Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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Welcome bro waise to mujhe bhi zarurat hai ki main bhi apni story restart Karu per tab tak tum sambhalo apno lajwaab story se maine tumhari ye story read ki hai bahot achi hai

 

[Dev the lover]

Welcome bro waise to mujhe bhi zarurat hai ki main bhi apni story restart Karu per tab tak tum sambhalo apno lajwaab story se maine tumhari ye story read ki hai bahot achi hai

kyu nahi bhai aap bhi apni sabdo ke jaal ko bunate raho kyuki saase ruk jaati hai likhe hue sabd nahi aur dimag me rahe ess se aacha usko ek roop dekar story me rakh de yeh jada aacha kyuki abhi hum kaya sochate woh kal bhi kaha yaad rehata aapki story restart krne kaa intazar raahega bhai aur meri story ko pasand karne ka bhuat dhanya waad ek aur abhi kal hi shuru ki time mile dekhaa woh thik thaak hai ki nahi

 

[Dev the lover]

UPDATE 225

Main – "Haan bhai, aur kya?"

Giri – "Abbe masti ki umar mein shaadi kar li!"

Main – "Toh usse kya, masti toh ruk jayegi bhai?"

Giri – "Bhai, sahi khel gaya hai tu. Waise ek baat bataoon."

Main – "Haan, bol bhai."

Giri – "Aur kitne seal tod diye ab tak?"

Main – "Kahaan bhai, abhi toh bas aaj hi shaadi hui hai."

Giri – "Ohhh, toh aaj palang todenge! Toh bhai, khidki band kar le!"

Main – "Tu saale, nahi sudhrega na?"

Giri – "Waise ek baat batani hai tujhe."

Main – "Aur woh kya hai?"

Giri – "Ghar chal, mujhe kisi se milana hai."

Main – "Kaun bhai?"

Giri – "Teri bhabhi se."

Yeh bolkar woh bhag gaya.

Main – "Ruk, saale, ruk! Abhi ruk!" Maine jutta nikaal kar uspar feka, usne uthaya aur bhag gaya.

Giri – "Aab aa, ek pair mein jutta liye."

Maine doosra jutta bhi usse maar diya. Usne woh bhi uthaya aur bhag gaya – "Chal, aab shar nahi jaana hoga, naye jutte mil gaye hain."

Woh bhaagta hua andar ghus gaya haweli ke.

Gaon ke log humme aise ghur rahe the, jaise koi naach chal raha ho. Main dheere dheere chalne laga, kaafi mast haweli thi yeh. Main idhar udhar dekhta ja raha tha, ki meri nazar ek khidki par padi, jahan se koi ladki mujhe dekh rahi thi. Maine apna shir neeche kiya aur aage badh gaya. Phir dekha toh, woh ladki phir se ghur rahi thi. Main jaldi se andar ghus gaya.

Samne Ratan chacha aur chachi Kamala baithay the. Maine jakar unke pair chue, aur Kamala chachi ke bhi.

Ratan – "Aare, kon ho bhai?"

Giri – "Aare pita ji, yaad nahi hai? Humare ghar mein nange pair kon aata tha?"

Kamala chachi ne khade ho kar mujhe gale laga liya.

Kamala – "Aare beta, kabar di hoti, aa rahe ho? Aare gaju kamali, ja jaldi se intezaam kar, kuch humare ghar ki shaan aa gayi hai!"

Main – "Aare chachi ji, bas karoon, itna bhi naa hoon main."

Giri – "Haan maa, yeh toh bhai shahab ne shaadi kar li, aur bataya bhi nahi."

Ratan – "Aare Kamala, phir toh tayyari kar, abhi jaayenge hum wahan apni bhau ki muh dikhaayi karni."

Main – "Ji, chaiye, sab aapsi mil kar bahut khush honge."

Ratan – "Aur mera yaar aaya hai ki nahi abhi?"

Main – "Haan, dad aaye hain."

Kamala – "Aur...?"

Giri – "Sab aaye hain maa, ab isse kuch khilao bhi, ki baatein karti rahogi?"

Kamala – "Haan, waise bhi naukaron ke haath ka khana nahi, mere haath ka bana hua khaayega."

Giri – "Haan aap banno, main aata hoon. Pata nahi, chandani kahaan par rah gayi hai. Tu tab tak Roshani se mil le, woh upar hai."

Ratan – "Haan beta, jao, mil lo usse bhi."

Main (has kar) – "Ji, kyu nahi? Sach bataoon toh meri fatati hai usse, kab kya karti thi, koi nahi bata sakta. Sabse zyada bachpan mein, usne hi pitwaya tha mujhe."

Main upar aa gaya. Kaafi saare kamre the wahan. Mujhe laga shayad yeh wahi ho. Maine knock kiya.

Andar se awaaz aayi – "Kon hai?"

Main awaaz sun kar lautne laga. Saala, ladkiyon se doori banani ab sahi hai. Waise bhi, woh kuttiya mohani jab se pichhe padi hai, na jaane kya baat ho gayi.

Tabhi chhidiya se Kamala chachi aayi.

Kamala – "Aare beta, woh wala kamra hai. Jaao, mil lo. Dar rahe ho kya?"

Main – "Nahi toh, jaata hoon."

Maine gate ko dhakka diya aur andar chala gaya.

Arre, yeh wohi ladki hai jo balcony se ghur rahi thi!


Main – "Roshani, main."

Woh sunte hi taiyaar ho gayi, phir bola – "Mera naam lete ho, jaante ho jamindar ke ghar mein aise aane ka kya haq hota hai?"

Main – "Arre, kahali pili dimag, na haath lagana, jamindar ki beti hai, kuch aur toh nahi."

Woh tez tarar se mere paas aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi.

Roshani – "Aab aayi humari yaad, haa, itne saalon baad!"

Main – "Arre, toh tune kab yaad kiya mujhe? Ek baar bhi phone kiya, ab mat kehna 'no' nahi tha."

Woh mujhse alag hoti hui – "Haan, nahi hai waise. Kya kehna chahte ho?"

Main – "Kyun, tujhe kya karna hai?"

Roshani – "Kuch nahi, din bhar gym mein rehta hai."

Main – "Nahi, bas kaam mein sab hota rehta hai."

Tabhi Kamala chachi andar aayi – "Beta, tayaar ho jaa, Dev ke ghar jaana hai."

Roshani – "Kyun maa?"

Kamala – "Aare bhaurani ki muh dikhayi karni hai, sabse pehle mai hi jaaungi."

Roshani – "Kiski shaadi ho gayi hai?"

Main – "Arre baba, tere Dev ki aur kiski?"

Roshani – "Ohhh, accha hai."

Main – "Kya baat hai, khush nahi hui?"

Roshani (has kar) – "Arre, mai toh yeh soch rahi thi, tujh jaise ladki se kisne shaadi ki hogi."

Main (man mein) – "Khud ki hui nahi, baadi aayi meri. Dekh rahi hai, mere paas toh itna hai ki bas poochho mat."

Roshani – "Kaha kho gaya? Yaad aa rahi hai apni wife ki?"

Main – "Haan, woh hai hi aisi ki yaad kiye bina nahi jaata."

Kamala – "Bus, bus! Chalo, jaldi neeche aao tayar hokar."

Roshani – "Ji maa, chalti hoon."

Woh chali gayi.

Main – "Accha, main bhi chalta hoon."

Roshani – "Arre, main tayaar ho rahi hoon, tu ruk na. Tere saath hi chalungi main."

Main – "Arre, toh neeche hoon na."

Roshani – "Kaha na ruk! Toh dar raha hai jaise main tera rape kar dungi. Baith yaha."

Main (ghabara kar) – "Nahi, nahi, koi baat nahi. Main keh raha hoon, thik hoon."

Roshani – "Hil kyun raha hai itna? Chal, baith."

Woh chhakar mein mujhe baitha diya aur wahi hua jo main nahi chahta tha.

Main (man mein) – "Shit yaar."

Roshani (man mein) – "Yeh hai kya? Kaise sambhalti hogi iski biwi? Ohh, yeh main kya soch rahi hoon."

Main (tezi se) – "Ab jaa bhi, jaldi na."

Roshani – "Huuu, haa jaati hoon."

Aakhir woh tayaar hokar aayi, toh main idhar-udhar ghoom raha tha.

Roshani – "Paani do kya?"

Main – "Naa, toh chal, jaldi neeche."

Shukar hai, ab bina bole neeche gayi.

Main (man mein) – "Main khada tha, toh comfort mein tha, par baithna naa baba, ab achanak saala kya ho gaya hai mujhe?"

Ratan – "Beta, baith jao."

Main – "Naa, naa, bas yeh mat karwaiye."

