk jata hai..
naina suraj ke sath bahar nikalti hai..bahar kisi ko dekh kar naina ki bhawen sikud jaati hain..
dono ki jab nazren milti hain to aisa lagta hai abhi isi waqt cinema haal me toofaan a jaayega..
fuckedddd the basdard
ye kutiya yahan kya kar rahi hai meri tarah movei dekhne aayi hogi..saali ne apni shakal dikha kar pura mood khraab kar diya
vicky bhi movei dekhne aaya tha ittefaaq uska saamna naina se ho gaya..dono ki nazren aag aur paani ki tarah mili vicky ko apni durgati yaad a gayi isiliye uska para chadh gaya..
tabhi suraj pop corn lekar a jata hai tab vicky ko samajh me aata hai naina yahan kiske sath aayi hai...
suraj jab vicky ko dekhta hai to uske jabde gusse mekas jaate hain..magar vicky ko maarne ki koi wajah nahi thi isiliye suraj usko sirf ghoor kar reh jata hai...
interval me bahar kaafi bheed bhaad thi kaun kisko dekh raha hai kaun kya kar raha kisi se kisi ko koi matlab nahi tha..isi beech ek handsome aadmi wahan se guzarta hai jo saari ladkiyon ko taadte hue nikal jaata hai..magar ek chahre par uski nazren kuch pal ke liye theharti hain..wo kuch pal use dekhta hai aur aage badh jata hai
naina apne aag ugalte naino se vicky ko ghoorti hai uske baad wo theater ke ander a jaati hai..
movei ek baar phir start hoti hai naina vicky se dhyaan hatakar pop corn khaate hue movie dekhne lagti hai..movie me aage jo hot seen aata hai use dekh kar naina pop corn khana bhool jaati hai..
wo seedha suraj ke lund par hath rakh deti hai..suraj ka lund khada tha iska ehsaas naina ko milta hai jab wo suraj ke lund par hath rakhti hai..pent ke ander suraj ka khada lund ..naina ka dil dhadakaane ke liye kaafi tha..
andhere me dono ek dusre ko pyaasi nazron se dekhte hain..naina ki bur me ek baar phir se risaw start ho jata hai..naina phir se apni chut ko sehlaane lagti hai..jab naina khud par kaabu nahi rakh paati wo uth kar bathroom ke liye nikal jaati hai...
naina jaldi se ladies toilet me ghus jaati hai..jab wo bathroom se bahar nikalti hai..tab wo khud ko tarotaza feel karti hai..achanak kisi ki aahat pakar wo mudti hai..ladies toilet me kisi aadmi ko dekh kar naina ka gussa saatven aasmaan par pahunch jata hai..
naina ...you bludy basdard kya dikhayi nahi deta ye ladies toilet hai
naina ke saamne ek handsome sa banda khada tha jo use dekh kar mand mand muskura raha tha..
aadmi...dikhayi to aapko nahi deta madam..ye ladies toilet nahi balki gents toilet hai..
naina ye sunkar shoked reh jaati hai..jabki wo acchi tarah jaanti thi wo ladies toilet me aayi hai..
naina ...main andhi nahi hoon samajh gaye..chalo niklo yahan se warna wo halat karwaungi jise tum jindgi bhar yaad rakkhoge..
Aadmi ...main bhi puri do aankhon ka hoon koi bhi aankh kam nahi dekhti..main gents toilet me aaya hu..yahi sach hai..
naina gusse me bahar nikalti hai ..wo ek baar bahar check karna chahti thi wo sahi hai ya ye aadmi sahi hai..magar jab wo bahar dekhti hai uski aankhen choudi ho jaati hain..
jis toilet me wo ghusi thi uske bahar likha tha..gents toilet
Ye kaise possible hai jabki main dekh kar aayi thi..ye ladies ka gents kaise ho gaya..kahin main jaldbaazi me sach me gents toilet me to nahi ghus aayi...ho bhi sakta hai..
uske baad naina pados ke toilet ko dekhti hai jahan likha tha..ladies toilet..
iska matlab ye aadmi sahi bol raha hai..main hi galat toilet me ghus aayi hoon..jabki ladies toilet pados me hai..
Aadmi ...kyun madam ab pata chala aankhen kiski kharaab hain..
Aadmi ki baat sunkar naina apni soch ke bhanwar se bahar aati hai
Naina ...I'm sorry
aadmi ...tum ladkiyon ki ajeeb aadat hoti hai har jagah mard ko hi galat samajh leti ho..jab khud ki galti ka ehsaas hota hai..tab ek chota sa shabd bolkar nikal jaati ho..wo chota sa shabd hai..sorry
Naina ...jyada lecture dene ki jaroorat nahi hai..maine sorry bol di hai itna kaafi hai..
naina wahan se nikal kar phir se theater ke ander a jaati hai..ab uska romance karne ka mood nahi tha..wo bas toilet wali ghatna ko yaad kar rahi thi...
itni badi galti mujhse kaise ho sakti hai.
