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THANKS BHAIKoi confusion nahi
THANKS BHAIKoi confusion nahi
India mein aadhe se jayada musibat to ye padosi aur unka ye statement ki log kya kahenge karte hai. Aur ye padosi bhi apne dukh se nahi doosro ke sukh se dukhi rahte hai. Ye Deepali bhi yaa to apni beti yaa apne kisi rishtedaar ki beti ke rishte ke liye scene bana rahi hogi ye sab bakwas kar ke. Mast update.UPDATE 77
C chachi - acha dikha phir
Phir maine jitna sahi tha utana dikhaya
Maa- par beta yeh sakatiya mili keha sai
Mai- maa yeh toh aapko abhi bata nahi sakata hu bus aap etna samajh lo ki ab aap ke ladke ko chhuna bhi aasan nahi hai
B chachi- bada aya chunne wala enn shaktiyo ke aane sai ghamand bilkul mat karana
Mai- haa aap sahi keh rahi ho maine naa toh kiya hai aur naa karunga
Maa- par beta yeh sab toh kar payega
Mai- kaya maa
Maa- are mai teri biwiyo ki baat kar rahi hu abhi naa unn ki shaadi hui hai riti riwaazo ke saath aur phir bhi ghar mai etna ghul mil gayi hai par bahar walo ko jawab dena padega toh
Mai-aap tension naa lo
Deepali aunty (padosi)- kaisi tension ki baate ho rahi hai
Mai- are aunty namste
Deepali- haa haa thik hai
Maa- kaya hua aise kyu bol rahi hai
Deepali - yeh kaam hi aise karata hai
Mai-maine kaya kiya
Maa- toh phele beth
woh beth gayi
C chachi -aaj kaise bhul gayi rasta
Deepali -keha mai toh bus tum sabsai milane aayi hu tera ladaka bhi aa gaya aur hume khabar hi nahi ki
Maa- are abhi sahi sai kuch hua hi keha bus bhaag doud thi
Deepali-dekh bura naa manne toh ek baat kehu
Maa- bol naa kaya baat hai
Deepali - yeh tumhare ghar mai aaye din ttni ladkiya kyu aati hai abhi do toh nicche hi hai
Maa-woh toh bus...
Deepali-joh bhi ho acha nahi lagata hai tum toh jaanti hai ki apni biradri ki kaafi ezzaat hai yaha
Maa- haa woh sab toh thik hai
Deepali-dekh mai jada nahi nahi kehungi par chaar dosto ka anna thik hai par appne jaise ke saath raho toh jada acha hai naa
Mai-kaya kehana cahati hai aap
Deepali-dekho beta tum india ke top bussiness man ke bete ho aur enn logo ke sath ghumana phirana thik nahi hai
Maa-kaisi baate kar rahi hai aaj tuh tera dimag toh thik hai naa
Deepali-galat kaya kaha maine khudh hi soch le kaha tum aur kha woh harish ke dono bacche
Harish - sam /komal ke dad
Mai- aunty yeh galat bol rahi ho aap
B chachi -dev aise baat karte hai apno sai baado sai
Deepali - jaane de naa ab yeh tumhare haath sai nikal gaya hai
Mai-app kaya bole jaa rahi ho aisa kuch nahi hai
Maa-tuh yaha sai jaa abhi
Mai-par maa
C chachi -dev keha naa didi nai jao
Mai waha sai bahar aya toh mer pair wahi jam gaye woh dono wahi kadhi thi
Mai-tum dono yaha kaya kar rahi ho
woh dono bina kuch bole waha sai jaane lagi maine richa ka haath pakada woh mudi
Mai-kaya baat hai... Aree tum roo kyu rahi ho
woh kuch nahi boli
Mai-bolo bhi kaya baat hai
Richa -kuch nahi aakh mai kuch gir gaya tha
Mai-etna pagal nahi hu mai kaya baat hai
woh mera haath chudha kar masoom ko lekar room mai chali gayi
Mai aage badha ki phone aya
Mai-haa dad kaya hua
Dad -########
Mai-bus aya abhi
Mai bike lekar waha pahucha
Mai - kaya hua aap police station kyu aaye bataya toh hota
Dad -yaar force kiya