Roshani (has kar) – "Samne jutte pade hue the mere, maine jhat se pehane aur nikal gaya."

Woh log awaaz lagate rahe, par main sidha ghar chal gaya apne.

Shadow - The Possession Begins

Main ghar ke andar aaya to ek ajeeb si thandak mehsoos hui. Aisa lag raha tha jaise hawa mein koi ajeeb si energy ghul rahi ho. Ghar ki shaanti kuch aswabhavik lag rahi thi, jaise har kone se koi mujhe dekh raha ho.

Masoom ne darwaza khola, hamesha ki tarah ek pyari muskaan ke saath

Masoom – "Thak gaye ho na? Aao, andar aao. Kuch chai bana doon tumhare liye?"

Main (muskura kar) – "Nahi, abhi nahi. Sab kaha hain?" Bus jaldi se ek glass paani lakr do thanda ekdum

Masoom – "Saloni, Pari, aur Neha peeche wale kamre mein hain. Pata nahi kya kar rahi hain, bas kuch likhne mein busy hain.Aap chalo me paani laati hu


Mujhe ek ajeeb sa curiosity hua, abhi toh hum log yaha aaye aur yeh kaya karne lagi sab,aur main seedha peeche wale kamre ki taraf chala gaya. Jaise hi maine darwaza khola, ek ajeeb si hawa mere chehre par lagi. Kamre mein Saloni, Pari, aur Neha zameen par baithi thi. Unke samne ek red-colored mandala-type design tha, lekin woh mandala ekdum aswabhavik aur disturbing tha.

Waha ka secne dekh ke mere joh garmi cadhi thi woh bina paani ke thandi ho gayi

Main (unhe ghoorte hue) – "Yeh kya kar rahi ho tum log?"
Saloni ne tezi se kagaz chhupa diya aur Pari ek chhoti si hasi ke saath boli:

Pari – "Kuch nahi, bhaiya. Bas ek game khel rahe the."

Neha ne bhi jaldi se kaha

Neha – "Haan, bas time pass kar rahe the."

Unki baatein mujhe zyada natural nahi lag rahi thi. Saloni hamesha ekdum confident hoti thi, lekin ab uski baatein jaise chhupane ki koshish kar rahi ho. Pari ke chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, jaise woh mujhe observe kar rahi ho.

Main (serious hokar) – "Mujhe woh kagaz dikhana. Yeh kya banaya hai tum logon ne?"
Saloni ne kagaz apne pichhe chhupa liya aur Pari ek halki si seductive awaaz mein boli

Pari – "Bhaiya, aapko yeh samajh nahi aayega. Yeh bas humari creativity hai."

Mujhe Pari ke tone mein kuch ajeeb sa laga. Uski awaaz mein ek naya andaaz tha, jo mujhe disturb kar raha tha. Tabhi Neha ne ek glass paani lekar mere paas aayi aur bohot hi ajeeb nazar se mujhe dekhte hue kaha.

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap thake hue lag rahe ho. Aap hamare paas baitho na, thoda relax karoge."

Neha ke tone mein ek alag si sweetness thi, jo normal nahi lag rahi thi. Uska chehra mere kareeb aane ki koshish kar raha tha, aur uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak thi.

Main thoda piche hataa aur

Main – "Tum log theek toh ho na? Yeh sab kya hai? Saloni, tum toh kabhi mujhe 'Bhai' nahi bolti thi, aur tum dono (Pari aur Neha) bhi aaj ekdam ajeeb lag rahi ho."

Saloni ne mujhe ek intense nazar se dekha, jaise woh meri baat se agree nahi kar rahi ho. Phir usne dheere se kaha:

Saloni – "Bhai, aap kyun humse door hone lagte ho? Aap hamesha busy rehte ho. Kabhi hamare saath waqt bitana chahiye na?"

Saloni ka mujhe "Bhai" kehna mujhe aur disturb kar raha tha. Woh kabhi aise nahi bolti thi aur me enke alwa time kisko deta hu yeh bhi samajh nahi aaya. Aur uski awaaz mein ek alag si intensity thi, jaise woh mujhe majboor karna chahti ho.

Tabhi Pari ne mujhe piche se pakad liya aur ek halki hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap tension lete ho. Aap hamare saath relax kyu nahi karte? Dekho na, hum kitni achhi hain."

Maine Pari ke haath ko turant hata diya, lekin uski muskaan mujhe andar tak disturb kar gayi. Neha ne tab ekdum se kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, kya hum aapko ache nahi lagte? Kya humse baat karna aapko pasand nahi?"

Unki baatein mujhe forceful lag rahi thi. Pari ne phir se ek ajeeb si hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap toh hamesha serious rehte ho. Kabhi hamari taraf dhyan bhi do. Hum bhi toh aapke liye kuch hain, hai na?"

Main unki harkatein dekh kar wahan se turant nikal gaya, lekin jaane se pehle mujhe unki hasi sunai di. Woh hasi ekdum aswabhavik thi, jaise uske peeche koi aur hi energy thi.

Kaya yeh sab me joh ho raha yeh sahi hai yaa yeh tino ki tino mujhe tease karn caah rahi hai par yeh time after marriage and all yeh sab mujhe thik nahi lag raha kaya gaav me aane ke baad kuch hua kaya jab me yaha nhi thaa par usko toh kuch hi samaye hua tha

Kamre ke mahaul se disturbed hokar, main seedha apne study room mein chala gaya. Masoom mujhe door se dekh rahi thi, uski nazar meri pareshani ko mehsoos kar rahi thi, lekin usne kuch nahi kaha. Mere dimaag mein sirf ek hi sawaal ghoom raha tha—Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka woh ajeeb behavior ka matlab kya tha?
Kahi aaj sapna joh aaya aur maa se joh batae hue uski shuruwaat toh nahi kuch?

Thodi der baad, Saloni, Pari, aur Neha mere room ke bahar aayi. Unka behavior ab ekdum normal lag raha tha, jaise kuch bhi ajeeb nahi hua ho. Saloni ne darwaza knock kiya aur andar aayi.

Saloni – "dev abb tum naraz ho gaye kya?"

Main (thoda serious hokar) – "Tum log mujhe yeh batao ki woh sab kya tha? Woh red mandala aur tumhara ajeeb behavior?"

Saloni ne ek confused expression ke saath mujhe dekha, jaise usse kuch yaad hi na ho.

Saloni – "Mandala? Dev aap kya bol rahe ho?

Hum toh bas ek drawing kar rahe the maze ke liye. Woh toh Pari ka idea tha."

Pari ne turant haan mein haan milate hue kaha

Pari – "Haan, bhaiya! Woh sab bas ek mazaak tha. Aap toh unnecessarily serious ho gaye."

Mujhe unki baatein kaafi unnatural lag rahi thi. Ek taraf unka attitude ab normal lag raha tha, aur doosri taraf unki harkaton ka justification mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha.

Main – "Pari, tumhare chehre ki wo ajeeb muskaan aur Neha ka mujhe pakadne ka style? Yeh sab normal lagta hai tumhe?"

Neha ne hasi dabate hue kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap na kuch zyada soch rahe ho. Hum toh bas aapko thoda tension-free karne ki koshish kar rahe the. Humse mazaak bhi nahi kar sakte kya?"

Main : dekh neha yeh mere saath kar mat samjhi tum logo kaa kaya plan hai mujhe nahi pata yeh shaadi hote hi bhaiya anda all karke mujhe tease kar rahe ho

Saloni meri taraf aayi aur ek emotional tone mein boli

Saloni – dev agar humse koi galti hui ho, toh maaf kar do. Hum bas maze kar rahe the. Aap hamesha serious rehte ho, toh humne socha thoda chill karte hain.

Unke chehre par ab ek innocence thi, jo mujhe aur confused kar rahi thi. Mujhe unki baatein maan lene ka mann kar raha tha, lekin dil ke kisi kone mein ek ajeeb si feeling thi, jo mujhe samajh nahi aayi.

Masoom wahan aayi aur situation ko samjhane ki koshish karte hue boli:
Masoom – "Dev, tum chinta mat karo.nahi toh mujhe bhi chinnata ho jaayegi

Neha - aapko kis cheez ki chinata bhai

Masoom - tum log mujhe pata hai ki dev ko tease kar rahe ho aur dev ko excited kar rahe woh keh rahi mat kro

Saloni ( has kar ) - aur uss se kya hogaa

Masoom (muskura kar): "Suhagraat aaj meri hai, mujhe pata hai na mera kya hona chahiye? Tum log apni harkatein baad mein kar lena."

Pari (teasing tone mein): "Arre bhabhi, aap toh bade possessive ho rahe ho Dev bhaiya ke liye. Relax kijiye, hum sirf mazaak kar rahe hain."

