Fantasy Deva (The Assassin)

[Love 1994]

power bhi hai dev me

Ab toh maza ayega

 

[Naik]

Bahot shaandaar mazedaar damdaar update dost

 

[Kalyansurya]

Wah bhai wah kya dhasu update diya black bhai maza he aa gaya
Nida ki chudai to bhut acchi rahi but salma aunty ne dono ko pakal diya wo to time pe Deva behosh ho gaya our
Dev ne kaman apne hatho me le leya nai to Deva devlok me hota

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

Bahoot khoob.. zabrdast update..

 

[Ron10]

UPDATE 7
Abe kahan hai
Dev..kya hua
Deva..abe behoshi ki dawa kaunsi hoti hai
Dev..mujhse kyun puchh rahe ho
Deva..abe main medicine shop pe jaaunga
Aur bolunga ki mujhe behoshi ki dawa Chahiye
Toh saale police ko phone kar denge
Dev..waah plan tum banao
Aur successful main karu
Deva..tujhe bhi toh chudai karne ko milegi
Dev..theek hai

Pehle main gaya ek cyber cafe mein
Wahan se ek prescription print kiya
Uske baad main uspe deva ka naam likha
Aur phir jo medicine leni thi
Woh likha
Deva..waah tu toh doctor ki tarah likhta hai
Dev..ek assassin ko sab kuchh seekhna padta hai

Phir main medicine shop pe gaya
Jahan se main woh medicine le liya
Dev..ab tumhein pata hai
Ki aage kya karna hai
Deva..pata hai

Main nida didi ke paas gaya
Aur unhein woh medicine diya
Deva..aapko yeh doodh ke patile mein daalna hai
Nida..yeh toh main kar dungi
Lekin isse koi khatra toh nahi hai na

Koi khatra nahi hai
Tum use bol do
Deva..nahi didi yeh sirf neend ki dawai hai
Nida..tu kabse itna bahadur ho gaya
Deva..aapki khubsurti ne bana diya hai

Nida didi sharma gayi
Main uske baad rafiq ke room mein aagaya
Rafiq..kahan gaya tha
Main..gand marwane
Rafiq..saale
Main..uncle ne tujhe kuchh nahi kaha
Tera results dekhke
Rafiq..nahi
Unhone kaha ki is saal main achche se padhai karu
Main.. uncle toh bahut achche hain

Abe saale poore din dono hath upar karke khada karwaya tha
Rafiq ne socha

Nida didi ne doodh ke bartan mein woh dawai daal di
Raat mein salma aunty sabko doodh ka glass pakda ke chali gayi
Rafiq..ek toh is randi ko roz peena padta hai
Main..pee chup karke
Rafiq..saale tu toh khud doodh nahi peeta hai
Main..aandu jaldi pee
Teri biwi chodu

Rafiq munh banake doodh peene laga
Aur kareeb aadhe ghante baad sab ghode bechke so gaye
Main nida didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Woh mujhe dekhke muskura di
Main..toh aap tayyar hain
Nida..barso se

Main nida didi ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur unhein kiss karne laga
Woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
Main apna hath unke ass pe rakh diya
Aur unhen kiss karte hue dabane laga
Nida didi aahein bharne lagi
Kuch der unhein kiss karne ke baad
Main unhein dekhne laga
Sachmein nida didi bahut khubsurat thi
Main..aap bahut khubsurat ho
Nida..yeh tu sirf is liye bol raha hai na
Ki aaj tu meri chudai karega
Main..nahi sachmein aap bahut khubsurat ho
Nida..yeh toh achchi baat hai

Uske baad main nida ko kiss karne laga
Phirse
Aur sath mein uske kapde bhi utaarne laga
Woh bhi mere kapde utaarne lagi
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
behenchod kya maal thi
Nida didi
Ek dum patli dubli
Choot pe halke halke baal the
Choot ke hont aapas mein sate hue the
Nida..aise kya dekh raha hai
Main..aap virgin ho
Nida..agar nahi hui toh
Main..main kaunsa hoon

