"Abe Woh dekh be Adi kya solid maal hai" ,main apne side mein khade Adi se bolla Jo Apni tie theek karne mein vyasht tha....
Lekin usne koi reply naa diya , actually woh ladki lagaataar mujhe ghurre jaa rahi thi I mean line deraha thi...
Isliye maine ek lamba sans liya or uss red suit walli ladki ki taraf chal padda waise toh ladki pataana mere baaein hath ki choti ungalli kaa kaam hai but Indian ladkiyon se main durr he rehta hun indian girls are boringggg That's why I love Australia or abhi main parson he Australia se yahaan India Apni cousin Sania ki shadi k liye aaya tha or aaj uski sagaai thi.....
Uss ladki mein koi baat toh thi jiss wajah se main itana over exited ho raha tha waise sach kahun toh woh thi bhi itani he cute ,gora rang, harri-2 goll weirdly impressive aankhein, bilkul slim trim ekdum parri jaisi , koi toh attraction tha usme Jo mujhe khinch raha tha uski orr,isliye toh main naa caahte hue bhi uske samne jaakar khadda hogaya .....
Main-Hii excuse me .....
Ispar uska dhyan achaanak se tutta maano woh nind se jaaggi ho or woh hadbadaa k bolli....
Ladki-hello...
Uski awaaj usase bhi uske jitani he cute thi ekdum koyal jaisi, Koyal he hoti haina be woh cute awaaj waali...
Main-can I sit here for a few minutes.....
ladki-yeah, Sure be my guest ....
Mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha ki main kaise baat suru karun kyunki again mujhe ladkiyon mein bahot experience hai but yahaan India k ek chote se sehar mein main kaise conversation suru karun ek traditional ladki se uska mujhe koi idea nahi tha bhenchod lagraha tha abhi koi uncle aake bolega "oye durr hoke baith meri beti se " issliye main thoda nervous tha or shayad ye usne samajh liya or woh khud bolli.....
Ladki-do you know me???
Main-i should ask this question to u???
Ye sunke woh thoda soch mein padd gayi or fir bolli....
Ladki-i don't remember your voice are you Akshat ????
Main-no I am Abeer nice to meet u....
What a weird thing to say, bhenchod ye kon bolta hai ki mujhe tumhaari awaaj yaad nahi aarahi,haan tumhara cehra yaad nahi aaraha toh samjh mein aata hai but bc what the fuck do you mean meri awaaj pehchan mein nahi aarahi.Or isase bhi weird pata hai kya tha?? Woh abhi-bhi mujhe ghurte hue mujhse baat kar rahi thi jiswajah se main orr jyada awkward feel kar raha tha....Kaafi weird ladki hai bc ye toh, kahin autistic toh naa hai ye?? Autistic hogi toh kya pyaar nahi karega be isase saale?? Karunga karunga kyun nahi bc kuch bhi ho she's drop dead gorgeous and kind..
Ladki-ohh! Toh aap Sania k cousin hain Australia walle....hii myself Naazia and very nice to meet u....
Main-ji sahi pehchaanaa,shayad aapne meri photos dekhi hongi Sania k pass....
Ye sunkar usne ek gehri sans li or ek juthi muskaan apne cehre par laate hue bolli...
Naazia-Arrey nahi meri aisi kismat kahaan Jo main photos dekhun.....
Main-Sorry, main samjha nahi???
Naazia-Actually I am BLIND.....
Ye sunke mujhe ekdum se jhatka laga mujhe vishwash nahi hua uski baat par, bhenchod prank toh nahi kar rahi hai??itani sundar ladko blind kaise ho shakti hai??Bhosdk sundarta ka kya lena dena be isase? Dumbass motherfucker.. Uske iss revelation ne mujhe andar takk hilaa k rakh diya main usase just milla tha or lekin fir bhi uske liye sympathy se mera dil bharr gaya tha , ye kyun hua i don't know, main weekly ek aadh andhe bandey se toh mill he leta hun, mill jaatey hain bechaare bheek maangtey hue idhar kidhar or main unko bina kuch soche paise deke aage badh jaata hun, like i don't give a fuck about their blindness, mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta ki woh kyun andha hua kab hua kaise hua, like no shit the game is the game tumharj illness tum bhugato bhai ,thats the type of person I am...But yahaan ye dekh k pata nahi kyun mujhe laga maano mere kissi apne k uppar ye sab beet rahi thi , i was sad for her, main uske liye sad tha.
