Incest DARINDA 2 ( THE DAREDEVIL )

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UPDATE 2
Agle din main utha
Aur ready ho gaya college jaane ke liye
Neha mere room mein aayi
Aur mere gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Kuchh der baad mummy bhi aayi
Aur gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Main Phir apni bike uthaya
Aur nisha mere peechhe baith gayi
Koi bhi humein dekhta
Toh samajhta ki hum bf gf hain
Itna chipakti thi mujhse woh
Uske baad main use school chhoda
Ab usne kya kiya
Ki mujhe hont pe kiss karke chali gayi
Main pahunch gaya college
Tabhi mere bagal se ek car zoom karke gayi
Main bhi dauda diya apni bike uske peeche
Aur kuchh der mein us car ko peechhe chhod diya
Behenchod jab main normal tha
Tab 40 se jyada speed meri bike ki hoti hi nahi thi
Lekin ab main maximum speed pe ja raha tha
Badla bahut meetha hota hai
Jitna wait karoge badla lene ka maza hi utna aata
Toh us car ko ek ladki drive kar rahi thi
Uski jhaantein sulag gayi
Jab main uski car ke aage pahunch gaya


Kuchh hi der mein main college mein tha


Woh Dekh loser is back
Raveena ravi se boli


Ravi ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
Uski jhaantein sulag gayi


Ravi ke group mein do ladke the
Aur do ladki
Raveena ravi ki gf thi
Aur sheena aman ki gf


Teeno pakke madarchod the
College ko Apne baap ki jaagir samajhte the


Main Apne class ki taraf badh hi raha tha


Tabhi main dekha
Woh chaaro mere PEECHHE aarahe hain
Main seedha college ki chhat pe pahunch gaya


Aur unka chaaro ka wait karne laga
Woh chaaro upar aaye
Aur gate lock kar diya
Taaki koi upar na aajaye


Aur loser itne din tak coma mein kya kar raha tha
Ravi bola


Kya kar raha hoga bhai
Apni gand marvane ke alawa
Aman hanste hue bola


Tum chaaro ko mujhse problem kya hai
Main bola


Humein teri yeh loser waali shakal pasand nahi hai
Raveena boli


Isi liye agar tu humse bachna chahta hai
Toh yeh college chhod de
Sheena boli


Unki baate sunke mujhe itni jor se hansi aayi
Aur main hansne laga
In madarchodo se main darta tha
Saalo ko ek hath maaru
Apni amma ke bhosde mein chale jaye wapas


Mujhe hansta hua dekh un chaaro ki jhaantein sulag gayi


Aur ravi ne aage badhke mere Collar pakad liya


Saala. Hansta. Hai
Behenchod


Ravi ne itna hi bola tha
Ki main apni mutthi kas liya
Aur maara uske pet ke mein


Uske munh se jhaag nikalne laga
Ravi wohin apna pet pakad ke baith gaya
Uski yeh haalat dekhke
Aman ne position le li
Use martial arts aata tha


Aur jaise hi usne mujhe kick maarne ki koshish ki
Saala sab kuchh slow motion mein dikh raha tha
Waise mere andar super strength nahi thi
Lekin mujhe insaano ke kamzori kahan kahan hai
Aur kahan kahan maarne se kitna dard hoga yeh pata tha


Toh main wahan se hat gaya
Aur apni kohni aman ki reed ki haddi pe de maara
Aman ki cheekh bhi nahi saka
Kyunki sab jaante hain
Ki reed ki haddi mein chot lagne ke baad awaj Nahi nikalti
Aman wohi ludak ke tadapne laga


Main thook fenka
Aur aman ke sar pe pair rakhkhe bola


Chaat madarchod
Agar nahi chaata toh itni jor se tere sar pe laat maarunga
Ki khopdi fat jaayegi
Aman rote hue thook chaatne laga


Yeh dekhke raveena aur sheena
Dono chhinaal
Jinhone kapde bhi itne umda pehen rakhkhe the
Unko gaand fat gayi


Aur mera lund tan tana ke khada ho gaya


Toh randiyo kya khyal hai tumhara
Tumhein bhi inki tarah gaand marwani hai
Main bola


You bastard
Tameez se baat kar
Tujhe pata nahi hai.ki main commissioner ki beti hoon
Raveena tilmilate hue boli


Ek baar Apne papa ko phone kar dunga na
Toh Zindagi bhar jail mein rahega
Sheena ghabrate hue boli


