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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[Tiger 786]

Update 30

Day of Compitation

Aaj subah uthke sabse pahle mene dhyan lagaya jisme mere naye dost ne bhi meri sahayta ki jiske madad se me dhyan lagane me kamyab ho gaya.
Me sara kaam niptake jab niche pahucha toh pura pariwar pahle se hi taiyar tha sabse pahle dadi ne meri najar utari phir maa ne meri aarti karke mujhe vijay tilak lagaya lekin is sab me mene ek baat note ki ki dadi aur mom apne apne patiyon se chidi hui thi jiska matlab saaf tha unhe pasand nahi aaya ki dadaji ne mujhe is pratiyogita me bhag lene ki anumati di lekin ye baat pr mene jyada dhyan nahi diya balki mere dimag me alag tention thi ki C. Mama ke liye dadaji aur pure pariwar ko manana tha
Me :- dadaji agar me aapse kuch kehna chahta hu
Dadaji :- toh bol
Me :- pahle aap promise karo ki gussa nahi honge
Mom :- ab kya gadbad kar di jo batane ne dar raha hai
Me :- woh mene aaj ke pratiyogita ke liye kisi ko invite kiya hai
Mom :- kise kahi girlfriend toh nahi banadi gav me tabhi me sochu ki ye dinbhar kaha rehta hai
Me :- mom aisa kuch nahi hai wo maine wo
Dadiji :- kunvar aap bejhijhak boliye
Me (aakh band karke ek hi sas me) :- maine chote mama ko invite kiya hai aaj ke liye
Mere aise bolne se sab ke sir pe bomb phuta sab ek dum se hairat me aa gaye yaha tak ki C. Chacha bhi unhe nahi laga tha ki me aisa sabme samne unke baare me bol dunga
Dadaji :- aap kiski baat kar rahe ho rah
Me :- sanju mama
Dadiji :- lekin raj unhone bachpan me
Me (bich me hi) :- nahi dadi woh toh bahut ache hai unhe nahi pata tha ki waha mere sath kya hota hai nahi toh woh ye sab nahi hone dete
Mom :- lekin raj tum unse kab aur kaise mile
Ye sunne ke baad me turant chote chacha ko dekhne laga jisse pura pariwar bhi unke aur dekhne laga jisse woh ek dum se hadbada gaye
Dadaji :- thik hai agar aapne unhe maaf kar diya hai toh thik hai hum bhi unhe apna lenge
Me (dadaji ko gale lagate hue) :- thank you dadaji
Mom :- lekin
Dadaji (bich me hi) :- hum is baare me baad me baat karenge
Wahi sujay ke ghar pe
Waha rana aur sujay baat kar rahe the
Rana (gusse me) :- tumne kya kaha tha ki us bhima aur uske sare pariwar ko maar denge lekin kya hua tere tarah tere sare aadmi bhi phattu nikle us doctor ka bhi phone nahi lag raha hai uper se humare sare aadmi bhi phone band karke baithe hai
Sujay :- rana shant raho bhale hi aaj woh bach gaya ho lekin aaj mukable me woh tumhare saamne hoga tab toh uski aatma ko tum uske sharir se alag kar dena pahle 2 padav me tumhara aur uska samna hona namumkin hai toh agle padav hi bacha phir dekhte hai us ring me kon use bachane aata hai
Rana :- ha ab yahi rah gaya hai us kal ke bache ko marne ke liye mujhe hi apne hath gande karne honge
Wahi macth ke ground pe
Hum sabhi yaha pahuch gaye the aur dadaji ke kahne pe shera ki jagah mera naam likh diya tha
Me abhi changing room me tha aur sabhi gharwale bahar the is mukable ko dekhne humare ghar se sare mard aaye the aurte ghar me hi thi woh kal t.v. pr dekhne wale the waise toh aise mukable ki permission koi bhi government nahi deti thi lekin dadaji ke kahne par ye program gupt tarike se karne ki permission thi aur iski caset bhi sirf contestants ke ghar walon ko hi milte the bhima kaka ko jab bhi caset milti pahle humare ghar hi aati thi
Ab thoda mukable ke baare me jaan lete hai
Mukabla 3 padav me khela jata hai
1la padav me nishane baji ka hota hai (archery)
2ra padav panje ka (arm wrestling)
3ra aur aakhri padav kushti (wrestling) ka
Is pahle 2 padav me sare contestants ko 2 team me baat dete hai phir un dono teams ke top player ko ek dusre se kushti ka samna hota hai
Back to story
Me abhi changing room me baitha tha
Wahi sare pariwar wale bahar hall me baithe the jaha se mukabla dikhne wala tha abhi sab C. Mama ki rah hi dekh rahe the ki tabhi ek lal colour ki gadi hall ke bahar ruk gayi jise dekh C. Chacha pehchan gaye aur sabka dhyan us gadi ke or le gaye
Jab us gadi se C. Mama ke sath pura pariwar nikla toh sab shock ho gaye kyunki sab ko laga tha ki sirf C. Mama aayenge jab sab log aamne samne aaye toh jaha nana ke pariwar ki nazron me sharm thi toh dadaji ke parivaar ke aakhon me gussa tha lekin dono shant the shayad andruni baton ko janta ke samne lana dono ko thik nahi lag raha tha
C. Chacha :- sanjay raj andar changing room me hai
Jaise hi c. Mama jane ko huye
Dad :- ruko sanju
C. Mama :- dekhiye me aapka gussa samajh sak..
Dad :- me tumhe raj se milne se nahi rok raha hu raj ki tarah humne bhi tumhe apna liya hai
C. Mama :- toh phir
Dad :- jis din tumhare ye bhaiya aur bhabhi humare ghar aaye the us din la use kuch yaad nahi hai toh woh sab tum bhi bhul jao toh acha hi hai raj ke samne iska jikr tak nahi hona chahiye
C. Mama :- theek hai
Dad (nana ki taraf dekh ke) :- aaj uski pratiyogita hai toh philhal uska dimag shant hi rahna dijiye
Dada (nana se) :- tum mere sath baitho kuch baat karni hai
Nana :- thik hai
Toh wahi bhima kaka aur unke ghar wale abhi raste me the shera abhi bhi hospital me aaram kar raha tha
Shiva :- mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai
Sangram :- kya
Shiva :- yahi ki jab me aap ko phone laga raha tha toh phone me signal problem kyu aa raha tha jabki 2 ghante pahle hi me apne dosto se baat kar raha tha
Sangram :- are budhu unhone network jammer fit kiye the isiliye call nahi lagi jab hum log chale gaye toh chote malik ke personal bodyguard ne woh sare jammers ko khatam kar diya samjhe
Shivani :- aakhir ye raj hai kya bala khudko chaku se itna gehra ghav woh bhi sirf dat se bachne ke liye
Shivani ke is question se us car me raka ka Pariwar ko chodke sab tahaka mar ke hasne lage
Raka :- kya hua bhima aise kyu has rahe ho
Bhima :- aapki beti ne baat hi aisi ki hai
Shivani :- matlab
Sangram :- chote malik kab kya kar baithe koi nahi bata sakta jo us din hospital me dekha woh toh bas ek teaser tha yakin na ho toh apne bhai se puch lo
Shiva (us din ka kand yaad karke) :- hmm
Sangram :- me tumhe ek kissa batata hu ek baar chote malik apne haweli se jab bahar nikle toh unhone dekha ki gav ke chaurahe par pura kichad ho gaya hai lekin koi saaf nahi kar raha hai toh unhone sabse pahle apna chehre ko kapde se dhak diya phir kichad me lait gaye sab pagal samjhke has rahe the aur jab woh ghar gaye toh sab ko rote hue batane lage ki kaise woh pair phisalne se kichad me gire phir sab hasne lage
Shivani :- lekin is sabse hua kya
Sangram :- isse hua ye ki jis kichad ko sab dekh bhi nahi rahe the use 1 ghante ke andar puri tarike se gayab kar diya
Shivani :- gajab ka namuna hai ye
Sangram :- ab bola thik hai galti se bhi gav walon ke samne mat bolna nahi toh koi police force tumhe nahi dhundh payegi
Uski popularity ko tum is hisab se dekho ki is pure shergarh ka jo raja hai thakur samsher singh unhe sab thakur sahb bulate hai aue raj ko sab chote malik bulate hai
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi shiva bich me bol pada
Shiva :- papa gadi tej chalo koi toh humara picha kar raha hai
Jab bhima piche mudke dekhta hai toh use bhi gadi nazar aati hai
Bheema :- tention mat lo ye chote malik ne humare suraksha ke liye bheja hai uska driver raghu hai me janta hu use
Raka :- toh theek hai
Wahi maidan me abhi competition shuru hone me 5 min hi bache the ki changing room me chote mama aa gaye
C. Mama :- kaise ho raj
Me :- time mil gaya bhanje ke liye
C. Mama :- ohh toh kunvar sa naraz hai lekin unhe nahi pata hum bhi unke mama hai
Me :- aap mama nahi ek number ke mamu hai
C. Mama :- itni bezati jao me bhi tumhe tumhara birthday gift nahi dene wala itne pyar se tumhare liye tumhara man pasandida jaket laya tha
Me :- chalo hato mera mukabla hai mujhe jane do
Mama :- are thik hai chal ja
Me jate jate achanak hi palat ke mama ke gale lag gaya
Me (gale lag ke) :- aaj aashirwaad nahi denge
Mama (mere sar pe hath rakh ke) :- mera aashirwaad hamesha tere sath hai
Me :- ab dekhiye kaise sab ki band baja ke aata hu
Mama :- ja jeet tere kadam chumegi
Phir me unke hath se jaket leke bahar ki taraf bhag jata hu
Mama (mushkura kar) :- badmash
Ab next bhag me hoga Compitation
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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[Tiger 786]