Maine sir ko phone kiya -sir ######maine sara mamala samajahya
Mohan -don't worry mai dekh lunga
Thodi der baad commisioner ka phone aya aur mai dad ko lekar waha sai office aya
Dad -yaar etane paise honne ke baadh bhi aakhir kannon ke aage jhukana padata hai
Mai-nahi dad woh baat nahi hai bus aapne desh ka har kaam ka process hai
Dad -kuch bhi keh beta par police par vishwas nahi hota
Mai-aap woh sab chhodo yeh baato richa ke dad sai baat ki nahi
Dad-keha tere jaane ke baad kam jada kiya nahi bus ussi mai lage hai
Mai-thik hai acha dad ek baat hai
Dad - haa bol
Maine deepali aunty ki baate batayi
Dad -woh aasi hi hai usska husband bhi parshan hai par beta abb unn dono ko ab unnke ghar bhej do
Mai-haa yahi thik rahega ab
Dad -chal jaa ab meeting hai 30 minute mai
Mai vaha bike lakar nikal pada
thodi dur hi gaya tha ki ek aawaj aayi
kaha ho tum
Mai-devika tum kaya baat hai
Devika -bus aap sai baat karnai ka man kiya aa jao naa
Mai- ata huu
Mai bike chata chata gyab ho gya
Wah ke sab loh mujhe ghurane lage mai bike joh chala raha tha parilok mai tabhi sare sipahi jhul gaye unnki aawaj sai sabka dayaan tuta toh sab bhi neehe jhuk gaye
Mai mahal ke sammne aakar bike roki aur andar gaya
Mai-lagata hai pura entzaam kar rakha hai
Ek aur Ladki in the list. Bechara Dev jitna bachna chah raha hai utna fansta jaa raha hai.UPDATE 78
Waha par kaffi sajaawat ki gayi thi aur par mahal toh phele hi etna khoobsurat tha par ess tarah sajaya tha ki woh neele asaman ki tarah lag raha tha
Tabhi ek payal ki awaj sunaai di maine ussk awwaz ki taraf chal pada woh piche ke garden mai sai aa rahi thi
Mai waha pahucha maine aawaz lagayi
Mai - devika devika
wohh jaise mudi mai usse dekhata hi rah gaya woh dhire sai mere pass aayi etne pass ki uss ki saase mere saaso mai hote hue meri aakho mai nasha laa rahai thi
Devika- asse kaya dekhh rahe ho
Dev- dekhata hu mai uss herre koo jiski chamak sai yeh saara parilok jagmaga raha hai
wohh mere bikul hotho ke pass aa gayi
Devika -toh kaya ess heere ko chumana nahi cahoge
Maine uss ke khule baalo mai apni ungaliya daal di aur uss ke hotho ko kas kas kar chusanai laga
Kasam sai insaan hokar ek pari ke hotho ko chuna bhi mushkil hoata aur yaha mei usske hotho ko chus raha aisa maine kabhi feel nahi kiya jaise kisi nashe sai bhi nashila thaa yeh kiss
Todi der baad uss nai mujhe dhere sai dhaka diya mai phiche ho gaya
Mai aage bhadha tha ki uss nai pass mai rakhe gulab sai bhara martaban feka
Mai - fuuhhh..........essmai toh paani hai rukoo abhi batata hu
Devika - ha ha haa apna cehra toh dekho kuch jada hi doob gaye chumban mai
woh andar bhaagnai lagi mai bhi us ke piche gaya
woh kahane ke table ke pass pahuchi mai piche sai usse pakad liya aur ghumane laga
Devika - kaya kar rahe ho chhodo mujhe phele khuch kaha lo
Mai - mai toh tumhe kaahunga
Devika - dhatt mai koi khane ki chiz hu kaya
Mai - haa tumhate hotho sai toh wahi lag raha hai
Devika hasati hui - he he he bus baba bus bhaut ho gayi meri taarif ab utar do
Mai usse utara uska toda balance bigada ussne share ke liye table par hath rakaha to uss ka haath red jam mai chala gaya
Devika - ohh foo dekha kaya kiya tumnai
