Good one updateUPDATE 115
Mere land par Noor ki pakad abhi bhi lohe ki tarah mazboot thi. Uski aawaz mein us raat ki thakan aur gussa dono saaf jhalak rahe the. Main bas dard mein duba hua uski dastaan sun raha tha.
Noor: "Jab Heera ka paani mere halaq mein gaya, toh uske theek baad Panna ne bhi ek aakhri, jaanlewa dhakka maara. Uska poora jism akad gaya aur usne apna saara garm, gaadha paani meri choot ke bilkul andar nikaal diya. Uske baad usne apna kaala land jhatke se bahar nikala... aur mere baal buri tarah se apne hathon mein jakad liye!"
Mere munh se ek dabi hui cheekh nikal gayi. Ek anjaan gawar mard meri Begam ke baal pakad kar use zaleel kar raha tha.
Noor (Gusse se): "Mere baal pichhe ki taraf khinchte hue usne mujhe aisi-aisi bhayanak galiyan di... usne mujhe 'Raand' kaha, 'Chinal' kaha! Imran, usne aisi koi si bhi gandi gaali baaki nahi chhodi jo usne mujhe na di ho. Main dard se ro rahi thi, haanph rahi thi, par un dono mardon ke liye main sirf ek jism thi jise unhone buri tarah istemaal karke phek diya tha."
Noor ne ek gehri saans li aur mere chehre ke bilkul kareeb aakar boli. Uski aawaz ekdum thandi ho chuki thi.Noor: "Is sab azaab ke baad, main kisi tarah apne kapdon ke chithde utha kar, ladkhadate hue neeche apne kamre mein aayi. Jab main kamre mein aayi... toh tum bistar par kisi murde ki tarah gehri neend mein so rahe the. Tumhari Begam upar do mardon se luti, unki galiyan sun kar aayi thi, aur tum aaram se kharrate le rahe the!"
Yeh sun kar mere andar ka bacha-kucha guroor bhi mar gaya. Main kitna gira hua aadmi tha ki meri Begam ko do gawar noch rahe the aur main aaram se so raha tha.
Noor: "Tumhe sota chhod kar main seedha bathroom gayi. Imran... mujhe aaj bhi woh dard yaad hai. Maine bathroom mein baith kar, badi mushkil se un dono ka gaadha, namkeen paani aur veerya apni choot se aur jism se bahar nikala. Mera poora jism dard se toot raha tha. Meri janghein (thighs) kaanp rahi thin aur mujhe theek se khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha."
Main bistar par bas ro raha tha. Meri aankhon se aansu rukne ka naam nahi le rahe the.Imran (Rote hue): "Aaha... meri Begam! Mujhe maaf kar do... maine apne shauk ke liye tumhe kis narak mein dhakel diya... aaha... please!"
Noor ne meri in baaton ko an-suna kar diya aur meri mardangi ko apne hath mein kaskar dabaye rakha.Noor: "Woh raat mere liye kuch zyada hi lambi aur dardnaak thi, Imran. Mere andar ek inch bhi chalne ki taqat nahi bachi thi. Bathroom se nikal kar jaise hi main aakar tumhare bagal mein bed par leti... mera dimaag aur jism poori tarah band ho chuka tha. Mujhe turant neend aa gayi aur main behoshi ki halat mein so gayi."
Noor ne thodi der ka pause liya. Usne meri aankhon mein dekha, aur phir ek aisi baat boli jisse mera khoon sookh gaya.Noor: "Woh toh thi meri us raat ki dastaan... par ab aage kya hua? Agle din subah kya hua? Tum jaanna nahi chahte Imran? Kyunki abhi toh woh raat khatam hui hai... asli badla aur asli azaab toh us agle din ki subah se shuru hua tha, jab tumahari aankh khuli thi."
Noor: "Raat ka woh bhayanak azaab jhelne ke baad, agli subah jab meri aankh khuli, toh mera poora jism toot raha tha. Par tum... tum hamesha ki tarah aaram se uthe, naha-dhokar taiyar hue. Tumhe lag raha tha ki sab kuch normal hai. Jaise hi aap apni gaadi nikal kar office ke liye nikle, aur Abbu apni aadat ke hisaab se bahar ghumne chale gaye... is ghar ka sannata ekdum khatarnaak ho gaya."