Yeh bolke main nida didi ko bed pe lita diya
Kitni sexy dikh rahi thi nida didi

Woh mujhe Apne paas aane ka ishara ki
Main uske upar aagaya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Sath mein uske boobs bhi dabane laga
Kitne mulayam the unke boobs
Main dono bade pyar se daba raha tha
Nida..bas aise hi daba deva
Main kabse tadap rahi thi
Ki koi mere sath aisa kare
Main..ab maim roz aapko pyar karunga didi
Nida..kar lena deva
Main roz tera wait karungi

Kuchh der unhein kiss karne ke baad
Main unke boobs chusne laga
Pehle right waale ko chusa phir left waale ko
Nida didi yeh sab nahi seh paayi
Aur jhadne lagi

Main unke boobs ko chusne ke baad
Unke pet ko chumne laga
Uske baad main apni jubaan unki naabhi mein daal diya
Nida..aah deva bahut achcha lag raha hai
Uff tu toh mujhe paagal kar dega

Kuchh der naabhi ko chusne aur chaatne ke baad main uski choot ko dekhne laga
Nida.. tujhe jaldi nahi ho rahi hai
Main..kis baat ki
Nida..meri freinds kehti hain
Ki ladke bahut jyada excited ho jaate hain
Unhein sirf apne maze se matlab hota hai
Main.. har kisi ka apna apna andaz hota hai

Yeh bolke main choot ke dono faanko ko faila diya

Aur apni jubaan uski choot mein daalke khuredne laga
Nida didi machalne lagi
Main unki choot ke har hisse ko chusne laga
Chaatne laga

Kuchh hi der mein nida didi jhad gayi
Main uske baad let gaya
Nida didi uthi
Aur meri taango ke beech mein aake baith gayi
Nida..yeh itna bada kyun hai
Main..mujhe kya pata
Nida.. Dekh toh dono mutthi mein bhi nahi aaraha hai
Main..chuso na
Nida.. chusti hoon na
Ajeeb lagta hai

Nida didi apni jubaan nikaali aur mere lund ko chaatne lagi
Main madhosh ho gaya
Uske baad unhone apna munh khola
Aur gap se mere lund ko apne munh mein leke chusne lagi

Main uske sar ko sehlane laga
Main..bas aise hi chusti raho didi
Bahut achche se chus rahi ho aap
Bas aise hi

Nida..tera lund bahut bada hai
Itna bada toh filmo mein hota hai
Main.. kaunsi film
Nida.. porn
Main..aap porn dekhti ho
Nida..kabhi kabhi
Kyun tu nahi dekhta
Main..nahi
Nida..iska matlab teri koi gf hai
Main..nahi hai
Nida..toh sonam kaun hai
Main..kya matlab
Nida.. matlab yeh ki mujhe pata hai
Ki tu sonam ke sath chudai kar chuka hai
Main..sonam didi bhi na
Nida..tujhe dar nahi lagta
Main..kis baat ka
Nida..kahin sonam ne teri didi ko bata diya toh
Main..nahi
Aap lund chuso na
Phir balls bhi chusna

Kuchh der nida didi mere lund ko chusti rahi
Phir mere balls ko chusne lagi
Main..aapke munh ko chod loon
Nida..chod le

Main khada hua
Aur apna lund nida didi ke munh mein daalke
Unke sar ko pakadke chodne laga
Lekin pyar se
Jisse unhein dard na ho

Kuchh der unke munh ko chodne ke baad
Main unhein lita diya
Nida.. pehle oil laga le