Update 31

The show time

Toh ab pure maidan ke sare audience section full ho gaye the sabhi log aaj ki macth ke liye utsuk the lekin aaj is maidan me 1 nahi 2 mukable hone wale the 1 tha mere aur rana ke bich jiska inam dono ke liye same tha woh tha revenge badla rana uske sath past me hue kisse ka uspr lage 5 salon ke ban ka badla chahta tha toh wahi mujhe jo isne bhima kaka ke pariwar ke sath kia uska badla is mikable me koi ek hi jitne wala tha ya yu kahu koi ek marne wala tha toh wahi dusre mukable ka faisla har jit se na hoke nasib se hone wala tha jisme ek taraf the mere dadaji toh dusri taraf the nana baki pura pariwar kewal muk darshak (silent audience) banke rahne wali thi is mukable me koi marne wala toh nahi tha toh iske har jit ka faisla kaise hoga woh hoga iske ant se is mukable ke inam me dadaji ko chahiye the unke sawalon ke sach sach jawab toh wahi nana ko chahiye tha apna pota jise unhone khudki murkhta ki wajah se khoya tha yu samajlo is mukable me koi akela nahi tha matlab agar dada jite toh nana ki bhi jit nischit thi lekin phir bhi is mukable ka mai main judge tha mere sath ke bina nana jitkar bhi harne wale the toh wahi is waqt pure maidan me tension tha kyunki bhima kaka abhi tak maidan me pahuche nahi the sab log shergarh ke player ka yani shera ka intezaar kar rahe the aur isi ke sath unki bhi entry ho gayi lekin unke sath shera nahi tha jisse sari shergarh ki janta tension me aa gayi kyunki sab ne raat ko unke ghar ke pass se goliyon ki aawaj suni thi sab ko sahi salamat dekhke sab jaha khush the wahi shera ko na dekhke sab ke chehre par phir se chinta ke bhav the
Jab sare contestants ground par aaye toh sab mujhe dekh ke chowk gaye shivaaye unke jo mujhe nahi pehanchate sab ek dusre se hath mila rahe the aur sanyog(coincidence) se mere samne rana tha
Rana :- toh tum ko shergarh shera dekhte hai ki tujhme kitna dum hai
Me (haste hue) :- me shergarh se hi hu lekin shera nahi ha lekin baat rahi dum ki toh kuch hi ghante pahle narbhakshi sheron ka shikar kiya hu toh soch tu kis khet ki muli hai
Rana :- kon hai tu
Me :- tu toh suspense me hi marega
Rana :- mit gaye mujhe mitane wale
Me :- lekin aaj toh tu hi mitega
Rana :- dekhte hai
Me :- dekh lenge
Rana :- tera ye masoom chehra bigadne me bahut dukh hoga
Me :- best of luck
Tabhi sab phir se apni apni jagah chale gaye
Toh jab dupahar hui toh dono mukable bhi shuru hue yaha nishane baji ke
Jaha sab ek se ek nishane laga rahe the jaha rana ka result kuch aisa dikh raha tha ki uske 3 no teer mese 2 teer toh cenrer ke pass lage lekin 3 ra teer center ke door tha
Toh wahi mera result kuch aisa tha ki mera 1la teer toh nishane pe laga aur jab mene 2ra tir chalaya toh woh 1le tir ko chirta hua thik usi jagah laga aur 3re tir ne bhi aisa hi kiya
Jise dekh ke sab ko shock laga lekin yaha dada aur nana jaha baithe the sab ko shock laga asliyat sunke ha jaha humara ye mukabla chal raha tha toh waha bhi mukable ka aagaz ho gaya tha jaha dadaji ne pehla hi war me sidha aadhe se jyada yudh khatam kar diya tha jaha dadaji aur nanaji sab bata rahe the toh dad ke phone pe video call pe sab ghar ki leadis bhi sun rahe the yaha dusra waar dada ke taraf se dad ne kia
Dad :- koi bhi muh uthake kuch bhi bolega aur ap sun lenge chalo soch lete hai ye sach hai (mosi se jo c.mama ke phone se video call pe connect thi) aap please bura mat maniyega (nana se) inko bhi 2 betiyan hui thi ek janam lete hi mar gayi toh aisa bhi toh hoga na ki inki jo beti jinda bach gayi woh manhoos ho jisne aate hi apne sage bahan ko maar diya mausere bhai ki jaan jate jate bachi uska c.mama ke sath anhoni ho gayi aur nana ki sari fasal kharab ho gayi kyu aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai na…
Abhi dad kuch aur bolte ki dadaji ne ishare se chup rahne ka ishara kar diya
Dad ke rukne ke baad nana ki aakhe sharm se jhuk gayi toh iska jawab dene ki jimmedari B.mama ne uthayi
Mama :- dekhiye aapki baat bilkul sahi hai lekin uswaqt hum andhe ho gaye the hume sahi galat ka kuch bodh hi nahi ho raha tha nahi toh aaj ye naubat aati hi nahi