Main bed par pada bas haanph raha tha. Meri saansein Noor ki mutthi mein qaid thin.Imran (Rote hue): "Mujhe toh lag raha tha sweet sexy Begam ki woh dono chhat par darr ke maare chhupe baithe honge... aahaa!"
Noor ne ek kadevi hansi hansti hue mere tade hue land ko halke se dabaya.Noor: "Darr? Kaisa darr Imran? Tumhe lag raha tha ki tumne un par chori ka jhootha ilzaam lagaya hai, aur police unhe poore shehar mein kutton ki tarah dhoondh rahi hai, toh woh darr ke maare chhat par dubke baithe rahenge? Nahi!"
Noor ki aankhon mein un dono gawar mardon ki woh chaud (attitude) tair gayi.Noor: "Jaise hi main aur Ammi akele hue... Panna aur Heera upar chhat se seediyaan utar kar aise aaram se neeche aaye, jaise woh is ghar ke asli Maalik ho! Unke chalne mein koi darr nahi tha, balki ek ghamand tha. Unhe dekh kar lag hi nahi raha tha ki woh do chote mazdoor hain jin par police case chal raha hai."
Noor: "Woh seedha aakar hall ke sofe par aise phel kar baith gaye jaise unka hi ghar ho. Imran... tumne unhe apni hawas ke liye is ghar ka rasta dikhaya tha, par ab woh is ghar ke kone-kone par apna haq jama chuke the. Unki nazron mein ab hum dono—main aur Ammi—is ghar ki izzat-daar aurtein nahi thin, balki unki khareedi hui rdiy*n thin."
Main yeh soch kar hi kaanp gaya ki mere jaate hi mere hi hall mein, mere sofe par woh do gawar baithe the aur meri Begam aur Ammi unke saamne bebas thin.
Noor: "Aur unke neeche aate hi... Heera ne mujhe dekha aur ek aisi demand kar di jisne mere bache-kuche hosh bhi uda diye..."
Noor: "Woh dono sofe par chaud mein baithe the. Tabhi Panna ne achanak ek aisi demand kar di jisne mere aur Ammi ke pairo tale zameen khiska di. Usne chaud mein aakar Ammi se kaha..."
(Noor ne Panna ki gawar aawaz ki nakal ki)Panna: "Sun Salma! Jaa hamare liye Daaru aur tum dono ke liye Saree ka intezaam kar! Aaj hum dono tumhe saree pehna kar chodenge, bilkul kisi raand ki tarah! Aur haan... baalon mein lagane ke liye Gajra (flower garland) bhi hona chahiye! Jaa, jaa kar le aao."
Noor: "Imran, main aur Ammi yeh sun kar shock mein aa gaye! Hum izzat-daar gharane ki aurtein thin. Hamare liye daaru (alcohol) poori tarah se 'Haram' hai. Humne aaj tak daaru ki shakal tak nahi dekhi thi, aur main? Maine toh aaj tak apni zindagi mein kabhi Saree bhi nahi pehni thi!"
Main darr aur zillat se kaanp raha tha. Meri Begam aur Ammi... aur unke samne daaru laane ki demand.Imran (Gidgidate hue): "Aaha... Noor, phir... phir Ammi ne unhe kuch bola nahi?"
Noor (Gusse se): "Ammi ne darrte hue unse baat karne ki koshish ki thi. Unhone kaha ki yeh haram hai... par unki baat poori hone se pehle hi... SLAP!! Heera ne apni jagah se uth kar Ammi ko ek itna jordar thappad maara ki Ammi seedha zameen par ja girin!"
Mere munh se ek khaufnak cheekh nikalne wali thi, par Noor ne mera land daba kar mujhe rok diya. Meri apni Ammi... mere hi ghar ke hall mein zameen par giri padi thin aur main office mein baitha laptop chala raha tha.Noor: "Main bhag kar Ammi ke paas aayi aur unhe sahara de kar khada karne lagi. Unke hoth se thoda khoon nikal raha tha."
Noor: "Tabhi Panna ko gussa aa gaya. Usne Heera ki taraf ghoor kar kaha..."Panna: "Haramzade Heera! Tune Salma ko kyu maara? Woh mera maal hai!"
Heera (Has kar): "Bhai, maal acha hai! Noor meri maal thi, par raat ko toh maze se choda na use tune bhi? Toh Salma par bhi mera utna hi haq banta hai."