Main oil ki bottle uthaya
Aur apne lund pe daal diya
Aur nida didi ki choot pe bhi
Nida didi ghabrane lagi
Main unki kamar ko pakda
Aur ek dhakka maara
Supada andar chala gaya
Nida didi ko dard hone laga
Main ek aur dhakka maara
Nida didi ki seal toot te hi
Unki cheekh nikal gayi
Woh rone lagi
Nida..deva bahut dard ho raha hai deva kuchh kar mar gayi main
Mujhe nahi chudna hai
Tu nikaal apna lund

Main nida didi ko kiss karne laga
Aur dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
Nida didi bas roye ja rahi thi
Mera lund unki choot ke khoon se san chuka tha
Main mauka dekhke ek aur dhakka maara
Aur utaar Diya apna Lund unki boor mein
Nida didi phirse rone lagi
Main unhein shant karne ki koshish karne laga
Nida..ab dard kam hai
Tu ab mujhe chod
Bana le mujhe apni
Janse sonam ne mujhe bataya tha
Ki tu kitna achcha chudai karta hai
Main tujhse chudne ke liye beqarar thi

Aur phir main apni speed badha diya

Nida didi har dhakke pe cheekh padti
Main poori speed mein unhen chode ja raha tha
Nida..deva itna jor se bhi mat chod
Ki meri choot ka bhosda ban jaaye
Main..kyun maza nahi aaraha hai
Nida..bahut aaraha hai
Uii maa meri choot ki dhajjiya uda raha hai
Tera lund

Nida didi ki choot itni tight thi
Ki mera lund badi mushkil se andar bahar ho raha tha
Lekin maza bhi bahut aaraha tha
Main kuchh der tak nida didi ko chodta raha
Aur phir woh jhadne lagi
Uske baad main unki choot se lund nikaala
Aur apne lund ko aur unki choot ko saaf kiya
Phir main unhein ghodi banne ko bola
Aur unhein ghodi banake chodne laga

Aise hi main bahut der tak unhein alag position mein chodta raha
Last mein woh rone lagi
Unhein rota hua dekh
Main apna lund unki choot se nikaal liya
Aur unke munh mein daal diya
Woh mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
Jab tak main jhad nahi gaya
Woh mera saara cum gatak gayi
Uske baad main thodi der letke apni saanso ko control karne laga
Main time dekha
Toh pata chala pichhle ek ghante se main unhen chod raha tha
Phir main unhein bathroom mein leke gaya
Geaser on kiya
Phir room mein aake bed sheet change kiya
Aur phir bedsheet ko bathroom mein leke aaya
Phir main towels bhigoya garam paani mein
Aur nida didi ki choot ko sekne laga
Nida.. tu rehne de main kar lungi
Main..are aap aaram se baitho
Abhi toh poori raat aapko chodni hai
Nida..tu toh mujhe maar hi dega
Main..Chudai se kaun marta hai
Nida..aaj rehne de
Phir Kabhi jitna man chahe chod lena

Main hansne laga
Uske baad main unhein bed pe laake lita diya
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Nida..tu kitna achcha hai
Main..aap bhi toh achchi ho
Mujhe apni seal todne diya Aapne

Nida sharma gayi
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur meri aur nida Didi dono ki gaand fat gayi
Humare saamne salma aunty khadi thi
Salma aunty ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Salma..harami kutte
Maine tujhe Apna beta samjha
Aur tune mere hi ghar ki izzat ko taar taar kar diya
Aaj tu yahan se zinda nahi jaayega
Aur tu kalmuhi poth Diya na humare munh pe kaalik
Kaash main tujhe tere paida hote hi maar deti

Salma aunty ka gussa dekhke
Main kaanpne laga
Behenchod yeh kaisi beemaari hai
Laanat hai jab dekho behosh hone lagta hoon
Aur phir main Behosh ho gaya

Deva ke behosh hote hi main lapka
Aur salma ko pakadke gate lock kar diya
Salma..harami chhod mujhe
Kutte chhod de mujhe

Main salma ko bed pe dhakel diya
Salma ki najar mere
Matlab deva ke lund pe padi
Salma..suuwar ke bachche
Teri yeh himmat

