Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[AP 316]

Update-169(New Place)


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Maine Chang or Ami ko bataaya uss Abhay or uski family k baare mein... Actually yaad nahi ho toh main bataata hun briefly.. Uss time Vertigo haawi tha mujhpar or main satka hua tha ki kissi Manoj naam k bandey ne college Mein Ritu k sath ched chaad ki thi toh main wahaan gaya or Uss Manoj ki gand fodd di bahot maara maadarchod ko.. Coma mein pohancha diya ab uska bhai tha police waala ye Abhay usne mujhe arrest kiya or vertigo ki wajah se meri or bhai ki bhi annban hui thi toh woh help nahi kiye mujhe sabak sikhaane k liye.. Ab woh police waala Tha corrupt.. Lekin mere uppar case banaata usase pehle maine uske baapu ko bulaaya jo contractor hai usse dhamkaaya toh usne case waapis leliye or Abhay ko suspend kardiya gaya.. Uske baad uss ladke Manoj kaa murder hogaya hospital mein jiska iljaam mujhpar laga kyunki main galat time par galat jagah tha.. Lekin main thehra shyaana banda or turant innocent prove hogaya murder Satish ne kiya tha hospital ka ek ward boy tha ye Surendra k kehnye par.. Lekin fir bhi Insabka reason main he tha toh pakka ye Abhay or Uske bapu k kand hain..


Ab dikkat ye thi ki hum train mein they jo humein humaari city lejaa rahi thi jahaan humein filhaal Jaana Nahi tha issliye humne ek dhangke station par train kaa sath choda jahaan se humein Gurugram k liye bus miljaae... Wahaan se gurugram 130 kms durr tha hum station par uttare mask wagairaah lagaaya... Wahaan se humne auto liya or bus stand pohanchey toh bhenchod bus stand par bheed he bheed thi.. Iski Maa kaa ghonsla.. Humein bus milli gurugram Jaane waali lekin woh full thi next bus half hour baad aai or bhenchod aatey he full hogayi maadarchod log Bhaag Bhaag Chadd rahe they haryana roadways thi naa.. Fir kissi shyaane aadmi ne bataaya agar seat par baithke Jaana Hai toh bahaar private tourist buses millengi unmein chale jaao.. Paise jyaada lagenge lekin aaram se jaaoge.. Kasam se devta maanussh tha woh aankhein khol gaya.. Warna dunuyaadaari se vishwaash uthraha tha mera.. . Humlog turant wahaan se bahaar aaye toh kaafi saari mast private AC buses khaddi thi.. Humne Gurugram waali dhundi or baith gaye bc.. What the fuck we literally waste 1.5 hours for no reasons.. Humlog dophar 3 baje wahaan se nikale... Bhenchod iss beach fruity k sath uncle chips Khaane paddey... Kya din aagaye hain bc...


Raastey mein ek dhaabey par bus rukki jahaan Ami or Chang ne Khaana khaaya main wahaan bhi nahi khaa paaya kyunki kaafi spicy or oily bakchodi thi jo main digest nahi kar shakta nope.. 2 - 3 din takk chud jaaega sareer isase achaa chaaye sahi hai....


Gurugram Pohanchtey Pohanchtey humein 6.00 bajgaye.. Bhenchod main bahot thakk gaya tha aaj k liye itana he seh shakta tha... Wahaan se humne ek auto liya jisase hum pohanche uss bandey k area mein or wahaan humne dekha ek mast saa hotel.... Or usme hue set finally 3 rooms mill gaye yahaan Chang ki chapar chapar nahi sunani padegi.. Insab bhaagdoud k bich main bhoolgaya tha ki kitana serious matter chal raha hai or Kal he humne 15 se jyaada logon ko maara hai.. Ab 7 baje takk aae humlog rooms mein main gaya tha thakk bahot jyaada.. Issliye maine Ami Chang ko lagaaya kaam par unse badhiya detective koi hai bhi nahi mere pass.. Dono baap beton par najar rakhne ko kahaa maine unko.. Or khud aake room mein mast nahaaya pehle toh then kiya babhi ko call landline par.. Waise toh noukar uthaatey hain woh phone lekin jab main gharse bolke aaya ki main landline par he phone karunga toh surely babhi yaa bhai he uthaaenge phone..