Dil maano baith gaya pehli baar kissi ladki ki baat par itana serious hua tha main ,jabki main usko theek se jaanta bhi nahi hun...
Naazia-Its ohk Abeer ji apko mere liye sad feel karne ki jarurat nahi hai...
Usne mahool ki shanti ko todtey hue kaha.. Ab main usase bahot kuch kehna caahta tha par boll kuch naa paa raha tha ....Mere andar saikdon sawaal aarahe they jo kudd kudd k bahaar aana caah rahe they but i don't know kyun woh meri jubaan takk nahi aarahe they..
Main-ye s.abb kaise hua????
Maine apna pura dum laga diya lekin bus itana he boll paaya....
Nazia-actually kuch saal pehle ek accident mein Maine apni dono aankhein kho di thi.....
Main-ohhh!
Nazia- It's ok Abeer ji, Such is life...
Ohh damn, what huge words... "Such Is Life.. " Kitana courage hai yaar iss ladki mein, bhenchod main andha hua hota toh aadhi duniya ko blame karke sabko gaaliyaan de raha hota or ye ladki bol rahi hai , it is what it is... how? Bc I am supposed to be a man but mujhse jyaada courage uske andar tha.. Wow I love this girl..
Tabhi wahaan announcement hui ki Engagement suru hone walli hai toh Nazia ne mujhse badi he politly pucha...
Nazia-kya aap mujhe wahaan tak le chalenge????
Main-yeah sure why not aaiye......
Yeh sunke usne apna hath aage badhaayaa jisse Maine jhatke se thaam liya , mere liye maano waqt wahin rukk gaya ek pyarra saa ehsash mujhe hua.....
"Your Hand Fits in Mine Like ,,
Its just made for me.."
Nazia-kuch kahaa aapne???
Main-ji k.k.uch nahi challiye-challiye...
Hum wahaan pohanche jahaan Engagement honi thi abhi wahaan humaara pura pariwaar mojudd tha toh meri cousin Sania ne mujhe awaaj di.....
Sania-bahi aap kahaan ho tabse main dhund ri thi.....
Main-are yahin tha yaar ab aagya naa....
Finally kuch formalities k baad Engagement ceremony suru hui ......
Nazia-kaash main ye sab dekh paati meri cutipie Babydoll ko Apni life ka sabse important fainsla lete hue.....
Main-actually tum Dekh shakti ho ......
Ye sunkar usne mujhe ghurrkar dekha I mean dekha nahi bus ghurra ,maano puch rahi ho how??
Main-main live commentary de shakta hun....
Ab maine cool bananey k liye ye bol toh diya lekin ye sunke uska cehrah ajeeb saa hogaya or main apne words ki choice par question karne laga... Bhenchod kuch bhi bol deta hai gandu, kardiya naa sad bechaari ko chutiye... Naa naa thankfully woh jald bol padddi..
Nazia-matlab???
Main-Matlab cricket nahi dekha kya tumne main waise he ball by ball , sorry step by step commentary de shakta hun....
Ye sunke uske cehre par halki si muskaan fail gayi or uska woh khilla hua cehra dekhkar mujhe laga bus ab sabkuch dekhliya life mein abtoh bus bhagwaan aaram se 60-70 saal baad uthaale.....
Main-"Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my Life....."
Maine keh toh diya par ek baar firse baad mein mujhe realise hua ki what the hell i just said, ye sunke usne mujhe waapis ghurra tab mujhe woh video walli situation yaad aagayi jab kissi Indian ladki ne uske sath flirt karne walle ladke ko ek raipta rakh diya tha..Bhenchod gharwaalon k saamne raipta khaaega bc, ijjat ki maa chud jaaegi lawde agli flight se Sydney jaana padega..
Lekin hua iska ultaah usne mujhse firse ek smile di or badi he cute si tone mein thankyou bolla jiske baad mujhe sans aayaa ...
Point to be noted harr Indian Ladki flirt par thappad nahi maarti or Jo maarti hai woh ladki nahi hai , opps no I mean woh ladki nahi hai mahaapurush hain ,
Gandmarre kuch bhi bolega matlab, admiyon par suite karta hai ye dialogue ....
