Update 13: Yaari - Dosti
Ab tak:
Aarushi: Abhi to mai jaa rahi hu pr muje jaanna hai ki sach kya hai jo tum or kalpana bhabhi aise sharam lihaaj chodh k aise open mai ye sab...jahaan tak mujhe pataa kalpana aisi ladki nahi hai or tum bhi nahi lage the pehli nazar mai..
Me: Please ye baat kisiko batana nahi, I promise tumhe puri baat bataaunga…
Aarushi: Thik hai or gusse mai niche chali jaati hai..
Aage:
Aarushi ke jaane ke baad mai terrace par hi soch hi rahaa tha k kaise kya kahani banaya jaaye aarushi ko bataane k liye…or call aata hai phone pai naam dekhta hu to Bakchod likha hua hai ye mera dost hai bahot hi bakchodi krta hai…
Me(on call): ha kya hua…
Bakchod: kahaa hai bey bhopdike tu
Me: Upper terrace pr aaja..
To iss bakchod ka naam hai Ravi jo ki 7th Floor pr rehta hai same class mai...bachpan ka dost
Ravi: Upper akele akele kya kr rahaa hai bey..koi aaya nhi abhi tak..
Me: Aate hi honge…tu kahaa gayaa tha exam k baad se hi gayab tha..
Ravi: are wo papa k saath kaam se gayaa tha…tu kya kr rahaa tha bey itne din se muje pataa laga ki maximum log nhi the exam k baad se…
Me: Kuch nahi bey..bas idhar udhar bakchodi ki teri tarah or kya..
Itne mai mere dusre or 5 dost aate hai jinka naam kuch is tarah hai aise to kaafi badaa group hai humara jisme Didi, Prachi, Riddham, Ansh, Payal or bhi dost hai wo waqt aane pai pataa chalega pr ek dusre k close hum 9 bachpan k dost hai..jo school mai bhi saath mai hai..
Ravi - Bakchod, Irritating...na jyada body na kam medium bandaa hai
Aakash - Chashmis Shaant dev manus...pr jab kisi apne pai aaye to fod daalta hai saamne waale ko..cricket ka master blaster ye jam gayaa agar batting pai to koi maykalaal isko out nahi kr sktaa..
Eshan - Mastikhor, Prankster...height mai sab doston se chota hai but daring kaafi hai...athlete(sprinter) bhaagne mai maahir
Uday - Aggressive...Body banaa banaa k tagdaa ho gayaa..pure area mai iske aggressive nature k charche hai pr kuch galat hota dikhta tabhi iska para garam warna bahot chilled out bandaa hai, State Level Boxing Champion hai..
Rashi - Chasmis, Sweet, Cute, Sporting, Intelligent, ek hi sapna want to become a doctor (Uday ko pasand hai Rashi ko bhi Uday pasand hai pr kabhi kabhi darr lagtaa hai usse, dono ne ek dusre kabhi jataya nhi k ek dusre ko psnd krte hai) Uday sher hai to rashi bakri ka memna lagti hai maximum salvar suit mai rehti hai.
Saloni - Mature, Thodi Pagal, Open-Minded, Hot hai sabse freely baat krti hai gussa aata hai to gaaliyaa bhi gajjab deti hai or saamne waale ki waat lagaa deti hai western dresses jyada psnd hai..photos ki diwaani, dance krnaa bahot psnd hai hip-hop queen bahot se awards & rewards mile hai uske liye, muje bahot psnd krti hai pr meri esi koi feeling nahi hai meri taraf se we are just best friends. 8th floor pr jo uncle khade the jab mai sanjana k ghar jaa rahaa tha ye unhi ki daughter hai.
Sanjana - Jisse aap pehle hi mil chuke ho jo abhi terrace pr nahi hai kis wajah se wo aap log pehle hi jaante hai pr wo bhi iss group ki member hai. Sanjana and Saloni are best friends cum sisters sab baate ek dusre ko share krti hai fir kesi bhi ho...Sanjana or Saloni dono ko ek dusre ka pataa hai ki wo muje like krti hai…
Ek or hai jo kaafi interesting character hai mera jigri jo abhi mojud nahi hai yahaa...
Eshan: mujse gale milte hue or jhandu kya haal hai tere..