Neha: "Haan bhabhi, waise bhi kaha
ya itne serious hain, unhe hamesha chill karne ki zarurat hoti hai."

Masoom (seriously): "Dekho, main mazaak samajhti hoon, lekin kuch cheeze hadd ke bahar nahi honi chahiye. Dev ka mood aur unki tension mujhe samajh mein aati hai. Tum log apna yeh game abhi yahi khatam karo."

Saloni (hasi dabate hue): "Bhabhi, aap toh serious ho gayi. Thik hai, aaj ke liye bas karte hain."

Main unki baatein sunn kar wahan se chup chaap uth gaya aur Masoom ke saath andar chala gaya. Lekin andar hi andar mujhe lag raha tha ki yeh sab kuch sahi nahi hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka yeh behavior mujhe disturb kar raha tha, jaise woh kuch chhupa rahi ho.

Masoom ne andar aakar mere shoulder par haath rakha aur pyaar se kaha

Masoom: "Dev, chinta mat karo. Shayad unka mazaak kuch zyada ho gaya. Tumhare chehre pe jo tension hai, mujhe sab samajh aata hai. Main hoon na, sab theek hoga."

Main ne uski baat sun kar sirf haan mein sir hila diya. Lekin mere mann mein ek ajeeb sa dar tha, jaise kuch badi cheez hone wali hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ke chehre aur unki harkatein ab mere dimaag mein baar-baar ghoom rahi thi.​

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update

 

[Mr.X796]

UPDATE 222

Pari: "Kya pata..."
Saloni: "Chup, pagal!"
Pari (laughing): "Hee hee hee."

Idhar...
Main apne man mein soch raha tha, "Mahabharat mein paanch Pandav the aur ek hi biwi. Yahaan toh mujhe khud nahi pata kya chal raha hai!"

Main ungliyon se ginte hue bolne laga, "1...2...3... chhodo, suhaag raat mein gin lunga, jab sab samajh aayega."

Neha: "Kya soch rahe ho, bhaiya?"
Main: "Ab bas, Neha! Yeh 'bhaiya-vaiya' band karo. Ab mujhe kuch chhupane ki zarurat nahi hai."

Shikha ne bechain hoke poocha: "Kya matlab, Dev?"
Main haath behtaraf karte hue bola: "Inse miliye, Mrs. Dev se."

Sab mujhe aankhein phaad kar dekh rahe the. Mujhe pata tha, sabke chehre par sawaal honge aur aankhon mein shak.
Shikha: "Kya bakwas hai yeh?"
Riccha: "Haan, kya hai yeh?"

Main: "Ohh, pehle sabka introduction de dene dijiye, please. Aap log aise beech mein mat tokiye."
(Main Shikha ki taraf haath karte hue) "Aur inse milo, ek aur Mrs. Dev."

Shikha, Riccha, aur Neha ek saath: "WHAT!?"

Main: "Aur inse toh aap sab pehle hi mil chuke hain – Riccha. Aur yeh hai Devika. Aur yeh Janu. Yeh bhi Mrs. Dev hain."

Janu aur Devika dono muskura rahi thi, jaise sab unhe chhed rahe ho aur unhe koi fark hi nahi padta.
Main Janu ki taraf dekhte hue: "Janu, tumhe kuch nahi kehna?"

Janu: "Main kya kahun? Main toh pehle hi keh chuki hoon, main har haal mein tumhare saath hoon."

Main: "Aur haan, ab koi yeh mat bole ki 'Are Dev, yeh kya hai? Duniya kya kahegi?' Yeh sab bakwas bhi nahi chalega. Aur agar kisi ka catfight karne ka mood ho, toh baad mein kar lena. Abhi mujhe ek zaruri kaam niptaana hai."

(Sab abhi bhi shock mein the, aur Dev aise, jaise kuch hua hi nahi thaa)

Neha: "Haan, shaadi karni hai na aapko?"
Main: "Kyun, tumhe nahi karni hai kya?"

Neha (chauk kar): "Kya matlab?"
Main: "Aaj tumhari bhi shaadi hai."

Shikha (hairan): "Kis se?"
Main: "Mujhse. Kya tumhe nahi karni hai?"

Janu: "Kis se?"
Main: "Aare baba, mujhse! Kya tumhe nahi karni?"

Devika (hans kar): "Main bhi karungi dubara!"
Main: "Yeh alag hai. Chalo, tum bhi kar lena."

Riccha (bechain hokar): "Mera kya hoga?"

Sab ek saath: "Shaadi!"

Main (hans kar): "Arre waah! Sab itni jaldi razi ho gaye?"

Shikha khushi se fulle nahi sama rahi thi: "Mujhe toh pehle hi pata tha ki meri shaadi tumse hogi. Par aaj yeh sab kitna ajeeb aur mazedaar hai!"

Main (haath uthakar): "Arre, araam se, araam se. Ek minute ruko. Main firse ginne laga... 1, 2, 3... Abbe!"

(Sab hasne lage, aur Dev ab bhi maze mein apne hi hisaab se chal raha tha. Aas-paas ka mahaul tension aur hasi ke beech ek ajeeb si kahani ban chuka tha.)

Main (sir pakad kar): "Abe teri ki! Komal ko toh bhool hi gaya!"

Main ne haath ghumaya, aur Komal humare saamne aa gayi. Pehle toh woh chillayi, lekin sabko dekh kar chup-chaap baith gayi.
Main: "Ab bhi koi bacha hai kya?"

Devika (taana maarte hue): "Yeh dekho, log apna mobile tak nahi bhoolte, aur yeh apni biwiyon ko bhool jaate hain."

Main: "Ab koi nahi bacha hai, bhai! Itna bhi bhulakkad nahi hoon main."

Devika: "Aditi?"

Main: "Pagal ho kya? Woh toh bas aise hi hai, main usse shaadi-waadi nahi karunga."

Devika (muskurate hue): "Gift toh dena padega shaadi ke baad. Mera abhi tak ek bacha hai toh mujhe wahi chahiye."

(Main haath ghumata hai aur mazaak mein): "Lo, yeh raha tumhara gift!"

Aditi apne dupatte ko sahlaate hue, hairan ho kar poochhti hai: "Main yahan kaise aur kyun?"

Main: "Shaadi ka mela laga hai, toh tum shaamil hona chahogi is mele mein?"

Devika ne usse aankh maari, aur Aditi muskura kar boli: "Haan, main bilkul taiyaar hoon!"

Mandir Mein Entry:

Ab hum sab mandir pahunch gaye. Main sabke saath andar jaane laga, lekin andar jaane se pehle maine peeche mud kar dekha, kahin koi chhut toh nahi gaya. Mere mann mein socha, "Kya pata baad mein announcement karna pade – 'Yaatri gan, kripya dhyan dein...' Offo, main kya bakwas soch raha hoon! Lagta hai in sabka bojh mere dimag ka fuse uda raha hai."

Maine phir socha: "Aaj hi sabke saath shaadi karne ka plan bana liya. Lekin saala, 7 multiply by 11 – matlab 77 phere lene padenge! Sabko ek saath toh baandh ke ghuma nahi sakta. Aisa lagega jaise sab bail hain, aur mera tel nikal raha hai!"

Komal ne mujhe hila kar pucha: "Kahaan kho gaye?"

Main (jhatak kar): "Kuch nahi… calculate kar raha tha. Chalo, sab tayaar ho jao!"

(Main ne Devika ko ishaara kiya): "Andar jao aur jo caahiye hai sab fit karo. Main ab kisi ko jawab nahi dene wala."

Phir main socha: "Saloni aur Masoom ko bhi jod diya, aur Pari ko toh bhool hi gaya. Shit, ab 70 phere!"

Main: "Devika, Pari ko yahan bhej dena!"

Devika ne mujhe kuch der ghoora, phir "Haan" bol kar chalee gayi.
Aur kuch hi der mein Pari mere paas aa gayi. Aate hi woh mujhe maarne waali thi, par maine turant use pakad kar godh mein bitha liya.

Pari (gusse se): "Aap Neha se bhi! Par mujhse MANJUR nahi! Huh!"

Main: "Gussa mat de abhi. Bas shaadi hai, shaadi!"

Pari (ghussa dikhate hue): "Aap taanav ban rahe hain!"

Main: "Tandav?"

Pari (tane se): "Haan, ek biwi wale the paanch Pandav, aur aap hain dus biwiyon ke akele tandav!"

Mujhe hasi toh bahut aayi, lekin maine chup rehna hi better samjha.
Maine mann hi mann socha, "Kam se kam mera roz ka sukoon toh bacha rahega! Yeh shaadi uss se, woh shaadi iss se. Saala, agar yeh hi karta raha, toh duniya bhaad mein jaaye. Ab toh shaadi karunga aur bas thoda—arre! Jaada hi bhaag gaya hu armaanon mein! Mera matlab tha, pyar karunga..."