Main-Hello babhi..


Babhi-Hello betu kaisa hai..?


Main-Fit and fine aap kaise ho..


Babhi-main theek hun.. Achaa kahaan hai tu..?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi-Delhi mein kya kar raha hai itane pollution mein woh bhi.


Main--Time pass just passing by..


Babhi-Kab aaraha hai waapis..?


Main-Soon..


Babhi-Soon kya hota hai day bataa naa..


Main-agle 2 yaa 3 din mein..


Babhi-Tu rest he le raha haina kuch kar toh nahi raha..


Main-Main kuch bhi nahi kar raha...


Babhi-Ami kahaan hai..?


Main-Ami Khaana Khaane gayi hai shayad..


Babhi-ok ok..


Uske baad fir Sam Ravi or mangal ne ek ek karke baat ki or mere pass karne ko kuch tha nahi toh karli baat and then bed par padda raha.. News wagairaah dekhi kand se related toh gas leak kaa maamla banaadiya gaya tha and baaki jo laashein kuwe mein thi woh abhi millne waali thi nahi or jab millengi tabtak mera koi relation naa rahega uss place se.. Matlab this is a win win situation.. Thakne k kaaran aaj mujhe thodi bahot Nind jarur aayi ab ye pata nahi woh thakne ki wajah se thi yaa iss wajah se ki main uss gandu aadmi k close jaaraha hun.. But dikkat ye thi ki what if woh mere saamne aagaya achaanak.. Tab kya hoga..? Beta gand faad bhaagna hai.. Baaki Abeer wagairaah sambhaal Lenge Abeer ne toh pehle bhi haraaya hai maadarchod ko toh ab kya dikkat Hai. Mujhse durr rahe bus woh or jaldi se jaldi nipat jaae kyunki filhaal main bahot he important time waste kar raha tha mera.. Ek taraf Red John Mass Murders plan kar raha hoga or main yahaan khudke he massle hall kar raha hun.. Nice dude nice...


Subah Ami or Chang mere pass aaye late night waapis aaye they wohlog..


Ami-Boss woh Abhay nahi lagta mujhe aisa kuch Karega.. He is a office nerd.. Ghar se office office se ghar.. Uska beta hai chota and he loves his family..


Chang--Same thing uska baapu bhi woh log normal hain kuch awkward nahi karte.. Ab yaa toh woh bahot shyaane hain yaa innocent hain..


Main-Shyaane toh nahi hain wohlog innocent he honge ek kaam karo aaj aaj or dekhlo kuch milta hai toh theek warna fir main milta hun unse..


Chang-OK..


Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye maine naasta kiya and then waapis bed par or main karne laga apne dimag mein bakchodi plans wagairaah banaane laga possibilities count karne laga har cheej ki..Shyaam takk Maine Atleast 750 plan banaaliye they alag alag cheejon se nipatne k liye jaise kya ho agar main ek lift mein bandh hojaau or aag ladjaae kya ho agar main jungle mein khojaaun.. Kya ho agar main kuch kartey hue pakkada jaaun.. Kaise main khudko innocent prove karunga.. Kaise main koi murder investigation solve karunga.. Wagairaah wagairaah.. Or gajab baat ye thi in 750+ plan mein uss kaali k liye koi plan nahi Banaa paaya main kyunki uski taraf jaatey he mera dimag so jaata hai issliye main gaya he nahi uski taraf..