Phone toh tab karegi na
Jab tujhe mauka dunga


Yeh bolke main undono ka gala pakadke deewaar se sata diya


Woh dono chhutne ki koshish karne lagi
Lekin unka gala badi jor se daba rakhkha tha


Please bhadra mujhe maaf kar de
Ab main kabhi tujhe Pareshaan nahi karungi
Raveena rote hue boli


Lekin sheena randi ko toh charbi chadhi thi
Usne Apna ghutna mere aando pe de maara
Lekin mujhe dard nahi hua
Aur main use dekhke hansne laga


Raveena ko rota hua dekh main uska gala chhod diya
Woh neeche baithke khansne lagi


Mera ab poora dhyan ab sheena pe tha
Main sheena ke gale ko pakadte hue
Use gahseet te hue chhat ke kinaare pe leke aaya
Sheena ko jaise hi ehsaas hua
Ki main use chhat ke neeche fenkne wala hoon
Woh mere pair pakadke rone lagi


Please bhadra maaf kar de
Mujhe maaf kar de
Main ab kabhi kisi ko Pareshaan nahi karungi
Please bhadra i am sorry


Uski sorry sunke main use chhod diya
Waise gusse mein maine bola tha
Ki inhein Patak patak ke chodunga
Lekin mujhe khud rape se nafrat thi
Isi liye main nahi kar sakta tha yeh sab


Phir bhi main socha thoda masti kar hi leta hoon


Ek shart pe maaf karunga


Yeh sunke sheena ghabra gayi
Ab woh bhi wohi soch rahi thi
Jaisa aaap log soch rahe ho


Chinta mat kar teri boor Nahi chahiye
Bas Apne doodh dikha de
Bahut dino se man tha tere doodh ko dekhne ka


Yeh sunke sheena soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir usne jo bhi upar pehna hua tha
Use utaar di
Aur Phir dheere dheere Apni bra bhi utaar di
Aaj zindagi mein pehli behenchod kisi ke doodh asliyat mein Dekha tha main
Man kiya pakad ke masal doon
Lekin phir main peechhe hat gaya


Chal ab apni bra de
Roz muth maarunga
Ismein
Main bola


Yeh sunke sheena jhenp gayi
Aur mujhe apni bra de di
Main use Apne bag mein daal diya


Uske baad main sheena ki ek photo kheench liya


Chal ab kapde pehen le
Aur sun mujhe pata hai ki tera baap mla hai
Agar kabhi use bataya
Toh yeh photo net pe daal dunga


Yeh sunke sheena mujhe ek baar dekhi
Aur phir Apne kapde pehen li


Uske baad meri najar
Ravi aur aman pe padi


Sun bhi laude ke baal
Aaj ke baad agar kabhi mujhe aankh bhi uthake dekha hai
Toh teri amma chod ke tera bhai paida kar dunga
Bhaag yahan se madarchod


Aman aur ravi tadapte hue khade ho gaye
Aur Phir wahan se chale gaye
Phir main sheena ko bhi jaane ko bol diya


Tabhi raveena bhi jaane lagi


Tu kahan ja rahi hai
Khadi reh yahin pe
Maina bola


Raveena ke pair wohin jam gaye


Tune hi mujhe pelwaya tha na
Apne yaar se
Ab bol tujhe kya saza doon
Main bola


Dekh bhadra maine jo kiya galat kiya
Lekin mera rape karke tujhe kya milega
Raveena rote hue boli


. bhosdi badi maar maarunga
Main kab bola ki tera rape karunga
Chal apni panty utaar ke de
Main bola


Meri baat sunke raveena buri tarah se chaunk gayi
Aur mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi


Bhosdi jaldi se de de
Warna Phir bina lund chuswaye jaane nahi dunga


Yeh sunke raveena ki gaand fat gayi
Ab usne mini skirt pehen rakhkhi thi
Toh woh sharmate hue apna hath apni skirt ke andar le gayi
Aur apni panty neeche karti gayi
Uske baad usne panty meri taraf badha di


Main panty ko le liya
Aur use smell karne laga


Haaye kya khushbu hai
Jaa ab mujhe muth maarna hai


Yeh sunke raveena mujhe ek baar dekhi
Aur phir chali gayi
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki saali gate pe hi khadi hoke Dekh rahi hai
Ki main aage kya karta hoon


Toh main Apni pant neeche kiya
Behenchod
Ho Gaya tha itna bada mera lauda
Bana deta kisi ki bhi boor ka bhosda