Toh wahi ab panja ladayi ka mukabla shuru hua tha jaha nahi mujhe koi hara paya nahi rana ko jaha me bina kisi ko nuksaan pahuchaye pure honesty se khel raha tha toh wahi rana apne opponents ke hath ko injured karte hue cheating se jit raha tha
Toh aise hi khelte hue hum dono hi aakhri round me pahuch gaye toh usi time dada aur nana ka mukabla bhi apne antim padao pe tha
Dadaji :- ek aakhiri sawal
Agar kal ko raj apni ayyashiyon me ya kewal dekhve ke liye aapki sari sampatti ka nash karna chahe ya use barbaad karna chahe toh aap kya karenge
Is sawal se sab chowk gaye kyunki ye sawal mere yani raj ke character ke hisab se ek dum behuda tha sab ke chehre par aashcharya ke bhav dekhe ja sakte the
Dadaji ke is sawal ka jawab dene ke liye khud nanaji samne aaye
Nana :- mujhe mere rajni ke khoon aur appke parwarish pe bharosha hai lekin phir bhi aisi naubat aa gayi toh sabse pahle me raj ko pyaar se samjhaunga agar woh phir bhi nahi sudhra toh use sudharne ke liye sakhti karni hi padegi me apne ghar ke chirag ko aise andhere me nahi jane dunga
Dadaji :- appko pata hai na agar sawalo ka jawab mujhe thik nahi lage toh aap raj ko kho denge
Nana :- agar woh mere pass aane se galat raste pr pahuch jayega toh uska mere se toh kya mere saye se bhi door rahna hi sahi hai
Dadaji (muskurate hue) :- mujhe mere sawalon ka jawab mil gaya
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi ek jor ka alarm baj gaya jo iska sabut tha ki ab kushti ka mukabla shuru hone wala hai
Wahi kushti ke mukable ke waqt
Rana :- ab marne ko taiyaar ho ja chore
Me :- woh toh waqt hi batayega ki kon jiye aur kon mare
Rana :- itna ghamand thik na
Me :- dekhle agar tune chu bhi liya toh naam badal dunga
Rana (fighting pose lete hue) :- chal dekhte hai
Isi ke sath woh ekdum se mujh pe bail ki tarah daudte huye aaya aur mujh pr jhaptne laga lekin waqt rahte mene bhi slow mode on kar liya tha jisse uska hamla fuss ho gaya ab woh baar baar puri taakat se mujh par laat ghuso ki barish kar raha tha lekin woh mujhe chu bhi nahi paya aise hi bachav karte hue 10 min nikal gaye lekin phir bhi na woh ruka na mene hamla kiya
Parinaam swaroop woh turant hi thak gaya aur jis wajah se ab use bachne ke liye slow mode ki bhi jarurat nahi thi abhi jab woh puri tarike se thak gaya toh usne mere piche audience ko dekhke aakho se hi kuch ishara kiya jise sirf do hi log dekh paye ek me aur ek woh jiske liye woh ishara tha ab me sidha piche toh nahi dekh sakta lekin kuch hi der me mujhe aisa laga koi chij hawa chirte hue meri taraf aa rahi thi aisa feel hote hi maine apne slow mode ko reactivate kia aur jab piche dekha toh paya ki ek bullet meri aur hi aa rahi hai lekin ye thodi ajib bullet thi jo ek dum sui jaise thi jo ki mere se jyada dur nahi thi jaise hi wo mere pass aai mene use pakad liya aur phir usi hath se slow mode off kar ke rana ko maarne laga jo thakne ki wajah se sahn na kar paya aur behose hone laga lekin uske behose hone se pahle hi maine uske dil ke yaha jor se punch laga diya jisse uske dil ke wahi chithde ud gaye aur isi ke sath me mukabla jit gaya
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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[Tiger 786]

Update 32

Abhi sab mere jit ka jashan hi mana rahe the aue me wahi maidan me mama ki di hui jacket ko pahan ke khada tha

use dhundne ki koshis kar raha tha lekin bhid me woh mujhe nahi mil raha tha
Phir jab woh mujhe nahi dikha toh mene bhi use dhundhna band kar diya aur dadaji ke pass aa gaya jaha pahunche ke mujhe jhatkon pe jhatke mil rahe the
Sabse pahla jhatka toh ye ki waha nana khade the unke yaha hone ki ummid mujhe nahi thi aur dusra jhatka ki nana ke sath hi me dadaji bhi khade the lekin unke chehre par kahin bhi gusse ka namo nishan tak nahi tha
Aur sabse bada jhatka toh woh tha jo dadaji ne bola
Dadaji :- aaiye raj apne dada aur nana se nahi milenge aaiye
Ab me dadaji ki baat toh nahi taal sakta lekin jaise jaise mere kadam aage badha rahe the waise waise mujhe apne bachpan ki yaade yaad aa rahi thi aap ye bhi kah sakte ho ki mere bachpan ka dar ab mere dimag pe havi ho raha tha waise bolne ko toh me aage badh raha tha lekin mere sharir me toh jaise kuch takat hi nahi rah gayi thi ek ek kadam aisa lag raha tha ki jaise pairon ke sath kitna sara boz bandha hua hai jaise abhi mere pair tut ke bikhar jayenge ab ye dard aur ye dar mere aakhon se aasuon ke roop me nikal raha tha 1-2 kadam hi chala tha ki mere kadam apne ap hi rook gaye nana ne jis hath me chadi (chalte waqt sahare ke liye banate hai wo) pakdi hui thi us jagh mujhe talwar dikh rahi thi jab nanaji mujhe bula rahe the toh aisa lag raha tha ki woh meri jaan lene ke liye mujhe pass bula rahe hai jab me nana ko hi dekh raha tha ki tabhi mere kandhe par kisi ka hath mujhe feel hua mere andar jo dar bana hua tha woh turant hi aasuon ke roop me bahar aane laga
Me rote hue wohi jamin pe baith gaya aur apne chehre ko apne ghutnon ke bich me rakh ke rote hue badbadane laga
Me (rote hue) :- nahi mujhe mat maro maine kuch nahi kiya me chala jaunga yaha se mujhe mat maro
Me lagatar yahi sab shabd badbadate hue aur jor se rone laga sab achanakse aaye is pariwartan ko samajh pate ki usse pahle hi me waise hi rote hue behose ho gaya
After some time later
Abhi mera pura pariwar dada se leke mosi tak sab the jinko bhi mere behose hone ke baare me bataya woh sabhi apna kaam chodke hospital aagaye abhi dadaji ne toh nana ko maaf kar diya tha isiliye sab philhaal apni jaan pahechaan badha rahe the abhi sab baat hi kar rahe the ki tabhi hospital ke corridor me mira ma ki entry hui
Mira ma :-(dadaji se) pranam thakur sahab chote malik kaise hai ab kaha hai
Dadaji :- woh abhi andar kamre me hai ilaj kar rahe hai girne ke wajah se sir me pathar laga hai jyada kuch nahi hua hai tention mat lo
Mira :- shuakr hai bhagwan ka ye me kuch aushadhi layi thi isse unhe aaram milega
Mami :- (mira ma se) ji aap kon
Mira :- mera naam mira hai me thakur sahab ke pramukh das mese 1 hu
Dadaji :- ye raj ke liye maa saman hai inhone hi bachpan me raj ko apne bachon se bhi badhkar pyar diya aur jab bhi raj ko bhook lagti toh inhone hi use apna doodh pilaya hai
Mira :- thakur sahab ye toh mera farz tha chote malik bhi toh mere har jarurat ka dhyan rakhte hai kabhi mujhe akela nahi padne diya
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi doctor ward room se bahar aata hai
Dadaji :- raj kaisa hai doctor theek toh hai na
D. :- aap jara mere sath aaiye
Doctor ke aise bolne se sab aur tention me aa gaye aur phir dadaji, nana, dad, aur b. Mama doctors ke piche gaye
In doctors cabin
D. :-(nana aur mama se) aap dono kon hai
Dadaji :- rahne do doctor woh raj ke nana aur mama hai
D. :- ohh toh aaiye aap
Nana :- kya hua raj theek toh hai na
Dad :- doctor raj theek toh hai na agar koi serious baat hai toh boliye abhi doctors ki fauj khadikar dunga
D. :- (dadaji se) dekhiye thakur sahab me jo bhi bolunga woh sab thande dimag se sunna aur jawab bhi shanti se dena please
Waise me janta toh hu ki aap sab chote malik se behad pyaar karte hai aur kabhi use taklif nahi de sakte
Dadaji (bich me) :- jo bolna hai puchna hai nidar hoke puchiye yaha na hum thakur hai na koi raja
D. :- theek hai phir kya abhi aapke ghar me ya pahle kabhi koi chote malik ko marta tha unhe dard deta tha
Dad (mama ko ghurke) :- abhi ya kabhi bhi humare ghar me raj ko koi dard nahi mila lekin ha raj ka bachpan ke har din ek jaise nahi the
D. :- samajh gaya bachpan me koi unhe marta tha
Dadaji :- ha lekin ab nahi woh bhi sudhar gaye hai waise aaj tak phir kabhi taj se mile toh nahi lekin aaj milne wale the
D. :- aur ye baat chote malik ko pata thi
Dadaji :- nahi ye toh hume bhi nahi pata thi
D. :- kya ye sab hone se pahle raj ne unhe dekha tha ya baat ki thi
Dadaji :- baat toh nahi lekin dekha jaroor tha aur usi ke baad ye sab hua waise in sab sawalo ka kya matlab
D. :- matlab ye ki wohi bachpan ki buri yaade unke dimag me ghar ki hui hai woh bhale hi bahar se khudko kitne hi taakatwar ya kitne hi mature dikhaye lekin unke dimag ke ek hisse me abhi bhi woh dard se karahata rota hua kamjor bacha jinda hai jo aaj phir sab ke samne aaya
Nana :- jara khulke bata yenge
D. :- matlab aaj jab unhone us aadmi ko dekha toh unke dimag ne unhe sab bachpan ki sari purani yade dikhayi jab woh unhe marte the woh sab jisse uknke dimag me jo bachpan me dar baith gaya th jo shayad aap sab ke pyaar ne jise dhak diya tha woh aaj phir khul gaya
Dad :- toh kya woh aise hi darta rahega
D. :- nahi thoda normal hone ke baad agar unhe phir se aap sab ka pyaar mile toh ho sakta hai ki woh phir normal ho jaye
Nana (darte huye) :- toh kya raj us aadmi se kabhi nahi mil sakta
D. :- iska jawab depends on the kya woh aadmi sach me sudhar gaya hai
Aur agar ha hai toh bas unki aur us aadmi ke bich ki bonding ko thoda strong kar dijiye woh apne ap is dar ko bhaga denge
Dad :- aur agar jawab na hai toh
D. :- toh batchit hi khatam
Dadaji :- theek hai doctor hum raj ko kab le ja sakte hai
D. :- aaj ki raat unhe yahi rahne dijiye aur sirf wohi yaha ruke jinki bonding unke sath ekdum majboot hai bas wohi
Dadaji :- theek hai
Phir bahar aake dadaji ne sabko bataya jo doctor ne unhe bataya uske baad sabse vichar vimarsh karke C.mama, C.chacha, aur didi ke rukne ka faisla kiya
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Fantastic update