Panna (Thoda shant hokar): "Theek hai."
Noor ne meri aankhon mein dekha.Noor: "Sun raha hai tu Imran? Unke liye hum aurtein nahi thin... hum sirf unka 'maal' thin. Woh humein baant rahe the, aur hum sirf khade hokar unki galiyan sun rahe the."
Noor: "Ammi ko rone aur tadapne ka mauka bhi nahi mila. Heera aage badha aur usne seedha hum dono saas-bahu ko dhamki di..."Heera: "Sun lo tum dono saas-bahu! Jaldi ja kar jo manga hai, market se lekar aao. Nahi toh beech bazaar mein nanga karke chod denge tumhe! Waise bhi ek police case chal raha hai hum par, ek aur sahi... humein ab kisi ka darr nahi hai!"
Panna (Chaud mein): "Jaldi karna! Humein intezaar pasand nahi hai. Aur haan... Daaru imported aur angrezi (English wine) honi chahiye, aur sath mein chakna (snacks) bhi hona chahiye!"
Noor ki saansein tez ho gayin. Uski aankhon mein be-basi ke aansu the.Noor: "Imran... unki aankhon mein aisi haiwaniyat thi ki hum itna darr gaye the ki hum wahan se bina kuch soche-samjhe seedha market nikal gaye. Ek Musalman aurat, jo ghar se theek se bahar nahi nikalti thi... us din sharam aur haya bhool kar un do gawar mardon ki gandi demand poori karne ke liye bazar mein daaru aur saree dhoondhne nikal padi!"
Bht chota updateUPDATE 115
Mere land par Noor ki pakad abhi bhi lohe ki tarah mazboot thi. Uski aawaz mein us raat ki thakan aur gussa dono saaf jhalak rahe the. Main bas dard mein duba hua uski dastaan sun raha tha.
Noor: "Jab Heera ka paani mere halaq mein gaya, toh uske theek baad Panna ne bhi ek aakhri, jaanlewa dhakka maara. Uska poora jism akad gaya aur usne apna saara garm, gaadha paani meri choot ke bilkul andar nikaal diya. Uske baad usne apna kaala land jhatke se bahar nikala... aur mere baal buri tarah se apne hathon mein jakad liye!"
Mere munh se ek dabi hui cheekh nikal gayi. Ek anjaan gawar mard meri Begam ke baal pakad kar use zaleel kar raha tha.
Noor (Gusse se): "Mere baal pichhe ki taraf khinchte hue usne mujhe aisi-aisi bhayanak galiyan di... usne mujhe 'Raand' kaha, 'Chinal' kaha! Imran, usne aisi koi si bhi gandi gaali baaki nahi chhodi jo usne mujhe na di ho. Main dard se ro rahi thi, haanph rahi thi, par un dono mardon ke liye main sirf ek jism thi jise unhone buri tarah istemaal karke phek diya tha."
Noor ne ek gehri saans li aur mere chehre ke bilkul kareeb aakar boli. Uski aawaz ekdum thandi ho chuki thi.Noor: "Is sab azaab ke baad, main kisi tarah apne kapdon ke chithde utha kar, ladkhadate hue neeche apne kamre mein aayi. Jab main kamre mein aayi... toh tum bistar par kisi murde ki tarah gehri neend mein so rahe the. Tumhari Begam upar do mardon se luti, unki galiyan sun kar aayi thi, aur tum aaram se kharrate le rahe the!"
Yeh sun kar mere andar ka bacha-kucha guroor bhi mar gaya. Main kitna gira hua aadmi tha ki meri Begam ko do gawar noch rahe the aur main aaram se so raha tha.
Noor: "Tumhe sota chhod kar main seedha bathroom gayi. Imran... mujhe aaj bhi woh dard yaad hai. Maine bathroom mein baith kar, badi mushkil se un dono ka gaadha, namkeen paani aur veerya apni choot se aur jism se bahar nikala. Mera poora jism dard se toot raha tha. Meri janghein (thighs) kaanp rahi thin aur mujhe theek se khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha."
Main bistar par bas ro raha tha. Meri aankhon se aansu rukne ka naam nahi le rahe the.Imran (Rote hue): "Aaha... meri Begam! Mujhe maaf kar do... maine apne shauk ke liye tumhe kis narak mein dhakel diya... aaha... please!"
