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Y kah kar hm ni food counter par bill pay kiya aur phire Vapas Cinema hall mi aagae aur apni apni seat par bete gae
Neha- Ari itna time kesi laga diya dono ni??
Ali- Ari kuch nahi aapi ....vo bide bhote jayada thi...es karn time lag gaya...lo y lo aap sabhi
Ramiza- La de
Ali(Kamine hasi ki sath)- Lo lo...jalde lo...mi to kabe si yahi chata hu
Ramiza- Mtlb kya hi tera
Ali- Vahi jo aap samjhe rahi hi......Coldrink aur popcorn dena ka
Ramiza- Mai sabe samjhe thi hu...tere kahni ka matlb
Neha- Oh ho...dono fire si suru ho gae....Ab chup chap picture dekho
Ramiza- Tke hi aapi...ab nahi ladugi...par aap esi bh samjha degiye...ki mujhe si na uljha kari
Neha- Ali tu bhi mate lada kar esi si tke hi
Ali- Tke hi aapi...(mane mi)-Mi to nahi laduga par Junaid ka kuch nahi kah sakta....vo to eski basanti si ladni ki leyi kab si tayyar hi
Tabhi picture suru ho gae aur sabhi picture dekhni lagi
Picture suru honi ki kuch der bade ek sexy sa item song baja....jesmi heroin ko dekh kar Ali ki halate kharab honi lagi
Ali mane mi)- Kya karu.....Es Mombati ni to ..phire si soe huvi aaramna jaga deyi......koe jogade dudna padega
Junaide(Ali si)- Ari bhai...pass mai do do maste maal hi....aur tum edhar udhar jogade ki talash mai ho
Ali(Junaide si)- Kah to tu tke raha hi...lekine dono mai si keski maje lu
Junaide(Ali si)- Bhai Y Neha to apni hi hai...jab mne karga eski le legi....lekine Ramiza abhi kachi kale hi....aur tum to jante hi ho....mujhe kachi kaliya kitni pasande hai
Ali(Junaide si)- Janta hu....ab esi kale ki bhi fule bne ka wakte aa gaya hi
Junaide(Ali si)- Bhtrenn......
Ali(mane mi)- Ab mujhe kuch aisa karna hoga ...ki y kude mujhe bole....ki " Khunde na kadkao raja ...sidha andar aao raja"....par kya karo....soch ali soch.....idea....ab ye hi karna chaeyi
Ali y soch raha tha tabhi Ramiza Ali ki kaan ki pass aae aur bole
Ramiza(Ali si)- Ali kya kal tume meri sath .....mere college chle sakti ho
Ali - Kyu kya huva ....koie pareshani ....bina kesi ghabrahte ki bole do
Ramiza- Kya tume ek min. ki leyi bhar aa sakti ho....agar mai vaha par kuch bole to Neha aapi ko pata chle gae ga
Ali- Tke hai...tum chlo mai aata hu
Ramiza- Tke hai.....Neha Aapi mai abhi washroom ja kar aate hu
Neha- Tke hai....jalde aana
Ramiza- Okay aapi
Y kah kar Ramiza cinema hall si bhar nikale gae
Ramiza ki jate hi Neha bole
Neha(haste huvi)- Kyu M.C ...kahi eska bhi program fix kar diya kya
Ali- M.C matlb??
Neha- M.C matlb Maha Chudakade
Ali- To tke hai...mai aata hu abhi....usi kuch bate karni hai...
Neha- Bate he karna....aur kuch mate kar dena...varna bechari ka kya hoga
Ali- Tke hai aapi....aata hu...bs 5 min. mai
Y kah kar Ali vaha si bhar aa gaya....aur Ramiza ko dunde nai laga tabhi usi awwaz aae
Ramiza- Ali yaha aao
Ali-Aya aapi
y kah kar ali ramiza ki taraf chle diya...aur uski pass jake bola
Ali- Kya huva aapi...abe bataeyi
Ramiza- Ali vo bate asi hai ki....vo..