Pari (narazgi se): "Yeh aap accha nahi kar rahe ho mere saath!"

Main: "Tu samajhti kyun nahi hai?"

Pari: "Kya samjhun? Bas yeh bata dijiye!"

(Main ne uske gaalon ko pyar se pakad kar kaha): "Bas yahi ki filhaal humara waqt nahi aaya hai milne ka."

Pari (aur bhi gusse mein): "Ok, fine!"

Woh uth kar jaane lagi, par tabhi ek jagah ruki. Phir palti, aur bol padi: "Ek minute! Filhaal ka kya matlab hai?"

(Mujh tak baghti hui aayi aur gale lag gayi):
Pari (paas se): "Kya yeh sach hai jo abhi aapne kaha?"

Main: "Haan, pagli, sab sach hai. Bas thoda intezaar karna hai sahi waqt ka."

Pari (halki muskaan ke saath): "Tabse toh kar hi rahi hoon, thoda aur kar lungi."

Tabhi sab log tayaar hokar aa gaye. Main un sabko dekh kar sochne laga, "Abbe, inka photo kaise bheju? Frame hi kam pad jayega! Par ab jo than liya hai, woh karna hi hai. Aaj sab khatam! Log kehte hain shaadi ka laddoo meetha hota hai, par mujhe lagta hai iss meethapan se sugar hone wali hai."

Pandit ji aur unki gharwaali hum sabko ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahe the. Unka chehra dekh kar lag raha tha jaise koi mahabharat chal rahi ho.

Main (pandit ji ki taraf): "Pandit ji, shuru karein kya?"

Pandit ji (hakala kar): "H-h-haan, jajman. Pehle kaun aayega?"

Main: "Pehle toh Masoom. Kyunki tumhari wajah se ho raha hai yeh sab!"

Masoom (apne haath jodte hue): "Mere upar mat daalo! Aapke hi man mein laddoo phoot rahe hain."

Main: "Haan, mujhe hi pata hai kiska kya phoot raha hai. Aur tu, haramkhor, hasna band karega kya?"

Arav (hassi rokne ki koshish karte hue): "Sorry, hasna rok nahi paa raha hoon. Pehli baar dekh raha hoon kisi ko ek saath itni saari musibat gale lagate hue!"

Sab (ek saath): "Kya matlab hai aapka?"

Janu: "Kya kehna chahte ho aap, bhaiya?"

Arav: "Arre, teri bhabhi toh meri gale ki musibat hi hai! Shaadi ke baad mera import-export ka business banwa diya. Main toh ghar ke aur uske makeup ke samaan se hi pareshaan ho jata hoon!"

(Pandit ji hasi daba ke bole): "Jajman, sahi keh rahe hain."

Tabhi pandit ji ki biwi unhe ghurti hui boli: "Apna kaam karo! Warna abhi yahin Bhagwan se maafi mangwa dungi!"

Pandit ji (ghabrakar): "Nahi, nahi! Aap dono aaiye, aaiye!"

Phir kya, shaadi ka rasam shuru hua. Ab iss detail mein batana zaroori nahi hai, kyunki aap sab toh bade hoshiyaar hain. Shayad aapne khud yeh sab dekha ho, ya apne kisi dost ki shaadi mein dekha ho. Aur agar nahi dekha, toh koi South ki movie dekh lo. Aise kisse toh har movie mein mil jaayenge!

(Lekin yahaan sabki shaadi ek hi saath ho rahi thi, jo kisi South ki movie ka climax bhi peeche chhod de.)

Main: "Ohhh, rukiye aap log, zara Neha ke saath fere ho jaayein."
Kuch der baad sab rasmein shuru hui. Main beech-beech mein apne hi thoughts mein kho jaata. Haan toh kaha tha, South ki movies chhodo. Aap log soch rahe honge ki achanak yeh Dev kaise sathiya gaya hai?

Flashback:
Jab saale bhediye (mere doston ka group) chila rahe the, "Humari maange puri karo!" tab mujhe ehsaas hua ki yeh toh bas shuruaat hai. Maine socha, "Na jaane kitne fere honge tere. Indian culture ke hisaab se ek shaadi ki planning mein 1-2 mahine lagte hain. Agar ek-ek karke sabki karunga, toh 2-3 saal lag jaayenge. Toh isse accha sabji ka thela utha loon, roj wahi sahi hai!"

Pandit ji ki awaaz se meri soch ka silsila ruka:
Pandit ji: "Jajmaan, kahan kho gaye? Aath fere loge kya?"

Main (halki hasi ke saath): "Arey, Komal, tum yahaan?"

(Uske bolne se pehle hi Komal ne mujhe cheek pe kiss kiya aur side mein ho gayi. Uske baad Janu aa gayi.)

Main: "Haan, toh main keh raha tha ki sabji ka thela uthana behtar hai. Par ab baaki ke kaam bhi toh dekhne hain, na? Shaadi ke baad woh hoga jo hota hi hai—Dad ka business sambhalna. Chalo, yeh bhi kar lenge."

Par meri soch yahin khatam nahi hui. Mujhe ek baat ka gum reh gaya. "Saala school-college ki life toh lag gayi. Lekin haa, apne bacchon ko in sab shaktiyon se door rakhunga. Har koi meri tarah nahi ban sakta hai, na?"

Main (muskurate hue, audience se): "Aur ab yeh mat poochhna ki kya bacche bhi saath mein karoge? Ek hi room mein? Arre bhai, ek baat clear kar doon—10some ya 11some kuch nahi hota hai! Sorry, mera matlab tha ki sabka ek saath toh possible hi nahi. Lekin bed kabhi share mat karna, kyunki bed tut jaate hain!"

Tabhi Komal ne mujhe hila kar bola: "Ab kya, akele fere lagaoge? Chalo, hato!"

Main ne dheere se sabko dekha. Sabke maang mein sindoor tha aur gale mein mangalsutra bhi. (Jo, obviously, Devika laayi hogi. Kaise? It's a magical story!)

Main (confused hote hue): "Ho gaya? Sab itni jaldi ho gaya?"

Saloni (tane se): "Kahaan, teen ghante se ghoom rahe ho, thake nahi kya?"

Main: "Kya? Main toh fresh hoon!"

Arav (hasi dabate hue): "Ab fresh nahi rehoge."

Main (ghussa dikhate hue): "Tu gaya nahi, haramkhor?"

Arav (mast mood mein): "Dekh, behana, kya bol raha hai. Tum sabka kanya daan maine hi toh kiya!"

Main (shock mein): "Yeh kab hua?"

Janu (halki hasi ke saath): "Aap yahi toh the na!"

( Sab kuch mazaaki andaaz mein ho raha tha, lekin ek ajeeb si khushi aur uljhan dono thi. Ek taraf main itne saari biwiyon ke idea ko digest karne ki koshish kar raha tha, toh doosri taraf mere doston ki teasing chal rahi thi.

Pandit ji ke jaadu ke karan shaadi ka mandap aur rasmein ek dum dreamy lag rahi thi. Candles, phoolon ke mala, aur mandir ke ghanti ki aawaz ne poora mahaul sukoon aur masti se bhar diya tha. Lekin main toh bas ek baat soch raha tha:
"Yeh sab hone ke baad, mujhe 'ek' ki choice kaise karni padegi?"

Ab meri halat dekh kar lagta tha, jaise koi ek saath hi saari exams de raha ho aur pass hone ki umeed laga raha ho! )​

Nice update bro

 

[Alok]

Superb....

 

[king1969]

Bahut hi shandar update

 

[Iron Man]

UPDATE 225

Main – "Haan bhai, aur kya?"

Giri – "Abbe masti ki umar mein shaadi kar li!"

Main – "Toh usse kya, masti toh ruk jayegi bhai?"

Giri – "Bhai, sahi khel gaya hai tu. Waise ek baat bataoon."

Main – "Haan, bol bhai."

Giri – "Aur kitne seal tod diye ab tak?"

Main – "Kahaan bhai, abhi toh bas aaj hi shaadi hui hai."

Giri – "Ohhh, toh aaj palang todenge! Toh bhai, khidki band kar le!"

Main – "Tu saale, nahi sudhrega na?"

Giri – "Waise ek baat batani hai tujhe."

Main – "Aur woh kya hai?"

Giri – "Ghar chal, mujhe kisi se milana hai."

Main – "Kaun bhai?"

Giri – "Teri bhabhi se."

Yeh bolkar woh bhag gaya.

Main – "Ruk, saale, ruk! Abhi ruk!" Maine jutta nikaal kar uspar feka, usne uthaya aur bhag gaya.

Giri – "Aab aa, ek pair mein jutta liye."