Sorry yaar movie mein dekha tha toh chipka diya ....." Main khud se he baatein karte hue bolla..
Main-Sania k hath mein ek ring hai Abhi k hath mein bhi ek ring hai par sania walli mehangi hai kyunki dono Maine he khareedi thi sania walli 4999999 ki hai ,nahi 50lakh ki he hai puri kyunki unhone mujhe baaki kaa 1rs waapis nahi diya tha jabki Maine unse saaf-2 maang liya tha par unhone nahi diya tha kanjuss kahin k itani badi jwelery showroom or 1rs k liye martte hain ....
Main pata nahi kya -2 boll raha tha , par Jo bhi tha meri baaton se woh kaafi enjoy kar rahi thi Hans-2 ke.....
Nazia-Abeer you are so funny....
Maine commentary continue ki or jab woh point aayaa ek dusre ko ring pehnaane walla us waqt mujhse jyada exitment Nazia ko tha usne mera hath kaskar pakad liya maano koi bada suspense khulne waala ho..
Maine jaanbujhkar kar thoda pause liya uss situation par taaki woh mera hath aise he thaame rahe main caahta tha k ye time yahin rukk jaae kaash ye mera hath aise he humesha pakkade rahe maa kasam iski walking stick ban jaaunga main ,please bhagwaan ye karwaadey arrey puja path karne lag jaaunga, cigarettes chhod dunga daru chhod dunga drugs bhi chhod dunga bus ye karwaadey ... Idhar jab logon ne taaliyaan bajaai ring pehnaane k baad tab Maine usko bataaya .....
Main-Or ye rings exchange hui and engagement completed....They Look Gorgeous together..
Iske baad usne taliyaan bajaani suru ki or maje ki baat ye thi ki woh akeli he taaliyaan Baja rahi thi baaki sab bajaake bandh bhi kar chuke they jiske baad sablogon ne usko ghurra toh Maine bhi uske sath taaliyaan bajaani suru kardi.....Akeli ki beijjati nahi hone dunga bhenchod...
Main-Perfect ,claps again friends for this very cute couple....
Jiske baad sabne waapis taaliyaan bajaai humaare sath .....
Ceremony khatam hui sablog khanna khaane baithe main or Nazia abhi bhi sath they ,maim toh willingly uska sath chhodne waala nahi tha, khaane k liye Maine usko ek chair par baithaayaa.....
Main-toh mam kya Lena passand karengi aap???
Usne muskuraate hue mujhe apni passand kaa kuch laane ko kahaa....or main order laane challa gaya, bhosdk ek minute waiter nahi hun be Jo order lene jaaunga ,I mean khanna laane challa gaya or jab main hum dono ki plates lekar aaya toh dekha ki Nazia wahaan nahi thi meri toh sans he atak gayi bhenchod heartbeats he double hogayi thi meri toh..Maine turant 4on taraf najar doudaai par woh mujhe kahin nahi dikhi mera dill jor-2 se dhakk-2 karne laga ,Main usse 4on taraf dhundane laga meri aankhein pure Venue mein usko khojj rahi thi or at last mujhe woh Sania k sath ek dusari table par baithi dikhi usse dekh k mujhe sans aaya woh 2 minutes meri life k sabse ghatiya 2minutes they in 2 minutes mein mere samne Nazia k sath bitaaye saare pall ghum gaye they , I thought I was about to cry..
"You know you love Someone when A mere thought of losing them brings you to tears..."
Aaj iss baat kaa ehsaash hua tha mujhe ,warna main isko humesa ek majaak he samajhta or iske Writer ko gaaliyaan deta , ek second k liye toh meri saari khussiyan cheen gayi thi ,main full speed se bhaagke Sania k pass gaya or usko ek halka sa thappa jadd diya sir par...
Main-paagal bata k le aati Unko ,main wahaan par....
Lekin main bolte-2 rukk gaya kyunki main kabool karne walla tha ki I care for her....
Sania-wahaan kya bhai???
Main- wahaan Khaana liye khadda tha....
Naazia-Arrey it's fine Abeer ji yahaan khaa lenge hum..
Main-Yeah sure..
Ye bolke main Nazia k bagal mein baitha ......