Suraj naina ko dekhte hi uske honthon ko chumne ke liye apne honth badha deta hai..naina uska sath to deti hai..magar is baar uski body me wo uttejana nahi thi..
suraj jald hi samajh jata hai..jaroor koi baat hai tabhi naina ki body language badli badli si hai..
suraj ...naina kya baat hai..bathroom se aate hi teri body language kyun badal gayi..
naina usko bathroom ki ghatna ke baare me batati hai..jise sunkar suraj muskura deta hai..
suraj ...chhor naina galti ho jaati hai..tu shayad jaldbaazi me gents toilet me ghus gayi hogi..
Naina ...no bhai naina itni badi galti kar kaise sakti hai..
movie chalti rehti hai magar naina ka mood ukhda ukhda sa rehta hai..movie khatam hote hi dono bahar nikalte hain..jab naina toilet ke pados se guzarti hai wo ek baar phir se check karti hai..
Naina ye dekh kar dang reh jaati hai jis toilet me wo ghusi thi ab us toilet ke bahar ladies toilet likha tha
Ye kaise ho sakta hai kuch der pehle isi toilet ke bahar gents toilet likha tha..ab ladies toilet likha hai..
main sahi thi ya wo aadmi sahi tha..of course main sahi thi..ye ladies toilet hai..pehle bhi ladies toilet tha..jaroor us aadmi ne kuch shararat ki hai mere sath..
naina aage jakar jis jagah ladies toilet likha tha..us jagah ko tatolti hai..tatolte hi naina ko pata chal jata hai uske sath us aadmi ne kya makkari ki hai..
naina ke hath me kuch chip chipa sa padharth lag jata hai..jise dekh kar naina ka chahra gusse me laal ho jata hai...
usne sticker ka istemaal kiya hai..ladies toilet pe gents toilet ka sticker ka istemaal karke mujhe bewaqoof banaya hai..usne socha hoga main gents toilet ko bhi check kar sakti hoon isiliye usne ek sticker gents toilet par laga kar use ladies toilet banaya..
mere bathroom se jaate hi usne dono sticker hata diye taaki dono bathroom phir se pehle jaise ho jaaye...usne socha hoga movie khatam hone ke baad mera dhyaan toilet ki taraf nahi jaayega..
naina apne charon taraf dekhti hai magar wo aadmi use kahin nazar nahi aata ..
Naina ki aankhon me angaare dehak rahe the..agar tu kahin mujhe dikh gaya kasam kha kar kehti hu..teri wo halat karungi tu toilet jana to door ki baat hai uski taraf dekhne se bhi darega..
naina sab soch hi rahi thi ki suraj ka hath uske kandhe par padta hai
huuhh
suraj ...naina sab theek to hai..
Naina ...kuch theek nahi hai bhai us aadmi ne mujhe bewaqoof banaya hai..
Suraj ...kis aadmi ne..
naina ..wahi toilet wala aadmi..
Naina suraj ko sticker wali baat batati hai..suraj naina ki puri baat dhyaan se sunta hai..
Suraj ...wo galat bhi ho sakta hai aur nahi bhi..
naina ...matlab..
Suraj ...simple si baat hai jaise tujhe dhokha huwa shayad us aadmi ko bhi dhokha huwa ho..jab tu toilet me ghusi hogi uske baad kisi ne toilet ka sticker badla hoga..sticker badalte hi wo aadmi aaya hoga..usne ladies toilet ko gents toilet samajh liya hoga..ye bhi ho sakta hai..
Naina ...ho sakta hai magar mere radaar par wahi aadmi hai uske siwa kaun ho sakta hai..
suraj ...tu vicky ko bhool rahi hai wo bhi yahan maujood tha..
suraj ke muh se vicky ka naam sunte hi naina ka mind do taraf ghumne lagta hai..kaun ho sakta hai..vicky ya wo aadmi..
suraj ...naina jyada mat soch jab waqt aayega hum dono milkar unhe punish karenge..
Magar naina apni soch me gum thi wo suraj ki baat par jyada dhyaan nahi deti..usko uski soch se bahar nikalne ke liye suraj usko apni taraf ghumata hai..ab dono ek dusre ki aankhon me dekh rahe the..
Suraj ...naina tune mujhe mere sawaal ka jawaab nahi diya tune kaha tha raat me jawab dungi..abhi de de yahan sirf hum dono hain..
naina sach me apni soch se azaad ho jaati hai..jaisa ki suraj ne socha tha theek waise hi..
naina ...kaun sa jawab bhai..
Naina jaanbhujh kar bahana banati hai..
Suraj ...naina kyun sata rahi hai..maine kaha tha..to ab..iske aage ka jawaab tujhe dena hai..
naina suraj ke gale lag jaati hai uski dhadkane badh chuki thi..
naina ..ab ..ab main apne bhayya se..iske aage ka raat me bolungi yahan nahi
naina kuch der suraj se lipti rehti hai..uske baad dono ghar ke liye nikal jaate hain...
naina ka mind do taraf tha ek wo aadmi jise naina ne jindgi me pehli baar dekha..dusra vicky...in dono me kaun hoga jisne naina ke sath ye harkart ki..ye to waqt aane par pata chalega..
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