Me: mai to thik hu chutiye tu kahaa gaand maraane gayaa tha bey exam k baad se dikha hi nahi
Eshan: Are wo mera cousin hai na wo mere mausi ka ladkaa uska accident ho gayaa tha to bs usse milne gayaa tha..chutiye ne kisi ladki ko dekhne k chakkar mai ek gaadi waale ko thok di to lag gaye lode…
Me: Aakash k gale lagte hue tu kahaa gayaa tha bey lodu tu bhi exam k baad se gayab hai..kisine maar li thi kya teri…
Aakash: Are nahi bey wo mere ek dur k cousin ki shaadi mai gayaa tha...kaafi bore hua yrr mai udhar mummy jabardasti leke chali gayi thi…
Me: Rashi se gale milate hue or meri chashmis tu kahaa gayi thi...kahi phirse class mai second na aa jaaye uska sadmaa to nahi lag gayaa thaa…
Rashi: Wo to muje pataa hai tu muje kabhi first nahi aane dega mai kitni bhi koshish kr lu pataa nahi kya krta hai pure saal masti krta hai to sochti iss baar to mai hi first aaungi or tu sab kabada kr deta hai…
Abhi hum gale lagte hue hi Baate kar the the ki Uday ne muje picha piche khich liya or bolta hai...or kitna lagega bhaai thoda jealous k bhaav Mai…
Me: Arreee mere bhaai tu Kahaa chalaa gayaa thaa bey...Tu chalaa gayaa thaa to bahot Shanti thi bhaai pure society Mai..warnaa saale tu to sabki shaanti bhagaa le jata hai…
Uday: Tu bhul gayaa na bhosdiwaale saale Mera boxing ka match thaa state level ka…
Me: Are haa re ye to mere dimaag se hi nikal gayaa thaa..to kesa gayaa bhaai mere…
Uday: Kya hona hai fod diya saamne waale ko har baar ki tarah usko maarne ka moka hi nahi diya… ab to tera bhaai national khelega..
Sab: Oooo Kya baat kr rahaa sahi mai... Congratulations..ab to party banti hai...Party….Party…Party...
Me: To Kahaa party de rahaa hai phir…
Uday: Apne wahi puraane adde pai krte hai..Kya bolte sab log..
Sab: Done done..kaafi sahi idea bahot time ho gayaa wahaa Gaye hue..
Me: Last Mai saloni ki aur dekhte hue...or meri jaan tere kyaa haal hai gale lagte hue…
Saloni: Dur hatt mujse...abhi milne ka time mil rahaa hai do din se phone bhi nahi utha rahaa or mila bhi nahi..or abhi haal chaal puch rahaa hai huhh…
Me: Abe bhullakkad...tujhe bola to tha ki mera phone tut gayaa hai to kal hi raat ko to nayaa leke aaya hu...ye dekh
Saloni: Ooo bc...ye to mera favourite phone hai muje lena tha...mere taraf attitude na bolte hue bhul ja ab to tu phone ko ae chashmis chal to apne photos lete isme…
Ye bol k wo terrace k dusri taraf chali jaati hai jahaa lights thodi achi aa rahi thi..
Chashmis apne sir pai haath maarte hue..ye kabhi nahi sudharne waali or saloni k piche ho leti hai
Eshan: Abe jhandu log kal apne bhaai ki birthday hai kya plan hai...kese waat lagaani hai aaj raat uski...saale ko aaj to dhounga barobar meri bahot kutaai ki thi…
Ravi: hai dedhphutiya lekin baate to dekho bc...lode teri maar k rakh dega wo bhopdike…
Eshan: E jyada na bol fodd k rakh dunga or tune bhosdike 5 phutiya hoke kya ukhaad liya…
Ravi: Ruk tu saale…
Ravi and Eshan ka 36 ka aankda hai..
Ravi usko maarne k liye pakadta hai pr eshan apna bhaagne mai master wo pakd mai nahi aata ravi bhi uske piche maarne dodta hai dodte dodte eshan saloni ko guma k piche se nikal leta hai or ravi bhi use piche hi tha to saloni k gumne ki wajah se ravi k pero k bich mai saloni ka paanv aa jata hai to wo gir jaati hai…or saath mai ravi ka bhaagne ki wajah se gulaati maar k thoda dur girta hai
Hum Sab: oopss...haste hue Lag gaye lode ravi k..
Rashi: Ooops...
Saloni: jab smajh aata hai kya hua to khadi hoti hui chillate hue are ooo lodu kahaa dekh k bhaag rahaa hai aankhe hai k Button...dandaa kidhar hai bey aaj to dande se iski gaand maarungi...bc harbaar pareshaan krtaa hai..
Eshan ye dekh k rukta hai or jab scene smjh aata hai to hasne lag jata hai...or jab sunta ki saloni danda dhundh rahi hai to uske paas mai hi milta hai to wo dandaa saloni ki taraf kr deta hai
Eshan: Aaj to maar le iski gaand sala bahot bakchodi krta hai…
Ravi bhi smajh jata hai gayi bhens paani mai...eshann..tujhe to mai baad mai dekh ta hu pehle is maa channddi se bachne de...or bhaagta hai…
Abhi saloni ravi k piche bhaagti hai danda leke..ruk tu kahaa bhaag rahaa hai aaj to teri gaand tod k rahungi..
Saloni ab pakad nhi paati to danda phenkti hai ravi k uppar dodte dodte hi..pr by luck ravi bach jata hai or aakash ko piche se pakadte hue bhaai bachaa le..ruk tu fattu aakash k piche kya chup rahaa hai or dono aakash k aage piche ghumte hai aakash ko pakadte..aakash bichaara aise hi bich mai fas jata jab saloni haath se maarne waali hoti hai to ek do baar aakash baaju pai lag jaati hai…
Aakash: are pr muje kyu maar rahi hai tu…
Saloni: To hatt na bich mai se..