Uske baad hum log kaafi derr tak baatein karte rahe sorry correction hai baatein woh log kar rahe they main bus Nazia ko jee bharke dekhlena caahta thaa maano aajke baad mujhe woh kabhi dekhne ko naa millegi main itana utaawla horaha tha ki maano abhi uskaa hath pakdun or sabke samne usko bollun "Nazia i love u , I am amazed when I look at u ,not just because of your looks but because of the fact that everything I have ever wanted in my life is right in front of me" You complete me ....
Pata nahi kyun lekin thode he time mein mujhe usase ek attachment saa hogaya tha maano main usko saalon se jaanta hun....
Khusi ki baat ye thi ki woh ab shaadi tak yahin rehne walli thi or abtak humdono kuch hadd tak dost bhi bann chuke they woh mere sath thoda frank hogayi thi ...
Uske baad party khatam hui toh main Adi k pass aaya Jo abhi kapde change kar raha tha main usase koi baat naa chupaata so ye bhi naa chupaai Maine usko puri baat bataai or uska jawaab tha WHAT????
Main-haan be I am in love......
Adi- tujhe pyaar ho he nahi shakta I mean tu Salle kabhi Romantic movies tak naa dekhta tujhe pyaar helll naaaa impossible,woh motu-patlu walla Inspector bolta haina jiska ajeeb SAA naam hai "" Yumpossiblee""....
Main-abe sach me be I feel something mera dill jor-2 se dhadakk raha hai ......
Adi-Let's consult an doctor for that.....
Main-abe majaak nahi be sachme I feel incomplete.....
Adi-Ghanta be incomplete kaa kya matlab hai, bhosdk ab 3 hath lagwaaun tujhe tab complete hoga kya salla....
Main-i love her....she completes me....
Adi-Abe fir chutiypanthi, woh kya daaru hai Jo tujhe complete karegi...achaa khassa hero launda hai tu kaaeku villain banane challa hai be....
Main- i dont understant why people hates villains beta always remember "The villains were always ugly in books and movies. Necessarily so, it seemed. Because if they were attractive—if their looks matched their charm and their cunning—they wouldn't only be dangerous.They would be irresistible.""""
Adi-Bhenchod ye kya tha be Salle CNP....
Main- sorry woh flow-2 mein nikal gaya......
Adi--Teri maa kaa sodium BC....
Main-teri Maya tu he jaane...
Adi-kon Maya be apun kissi Maya ko na jaanta Teri kasam bahi.....
Main-Saale ye dialogue hai be....
Adi-Bhai meri baat sun ye pyaar wyaar tere type kaa system naa hai be tu flirt karta hua he achaa lagta hai.....Bhosdk Kapdon ki tarah ladkiyaan badalta hai tu or pyaar kaa matlab pata hai tujhe??Woh sab bandh karna padega...
Main- Haan bhosdk mujhe toh jaise pata he nahi hai..
Adi- Abe humesha uske sath rehna padega tujhe...
Main- Abe yahi toh chahiye bhai, ye karwaadey bus Tu.
Adi-Main kya dalaal hun bhosdk main kaise karwaa dunga..
Main-yaar abtoh uske bina ek ek pall bitaanaa mushqill horaha hai love at first sight bhai.....
Adi-Love wove kuch nahi hota this is called vaasnaa jaa jaakar bathroom mein hilla k aa achaa lagega.....
Main-tu jaa Salle....
Adi-i have allready did 3 times....
Main-already ki spelling galat hai..
Adi- Pakka hawas haibe..
Main- "जिन्हे इश्क़ का नशा होता है महक,
उन्हें जिस्म की तलब नहीं होती"
Adi- Ab ye Mehak kon hai??
Maine badi he mushqill se Adi ko samjhaya emotional blackmail you know...
Adi- tune toh emotional kardiya be tu kahe toh usko abhi k abhi babhi bolldun......
Main- Naa be bus yahin tak theek hai.....
Adi- Tu keh raha hai toh maan leta hun lekin bhai pyaar koi simple saa funda nahi hai ki bola or pyaar hogaya ye toh lifelong cheej haibe.. Mujhe jyaada kuch toh nahi pata but pyaar is kind of the greatest feeling In the world.. Aisa movie wale bolte hain..