 

[Tiger 786]

Update 33
Wahi hospital ke ward me
Abhi me ward me akela tha tabhi mujhe thoda thoda hosh aane laga tha jab meri aakhe puri tarah se khul gayi toh dekha guide mere samne baith kar dhyan laga raha tha
G. :- uth gaye raj
Me :- me yaha kaise aaya
G. :- tumhe such me yaad nahi ki tum yaad karna nahi chahte
Me :- pata nahi jab woh saamne aaye toh achanak ek saath 3 - 3 emotions bahar aagayi sabse pahle jab mila toh itni khushi hui ki bata nahi sakata ki ab me bhi mere nana nani ke sath rah paunga unke sath ghumne ja paunga lekin agle hi pal unhone jo mere sath kia woh yaad aaya jisse mere andar jaise jwalamukhi phat gaya ho itna gussa aaya ki aisa laga abhi jake unki jaan lelu lekin achanak hi unse itna dar lagne laga ki jaise me unke saamne bhi gaya toh woh mujhe maar denge
G. :- hmmm ye baat hai toh ab kaisa lag raha hai
Me :- sir phat raha hai
G. :- dhyan lagao tumhe sab theek lagega aur ha tumhara janm pyar batne ke liye hua hai isiliye koi tumse nafrat nahi kar sakta yaad rakhna
Me :- lekin phir jab woh samne aayenge phir se ya toh gussa aayega ya toh dar lagega toh kaise pyar batunga
G. :- aisa kyu soch rahe ho jabki tumhe ye sochna chahiye ki sabse pahle unhe dekh kar tumhe khushi kyu hui
Me :- kyu hui matlab mera pariwar hai woh bhale hi unhone galat kia hai lekin ab sudhar bhi rahe hai
G. :- yahi toh me bol raha tha ki tum is par dhyan do ki woh tumhara pariwar hai sudhar rahe hai unhe ek chance chahiye jo tum unhe de sakte ho
Me :- me samajh raha hu lekin
G. :- ye sab chodo mujhe mere sawalon ke jawab do
Me :- pucho
G. :- tumhe ye kaise pata chala ki is sab ke piche doctor aur rana hi in sab ke piche hai ye kaise pata chala
Me :- jab mene doctor ki collor pakdi thi tab pata chala
G. :- barabar aur us jahar ke baare me kaise pata chala
Me :- jab shera ke hath pakda tha tab dimag me 3 photos aai jisme se ek me tha ki kisi injection ko shera ke hath me lagaya ja raha tha
G. :- sahi aur us jungle ke baare me
Me :- 2nd photo wahi thi
G. :- aur uske ghar pe attack hua woh
Me :- woh bhi unhi 3 photo me se sabse pahle dikhi thi
G. :- acha hai tumhe dhyan lagana hoga jisse tumhari jo powers unbalance hai woh balance ho jaye
Me :- theek hai waise tumhara naam kya hai
G. :- naam nahi hai mera tum mujhe guide hi bulao
Me :- tumhara naam nahi hai toh tum ho kon ya ye puchu kya ho
G. :- me kya hu ye tum aise samajh sakte ho jaise kisi mahan shakti strot ko ek yogya vyakti milne tak kisi aur ko soup diya ho
Me :- me kuch samjha nahi
G. :- samay sab samjha deta hai
Chalo ab dhyan lagao tumhe tumhare sare sawalon ke jawab mil jayenge
Uske baad woh phir se light banke chale gaye aur me dhyan lagane laga
Jab me dhyan laga raha tha toh mera tri-netra khulne laga aur jo sabse pahle dekha woh tha jo sab bate mama aur mosi ke bich hui (update 28) wo sab sunne aur dekhne ke baad mere samne ka chitra badalne laga phir jab dada aur nana ke bich sawal jawabon ka round chal raha tha woh dikhai dene laga phir achanak mera dhyan tut gaya jab dhyan tuta toh mere sir me itne tez dard ho raha tha jaise phat hi raha hai jab me dard ke karan yaha se waha sir ghuma raha tha tabhi meri nazar paas hi ke aaine par padi jisme mere pratibimb tha lekin mere dono bhaun (eyebrow) ke bich me mujhe ek chamakta sa dot dikh raha tha jo jald hi gayab ho gaya jaise hi woh dot gayab ho gaya uske thodi der baad hi mera sir dard bhi kam ho gaya tabhi mujhe kisi ke aane ki aahat hui toh me bhi wapas aake apne bed pe lait gaya ab mujhe ye toh pata chal gaya tha ki ab nana se koi khatra nahi hai aur isse mujhe khushi bhi bahot hui ki ab mera pura pariwar ek saath hoga
Abhi me laita hi tha ki kuch der me ek nurse aa gayi mujhe hosh me pakar usne sabse pahle mujhe bed par bitha diya phir mere se mera haal pucha jab mene sab ok kaha toh woh bahar gayi abhi woh bahar gayi hi thi ki darwaja phir se khul gaya aur usme se sabse pahle didi daud ke aayi aur mere gale lag gayi tab tak c.chacha ne bhi ghar me sab ko bata diya tha
Didi :- bhai tu theek hai kahi dard toh nahi agar hai toh bata me abhi doctor se pain killer leke aati hu
Me :- are didi shant kuch nahi hua me thik hu
Didi :- sach bol raha hai na
Me :- aapse jhut bolke kya milega mujhe
C.chacha :-acha raj tu aaram kar hum bahar hai
Didi :- nahi me raj ke pass hi rukungi
Me :- theek hai
Phir c.chacha aur mama bahar chale gaye aur didi mera hath pakad ke wahi baith gayi didi ke aise baithne ki wajah se unki chunri kab ki unke seene ka sath chod gayi thi jis wajah se meri nazar unke chuchon ki bich ki gahri khai me baar baar gir rahi thi jise didi ne bhi dekh liya agar purana raj hota toh jarur apni nazre hata lete lekin aaj jab is manmohak nazare ke darshan huye toh sabse pahle mujhe didi ka pura kamukta se bhara hasin badan dikhne laga jise pahle bhi mene 2 baar full nude dekha hai phir uske baad kheto me jo bhai bahan ki chudai dekhi thi woh aakho ke samne aa gayi jisse mere sharir me halke halke garmi paida honi shuru ho gayi thi jiska pata mere khade ho rahe lund se chal sakta tha jo shayad didi ne bhi dekh liya jo unke chehre par aa rahi halki si shaitani muskan se pata chal raha tha mujhe laga tha didi gussa karegi lekin didi ko yu muskurate dekh me bhi confuse ho gaya aur akhe band karke dhyan lagane laga jisse me didi ke man me aa rahe vichar sun pa raha tha
Didi (man me) :- haye dekho toh kaise chupke chupke mere chati ko ghoor raha hai (mera sir sahlate hue) lekin ise kya pata jis khajane ko chupke se dekhne me bhi ye dar raha hai woh toh khud iske hatho lutne ko bekarar hai (mere sine par sar rakhte hue) kash bhai tu ye samajh pata ki teri bahan tujhse kitna pyaar karti hai bhale hi iski shurwat vasna se hui thi lekin ye mere andar tere prati jo pyar tha use bahar nikalne mein kamyab bhi hui me toh kab se tere prati attraction feel kar rahi thi lekin jab tune bhai bahan ke rishte ka matlab samjhaya tab puri raat me so nahi pai aur wahi waqt tha jab i feel ki i love you raj but not as a brother and sister but as a girl and boy me ab tere bina nahi ji sakti
Ab didi ka bhashan unne ke baad mujhe mere kano par vishwas hi nahi ho raha tha lekin jab me sab sun raha tha tabse didi ko nude sote hue dekh kar se didi ka jo ajib ravaiya tha mere prati jise me ab tak ignore kar raha tha woh achanak hi mere samne aa gaya didi ka mere samne exposing kapde pahn ke aana mujhse chipak ke sona mujhse girlfriend ke baare me puchna sab kuch abi me leta hua hi tha ki……
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Raj ko pata to chala ki uski didi usko payar karti hai

