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अपडेट 04

पहनावा देख कर कौन हँसता है... या तो फन्नी पहनावा हो तो हंसना भी ठीक... अपने जैसा पहनावा देख कर हंसना

खैर वो लड़की मस्त गाली देकर गयी अनिकेत और आव्या को साले लफंगे

कॉलेज में दाखिला तो हो गया...
तो ये पूरी कहानी कॉलेज लाइफ स्टाइल वाली होगी...

केन्टीन में ऐसा होना आम बात है... पर उस लड़के को मस्त मारा अनिकेत ने... वैसे बाप के नाम पर दादागिरी कर रहे गलत बात है... बाप का नाम नही लेना था

खैर इससे इम्प्रेस हुई वो लड़की जिसका नाम था - कोमल
दोस्ती हो गयी अब देखते हैं ये दोस्ती कंहा तक , और क्या क्या गुल खिलाती है...!!!

मस्त कॉमेडी, कॉलेज, लव स्टोरी लग रही अभी तक...
कंही ऐसा तो नही अभी लीड फीमेल आना बाकी हो... मुझे अभी भी ऐसा लग रहा पता नही क्यों.. वो कोमल में मुझे वो बात नजर नही आती लव स्टोरी बाली

देखो अब आपने क्या सोचा है...​

 

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Update 3​

To, pichle update me hamne padha tha ke kaise apne nautanki baj hero, Aniket ne jaise jaise karke apni maa ke diye challenge ko pura kar liya tha yani wo 10th ke exams paas kar chuka tha aur ab bari thi college me padarpan karne ki, ek nayi duniya dekhne ki ek nayi duniyadari samajhne ki

College jane ke khayal se hi aniket ekdum khush ho gaya tha, itna ke khushi me mare raat bhar use neend hi nahi aayi aur bhaisab subah subah mast naye kapde perfume wagaire lagake badhiya tayar hoke room ke baahar nikle

Baahar narayanrao nashta karte huye baithe the aur itni subah aniket ko is tarah tayar dekh kar unhe fullon ashcharya hua, matlab unke liye to anket ka is tarah subah tayar hona koi chamatkar hi tha, kaushalya kitchen me thi unhone wahi se use awaj lagaya

Narayanrao-arey kaushalya jara khudki se baahar dekhna to suraj kaunsi disha se nikla hai aaj, arey bhai hamare kuldipak aaj is samay pure ready hokar aaye hai, inki jara najar utaro bhai ye drishya roj roj nahi dekhne milenge (fir wo haste huye aniket ki taraf mudkar bole) ha tohamare kul ke chirag aaj subah subah kiski vaat lagane nikle ho

Aniket ke pehle nashta liya aur fir table par baithte huye narayanrao se nola

Aniket-papa, aaj ek baat puri imandari se sach sach batana, main sach me aapka beta hu ya main aaplogo ko mandir ki seedhiyo par mila tha

Aniket ka sawal usi ki tarah tha vichitra, par Narayanrao ko uske aise ajibogarib sawalo aur bato ki adat thi isiliye wo react na karte huye bole

Narayanrao- ab kya kare beta, ye aisa namuna hamare hi naseeb me tha, yakin na ho to hospital ke bills dikha du?

Bas an aniket ki nautanki shuru

Aniket-arey waah ab tak sambhal ke rakhe hai, aap thoda ruko papa, ek baar main kamane lag gaya na to aapki ye sari udhari chukka dunga, par ye bate chhodi aur ye batao ki aapko apne bacche ki koi chunta hai ya nahi, uski padhayi ki koi chinta?

Narayanrao(muskurate huye)- bas samajh gaya main tum kya kehna chahte ho, college kaise jaoge wo batao?

Aniket-kaise matlab, wo hai na aapki khatara..

Narayan-badhiya, bindast leke jao wo gadi mujhe waise bhi ab uski koi jarurat nahi hai

Aniket-hawww, fir aap ka is umra me paidal ghumoge, are aapki ye budhi haddiya is umra me itna kaam nahi sahengi tut jayengi, aapki khatara rehdo mere paas hai meri rampyari uspe chale jaunga main

(Rampyari ye aniket ke cycle ka naam hai)

Narayanrao-nahi nahi koi jarurat nahi maine waise bhi nayi gadi le li hai

Aniket-kya baat kar rahe ho? nayi gadi? Kab li?

Narayanrao-abi kal hi kharidi hai

Aniket-papa aako sharam nahi aayegi, aniket rane jisa handsome cool naujawan aapk khatara pe college jayega aur aap nayi gadi chalaoge, arey log kya kahenge wo dekho itna handsome ladka khatara pe ja raha hai aur uska bapu nayi gadi leke ghum raha hai

Narayanrao-ho gaya, kar li nautanki ye lo ab chabi pakdo apni gadi ki

Narayanrao ne apni jeb se nayi gadi ki chabi nikal ke aniket ke hatho me di aniket ne chabi li aur baahar jakar dekha to uske liye ek nayi splendor khadi thi (dekho waise to yaha moment bullet wala banta tha aur narayanrao bullet aasani se le bhi lete par kya hai na vyapari aadmi hai aur apni santan se bhali bhati parichit bhi to unhone bullet lene ka risk hi nahi liya par apna hero isme bhi khush hai)

Gadi dekhte hi aniket ekdum khush ho gaya aur wapis ander aate huye bola

Aniket-you are great bapu, ye bhi theek hai par aapko meri padhayi ki chinta hai ya nahi?