Main- I know..
Adi- Or tujhe pyaar hogaya, achi baat hai but soch le, Arrey she's blind bhai , tujhe toh disability waale log takk passand nahi hai or woh toh puri andhi haibe..
Main- Bhosdk aadha andha kya hota haibe, andha andha he hota hai .. And i don't give a fuck woh kya hai kya nahi, I just love her... Arrey yaar woh.. Woh.. bhai woh ladki he alag haibe... she's so cute so kind so heartwarming so generous ... She's just the best.
Adi- Damn matlab kuch toh hai.. Good for you bro, happy for you..
Humaari debate khatam hui Maine Adi ko harra diya beshak kutiyaapaa karke he sahi par harra diya so proved again love is above everything...
Uske baad humlog soo gaye I mean woh so gaya apun ni soya mujhe nind nahi aai ek ajeeb saa ehsaash mujhe saari raat hota raha jiskaran main soya nahi I don't know kya tha kya nahi,but kuch toh tha itana sure hun main,bc gudgudi he khatam nahi hui mere pait mein,kya yahi pyaar hai?? Who the fuck knows...Ab agar adi ko main ye bollun toh mujhe saari uncensored galliyan de daalega par real mein aisa nahi hai main sachmein puri raat nahi soya or raat -2 mein Maine kareeb 25 yaa 30 cigarettes pee daali bc sans takk rukk k aane lagi thi finally subah hui or Adi utha or uthate he bolla....
Adi-Bhen k lund bawaasiir hua hai kya Jo aise baitha hai .....??
Main-Nahi be Loveaasiir hua hai ......
Adi-dekh bahi tujhe pyaar hua hai achi baat hai good for u par iska matlab ye nahi ki tu kuch bhi kuch bhi bollega I mean seriously BC Loveaasiir ye kya hota haibe salla....
Main-Bhaii...
Adi-Abe bhai gand maraaye tu ye bata salle ye saari cigarettes tune pee hain??..
Main-Haan.....
Adi-Abe bawligand insaan ye kya baat hui be.....??
Main-Bhai mujhe dhuein mein bhi uska cehra dikhraha tha.....
Adi-Abe filmy Kidde kya bakk kya raha hai tu abe soch kar boll Salle aisa bhi kabhi hota hai kya......
Main-filmon ki baat tu toh kar he matt Salle parson tere kehne par Spotlight movie dekhi bakwass nikali.....
Ye sunte he Adi ne mujhe aise ghurra maano Maine usko gay prove kardiya ho.....
Adi-dekh be paglait tu pyaar kar suicide kar yaa gay banjaa I don't care par BC doobara meri movie choices kaa naam tere ghatiya munh par dikha naa toh fod dunga.....
Main-sorry shaktimaan majaak kar raha tha awesome Fadu movie hai....
Adi-Aise majaak naa kiya kar abhi laat maarta main tere munh par saare daant bahar aakar girte BC jaa ab cigarette leke aa kahin se bhi.....
Main-Bc itani subah-2 kon tera baap cigarette dega mujhe abhi toh dudh walla bhi naa uthaa hoga....
Adi- Gandu ye sab 3 packets ki gand maarne se pehle sochna caahiye tha bhadwe.. Huggunga kaise bhosdk main..
Main- Abe time toh hone dey..
Lekin Adi ne meri ek naa suni or mujhe cigarette lene bhej diya or jaise he main lawn se gujraa toh meri aankhein turant ek jagah par jaa rukki samne garden mein Nazia kuch ajeeb -2 harkatein kar rahi thi toh main sidha bhaagke uske pass gaya....
Main-Hii Good Morning.....
Nazia-hii Abeer Good morning.....
Main-meri awaaj yaad hai ,nice......
Nazia-main kabhi awaajein nahi bhullti or tumhaari toh bhull bhi nahi shakti after all we are best friends....
Ye sunke mujhe atyant khusi hui....Main bata nahi shakta kitani khussi hui, abe bahot jyaada..
Main- Waise sab theek toh haina ye ajeeb -2 harkatein kya kar ri ho...
Nazia-its called yoga....
Main- Aaila yoga mein ye sab bhi hota hai mujhe laga bus wahi hota hai woh kya bolte hain usko jisme kutte ki tarah sans lete hain....Woh Ramdev uncle karta haina..