 

[Tiger 786]

Update 34

abi me leta hua hi tha ki didi mujhe aawaj dene lagi lekin me waise hi sone ka natak karne kaga me dekhna chahta tha ki meri bahan kis had tak jati hai shayad ye meri sabse badi galti sabit hui
Jab didi aavaj de rahi thi toh me jara bhi nahi hila toh didi ko bhi yakin ho gaya ki me dawaiyon ke asar se gahri nind me so raha hu
Abhi me hospital ke kapdon me hi tha jo ki ek normal shirt aur pant type ki thi ab jab didi ko yakin ho gaya ki me so raha hu toh unhone pahle mere balo me ungliya fairane lagi uske baad wahi hath balon se niche le jate hue mere hontho pr ragadne lagi jisse hua ye ki ab mere sharir me bhi halki halki si masti chadne lagi lekin maine badi mushkil se sab control kia hua tha
Ab didi mere hontho se hote hue dheere se meri chati par hath pherne lagi aur dheeme se shirt ke sare button khol diye air phir bade pyar se mere sine ko chume aur chatne lage kuch aise

Phir aise hi thodi der chumne ke baad didi ab waise hi chumte huye dheere dheere niche ja rahi thi ab woh mere sine se niche jate huye mera pet nabhi mere gardan ke niche se kamar tak ka sara area chumkar gila kar diya tha ab mujhe laga didi yahi par ruk jayegi lekin nahi unhone ab aage badhte huye meri pant utarni shuru kar di ab mujhe laga ye jyada ho raha hai ye samay aur jagah dono bhi is sab ke liye sahi nahi hai toh mene thoda hilne ka natak kiya jisse didi ko lage me jag raha hu aur hua bhi wahi jaise hi mere sharir me hulchal hui didi turant hi side hoke baith gayi lekin jab me nahi utha toh woh sabse pahle kisi kapde se mera sharir saaf karke mere kapde thik kiye aur phir baath room me chali gayi
Jab woh baath room me ghusi toh me bhi chupke se dekhne laga jo ki meri 2ri galti sabit hone wali thi jab mene andar dekha toh didi baathroom me nangi baithi hui apni chut masal rahi thi

Didi :- aaaaahhhhhh raajjj mere bhai apni behan ki pyaas bujha de dekh kitna tadap rahi hai ye tere liye uuuuffff mmmaaaaaaa jaldi se aakar iski garmi ko thanda kar de kahi aisa na ho ki eski garmi mujhe pagal kar de or mein koi galat kadam utha lu
aaaahhhh mmmaaaaameeeeerrriiiicchuuttt aaaayyyyiiiiiiii ( tez tez ungli karte hue jhad ne lagti hai)
Ye mere liye kisi jhatke se kam nahi tha ki meri bahan mera hi naam leke apni chut sahla rahi thi
Lekin me kuch kar pata usse pahle hi mujhe dadaji ke bolne ki aawaj sunayi dene lagi toh me turant apne bed pe lait gaya aur aisa jataya ki abhi abhi meri nind khuli ho
Dadaji (mera hath pakadkar) :- ab kaisa hai mere sher
Me :- ekdum mast
Dadaji ki aawaj sunke didi bhi khud ka hulia sudhar ke bahar aa gayi
Abhi me kuch aur bolta ki tabhi nana aur unka pariwar andar aa gaya
Nanaji ko dekh kar phir se mere sath wahi hone laga lekin mene un sab bhavnao pr jald hi kabu pa liya aur ekdum normally unse behave karne laga lekin jab woh mere samne aaye the tab jo dar aur gusse ki jo bhavna mere man me aai thi uske chalte meri hath ki muthi apne ap kas gayi aur ye bhale hi 2 pal ke liye tha lekin dadaji ne mera hath pakda hua tha jisse dadaji ne woh mehsoos kar liya aur woh samajh gaye ki meri hasi jo hai woh nakli hai aur unhone ishare se nana ko bahar bulaya
At outside of ward
Nanaji :- kya hua samsher bahar kyu bulaya kitne salo ke baad me apne navase ke sath itne ache se baat kar raha tha
Dadaji :- me samajh sakta hu surya(nanaji) lekin meri baat dhyan se sunna
Nanaji :- bol
Dadaji :- dekh raj bhale hi ache se baat kar raha hai has raha hai lekin mene mehsoos kia hai ki use philhaal kuch samay ki jarurat hai samajh tu
Nanaji :- ha ye toh mene bhi mehsoos kia ki raj baat toh kar raha hai lekin thodi jhijhak hai use thoda samay chahiye
Lekin tu bhi samajh me kitne salon baad mil raha hu ab door mat kar
Dadaji :- are me door thodi kar raha hu ya milne se mana bhi nahi kar raha me bas keh raha hu ekdum se itne salo ka pyar mat de dheere dheere pahle use khulne de phir jab usse tere sath tere pariwar ke sath comfortable mehsoos kare tab bhale hi use pure saal ke liye apne sath le ja lekin abhi thoda apne bhavnao par control kar aur use thoda khulne de taki tum dono ki bonding achi ho usse milne se acha phone pe bate kar lekin philhaal use kuch samay de
Nanaji :- theek hai tu bhi sahi kah raha hai
Dadaji :- ek aur baat jise tum uski jhijhak keh rahe ho woh uski jhijhak nahi dar aur gussa hai isliye jo bhi kariyo soch samajh kar kariyo samjha
Nanaji :- ha samajh gaya
Dadaji :- theek hai tu ja raj se baat kar me discharge ki formality complete karke aata hoon
Toh wahi sujay ki haweli me
Is waqt sujay behad gusse me tha aur uske samne ek aadmi dar se kaap raha tha sujay itne gusse me tha ki usne apne hi ghar ka kach ka showpiece ko tod diya jiska pata aas pas bikhre huye kach ke tukde bata rahe the lekin woh itne gusse me kyu tha kyunki uska plan fail jo ho gaya tha uper se rana bhi mara gaya
Sujay :- bahut bol raha tha na mere nishana kabhi nahi chukta toh aj kaise chuk gaya bol
Aadmi :- pata nahi boss mene nishana sahi lagaya tha lekin goli us tak pahuchi hi nahi
S :- agar chalayi thi toh gayi kaha dharti kha gayi ya aasman nigal gaya
A :- pata nahi sui kaise hawa me hi gayab ho gayi
S :- ha jadu ho gaya na ki teri woh jaharali sui hawa me hi gum ho gayi
A :- aisa hi hua hoga boss
Dhadaam…..
Abhi us aadmi ne itna bola hi tha ki rana ne pass pade khanjar ko sidha uske sine me utar diya aur woh aadmi khanjar lagne ke baad sidha jamin pr jake gira
S :- aaj toh bach gaya bheema lekin me aa raha hu ab kaise bachega tu
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Mind-blowing update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 129

