Update-80(Dafukkkk??????)
Main sheetal k gate se Ekdum chipka tha tab mujhe Pehli clear Baat suni..
Sheetal-Main rakh rahi hun phone..
Then woh chup hui Saamne waala kuch bola..
Sheetal-What do you mean.. 5 din Baad aaj call kiya hai tumne mujhe naa koi message kaa reply naa kuch Orr or ab fir same bahaana..
Then ek pause..
Sheetal - Yeah and all you care about is business??
Fir pause... 100% ye Uday tha..
Sheetal-You don't care about me not at all..Don't try to manipulate me Karan..
Karan iski maa kaa Karan kon hai?? Maybe fake naam bataaya ho Uday ne apna.. Real toh bataaega nahi..
Sheetal-ok..kk..i know how it is.. Jab Tumhaara business khatam hojaae tab yaad karlena mujhe.. I am done Karan...
Sheetal-Ok OK.. If you care about me tell me kab millne aa rahe ho mujhse..
Sheetal-Its been weeks Karan. What you mean soon?? How soon. Tumhaara soon hafton Mein hota hai I know..
Interesting.. Interesting..
Sheetal-Ok.. Finish your business.. Ok.. Go ahead.. Jab tumhaara mann kare tab aana India.. To hell with you and your business.
Lund ye Konsa Switzerland Mein hai yahi Maa chuda raha hai saala.. Then mujhe awaaj aai shayad Sheetal ne apna mobile patka bed yaa sofa par.. And main turant gate se hattke washroom Mein aaya gate bandh karke muttne laga and sochne laga.. Matlab mera plan sahi jaraha tha Uday ki gand marregi soon..Also Sheetal ko bhi kuch nahi pata tha uske baare Mein.. Chutiya bana raha hai maadarchod ladki ko.. Waise chutiya toh tu bhi bana raha hai bhosdk .Lund be mera motive galat nahi hai.. Muttke maine flush kiya toh bhenchod flush ne ek mini tractor jitani awaaj ki.. What the fuck ek baar ko toh main he darr gaya bc.. Or ab main washroom se nikala toh Sheetal k room kaa gate khula..
Main-oh hi sorry to disturb your sleep thoda jyaada he loud tha ye..
Sheetal-Nevermind... Main soyi nahi thi waise bhi..
Main-Oh work Haan..
Sheetal-Naa..
Main-Wait a second what happened?? Tumhaara cehra bahot jyaada uttara hua hai..
Sheetal-Nothing it's just some personal stuff??
Main-Apne bhai k baare Mein soch rahi ho..??Dont worry woh bilkul theek hoga..
Main bhaari innocent ban raha tha filhaal bc jaise kal paida hua hun main..
Sheetal-Nahi it's something else..
Main-Oh can I help??
Sheetal-no.. Its just its fine.. Sorry to spoil your mood AP.. Good night..
Main-All jokes aside if there is anything you want just remember I am here.. Good Night..
Ye bolke main room Mein aaya or gate bandh kar he raha tha ki Sheetal bol paddi..
Sheetal-AP..
Main-yeah??
Sheetal-Do you drink??
Main-yeah occasionally..
Sheetal-Will you join me for few drinks??
Main-Abhi?? Khaana khaane k Baad..
Sheetal-Yeah I only have soft Wine so it's fine..
I am down I mean mujhe Lund farak nahi padta daru peene se Pehle khaaya hai kuch yaa nahi.. Then ye Wine liye baithi thi woh bhi soft jo mere liye Paani he thi almost...
Main-Sure..
Sheetal-Come..
Main uske room Mein aaya ussne gate bandh kiya and then ek hidden cabinate Mein se ek badi si wine ki bottle nikaali jo almost bharri he thi 2 litre waali sweet c bottle thi woh. Ab issue ye tha ki glass uske pass ek he tha..
Sheetal-Its ok main aise he pee lungi..
Waah bhenchod..
Sheetal-Jab workload jyaada hota hai toh main ek glass peeke sojaati hun papa se chupake you know..
Main-Hell yeah..