Narayanrao- anya apne baap ko mat sikha. Tujhe to ye bhi nahi pata hga ki main CMKB college ka ek director hu

Narayanrao ki baat sun kar aniket ko ashcharya hua

Aniket-bapu sach me kya? Par ek batao tum jaise aadmi ko director kisne banaya

Narayanrao-nalayak ek laat marunga na yahi to kamar tut jayegi aise baat karte hai kya apne pita se, aur main apne time me 12th tak padha hu samjha wo to baadme tere dadaji ne mujhe kahi jane nahi diya aur us college ki jamin tere dadaji ne us trust ko di thi isiliye tu wahi admission lega, maine kal hi waha ke principal se baat kar li hai

Aniket-arey gazab! Par bapu ek aur kaam tha

Narayanrao-malum hai, jaha tu jayega teri puch bhi jayegi, avi ke bare me bhi baat kar li hai, jao ab lagao vaat college ki

Aniket-bapu, I love you, aaj to aapko chumne ka man kar raha hai

Narayanrao- aye hatt! Wo adhikar teri maa ke alawa kisi ka nahi hai

Par aniket to anket hai to rukega thode hi usne apne bapu ko gale laga liya aur dono galo pe chum bhi liya

Narayanrao- aye kaushalya, ye tumhara nalayak beta tumhari property ke kabja karna chahta hai

Ab iske aage koi kuch bolta uske pehle hi aniket waha se nikal gaya aur narayanrao aasman ki taraf dekhte huye bole

Narayanrao-hey bhagwan kya hoga is ladke ka

Aniket apni shart jeet gaya tha aur uske badle me mili huyi nayi gadi leke aniket sidha avinash ke paas aaya, avinash uska tab se dost thajab dono ko chaddi pehanna bhi nahi aata tha, ghar ki haalat ekdum garib usme bhi uske pita bachpan me hi gujar gaye the, avi ko uski maa ne hi paal ke bada kiya tha, avi aniket pe jaan chidakta tha aur aniket ne bhi kabhi use bhai se kam nahi mana tha, dono me ladaiya bhi khub hoti thi par dono hi ekdusre ke bagair nahi reh sakte the, is waqt avinash apne ghar ke aangan me pair pasar ke baitha hua tha

Aniket-avya halkat ab tak tayar kyu nahi hua chal apne ko CKMB college jana hai admission lene

Par avinash ke kuch jyada utsah nahi dikhaya

Avinash-nahi yaar CKMB college nahi jhepega meko

Aniket-dekh dera baap upper jane ke pehle paise deke gaya tha meko, ab natak band kar aur chal

Avinash-nahi bhai samajh

Aniket-chal udhar deta hu aisa samajh, aur tu chinta mat kar ha main ek ek paisa wasool karunga aur agar jyada hi jarurat huyi to meri shadi me khana parosne ke liye rakh lunga teko, ab ye Ayesha jhulka jaisa muh band kar aur mast bacchan jaisa tayar ho aur chal, nahi to gand pe laat padegi yaad rakhiyo

Aniket ki baat sun kar avinash uske gale lag gaya

Aniket-abe kya subah subah sasural simar ka dekh ke aaya hai kya? Chal natak band kar aur tayar ho

Avinash 10 minute me tayar hokar baahar aaya aur use dekhte hi aniket ki hasi chhut gayi

Aniket-maine bacchan bola tha tu to johnny lever ban ke aa gaya, chal baith gadi pe

Dono dost college pahuche to waha admission ke liye lambi line lagi huyi thi

Avinash-anya abe kitni lambi line hai, apne ko milega na admission?

Aniket-avya apne baap ka college hai apne ko admission nahi mila to college hi band kar denge BC, tu tension mat le re bindass chal

Avinash-kaha?

Aniket-arey bapu ne principal se baat kar li hai, unko malum hai ham aane wale hai

Dono bagair admission ki line me lage aage jane lage, aniket aage ja hi raha tha ke koi unke beech ke rakte me khada tha, aniket ne use kandhe se pakad ke side hataya aur chalet huye bola

Aniket-aye chal na baju hat

Wo aage badha hi tha ke piche se ek awaj aaya

“ouch! Aye andhe ho kya, aankhen fut gayi hai kya?”

Awaj sunte hi aniket ruk gaya, avinash ne bhi wo awaj sun liya tha, dono ne piche palatkar dekha to pehle to unki aankhen ashcharya se badi ho gayi fir dono ne ekdusre ki taraf dekha aur jor jor se hasne lage…….



To Be Continued……

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Update 4
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Aniket ne use kandhe se pakad ke side hataya aur chalet huye bola

Aniket-aye chal na baju hat

Wo aage badha hi tha ke piche se ek awaj aaya

“ouch! Aye andhe ho kya, aankhen fut gayi hai kya?”

Awaj sunte hi aniket ruk gaya, avinash ne bhi wo awaj sun liya tha, dono ne piche palatkar dekha to pehle to unki aankhen ashcharya se badi ho gayi fir dono ne ekdusre ki taraf dekha aur jor jor se hasne lage…….

“hasne jaisa kya hua hai abhi yaha ”

Aniket- o hamper gussa nahi hone ka, hamari koi galti nahi hai hamne to tumhe ladka samjha tha ab tum ladki ho isme ham kya kare

Aniket aura vi fir jor jor se hasne lage jisse wo ladki aur bhi jyada chidh gayi

Ladki- tabhi to maine kaha na ki aankhen fut gayi hai kya tumhari?

Aniket(hasi control karte hue)- dekho main manta hu ke tum jo keh rahi ho sahi hai par mujhe ab bhi tumse koi ladki wahi feeling nahi aa rahi hai, kabhi dekha hai apne aap ko aaine me?

Aniket ki baat bhi sahi thi waise, pairo me woodland ke jute, jeans uspar tshirt aur jacket aur ye sab kam tha to hairstyle puri boycut, us ladki ko piche se dekhkar koi nahi keh sakta tha ke wo ladki hai, usme uska swabhav bhi pura ladko jaisa, bolna kisi ‘bhai’ jaisa aur gussa to mano uski naak pe baitha hua tha, wo ladki gusse me hi boli

Ladki-ab samajh gaye na chalo ab niklo idharse

Aniket(hath jodte hue)- mujhse galti ho gayi deviji I am sorry, ab khush, avya bsdk tub hi bol sorry

Fir avinash ne bhi kisi agyadhari balak jaise dono hath jod ke us ladki ko sorry bola aur wo dono waha se jane lage fir bhi unhe us ladki ki piche se awaj sunai di

Ladki-sale lafange !