Maine uska haath pkada aur uski ungaliya chusane laga
Devika - yeh kaya kar rahe chhodo gudgudi lag rahi hai
Mai - tumhe kaah raha hu aur kaya
Devika - acha aur kaya khana hai
Mai - Sab khuch
Devika - pet fat jayega bhukkad
Mai - koi baat nhi abb kah lo
Devika muskurayi
Maine aage bhaadh kar icecream uthayi aur uss ke hotho sai laga kar chusa aur ek bite kat liya phir uss ke karib jakar uss ke kamar pakad kar uss ke hoothoo ke kar uss ke gaalo ko pakad uska muh khol diya aur apni jeeb jismai icecream dubi hui thi uss ke muh mai daal di aur shuru hoo gayi lambi smooch
Mai behtahasha bus ussk hotho ko khanne mai laga hua sorry chumban mai wohh bhi kha piche rahene wali thi uus nai bhi meri gardan ko jor sai pakad liya aur meri jeeb ko chusnai lagi
Kiss karate karate maine uss ke hip sai pakad kar utahaya aur table par rakaha aur kiss mai laga raha uss ki saase phulane lagi uss naai haath edhar udhar kiya toh joh table par khane ki chhiz thi wohh niche gir gayi par humara dhyaan nahi tha uss par
Ab uss sai raha nahi gaya uss nai mujhe piche karnai ke liye mere seene par haath rakh kar piche karna caha mera haath uss ke kamar sai hat gaya woh piche guranai wali thi uss nai meri shirt pakadi
Meri shirt ke batan ek jahtake mai tut gaye
Mai - sorry hurt hua toh
wohh apni saase sambhalti hui bethi
Maine usse pani diya uss nai dhere dheere piya
Sach mai yeh saayd sabsai lambi kiss thi meri pata nahi kyu chhodane ka man hi nahi kar raha tha
Mai - sorry kuch toh boloo
Devika - kaise bolu bolti joh band kar di hai tumnai
Mai - kaya karu tumhare hoth rasele joh hai etnai
Devika - mere hoth yaa icecream
Mai- woh toh ek jhhuti mithas deta hai par tumhare een najuk hotho ki mithas ab mere dimag mai ked hoo gayai hai
Devika nai mujhe apni taraf khicha - acha pehale kyu nahi kiya ked etna tadpaya
Mai - kyuki ab mai jaan gaya hu tum saa payaar karanai wala koi hai hi nahi
tumnai etna khuch saha aur ek paal mai mujhe maaf kar diya yeh tumhara mere liye payaar aur mai chup hoo gaya
Devika - aur aage
Mai - aur pagal pan
Devika - kaya karu tumhare bate tumhari khushbu tumhari ladaiya sach kaho too maine esi din ke sapne sajayae the hamesha par
Mai - par kaya ab kaya
Devika - aapki dusri patniya bhi toh hai
Mai- mere paaar mai tumhe koi kami nahi aaygi haa woh manegi toh nahi sayad
Devika - aisa nahi hoga
Mai todha confuse saa ho gaya
Mai - matlab kaya
Devika - are baba jab tak aapki mohani shakti aapke pass hai aapsai koi ladki yaa aurat jada dur nahi reh sakati hai
Mai-kaya ohhh shit what the fuck mai essi liye yeh sab hai
Devika - kaya bol rahe hoo aap aur yeh shit aur wohhh fuuu pata nahi kaya hota hai
Mai - khuch nahi jaan wohh bus ess jaamne ki nayi bhasha hai tum bhi shikh lena
Devika - thik par aap etna tention mai kyu aa gaye mohani shakti ka sun kar
Mai- kyuki ess ke karan ladkiya mujhsai pagalo ki tarah chipak jaati hai hai
Devika - toh aapko dhyan rakhana cahiye ki kyu sabko chumate ho aap jis jis ko chumoge uss ke andar sai aap khudh ko nikal nahi paaoge aur aisa bhi nahi ki har kisi par ashar kar jaaye kyuki abhi tak joh bhi hai aapke sath aap janate ho woh sab phele bhi aapke saath thi
Mai- jaan tum aapne pita ji koo bula kar lao