Noor ne meri in baaton ko an-suna kar diya aur meri mardangi ko apne hath mein kaskar dabaye rakha.Noor: "Woh raat mere liye kuch zyada hi lambi aur dardnaak thi, Imran. Mere andar ek inch bhi chalne ki taqat nahi bachi thi. Bathroom se nikal kar jaise hi main aakar tumhare bagal mein bed par leti... mera dimaag aur jism poori tarah band ho chuka tha. Mujhe turant neend aa gayi aur main behoshi ki halat mein so gayi."
Noor ne thodi der ka pause liya. Usne meri aankhon mein dekha, aur phir ek aisi baat boli jisse mera khoon sookh gaya.Noor: "Woh toh thi meri us raat ki dastaan... par ab aage kya hua? Agle din subah kya hua? Tum jaanna nahi chahte Imran? Kyunki abhi toh woh raat khatam hui hai... asli badla aur asli azaab toh us agle din ki subah se shuru hua tha, jab tumahari aankh khuli thi."
Noor: "Raat ka woh bhayanak azaab jhelne ke baad, agli subah jab meri aankh khuli, toh mera poora jism toot raha tha. Par tum... tum hamesha ki tarah aaram se uthe, naha-dhokar taiyar hue. Tumhe lag raha tha ki sab kuch normal hai. Jaise hi aap apni gaadi nikal kar office ke liye nikle, aur Abbu apni aadat ke hisaab se bahar ghumne chale gaye... is ghar ka sannata ekdum khatarnaak ho gaya."
Main bed par pada bas haanph raha tha. Meri saansein Noor ki mutthi mein qaid thin.Imran (Rote hue): "Mujhe toh lag raha tha sweet sexy Begam ki woh dono chhat par darr ke maare chhupe baithe honge... aahaa!"
Noor ne ek kadevi hansi hansti hue mere tade hue land ko halke se dabaya.Noor: "Darr? Kaisa darr Imran? Tumhe lag raha tha ki tumne un par chori ka jhootha ilzaam lagaya hai, aur police unhe poore shehar mein kutton ki tarah dhoondh rahi hai, toh woh darr ke maare chhat par dubke baithe rahenge? Nahi!"
Noor ki aankhon mein un dono gawar mardon ki woh chaud (attitude) tair gayi.Noor: "Jaise hi main aur Ammi akele hue... Panna aur Heera upar chhat se seediyaan utar kar aise aaram se neeche aaye, jaise woh is ghar ke asli Maalik ho! Unke chalne mein koi darr nahi tha, balki ek ghamand tha. Unhe dekh kar lag hi nahi raha tha ki woh do chote mazdoor hain jin par police case chal raha hai."
Noor: "Woh seedha aakar hall ke sofe par aise phel kar baith gaye jaise unka hi ghar ho. Imran... tumne unhe apni hawas ke liye is ghar ka rasta dikhaya tha, par ab woh is ghar ke kone-kone par apna haq jama chuke the. Unki nazron mein ab hum dono—main aur Ammi—is ghar ki izzat-daar aurtein nahi thin, balki unki khareedi hui rdiy*n thin."
Main yeh soch kar hi kaanp gaya ki mere jaate hi mere hi hall mein, mere sofe par woh do gawar baithe the aur meri Begam aur Ammi unke saamne bebas thin.
Noor: "Aur unke neeche aate hi... Heera ne mujhe dekha aur ek aisi demand kar di jisne mere bache-kuche hosh bhi uda diye..."
Noor: "Woh dono sofe par chaud mein baithe the. Tabhi Panna ne achanak ek aisi demand kar di jisne mere aur Ammi ke pairo tale zameen khiska di. Usne chaud mein aakar Ammi se kaha..."
(Noor ne Panna ki gawar aawaz ki nakal ki)Panna: "Sun Salma! Jaa hamare liye Daaru aur tum dono ke liye Saree ka intezaam kar! Aaj hum dono tumhe saree pehna kar chodenge, bilkul kisi raand ki tarah! Aur haan... baalon mein lagane ke liye Gajra (flower garland) bhi hona chahiye! Jaa, jaa kar le aao."