Nazia-what...
Main -Leave it ye bataao aaj kuch badli-2 si lag rahi ho kya hua.....
Nazia-you noticed actually pata nahi kal se kuch ajeeb saa feel horaha hai.....
Ye sunn main bhayankar chownka omg same 2 same iska matlab ye bhi mujhe pyaar karti hai ,nind isko bhi nahi aayi :....
Main- Mujhe bhi kuch aisa he feel horaha hai..
Nazia-Really ...
Main-Haan...I thought something is missing... I was awake all night..
Nazia-Mujhe laga he tha khaane mein he kuch gadbadd hogi warna aise pait thodi dard hota.....
Ye sun mere saare khawaab uppar se niche takk tutt gaye, fuck bhenchod kya kya sapne sajaaye they maine, abe bachon k naam bhi soch liye they maine toh..
Aise he humaari sweet conversation chaalu rahi or agle 3 din mein hum dono bahot jyadda close aagaye I mean as friends woh mujhse puri tarah frank ho chuki thi or ghanton mujhse baatein karti..Mujhe ghanta farak nahi tha kiski shaadi hai jabki Sania meri favorite cousin hai like by far I adore her but mujhe koi matlab nahi tha shaadi se mujhe bus Naazia se matlab tha,woh mujhse apni jyaadaatar baatein share karti thi woh bahot jyada bolti thi or main ,main toh buss usse dekhta rehta tha, main pyaar k baare mein kuch din pehle tak kuch naa jaanta tha you know, nothing, lekin ab main love topic par Oxford university Mein speech de shakta tha ...
"सांसों में बसा एक प्यारा सा एहसास है प्यार, जो लफ्जों में बयां न हो वो खास राज है प्यार।"
Shaadi Sahi tarah se nipat chuki thi or is bich main usko live commentaey deta raha and she loved it woh mujhe apna sabse kareebi dost maan baithi thi woh bhi itana jaldi or main, main toh usse apna sab kuch maan baitha tha pehle din he..
Ab ilm iss baat ka tha ki kal subah Nazia jaane walli thi or mere pass bus usko propose karne k liye ek he raat thi , Or ye task socha tha usase kahin jyaada hard ho raha tha like main mere room se nikalta uske room mein jaane k liye or fir turant wapis apne room mein aajaata, itana nervous puri life mein kabhi nahi hua tha main... Abe kya sochegi woh?? Woh mujhe sirf dost maanti hai or main hun ki seedha propose kar raha hun, 4 din mein thodi kissi ko pyaar hota hai be.. NAA.. naa...
Ab nahi bolega toh kabhi nahi bol paaega fir woh apne ghar or Tu Australia and you'll never meet her.. Mujhe dilaasa dene k liye Adi bhi nahi tha aaj woh Sania k sath uske sausral gaya tha.. But uska wisdom mere sath tha woh hmesha kehta tha ki nervousness ko Nasha he durr kar shakta hai, woh interview mein bhi daru peeke chala gaya tha, woh alag baat hai ki uska selection nahi hua but nervous durr durr takk naa hua woh .. issliye maine turant 3-4 bade bade peg liye or main raat 12 bajkar 21 minute par uske room ki taraf gaya or Maine jaakar room knock kiya kaafi derr tak or is bich mera dill itana jor se dhadak rah tha ki train piche chutt jaae main bahot kuch ratta maarke aaya tha sabkuch bolne walla tha main lekin gate khulla or Nazia ko dekehte he mera sarra dimagi shantullan hill gaya....Bhenchod saara ratta rataaya bhull gaya..
Nazia-Abeer tum ho....
Main-h.h.haannn....
Nazia-kya hua.....?
Main-w.w.w.w.oh .....kuch nahi sojaao tum sorry.....
Abe kya kar raha hai achaa khassa moka hath se chala jaaega ,laanat hai Teri jindagi par BC itane din se boll naa paaya beta aaj naa bolla toh life khatam fir Woh Shahrukh Khan banke rahiyo saari jindagi woh devdas movie walla .....
Nazia gate bandh karne he walli thi ki Maine jhatke se uska hath thamma, pata nahi itani himmat Kahaan se aai mujh mein lekin aai ye achi baat thi ,or main tapaak se bolla....