Ab us ladki ke muh se apne aur aniket ke liye lafanga shabh sunkar apne avinash bhai bhadak gaye na par aniket se use sambhal liya aur wo dono principal ke cabin me pahuche, principal saahab abhi aaye nahi the wo aniket aur avinash unka intajar karte huye baahar hi ruk gaye, avinash ab bhi gusse me tha

Avinash-uski maa ki….BC usko sorry bola fir bhi lafange bol ke gayi yaar apne ko

Aniket-avya tu jab bhi bolta hai na nuksan ka hi bolta hai

Avinash ko kuch samajh nahi aaya ke aniket kis bare me bol raha hai

Avinash-ab isme kya nuksan ho gaya tera

Aniket- samjhata hu, dekh, mera bapu jo hai na wo ek number ka vyapari aadmi hai

Avinash-ab isme kaka kaha se aa gaye beech me

Aniket-bsdk chalti train me mat ghus aur jo bol raha hu sun beech me mat bol, ab sun, mere bapu ne meko ek baat sikhayi hai, hamara jo mood hota hai na wo lakh rupaye ka hota hai fir ye hamne decide karna hota hai ki hamare sath jo ghatna huyi hai wo hamara mood kharab karne layak hai ya nahi, agar hai to bindass apna mood kharab karne ka aur bhid jane ka samne wale se par agar wo baat faltu hai to ham apna lakh rupaye ka mood kyu kharab kare? Aur chutiye apan ne dekhna chahiye tha wo ladki hai apan log to sidhe nikal gaye the to galti to apni thin a ab jab gutter me mu dala ho hai to sun le na yaar aur waise bhi kya galat boli wo apne se bade lafenge is college me dhundh ke bhi nahi milenge

Avinash(hath jod ke)- baba aniket tum dhanya ho

Aniket-isiliye hajar baar bola hai teko mere sath rehte huye ache se raha kar log tere sath meko bhi lafanga samajh lete hai

Aniket ki baat sun ke avi ne mast ek mukka uski pith me jad diya

Avinash-bsdk!

Itne me principal saahab aa gaye aur dono principal se ekdum sajjan balak banke mile aur dono ka college me admission final ho gaya, ab us bechare principal ko thodehi pata tha ke jin sajjan baccho ko unhone admission diya hai wo pipal ke ped ke bhoot hai, khair chalta hai galtoya to sabse hoti hai principal se bhi ho gayi

Dekhte dekhte college bhi shuru ho gaya aur sath hi shuru hua avi ka aniket ke kaan pakana

Avinash-anya college me naye log milenge be, apne se dosti jamegi na unki?

Par aniket ekdum relax tha

Aniket-dosti na jamne me kya hai, apna funda clear hai bhidu ya to unhe apne rang me rang lene ka ya khud unke rang me rang jane ka

Dono class me pahuche, avinash vyarth hi chinta kar raha tha, aniket character hi aisa tha ke usko bahut se log jaante the, class me bhi kayi aise log the jo aniket ko jaante the aur unme se kaiyo ko aniket bhi jaanta tha, aur jis ladki se wo log us din takraye the wo bhi usi class me thi aur us ladki ne in dono ko dekhte hi apna cehra dusri taraf ghuma liya, ye baat avinash ke dhyan me aa gayi par apna hero ko apni hi masti me tha isiliye use to is baat ka pata bhi nahi chala

College ka pehla lecture shuru hua, ab pehla lecture tha sab shant baithe huye the aur isme apna hero bhi apvad nahi tha wo bhi shant baitha hua tha fir introduction ka daur chala aur lecture khatam hua

Ab apne hero ko itna samay shant baitha jamne wala tha kya, aap log batao? Ye to uske character me hi nahi tha jaise hi lecture khatam hua aur teacher baahar gaye aniket bol pada

Aniket-avya chal

Aur avinash bhi bagair kuch puche aniket ke piche ho liya

Avinash-abe par jana kaha hai? Abhi to pehla hi lecture hua hai

Aniket-abe yede pata nahi kya mahadev ke darshan karne se pehle nandi ke darshan karne padte the nahi to mahadev ke darshan adhure mane jate hai ab chal

Avinash-bhai tu theek hai na, ab kya mandir chalna hai kya apne ko? Aisa mat kar bhai tujhe mandir me dekh ke bhagwan bhi bhag jayenge waha se

Aniket-abe kam dimag, tere baap ne tera naam hi galat rakha hai, avinash battry rakhna tha jyada sense banta , upper wala akal baat raha tha tab hagne gaya tha kya

Avinash-na be tere sath ghum raha tha, ab jara samjhe aise bata, chutiya hamehsa ghuma ke baat karta hai

Aniket-arey avya tujhe pata hai, student college me admission lete hai ye multah ek andhashraddha hai, asal me admission canteen me liya jata hai re, college ka asli maja canteen me aata hai aur asal namune wahi paye jate hai samjha battry

Avinash-ha ha wo sab theek hai waise bhi bhuk lag reli hai apun ko chalo canteen me

Aur fir dono us jagah pahuche jaha college ke sabhi dham ek hote hai, college canteen me

Waha bhi aniket ke kuch pehchanwale the hi bas fr kyat ha dhingana chalu

Dekhte dekhte ek hafta beet chuka tha college shuru huye, wo ladki ab bhi jab aniket ko dekhti to gusse se hi dekhti thi par aniket ko use koi fark hi nahi padta tha sab ekdum mast chal raha tha tabhi ek din ek ladke ne ek ladki ko dekh k eek abharda tipanni paas kar di aur aniket wahi usi ladke ke piche tha usne wo sun li aur us ladke ko roka

Aniket-bhai teri behan kaunse school me hai re

Ladka-tu kaun be ye puchne wala?

Aniket-tera baap!

Aur ekdum ‘tadak!’

Aniket ne us ladke ke kaan ke niche ek jordar thappad jad diya tha aur wo kuch samajh ya kar pata isse pehle hi uski gardan pakad ke bola

Aniket- bsdk baap ka college hai mere dobara aisi neech harkar karte huye dikha na to gand pe aisi laat marunga ke dobara jindagi me kabhi pant nahi pehan payega

Par isme bhi avinash beech pe bol pada

Avinash-abe pant ka kya logic hai isme ?

