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UPDATE:06
Mai shaadi ke liye toh raazi par meri kuch sharte hai,
Uncle aur Aunty: ha beta batao kya sharte hai tumhari
Meri sharte hai ki
1)apki beti pehle drink wagera karti ho toh ab se nahi karegi.
2) ye apna college khatam kar sakti hai par inhe job karna allowed nahi hoga .
3) aaj ke baad mere alava kisi gair mard ka haath aapke sharir ko na chuhe , chae koi bhi ho aapka dost , apka cousin bhai ,yaa aur koi bhi uncle ko chod kar koi bhi allowed nahi hai
4) mai dehej bilkul bhi nahi lunga , humare yaha dahej lena aur dena sakth mana hai ,aur jaise mai rehta hu usi condition mai use bhi rehna hoga.
Aur ek aakhri important baat mera kabhi bhi trust mat todna kyuki mai dusra chance bahut kam logo ko deta hu .
UNcle aunty thodi zijaak ke baad Ankita se baat karke raazi ho jate hai par unki bhi ek sart thi ek jab tak mai apne pairo par khada nahi ho jata tak ankita baccha nahi karegi .mai bhi unki baat ke liye raazi ho jata hu .
Shaadi ka scene mai nahi likh raha kyu woh boring lagega.
Subah ke 7 baj rahe the aur vidai ka time chal raha hai , mai car mai back side par baitha hu aur meri bagal mai ankita baithi hai mere kandhe par sar rahe roo rahi hai aur mai unhe coax de raha hu .aur Shruti didi aage seat pe baith ke humari taraf dekh kar hass rahi hai.
Kareb 10 baje hum Ghar par pauch jate hai aur mai gaadi se uttar kar ghar ki door bell baja ta hu ,aur thodi der mai mummy gate kholti hai aur hume dekh kar shocked ho jati hai aur bolti hai .
Mom: beta tu toh apni badi behan ke saath shaadi attend karne gya tha aur ab khud hi shaadi kar laya.aur zara bahu ka pallu toh hata sir se dekhne de aur dekhne de ki kis pari se shaadi Kari hai .
Ankita apne sir se pallu hatati hai mummy Ankita ko dekh kar bahut khus ho gyi aur boli aaj Zindagi mai pehli baar accha kaam kiya hai tune ankita beti toh mujhe pehle se pasand thi bas apne status ke chalte kabhi mai jikkar nahi chalaya ,par tum dono ki shaadi kaise ho gyi phir hum mummy ko sab samjate hai ki kaise kaise kya hua . Thodi der baad mai apne room mai jakar soo jata hu aur woh tino baaton mai lag jati hai.
Mummy : bahu suno ab tum bhi meri dusari beti ki tarah ho mai tumhe saas ki tarah nahi maa ki tarah feel karaungi.
Ankita bhi emotional ho kar mummy ke lag jati hai .
Shruti didi : are apni dusri beti ke aate hi apni pehli beti ko bhula diya
Mummy : beta mujhe kahi se jalan ki buh aa rahi hai .
Aur teeno hasne lag jati hai .
Thodi der baad mummy Ankita se thodi serious face se bolti hai beta waise toh humara ladka (tumhara pati ) bahut shaant swabhav ka par woh thoda sensitive bhi bahut hai ek baar kisi admi party se uska trust toot je toh woh badi mushkil se kisi pe dusri baar trust karta .apne idols ka bahut pakka hai .
Ankita : haa mummy ji mai dhyan rakhungi
Mummy : beta ek aur baat uska agle mahine collage entrance ka exam hai aur tab tak tum log sex mat karna , woh karna chae toh mana kar dena toh woh maan jayega .
Ankita : sharmate hue ji mummy ji mai khyal rakhungi.
Shaam ko mai soo kar jaagta hu khana khaa kar mai ghumne nikal jata hu phir aadhe ghante walk ke baad mai naha dhokar apni sughraat ke liye khushi tayaar hone lagta hu (par is bhen ke lode ko kya pata iski mummy nai iski fielding set kar rakhi hai
) .