Ussne mere glass Mein daali..
Main-So ab bataana caahogi kya hua??
Sheetal-Maybe..
Main - OK ok we are getting there.. Cheeee... What the fuck..
Main cheers karne waala tha lekin usase Pehle ussne bottle ko munh lagaaliya or gat gat peene lagi..
Main-OK ye bhi theek hai..
Maine taste ki toh bhenchod woh almost grape juice he tha.. Ye lagaao thoda saa khatta juice.. Bhenchod ye kyun peeta Hai koi juice k glass mein 4 spoon rum he daal lo... Khair mujhe Konsa nasha karna tha.. Sheetal almost ek glass full pee gayi seedhi bottle se ek sans Mein even uski aankhon se bhi Paani aagaya..
Sheetal-Cheers AP..
Main-oh sure cheers..
Maine 2-4 sip Lee..
Sheetal-Aise kya peerahe ho AP drink like a man..
Main-Arrey nahi nahi mujhe bahot jaldi chadd jaati hai..
Sheetal-Dont be a baby AP.. Drink it up...
Ussne mera hath pakkada or munh se lagaadiya main peegaya bc juice he toh tha..
Sheetal- That's a good boy.. Ye lo..
Ussne fir daali mere glass Mein.. Or daaltey he fir khud gatt gatt peene lagi.. Main usko dekhta raha bhenchod peele peele nashe Mein Kuch bata he dey waise toh bataane se rahi.. Or mereko nasha nahi karti ye wine iska ye matlab nahi ki isko bhi nahi karegi.. 5-7 minutes Mein he halki halki form Mein aane lag gayi thi.. Or jiss hissab se woh pee rahi thi jaldi he time aaega..
Sheetal-AP you are a great guy..
Main-I know..
Sheetal-No kidding bhala kon ladki nahi caahegi tumhe You are handomse, Sweet, helpful, generous and on top of all that you are an awesome human being..
Main-I know right.. Toh tum kyun nahi maan rahi..
Sheetal-Becuase I am different then other girls babumoshai..
Ye bol woh khud he hassne lagi..
Sheetal-Just kidding main isliye nahi maan rahi ki tumne try he nahi kiya theek se abhi takk you are stupid AP.. Hehehe..
And again lamba ghunt maara ussne.. Agle 15 minute Mein Woh more then half litre wine pee gayi thi.. Or chal he rahi thi.. Mast nasha hone laga tha usse.. Baithi baithi jhull rahi thi woh..
Sheetal-You know AP all boys are same..
Main-I am not.. I am different..
Sheetal-Kyun Tumhaare 4 hath 2 munh 6 pair hain?? Bolo...
Dialogue chutiya tha lekin uski cuteness par hansi aagayi mujhe..
Main-OK tum ye kiss base par keh rahi ho bhalla..
Sheetal - Woh Mera boyfriend haina saala jerk.. Peice of shit..
Ye laga long on k Uppar se six.
Main-Usski wajah se sad ho tum..
Sheetal-Ummm.. Nevermind..
Bhenchod kuch toh bol..
Main-Koi naa hota hai relationship stress deti hai..
Sheetal-I am not stressed I don't give a fuck about that guy now.. Usse farak he nahi padta.. Khud toh London Mein goriyon k sath aish kar raha hoga main Yahaan stress kyun lun.. Haan..
Ye laga dusara chakka..
Main-Oh long distance relationship..
Sheetal-Yeah long nahi bahot long..
Main-Kon hai woh khuss naseeb.
Sheetal-Ummm.. Tum pee nahi rahe ho?? Chadh gayi hai kya hahahahah peeyo peeyo..
Maine glass fir finish kiya ussne Orr daali then khudne pee..
Sheetal-Woh kahaan thi main.. Haan woh Sala kutta..
Main-Hai kon woh ye toh bataao..
Sheetal-Na naa naa.. Ye ek secret hai.. Hehhee.. Secret.. Fir bhi you are my close friend toh suno His name is Karan he is hot like you..