Aniket-iski gand pe laat maar ke isi dono tange tod dunga to ye pant kaise pehnega be?

Itne me wo ladka aniket ko maarne ke liye aage badha aur niket aur avinash ne pure college ke saamne use jam ke pel diya

College shuru huye ek hi hafta hua tha aur aniket aur avinash dono principal ke cabin me the, aniket ne jab jhagde ka kaaran abataya to principal ko bhi unhe saja dena uchit nahi laga to unhone aainda aisa ka karne ka kehkar unhe chhod diya

Dono principal ke office se baahar aaye to saamne wo ladki thi, wo sidha aniket ke saamne aayi aur kamar pe hath rakh ke rasta rok ke khadi ho gayi, usko aise dekh ke apne dono punter bhi ruk gaye aniket kuch kehta isse pehle hi us ladki ne bolna shuru kiya

Ladki-main thi waha jab wo lafda hua, tune kya solid rakh ke di yaar us ladke ko, main tabhi samajh gayi thi ke tumhe pehchanne me galti ho gayi hai

Aniket ko kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha ke iskar pkya bole tabhi wo ladki hath aage karte huye boli

Ladki- hi main Komal, friends?

Aniket(komal se hath milate huye)- sure par main tumhe bata du ke mere dost hamesha kehte hai mujhse dosti karne se behtar hai kisi Bandar ko paal lena, dosti karne se pehle soch lo..

Komal-aajtak mujhe koi meri takkar ka mila nahi hai isiliye koi dost bhi nahi par par tum bhi meri dosti halke me mat lena

Aniket-theek hai komal, apni dosti pakki, kal milte hai..

Itna bol ke wo dono waha se chale gaye…….



To Be Continued….

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Update 2​

Shaam ko jab hamare Aniket Rane apne dosto ke sath udham macha kar khel kud kar apne ghar laute to unka swagat unki pujya matashri kaushalyadevi ne jhadu se kiya bas fir kya tha bechare aniket ko apni dophar ki maskhari ki saja sham ko maar kha kar chukani padi

Kaushalya aur Narayanrao ke beech ek alikhit karar tha aur wo ye tha ke dono me se koi bhi agar aniket ko daatega ya marega to dusra aniket ko samjhayega aur isike chalet to subah jab narayanrao ne aniket ko mara tha to kaushalya use samjhane ki koshish kar rahi thi par apni ulti khopdi ne kaushalya ko hi gussa dila diya tha aura b uska parinam bhi jhel chukka tha….

Raat ko jan narayanrao dukan se ghar aaye to unhone paya ke unke jo suputra hai wo ek kone me chupchap gumsum baithe huye hai aur kisi soch me dube hai, narayanrao ko samajhte jara bhi der nahi lagi ke ghar me kya hua hoga fir bhi unhone aankh ke ishare se kaushalya ko pucha to unhone bhi apne hath se ishara karke bataya ki unke chiranjiv ke maar khaya hai isiliye chupchap hai ab chuki in dono pati patni ke beech wo alikhit karar tha to narayanrao aniket ke paas jakar baithe aur use samjhane lage

Narayanrao- anu beta tum aise kaam hi kyu karte ho ki tumhe maar mile? Kabhi to ache bacche jaise raha karo, ye sabko is tarah satana achi baat nahi hai bet, hame bhi tumhe daat ke ya maar ke koi khushi thodehi milti hai, tum ye tumhari shararate kab band karoge..

Narayanrao aniket ko samjhato rahe the par anket ka to unki bato ki taraf koi dhyan hi nahi tha, wo to is waqt apni hi soch me tha aur narayanrao bhi samajh gaye ki ise samjhane ka koi fayda hi nahi hai jarur iske dimag me koi kurafati vichar ghum raha hoga aur Narayanrao ka andaja ilkul sahi nikla, kuch samay baad aniket bola

Aniket-papa, ek baat puchu aapse?

Narayanrao-ab agar main mana karunga to puche bagair to rahoge nahi, puch hi lo, ab hamne hi tumhe paida kiya hai to tumhare sawalo ke jawab bhi to ham hi denge na..pucho!

Aniket-papa, aap kabhi hamare padosi desh me gaye the kya?

Narayanrao-ab ye kaisa sawal hai, ye aajkal ke bacche bhi TV dekh ke kuch jyada hi hoshiyar ho gaye hai

Aniket-batao na papa aap kabhi hamare padosi dekh gaye ho kya

Narayanrao-nahi, main kabhi is desh se baahar nahi gaya hu

Aniket(apni maa ki taraf hath se ishara karte huye)- to fir aap ye aatankwadi kaha se laye ho, jab dekho tab mujhe maarti rehti hai….

Aniket ki baat sunkar Narayan ko hase ya roye samajh me nah aa raha tha, hasi to kafi aa rahi thi unhe, aur ye acha hua ki aniket ki ye baat kaushalya ne nahi suni nahi to fir s ek baar aniket ki ache se dhulai ho jati

Aisa nahi tha ke aniket sabko sirf satata hi tha, uski ye sab shararate to bas upper upper se thi par wo apne mata pita se behad prem karta tha, bas fark itna tha ke wo use jata nahi pata tha ya use apna pyaar jatana acha nahi lagta tha, aniket bhele hi maskhari me apne maa baap ko kuch bhi bol le par agar koi dusra aisa bole to ye use bilkul sehan nahi hota tha

Aniket ka ek baalmitra tha, Avinash Thorat urf avya, to ek baar hua yuk e avinash ne ek baar majak majak me kaushalya ke bare me bol diya “dekh anya teri buddi aa gayi”

Bas fir kya tha aniket ne ek ghuma ke di avinash ke kaan ke niche aur daat piste huye bola

Aniket-avya harami, ek baat dhyan me rakhiyo, meri maa hai main majak me kuch bhi bolu par mere alawa koi aur bole ye mujhe bilkul sehan nahi hoga, samjha

Ab aniket ne avi ko gariya to diya tha par tha to wo bhi aniket ka hi baalmitra usne bhi ek bharpur mukka aniket ki pith me jad diya

Avi-to sidhe sidhe bol na bhadkhau maarta kyu hai….