Maine doosra jutta bhi usse maar diya. Usne woh bhi uthaya aur bhag gaya – "Chal, aab shar nahi jaana hoga, naye jutte mil gaye hain."

Woh bhaagta hua andar ghus gaya haweli ke.

Gaon ke log humme aise ghur rahe the, jaise koi naach chal raha ho. Main dheere dheere chalne laga, kaafi mast haweli thi yeh. Main idhar udhar dekhta ja raha tha, ki meri nazar ek khidki par padi, jahan se koi ladki mujhe dekh rahi thi. Maine apna shir neeche kiya aur aage badh gaya. Phir dekha toh, woh ladki phir se ghur rahi thi. Main jaldi se andar ghus gaya.

Samne Ratan chacha aur chachi Kamala baithay the. Maine jakar unke pair chue, aur Kamala chachi ke bhi.

Ratan – "Aare, kon ho bhai?"

Giri – "Aare pita ji, yaad nahi hai? Humare ghar mein nange pair kon aata tha?"

Kamala chachi ne khade ho kar mujhe gale laga liya.

Kamala – "Aare beta, kabar di hoti, aa rahe ho? Aare gaju kamali, ja jaldi se intezaam kar, kuch humare ghar ki shaan aa gayi hai!"

Main – "Aare chachi ji, bas karoon, itna bhi naa hoon main."

Giri – "Haan maa, yeh toh bhai shahab ne shaadi kar li, aur bataya bhi nahi."

Ratan – "Aare Kamala, phir toh tayyari kar, abhi jaayenge hum wahan apni bhau ki muh dikhaayi karni."

Main – "Ji, chaiye, sab aapsi mil kar bahut khush honge."

Ratan – "Aur mera yaar aaya hai ki nahi abhi?"

Main – "Haan, dad aaye hain."

Kamala – "Aur...?"

Giri – "Sab aaye hain maa, ab isse kuch khilao bhi, ki baatein karti rahogi?"

Kamala – "Haan, waise bhi naukaron ke haath ka khana nahi, mere haath ka bana hua khaayega."

Giri – "Haan aap banno, main aata hoon. Pata nahi, chandani kahaan par rah gayi hai. Tu tab tak Roshani se mil le, woh upar hai."

Ratan – "Haan beta, jao, mil lo usse bhi."

Main (has kar) – "Ji, kyu nahi? Sach bataoon toh meri fatati hai usse, kab kya karti thi, koi nahi bata sakta. Sabse zyada bachpan mein, usne hi pitwaya tha mujhe."

Main upar aa gaya. Kaafi saare kamre the wahan. Mujhe laga shayad yeh wahi ho. Maine knock kiya.

Andar se awaaz aayi – "Kon hai?"

Main awaaz sun kar lautne laga. Saala, ladkiyon se doori banani ab sahi hai. Waise bhi, woh kuttiya mohani jab se pichhe padi hai, na jaane kya baat ho gayi.

Tabhi chhidiya se Kamala chachi aayi.

Kamala – "Aare beta, woh wala kamra hai. Jaao, mil lo. Dar rahe ho kya?"

Main – "Nahi toh, jaata hoon."

Maine gate ko dhakka diya aur andar chala gaya.

Arre, yeh wohi ladki hai jo balcony se ghur rahi thi!


Main – "Roshani, main."

Woh sunte hi taiyaar ho gayi, phir bola – "Mera naam lete ho, jaante ho jamindar ke ghar mein aise aane ka kya haq hota hai?"

Main – "Arre, kahali pili dimag, na haath lagana, jamindar ki beti hai, kuch aur toh nahi."

Woh tez tarar se mere paas aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi.

Roshani – "Aab aayi humari yaad, haa, itne saalon baad!"

Main – "Arre, toh tune kab yaad kiya mujhe? Ek baar bhi phone kiya, ab mat kehna 'no' nahi tha."

Woh mujhse alag hoti hui – "Haan, nahi hai waise. Kya kehna chahte ho?"

Main – "Kyun, tujhe kya karna hai?"

Roshani – "Kuch nahi, din bhar gym mein rehta hai."

Main – "Nahi, bas kaam mein sab hota rehta hai."

Tabhi Kamala chachi andar aayi – "Beta, tayaar ho jaa, Dev ke ghar jaana hai."

Roshani – "Kyun maa?"

Kamala – "Aare bhaurani ki muh dikhayi karni hai, sabse pehle mai hi jaaungi."

Roshani – "Kiski shaadi ho gayi hai?"

Main – "Arre baba, tere Dev ki aur kiski?"

Roshani – "Ohhh, accha hai."

Main – "Kya baat hai, khush nahi hui?"

Roshani (has kar) – "Arre, mai toh yeh soch rahi thi, tujh jaise ladki se kisne shaadi ki hogi."

Main (man mein) – "Khud ki hui nahi, baadi aayi meri. Dekh rahi hai, mere paas toh itna hai ki bas poochho mat."

Roshani – "Kaha kho gaya? Yaad aa rahi hai apni wife ki?"

Main – "Haan, woh hai hi aisi ki yaad kiye bina nahi jaata."

Kamala – "Bus, bus! Chalo, jaldi neeche aao tayar hokar."

Roshani – "Ji maa, chalti hoon."

Woh chali gayi.

Main – "Accha, main bhi chalta hoon."

Roshani – "Arre, main tayaar ho rahi hoon, tu ruk na. Tere saath hi chalungi main."

Main – "Arre, toh neeche hoon na."

Roshani – "Kaha na ruk! Toh dar raha hai jaise main tera rape kar dungi. Baith yaha."

Main (ghabara kar) – "Nahi, nahi, koi baat nahi. Main keh raha hoon, thik hoon."

Roshani – "Hil kyun raha hai itna? Chal, baith."

Woh chhakar mein mujhe baitha diya aur wahi hua jo main nahi chahta tha.

Main (man mein) – "Shit yaar."

Roshani (man mein) – "Yeh hai kya? Kaise sambhalti hogi iski biwi? Ohh, yeh main kya soch rahi hoon."

Main (tezi se) – "Ab jaa bhi, jaldi na."

Roshani – "Huuu, haa jaati hoon."

Aakhir woh tayaar hokar aayi, toh main idhar-udhar ghoom raha tha.

Roshani – "Paani do kya?"

Main – "Naa, toh chal, jaldi neeche."

Shukar hai, ab bina bole neeche gayi.

Main (man mein) – "Main khada tha, toh comfort mein tha, par baithna naa baba, ab achanak saala kya ho gaya hai mujhe?"

Ratan – "Beta, baith jao."

Main – "Naa, naa, bas yeh mat karwaiye."

Roshani (has kar) – "Samne jutte pade hue the mere, maine jhat se pehane aur nikal gaya."

Woh log awaaz lagate rahe, par main sidha ghar chal gaya apne.

Shadow - The Possession Begins

Main ghar ke andar aaya to ek ajeeb si thandak mehsoos hui. Aisa lag raha tha jaise hawa mein koi ajeeb si energy ghul rahi ho. Ghar ki shaanti kuch aswabhavik lag rahi thi, jaise har kone se koi mujhe dekh raha ho.

Masoom ne darwaza khola, hamesha ki tarah ek pyari muskaan ke saath

Masoom – "Thak gaye ho na? Aao, andar aao. Kuch chai bana doon tumhare liye?"

Main (muskura kar) – "Nahi, abhi nahi. Sab kaha hain?" Bus jaldi se ek glass paani lakr do thanda ekdum

Masoom – "Saloni, Pari, aur Neha peeche wale kamre mein hain. Pata nahi kya kar rahi hain, bas kuch likhne mein busy hain.Aap chalo me paani laati hu


Mujhe ek ajeeb sa curiosity hua, abhi toh hum log yaha aaye aur yeh kaya karne lagi sab,aur main seedha peeche wale kamre ki taraf chala gaya. Jaise hi maine darwaza khola, ek ajeeb si hawa mere chehre par lagi. Kamre mein Saloni, Pari, aur Neha zameen par baithi thi. Unke samne ek red-colored mandala-type design tha, lekin woh mandala ekdum aswabhavik aur disturbing tha.

Waha ka secne dekh ke mere joh garmi cadhi thi woh bina paani ke thandi ho gayi

Main (unhe ghoorte hue) – "Yeh kya kar rahi ho tum log?"
Saloni ne tezi se kagaz chhupa diya aur Pari ek chhoti si hasi ke saath boli:

Pari – "Kuch nahi, bhaiya. Bas ek game khel rahe the."

Neha ne bhi jaldi se kaha

Neha – "Haan, bas time pass kar rahe the."