Main-Mere jitana toh nahi hoga.. Naa
Sheetal-Tumse thoda kam lagaalo.. But hr is very sweet and caring guy.. You know he is a big big big businessman based in London..hehe he lives a busy lifestyle but still he cares for me...
Main-Oh so he does care about you..
Shee-No he doesn't he only care about himself..
Main-Wait tumne abhi toh bola he cares about you..
She-No he doesnt.. Maine nahi bola..
Main - My bad maine galat suna..
Shee-So he is very secretive guy usse pasand nahi public places Mein Jaana mere sath and all.. Even ussne mujhe mana kiya hai ki ye Baat kissi k sath share nahi karun.. But again you are my best friend right.. Hehehehe.. So Tumhaare sath kar shakti hun..??
Main-Obviously Haan.. Itana secretive kyun hai woh?? Meri girlfriend itani hot ho toh main puri duniya ko dikhaun..
Shee-I don't know woh nahi caahta log kahaaniyaan banaaein uske baare mein.Usse Pehle successful banana hai Taaki logon se farak naa paddey usko.. You know meri wajah se uski so called business image ruine hoti hai.. Usko Uppar pohanchana hai successful banke..
Main-Oh yeah Uppar toh pohanchega he woh don't worry..
Uppar toh main pohanchaa he dunga..
Shee-But mujhe time nahi deta woh.. Kabhi nahi busy busy busy..
Main-Chutiya hai Sala..
Shee-Wahi toh main keh rahi hun.. Hahaha. Hum dono kitane similar hain AP..
Main--So kab mil rahi ho usase..
Sheetal-No idea.. Maybe next month pakka woh bhi nahi hai..
Main-Oh god.. Last time kab milli thi..
Sheetal-Kuch weeks Pehle...itana yaad nahi rehta mujhe yaar.. Hehehe.. Arrey glass khaali kaise hogaya Tumhaara.. Wine Kahaan gayi?? Kya kiya wine k sath tumne??
Main-Jo normally karna caahiye pee Lee maine..
Sheetal - Yelo Orr lo..
Main-No no i am good..
Sheetal-Arrey lo na AP..
Main-OK.. Laao..By the way tumhe kuch awkward nahi lagta ki woh banda kuch orr toh nahi..
Sheetal-Hainn..
Main-I mean tum uske baare Mein Kuch bhi toh nahi jaanti kya pata woh koi Orr ho..
Sheetal-Aise nahi bolo.. He is a good guy yaar.. Lekin aise toh mereko bhi lagta hai kahin woh koi secret agent toh nahi James bond type.. Haan.. Boom boom wussshh wussshh..
Aji Haan James bond he bacha tha ab uski bhi gand maarlo..
Sheetal-Maybe he doesn't even like me..
Main-Possible hai..
Sheetal-I know right.. Kya main sundar nahi hun AP??
Main-Oh tum bahot sundar ho..
Sheetal-Really?? Tumhe aisa lagta hai..
Main--Bilkul.. You are really really hot..
Sheetal-Really?? Agar tum mere boyfriend hotey toh kya tum mujhe aise ignore kartey??
Main-Oh hell no.. Kabhi bhi nahi not even in my dreams.. Main humessa Tumhaare pass rehta..
Shee-Hehehe.. Maybe tum Baaki aadmiyon ki tarah nahi ho.. I mean tum Sweet ho caring ho generous ho funny ho hot ho..Mujhe time bhi detey ho mereko khuss bhi rakhte or Baaki aadmiyon ki tarah touchy hone kaa try nahi kartey.. You are so sweet AP.. I think you deserve a reward..
Main - Absolutely mai......nannnnnnn....nnn
Main wahin rukk gaya kyunki jhatke k sath Sheetal ne mujhe apni taraf khincha or apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye.. Kuch seconds takk toh mujhe samjh Mein Bhi nahi aaya ki bhenchod hua kya.. Then maine jhatke se usase durr hua...No no no.. Itana aage bhi nahi Jaana tha bc.. Mujhe keval information caahiye thi nashe Mein bhenchod.. No no no.. Ye naa hone waala nope.. Fuck no fuck no..
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