Noor: "Imran, main aur Ammi yeh sun kar shock mein aa gaye! Hum izzat-daar gharane ki aurtein thin. Hamare liye daaru (alcohol) poori tarah se 'Haram' hai. Humne aaj tak daaru ki shakal tak nahi dekhi thi, aur main? Maine toh aaj tak apni zindagi mein kabhi Saree bhi nahi pehni thi!"
Main darr aur zillat se kaanp raha tha. Meri Begam aur Ammi... aur unke samne daaru laane ki demand.Imran (Gidgidate hue): "Aaha... Noor, phir... phir Ammi ne unhe kuch bola nahi?"
Noor (Gusse se): "Ammi ne darrte hue unse baat karne ki koshish ki thi. Unhone kaha ki yeh haram hai... par unki baat poori hone se pehle hi... SLAP!! Heera ne apni jagah se uth kar Ammi ko ek itna jordar thappad maara ki Ammi seedha zameen par ja girin!"
Mere munh se ek khaufnak cheekh nikalne wali thi, par Noor ne mera land daba kar mujhe rok diya. Meri apni Ammi... mere hi ghar ke hall mein zameen par giri padi thin aur main office mein baitha laptop chala raha tha.Noor: "Main bhag kar Ammi ke paas aayi aur unhe sahara de kar khada karne lagi. Unke hoth se thoda khoon nikal raha tha."
Noor: "Tabhi Panna ko gussa aa gaya. Usne Heera ki taraf ghoor kar kaha..."Panna: "Haramzade Heera! Tune Salma ko kyu maara? Woh mera maal hai!"
Heera (Has kar): "Bhai, maal acha hai! Noor meri maal thi, par raat ko toh maze se choda na use tune bhi? Toh Salma par bhi mera utna hi haq banta hai."
Panna (Thoda shant hokar): "Theek hai."
Noor ne meri aankhon mein dekha.Noor: "Sun raha hai tu Imran? Unke liye hum aurtein nahi thin... hum sirf unka 'maal' thin. Woh humein baant rahe the, aur hum sirf khade hokar unki galiyan sun rahe the."
Noor: "Ammi ko rone aur tadapne ka mauka bhi nahi mila. Heera aage badha aur usne seedha hum dono saas-bahu ko dhamki di..."Heera: "Sun lo tum dono saas-bahu! Jaldi ja kar jo manga hai, market se lekar aao. Nahi toh beech bazaar mein nanga karke chod denge tumhe! Waise bhi ek police case chal raha hai hum par, ek aur sahi... humein ab kisi ka darr nahi hai!"
Panna (Chaud mein): "Jaldi karna! Humein intezaar pasand nahi hai. Aur haan... Daaru imported aur angrezi (English wine) honi chahiye, aur sath mein chakna (snacks) bhi hona chahiye!"
Noor ki saansein tez ho gayin. Uski aankhon mein be-basi ke aansu the.Noor: "Imran... unki aankhon mein aisi haiwaniyat thi ki hum itna darr gaye the ki hum wahan se bina kuch soche-samjhe seedha market nikal gaye. Ek Musalman aurat, jo ghar se theek se bahar nahi nikalti thi... us din sharam aur haya bhool kar un do gawar mardon ki gandi demand poori karne ke liye bazar mein daaru aur saree dhoondhne nikal padi!"
Shaandar updateUpdate 118
Noor: "Main Panna ki godh mein uchhal rahi thi, tabhi Panna ki nazar achanak Heera par padi. Jaise hi usne dekha ki Heera Ammi ko ghodi bana kar unki gaand maar raha hai, Panna ka gussa aasmaan par pahunch gaya. Usne mujhe jhatke se apni godh se neeche gadde par patka aur Heera par chilla pada!"
Panna (Gusse mein): "Haramzade Heera! Tune Salma ki gaand mein apna land kyu ghusaya? Maine tujhe mana kiya tha na! Uski gaand ka chhed main khud kholna chahta tha, maine usko kisi khas din ke liye bacha kar rakha tha!"
Noor: "Heera ne apne dhakke nahi roke. Woh Ammi ki gaand faadte hue, hansa aur Panna se bola..."
Heera: "Kya karta Panna bhai? Tere is mote land ne iski choot ko itna dheela kar diya hai ki mujhe usme maza hi nahi aa raha tha! Isliye main iski gaand maar raha hoon. Ekdum tight aur naya maal hai. Dekh, iske gaand ke chhed se khoon bhi aa raha hai. Pehli baar liya hai isne kisi ka lamba loda pichhe se!"