Me :- (man me) jab ye slow hota hai mujhe tabhi is par nishana lagana hoga

Itna sochke mene dhanush ki pratyancha khich kar us ball ke slow hone ka intezaar karne laga aur jaise hi woh gend slow hui toh mene bhi turant apna tir chod diya lekin mera bad luck woh tir kuch centimeters se chuk gaya

Aadmi :- shabash raj itne najdik toh is gend ke koi bhi nahi pahuch paya hai lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tum jit gaye ya me impressed ho gaya mene tumse bhi shreshth 2 mahan dhanurdhariyon ko dekha hai

Me :- mujhe aapko impresse karna bhi nahi hai me ye isiliye kar raha hoon taki me khud ke sawal ka jawab dhoondh pau

Aadmi :- acha kya sawal hai tumhara

Me :- wahi jo tumhara hai in shaktiyon ke liye me kabil hu ya nahi

Aadmi :- galat raj mera sawal hai kya tum in shaktiyon ko sahan karne yogya ho ya nahi

Uski baate mere sar ke uper se ja rahi thi toh mene use ignore kia aur nishana lagane laga me phir se apna tir chodne hi wala tha ki tabhi mere dimaag me ek idea aaya aur me us gend ko aur uske kudne ko observe karne laga aur jald hi mujhe uska tod bhi mil gaya

Jab woh gend speed me left to right kar raha tha tabhi mene apne tir ko aasman me chod diya jisse tir kuch dur jake wapas niche girne laga aur us tir ke thik niche woh gend thi jo ab slow ho gayi thi aur uper se niche slowly jump kar rahi thi aur isi ka fayda uthake mere tir ne us gend ko kaat diya

Jaise hi mere tir ne us gend ko kata waise hi us jagah par ek blast hua aur us blast se 5 tarah ki roshniyan nikalke mere sharir me jane lagi jisse mujhe mere sharir me aur mere aaspass ke watawaran me ek ajib sa judaw mahsoos hone laga

Aadmi :- mubarak ho rajveer aaj tumne apne panch mahabhooton ko bhi apne kabu me kar liya hai yaad rakhna raj ki ye pach mahabhooton ki shakti pure sansar me sarv shresth shaktiyon mese ek hai isse na kewal insaan balki devton ka bhi janm in panch mahabhooton se hi hua hai

Me :- lekin aapne ab tak bataya nahi ki aap kon hai aapka naam kya hai

Aadmi :- mera naam janna chahte ho tum ya mere yaha aane ke piche ka rahasya

Me :- jab se hum mile hai aapne kitni baate ki hai matlab yaha aane ke piche ka reason to aaj nahi toh kal pata chal hi jayega aap apna naam bataiye

Mere itna bolte hi us jagah har taraf ujala fail gaya woh ujala itna badh gaya tha ki us ujale se meri aakhe band ho gayi thi aur jab khuli toh shock se meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi mere samne wahi aadmi tha lekin uska aakar pahle se 100 guna bada tha aur ye ujala jo pure grah par faila hua tha woh bhi usi ke sarir se nikal raha tha

Aadmi :- mera naam ye toh bada hi mushkil sawal puch liya rajveer mere toh kai naam hai aur har koi mujhe alag alag naam se pukarte hai mere shatru ya mere se jalne wale mujhe chaliya (छलिया) ke naam se toh mere dost mujhe krushna (कृष्णा) ya madhav (माधव) ke naam se pukarte hai jo mujhe jaante hai woh mujhe vishnu (विष्णु) ke naam se toh jo nahi jaante woh mujhe naya naam de dete hai ab tum batao tum mujhe kis naam se pukaroge

Unki baate sunkar aur unka roop dekhkar kab mere ghutne jamin se tik gaye aur mere hath ek dusre se jud gaye mujhe bhi pata nahi chala

Me :- aapka naam le saku itni meri haisiyat kaha prabhu aap toh swayam parambramha hai mujh murkh ke muh se kuch galat nikal gaya ho toh mujhe maaf karna

Meri baate sunke unke chehre par ek muskaan aa gayi aur unka aakar wapas pahle jaisa ho gaya

Prabhu :- utho raj shergarh aur suraj garh ke raja ko aise kisi ke saamne ghutno pe baithna shobha nahi deta

Me :- jab saamne swayam Bhagwaan ho toh ghutno pe baithna galat nahi hai prabhu

Prabhu :- ye baate toh baad me bhi hoti rahegi raj kya tum mere yaha aane ka karan nahi janoge

Me :- aapne apna virat roop dikha ke mere sare sawalo ko mita diya hai ab aap bas aagya dijiye ki mujhe karna kya hai

Prabhu :- tumhe is sansaar me panap rahi buri shaktiyon ka vinash karna hai kalyug hone ke wajah se koi bhi dev dharti pe nahi aa sakte isiliye sare devon ne apni shaktiyon ko milake dev punj ka nirmaan kiya hai jise pane ke liye sari kali shaktiya us dev punj ko pane ke liye kisi bhi had tak ja sakti hai aur usi punj ki raksha ki jimmedari uthane ke liye sare devon ne tumhe chuna hai ye baat toh tumhare guru ne bataya hi hai

Me :- ji lekin kya me such me in sari shaktiyon ke kabil hoon ya nahi

Prabhu :- agar tum kabil na hote toh tumhari mrutyu usi waqt ho jati jis waqt tum apne tri netra ko kabu karne ka prayas kar rahe the ek baat yaad rakhna jab tak tum khudko kabil na samjho tab tak koi dusra bhi tumhe kabil nahi samjhega

Me :- ji mujhe maaf karna prabhu ab me khud ke uper kabhi shaq nahi karunga waise kya me jaan sakta hoon woh do dhanurdhariyon ke baare me jo mujhse bhi uttam hai