Nida kuchh bolne ki haalat mein nahi thi
Kyunki use pata tha
Ki ab woh zinda nahi bachegi

Main salma ke paas pahunch gaya
Salma ghabra gayi
Main use lagatar do thappad maara
Main..yeh dono thappad
Mujhe harami aur mere baap ko pig bolne ke liye tha
Ab yeh batao
Ki tumhari beti nida baaligh hai ki nahi
Salma..tune mujhpe hath uthaya
Mere shauhar tujhe zinda gaad denge

Main ek aur thappad maara salma ko
Woh rone lagi
Main..jo puchh raha hoon
Uska jawab do
Salma..haan hai meri beti baaligh
Lekin isse mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Main.. marzi uski
Marzi meri
Tum beech mein taang adane waali kaun
Salma..woh meri beti hai
Main..toh
Tujhe aur tere husband ko yeh haq kisne diya
Ki tu kisi aur ki zindagi ka faisla kare
Salma..agar teri behen ke sath mera beta aisa karta toh kya karta tu
Main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
Aur tujhe Apne husband ko batana hai
Toh bata de
Lekin yaad rakhna
Nida ko agar kuchh hua
Toh tumhein tumhare husband ko
Aur tumhare bete
Zinda zameen mein gaad dunga

Salma dar se kaanpne lagi
Main Apne kapde pehna
Lekin mujhe pata tha
Ki mere yahan se jaane ke baad
Salma Apne husband ko sab bata degi
Yeh uske chehre pe likha tha
Main..nida apni maa ko nanga karo
Nida..deva
Main..are idiot Yahi ek raasta hai
Salma..jaan se maar dungi
Main..mujhe tumhari maa ki ek nude photo Chahiye
Jiske baad yeh apna munh band rakhkhegi

Aur agar isne aisa nahi kiya
Toh is city ke har wall pe iska poster lagwa dunga
Salma rone lagi
Salma..main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Please mujhe be aabru mat karo
Nida main teri maa hoon
Nida..lekin aap papa ko bata dengi
Aur woh mujhe maar denge
Salma..meri bachchi main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Nida..khaao rafiq ki kasam
Salma..main rafiq ki kasam khati hoon

Main nida ko aankh maar diya
Woh muskura di
Uske baad main nikal gaya
Rafiq ke ghar se

Jab meri aankh khuli toh meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki main ek plane mein tha
Aur plane ka gate khula hua tha
Deva..saale chutiye yeh kya hai
Dev..aaj se tumhari training shuru
Tab tak tumhein trained karunga
Jab tak tum behosh hona band nahi ho jaate
Tab tak tum ghar bhi nahi jaa paaoge
Deva..yeh main nahi karunga
Dev..karna hi hoga
Warna tum kabhi ghar nahi jaa paaoge
Deva..mere sath aisa kyun kar raha hai
Dev..saale madarchod behenchod
Chutiye kal ko kisi ne kajol ka rape kar liya
Toh tu uska kya ukhaad lega


Yeh sunte hi main gusse se paagal ho gaya
Aur plane se kood gaya
Aur apna parachute utaar ke fenk diya
Kyunki mujhe pata tha
Ki meri yeh beemaari kabhi theek nahi hogi
Main zindagi bhar kayar hi rahunga
Kya fayda aisi zindagi jee ke
Dev..yeh kya kiya
Ab hum dono mar jaayenge
Deva..tujhe meri maa behno ko gaali nahi deni chahiye the

Mujhe sochna chahiye tha
Lekin ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe agar aise hi marna hota
Toh main kabka mar chuka hota
Lekin maine aaj bhi zinda hoon
Mujhe deva ko bachana hoga
Main use aise marne nahi de sakta
Mujhe samjhna chahiye tha ki deva kitna emotional type hai
Shayad mujhe aaj koshish karni Chahiye
Kya pata meri powers wapas aajaye
Aur main apni aankhein band kiya
aur cheek pada....