Devika - kaya baat hai
Mai - mai ees shakti kaa tayg karunga abhi mai nahi cahata ki eska ashar meri behano par pade
Devika - aap pagal toh nahi ho gaye ho jise pane ke liye aapka dost mara gaya aap usse tayag denge
Mai - baat woh nahi uss samay saayad yeh wardan hota par aaj ke jamane mai yeh sharaap sai kam nahi hai yeh meri majuda jindagi mai jehar ghol dega
Devika - nahi mai aapko aisa nahi karane dungi
Mai - toh kaya cahati ho mai yuh hi sab mai bat jaau mai
Devika - woh sab joh bhi hoo mai nahi karanae dungi
Mai - man jao naa
Devika - kabhi nahi hoga aisa
Mai - upper dekhana jara ...........aree tum ro rahi ho maine uss ke aashu poche
Mai - agar aage sai ek bhi aashu giraya naa toh mujhse bura koi nahi hoga
Par hua ulata woh mere gale lag kar jor jor sai rone lagi
Mai - kaya hua kuch bataogi bhi
woh bus roiye jaa rahi thi
Maine jaise taise usse chhup karaya
Mai - tumhe meri kasam baato kaya baat hai
Devika - yeh kaya kiya aap na
Mai - bato jaldi nahi toh mai
Devika - rukiye batati hu
woh apne haath ragande lagi
Mai-daro mat mai ghussa nahi karunga
Devika- paka naa
Mai- haa baba haa
Devika - woh ...wohh.. Mohani meri bhen thii
Mera toh shir chakara gaya
Mai- kaya aur tum nai aaj tak chupaya kyu jab ki tum
Mai chhup ho gaya
Devika - kyuki mere maa pitaji ke baad bus mai hi yeh raj janti hoo par aapki kasam nai mujhe majboor kar diya
Mai - par kaise ho sakati hai woh tumhari bhen
Devika -wohh ees liye kyuki uss ki kundali mai dosh tha ki agar woh parilok mai rahi toh parilok tabah ho jayega humnai uss ka acche sai kahayal rakaha par maa pitaiji toh usse mile nahi aur jab usse apni shaktiyo ka pata chala toh uss nai galt rasta apna liya aur tum sai ladkar apni jaan jawa dii
Mai - par wohh achi ladki thi tum kaho toh mai apni shaktiyoo ke milane ke baad usse jinda kar dunga uss ki sahkitiya dekar usse
Devika ko toh saara sanasar mil gaya - kaya sach mai aisa ho sakata hai
Mai - dekho tum yeh toh janti ho ki pariyo ki ruh unn ke shaktiyoo mai hoti hai
Devika - haa toh
Maine paas sai ek chaku aur bowel uthaya aur apna hath kaat diaya
Devika jor sai chik padhi - devv
Mai apna khoon bowel mai dalanai laga
Mai haath aage kar ke - shii shaant ho jaao
Devika - kaise shaant ho jaao yeh kaya kiya dimag kharab hai kaya aapka
Mai - tum sunno apne maa pitaji sai kah kar unn ke aur mere khoon ke misharan sai tum apni bhen ka sharir bana shakti hoo kyuki maine usse mara tha toh mera khoon jaruri hai par yaad rahe ees sai bani nayi mohani mai mera khoon hai toh
Devika - rahene doo mai samajh gayi hu aab bus aap apni shkatiya vapas payee mai maa pitaji ko kahbhar sai khush karti hu par phele yeh khoon rokane de
Mai - wah bhai bhen aayi nahi aashiqu ko bhul gayi
Devika - baate band kare aur apna khoon rokiye bhut bah gaya hai
Ab ye kya tha, accident to nahi ho gaya. Kahin teeno ka ticket to nahi kat gaya.UPDATE 79
Mai - acha etni fikar ho rahi to kudh rok do
uss nai meri haath pakada aur chusane lagi hu thi ghaaw bhar gaya maine haath hata liya
wohh meri taraf dekhe nai lagi
Mai - haa haaa haa kaya dekh rahi bhut chus liya mera khoon ab nahi milega
Devika -kaya matlab mai tumhara khoon chus...