Raat ko chang or Ami waapis aaye kuch nahi Milla.. Chang ne unke bank records wagairaah hack kiye koi badi transactions hui nahi thi.. phone records mein bhi kuch khass nahi tha.. Unka behavior bhi theek tha.. Sab theek tha toh maine socha next day main khud jaake confirm karleta hun ab yahi baaki tha.. So next day main or Ami chale uske bungalow ki taraf Chang ko main aise openly apne sath dikhaa nahi shakta tha toh hum 2 ko he Jaana tha..Uske bungalow k bahaar ek guard tha.. Usse humne shanti se pucha ki bhai andar Jaana Hai toh woh puchne laga appointment hai kya wagairaah wagairaah bhenchod Raastarpatti se millne nahi jaaraha hun main...lawda uske liye ab main appointment lunga.. Aajkal ye appointment waala Chutiyaapa bahot he jyaada horaha tha... Ami ne us guard k pait mein punch diya jisase woh apne ghutano par aagaya ulti karta hua..


Guard-s. S. S. S. Sorry sahaab...


Main-aage rokane se pehle cehra yaad rakhna...


Or humlog aaye andar ki taraf kaafi bada bungalow tha.. Humlog andar aaye toh hall mein he Abhay or Uska Bapu Ramesh Newspaper padh rahe they.. Or ek Lady thi 28-30 ummar ki kaafi hot jo shayad Abhay ki wife thi woh unhe chaaye yaa coffee serve kar rahi thi....or unke alaawa ek 50-55 ki aunty bhi side mein baithi thi jo shayad Ramesh ki wife thi..


Main-waah Ramesh babu kaafi bada makaan wakaan banaaya hai..


Ye sun woh sablog meri taraf muddey or Ramesh bechaara mujhe dekhtey he safed hogaya... Abhay k cehre par gusse or shock k expressions they.. Or wahin se main samjh gaya tha ki yelog ne nahi kiya lekin still thoda or confirmation karletey hain..


Main-Aise kya chownk rahe ho original hun bhai the one and the only..


Ramesh-Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho.. Tumne waada kiya tha ki tumhaara humaara koi relation nahi rahega future mein..


Main--fikar not main ek baat confirm karne aaya hun agar tum innocent ho toh doobara kabhi apna koi relation nahi rahega or Agar innocent nahi ho toh bhi humaara koi relation nahi rahega kyunki relation rakhne laayak chhodunga he nahi main tumhe..




Abhay-Saaf Saaf bolo kehna kya caahtey ho..


Main - Bataata hun bataata hun.. Baitho toh sahi..


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[AP 316]

Update-170(Suspect Denied)

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Ramesh or Abhay mere saamne aake khadey hogaye they or wahin Uski Maa ko kuch samjh nahi aaraha tha kya horaha hai... Aisa he haal Abhay ki patni kaa tha..


Abhay-Saaf saaf bolo AP kya caahtey ho baatein Matt banaao..


Ab mera Naam sunke uski maa kaa fuse udaa or woh hui apni jagah se khaddi ekdum se uska shock gusse mein badal gaya.. Woh mere saamne aake boli.. "tum ho AP" "


Main-Yo Aunty the one and the only..


Aunty-Tumhaari wajah se mera beta marra tha..


Main - Ummm! Debatable.. Keh shaktey ho lekin reality mein woh apni harkaton k kaaran marra.. Main nahi caahta tha woh Marre Haan coma mein maine he daala tha usko lekin maara kissi Orr ne..


Aunty-Sharam nahi aati tumhe ek Maa k saamne uske betey ki mout ki Kahaani sunaatey hue..


Woh Aunty rone lagi...


Main - OH Aunty maine nahi befaltu mein usko jaake maara tha college mein baithke laundiyabaaji kar raha tha woh tab maara tha.. Or rahi baat Kahaani ki toh suru aapne kiya sawaal puchke..


Aunty- tujhse ghatiya aadmi puri duniya mein nahi dekha.. B. Bhagwaan maaf nahi karega tumhe...


Main-Haao theek hai ab baat karun main inlog se tumhaara hogaya ho toh..


Aunty- thoda bahot toh afsosh hoga tumhe koi itana pathar dil kaise ho shakta Hai..