Mai jaise hi room ke gate par paucha waha mujhe meri behan mujhe rok kar mujse paise mangne lag jati hai mai use 500 rupaye dekar bhaga deta hu . Phir mai gate kholta hu toh Mera dimag confuse ho jata hai kyoki Ankita normal kapde mai tv dekh rahi thi .
Mai apne man mai ( bhenchodd movies mai toh aisa nahi hota usmai toh dulhan tayare hokar ghughat oodh kar doodh ke gilas ke saath tayiyar reh ti hai aur yaha par Aisa kuch nahi hai )
Phir mai room mai jakar aachanak se Ankita ko pichee se ekdum se hug kar leta hu tabhi mere gaal par chata padta hai .
Ankita : apni haad mai raho apni bezati na ho isliye tumhare saath shaadi ki thi aur shaadi ho gyi iska matlab ye nahi ki mai tumhare liye pair phela kai bethugi ki aao muje pelo. Aur bina permission ke toh mujhe chuna bhi mat warna yeh toh trailer hai .
Mera dimag kharab ho gya Maine bhi naam aakho se unhe dekh kar bola.
Are jab nahi karni thi shaadi toh mana kyu nahi Kara tha tab , aur chata marne ki kya jarurat thi bol deti abhi mai tatyirr nahi hu mai nahi karta kuch jab tak tum khud comfortable nahi ho jati , aur aaj se jak tak tum nahi bologi ki mujhse gidgidogi nahi tab tak mai tumhe chunga bhi nahi .aur ye bolke mai gusse se room se nikal kar chat par chala jata hu .
Aur waha room mai ankita bathroom mai jakar rone lagti aur man mai sochti lagjati hai ki main chata nahi marana chati achanak se chua toh maine bina dekhe haath chala Diya,kaisi patni hai tu apni pehli raat ko hi tune haath utha diya apne pati pe ,phir thodi der baad apne aap ko samjati hai chalo ye kathoor banne ka drama ab 2 mahine aur karna padega
Jab tak inke entrance exam nahi ho jate warna ye toh sex hh mai lage rehjate mai inhe baad mai sab bata kar samja dungi .
Mai shaadi ke liye toh raazi par meri kuch sharte hai,
Uncle aur Aunty: ha beta batao kya sharte hai tumhari
Meri sharte hai ki
1)apki beti pehle drink wagera karti ho toh ab se nahi karegi.
2) ye apna college khatam kar sakti hai par inhe job karna allowed nahi hoga .
3) aaj ke baad mere alava kisi gair mard ka haath aapke sharir ko na chuhe , chae koi bhi ho aapka dost , apka cousin bhai ,yaa aur koi bhi uncle ko chod kar koi bhi allowed nahi hai
4) mai dehej bilkul bhi nahi lunga , humare yaha dahej lena aur dena sakth mana hai ,aur jaise mai rehta hu usi condition mai use bhi rehna hoga.
Aur ek aakhri important baat mera kabhi bhi trust mat todna kyuki mai dusra chance bahut kam logo ko deta hu .
UNcle aunty thodi zijaak ke baad Ankita se baat karke raazi ho jate hai par unki bhi ek sart thi ek jab tak mai apne pairo par khada nahi ho jata tak ankita baccha nahi karegi .mai bhi unki baat ke liye raazi ho jata hu .
Shaadi ka scene mai nahi likh raha kyu woh boring lagega.
Subah ke 7 baj rahe the aur vidai ka time chal raha hai , mai car mai back side par baitha hu aur meri bagal mai ankita baithi hai mere kandhe par sar rahe roo rahi hai aur mai unhe coax de raha hu .aur Shruti didi aage seat pe baith ke humari taraf dekh kar hass rahi hai.
Kareb 10 baje hum Ghar par pauch jate hai aur mai gaadi se uttar kar ghar ki door bell baja ta hu ,aur thodi der mai mummy gate kholti hai aur hume dekh kar shocked ho jati hai aur bolti hai .
Mom: beta tu toh apni badi behan ke saath shaadi attend karne gya tha aur ab khud hi shaadi kar laya.aur zara bahu ka pallu toh hata sir se dekhne de aur dekhne de ki kis pari se shaadi Kari hai .