Noor: "Ammi wahan ghodi bani dard se ro rahi thin. Unki gaand se sach mein thoda khoon nikal raha tha, par Heera ko isse koi fark nahi pad raha tha."
Noor: "Heera ki baat sun kar Panna ka gussa thoda shant hua, par uski hawas aur bhadak uthi. Usne Heera ki taraf ghoor kar ek bhayanak baat kahi..."
Panna: "Theek hai saale! Agar tune mere maal ki bade gaand faadi hai, toh ab main teri is noor ki bade gaand maarunga!"
Noor: "Yeh sunte hi meri jaan nikal gayi. Panna ne aage badh kar mujhe gadde par khincha aur zabardasti ghodi bana diya. Mere dono hath aur ghutne gadde par the, aur meri nangi gaand Panna ke theek saamne uthi hui thi."
Noor (Kaanpte hue): "Imran, maine apni poori zindagi mein kabhi pichhe se nahi liya tha. Panna ne apna woh 9 inch ka lamba aur mota land meri gaand ke chhed par rakha. Usne bina kisi gel ya thook ke, seedha ek zor ka dhakka maara."
Noor: "Pehle dhakke mein uska land sirf 20 percent hi andar gaya, kyunki mera chhed bahut chota aur tight tha. Mere munh se cheekh nikal gayi. Par usne mujhe hilne nahi diya. Usne meri kamar kaskar pakdi aur doosra bada dhakka maara... is baar uska aada land (50 percent) meri gaand ko faadte hue andar ghus gaya!"
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Noor: "Main dard se chilla rahi thi, mere aansu gadde par gir rahe the. Par Panna kisi darinde ki tarah mere upar haavi tha. Uske baad usne lagatar teen (3) aur kade dhakke maare... aur un teen dhakkon mein Panna ka poora 9 inch ka land meri gaand ke andar jad tak ghus gaya!"
Noor (Zehar ugalte hue): "Imran, mujhe laga meri jaan halak (throat) mein aa gayi hai. Meri gaand ke chhed mein itna bhayanak dard aur jalan mach rahi thi ki main bayan nahi kar sakti. Par us gawar ko mujh par koi taras nahi aaya. Usne poora land andar daalne ke baad mujhe kisi bazaari randi ki tarah gaand se chodna shuru kar diya. Woh lagatar mujhe dhakke maar raha tha aur chhat par hamare jism ke takrane ki 'Thap! Thap!' aawazein aane lagin."
Noor: "Jab Panna mera pichla rasta faad raha tha aur Heera Ammi ki gaand maar raha tha, toh achanak un dono gawar mardon ne aapas mein ek gandi shart (bet) laga li."
Panna (Dhakke maarte hue): "Dekhte hain saale Heera, aaj kiska paani pehle nikalta hai! Jo zyada der tak tika, wahi is ghar ka asli saand (bull) kehlayega!"
Heera (Gaali dete hue): "Theek hai Panna bhai! Lag gayi shart! Aaj is Salma ki gaand mein apna saara zahar nikal kar hi manunga, dekhta hoon tu kitni der tikta hai is noor ke pichhe!"
Noor: "Imran, unki is ghatiya shart ne hamari bachi-kuchi jaan bhi nikal di. Un dono ne dhakkon ki raftar badha di. Poore 30 minute tak chhat par sirf hamare rone ki aur un dono ke takrane ki aawazein aati rahin. Main aur Ammi ghodi ban kar unki maar kha rahe the. Hamara jism ab dard jhelte-jhelte poori tarah sunn pad chuka tha."
Noor: "Theek 30 minute baad is shart ka faisla ho gaya. Heera ki saansein phoolne lagi thin. Usne achanak Ammi ke baal aur kaskar pakde aur ek aakhri, behad lamba dhakka maara. Uska poora jism ainth gaya aur usne apna saara garm, gaadha paani Ammi ki gaand ke bilkul andar tak nikaal diya."
Noor: "Heera buri tarah haanph raha tha. Woh itna thak chuka tha ki usne apna land Ammi ke andar se bahar tak nahi nikala. Woh bas wahi apna poora bhaari wazan chhod kar Ammi ke nange jism ke upar dher ho gaya. Ammi pehle se hi dard mein thin, ab us gawar ke wazan ke niche buri tarah dab kar rone lagin."