Main-Frankly speaking nahi I don't care woh Marra yaa nahi tumhaare dusare Betey ko jinda chhod diya wahi bahot Hai warna ye bhi uppar milta tumhe.


Ye sun woh jhapti meri taraf lekin Ramesh ne usse pakad liya Ami bhi aage aagayi thi..


Main-Oye Rambo aunty durr se baat karne kaa Haan.. Or tu piche hattjaa budhi hai bechari usko bhi maaregi kya..


Ami-Sorry..


Ramesh-Jaanki chup hojaao.. Bhagwaan Isko iske kiye ki saja jarur dega..


Main-Yeah sure jaise tere Betey ko milli thi uske kiye ki saja..


Aunty-Tu bhi waise he tadap - 2 k marrega bhagwaan kare tere aas pass sab hon lekin bachaane koi naa aaye.. Bhagwaan tujhe aisi mout de ki teri ruhh takk tadap jaae.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi millegi tujhe.. Ek Maa ki kokh ujaadi hai tune... Bhagwaan kabhi maaf nahi karega..


Main-- Aunty i am at a level jahaan badd dua lagni bandh hojaati hai I am above this shit.i am on another level... Or tum Pehli Maa nahi ho jiski kokh meri wajah se ujaddi hai even Tumhaari toh kokh maine ujaadi bhi nahi..


Aunty- tera ye Ahankaar he tujhe le dubega.. Tu tadap tadap k marrega..


Woh aise hogayi maano usme aatma aagayi ho.. Bhenchod tera beta konsa Charities chalaata tha saala ucha aadmi tha.. Achaa hua Marr gaya.


Main-Mera pata nahi but tumhaara beta jarur tadap - 2 k marra.. Kyun pata hai..?? Kyunki usne jo kand kiye they unki saja usse millni he thi maine thodi kam dee thi kissi ne permanently dedi.. Or Tu bc sun kya raha hai chup karwa yaa leke jaa isko ye sunane nahi aaya hun main..


Abhay ki wife uss budhiya ko forcefully leke gayi wahaan se... Jaatey jaatey woh chilaai "Yaad rakhna ye sab tu kyunki jab tu apni aakhiri saansein leraha hoga tab ye sab yaad aaega tujhe"




Main-Jab yaad aana he hai toh yaad rakh k kya faayda..itana space waise he nahi hai mere mind k pass aajkal.. Stupid budhi...


Finally woh lehen ki bawdi wahaan se chali gayi..


Main-Finally... Haasshh!.. Haan toh already mera time waste hogaya kaafi toh seedha point par aata hun.. Kya tum dono baap Betey mere khilaaf kuch kand plan kar yaa karwaa rahe ho.. I mean i know meri wajah se tumhaara bhai beta marra blah blah gussa hoge tum toh badla lene ki sochi hogi agar Haan toh Bataado...


Ramesh-nahi maine jaise kaha tha tumhaara humaara koi connection nahi rahega.. Humein pata bhi nahi tumhaare sath kya horaha hai.. Lekin Haan main dua karta hun woh jo koi bhi ho kaamyaab hojaae..


Main-Nice dude nice.. Ghar aaye mehmaan se aise baat karta hai koi bc... Khair tumlog nahi ho toh theek hai dhyaan rahe mere pith piche kabhi nahi Jaana kyunki pehle toh keval ek family member ko coma pohanchaaya tha abki baar tum dono ko pohanchaaunga.. Apni family hai achi khaasi uske sath jindagi jeelo aaram se kyun Befaltu mein kand karne hain..


Ramesh-humein tumse koi matlab nahi hai...


Main - Exactly.. Yahi puchna tha... Chaaye nahi peeunga bhenchod poison woison milaa doge tum physco log.. Or iss Aunty kaa ilaaj karao bhenchod paglait hai woh.. Chaltey hain humlog..


Ye bolke main wahaan se mudda.. Ye nahi they nope.. Beshak ye chutiye log dua or shrap deke mereko maardein lekin iss matter mein yelog involved nahi they.... Bhenchod befaltu kaa itana sab sunana padda..saali phsyco budhiya.