Main-Nazia I love u, I can't live without you, look I never thought of loving someone like you.... but When I saw u and as I laid my eyes on u,I can't help myself but falling in love with you...., I just want to be with you we will laugh together we will cry together ,there is no place beautiful for me in this world ,but when you are with me every place and everything looks beautiful to me i just love u....I am not a good person but you, you complete me.. I Love You. M
Main ye sab kehkar shant hua badi he mushqill se pura dum lagaake Maine ye sab kahaa tha meri sans full gayi thi bolte-2 lekin turant he lehraata hua thappad mere gall par padda , jisse lagte he mera saara nasha uttar gaya..
Nazia-i hate u I just hate you mujhe laga tha we are just good friends or tumne bhi meri friendship kaa galat faaydaa uthaya jaisa sabhi ladke karte hain mujhe pata hai Australia mein tumhaari image as a playboy ki hai behissab paise ne andha kardiya hai tumko u think girls are toys bus khelnaa jaante ho tum unke sath u dont have feelings get lost you loser ......
Yeh kehke Nazia ne mere munh par darwaaja bandh kardiya woh nahi samjhi mere pyaar ko , its just one sided love mujhe abhi ek baat yaad aarahi thi "
"Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhen muskurane se pahle."
Naa , of course bhenchod... Main sahi tha, 4 din mein kissi ko pyaar nahi hota or hota hai toh meri tarah one sided he hota hai.. This shit is fucking trash... Pyaar wyaar kuch nahi hota.. Madarchod.. Maine deewar mein punch maarna caaha but usase pehle he mujhe laga ki kissi ne mujhe jor se jhinjhoda or main ek jhatke k sath utha toh dekha ki main mere bed par hun or samne Nazia khadi hai or main pura pashine se bharra hua tha or meri ankhon mein aanshu bharre they...
Nazia-Koi burra sapna dekha ....
Bhenchod... ye sapna Tha... oh my fucking god... Ye sapna tha.?? Bhai.. Fuckkk... SUICIDE se kam kuch nahi karta main agar ye real hota toh..
Main-h.h haan bahot jyada burra ....par tum yahaan kaise....??
Nazia-jab main aai toh tum jor-2 se haanf rahe they or hath lagaaya toh tum passine se bhige hue they sapne mein aisa he hota hai ....
Main-haan....
Nazia-woh actually i am going so please mujhe Railway station drop kardoge....
Main-yeah-2 surely chalo tumhe aane ki kya jarurat thi kissi or ko bhejdeti....
Nazia-arey side walla room toh hai mera.....
Main-ohh haan, lets go....
Toh ye sapna tha bhagwaan kasam main toh marr he gaya tha jaan maano nikal gayi thi woh sapna kitana sach tha aakhirkaar ek playboy he toh hun main ladkiyon k sath khelta he toh hun main ,main bhalla pyaar ko kya samjhunga , No no, aise he pyaar thodi ho jaaega, or mujh jaise ko pyaar thodi hota hai bhenchod main kahaan chutiya aadmi.. Kahaan Naazia ki jindagi barbaad karne chala tha...Kyun bechaari masoom ladki ki aisi taisi kar raha hai saale....
Ye sach tha pura sach, Naazia bahot jyaada innocent thi iss duniya k liye or issi wajah se Maine ab apni life kaa sabse important or impossible decision liya ki main usko kuch nahi kahunga kya pata main ek achi dost bhi kho dun....main usko station chodane jaa raha tha or main bilkul normal behave kar raha tha halaanki andar main khoon k aanshu roo raha tha main andar se tutt chuka tha mere saare Arman paani mein behchukey they darshall sahi hua main insab k kaabil he naa tha main kyaa jaanu pyaar kaa matlab I am just a bloody looser jisse bus ladkiyon se khelna aataa hai nothing else ...Kya he pata hai mujhe pyaar k baare mein?? Kuch bhi nahi...
Main station par khadda ye sab soch raha tha Nazia mere bagal mein thi train aane he walli thi or woh mujhe bilkul normal lag rahi thi ....
Naazia- Abeer?? Kya hua itane shant kyun ho tum?? Kuch kehna hai??
Main-N.. Nana.. naa... nahi toh...