Ye kya Hua iske paas bhi power maza aayenga

 

[Sanju]

Mast update bhai to Dev ke pas power bhi hai

 

[shakti the fighter]

super se upar ka update bhai maza agaya

 

[Ayush2017]

Awesome

 

[Raja thakur]

Awesome updates

 

[Iron Man]

UPDATE 7
Abe kahan hai
Dev..kya hua
Deva..abe behoshi ki dawa kaunsi hoti hai
Dev..mujhse kyun puchh rahe ho
Deva..abe main medicine shop pe jaaunga
Aur bolunga ki mujhe behoshi ki dawa Chahiye
Toh saale police ko phone kar denge
Dev..waah plan tum banao
Aur successful main karu
Deva..tujhe bhi toh chudai karne ko milegi
Dev..theek hai

Pehle main gaya ek cyber cafe mein
Wahan se ek prescription print kiya
Uske baad main uspe deva ka naam likha
Aur phir jo medicine leni thi
Woh likha
Deva..waah tu toh doctor ki tarah likhta hai
Dev..ek assassin ko sab kuchh seekhna padta hai

Phir main medicine shop pe gaya
Jahan se main woh medicine le liya
Dev..ab tumhein pata hai
Ki aage kya karna hai
Deva..pata hai

Main nida didi ke paas gaya
Aur unhein woh medicine diya
Deva..aapko yeh doodh ke patile mein daalna hai
Nida..yeh toh main kar dungi
Lekin isse koi khatra toh nahi hai na

Koi khatra nahi hai
Tum use bol do
Deva..nahi didi yeh sirf neend ki dawai hai
Nida..tu kabse itna bahadur ho gaya
Deva..aapki khubsurti ne bana diya hai

Nida didi sharma gayi
Main uske baad rafiq ke room mein aagaya
Rafiq..kahan gaya tha
Main..gand marwane
Rafiq..saale
Main..uncle ne tujhe kuchh nahi kaha
Tera results dekhke
Rafiq..nahi
Unhone kaha ki is saal main achche se padhai karu
Main.. uncle toh bahut achche hain

Abe saale poore din dono hath upar karke khada karwaya tha
Rafiq ne socha

Nida didi ne doodh ke bartan mein woh dawai daal di
Raat mein salma aunty sabko doodh ka glass pakda ke chali gayi
Rafiq..ek toh is randi ko roz peena padta hai
Main..pee chup karke
Rafiq..saale tu toh khud doodh nahi peeta hai
Main..aandu jaldi pee
Teri biwi chodu

Rafiq munh banake doodh peene laga
Aur kareeb aadhe ghante baad sab ghode bechke so gaye
Main nida didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Woh mujhe dekhke muskura di
Main..toh aap tayyar hain
Nida..barso se

Main nida didi ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur unhein kiss karne laga
Woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
Main apna hath unke ass pe rakh diya
Aur unhen kiss karte hue dabane laga
Nida didi aahein bharne lagi
Kuch der unhein kiss karne ke baad
Main unhein dekhne laga
Sachmein nida didi bahut khubsurat thi
Main..aap bahut khubsurat ho
Nida..yeh tu sirf is liye bol raha hai na
Ki aaj tu meri chudai karega
Main..nahi sachmein aap bahut khubsurat ho
Nida..yeh toh achchi baat hai

Uske baad main nida ko kiss karne laga
Phirse
Aur sath mein uske kapde bhi utaarne laga
Woh bhi mere kapde utaarne lagi
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
behenchod kya maal thi
Nida didi
Ek dum patli dubli
Choot pe halke halke baal the
Choot ke hont aapas mein sate hue the
Nida..aise kya dekh raha hai
Main..aap virgin ho
Nida..agar nahi hui toh
Main..main kaunsa hoon