Samay apni gati se daud raha tha aur dekhte hi dekhte hamare aniket rane ab dasvi kaksha me pahuch gaye, ab yaha tak pahuchne me aniket ne koi parakram nahi kiya tha, wo kya hai na sarkar ka niyam hai 8vi tak kisi bhi bacche ko fail nahi kia jata aur 9th me school wale waise fail nhi hone dete bas isiliye ye mahashay ab dasvi me the warna apna hero to kabhi 5th bhi paas nahi kar pata,

Dekho aisa nahi hai ke aniket ekdum hi murkh tha, uska swabhavhi aisa tha ke wo kisi chiz ko seriously nahi leta tha, bas haso hasao ye ekmatra kaam tha uska ha par uske majak se kisi ko thes na pahuche is baat ka wo dhyan rakhta tha,

Bhaisab ne pehli baar dasvi ki pariksha di thi aur aaj result ka din tha, aniket ki result dekhne hi himmat hi nahi ho rahi thi isiliye usne result dekhne avinash ko bheja aur khud ghar par ruk gayaaur avinash ko sakht hidayat thi ke sabke saamne result na bataye bas itna dhyan rakhe ke agar ek subject gaya to namaskar bolna hai, do subject gaye to ram ram air teen subject me fail huye to jai shri ram bolna hai, avinash puri baat ache se samajh gaya aur result dekhne chala gaya

Kaushalya ne dekha ki unka ye putraranta to ghar par hi hai, waise unhe aniket ke paas hone ki khas umeed bhi nahi thi unki to bas itni icha thi ke aniket apne pita ka kaam sambhale, narayanrao bhi dophar me khana khane ghar aaye huye the aur aniket avinash ki raah dekh raha tha itne me avinash ander aaya aur ek jordar jaikara lagaya

‘bola pundlik varde hari vitthal shri gyandev tukaram pandharinath maharaj ki jai’

Aniket ne apne sar ko hath laga liya, use samajh me aaya gaya tha ki wo har subject me fail ho gaya hai, fir kya dusri baar koshish ki teesri bar koshish ki par natija wahi, ab padhega to paas hoga na, ek din kaushalya chidh kar boli

Kaushalya-anu sharam nahi aati na tumhe, kitni baar fail hoge, bas karo tumhare bas ka nahi hai ye

Ab aniket ne apni ab tak ki jindagi me kabhi sharam laaj lajja ke bare me socha hi nahi tha jo use is baat ka fark padta, wo natki bhav me bola

Aniket-maa papa, mere guujano se mujhe sikhaya hai ki failure is first step to success apyash ye yash ki pehli payri hai

Narayanrao-ha wo sahi baat hai par tumne us ek payri ki seedhi bana di hai uska kya gadhe

Aniket-papa aap hi bolte ho na 10th education ka base hai to bas main apna base majboot kar raha hu ‘slow education pragati ka lakshan ’

Nayaranrao-nalayak agar tu ek aur baar fail hua na to apni dukan me majdur bana dunga tujhe

Aniket-sach batau papa main na aapki wajah se paas nahi ho raha

Narayanrao-arey waah! Aur wo kaise bête

Aniket-dekho maa papa, main agar paas hua to college jaunga, fir aage naukri ke liye jaunga kisi dusre gaon ya fir main desh ke baahar bhi ja sakta hu, tab aap dono Buddha buddhi ko kaun sambhalega

Aur jaise hi aniket ne buddhi bola kaushalya chidh gayi

Kaushalya-nalayak, halkat, khud se paas nahi hua jar aha hai aur ham dono ko dosh de raha hai tum niklo beta ham sambhal lenge khudko

Aniket-maa challenge mat karo ha

Kaushalya-kiya challenge agar tum hare to tum wo karoge jo ham kahe aur jeete to jo chaho wo milega

Aniket collor tight karte huye bola

Aniket-ab to tum bas dekho maa main kaise paas hota hu fir mast shadi karke tumhare liye bahu launga aur fir tum dono ko char dham yatra pe ravana karunga

Aniket itna bol ke ja hi raha tha ke kaushalya piche se chilayi

Kaushalya-aur agar fail hua to Himalaya pe jane ki tayari rakhna

Narayanrao-ab ye kyat ha, hamare eklaute bacche ko tum Himalaya ke bhejogi

Kaushalya-arey nahi ji main ache se jaanti hu ise ab aap dekhna ye kaise paas hoke dikhata hai

Narayanrao-to fir itne din kiski raah dekh rahi thi 2 saal barbad ho gaye

Kaushalya- har chiz ka sahi samay hota hai

Narayanrao-aur agar hua paas to? Chale char dham yatra pe

Kaushalya-aapko lagta hai wo aisa karega, wo mujhe mere bhai ke yaha nahi jane deta aur yatra pe bhejega, wo batana nahi hai par hamare bagair nahi reh sakta wo aur na ham uske bina

Har maa apne bacche ko barabar pehchanti hai, kaushalya ne aniket ki sahi nas dabayi aur banda ek jhatke main sabhi subjects me paas aur annket paas aur avinash bhi paas…

Jald hi aniket ab college me jane wala tha aur uski jindagi me kuch anokhe badlav kuch anokhe mod aane wale the iski use khabar hi nahi thi….