Noor: "Heera ko jhadta dekh Panna jeet ki khushi mein zor se hansa... 'Haar gaya na saale!' Panna ki aag abhi shant nahi hui thi. Usne apni jeet manane ke liye meri gaand mein poore 5 minute tak aur bhayanak dhakke maare. Mere gaand ke chhed ki jalan meri aakhri hadd paar kar chuki thi."
Noor: "Phir 5 minute baad, Panna ka stamina bhi jawab de gaya. Usne meri kamar par apne hath gadhaye aur apna poora 9 inch ka loha meri gaand ki jad tak daba kar rakh diya. Agle hi pal... Panna ne apna be-hisaab garm aur ubalta hua veerya meri gaand ki nali mein baha diya. Panna ka paani itna zyada tha ki mujhe apne pichwade mein uski aag aur garmi saaf mehsoos ho rahi thi."
Noor: "Jhadne ke baad Panna bhi mere upar gadde par dher ho gaya. Uska land abhi bhi mere andar hi tha."
Noor ne thandi saans li aur meri aankhon mein dekha.
Noor: "Imran... us raat un dono gawar mardon ne humein poori tarah kachre ki tarah istemaal kiya. Meri aur Ammi ki choot toh unhone pehle hi bhar di thi, aur ab... hamari gaand bhi unke garm paani se poori tarah bhar chuki thi. Hamare dono raste un do mazdooron ke veerya se labalab the, aur unka paani hamare andar se ris-ris kar gadde par gir raha tha."
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Noor: "Main Panna ki godh mein uchhal rahi thi, tabhi Panna ki nazar achanak Heera par padi. Jaise hi usne dekha ki Heera Ammi ko ghodi bana kar unki gaand maar raha hai, Panna ka gussa aasmaan par pahunch gaya. Usne mujhe jhatke se apni godh se neeche gadde par patka aur Heera par chilla pada!"
Panna (Gusse mein): "Haramzade Heera! Tune Salma ki gaand mein apna land kyu ghusaya? Maine tujhe mana kiya tha na! Uski gaand ka chhed main khud kholna chahta tha, maine usko kisi khas din ke liye bacha kar rakha tha!"
Noor: "Heera ne apne dhakke nahi roke. Woh Ammi ki gaand faadte hue, hansa aur Panna se bola..."
Heera: "Kya karta Panna bhai? Tere is mote land ne iski choot ko itna dheela kar diya hai ki mujhe usme maza hi nahi aa raha tha! Isliye main iski gaand maar raha hoon. Ekdum tight aur naya maal hai. Dekh, iske gaand ke chhed se khoon bhi aa raha hai. Pehli baar liya hai isne kisi ka lamba loda pichhe se!"
Noor: "Ammi wahan ghodi bani dard se ro rahi thin. Unki gaand se sach mein thoda khoon nikal raha tha, par Heera ko isse koi fark nahi pad raha tha."
Noor: "Heera ki baat sun kar Panna ka gussa thoda shant hua, par uski hawas aur bhadak uthi. Usne Heera ki taraf ghoor kar ek bhayanak baat kahi..."
Panna: "Theek hai saale! Agar tune mere maal ki bade gaand faadi hai, toh ab main teri is noor ki bade gaand maarunga!"
Noor: "Yeh sunte hi meri jaan nikal gayi. Panna ne aage badh kar mujhe gadde par khincha aur zabardasti ghodi bana diya. Mere dono hath aur ghutne gadde par the, aur meri nangi gaand Panna ke theek saamne uthi hui thi."
Noor (Kaanpte hue): "Imran, maine apni poori zindagi mein kabhi pichhe se nahi liya tha. Panna ne apna woh 9 inch ka lamba aur mota land meri gaand ke chhed par rakha. Usne bina kisi gel ya thook ke, seedha ek zor ka dhakka maara."
Noor: "Pehle dhakke mein uska land sirf 20 percent hi andar gaya, kyunki mera chhed bahut chota aur tight tha. Mere munh se cheekh nikal gayi. Par usne mujhe hilne nahi diya. Usne meri kamar kaskar pakdi aur doosra bada dhakka maara... is baar uska aada land (50 percent) meri gaand ko faadte hue andar ghus gaya!"