Prabhu :- uttam raj tum aaj ke pariksha me uttirna hue aur un do dhanurdhariyon ke baare me toh sari duniya jaanti hai ek hai SURYA PUTRA KARN aur ek hai KAUNYEY ARJUN tum unse kam nahi ho me tumhare kaushal se bhi khush hu jis wajah se me tumhe 2 vardaan deta hu bolo raajveer kya chahiye tmhe

Me :- me kya maang sakta hoon prabhu pahle hi mere pass sab kuch hai

Prabhu :- (muskurate hue) nahi raj me kisi ko darshan deke uski pariksha lu aur uske uttirn hone par bina wardaan diye laut jau ye mera apmaan hoga aage tumhari marji

Me :- agar aisa hai toh aapke hathon se mrutyu bhi mujhe wardaan roop me swikaar hai aap jo bhi doge use me swikaar kar lunga

Prabhu :- thik hai phir me tumhe icha mrutyu ka wardaan deta hoon tumhari mrutyu kab kaha kaise aur kiske hatho se hogi ye swayam tum tay karoge aur saath hi dusre wardaan ke swaroop me tumhe apna sudarshan chakra aur sansaar ki sari mayaon gyan deta hoon

Unke itna bolte hi unke sharir se ek sunahari urja nikal ke mere sharir me sama gayi jisse mere sharir me mujhe atyadhik shakti ka anubhav hone laga

Me :- aapke dono wardaan mujhe swikaar hai aur me bhi aapko ye wachan deta hoon prabhu ki me aapke sudarshan chakra ko hamesha antim upay ke roop me hi istemaal karunga

Mere itna bolte hi us grah pe phir se ek baar prakash fail gaya aur jab prakash hata toh me usi jagah tha jaha me dhyan laga raha tha

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Zabardast update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 130

Me :- aapke dono wardaan mujhe swikaar hai aur me bhi aapko ye wachan deta hoon prabhu ki me aapke sudarshan chakra ko hamesha antim upay ke roop me hi istemaal karunga

Mere itna bolte hi us grah pe phir se ek baar prakash fail gaya aur jab prakash hata toh me usi jagah tha jaha me dhyan laga raha tha

Jab me apne dhyan se bahar nikla toh dekha ki mer sare roop mujhe hi dekh rahe the

Me :- aise kya dekh rahe ho kuch laga hai kya chehre pe

Sadhu :- aise na dekhe toh kya kare hum 10 baje is jungle me aaye the abhi subah ke 6 bajne wale hai tum lagbhag 8 ghanton se dhyaan laga rahe ho

Sadhu ki baat sun ke mujhe bhi joro ka shock laga lekin turant hi mujhe dhyan lagate waqt ki baate yaad aa gayi mene in 8 ghanton me panch tatvon ko kabu kiya aur sabse khas swayam prabhu narayan ke darshan kiye aur unse mile woh 2 khas wardaan un sab ke saamne ye 8 ghante toh kuch bhi nahi

Me :- jaroori tha panch tatvon ki kabu karne ke liye itna samay toh lagega hi na chalo ab ghar chalte hain

Me in sab ko abhi kuch bhi batana nahi chahta tha me inhe sahi samay aane par surprise dena chahta tha

Wahi jaise hi me apne ghar jane ke liye utha toh turant hi mujhe aisa laga ki koi mere pair pakad raha hai jab mene niche dekha toh paya ki mere sharir par dheere dheere mitti ki parath si chadh rahi hai jo ki mujhe jakad rahi thi jise dekh me shocked ho gaya tha

Me :- JASIEN ye kya ho raha hai

JASIEN :- mujhe bhi kuch pata nahi hai aaka

JASIEN ki baat sunne ke baad mene phir se apne aakhe band ki aur apne tri netra ko jagrit kar iske baare me janne laga aur is me main safal bhi hua aur jab mujhe iske baare me pata chala toh mere chehre pe achanak khushi aur ek muskaan si aa gayi jise dekh JASIEN aur mere sabhi roop shocked ho gaye shuwaye angel wale roop ke

JASIEN :- ye aaka achanak se muskurane kyu lage

Angel :- ye safalta ki muskaan hai JASIEN ye woh muskaan hai jo jab kisi sadhak ke chehre par aati hai jab woh koi saadhna purn karta hai aur uske baaf use us saadhna ke athak parishram ka fal milta hai

King :- lekin raj konsi sadhna kar raha tha aur kab

Angel :- sari baate mujhse hi jaan loge toh raj se puchne ke liye kya bachega sabar karo

Wahi is waqt mera pura sharir us pruthvi ke parath me sama gaya tha aur phir woh parath dheere dheere mere sharir ke andar sama gayi

Uske mere sharir me samate hi mere sharir ke uper ab jal ki parath chadhne lagi thi usne bhi jab mere sharir ko puri tarah jakad liya toh woh mere sharir me sama gayi aise hi dheere dheere agni vayu aur aakash ki parath bhi mere sharir par chadh kar mere andar sama gayi

Aur jab aakhri parath yani ki aakash parath mere andar sama gayi toh mere sharir se ek sunahari roshni nikal ke pure watawaran me fail gayi jab woh roshni hati toh sab shocked ho gaye kyunki is waqt me kaal ke costume me tha

Mene jab apne tri netra ko jagrit kiya tab mujhe yaad aaya ki kaal ne kaha tha ki jab me sapt chakron pe kabu karke panch tatvon ko apne adhin kar lunga toh mera costume yani kaal ke uttaradhikari ka costume apne aap mere sharir par aa jayegi

Angel :- mubarak ho raj tumhe aaj tum apne 6 th urja strot ko bhi pa gaye

Me :- (shocked se) 6th kaise

Mere sawal puchne ke baad angel mere sare roop ke taraf muskurate hue dekhne laga

King :- pahla tri netra

Yodha :- dusra tumhare roop

Sadhu :- tisre me JASIEN aur dragon aayenge

Tantrik :- chouthe me sapt chakr

Angel :- aur phir panch chakra ye sab bhi toh tumhare urja ke strot hai aur inse tumhe koi na koi urja jaroor mili hai

Me :- thik hai me samajh gaya (apne man me) maaf karna mitra 6th nahi 7th urja strot

Phir hum sabhi waha phir se apne ghar me aa gaye aaj sab phir se suraj garh jane wale the toh sab usi ki taiyari kar rahe the mama ne abhi bus bhi manga li thi sab ke liye mami ko ab bike pe vaithne ke liye nana aur nani ne mana kar diya tha jo ki unke health ke liye sahi bhi tha

Phir hum sab nikal pade suraj garh ke taraf jaha sab bus me the toh me apne bike pe baith ke aa raha tha aur morning ka samay hone se sare raste sussaan the isiliye sab ki suraksha ko dekh sab ne kahi bhi bich me bina ruke chalne ka plan banaya tha

Jab me apne bike se ja raha tha ki tabhi mujhe ek dhaba dikhayi diya jise dekhkar mujhe yaad aaya ki ghar pahuchne ke baad sab ko bhuk lagi hogi isiliye mene sabke liye dhabe se khana pack karne ka khayal aaya toh me chal pada us dhabe ki taraf

Jab me dhabe me pahucha toh sabse pahle apne liye chay ka order diya aur baki sab ke liye kuch na kuch khane ko liya abhi me ek table pe baithke chay pi raha tha ki tabhi mere kano me do logon ki aawaje sunayi dene lagi jo ki wahi mere se kuch duri pe baithe the

Aadmi 1 :- are bhai kya kahna aaj kal toh ghar se bahar nikalna bhi mushkil ho gaya hai

Aadmi 2 :- kyu kya hua bhai

Aadmi 1:- are 1 hafte me 20 ladkiya kidnapped ho gayi aur police kuch kar bhi nahi rahi hai aur toh aur media bhi iski koi news cover nahi kar rahi hai