Ankita apne sir se pallu hatati hai mummy Ankita ko dekh kar bahut khus ho gyi aur boli aaj Zindagi mai pehli baar accha kaam kiya hai tune ankita beti toh mujhe pehle se pasand thi bas apne status ke chalte kabhi mai jikkar nahi chalaya ,par tum dono ki shaadi kaise ho gyi phir hum mummy ko sab samjate hai ki kaise kaise kya hua . Thodi der baad mai apne room mai jakar soo jata hu aur woh tino baaton mai lag jati hai.
Mummy : bahu suno ab tum bhi meri dusari beti ki tarah ho mai tumhe saas ki tarah nahi maa ki tarah feel karaungi.
Ankita bhi emotional ho kar mummy ke lag jati hai .
Shruti didi : are apni dusri beti ke aate hi apni pehli beti ko bhula diya
Mummy : beta mujhe kahi se jalan ki buh aa rahi hai .
Aur teeno hasne lag jati hai .
Thodi der baad mummy Ankita se thodi serious face se bolti hai beta waise toh humara ladka (tumhara pati ) bahut shaant swabhav ka par woh thoda sensitive bhi bahut hai ek baar kisi admi party se uska trust toot je toh woh badi mushkil se kisi pe dusri baar trust karta .apne idols ka bahut pakka hai .
Ankita : haa mummy ji mai dhyan rakhungi
Mummy : beta ek aur baat uska agle mahine collage entrance ka exam hai aur tab tak tum log sex mat karna , woh karna chae toh mana kar dena toh woh maan jayega .
Ankita : sharmate hue ji mummy ji mai khyal rakhungi.
Shaam ko mai soo kar jaagta hu khana khaa kar mai ghumne nikal jata hu phir aadhe ghante walk ke baad mai naha dhokar apni sughraat ke liye khushi tayaar hone lagta hu (par is bhen ke lode ko kya pata iski mummy nai iski fielding set kar rakhi hai

Mai jaise hi room ke gate par paucha waha mujhe meri behan mujhe rok kar mujse paise mangne lag jati hai mai use 500 rupaye dekar bhaga deta hu . Phir mai gate kholta hu toh Mera dimag confuse ho jata hai kyoki Ankita normal kapde mai tv dekh rahi thi .
Mai apne man mai ( bhenchodd movies mai toh aisa nahi hota usmai toh dulhan tayare hokar ghughat oodh kar doodh ke gilas ke saath tayiyar reh ti hai aur yaha par Aisa kuch nahi hai )
Phir mai room mai jakar aachanak se Ankita ko pichee se ekdum se hug kar leta hu tabhi mere gaal par chata padta hai .
Ankita : apni haad mai raho apni bezati na ho isliye tumhare saath shaadi ki thi aur shaadi ho gyi iska matlab ye nahi ki mai tumhare liye pair phela kai bethugi ki aao muje pelo. Aur bina permission ke toh mujhe chuna bhi mat warna yeh toh trailer hai .
Mera dimag kharab ho gya Maine bhi naam aakho se unhe dekh kar bola.
Are jab nahi karni thi shaadi toh mana kyu nahi Kara tha tab , aur chata marne ki kya jarurat thi bol deti abhi mai tatyirr nahi hu mai nahi karta kuch jab tak tum khud comfortable nahi ho jati , aur aaj se jak tak tum nahi bologi ki mujhse gidgidogi nahi tab tak mai tumhe chunga bhi nahi .aur ye bolke mai gusse se room se nikal kar chat par chala jata hu .
Aur waha room mai ankita bathroom mai jakar rone lagti aur man mai sochti lagjati hai ki main chata nahi marana chati achanak se chua toh maine bina dekhe haath chala Diya,kaisi patni hai tu apni pehli raat ko hi tune haath utha diya apne pati pe ,phir thodi der baad apne aap ko samjati hai chalo ye kathoor banne ka drama ab 2 mahine aur karna padega
Jab tak inke entrance exam nahi ho jate warna ye toh sex hh mai lage rehjate mai inhe baad mai sab bata kar samja dungi .