Ali- Ari bindass ho ki batao.....ya mai aapko bindaas karu
Ramiza- Bindas karu matlb???
Ali- Matlb mai aapko practical karki batao ga...lekine abhi y batao ki aakhire batae kya hai
Ramiza- Vo darasale bate yai hai ki...mujhe apni dosto ki sathe pickinc jana hai
Ali- To jaao na kesni roka hai...Ammi si mai bate kar lunga....Esmi kya pareshani hai
Ramiza- Pareshani hai
Ali- Matlb??
Ramiza- Vo picknick par jani vale sabhi ladkiyo ko ....apni BF ki sathe aana hoga...aur es picknic ki durane un dono ko sath rahna hoga
Ali- To dekete yai hai ki aap ka koe Bf nahi hai...hena
Ramiza- Ha
Ali- To picknic par jana cancel kardo....jabe bne jae tab chle jana
Ramiza- Mai aisa nahi kar sakti ...kyuki mani apni college mai kah diya hai ki mai es Picknic par jarur aau ge...vo bhi apni Boy friend ki saath
Ali- To aap batao aap chahte kya hai....mai kya karu esmi
Ramiza- Kya tum Picknic par meri B f bne kar chlo ge
Y sune kar Ali ki mane mai awaaz aae
"Kyu beta Mane mai ladu putha"
Ali(mane mai)- Ha chodo maharaj
Ramiza(Ali ko hilate huvi)- Kaha koe gae.
Ali- Agar mai ha bhi kardu...to aapki doste to jante hogi ki mai aapka bhai hu...to phire
Ramiza- Koe nahi janta...kyuki men sabe ko kah rakha hai....mai Sahil ki bhen hu...tumhari nahi....aur vo bhi to mujhe aapi kah kar he bulata hai
Ali- Bhetreen.....To mai tyaar hu...kabe ka hai picknic
Ramiza- 4 dine bade ka hai...
Ali- Tke hai aapi...banda hajir ho gae ga ..lekine
Ramiza- Lekine kya ???
Ali- Vo mai aapko rate ko batao ga...tke hai
Ramiza- Tke hai
Ali- Ab chle ..Baby
Ramiza- Baby??kone baby??
Ali- Tum baby...aur kone
Ramiza- Vo kesi??
Ali- Ari ab sai tum meri Gf ho na...es leyi...My Sweet Baby....oh sorry Sweet ho ya sour y to bade mai pata chle ga
Ramiza- Vo kesi???
Ali- Ari bde jalde hai jane nai ki....raate ko aakar Pura explain karuga....vo bhi practical ki sathe...samjhe
Ramiza- Tum kb kya kah te ho...kuch samjhe nahi aata
Ali-Chinta mate karo baby...raate ko saari doute clear kar dunga....ab chle
Ramiza- Tke hai...chlo
Y kah kar Mai aur Ramiza Cinema hall mai vapas aa gae
Neha(hse ti huvi)- Kaam ho gaya Kya ali??
Ali- Nahi aapi baki hai abhi...lekine bhote jalde ho jae ga
Neha- Behtreen
Ali- Lo side hoyi....hmi betni degiye
Neha- Le ho gae aagao
Phire Ramiza aur Ali vapas apni apni seat par bete gae
Aur picture dekhni lagi....kuch deir bade picture khatam ho gae aur sabhi log bhar aa gae
Taslim- Movie to bhote acchi thi...he na Tamana
Tamanna- Ha sahi kaha...tummhi kesi lagi Rukhsaar
Rukhsaar- Ari mujhe chode.....aur Ramiza aur Neha si pucho ki unhi movie kesi lagi
Tamanna- Lekine kyu
Rukhsaar- Kyuki asli picture to en honi hi dekhe hai
Y sune kar Neha aur Ramiza ek sathe bole
"Tumhari kahni ka matlb kya hai???"