Aakash thode piche dhakkaa maarta hai to ravi niche gir jaata hai or saloni ko aage danda bhi padaa hua mil jaata hai..
Aur hum log bas hase jaa rahe the..
Ravi: Saalo kamino kya has rahe ho bachaao..nahi to ye aaj to mere anchar panchar dhile kr degi…
Fir Saloni jaise hi maarne waali hoti hai ki mai usko piche se pakad leta hu phir phi mujhse chuth kr ravi ko maarne ki jaddo jahad krti hai.. Pr meri pakad se nikal nahi...paati
Saloni: Chodh muje aaj to isko mai nahi 6odhungi..
Me: Bas bas meri jaansi ki rani...ruk jaa ruk jaa tu..lag jaayeda dande se..
Saloni phir bhi maarne ki koshish krti to us koshish mai chikh nikal jaati hai or saloni ko chodh deta hu kyunki usne jab maarne k liye dandaa piche kiya to mere sar pai lag gayi bhul se…
Saloni ko jab pata chalaa ki mujhe lag gayi to wo shaant ho gayi…
Me: Kya krti hai saloni..dard mai sir pakadte hue jab ki mujhe itna khaas lagaa nahi tha pr saloni ko shaant krne ka yahi ek tarika tha..
Rashi mere paas aati hui...oh shit kahaa lagi daksh dikha jara..pr mai side se aankh maar deta hu to wo samajh jaati hai or dusre bhi dekh lete hai muje to wo bhi samajh jaate hai
Saloni mere paas aake mere sar pai dekhti hui...oooo sorry sorry daksh wo bhul se lag gayi...I am so sorry dikha mujhe kahaa lagi..
Pr mai sir pai haath rakh k beth jata hu or chikhta hu jaise muje sahi mai badi jorr ki lagi or chkkar aane ki acting krta hu..aayyyiiiiiii…..
Mera natak chaalu hi tha to abhi saloni ki aankho mai nami aa jaati hai muje dard mai dekhte hue..
Saloni: Batana kahaa lagi hai..thodi ruaani si aawaz mai…
Ye dekh k abhi natak bandh krta hue or haath hataa ta hu..
To uski mere sir pai nazar jaati hai jahaa dard ka bahana kr k haath rakhaa hua tha..agar direct meri aankho dekhti to smajh jaati mai natak kr rahaa tha pr uski nazar gayi nahi..
Or dard waali jagah pai jaise usne haath rakhaa check krne k liye mai thoda dard se aaahhh bhari..
To saloni mujhe dard mai dekh k sahi mai rone lagi meri aankho mai dekhte hue..Ab thoda jyada ho gayaa…
To mai use gale lagaa lete hue...are are are….kuch nahi hua muje mai thik hu mai majaak kr rahaa tha...are bas bas bas...mai majaak kr rahaa tha or uski aankho se aansoo saaf kiye..
Saloni: Nahi tum thik nahi tumhe lagi thi dande se...
Me: Are haa lagi thi pr sirf touch hua itni nahi lagi...Aise to bruce lee ki naani bane firti hai sabki taraf dekhte hue jo hume round krk dekh rahe the..or abhi dekho
Sab hasne lag jaate hai...
Saloni mere baaju pai pyaar se thappad lagaati hai..or sab ki taraf dekhte hue tum logo ko to mai baad mai dekh lungi..or hum dono uth jaate hai..
Saloni: Ravi ki taraf dekhte hue teri to last warning hai abhi teri wajah se kuch hua na muje to tera sar phodh dena hai maine…
Me: Achaa abhi sab log suno aaj raat 11 baje sab log 10th floor k passage milenge bhaai ki birthday ka planning krne k liye cake ka order maine already de diya hai…ravi tu soft-drinks chips vghere le aana apne hisaab se...Eshan tu apnewala saman le aayenga haina..
Saloni: Eshan Mere liye lana nahi bhulna pichli baar ki tarah nhi to fodd dena maine tujhe...
Me: Thik hai to chalo phir milte hai..raat ko
Sab log kuch idhar udhar ki baate krte hue apne ghar k liye nikal lete hai..
Ghar pai pahochta hu to prachi or didi darwaaze pr hi thi prachi jaa rahi thi..
Me: Prachi tum aaogi party mai aaj raat ko 12 baje…
Prachi: Nahi yrr aaj to nahi aaungi pr kal agar kuch plan hai to mai aa jaaungi..
Me: thik hai..
Prachi: chalo ab mai chalti hu kaafi der ho gayi aaj mummy daantegi…
Me: Are aap kahaa ruko thodi der saath mai hi chalte hai muje bhi tumhaare ghar ki side jana hai gift lene to 6odh dunga mai...