Jaise hi raveena ki najar mere lund pe padi
Uski saans hi atak gayi
Mai. Uski panty ko smell karte hue
Muth maarne laga
Aatma nirbhar banne ka ek alag hi maja hota hai


Raveena yeh dekhke bhaag gayi wahan se
Main Phir apni class mein aagaya
Jahan mujhe amrita dikhi
Mere bade chacha ki sabse chhoti beti
Jo mujhe bahut pyar karti thi
Usne ek baar mujhe proposed bhi kiya tha
Lekin main tha fattu
Use mana kar diya
Yeh bolke ki hum cousins hain
Us din aaj tak kabhi amrita mujhse baat nahi ki
Main uske paas jaake baith gaya
Yeh dekhke woh shocked ho gayi
Ki main aur uske paas baitha hoon


Main uski taraf dekha
Aur use hi bola


Woh aur jyada chaunk gayi
Lekin uska chehra mujhe bata raha tha
Ki woh Kitni khush hai


Kuchh der baad madam aagayi
Aur padhane lagi
Ab main us tarah ka tharki nahi tha
Ki har ladki aur aurat ko dekhke aahein bharu


Kuchh der tak woh humein padhati rahi
Phir nayi teacher aagaye padhane


Jaise hi recess time hua
Main canteen mein aagaya
Aur do samose mangwaye
Behenchod kya samose the
Yeh canteen waale kabse itna achcha samosa banane lage


Do aur mangwaya main
Phir uske baad do aur
Phir uske baad do aur


Aisa karte karte 20 samose kha gaya main
Aur uske baad apna pet sehlane laga
Tabhi meri najar amrita pe padi
Jo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
Main use dekhke smile paas kiya
Woh bhi smile paas ki
Yaar khubsurat toh thi saali


Tabbi mere kaano mein kisi ki cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga


Tabhi main canteen ke bahar aagaya
Aur class room mein ghus gaya
Aur Phir apni ring ko touch kiya
Aisa karte hi main wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan se cheekhne ki awaj aarahi thi
Ek aadmi ek ladki ko daboche hua tha
Aur uske kapde faadne ki koshish kar raha tha
Yeh dekhke main ghsse se paagal ho gaya


Madarchod
Main cheekh pada


Us aadmi aur us ladki ki najar mujhpe padi
Jaise hi us aadmi ne mujhe dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Woh ladki aake mujhse lipat gayi


Mujhe bachal lijiye
Yeh meri izzat loot rahe hain
Woh ladki ki age koi 20 saal ki hogi


Isse pehle ki woh madarchod kuchh karta
Main maara uski aando pe laat
Aur tab tak maarta raha
Jab tak woh behosh nahi ho gaya


Tabhi main us ladki ki taraf dekha
Main ise maar daalna chahti hoon
Ladki boli


Rehne de ek insaan ko maarne ke baad insaniyat khatam ho jaati hai
Waise bhi ab woh kabhi baap nahi ban paayega
tu yahan kar kya rahi hai
Main bola


Meri mom yahan maid hain
Aaj unki tabiyat kharab ho gayi
Toh mujhe aana pada
Aaj iske ghar mein koi nahi tha
Toh isne mujhe daboch liya
Aur meri izzat lootne ki koshish karne laga
Woh rote hue boli


Apna pata bata
Main bola


Usne jaise hi mujhe apna pata bataya
Main uska hath pakadke gayab ho gaya
Aur woh jahan rehti thi
Wahan se thodi doori pe pahunch gaya
Jahan koi nahi tha


Isse pehle ki woh kuchh aur bolti main gayab ho Gaya
Aur wapas college aagaya
Yeh kya hai bhosdika yeh ring toh mujhe superhero bana di hai


Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe apna mission shuru kar dena Chahiye
Neha aur amrita ko toh main bhadra banke hi
Pata sakta hoon
Lekin baaki sabko bhi toh patana hai


Main Apna face change kiya
Aur Phir teleport hoke wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan meri raw agent behen aarushi thi
Jo ki Berlin mein kisi pe najar rakh rahi thi....