Humlog bahaar aaye toh woh guard apni chair par abhi bhi pait pakad k baitha tha..


Main-maadarchod lawde kaa guard banega tu wo punch mein 20 minute se padda he hai tu..


Ye bolke maine uski kursi ko laat maari toh woh kursi samett palat gaya or niche girra.. Or hum dono wahaan se bahaar aaye..


Main-Fucking waste of time.. That bitch was phsyco.. Kitana Chutiyaapa karti hai.. Itani overacting...


Ami-I mean tumne uske Betey ko maara hai itana reaction toh acceptable hai he.


Main-maine nahi maara re.. Waise theoretically speaking agar main usko nahi fodta toh woh icu mein nahi jaata or fir wahaan jaake uska murder nahi hota toh ek hissab se maine he maara hai usko...you are right.. Maine he maara hai what the fuck.. Khair jo bhi ho he got what he deserved.. I mean itana bhi deserved nahi karta tha woh lekin maine jitana diya tha utana jarur deserve karta tha so aage ka mujhe kuch nahi maalum..




Wahaan se humlog seedha hotel aaye.. Chang ko bataaya sab.. Bc ye bhi nahi tha toh kon hai maadarchod.. Dimag ghum gaya tha befaltu kaa... Kahin Balwan he toh nahi tha juth bolke margaya ho lawda.. Nahi fir uske aadmi ki or uski story match nahi karti puri tarah se.. Matlab woh juth toh nahi bolraha Tha.. Koi toh hai beta koi toh hai.. Kon..? Wahi toh pata laga raha hun lawde...


Aaj 5th day tha mera gharse bahaar or kaafi kuch dhund bhi liya tha humne or kaafi kuch baaki tha.. Ab ghar Jaane kaa time aagaya tha maine apna kaam kardiya tha ab lets hope team ne apna kaam kardiya ho.. Dopehar ko mast lunch karke humlog shyaam 4 baje k aas pass gurugram Bus Stand pohanchey toh bus bahaar he milgayi .. 5.00 nikali woh wahaan se 2.5-3.0ghantey kaa raasta tha or bichmein half hour kaa stop tha khaaney waaney k liye.. Yaani humlog 8.00 baje apni city pohanchey.. Wahaan se Ab Chang ko alag Jaana tha Chang bus mein he Humse alag hogaya tha taaki hum sath sath naa dekhein jaaein.. Wahaan se humne taxi Lee or pohanchey haweli... Taxi waale ko paise diye or andar aaye.. Gate par as usual Shyaam kaka or baaki guards they..


Shyaam-Ghum aaye beta...


Main-Yo kaka..


Shyaam-kabhi kabhi tere is kaka ko bhi le chala kar sath..


Main-kaka mere waali jagahein aapse hajam nahi hongi...


Ye sun sab hanspaddey.. Kaka ko Bachpan se dekhta aaya hun main he is the most loyal person we have...


Khair humlog andar aaye toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi Khaana lag raha tha or Meenu and Babhi wahin khaddi gappe maar rahi thi..


Main - hello guys...


Maine babhi ki just piche Jaake chilaaya jisase babhi darr gayi... Sathmein Meenu bhi..


Babhi-Oh my god... AP stop it..


Babhi se Galle Milla main.. Then Ami milli..


Babhi - Bina bataae aagaya bataa ke aata toh kissi ko bhejdetey lene k liye.


Main- konsa New Zealand se aaya hun main.. No problem.. Baaki log kidhar..


Babhi-idhar he hain... Aarahe hain dinner k liye..


Main-- cool main kapdey change karke aata hun..


Ye bolke main uppar room mein aaya or Mast nahaake kapdey wapdey change kiye and niche aaya... Niche sablog mera he wait kar rahe they dinner k liye complete family wahaan thi..


Deva-Kaisi rahi chhuttiyaan teri..