Rukhsaar- Ari mai to kah rahi hu...ki aapki seat upar ki side thi na ...es leyi aapko pichture achi si dekhi
hogi
Rukhsaar ki bate sune kar Ramiz aaur Neha kuch bolne waali thi ki tabhi Ali bola
Ali- Ari cinta kyu karti ho ....agle baar aapko bhi dekha degi
Ali ke ese bate par Neha aur Ramiza dono hase si aur bole
Neha- Ha dikhana...vo bhi HD mai
Ramiza- Nahi aapi ....HD nahi..balki 4K Ultra HD
Y suen kar Rukhsaar kuch bolne waali thi tabhi Ali bola
Ali- Ab bse bhi kegiye...aap sabhi aur chleyi yaha si....ammi aur bake ki ghar waali raha dekh rahi hogi
Y sune kar sabhi mall si bhar ki aur chle deyi jah uhi .....Baaki ki ghar waali mele gae unh dekh kar Ali
bola
Ali- Ammi and Meri Pyari Chachi jaaaan's ..Kya shooping ho gae aaki
Husana- Ha ho gae ...ab chle ghar
Ali- Chlo
Y kah kar Sbhi gade mai bete gae...aur ghar ki aur nikale gae
Ghar phoche kar
Neha- Ali ye smane rakhwani mai maded kar de
Ali- Ji aapi
Y kah kar Ali ni sara samane Ghar mai rakh diya...aur phire bola
Ali- Ab mai ....meri kamri mai ja raha hu....agar koe madade chaehiye to kah dena
Neha- Tke hai...ja
Y kah kar Ali apni room mai chla gaya
Room mai phoch kar
Ali - Yaar aaj to kaafi kaam karlryi ab thode der aaram kar leta hu...bade mai chode gai kesi ki maa bhen
ko
Y soch kar Ali soa gaya ....mere sone ki thode der bade Ali kesi nai gate bajaya
Ali- (dhire si) Kon madarchod hoga...pata nahi keski gande ka kida jaga hai....(jor si).Ha raha hu ek min.
Y kah kar Ali gate ki pass gaya aur gate khola
Tabhi uski samni....jo tha uski dekh kar uski muh par hasi nache gae....aur uska lund khad ho gaya
Naya update bhote jalde
Y kah kar hm ni food counter par bill pay kiya aur phire Vapas Cinema hall mi aagae aur apni apni seat par bete gae
Neha- Ari itna time kesi laga diya dono ni??
Ali- Ari kuch nahi aapi ....vo bide bhote jayada thi...es karn time lag gaya...lo y lo aap sabhi
Ramiza- La de
Ali(Kamine hasi ki sath)- Lo lo...jalde lo...mi to kabe si yahi chata hu
Ramiza- Mtlb kya hi tera
Ali- Vahi jo aap samjhe rahi hi......Coldrink aur popcorn dena ka
Ramiza- Mai sabe samjhe thi hu...tere kahni ka matlb
Neha- Oh ho...dono fire si suru ho gae....Ab chup chap picture dekho
Ramiza- Tke hi aapi...ab nahi ladugi...par aap esi bh samjha degiye...ki mujhe si na uljha kari
Neha- Ali tu bhi mate lada kar esi si tke hi
Ali- Tke hi aapi...(mane mi)-Mi to nahi laduga par Junaid ka kuch nahi kah sakta....vo to eski basanti si ladni ki leyi kab si tayyar hi
Tabhi picture suru ho gae aur sabhi picture dekhni lagi
Picture suru honi ki kuch der bade ek sexy sa item song baja....jesmi heroin ko dekh kar Ali ki halate kharab honi lagi
Ali mane mi)- Kya karu.....Es Mombati ni to ..phire si soe huvi aaramna jaga deyi......koe jogade dudna padega
Junaide(Ali si)- Ari bhai...pass mai do do maste maal hi....aur tum edhar udhar jogade ki talash mai ho
Ali(Junaide si)- Kah to tu tke raha hi...lekine dono mai si keski maje lu
Junaide(Ali si)- Bhai Y Neha to apni hi hai...jab mne karga eski le legi....lekine Ramiza abhi kachi kale hi....aur tum to jante hi ho....mujhe kachi kaliya kitni pasande hai
Ali(Junaide si)- Janta hu....ab esi kale ki bhi fule bne ka wakte aa gaya hi
Junaide(Ali si)- Bhtrenn......