Maine uss ke hothoo par apne hath rakh diye
Rija -uhhhhuuuuu
Hum dono jhat sai alag ho gaye
Devika -maa aap
Rija - maff karana mai galat time par aa gayi
Mai - koi baat nahi mai ese aapke pass hi bhej raha tha
Rija - mere pass kyu
Mai- apki beti koo jinda joh karana
Rija chok kar - kaya kon si beti meri toh yahi beti hai
Devika -maa yeh mohani ke bare mai jante hai
Rija - tune kyu bataya
Devika - maa yeh jinda kar denge uss ko
Rija - kaya yeh apni shakti ka tayag karenge yeh aisa mujhe nagi lagata
Devika - maa app yeh bol kar ke enkaa apmaan kar rahi hai
Mai - koi baat nahi maa hai eenki bate mere liye ghusa hai par tumhare karan kuch kah nahi paa rahi hai aap joh bhi bolana caahati hai kah doo dil mai kuch mat rakho
Devika - nahi maa aap
Rija - sunaana hai tujhe toh sun meri payari si bachi kaya kasur tha bus todha saa bhatak gayi toh kaya usse marna hi jaruri tha kitne dukho ke baad maine usse pala aur jab usse humare bare mai pata chala tumnai usse ........wohh tez tez rone lagi
Maine devika ko eshara kiya woh apni maa ke pass gayi
Devika - maa chup hoi jao naa
Unn logo ke dekhane sai phele mai waha sai nikal gaya aur bike sai Ghar ki taraf
Mera dimag thoda saa kharab toh tha devika ki maa ki baate sun kar par apna dhyan waha sai hataya aur ghar pahucha koi dikh nahi raha tha
Mai sidha apne room mai gaya aur sidha bathroom mai ghusa aur sidha bhar
Mai - yeh saala bathroom kand mujhe marawa kar rahega mai bistar par beth kar mobile chalane laga
Todhi dher baad gate khula aur pari bhar ayi
Aur shir jhuka kar khadi thi
Mai - orry gudiya woh jadi mai dhayan nahi kiya ki koi andar hai
Pari - nahi bhai pata nahi lock kaise khul gaya pata nahi Chala
Mere muh sai kuch nikal nahi raha tha kyuki wohh jis haalaat mai thii uhhhhh chhodo
wohh mere paas aakat let gayi
Mai - tuh kab aayi school sai
Pari - bolo mat mujhsai kitna wait kiya maine
Mai - wohh jara ek kaam pad gaya tha
Pari - hamsai jaruri
Mai Chilla pada -pari
Pari uth kar beth gayi
Pari -kaya bhai app ghusa kyu hoo gaye
Mai-aaj ke baad apna compare kisi bhi sai kiya toh aacha nahi hoga tuh meri jaan hai agar tuh nahi toh mai bhi nahi
wohh mere gaale lag gayi
Pari - bhai etna payar karte hoo mujhsai
Mai - kyu naa karu apni payari behan sai tuh hi toh bachapan sai meri need aur meri bhuk ka dyaan rahakti chhoti hai par samjahdar bhi
Pari - aacha bus karo ab meri aur taarif nahi bhabhi aaj ro kyu rahi hai
Mai - kon roo raha hai
Pari - dono
Mai- yeh padasoi marawangi mujhe kisi din
Sidha didi ke room mai pahucha
Saloni- kaha tha ab tak etna sab ho gaya yaha
Mai - kaya hua didi aur tum dono chup ho jaao
Masoom bhaag kar mere gaale lag gayii
Mai-shhiiii chup chup ekdum chup baat kaya hai
Masoom roote hur hichak rahi -wohh maa ji hhhhuuu uhhhh
Mai -bus karo naa aur tum bhi chup hooo jao naa didi aap hi baatoo kaya baat hai
Saloni -maa enn dono mai sai kisi ek ko tumhe bhulan ko kah rahai hai aur kah rahi hai ki abhi kisi ko pata nahi hai koi baat nahi hai
Mai - yeh uss pagaal aurat ki lagayi aag lagayi hui hai abb jada ho gaya hai tum dono chalo yaha sai abhii
Richa chila kar -mai yahi mar jaungi par kahi nahi jaungi
Mai - tum todha saant raho challo abhi mere saath kuch baat karanai hai tum dono sai
Kaafi manane ke baad dono ko caar mai betha kar mai nikala
Mai - abb tum dono apne ghar raho abhi yaha kaa mahool aur garam hoga
Masoom - par
Mai - kaisi ladkiya hoo tum dono ladkiya kaam karnai sai bachana chaati hai aur tum yaha rahana cahati hoo
Riccha - bus tumhare aas pass rahenai ka man karata hai
Mai - yeh sab khuch nahi yeh meri mohani shaktiyo ka ashar hai
Masoom - kaya humare payaar kaa Koi mol nahi hai
Mai - aisa nahi par agar sayad yeh shatiya naa hoyi tum dono bhi normal hoti tum sab bus mujhe pana cahati ho par mai nahi kah raha ki paayar nahi par kuch toh eeska ashar hua hai tum sab par warana tum sab ek dusare ko dekhna pasand nahi karte
Richa pata nahi udhar muh kar ke kya kar rahi thii
Mai - tum kaya kar rahi hoo
Maine usska khandha pakad kar usse palata
......richhaaa
Mere haath sai stearing chutta side ke footpath sai jark laga aur car hawa mai udati hui ulati hoo gayi