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Noor: "Main dard se chilla rahi thi, mere aansu gadde par gir rahe the. Par Panna kisi darinde ki tarah mere upar haavi tha. Uske baad usne lagatar teen (3) aur kade dhakke maare... aur un teen dhakkon mein Panna ka poora 9 inch ka land meri gaand ke andar jad tak ghus gaya!"
Noor (Zehar ugalte hue): "Imran, mujhe laga meri jaan halak (throat) mein aa gayi hai. Meri gaand ke chhed mein itna bhayanak dard aur jalan mach rahi thi ki main bayan nahi kar sakti. Par us gawar ko mujh par koi taras nahi aaya. Usne poora land andar daalne ke baad mujhe kisi bazaari randi ki tarah gaand se chodna shuru kar diya. Woh lagatar mujhe dhakke maar raha tha aur chhat par hamare jism ke takrane ki 'Thap! Thap!' aawazein aane lagin."
Noor: "Jab Panna mera pichla rasta faad raha tha aur Heera Ammi ki gaand maar raha tha, toh achanak un dono gawar mardon ne aapas mein ek gandi shart (bet) laga li."
Panna (Dhakke maarte hue): "Dekhte hain saale Heera, aaj kiska paani pehle nikalta hai! Jo zyada der tak tika, wahi is ghar ka asli saand (bull) kehlayega!"
Heera (Gaali dete hue): "Theek hai Panna bhai! Lag gayi shart! Aaj is Salma ki gaand mein apna saara zahar nikal kar hi manunga, dekhta hoon tu kitni der tikta hai is noor ke pichhe!"
Noor: "Imran, unki is ghatiya shart ne hamari bachi-kuchi jaan bhi nikal di. Un dono ne dhakkon ki raftar badha di. Poore 30 minute tak chhat par sirf hamare rone ki aur un dono ke takrane ki aawazein aati rahin. Main aur Ammi ghodi ban kar unki maar kha rahe the. Hamara jism ab dard jhelte-jhelte poori tarah sunn pad chuka tha."
Noor: "Theek 30 minute baad is shart ka faisla ho gaya. Heera ki saansein phoolne lagi thin. Usne achanak Ammi ke baal aur kaskar pakde aur ek aakhri, behad lamba dhakka maara. Uska poora jism ainth gaya aur usne apna saara garm, gaadha paani Ammi ki gaand ke bilkul andar tak nikaal diya."
Noor: "Heera buri tarah haanph raha tha. Woh itna thak chuka tha ki usne apna land Ammi ke andar se bahar tak nahi nikala. Woh bas wahi apna poora bhaari wazan chhod kar Ammi ke nange jism ke upar dher ho gaya. Ammi pehle se hi dard mein thin, ab us gawar ke wazan ke niche buri tarah dab kar rone lagin."
Noor: "Heera ko jhadta dekh Panna jeet ki khushi mein zor se hansa... 'Haar gaya na saale!' Panna ki aag abhi shant nahi hui thi. Usne apni jeet manane ke liye meri gaand mein poore 5 minute tak aur bhayanak dhakke maare. Mere gaand ke chhed ki jalan meri aakhri hadd paar kar chuki thi."
Noor: "Phir 5 minute baad, Panna ka stamina bhi jawab de gaya. Usne meri kamar par apne hath gadhaye aur apna poora 9 inch ka loha meri gaand ki jad tak daba kar rakh diya. Agle hi pal... Panna ne apna be-hisaab garm aur ubalta hua veerya meri gaand ki nali mein baha diya. Panna ka paani itna zyada tha ki mujhe apne pichwade mein uski aag aur garmi saaf mehsoos ho rahi thi."
Noor: "Jhadne ke baad Panna bhi mere upar gadde par dher ho gaya. Uska land abhi bhi mere andar hi tha."
Noor ne thandi saans li aur meri aankhon mein dekha.
Noor: "Imran... us raat un dono gawar mardon ne humein poori tarah kachre ki tarah istemaal kiya. Meri aur Ammi ki choot toh unhone pehle hi bhar di thi, aur ab... hamari gaand bhi unke garm paani se poori tarah bhar chuki thi. Hamare dono raste un do mazdooron ke veerya se labalab the, aur unka paani hamare andar se ris-ris kar gadde par gir raha tha."