Bahot shaandaar lajawab mazedaar update bhai
Bahot khoob superb

 

[Naik]

Update 3​

To, pichle update me hamne padha tha ke kaise apne nautanki baj hero, Aniket ne jaise jaise karke apni maa ke diye challenge ko pura kar liya tha yani wo 10th ke exams paas kar chuka tha aur ab bari thi college me padarpan karne ki, ek nayi duniya dekhne ki ek nayi duniyadari samajhne ki

College jane ke khayal se hi aniket ekdum khush ho gaya tha, itna ke khushi me mare raat bhar use neend hi nahi aayi aur bhaisab subah subah mast naye kapde perfume wagaire lagake badhiya tayar hoke room ke baahar nikle

Baahar narayanrao nashta karte huye baithe the aur itni subah aniket ko is tarah tayar dekh kar unhe fullon ashcharya hua, matlab unke liye to anket ka is tarah subah tayar hona koi chamatkar hi tha, kaushalya kitchen me thi unhone wahi se use awaj lagaya

Narayanrao-arey kaushalya jara khudki se baahar dekhna to suraj kaunsi disha se nikla hai aaj, arey bhai hamare kuldipak aaj is samay pure ready hokar aaye hai, inki jara najar utaro bhai ye drishya roj roj nahi dekhne milenge (fir wo haste huye aniket ki taraf mudkar bole) ha tohamare kul ke chirag aaj subah subah kiski vaat lagane nikle ho

Aniket ke pehle nashta liya aur fir table par baithte huye narayanrao se nola

Aniket-papa, aaj ek baat puri imandari se sach sach batana, main sach me aapka beta hu ya main aaplogo ko mandir ki seedhiyo par mila tha

Aniket ka sawal usi ki tarah tha vichitra, par Narayanrao ko uske aise ajibogarib sawalo aur bato ki adat thi isiliye wo react na karte huye bole

Narayanrao- ab kya kare beta, ye aisa namuna hamare hi naseeb me tha, yakin na ho to hospital ke bills dikha du?

Bas an aniket ki nautanki shuru

Aniket-arey waah ab tak sambhal ke rakhe hai, aap thoda ruko papa, ek baar main kamane lag gaya na to aapki ye sari udhari chukka dunga, par ye bate chhodi aur ye batao ki aapko apne bacche ki koi chunta hai ya nahi, uski padhayi ki koi chinta?

Narayanrao(muskurate huye)- bas samajh gaya main tum kya kehna chahte ho, college kaise jaoge wo batao?

Aniket-kaise matlab, wo hai na aapki khatara..

Narayan-badhiya, bindast leke jao wo gadi mujhe waise bhi ab uski koi jarurat nahi hai

Aniket-hawww, fir aap ka is umra me paidal ghumoge, are aapki ye budhi haddiya is umra me itna kaam nahi sahengi tut jayengi, aapki khatara rehdo mere paas hai meri rampyari uspe chale jaunga main

(Rampyari ye aniket ke cycle ka naam hai)

Narayanrao-nahi nahi koi jarurat nahi maine waise bhi nayi gadi le li hai

Aniket-kya baat kar rahe ho? nayi gadi? Kab li?

Narayanrao-abi kal hi kharidi hai

Aniket-papa aako sharam nahi aayegi, aniket rane jisa handsome cool naujawan aapk khatara pe college jayega aur aap nayi gadi chalaoge, arey log kya kahenge wo dekho itna handsome ladka khatara pe ja raha hai aur uska bapu nayi gadi leke ghum raha hai

Narayanrao-ho gaya, kar li nautanki ye lo ab chabi pakdo apni gadi ki

Narayanrao ne apni jeb se nayi gadi ki chabi nikal ke aniket ke hatho me di aniket ne chabi li aur baahar jakar dekha to uske liye ek nayi splendor khadi thi (dekho waise to yaha moment bullet wala banta tha aur narayanrao bullet aasani se le bhi lete par kya hai na vyapari aadmi hai aur apni santan se bhali bhati parichit bhi to unhone bullet lene ka risk hi nahi liya par apna hero isme bhi khush hai)

Gadi dekhte hi aniket ekdum khush ho gaya aur wapis ander aate huye bola

Aniket-you are great bapu, ye bhi theek hai par aapko meri padhayi ki chinta hai ya nahi?

Narayanrao- anya apne baap ko mat sikha. Tujhe to ye bhi nahi pata hga ki main CMKB college ka ek director hu

Narayanrao ki baat sun kar aniket ko ashcharya hua

Aniket-bapu sach me kya? Par ek batao tum jaise aadmi ko director kisne banaya

Narayanrao-nalayak ek laat marunga na yahi to kamar tut jayegi aise baat karte hai kya apne pita se, aur main apne time me 12th tak padha hu samjha wo to baadme tere dadaji ne mujhe kahi jane nahi diya aur us college ki jamin tere dadaji ne us trust ko di thi isiliye tu wahi admission lega, maine kal hi waha ke principal se baat kar li hai

Aniket-arey gazab! Par bapu ek aur kaam tha

Narayanrao-malum hai, jaha tu jayega teri puch bhi jayegi, avi ke bare me bhi baat kar li hai, jao ab lagao vaat college ki

Aniket-bapu, I love you, aaj to aapko chumne ka man kar raha hai

Narayanrao- aye hatt! Wo adhikar teri maa ke alawa kisi ka nahi hai

Par aniket to anket hai to rukega thode hi usne apne bapu ko gale laga liya aur dono galo pe chum bhi liya

Narayanrao- aye kaushalya, ye tumhara nalayak beta tumhari property ke kabja karna chahta hai

Ab iske aage koi kuch bolta uske pehle hi aniket waha se nikal gaya aur narayanrao aasman ki taraf dekhte huye bole

Narayanrao-hey bhagwan kya hoga is ladke ka

Aniket apni shart jeet gaya tha aur uske badle me mili huyi nayi gadi leke aniket sidha avinash ke paas aaya, avinash uska tab se dost thajab dono ko chaddi pehanna bhi nahi aata tha, ghar ki haalat ekdum garib usme bhi uske pita bachpan me hi gujar gaye the, avi ko uski maa ne hi paal ke bada kiya tha, avi aniket pe jaan chidakta tha aur aniket ne bhi kabhi use bhai se kam nahi mana tha, dono me ladaiya bhi khub hoti thi par dono hi ekdusre ke bagair nahi reh sakte the, is waqt avinash apne ghar ke aangan me pair pasar ke baitha hua tha

Aniket-avya halkat ab tak tayar kyu nahi hua chal apne ko CKMB college jana hai admission lene

Par avinash ke kuch jyada utsah nahi dikhaya

Avinash-nahi yaar CKMB college nahi jhepega meko

Aniket-dekh dera baap upper jane ke pehle paise deke gaya tha meko, ab natak band kar aur chal