Yeh bolke main nida didi ko bed pe lita diya
Kitni sexy dikh rahi thi nida didi

Woh mujhe Apne paas aane ka ishara ki
Main uske upar aagaya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Sath mein uske boobs bhi dabane laga
Kitne mulayam the unke boobs
Main dono bade pyar se daba raha tha
Nida..bas aise hi daba deva
Main kabse tadap rahi thi
Ki koi mere sath aisa kare
Main..ab maim roz aapko pyar karunga didi
Nida..kar lena deva
Main roz tera wait karungi

Kuchh der unhein kiss karne ke baad
Main unke boobs chusne laga
Pehle right waale ko chusa phir left waale ko
Nida didi yeh sab nahi seh paayi
Aur jhadne lagi

Main unke boobs ko chusne ke baad
Unke pet ko chumne laga
Uske baad main apni jubaan unki naabhi mein daal diya
Nida..aah deva bahut achcha lag raha hai
Uff tu toh mujhe paagal kar dega

Kuchh der naabhi ko chusne aur chaatne ke baad main uski choot ko dekhne laga
Nida.. tujhe jaldi nahi ho rahi hai
Main..kis baat ki
Nida..meri freinds kehti hain
Ki ladke bahut jyada excited ho jaate hain
Unhein sirf apne maze se matlab hota hai
Main.. har kisi ka apna apna andaz hota hai

Yeh bolke main choot ke dono faanko ko faila diya

Aur apni jubaan uski choot mein daalke khuredne laga
Nida didi machalne lagi
Main unki choot ke har hisse ko chusne laga
Chaatne laga

Kuchh hi der mein nida didi jhad gayi
Main uske baad let gaya
Nida didi uthi
Aur meri taango ke beech mein aake baith gayi
Nida..yeh itna bada kyun hai
Main..mujhe kya pata
Nida.. Dekh toh dono mutthi mein bhi nahi aaraha hai
Main..chuso na
Nida.. chusti hoon na
Ajeeb lagta hai

Nida didi apni jubaan nikaali aur mere lund ko chaatne lagi
Main madhosh ho gaya
Uske baad unhone apna munh khola
Aur gap se mere lund ko apne munh mein leke chusne lagi

Main uske sar ko sehlane laga
Main..bas aise hi chusti raho didi
Bahut achche se chus rahi ho aap
Bas aise hi

Nida..tera lund bahut bada hai
Itna bada toh filmo mein hota hai
Main.. kaunsi film
Nida.. porn
Main..aap porn dekhti ho
Nida..kabhi kabhi
Kyun tu nahi dekhta
Main..nahi
Nida..iska matlab teri koi gf hai
Main..nahi hai
Nida..toh sonam kaun hai
Main..kya matlab
Nida.. matlab yeh ki mujhe pata hai
Ki tu sonam ke sath chudai kar chuka hai
Main..sonam didi bhi na
Nida..tujhe dar nahi lagta
Main..kis baat ka
Nida..kahin sonam ne teri didi ko bata diya toh
Main..nahi
Aap lund chuso na
Phir balls bhi chusna

Kuchh der nida didi mere lund ko chusti rahi
Phir mere balls ko chusne lagi
Main..aapke munh ko chod loon
Nida..chod le

Main khada hua
Aur apna lund nida didi ke munh mein daalke
Unke sar ko pakadke chodne laga
Lekin pyar se
Jisse unhein dard na ho

Kuchh der unke munh ko chodne ke baad
Main unhein lita diya
Nida.. pehle oil laga le

Main oil ki bottle uthaya
Aur apne lund pe daal diya
Aur nida didi ki choot pe bhi
Nida didi ghabrane lagi
Main unki kamar ko pakda
Aur ek dhakka maara
Supada andar chala gaya
Nida didi ko dard hone laga
Main ek aur dhakka maara
Nida didi ki seal toot te hi
Unki cheekh nikal gayi
Woh rone lagi
Nida..deva bahut dard ho raha hai deva kuchh kar mar gayi main
Mujhe nahi chudna hai
Tu nikaal apna lund