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UPDATE 3

Toh main us aadmi se takra gaya gidne ke bahane
Aur use touch bhi kar diya
Madarchod bomb banake supply karta tha
Thodi der mein hi kisi isi waale ko bomb bechne waala tha
Inki maa ko chodu
Uske gurads ne mujhe dhakka de Diya


Main aarushi ke bagal mein jaake baith gaya
Aur ek drink order kiya
Aarushi meri taraf dekhi tak nahi
Uski kamar mein gun tha

Waise Berlin ki kaun si jagah aapko sabse jyada Pasand hai
Main bola

Aarushi chaunk gaya
Aur mujhe dekhne lagi

Shakal se main indian hi lag raha tha

Do i know you
Aarushi mujhe ghurte hue boli

No
Maine bas aapko dekha
Toh pata chala ki aap Indian ho
Toh socha thodi der baat karke time pass kar leta hoon
Main bola

Mujhe tum se baat nahi karni hai
Mujhe disturb mat karo
Aarushi serious hote hue boli
Aur phir wapas apni najar us aadmi pe gada di

Ek toh us madarchod ko chhuke mera dimaag satka hua tha
Usne jindagi mein jitne achche kaam kiye the
Sab mujhe dikhne lage
Aur jitne galat kaam kiye the woh sab bhi

Aur jaise hi maine dekha uske bombs ne
kayi masum bachcho ki bhi jaan li thi

Waise toh maine socha tha
Ki khoon nahi karunga
Lekin yeh ring mujhe uksa rahi thi
Woh chahti thi
Ki main khoon karu
Aur main khud us madarchod ko marna chahta tha
Maine aarushi ki kamar se gun nikaala
Aur lagaya nishaana us aadmi ki khopdi pe
Trigger daba diya
Uska bheja fat gaya
Aarushi shocked reh gayi
Uske gurads chaaro taraf dekhne lage
Tabhi unhein main dikha gun ke sath
Jaise hi unhone mujhpe gun taani
Main aarushi ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Berlin television tower ke andar the hum
Aarushi chaaro taraf najrein ghumake dekh rahi thi
Tabhi usne mujhe dekha
Aur mujhe punch maarne ki koshish ki
Main bach gaya

Yeh kya kar rahi ho
Dimaag toh thèek hai tumhara
Main bola

You bastard
Tumne use kyun maar diya
I will kill you
Mujhe Pata lagana tha
Ki woh apne bomb ka formula
Kise bechne waala tha
Aarushi boli

Are toh ismein hath paon chalane ki kya jarurat hai
Main jaanta hoon
Ki kaun woh formula khareedne waala tha
Main bola

Aarushi bina kuchh sune mujhpe punch aur kick barsaye ja rahi thi
Woh toh achcha hai mujhe sab slow motion mein dikh raha tha

Aarushi jhunjla gayi
Mere sabar ka baandh toot ta ja raha tha

Dekho agar tum nahi ruki
Toh bahut maarunga
Phir mat kehna ki ladki pe hath uthaya hai maine
Main bola

Bring it on
Asshole
Aarushi boli

Punch maarunga toh kutti ko jyada chot lagega
Dard toh iske boor ko dena hai
Sharir ko nahi

Toh jaise hi mujhe mauka mila
Main maara ek thappad amrita ke gaalo pe
Paancho ungliyo ke nishaan
Uske gaal pe utar gaye
Aarushi chakra ke gid padi

Ab kyunki jis aadmi ko maine maara tha
Use judo aur karate bhi aata tha
Toh mera hath bilkul usi ki tarah ho gaya tha

Aarushi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekhne lagi
Chalo achcha hai royi nahi
Warna aaj kal ki madarzaat ladki
Khud ladko pe hath utha dengi
Lekin jab ladke palatke unpe hath uthayenge
Toh bolengi
Main ladki hoon
Mard ladkiyo pe hath nahi uthate
Are bhosdi jab equality ki baat karti hai
Toh Phir yeh randi rona kyun

Aarushi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
Uska saara fitoor nikaal diya tha
Mere ek thappad ne

Main uske bagal mein baith gaya

Kaun ho tum
Aur hum wahan se yahan kaise pahunch gaye

Woh sab chhodo
Main tumhein har us aadmi ka naam bataunga
Jinhein jonas ne Apne bomb ka formula becha tha
Jaldi se note karo

Aarushi yeh sunke shocked ho gayi
Lekin woh koi risk nahi lena chahti thi
Isi liye usne apne coat ki jeb se ek notebook nikaala
Usmein ek pen bhi tha
Aur phir main use batata gaya
Aur woh note karti gayi