Avinash-nahi bhai samajh

Aniket-chal udhar deta hu aisa samajh, aur tu chinta mat kar ha main ek ek paisa wasool karunga aur agar jyada hi jarurat huyi to meri shadi me khana parosne ke liye rakh lunga teko, ab ye Ayesha jhulka jaisa muh band kar aur mast bacchan jaisa tayar ho aur chal, nahi to gand pe laat padegi yaad rakhiyo

Aniket ki baat sun kar avinash uske gale lag gaya

Aniket-abe kya subah subah sasural simar ka dekh ke aaya hai kya? Chal natak band kar aur tayar ho

Avinash 10 minute me tayar hokar baahar aaya aur use dekhte hi aniket ki hasi chhut gayi

Aniket-maine bacchan bola tha tu to johnny lever ban ke aa gaya, chal baith gadi pe

Dono dost college pahuche to waha admission ke liye lambi line lagi huyi thi

Avinash-anya abe kitni lambi line hai, apne ko milega na admission?

Aniket-avya apne baap ka college hai apne ko admission nahi mila to college hi band kar denge BC, tu tension mat le re bindass chal

Avinash-kaha?

Aniket-arey bapu ne principal se baat kar li hai, unko malum hai ham aane wale hai

Dono bagair admission ki line me lage aage jane lage, aniket aage ja hi raha tha ke koi unke beech ke rakte me khada tha, aniket ne use kandhe se pakad ke side hataya aur chalet huye bola

Aniket-aye chal na baju hat

Wo aage badha hi tha ke piche se ek awaj aaya

“ouch! Aye andhe ho kya, aankhen fut gayi hai kya?”

Awaj sunte hi aniket ruk gaya, avinash ne bhi wo awaj sun liya tha, dono ne piche palatkar dekha to pehle to unki aankhen ashcharya se badi ho gayi fir dono ne ekdusre ki taraf dekha aur jor jor se hasne lage…….



To Be Continued……

Bahot behtareen update bhai shaandaar mazedaar lajawab

 

[Naik]

Update 4
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Aniket ne use kandhe se pakad ke side hataya aur chalet huye bola

Aniket-aye chal na baju hat

Wo aage badha hi tha ke piche se ek awaj aaya

“ouch! Aye andhe ho kya, aankhen fut gayi hai kya?”

Awaj sunte hi aniket ruk gaya, avinash ne bhi wo awaj sun liya tha, dono ne piche palatkar dekha to pehle to unki aankhen ashcharya se badi ho gayi fir dono ne ekdusre ki taraf dekha aur jor jor se hasne lage…….

“hasne jaisa kya hua hai abhi yaha ”

Aniket- o hamper gussa nahi hone ka, hamari koi galti nahi hai hamne to tumhe ladka samjha tha ab tum ladki ho isme ham kya kare

Aniket aura vi fir jor jor se hasne lage jisse wo ladki aur bhi jyada chidh gayi

Ladki- tabhi to maine kaha na ki aankhen fut gayi hai kya tumhari?

Aniket(hasi control karte hue)- dekho main manta hu ke tum jo keh rahi ho sahi hai par mujhe ab bhi tumse koi ladki wahi feeling nahi aa rahi hai, kabhi dekha hai apne aap ko aaine me?

Aniket ki baat bhi sahi thi waise, pairo me woodland ke jute, jeans uspar tshirt aur jacket aur ye sab kam tha to hairstyle puri boycut, us ladki ko piche se dekhkar koi nahi keh sakta tha ke wo ladki hai, usme uska swabhav bhi pura ladko jaisa, bolna kisi ‘bhai’ jaisa aur gussa to mano uski naak pe baitha hua tha, wo ladki gusse me hi boli

Ladki-ab samajh gaye na chalo ab niklo idharse

Aniket(hath jodte hue)- mujhse galti ho gayi deviji I am sorry, ab khush, avya bsdk tub hi bol sorry

Fir avinash ne bhi kisi agyadhari balak jaise dono hath jod ke us ladki ko sorry bola aur wo dono waha se jane lage fir bhi unhe us ladki ki piche se awaj sunai di

Ladki-sale lafange !

Ab us ladki ke muh se apne aur aniket ke liye lafanga shabh sunkar apne avinash bhai bhadak gaye na par aniket se use sambhal liya aur wo dono principal ke cabin me pahuche, principal saahab abhi aaye nahi the wo aniket aur avinash unka intajar karte huye baahar hi ruk gaye, avinash ab bhi gusse me tha

Avinash-uski maa ki….BC usko sorry bola fir bhi lafange bol ke gayi yaar apne ko

Aniket-avya tu jab bhi bolta hai na nuksan ka hi bolta hai

Avinash ko kuch samajh nahi aaya ke aniket kis bare me bol raha hai

Avinash-ab isme kya nuksan ho gaya tera

Aniket- samjhata hu, dekh, mera bapu jo hai na wo ek number ka vyapari aadmi hai

Avinash-ab isme kaka kaha se aa gaye beech me

Aniket-bsdk chalti train me mat ghus aur jo bol raha hu sun beech me mat bol, ab sun, mere bapu ne meko ek baat sikhayi hai, hamara jo mood hota hai na wo lakh rupaye ka hota hai fir ye hamne decide karna hota hai ki hamare sath jo ghatna huyi hai wo hamara mood kharab karne layak hai ya nahi, agar hai to bindass apna mood kharab karne ka aur bhid jane ka samne wale se par agar wo baat faltu hai to ham apna lakh rupaye ka mood kyu kharab kare? Aur chutiye apan ne dekhna chahiye tha wo ladki hai apan log to sidhe nikal gaye the to galti to apni thin a ab jab gutter me mu dala ho hai to sun le na yaar aur waise bhi kya galat boli wo apne se bade lafenge is college me dhundh ke bhi nahi milenge

Avinash(hath jod ke)- baba aniket tum dhanya ho

Aniket-isiliye hajar baar bola hai teko mere sath rehte huye ache se raha kar log tere sath meko bhi lafanga samajh lete hai

Aniket ki baat sun ke avi ne mast ek mukka uski pith me jad diya

Avinash-bsdk!