Main nida didi ko kiss karne laga
Aur dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
Nida didi bas roye ja rahi thi
Mera lund unki choot ke khoon se san chuka tha
Main mauka dekhke ek aur dhakka maara
Aur utaar Diya apna Lund unki boor mein
Nida didi phirse rone lagi
Main unhein shant karne ki koshish karne laga
Nida..ab dard kam hai
Tu ab mujhe chod
Bana le mujhe apni
Janse sonam ne mujhe bataya tha
Ki tu kitna achcha chudai karta hai
Main tujhse chudne ke liye beqarar thi

Aur phir main apni speed badha diya

Nida didi har dhakke pe cheekh padti
Main poori speed mein unhen chode ja raha tha
Nida..deva itna jor se bhi mat chod
Ki meri choot ka bhosda ban jaaye
Main..kyun maza nahi aaraha hai
Nida..bahut aaraha hai
Uii maa meri choot ki dhajjiya uda raha hai
Tera lund

Nida didi ki choot itni tight thi
Ki mera lund badi mushkil se andar bahar ho raha tha
Lekin maza bhi bahut aaraha tha
Main kuchh der tak nida didi ko chodta raha
Aur phir woh jhadne lagi
Uske baad main unki choot se lund nikaala
Aur apne lund ko aur unki choot ko saaf kiya
Phir main unhein ghodi banne ko bola
Aur unhein ghodi banake chodne laga

Aise hi main bahut der tak unhein alag position mein chodta raha
Last mein woh rone lagi
Unhein rota hua dekh
Main apna lund unki choot se nikaal liya
Aur unke munh mein daal diya
Woh mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
Jab tak main jhad nahi gaya
Woh mera saara cum gatak gayi
Uske baad main thodi der letke apni saanso ko control karne laga
Main time dekha
Toh pata chala pichhle ek ghante se main unhen chod raha tha
Phir main unhein bathroom mein leke gaya
Geaser on kiya
Phir room mein aake bed sheet change kiya
Aur phir bedsheet ko bathroom mein leke aaya
Phir main towels bhigoya garam paani mein
Aur nida didi ki choot ko sekne laga
Nida.. tu rehne de main kar lungi
Main..are aap aaram se baitho
Abhi toh poori raat aapko chodni hai
Nida..tu toh mujhe maar hi dega
Main..Chudai se kaun marta hai
Nida..aaj rehne de
Phir Kabhi jitna man chahe chod lena

Main hansne laga
Uske baad main unhein bed pe laake lita diya
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Nida..tu kitna achcha hai
Main..aap bhi toh achchi ho
Mujhe apni seal todne diya Aapne

Nida sharma gayi
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur meri aur nida Didi dono ki gaand fat gayi
Humare saamne salma aunty khadi thi
Salma aunty ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Salma..harami kutte
Maine tujhe Apna beta samjha
Aur tune mere hi ghar ki izzat ko taar taar kar diya
Aaj tu yahan se zinda nahi jaayega
Aur tu kalmuhi poth Diya na humare munh pe kaalik
Kaash main tujhe tere paida hote hi maar deti

Salma aunty ka gussa dekhke
Main kaanpne laga
Behenchod yeh kaisi beemaari hai
Laanat hai jab dekho behosh hone lagta hoon
Aur phir main Behosh ho gaya

Deva ke behosh hote hi main lapka
Aur salma ko pakadke gate lock kar diya
Salma..harami chhod mujhe
Kutte chhod de mujhe

Main salma ko bed pe dhakel diya
Salma ki najar mere
Matlab deva ke lund pe padi
Salma..suuwar ke bachche
Teri yeh himmat