Ali(mane mi)- Ab mujhe kuch aisa karna hoga ...ki y kude mujhe bole....ki " Khunde na kadkao raja ...sidha andar aao raja"....par kya karo....soch ali soch.....idea....ab ye hi karna chaeyi
Ali y soch raha tha tabhi Ramiza Ali ki kaan ki pass aae aur bole
Ramiza(Ali si)- Ali kya kal tume meri sath .....mere college chle sakti ho
Ali - Kyu kya huva ....koie pareshani ....bina kesi ghabrahte ki bole do
Ramiza- Kya tume ek min. ki leyi bhar aa sakti ho....agar mai vaha par kuch bole to Neha aapi ko pata chle gae ga
Ali- Tke hai...tum chlo mai aata hu
Ramiza- Tke hai.....Neha Aapi mai abhi washroom ja kar aate hu
Neha- Tke hai....jalde aana
Ramiza- Okay aapi
Y kah kar Ramiza cinema hall si bhar nikale gae
Ramiza ki jate hi Neha bole
Neha(haste huvi)- Kyu M.C ...kahi eska bhi program fix kar diya kya
Ali- M.C matlb??
Neha- M.C matlb Maha Chudakade
Ali- To tke hai...mai aata hu abhi....usi kuch bate karni hai...
Neha- Bate he karna....aur kuch mate kar dena...varna bechari ka kya hoga
Ali- Tke hai aapi....aata hu...bs 5 min. mai
Y kah kar Ali vaha si bhar aa gaya....aur Ramiza ko dunde nai laga tabhi usi awwaz aae
Ramiza- Ali yaha aao
Ali-Aya aapi
y kah kar ali ramiza ki taraf chle diya...aur uski pass jake bola
Ali- Kya huva aapi...abe bataeyi
Ramiza- Ali vo bate asi hai ki....vo..
Ali- Ari bindass ho ki batao.....ya mai aapko bindaas karu
Ramiza- Bindas karu matlb???
Ali- Matlb mai aapko practical karki batao ga...lekine abhi y batao ki aakhire batae kya hai
Ramiza- Vo darasale bate yai hai ki...mujhe apni dosto ki sathe pickinc jana hai
Ali- To jaao na kesni roka hai...Ammi si mai bate kar lunga....Esmi kya pareshani hai
Ramiza- Pareshani hai
Ali- Matlb??
Ramiza- Vo picknick par jani vale sabhi ladkiyo ko ....apni BF ki sathe aana hoga...aur es picknic ki durane un dono ko sath rahna hoga
Ali- To dekete yai hai ki aap ka koe Bf nahi hai...hena
Ramiza- Ha
Ali- To picknic par jana cancel kardo....jabe bne jae tab chle jana
Ramiza- Mai aisa nahi kar sakti ...kyuki mani apni college mai kah diya hai ki mai es Picknic par jarur aau ge...vo bhi apni Boy friend ki saath
Ali- To aap batao aap chahte kya hai....mai kya karu esmi
Ramiza- Kya tum Picknic par meri B f bne kar chlo ge
Y sune kar Ali ki mane mai awaaz aae
"Kyu beta Mane mai ladu putha"
Ali(mane mai)- Ha chodo maharaj
Ramiza(Ali ko hilate huvi)- Kaha koe gae.
Ali- Agar mai ha bhi kardu...to aapki doste to jante hogi ki mai aapka bhai hu...to phire
Ramiza- Koe nahi janta...kyuki men sabe ko kah rakha hai....mai Sahil ki bhen hu...tumhari nahi....aur vo bhi to mujhe aapi kah kar he bulata hai
Ali- Bhetreen.....To mai tyaar hu...kabe ka hai picknic
Ramiza- 4 dine bade ka hai...
Ali- Tke hai aapi...banda hajir ho gae ga ..lekine
Ramiza- Lekine kya ???