Naazia- Ohk.. I Will surely miss you Abeer , you are a gem..
Main- Only for you though...
Naazia-That's what matters..
Jo apna pyaar nahi paa shakta uska ek he dialouge hota hai " uski khusi mein he meri khusi thi " lekin ye sab juth hai I just hate this love chutiyapa ...Bhenchod bahot he jyaada bakchod cheej hai ye toh... fuck this shit... Aaj k baad pyaar kaa P bhi nahi karunga kissi se... Saala sab fake hai..
Train aagayi or maine apne dill par pahaad rakhkar usko train mein chadhaaya woh mere Galle milli lamba sa goodbye speech dekar chadd gayi train mein main ab or nahi rokk shakta tha main turant wahaan se mudda or thodi durr jaakar achaanak se mere pair jawaab degaye or main apne ghutano par aakar girra or meri ankhon se aanshu behne lage main Rona nahi caahta tha par main rokk naa paaya mere anshuon ko....
Train chal padi thi mere piche se or iss train k sath sath mere saare sapne bhi chal diye they... It was over officially..
Wahaan saikdon log mera tamaasha dekh rahe they lekin mujhe koi honsh nahi tha ,woh banda jo kabhi dard mein bhi nahi roya aaj Pyaar mein ro raha tha, sahi hai boss badi kutti cheej hai ye pyaar, strong se strong aadmi ko apne ghutano par la deta hai.. Fuckk... Khadda ho be... bus Rota he rahega kya ab... Pura sehar dekh raha hai tujhe..
Lekin tabhi kisine jor se mera naam pukkaraa ,ye awaaj main nind mein bhi pehchaan shakta tha ye Nazia ki awaaj thi jispar main bijalli ki tarah paltaaa toh paaya ki Nazia wahaan mere piche khadi thi maine ek pal k liye bhi naa soch or bhagke uske pass pohancha ....
Main-N.a.aaziaa...
Maine itana he bolla tha ke ek garma garam thappad mere Galle par laga nahi re ye sapna naa tha ye real walla laga tha...
Nazia-Stupid idiot agar pyaar karte ho toh propose karne ki himmat toh rakho main kabse wait kar ri thi ab propose karoge ab karoge lekin ghar se yahaan aagaye nahi kiya ab challi jaati toh main sidha nahi boll shaktey I love u lo main he boll deti hun I love u Abeer ....
Main-Tumhe kaise pata???
Mere munh se bus itana he nikala...
Nazia-Subah-2 nind mein I love u Nazia please don't leave me I can't live without u I will die , i just love you you and you only bol rahe they sab suna Maine pura adha ghanta wahin khadi thi main budhu kahin k I also love You or same problem mere sath thi kahin tum mujhe accept naa karo because main tumhaare level ki nahi hun or uppar se andhi bhi to hun par jab subah tumhe suna toh bus raha nahi gaya...
Uske itana bolte he Maine usko Galle se laga liya itna kaske maano woh chhut k challi naa jaae mujhe vishwash nahi horaha tha ki ye sab sachmein hua hai ....
Main-mera level tumse niche hai naaki tumhaara you are petfect for me but i am not perfect for you beacause i am a defective piece but know You + Me =complete""You Make Me Smile, You Make Me Cry, But You Complete Me And I Love You So Much That I Cannot Stop Loving You.”Abhi marr jaata main toh... oh my god... I thought I lost you forever.. Ye soch ke he mera dil baith gaya tha ..
Woh din meri life ka sabse khaas din tha uss din se meri life real mein suru hui abtak toh main bus waise he jee raha tha uss din k baad mujhe jinne kaa makshat mill gaya........
Kai log pyaar mein believe ni karte usse jutha maante hain fareb maante hain or unlogon ko bus main yahi kehna caahunga kuch din pehle tak main bhi belive nahi karta tha but uss ek ladki ne meri life badal di so tumlog believe karo yaa naa karo nobody cares .....
Everybody knows Once Einstein sir said "You can't blame Gravity for falling in love..." But not many people knows the meaning of this sentence .....let me tell you: ""love has no boundaries neither does gravity they work hand in hand so u can't blame no one for falling in love its just you and you and only you''....
I love her now and I will love her forever..... Because"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart."
And Lastly Not Every love story gets a sad ending..
The End.....