Unki baatein mujhe zyada natural nahi lag rahi thi. Saloni hamesha ekdum confident hoti thi, lekin ab uski baatein jaise chhupane ki koshish kar rahi ho. Pari ke chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, jaise woh mujhe observe kar rahi ho.

Main (serious hokar) – "Mujhe woh kagaz dikhana. Yeh kya banaya hai tum logon ne?"
Saloni ne kagaz apne pichhe chhupa liya aur Pari ek halki si seductive awaaz mein boli

Pari – "Bhaiya, aapko yeh samajh nahi aayega. Yeh bas humari creativity hai."

Mujhe Pari ke tone mein kuch ajeeb sa laga. Uski awaaz mein ek naya andaaz tha, jo mujhe disturb kar raha tha. Tabhi Neha ne ek glass paani lekar mere paas aayi aur bohot hi ajeeb nazar se mujhe dekhte hue kaha.

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap thake hue lag rahe ho. Aap hamare paas baitho na, thoda relax karoge."

Neha ke tone mein ek alag si sweetness thi, jo normal nahi lag rahi thi. Uska chehra mere kareeb aane ki koshish kar raha tha, aur uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak thi.

Main thoda piche hataa aur

Main – "Tum log theek toh ho na? Yeh sab kya hai? Saloni, tum toh kabhi mujhe 'Bhai' nahi bolti thi, aur tum dono (Pari aur Neha) bhi aaj ekdam ajeeb lag rahi ho."

Saloni ne mujhe ek intense nazar se dekha, jaise woh meri baat se agree nahi kar rahi ho. Phir usne dheere se kaha:

Saloni – "Bhai, aap kyun humse door hone lagte ho? Aap hamesha busy rehte ho. Kabhi hamare saath waqt bitana chahiye na?"

Saloni ka mujhe "Bhai" kehna mujhe aur disturb kar raha tha. Woh kabhi aise nahi bolti thi aur me enke alwa time kisko deta hu yeh bhi samajh nahi aaya. Aur uski awaaz mein ek alag si intensity thi, jaise woh mujhe majboor karna chahti ho.

Tabhi Pari ne mujhe piche se pakad liya aur ek halki hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap tension lete ho. Aap hamare saath relax kyu nahi karte? Dekho na, hum kitni achhi hain."

Maine Pari ke haath ko turant hata diya, lekin uski muskaan mujhe andar tak disturb kar gayi. Neha ne tab ekdum se kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, kya hum aapko ache nahi lagte? Kya humse baat karna aapko pasand nahi?"

Unki baatein mujhe forceful lag rahi thi. Pari ne phir se ek ajeeb si hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap toh hamesha serious rehte ho. Kabhi hamari taraf dhyan bhi do. Hum bhi toh aapke liye kuch hain, hai na?"

Main unki harkatein dekh kar wahan se turant nikal gaya, lekin jaane se pehle mujhe unki hasi sunai di. Woh hasi ekdum aswabhavik thi, jaise uske peeche koi aur hi energy thi.

Kaya yeh sab me joh ho raha yeh sahi hai yaa yeh tino ki tino mujhe tease karn caah rahi hai par yeh time after marriage and all yeh sab mujhe thik nahi lag raha kaya gaav me aane ke baad kuch hua kaya jab me yaha nhi thaa par usko toh kuch hi samaye hua tha

Kamre ke mahaul se disturbed hokar, main seedha apne study room mein chala gaya. Masoom mujhe door se dekh rahi thi, uski nazar meri pareshani ko mehsoos kar rahi thi, lekin usne kuch nahi kaha. Mere dimaag mein sirf ek hi sawaal ghoom raha tha—Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka woh ajeeb behavior ka matlab kya tha?
Kahi aaj sapna joh aaya aur maa se joh batae hue uski shuruwaat toh nahi kuch?

Thodi der baad, Saloni, Pari, aur Neha mere room ke bahar aayi. Unka behavior ab ekdum normal lag raha tha, jaise kuch bhi ajeeb nahi hua ho. Saloni ne darwaza knock kiya aur andar aayi.

Saloni – "dev abb tum naraz ho gaye kya?"

Main (thoda serious hokar) – "Tum log mujhe yeh batao ki woh sab kya tha? Woh red mandala aur tumhara ajeeb behavior?"

Saloni ne ek confused expression ke saath mujhe dekha, jaise usse kuch yaad hi na ho.

Saloni – "Mandala? Dev aap kya bol rahe ho?

Hum toh bas ek drawing kar rahe the maze ke liye. Woh toh Pari ka idea tha."

Pari ne turant haan mein haan milate hue kaha

Pari – "Haan, bhaiya! Woh sab bas ek mazaak tha. Aap toh unnecessarily serious ho gaye."

Mujhe unki baatein kaafi unnatural lag rahi thi. Ek taraf unka attitude ab normal lag raha tha, aur doosri taraf unki harkaton ka justification mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha.

Main – "Pari, tumhare chehre ki wo ajeeb muskaan aur Neha ka mujhe pakadne ka style? Yeh sab normal lagta hai tumhe?"

Neha ne hasi dabate hue kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap na kuch zyada soch rahe ho. Hum toh bas aapko thoda tension-free karne ki koshish kar rahe the. Humse mazaak bhi nahi kar sakte kya?"

Main : dekh neha yeh mere saath kar mat samjhi tum logo kaa kaya plan hai mujhe nahi pata yeh shaadi hote hi bhaiya anda all karke mujhe tease kar rahe ho

Saloni meri taraf aayi aur ek emotional tone mein boli

Saloni – dev agar humse koi galti hui ho, toh maaf kar do. Hum bas maze kar rahe the. Aap hamesha serious rehte ho, toh humne socha thoda chill karte hain.

Unke chehre par ab ek innocence thi, jo mujhe aur confused kar rahi thi. Mujhe unki baatein maan lene ka mann kar raha tha, lekin dil ke kisi kone mein ek ajeeb si feeling thi, jo mujhe samajh nahi aayi.

Masoom wahan aayi aur situation ko samjhane ki koshish karte hue boli:
Masoom – "Dev, tum chinta mat karo.nahi toh mujhe bhi chinnata ho jaayegi

Neha - aapko kis cheez ki chinata bhai

Masoom - tum log mujhe pata hai ki dev ko tease kar rahe ho aur dev ko excited kar rahe woh keh rahi mat kro

Saloni ( has kar ) - aur uss se kya hogaa

Masoom (muskura kar): "Suhagraat aaj meri hai, mujhe pata hai na mera kya hona chahiye? Tum log apni harkatein baad mein kar lena."

Pari (teasing tone mein): "Arre bhabhi, aap toh bade possessive ho rahe ho Dev bhaiya ke liye. Relax kijiye, hum sirf mazaak kar rahe hain."

Neha: "Haan bhabhi, waise bhi kaha
ya itne serious hain, unhe hamesha chill karne ki zarurat hoti hai."

Masoom (seriously): "Dekho, main mazaak samajhti hoon, lekin kuch cheeze hadd ke bahar nahi honi chahiye. Dev ka mood aur unki tension mujhe samajh mein aati hai. Tum log apna yeh game abhi yahi khatam karo."

Saloni (hasi dabate hue): "Bhabhi, aap toh serious ho gayi. Thik hai, aaj ke liye bas karte hain."

Main unki baatein sunn kar wahan se chup chaap uth gaya aur Masoom ke saath andar chala gaya. Lekin andar hi andar mujhe lag raha tha ki yeh sab kuch sahi nahi hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka yeh behavior mujhe disturb kar raha tha, jaise woh kuch chhupa rahi ho.

Masoom ne andar aakar mere shoulder par haath rakha aur pyaar se kaha

Masoom: "Dev, chinta mat karo. Shayad unka mazaak kuch zyada ho gaya. Tumhare chehre pe jo tension hai, mujhe sab samajh aata hai. Main hoon na, sab theek hoga."

Main ne uski baat sun kar sirf haan mein sir hila diya. Lekin mere mann mein ek ajeeb sa dar tha, jaise kuch badi cheez hone wali hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ke chehre aur unki harkatein ab mere dimaag mein baar-baar ghoom rahi thi.​

Shaandar Mast Lajwab Update

 

[Shanu]

Bechaare dev ki to lanka lga rkhi h uski behno ne.....dekhte h aage kya hota h....

 

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UPDATE 225

Main – "Haan bhai, aur kya?"

Giri – "Abbe masti ki umar mein shaadi kar li!"

Main – "Toh usse kya, masti toh ruk jayegi bhai?"

Giri – "Bhai, sahi khel gaya hai tu. Waise ek baat bataoon."

Main – "Haan, bol bhai."

Giri – "Aur kitne seal tod diye ab tak?"

Main – "Kahaan bhai, abhi toh bas aaj hi shaadi hui hai."