Ali- Vo mai aapko rate ko batao ga...tke hai
Ramiza- Tke hai
Ali- Ab chle ..Baby
Ramiza- Baby??kone baby??
Ali- Tum baby...aur kone
Ramiza- Vo kesi??
Ali- Ari ab sai tum meri Gf ho na...es leyi...My Sweet Baby....oh sorry Sweet ho ya sour y to bade mai pata chle ga
Ramiza- Vo kesi???
Ali- Ari bde jalde hai jane nai ki....raate ko aakar Pura explain karuga....vo bhi practical ki sathe...samjhe
Ramiza- Tum kb kya kah te ho...kuch samjhe nahi aata
Ali-Chinta mate karo baby...raate ko saari doute clear kar dunga....ab chle
Ramiza- Tke hai...chlo
Y kah kar Mai aur Ramiza Cinema hall mai vapas aa gae
Neha(hse ti huvi)- Kaam ho gaya Kya ali??
Ali- Nahi aapi baki hai abhi...lekine bhote jalde ho jae ga
Neha- Behtreen
Ali- Lo side hoyi....hmi betni degiye
Neha- Le ho gae aagao
Phire Ramiza aur Ali vapas apni apni seat par bete gae
Aur picture dekhni lagi....kuch deir bade picture khatam ho gae aur sabhi log bhar aa gae
Taslim- Movie to bhote acchi thi...he na Tamana
Tamanna- Ha sahi kaha...tummhi kesi lagi Rukhsaar
Rukhsaar- Ari mujhe chode.....aur Ramiza aur Neha si pucho ki unhi movie kesi lagi
Tamanna- Lekine kyu
Rukhsaar- Kyuki asli picture to en honi hi dekhe hai
Y sune kar Neha aur Ramiza ek sathe bole
"Tumhari kahni ka matlb kya hai???"
Rukhsaar- Ari mai to kah rahi hu...ki aapki seat upar ki side thi na ...es leyi aapko pichture achi si dekhi
hogi
Rukhsaar ki bate sune kar Ramiz aaur Neha kuch bolne waali thi ki tabhi Ali bola
Ali- Ari cinta kyu karti ho ....agle baar aapko bhi dekha degi
Ali ke ese bate par Neha aur Ramiza dono hase si aur bole
Neha- Ha dikhana...vo bhi HD mai
Ramiza- Nahi aapi ....HD nahi..balki 4K Ultra HD
Y suen kar Rukhsaar kuch bolne waali thi tabhi Ali bola
Ali- Ab bse bhi kegiye...aap sabhi aur chleyi yaha si....ammi aur bake ki ghar waali raha dekh rahi hogi
Y sune kar sabhi mall si bhar ki aur chle deyi jah uhi .....Baaki ki ghar waali mele gae unh dekh kar Ali
bola
Ali- Ammi and Meri Pyari Chachi jaaaan's ..Kya shooping ho gae aaki
Husana- Ha ho gae ...ab chle ghar
Ali- Chlo
Y kah kar Sbhi gade mai bete gae...aur ghar ki aur nikale gae
Ghar phoche kar
Neha- Ali ye smane rakhwani mai maded kar de
Ali- Ji aapi
Y kah kar Ali ni sara samane Ghar mai rakh diya...aur phire bola
Ali- Ab mai ....meri kamri mai ja raha hu....agar koe madade chaehiye to kah dena
Neha- Tke hai...ja
Y kah kar Ali apni room mai chla gaya
Room mai phoch kar
Ali - Yaar aaj to kaafi kaam karlryi ab thode der aaram kar leta hu...bade mai chode gai kesi ki maa bhen
ko
Y soch kar Ali soa gaya ....mere sone ki thode der bade Ali kesi nai gate bajaya
Ali- (dhire si) Kon madarchod hoga...pata nahi keski gande ka kida jaga hai....(jor si).Ha raha hu ek min.
Y kah kar Ali gate ki pass gaya aur gate khola
Tabhi uski samni....jo tha uski dekh kar uski muh par hasi nache gae....aur uska lund khad ho gaya
Naya update bhote jalde