Me abhi un dono ki baate sun hi raha tha ki tabhi us dhabe pe kaam karne wala ladka aa jata hai aur mujhe un dono ki baate sunte hue dekh leta hai

Ladka :- kya baat hai bhai aapka bhi koi gharwala gayab hai kya

Me :- nahi toh

Ladka :- toh aap un dono ki baatein itni gaur se kyu sun rahe ho apni jaan pyari nahi hai kya

Me :- matlab

Meri baat sunke woh ladka hadbada gaya

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Aadmi 1 :- are bhai kya kahna aaj kal toh ghar se bahar nikalna bhi mushkil ho gaya hai

Aadmi 2 :- kyu kya hua bhai

Aadmi 1:- are 1 hafte me 20 ladkiya kidnapped ho gayi aur police kuch kar bhi nahi rahi hai aur toh aur media bhi iski koi news cover nahi kar rahi hai

Me abhi un dono ki baate sun hi raha tha ki tabhi us dhabe pe kaam karne wala ladka aa jata hai aur mujhe un dono ki baate sunte hue dekh leta hai

Ladka :- kya baat hai bhai aapka bhi koi gharwala gayab hai kya

Me :- nahi toh

Ladka :- toh aap un dono ki baatein itni gaur se kyu sun rahe ho apni jaan pyari nahi hai kya

Me :- matlab

Meri baat sunke woh ladka hadbada gaya

Ladka (hadbadate hue) :- nahi kuch nahi sunne me kisika kya bigadega suno lekin pahle bill do

Me :- are bill toh mil jayega pahle jaan pyari nahi hai kya is line ka matlab bata

Ladka :- nahi aap jaroor mujhe fasaoge me nahi batane wala

Me :- (apni jeb se 2000 ka note nikal ke) nahi fasaunga bata

Mere haath me 2000 ka note dekh ke uske aakhon me chamak aa gayi thi

Ladka :- aaj kal 2000 ka chutta kaha milega aap bhi na

Uski baat sunke me muskurate hue 500 ki 5 notes nikal ke uske jeb me daal deta hu

Me :- ab bol

Ladka :- bolne ko kya hai yaha sabhi jaante hai agar kisi case ko police aur media sabhi ignore kar rahe hai toh iska matlab in sab ke piche kasai bazar wale usmaan bhai ka hi haath hoga

Me :- thik hai chal aaj ke liye bahut hai (khana dekhte hue) ye kya sirf veg khana kuch nonveg nahi hai kya

Ladka :- aapne bola hi nahi ruko abhi leke aata hu

Me :- tu rahne de ye bata tu bol raha tha ki pass me hi koi kasai bazar hai woh kaha hai ye bata wahi se kuch le lunga

Meri baat sunkar us ladke ne mujhe aise dekha ki jaise koi bhoot dekh liya ho

Phir us ladke ne 1 aur 500 ki note leke mujhe waha ka rasta bata diya phir mene woh sare khane ke packets wahi table pe rakh ke chal pada kasai bazar ke taraf

Jab me waha pahucha toh dekha ki har taraf se chicken aur mutton ki durgandh aa rahi thi me is durgandh ko ignore karke andar ke tarf chal pada kuch der andar jane ke baad ab dukane khatam ho gayi thi aur ghar shuru hue the jo ki sare ghar kisi chawl ke tarah jude hue the

Jab me aur andar jane laga toh do log aake mere saamne khade ho gaye dono dekhne se hi comedian dikh rahe the

Aadmi 1 :- kya kidhar ye restricted area hai jo bhi kharidna hai bahar dukan se karid le

Me :- lekin mene suna tha yaha ek dukan hai jaha world best ghosht milta hai woh dukan toh kahi dikhi hi nahi aalko pata hai kya kaha hai

Aadmi 2 :- yaha sare dukane world best hai tujhe konsi chahiye

Me :- are woh kya naam tha dukan ka (un dono se) maaf kardo dukan ka naam nahi pata dukan daar ka pata hai

Aadmi 1 :- kya naam hai

Me :- uska naam usmaan bhai hai pata hai uski dukan kaha hai

Aadmi 1 :- ye subah subah chadhake aaya hai kya ya tujhe teri jaan pyari nahi hai

Me :- (aadmi 1 ke gaal pakad ke) are mere changulal bata bhi do akele ke liye itna best ghosht chupaye rakha hai aur sab ko ye fizool ka kabada bech rahe ho

Aadmi 1 :- (gusse me) kon changulal bol

Me :- are tum (aadmi 1 ke gaal pakad ke) changulal aur tum (aadmi 2 ke gaal pakad ke) mangulal mere changu mangu ki jodi humesha salamat rahe ab batao kaha hai (jor se) USMAAN BHAI

Meri aawaj sun ke waha sabhi ka dhyaan meri aur aa gaya aur phir bhid me se ek sand daudta hua mere aur lapka lekin mere ek punch me hi woh jitni tezi se aa raha tha utne hi tezi se piche ko chala gaya

Ye dekhte hi waha bhid se aur bhi kuch sand mere taraf chaku aur talwaar leke daude lekin phir kya hua hoga ye sab ko pata hi hoga ki kaise un sab ko laat ghuse ki machine me daalke dhoke sukha diya

So skip to the good part

Me is waqt 20 pahalwano sorry 20 behose pade pahalwano ke bich khada tha aur mujhe dekh changu mangu dono dar rahe the

Me :- are changu mangu daro mat bas mujhe tingu tak pahucha do me tumhe kuch nahi karunga ghar jake khana bhi pakana hai

Changu :- (darte hue) ab ye tingu kon hai

Mangu :- (woh bhi dar raha tha) usmaan bhai

Me (muskurate hue) :- tum toh samajhdaar nikale mangu jara apne muhalle walon ko bhi samjhao ki jab do murkh log ek samajhdaar aadmi ko kisi mahamurkh ke baare me bata rahe ho tab bich me padna bad manners hota hai

Mangu :- ji teacher ji

Me :- chalo mere pyare students batao ki mera dulara tingu kaha hai

Mangu :- chaliye

Phir woh dono leke mujhe ek ghar ke saamne leke gaye jaha bahar hi chote se aangan me ek kushti ke aakhade jaisa structure banaya hua tha

Wahi us aakhade ke bich me ek khat par ek aadmi baitha tha jiski 2 log malish kar rahe the aur uske aas pass 10 pahalwan log khade the matlab wahi apna tingu tba

Tingu :- ye apne saath kis bache ko leke aaye ho

Changu :- ye bachha nahi hai teacher hai

Me :- chalo changu mangu mast limbu pani leke aao

Phir woh dono us ghar ke andar jake limbu pani banane lege

Jab woh limbu pani leke aaye toh unke aakh phati ki phati rah gayi kyunki saamne haal hi aisa tha me is waqt usi khat pe baitha hua tha aur mere haath me meri talwaar thi jo ki khoon se puri sani hui thi aur mere agal bagal sab ki sar kate lashe thi aur mere saamne tingu apne ghutno pe baitha hua tha aur meri talwaar uske gardan pe thi

Tingu (dard se karahte hue) :- me tumhe un ladkiyon ke baare me kuch nahi batane wala

Uski baat sunne ke baad mene turant apni talwar se uska gala kaat diya

Me :- mujhe kuch janna bhi nahi hai

Phir jab meri nazar changu mangu pe padi toh me chalte hue unke pass pahucha toh dono dare hue the

Me :- khoon dekh ke mera ji ghabarane lagta hai isiliye tumhe limbu pani banane bola (limbu pani pike) bada mast banate ho yaar ab bas apne bhagwan se dua karna mera phir kabhi limbu pani pine ka man na kare

Itna bolke me waha se nikal gaya aur phir jal tatwa ke madad se apne sharir par laga sara khoon gayab kar diya aur phir me us dhabe me pahuch gaya aur phir waha se apna saaman leke nikal pada ghar ke aur

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