Giri – "Ohhh, toh aaj palang todenge! Toh bhai, khidki band kar le!"

Main – "Tu saale, nahi sudhrega na?"

Giri – "Waise ek baat batani hai tujhe."

Main – "Aur woh kya hai?"

Giri – "Ghar chal, mujhe kisi se milana hai."

Main – "Kaun bhai?"

Giri – "Teri bhabhi se."

Yeh bolkar woh bhag gaya.

Main – "Ruk, saale, ruk! Abhi ruk!" Maine jutta nikaal kar uspar feka, usne uthaya aur bhag gaya.

Giri – "Aab aa, ek pair mein jutta liye."

Maine doosra jutta bhi usse maar diya. Usne woh bhi uthaya aur bhag gaya – "Chal, aab shar nahi jaana hoga, naye jutte mil gaye hain."

Woh bhaagta hua andar ghus gaya haweli ke.

Gaon ke log humme aise ghur rahe the, jaise koi naach chal raha ho. Main dheere dheere chalne laga, kaafi mast haweli thi yeh. Main idhar udhar dekhta ja raha tha, ki meri nazar ek khidki par padi, jahan se koi ladki mujhe dekh rahi thi. Maine apna shir neeche kiya aur aage badh gaya. Phir dekha toh, woh ladki phir se ghur rahi thi. Main jaldi se andar ghus gaya.

Samne Ratan chacha aur chachi Kamala baithay the. Maine jakar unke pair chue, aur Kamala chachi ke bhi.

Ratan – "Aare, kon ho bhai?"

Giri – "Aare pita ji, yaad nahi hai? Humare ghar mein nange pair kon aata tha?"

Kamala chachi ne khade ho kar mujhe gale laga liya.

Kamala – "Aare beta, kabar di hoti, aa rahe ho? Aare gaju kamali, ja jaldi se intezaam kar, kuch humare ghar ki shaan aa gayi hai!"

Main – "Aare chachi ji, bas karoon, itna bhi naa hoon main."

Giri – "Haan maa, yeh toh bhai shahab ne shaadi kar li, aur bataya bhi nahi."

Ratan – "Aare Kamala, phir toh tayyari kar, abhi jaayenge hum wahan apni bhau ki muh dikhaayi karni."

Main – "Ji, chaiye, sab aapsi mil kar bahut khush honge."

Ratan – "Aur mera yaar aaya hai ki nahi abhi?"

Main – "Haan, dad aaye hain."

Kamala – "Aur...?"

Giri – "Sab aaye hain maa, ab isse kuch khilao bhi, ki baatein karti rahogi?"

Kamala – "Haan, waise bhi naukaron ke haath ka khana nahi, mere haath ka bana hua khaayega."

Giri – "Haan aap banno, main aata hoon. Pata nahi, chandani kahaan par rah gayi hai. Tu tab tak Roshani se mil le, woh upar hai."

Ratan – "Haan beta, jao, mil lo usse bhi."

Main (has kar) – "Ji, kyu nahi? Sach bataoon toh meri fatati hai usse, kab kya karti thi, koi nahi bata sakta. Sabse zyada bachpan mein, usne hi pitwaya tha mujhe."

Main upar aa gaya. Kaafi saare kamre the wahan. Mujhe laga shayad yeh wahi ho. Maine knock kiya.

Andar se awaaz aayi – "Kon hai?"

Main awaaz sun kar lautne laga. Saala, ladkiyon se doori banani ab sahi hai. Waise bhi, woh kuttiya mohani jab se pichhe padi hai, na jaane kya baat ho gayi.

Tabhi chhidiya se Kamala chachi aayi.

Kamala – "Aare beta, woh wala kamra hai. Jaao, mil lo. Dar rahe ho kya?"

Main – "Nahi toh, jaata hoon."

Maine gate ko dhakka diya aur andar chala gaya.

Arre, yeh wohi ladki hai jo balcony se ghur rahi thi!


Main – "Roshani, main."

Woh sunte hi taiyaar ho gayi, phir bola – "Mera naam lete ho, jaante ho jamindar ke ghar mein aise aane ka kya haq hota hai?"

Main – "Arre, kahali pili dimag, na haath lagana, jamindar ki beti hai, kuch aur toh nahi."

Woh tez tarar se mere paas aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi.

Roshani – "Aab aayi humari yaad, haa, itne saalon baad!"

Main – "Arre, toh tune kab yaad kiya mujhe? Ek baar bhi phone kiya, ab mat kehna 'no' nahi tha."

Woh mujhse alag hoti hui – "Haan, nahi hai waise. Kya kehna chahte ho?"

Main – "Kyun, tujhe kya karna hai?"

Roshani – "Kuch nahi, din bhar gym mein rehta hai."

Main – "Nahi, bas kaam mein sab hota rehta hai."

Tabhi Kamala chachi andar aayi – "Beta, tayaar ho jaa, Dev ke ghar jaana hai."

Roshani – "Kyun maa?"

Kamala – "Aare bhaurani ki muh dikhayi karni hai, sabse pehle mai hi jaaungi."

Roshani – "Kiski shaadi ho gayi hai?"

Main – "Arre baba, tere Dev ki aur kiski?"

Roshani – "Ohhh, accha hai."

Main – "Kya baat hai, khush nahi hui?"

Roshani (has kar) – "Arre, mai toh yeh soch rahi thi, tujh jaise ladki se kisne shaadi ki hogi."

Main (man mein) – "Khud ki hui nahi, baadi aayi meri. Dekh rahi hai, mere paas toh itna hai ki bas poochho mat."

Roshani – "Kaha kho gaya? Yaad aa rahi hai apni wife ki?"

Main – "Haan, woh hai hi aisi ki yaad kiye bina nahi jaata."

Kamala – "Bus, bus! Chalo, jaldi neeche aao tayar hokar."

Roshani – "Ji maa, chalti hoon."

Woh chali gayi.

Main – "Accha, main bhi chalta hoon."

Roshani – "Arre, main tayaar ho rahi hoon, tu ruk na. Tere saath hi chalungi main."

Main – "Arre, toh neeche hoon na."

Roshani – "Kaha na ruk! Toh dar raha hai jaise main tera rape kar dungi. Baith yaha."

Main (ghabara kar) – "Nahi, nahi, koi baat nahi. Main keh raha hoon, thik hoon."

Roshani – "Hil kyun raha hai itna? Chal, baith."

Woh chhakar mein mujhe baitha diya aur wahi hua jo main nahi chahta tha.

Main (man mein) – "Shit yaar."

Roshani (man mein) – "Yeh hai kya? Kaise sambhalti hogi iski biwi? Ohh, yeh main kya soch rahi hoon."

Main (tezi se) – "Ab jaa bhi, jaldi na."

Roshani – "Huuu, haa jaati hoon."

Aakhir woh tayaar hokar aayi, toh main idhar-udhar ghoom raha tha.

Roshani – "Paani do kya?"

Main – "Naa, toh chal, jaldi neeche."

Shukar hai, ab bina bole neeche gayi.

Main (man mein) – "Main khada tha, toh comfort mein tha, par baithna naa baba, ab achanak saala kya ho gaya hai mujhe?"

Ratan – "Beta, baith jao."

Main – "Naa, naa, bas yeh mat karwaiye."

Roshani (has kar) – "Samne jutte pade hue the mere, maine jhat se pehane aur nikal gaya."

Woh log awaaz lagate rahe, par main sidha ghar chal gaya apne.

Shadow - The Possession Begins

Main ghar ke andar aaya to ek ajeeb si thandak mehsoos hui. Aisa lag raha tha jaise hawa mein koi ajeeb si energy ghul rahi ho. Ghar ki shaanti kuch aswabhavik lag rahi thi, jaise har kone se koi mujhe dekh raha ho.

Masoom ne darwaza khola, hamesha ki tarah ek pyari muskaan ke saath

Masoom – "Thak gaye ho na? Aao, andar aao. Kuch chai bana doon tumhare liye?"

Main (muskura kar) – "Nahi, abhi nahi. Sab kaha hain?" Bus jaldi se ek glass paani lakr do thanda ekdum

Masoom – "Saloni, Pari, aur Neha peeche wale kamre mein hain. Pata nahi kya kar rahi hain, bas kuch likhne mein busy hain.Aap chalo me paani laati hu


Mujhe ek ajeeb sa curiosity hua, abhi toh hum log yaha aaye aur yeh kaya karne lagi sab,aur main seedha peeche wale kamre ki taraf chala gaya. Jaise hi maine darwaza khola, ek ajeeb si hawa mere chehre par lagi. Kamre mein Saloni, Pari, aur Neha zameen par baithi thi. Unke samne ek red-colored mandala-type design tha, lekin woh mandala ekdum aswabhavik aur disturbing tha.