Bas itne hi hain
Main use dekhte hue bola

Main kaise maan loon
Ki tum sach bol rahe ho
Aarushi boli

Lets see
Agar meri baat sach nikli
Toh tum mere sath date pe chalogi
Agar jhuth nikli
Toh tum kuchh bhi mujhse puchh sakti ho
Main uski ankho mein dekhte hue bola

Agar jhuth nikli
Toh mujhe raw se hi nikaal denge
Yeh mera pehla solo mission tha
Aarushi boli

Don't worry my dear
Main tumhare sath hoon

Yeh bolke main wapas college ki chhat pe aagaya
Chalo is saali pe toh dore daal diye

Mujhe yahan se gaye hue 1 ghanta hua tha
Ab pehle din hi sab kuchh toh nahi ho sakta
20 saal intezaar kiya
Thoda aur sahi

Main dekha abhi bhi time hai
Kya karu kisse milu jaake
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Lekin kis tarah se
Police officer banke milu
Ya criminal banke
Yes criminal sahi rahega

Toh main ek gunde ke roop mein aagaya
Ab south Indian waala nahi
Wohi legend Apne vaastav le sanjay dutt waala
Kurta pyjama
Gale mein sone ki chain
Dono kaan mein baali
Hath mein anguthi toh thi hi
Ab acp madam ka office tha
Head quarters mein
Toh main acp madam ke office mein pahunch gaya
Teleport hoke
Jaise hi unhone mujhe. Dekha
Chaunk gayi

Tum yahan kaise aaye
Aarohi boli

Tabhi uske office mein ek hawaldaar aaya
Main maara uski kanpatti pe
Aarohi ne apni gun nikaalke
Mujhpe taan di

Ghutno ke bal baith jao
Apne dono hath Apne sar ke peechhe rakh lo
Jaldi karo
Agar hile toh shoot kar dungi

Main waisa hi kiya
Mujhe pata tha saali badi harami hai
Thokegi jarur

Uske baad aarohi ne hawaldaar ko bola
Ki mujhe hathkadi lagane ko
Lekin bechare hawaldaar ki maiyya chud gayi thi
Kaan jhan jhana raha tha bechare ka

Ram Singh cuff him
Aarohi use ghurte hue boli

Ram Singh bechare ko ab thoda thoda sunayi de raha tha
Ram Singh ne mujhe cuff kiya
Aur mujhe lock up mein le jaake band kar diya
Kuchh der baad aarohi aayi lock up ke andar
Hath mein ek bada sa danda liye
Apni topi ko table pe rakh di

Main khada tha
Mere hath upar the jo ki bandhe hue the

Sun be kutte
Jaldi se bata
Yahan aane ka tera maqsad kya hai
Kyunki tere finger prints aur face humare database mein nahi hai
Iska matlab tu criminal nahi hai
Toh phir yahan aane ka maqsad kya hai tere
Aarohi boli

Maine suna tha acp madam bahut hot hai
Isi liye socha aapko aake dekh loon

Yeh sunke do hawaldaar munh dabake hansne lage
Aarohi ne unko ghurke dekha
Aur maari ek danda mere seene pe
Gud gudi si hui

Madam hath mein jaan nahi hai kya
Maine suna tha aap bahut buri tarah se 3rd degree torcher deti hain
Lagta hai ab aapko chudi pehen leni Chahiye
Fiqr mat karo
Main leke aaunga chudi
Aur Apne hatho se aapke hatho mein pehnaunga

Meri baat sunke aarohi gusse se paagal ho gayi
Aur mere sharir pe dande barsane lagi
Lekin kuchh hi der mein bechara danda bhi toot gaya

Lagta hai aapka dande mein jaan nahi hai
Isse achcha toh mera danda hai
Kabhi asafal Nahi hota hai
Yeh bolke main aankh maar diya

Aarohi ke sar pe khoon sawar ho gaya
Woh mere aando ko pakdi
Aur itni jor se dabayi
Ki agar koi normal insaan rehta
Toh mar hi jaata tadap tadap ke

Lekin iska ek fayda hua
Ki aarohi ne mere lund ko pakad liya
Aur uski lambai chaudai use mehsus hui
Woh jhatke se Apna hath hata li

Madam yeh galat baat hai
Aapko Kisi bhi criminal ko main part ko touch karne ki permission hai

Chup saale kutte
Tu hai kya
Koi normal insaan rehta toh cheekh cheekh ke apna gala faad chuka hota
Aarohi jhunjlate hue boli

