Main: “Wo aae hamaare kamre mein Khda ki qudrat hai...
Kabhi hum un ko kabhi un k haseen chehre ko dekhte hain.” Main sher parrte houy bed se utha.
Uthne k baad main chotte chotte qadam uthaata hua Ammi k paas jaane laga... jaise jaise mere qadam Ammi ki jaanib uth rahe thy waise waise un ki gardan mazeed jhukti ja rahi thi.
Main: “Barri der laga di sanam aate aate.” Main ne un k nazdeek ja kar kaha.
Ammi: “Bas wwww wo tumhare Abu so nnn nnnn nahi rahe thy.” Ammi ne neeche dekhte houy kaha.
Main: “Yaar tum to aeise sharma rahi ho jaise aaj tumhari sohaag raat hai.” Main ne un k kaan k paas apna cbehra le ja kar kaha.
Ammi: “Mmm mmm main nahi sharma rahi.” Ammi ne aik dam se kaha.
Main: “Relex Parveen kuch nahi hoga.” Main ne un ka haath pakarrte houy kaha.
Ammi ka haath pakarrte hi mujhe un k haath ki kap’kapahat apne haath par saaf mehsoos houi.
Main: “Tum itna gabra koun rahi ho.?” Main ne unhain bed par bithaate houy poocha.
Ammi: “Nnnn nn nahi main nahi gabra rahi.” Ammi ne gardan utha kar mujhe dekhte houy jawab diya.
Main: “Tum khud ko relex karo jab tak main Wajid ko bula kar laata hoon.” Main ne kaha.
Ammi: “Sajid tho thhhhh thorri der baad abhi nahi.” Ammi ne mera haath pakarrte houy kaha.
Main: “Relex yaar... tum to aeise gabra rahi ho jaise pehli baar kar rahi ho.” Main ne un ka haath thap’thapaate houy kaha.
Ammi: “Gabraahat to hogi.” Ammi ne kaha.
Main: “Kaisi gabraahat...? Tum pehle bhi mere saath aur Wajid k saath kar chuki ho.” Main ne kaha.
Ammi: “Akele akele kiya hai... aik saath to nahi kiya.?” Ammi ne jaldi se kaha.
Main: “Aik saath bhi kuch nahi hoga... shuru shuru mein ajeeb sa lage ga us k baad maza aane lage ga aur waise bhi hum dono pehle tumhare bete hain baad mein thoku.” Main ne muskura kar kaha.
Ammi: “Sajid akele akele hi theek hai.” Ammi ne kaha.
Main: “Yaar main keh raha hoon na kuch nahi hoga MAIN HOON NA.” Main ne un ka gaal thap’thapaya. “Ab tum khud ko relex karo main Wajid ko le kar aata hoon.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main ne Ammi k maathe ko chooma aur kamre se bahar nikal kar seedha Wajid k kamre mein chala gaya.
Wajid: “Bhai Ammi aa gayi.?” Jaise hi main kamre mein dakhil hua to us ne mujhe dekhte houy poocha.
Main: “Haan aa gayein.” Main ne jawab diya.
Wajid: “Chali jaldi se chalein.” Us ne bed se uthte houy kaha.
Main: “Wait...(Main ne us ka baazu pakrra) pehle ghor se neri baat sunn lo.” Main ne kaha.
Wajid: “Ji bhai.” Us ne kaha.
Main: “Wajid main ne Ammi ko tumhari Zari ko chodne wali baat nahi bataai lehaza tum Ammi k saamne is baat ka zikar nahi karna.” Main ne kaha.
Wajid: “Theek hai bhai.” Us ne kaha.
Main: “Aik aur baat... aaj k baad tum apni dono behnon k bare mein gande khayalaat nahi laaoge samjhe.” Main ne kaha.
Wajid: “Bhai jab se aap ne apne saath Ammi ko chodne ki baat ki hai us din se main ne Noor aapi aur Zari ki taraf gandi nazar se dekhna chorr diya hai.” Us ne kaha.
Main: “Good... ab chalo.” Main ne kaha.
Wajid: “Bhai Ammi mujhe daante gi to nahi na.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Nahi aur waise bhi MAIN HOON NA.” Main ne kaha.
Wajid: “Ji bhai.” Us ne kaha.
Main: “Acha Wajid tum ne apni jhaatein to saaf ki houi hai na.?” Main ne poocha.
Wajid: “Ji bhai... main ne aik din pehle hi apni jhaatein saaf kar li theen.” Us ne jawab diya.
Main: “Good ab chalo chalte hain.” Main ne kaha.
Phir main Wajid ko le kar wapas apne kamre mein aa gaya.
Jab main kamre mein dakhil hua aur meri nazar Ammi par parri to main ne dekha wo bed par daaye’n karwat k bal apna daay’an haath sar k neeche tikaaye leti houi theen.