Waha ka secne dekh ke mere joh garmi cadhi thi woh bina paani ke thandi ho gayi

Main (unhe ghoorte hue) – "Yeh kya kar rahi ho tum log?"
Saloni ne tezi se kagaz chhupa diya aur Pari ek chhoti si hasi ke saath boli:

Pari – "Kuch nahi, bhaiya. Bas ek game khel rahe the."

Neha ne bhi jaldi se kaha

Neha – "Haan, bas time pass kar rahe the."

Unki baatein mujhe zyada natural nahi lag rahi thi. Saloni hamesha ekdum confident hoti thi, lekin ab uski baatein jaise chhupane ki koshish kar rahi ho. Pari ke chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, jaise woh mujhe observe kar rahi ho.

Main (serious hokar) – "Mujhe woh kagaz dikhana. Yeh kya banaya hai tum logon ne?"
Saloni ne kagaz apne pichhe chhupa liya aur Pari ek halki si seductive awaaz mein boli

Pari – "Bhaiya, aapko yeh samajh nahi aayega. Yeh bas humari creativity hai."

Mujhe Pari ke tone mein kuch ajeeb sa laga. Uski awaaz mein ek naya andaaz tha, jo mujhe disturb kar raha tha. Tabhi Neha ne ek glass paani lekar mere paas aayi aur bohot hi ajeeb nazar se mujhe dekhte hue kaha.

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap thake hue lag rahe ho. Aap hamare paas baitho na, thoda relax karoge."

Neha ke tone mein ek alag si sweetness thi, jo normal nahi lag rahi thi. Uska chehra mere kareeb aane ki koshish kar raha tha, aur uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak thi.

Main thoda piche hataa aur

Main – "Tum log theek toh ho na? Yeh sab kya hai? Saloni, tum toh kabhi mujhe 'Bhai' nahi bolti thi, aur tum dono (Pari aur Neha) bhi aaj ekdam ajeeb lag rahi ho."

Saloni ne mujhe ek intense nazar se dekha, jaise woh meri baat se agree nahi kar rahi ho. Phir usne dheere se kaha:

Saloni – "Bhai, aap kyun humse door hone lagte ho? Aap hamesha busy rehte ho. Kabhi hamare saath waqt bitana chahiye na?"

Saloni ka mujhe "Bhai" kehna mujhe aur disturb kar raha tha. Woh kabhi aise nahi bolti thi aur me enke alwa time kisko deta hu yeh bhi samajh nahi aaya. Aur uski awaaz mein ek alag si intensity thi, jaise woh mujhe majboor karna chahti ho.

Tabhi Pari ne mujhe piche se pakad liya aur ek halki hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap tension lete ho. Aap hamare saath relax kyu nahi karte? Dekho na, hum kitni achhi hain."

Maine Pari ke haath ko turant hata diya, lekin uski muskaan mujhe andar tak disturb kar gayi. Neha ne tab ekdum se kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, kya hum aapko ache nahi lagte? Kya humse baat karna aapko pasand nahi?"

Unki baatein mujhe forceful lag rahi thi. Pari ne phir se ek ajeeb si hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap toh hamesha serious rehte ho. Kabhi hamari taraf dhyan bhi do. Hum bhi toh aapke liye kuch hain, hai na?"

Main unki harkatein dekh kar wahan se turant nikal gaya, lekin jaane se pehle mujhe unki hasi sunai di. Woh hasi ekdum aswabhavik thi, jaise uske peeche koi aur hi energy thi.

Kaya yeh sab me joh ho raha yeh sahi hai yaa yeh tino ki tino mujhe tease karn caah rahi hai par yeh time after marriage and all yeh sab mujhe thik nahi lag raha kaya gaav me aane ke baad kuch hua kaya jab me yaha nhi thaa par usko toh kuch hi samaye hua tha

Kamre ke mahaul se disturbed hokar, main seedha apne study room mein chala gaya. Masoom mujhe door se dekh rahi thi, uski nazar meri pareshani ko mehsoos kar rahi thi, lekin usne kuch nahi kaha. Mere dimaag mein sirf ek hi sawaal ghoom raha tha—Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka woh ajeeb behavior ka matlab kya tha?
Kahi aaj sapna joh aaya aur maa se joh batae hue uski shuruwaat toh nahi kuch?

Thodi der baad, Saloni, Pari, aur Neha mere room ke bahar aayi. Unka behavior ab ekdum normal lag raha tha, jaise kuch bhi ajeeb nahi hua ho. Saloni ne darwaza knock kiya aur andar aayi.

Saloni – "dev abb tum naraz ho gaye kya?"

Main (thoda serious hokar) – "Tum log mujhe yeh batao ki woh sab kya tha? Woh red mandala aur tumhara ajeeb behavior?"

Saloni ne ek confused expression ke saath mujhe dekha, jaise usse kuch yaad hi na ho.

Saloni – "Mandala? Dev aap kya bol rahe ho?

Hum toh bas ek drawing kar rahe the maze ke liye. Woh toh Pari ka idea tha."

Pari ne turant haan mein haan milate hue kaha

Pari – "Haan, bhaiya! Woh sab bas ek mazaak tha. Aap toh unnecessarily serious ho gaye."

Mujhe unki baatein kaafi unnatural lag rahi thi. Ek taraf unka attitude ab normal lag raha tha, aur doosri taraf unki harkaton ka justification mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha.

Main – "Pari, tumhare chehre ki wo ajeeb muskaan aur Neha ka mujhe pakadne ka style? Yeh sab normal lagta hai tumhe?"

Neha ne hasi dabate hue kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap na kuch zyada soch rahe ho. Hum toh bas aapko thoda tension-free karne ki koshish kar rahe the. Humse mazaak bhi nahi kar sakte kya?"

Main : dekh neha yeh mere saath kar mat samjhi tum logo kaa kaya plan hai mujhe nahi pata yeh shaadi hote hi bhaiya anda all karke mujhe tease kar rahe ho

Saloni meri taraf aayi aur ek emotional tone mein boli

Saloni – dev agar humse koi galti hui ho, toh maaf kar do. Hum bas maze kar rahe the. Aap hamesha serious rehte ho, toh humne socha thoda chill karte hain.

Unke chehre par ab ek innocence thi, jo mujhe aur confused kar rahi thi. Mujhe unki baatein maan lene ka mann kar raha tha, lekin dil ke kisi kone mein ek ajeeb si feeling thi, jo mujhe samajh nahi aayi.

Masoom wahan aayi aur situation ko samjhane ki koshish karte hue boli:
Masoom – "Dev, tum chinta mat karo.nahi toh mujhe bhi chinnata ho jaayegi

Neha - aapko kis cheez ki chinata bhai

Masoom - tum log mujhe pata hai ki dev ko tease kar rahe ho aur dev ko excited kar rahe woh keh rahi mat kro

Saloni ( has kar ) - aur uss se kya hogaa

Masoom (muskura kar): "Suhagraat aaj meri hai, mujhe pata hai na mera kya hona chahiye? Tum log apni harkatein baad mein kar lena."

Pari (teasing tone mein): "Arre bhabhi, aap toh bade possessive ho rahe ho Dev bhaiya ke liye. Relax kijiye, hum sirf mazaak kar rahe hain."

Neha: "Haan bhabhi, waise bhi kaha
ya itne serious hain, unhe hamesha chill karne ki zarurat hoti hai."

Masoom (seriously): "Dekho, main mazaak samajhti hoon, lekin kuch cheeze hadd ke bahar nahi honi chahiye. Dev ka mood aur unki tension mujhe samajh mein aati hai. Tum log apna yeh game abhi yahi khatam karo."

Saloni (hasi dabate hue): "Bhabhi, aap toh serious ho gayi. Thik hai, aaj ke liye bas karte hain."

Main unki baatein sunn kar wahan se chup chaap uth gaya aur Masoom ke saath andar chala gaya. Lekin andar hi andar mujhe lag raha tha ki yeh sab kuch sahi nahi hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka yeh behavior mujhe disturb kar raha tha, jaise woh kuch chhupa rahi ho.

Masoom ne andar aakar mere shoulder par haath rakha aur pyaar se kaha

Masoom: "Dev, chinta mat karo. Shayad unka mazaak kuch zyada ho gaya. Tumhare chehre pe jo tension hai, mujhe sab samajh aata hai. Main hoon na, sab theek hoga."

Main ne uski baat sun kar sirf haan mein sir hila diya. Lekin mere mann mein ek ajeeb sa dar tha, jaise kuch badi cheez hone wali hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ke chehre aur unki harkatein ab mere dimaag mein baar-baar ghoom rahi thi.​

Bahut hi badhiya update diya hai Dev the lover bhai....
Nice and beautiful update....