Nida kuchh bolne ki haalat mein nahi thi
Kyunki use pata tha
Ki ab woh zinda nahi bachegi

Main salma ke paas pahunch gaya
Salma ghabra gayi
Main use lagatar do thappad maara
Main..yeh dono thappad
Mujhe harami aur mere baap ko pig bolne ke liye tha
Ab yeh batao
Ki tumhari beti nida baaligh hai ki nahi
Salma..tune mujhpe hath uthaya
Mere shauhar tujhe zinda gaad denge

Main ek aur thappad maara salma ko
Woh rone lagi
Main..jo puchh raha hoon
Uska jawab do
Salma..haan hai meri beti baaligh
Lekin isse mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Main.. marzi uski
Marzi meri
Tum beech mein taang adane waali kaun
Salma..woh meri beti hai
Main..toh
Tujhe aur tere husband ko yeh haq kisne diya
Ki tu kisi aur ki zindagi ka faisla kare
Salma..agar teri behen ke sath mera beta aisa karta toh kya karta tu
Main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
Aur tujhe Apne husband ko batana hai
Toh bata de
Lekin yaad rakhna
Nida ko agar kuchh hua
Toh tumhein tumhare husband ko
Aur tumhare bete
Zinda zameen mein gaad dunga

Salma dar se kaanpne lagi
Main Apne kapde pehna
Lekin mujhe pata tha
Ki mere yahan se jaane ke baad
Salma Apne husband ko sab bata degi
Yeh uske chehre pe likha tha
Main..nida apni maa ko nanga karo
Nida..deva
Main..are idiot Yahi ek raasta hai
Salma..jaan se maar dungi
Main..mujhe tumhari maa ki ek nude photo Chahiye
Jiske baad yeh apna munh band rakhkhegi

Aur agar isne aisa nahi kiya
Toh is city ke har wall pe iska poster lagwa dunga
Salma rone lagi
Salma..main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Please mujhe be aabru mat karo
Nida main teri maa hoon
Nida..lekin aap papa ko bata dengi
Aur woh mujhe maar denge
Salma..meri bachchi main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Nida..khaao rafiq ki kasam
Salma..main rafiq ki kasam khati hoon

Main nida ko aankh maar diya
Woh muskura di
Uske baad main nikal gaya
Rafiq ke ghar se

Jab meri aankh khuli toh meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki main ek plane mein tha
Aur plane ka gate khula hua tha
Deva..saale chutiye yeh kya hai
Dev..aaj se tumhari training shuru
Tab tak tumhein trained karunga
Jab tak tum behosh hona band nahi ho jaate
Tab tak tum ghar bhi nahi jaa paaoge
Deva..yeh main nahi karunga
Dev..karna hi hoga
Warna tum kabhi ghar nahi jaa paaoge
Deva..mere sath aisa kyun kar raha hai
Dev..saale madarchod behenchod
Chutiye kal ko kisi ne kajol ka rape kar liya
Toh tu uska kya ukhaad lega


Yeh sunte hi main gusse se paagal ho gaya
Aur plane se kood gaya
Aur apna parachute utaar ke fenk diya
Kyunki mujhe pata tha
Ki meri yeh beemaari kabhi theek nahi hogi
Main zindagi bhar kayar hi rahunga
Kya fayda aisi zindagi jee ke
Dev..yeh kya kiya
Ab hum dono mar jaayenge
Deva..tujhe meri maa behno ko gaali nahi deni chahiye the

Mujhe sochna chahiye tha
Lekin ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe agar aise hi marna hota
Toh main kabka mar chuka hota
Lekin maine aaj bhi zinda hoon
Mujhe deva ko bachana hoga
Main use aise marne nahi de sakta
Mujhe samjhna chahiye tha ki deva kitna emotional type hai
Shayad mujhe aaj koshish karni Chahiye
Kya pata meri powers wapas aajaye
Aur main apni aankhein band kiya
aur cheek pada....