Itne me principal saahab aa gaye aur dono principal se ekdum sajjan balak banke mile aur dono ka college me admission final ho gaya, ab us bechare principal ko thodehi pata tha ke jin sajjan baccho ko unhone admission diya hai wo pipal ke ped ke bhoot hai, khair chalta hai galtoya to sabse hoti hai principal se bhi ho gayi

Dekhte dekhte college bhi shuru ho gaya aur sath hi shuru hua avi ka aniket ke kaan pakana

Avinash-anya college me naye log milenge be, apne se dosti jamegi na unki?

Par aniket ekdum relax tha

Aniket-dosti na jamne me kya hai, apna funda clear hai bhidu ya to unhe apne rang me rang lene ka ya khud unke rang me rang jane ka

Dono class me pahuche, avinash vyarth hi chinta kar raha tha, aniket character hi aisa tha ke usko bahut se log jaante the, class me bhi kayi aise log the jo aniket ko jaante the aur unme se kaiyo ko aniket bhi jaanta tha, aur jis ladki se wo log us din takraye the wo bhi usi class me thi aur us ladki ne in dono ko dekhte hi apna cehra dusri taraf ghuma liya, ye baat avinash ke dhyan me aa gayi par apna hero ko apni hi masti me tha isiliye use to is baat ka pata bhi nahi chala

College ka pehla lecture shuru hua, ab pehla lecture tha sab shant baithe huye the aur isme apna hero bhi apvad nahi tha wo bhi shant baitha hua tha fir introduction ka daur chala aur lecture khatam hua

Ab apne hero ko itna samay shant baitha jamne wala tha kya, aap log batao? Ye to uske character me hi nahi tha jaise hi lecture khatam hua aur teacher baahar gaye aniket bol pada

Aniket-avya chal

Aur avinash bhi bagair kuch puche aniket ke piche ho liya

Avinash-abe par jana kaha hai? Abhi to pehla hi lecture hua hai

Aniket-abe yede pata nahi kya mahadev ke darshan karne se pehle nandi ke darshan karne padte the nahi to mahadev ke darshan adhure mane jate hai ab chal

Avinash-bhai tu theek hai na, ab kya mandir chalna hai kya apne ko? Aisa mat kar bhai tujhe mandir me dekh ke bhagwan bhi bhag jayenge waha se

Aniket-abe kam dimag, tere baap ne tera naam hi galat rakha hai, avinash battry rakhna tha jyada sense banta , upper wala akal baat raha tha tab hagne gaya tha kya

Avinash-na be tere sath ghum raha tha, ab jara samjhe aise bata, chutiya hamehsa ghuma ke baat karta hai

Aniket-arey avya tujhe pata hai, student college me admission lete hai ye multah ek andhashraddha hai, asal me admission canteen me liya jata hai re, college ka asli maja canteen me aata hai aur asal namune wahi paye jate hai samjha battry

Avinash-ha ha wo sab theek hai waise bhi bhuk lag reli hai apun ko chalo canteen me

Aur fir dono us jagah pahuche jaha college ke sabhi dham ek hote hai, college canteen me

Waha bhi aniket ke kuch pehchanwale the hi bas fr kyat ha dhingana chalu

Dekhte dekhte ek hafta beet chuka tha college shuru huye, wo ladki ab bhi jab aniket ko dekhti to gusse se hi dekhti thi par aniket ko use koi fark hi nahi padta tha sab ekdum mast chal raha tha tabhi ek din ek ladke ne ek ladki ko dekh k eek abharda tipanni paas kar di aur aniket wahi usi ladke ke piche tha usne wo sun li aur us ladke ko roka

Aniket-bhai teri behan kaunse school me hai re

Ladka-tu kaun be ye puchne wala?

Aniket-tera baap!

Aur ekdum ‘tadak!’

Aniket ne us ladke ke kaan ke niche ek jordar thappad jad diya tha aur wo kuch samajh ya kar pata isse pehle hi uski gardan pakad ke bola

Aniket- bsdk baap ka college hai mere dobara aisi neech harkar karte huye dikha na to gand pe aisi laat marunga ke dobara jindagi me kabhi pant nahi pehan payega

Par isme bhi avinash beech pe bol pada

Avinash-abe pant ka kya logic hai isme ?

Aniket-iski gand pe laat maar ke isi dono tange tod dunga to ye pant kaise pehnega be?

Itne me wo ladka aniket ko maarne ke liye aage badha aur niket aur avinash ne pure college ke saamne use jam ke pel diya

College shuru huye ek hi hafta hua tha aur aniket aur avinash dono principal ke cabin me the, aniket ne jab jhagde ka kaaran abataya to principal ko bhi unhe saja dena uchit nahi laga to unhone aainda aisa ka karne ka kehkar unhe chhod diya

Dono principal ke office se baahar aaye to saamne wo ladki thi, wo sidha aniket ke saamne aayi aur kamar pe hath rakh ke rasta rok ke khadi ho gayi, usko aise dekh ke apne dono punter bhi ruk gaye aniket kuch kehta isse pehle hi us ladki ne bolna shuru kiya

Ladki-main thi waha jab wo lafda hua, tune kya solid rakh ke di yaar us ladke ko, main tabhi samajh gayi thi ke tumhe pehchanne me galti ho gayi hai

Aniket ko kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha ke iskar pkya bole tabhi wo ladki hath aage karte huye boli

Ladki- hi main Komal, friends?

Aniket(komal se hath milate huye)- sure par main tumhe bata du ke mere dost hamesha kehte hai mujhse dosti karne se behtar hai kisi Bandar ko paal lena, dosti karne se pehle soch lo..

Komal-aajtak mujhe koi meri takkar ka mila nahi hai isiliye koi dost bhi nahi par par tum bhi meri dosti halke me mat lena

Aniket-theek hai komal, apni dosti pakki, kal milte hai..

Itna bol ke wo dono waha se chale gaye…….



To Be Continued….

Bahot behtareen shaandaar zaberdast lajawab update bhai

 

[mashish]

waiting

 

[Adirshi]

Agla Update aaj sham me