Lagta hai aaj tak aapka paala asli mard se nahi pada hai
koi boyfriend hai ki nahi
Ya abhi tak kunwari ho
Waise mujhe lagta hai aap virgin ho

Aarohi ke juniors ke saamne mein maine aisi baat boli thi
Yeh baat aarohi ke dil mein khanjar ki tarah lagi

Kapde utaaro iske nanga karo saale ko
Aur ek lohe ka rod leke aao
Aarohi cheekhte hue boli

Hawaldaar bhi ghabra gaye aur mujhe nanga karne lage
Ek hawaldaar lohe ka danda le aaya
Behenchod itna mote lohe ka danda tha
Ki aam insaan ko jahan pe lagta
Wahan ki haadi toot jaati

Jaise hi mujhe nanga kiya
Hawaldaar ne
Dono hawaldaar aur aarohi ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya

Behenchod aarohi ko dekhke mera lund waise hi khada ho chuka tha

Abe yeh kya hai
Tu aadmi hai ki jaanwar
Hawaldaar bola

Itna bada toh saale negro ka bhi nahi hota hai
Dusra hawaldaar bola

Shut up
You fools
Aarohi boli

Aur uske baad lohe ka rod le li

Lagta hai pehli baar aap lund dekh rahi ho
Ek baar chhuke dekh lo
Ek lund ko chuune ka ehsaas kya hota hai
Aapko pata chal jaaeyga
Aur aapko yaad aayega ki aap bhi ladki ho
Main muskurate hue bola

You two get the hell out
Aarohi dono hawadaaro se boli

Woh dono nikal liye
Kyunki unhein pata tha
Ki aaj acp madam mujhe jaan se maar dengi
Unhein criminals se sakht nafrat thi

Aarohi ki najar baar baar mere lund pe jaa rahi thi
Yeh soch lo ki randi ki boor mein jaata toh woh bhi behosh ho jaati

Behenchod main bhi soch mein pad gaya
Maine itne saare porn videos dekhein hain
Lekin itna bada toh kisi ka nahi dekha

Aarohi ne apne baal baandhe
Aur dande ko mazbuti se pakad li
Dar toh mujhe lag hi nahi raha tha
Uske baad jo aarohi ne mujhe dande se maarna shuru kiya
Tab tak maarti rahi
Jab tak woh thak nahi gayi
Uske baad table pe baithke
Paani ka glass Apne honto se laga li
Paani ki kuchh boondein uski chin se hoti hui
Uski doodh ki gehrayi mein jaane laga
Yeh dekhke mera lund fad fadane laga

Madam ab mujhe khol do
Dekho aap kitna bhi maar lo
Mujhe dard nahi hone waala
Aur ab mujhe bhi sharam aarahi hai
Main bhi abhi tak Virgin hoon

Yeh sunke pehli baar aarohi ke gaal laal ho gaye
Woh Sharma rahi thi
Lekin phir usne apne aapko control kiya

Ab mera koi mood nahi tha
Time waste karne ka
Mujhe gudiya ko lene school bhi jaana tha
Aarushi ko jab main thappad maara tha
Tab uski ability bhi maine copy kar li thi
Isi liye main Apne hath aasaani se khol liya
Aur isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
Main wahan se teleport ho gaya
Aarohi ki ankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Woh idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main kahan gaya

Wahan se nikalke main pahuncha
College
Jaise hi main ne apna roop liya
Mere kapde mere sharir pe wapas aagaye
Apni bike uthaya
Aur pahunch gaya gudiya ke school

Kuchh der baad woh daudti hui mere paas aagayi
Aur mere peeche baith gayi
Bilkul mujhse chipak ke
Main bike Start kar Diya

Bhaiya ice cream khaani hai
Nisha boli

Theek hai gudiya

Aur uske baad main apni ek bike ice cream parlour ke saamne rok diya
Hum andar chale gaye
Nisha Apne liye aur mere liye ice cream le aayi
Hum dono khaane lage
Tabhi kuchh ladke nisha ko dekhke aahein bharne lage
Mujhe kisi ke man ki baat nahi sunayi deti thi
Isi liye mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki woh kya soch rahe hain
Bas yeh pata tha mujhe
Ki woh nisha ko kis najar se dekh rahe the

Main nisha ko wahan se leke nikal gaya
Aur phir ghar pahunch gaya
Mom abhi office se nahi aayi thi
Didi toh Raat mein aati thi

Main Apne room mein aagaya
Bahut thakawat ho rahi thi
Main so gaya....

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

Awesome update..