Main--Mast.. Woh chhodo Tumlog bataao kuch Milla..


Abeer-Haan final touch baaki hai sun..


Main-Abhi nahi subah... Mind fresh hoga toh easily samjh jaaunga...


Abeer-Ok subah sablog ikkatha honge.. 8.00 am..


Main-cool..


Dinner hogaya uske baad bhai ne mujhe terrace par bulaaya koi kaam Tha karke.. Abeer or Mangal bhi sath they...


Bhai ne kabhi aise nahi bulaaya mereko millne k liye Specially terrace par bc gand fatt gayi chhadtey-2....uppar bhai akele he they Main Mangal or Abeer wahaan aaye..


Main-Kya bhai saara Khaana hajam hogaya.. Aatey aatey.. Kya hua..


Deva- aao baitho kuch jaruri baat karni hai tumse..


OH shit kaafi lambe time baad bhai gyaan dene k mood mein lag rahe they..




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Awsome one AP bhai.. Ab kya gyan dene wale hai deva bhai lagta hai upcoming election related kuch stuff hai isiliye mangal ko bhi bulaya hai par abeer ka wanha hona kuch badi baat ka jikar hone ka sabut de rahi hai.. Kyun ki abeer is kind of utho khao pio peeto phir so jaao..... .jaror kuch election maine seen hai waise AP 316 bhai ek chota sa suggestions hai AP ko thoda political interference badhao... Matlab ab uska kuch to front face maine seen banta hai... Like abhi new election ho raha hai toh deva bhai to delhi ke liye book hogaye aur waise bhi deva bhai delhi hatiyane ka plan rakhe hue hain agle kuch salon maine to jahir sir baat hai yanha ka sara kisi ko toh sambhalna hoga.. Abeer to front face pe na aasakta aur baki rahe mangal rishi rohit aur AP... Mangal to party ko mqnage kar raha hai rishi Sare bande aur janha tak mujhe lagta hai Rohit iss waar Mla ke post ke liye jana chahiye mangal ko MP KE LIYE aur AP aur rishi ko party lead karna chahiye.... Baki raha CM toh wo thoda lafda wala post hai.. Us maine khud bethne se acha hai kisi ko bithake govt chalao like kandhe pe bandhook rakh ke like power to ho par direct responsibility na ho.... Waise bhi pichle wale kand ke baad mai election maine jo sab hua wo to behind seen hua jab AP usa maine tha tab to AP ka kuch role na raha ab lagta hai AP ko thoda poltical role bhi karna chahiye... Waise aap iska shuruaat to kar chuke ho uss politicians family ka introduced kar ke..... Waise ab iss crime solving seen kuch jada hi normal hogaya hai.... Ek hi chiz baar baar aane se ab wo maja bhi na aaraha jo pehle aata tha jab AP kisi case solve karta tha.. Ab AP ka direct RJ se confront toh na ho sakta hai par agar tab tak yunhi choti moti chalti rahegi to bhai surely bakiyon ka to pata nahini par maine jaroor bore ho jaunga... To bhai thoda sa suggestions hai

• THODA SA ROMANCE LAO... RIYA KA SEEN KA CLEAR KAR DO aanaya ka bhi kya seen hai wo bhi le aao
• AP ka thoda poltical involvement badhao.....
• Iss current plot ka khatam hone ke baad kyun ki ye kali ek eham character hai past se to iska to story seen banta hai par iske baad kuch chote mote plot na dalo..... Kab tak AP yeh chota game khelta rahega ab usse bade level pe khelna chahiye aare ab toh RJ bhi badi game maine aagaya hai...

Bhai agar aapko meri baat bura lage to sorry.. Par yeh mera ek suggestion tha as a reader.. Ho sake to mere baat aur suggestions to consider karna.....

 

[Naina]

Brilliant update AP sir...... Great going..

 

[janu2016]

Good going bhai......

 

[crazyrex]

superb update

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Sharad97]

Nice update

 

[Shyam Singh]

Mind blowing update...

 

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