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Main ne sab ko Tariq Road chorra aur wapas jaane laga, abhi main wapas jaane k liye murra hi tha k saamne se Raheel aur us ki Family aate houy dikhaai diye… mujhe dekhte hi Raheel ne door se haath hila diya aur main jaate jaate ruk gaya.
Raheel: “Hello Sajid.” Us ne mere paas aa kar poocha.
Main: “Hello.” Main ne kaha.
Raheel: “Ammi ye Sajid hai aur hum ikhatte University mein parrhte hain.” Us ne mera ta’aruf karwaya. “Aur ye meri Ammi aur meri behnein hain.” Us ne kaha.
Raheel ki do behnein theen aur main ne dono ko dekha hua tha aik ki umar 11 saal aur aik ki umar 8 saal k kareeb thi.
Main: “Hello anty.” Main ne kaha. “Ye meri family hai aur ye meri phuphi ki beti Zaib-un-Nisa.” Main ne kaha.
Us k baad sab aik doosre ko hello hy karne lage.
Ammi: “Aap bhi shopping karne aai hain.?” Ammi ne Raheel ki Ammi se poocha.
Anty: “Haan bas thorre bachiyon k liye sardiyon k kaprre lene thy.” Unhon ne kaha.
Raheel: “Ammi aap log aeisa karein Sajid ki family k saath hi shopping karein hum abhi aate hain.” Us ne kaha.
Ye keh kar Raheel ne mera haath pakrra aur mujhe wahan se le jaane laga.
Main: “Ab ye mujhe pakaaega.” Main ne khud se kaha.
Khair wo mujhe le kar aik restaurant mein aa gaya.
Raheel: “Aur sunna apni shadi ki shopping kar raha hai.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Haan.” Main ne kaha.
Raheel: “Tumhari behnon k saath wo tumhari Phuphi aur un ki beti thi na.?” Us ne poocha.
Raheel ne meri behnon ko aur main ne us ki behnon ko pehle se dekha hua tha.
Main: “Haan wo meri chotti phuphi ki ikloti beti thi.” Main ne jawab diya.
Raheel: “Wo married hai.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Nahi… koun.?” Main ne jawab dene k baad poocha.
Raheel: “Agar wo shadi shuda nahi hai to us k itne barre kaise ho gaye…. Hahahahaha.” Us ne kaha aur hansne laga.
Mera aur Raheel ka khulla mazak tha hum dono aik doosre ko maa’n behan ki galiyan bhi dete thy.
Main: “Behan chod tu ne itni der mein us k mammon ka size bhi note kar liya.” Main ne ussay gaali dete houy poocha.
Meri baat par Raheel daant dikhaane laga… ussay hanste hpuy dekh lar main bhi hansne laga… abhi main kuch kehne hi wala tha k mere mobile par call aai… main ne jaib se mobile nikaal kar dekha to wo Phuphi Zohra ki call thi.
On Call:-
Main: “Hello.” Main ne mobile ko kaan se lagaate houy kaha.
Ph. Zohra: “Sajid kahan reh gaye ho, jaldi aao main wait kar rahi hoon.” Unhon ne kaha.
Main: “Bas 10 minutes mein aa raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main ne call cut kar di aur mobile ko wapas jaib mein daalta hua chair se uth kharra hua.
Main: “Sorry yaar mujhe argent kahin jaana hai.” Main ne kaha.
Raheel: “Sab kheriyat to hai, its every thing all right.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Haan sab kheriyat hai… ok phir kal University mein milte hain bye bye.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main ne Raheel se haath milaaya aur restaurant se bahar aa kar jaldi se apni gaarri mein betha aur full speed se gaarri bhagaata hua ghar pohanch gaya.
Ghar pohanch kar main ne gaari ko gali mein hi ghar k saath khaarra kiya aur ghar k andar daakhil ho gaya… jaise hi main ghar k andar dakhil hua to dekha Abu tv lounge mein bethe tv dekh rahe thy.
Raheel: “Hello Sajid.” Us ne mere paas aa kar poocha.
Main: “Hello.” Main ne kaha.
Raheel: “Ammi ye Sajid hai aur hum ikhatte University mein parrhte hain.” Us ne mera ta’aruf karwaya. “Aur ye meri Ammi aur meri behnein hain.” Us ne kaha.
Raheel ki do behnein theen aur main ne dono ko dekha hua tha aik ki umar 11 saal aur aik ki umar 8 saal k kareeb thi.
Main: “Hello anty.” Main ne kaha. “Ye meri family hai aur ye meri phuphi ki beti Zaib-un-Nisa.” Main ne kaha.
Us k baad sab aik doosre ko hello hy karne lage.
Ammi: “Aap bhi shopping karne aai hain.?” Ammi ne Raheel ki Ammi se poocha.
Anty: “Haan bas thorre bachiyon k liye sardiyon k kaprre lene thy.” Unhon ne kaha.
Raheel: “Ammi aap log aeisa karein Sajid ki family k saath hi shopping karein hum abhi aate hain.” Us ne kaha.
Ye keh kar Raheel ne mera haath pakrra aur mujhe wahan se le jaane laga.
Main: “Ab ye mujhe pakaaega.” Main ne khud se kaha.
Khair wo mujhe le kar aik restaurant mein aa gaya.
Raheel: “Aur sunna apni shadi ki shopping kar raha hai.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Haan.” Main ne kaha.
Raheel: “Tumhari behnon k saath wo tumhari Phuphi aur un ki beti thi na.?” Us ne poocha.
Raheel ne meri behnon ko aur main ne us ki behnon ko pehle se dekha hua tha.
Main: “Haan wo meri chotti phuphi ki ikloti beti thi.” Main ne jawab diya.
Raheel: “Wo married hai.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Nahi… koun.?” Main ne jawab dene k baad poocha.
Raheel: “Agar wo shadi shuda nahi hai to us k itne barre kaise ho gaye…. Hahahahaha.” Us ne kaha aur hansne laga.
Mera aur Raheel ka khulla mazak tha hum dono aik doosre ko maa’n behan ki galiyan bhi dete thy.
Main: “Behan chod tu ne itni der mein us k mammon ka size bhi note kar liya.” Main ne ussay gaali dete houy poocha.
Meri baat par Raheel daant dikhaane laga… ussay hanste hpuy dekh lar main bhi hansne laga… abhi main kuch kehne hi wala tha k mere mobile par call aai… main ne jaib se mobile nikaal kar dekha to wo Phuphi Zohra ki call thi.
On Call:-
Main: “Hello.” Main ne mobile ko kaan se lagaate houy kaha.
Ph. Zohra: “Sajid kahan reh gaye ho, jaldi aao main wait kar rahi hoon.” Unhon ne kaha.
Main: “Bas 10 minutes mein aa raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main ne call cut kar di aur mobile ko wapas jaib mein daalta hua chair se uth kharra hua.
Main: “Sorry yaar mujhe argent kahin jaana hai.” Main ne kaha.
Raheel: “Sab kheriyat to hai, its every thing all right.?” Us ne poocha.
Main: “Haan sab kheriyat hai… ok phir kal University mein milte hain bye bye.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main ne Raheel se haath milaaya aur restaurant se bahar aa kar jaldi se apni gaarri mein betha aur full speed se gaarri bhagaata hua ghar pohanch gaya.
Ghar pohanch kar main ne gaari ko gali mein hi ghar k saath khaarra kiya aur ghar k andar daakhil ho gaya… jaise hi main ghar k andar dakhil hua to dekha Abu tv lounge mein bethe tv dekh rahe thy.