Update-52(Media)
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Humlog Bank mein se nikalke waapis crime scene par aaye bodies hataai jaa chuki thi wahan se bus kuch log he bache they wahan par. Main still yahaan kuch dhundana caah raha tha lekin itane log aachuke they yahaan crime hone k baad ki koi bhi cheej directly killers se match nahi kar rahi thi lekin still humlog shyaam takk wahin they, ab saara kaam local police kaa tha ab.. Shyaam 7 baje k aas pass bhai ka call aaya..
Deva-Kya update hai??
Main-Almost done bhai..
Deva-Kya situation hai?
Main-Bus gaadi mill jaae toh dhund lunga..
Deva-Perfect.. Jinda chhod shakta hai unko??
Main - Kyun??
Deva-Tune jo gaon waalon ko bhaasan diya tha na uski kai logon ne video bhi banaai hai.. "Main dhund lunga" "Main badla Lunga" "Maar maar k taangein todd dunga". "72 ghantey mein woh tumhaare saamne honge or unko saja main dunga" "Insaaf main dilwaaunga".. Tere ye saare dialogues tv channels par repeat chal rahe hain..Firse suru hojaaenge yelog ki AP killer hai and blah blah..
Main-Kya karta bhai josh josh mein boldiya, josh mein nahi bolta toh Meerut jal raha hota abhi..
Deva-Woh samjh gaya main, obviously jaruri tha but ab unko maarega toh tujhe toh pata he hai opposition waale roenge fir..
Main-Kya he bolun bhai ab, waada kar chuka hun..Jinda toh chhod he shakta hun obviously woh toh mere hath mein hai..
Deva-Dekh koi bada headache nahi hai tu tere hissab se sab kar.. Saja unhe kanoon k through bhi dilwa shaktey hain humlog, fansi bhi even..Saja toh wohlog deserve kartey hain 100%..
Main-Logon ko passand nahi aaega woh..
Deva-Toh fir tujhe jo theek lage kar..
Main- Main dekhlunga don't worry media ko bolne jaisa nahi chhodunga main.. Karodon ki cocaine involved hai toh wohlog bhi fool barsha k toh sawagat karenge nahi or humlog self defense mein unhe thok denge..
Deva-Yeah better..
Main-Baaki situation k hissab se main dekhlunga aap bilkul stress matt lo..
Deva-Ok. Ok..
Main-Chalo take rest..
Deva-Bye.. Also sun i am proud of you aaj woh videos dekh k mujhe meri yaad dilawa di tune..Keep it up..
Main-I will...
Call disconnected..
Main-Oye jaanwar cigarette he peela dey be..
Abeer-Baith..
Humlog wahaan ek pathar par baithtey or cigarette jala lee gayi..
Main-Machar bahot hain bc..
Abeer-Yeah khet mein honge he.. Ab waise yahaan kya bacha hai??
Main-Media waale..
Abeer-Matlab??
Main-Abe woh dekh woh tubewell par jo 2 hain woh, woh bike par baitha hai woh bhi.. Woh udhar cigarette pee raha hai woh bhi.. Yelog media waale hain.. Yahaan bacha kuch nahi hai but inko lagega ki AP wagairaah raat takk yahin hain matlab dedicated hain humlog wagairaah wagairaah.. Main baar baar bolta hun ki media ek bahot bada hathyaar hai agar use karna aaye toh.. Or mujhe bade he theek se use karna aata hai.. Main toh sarpanch kaa wait kar raha hun, fir dekhna or sympathy khaaunga.
Abeer-Nice.. Abe sarpanch toh abhi yahin tha..
Main-Kahaan??
Abeer - Abe abhi tu bhai se baat kar raha tha tabhi khadda tha piche.. Woh toh raha..
Main-Arrey Sarpanch sahaab..
Sarpanch turant humaare pass aaya..
Sarpanch - Ji..
Main-Woh hum 3 log hain yahaan kuch kaam bacha hai, aap humaare khane kaa intejaam karwa shaktey hain.??.
Sarpanch - A. A.. Aaap log yahan khaana khaaoge??
Main-Yeah.. Kyun nahi khaa shaktey??
Sarpanch - Arrey nahi nahi jarur khaaiye jarur khaaiye.. Gaon mein chaliye wahaan khilate hain..
Main-Arrey special kuch nahi caahiye sarpanch sahaab please.. Jo ghar mein bana ho woh he le aana..Special kuch nahi.. Yahin khaa lenge humlog..
Sarpanch - Ji abhi 15 minutes rukkiye aap..
Ye bolke woh wahaan se apni bike leke chala gaya..
Abeer-Waah..Ab media k saamne gaon mein khaana khaake Fir footage khaaega.
Main - Footage nahi khaaunga sympathy khaaunga.. Dekh mujhe khaata dekh kam se kam kissi ko toh akal aaegi ki ye Nichi Jaati unchi jaati kuch nahi hoti.. Then secondly gaon waalon ko bhi lagega ki main sachmein unki madad karne aaya hun.. Then media hype dega woh alag ki AP yun gaon mein khaana khaa raha hai.. Jabki inko kya pata bc humlog rojj gaon kaa he khaana khaatey hain daily woh bhi..
Jack -True.
Abeer - Yeah log sochte hain hum toh daily 5 star hotels mein khaana khaatey hain.. Inhe kya pata bc humlog daily gaon kaa he sab khaatey hain..
Ye sach tha mujhe ye Nichi jaati unchi jaati ki bakchodi bilkul passand nahi thi main bus saamne waale ko uski harkaton k base par judge karta tha that's it.. Ab jab main yaani north India kaa Baap inke sath baithke khaana khaaunga toh beshak jhuthi sympathy khaane k liye he sahi meri party k neta log bhi ye sab karenge or fir opposition bhi karega aise he karke kam se kam message toh badhiya jaaega..
Kareeb 20 minute baad sarpanch apni bike leke wahaan aaya uske sath 2-3 bikes or thi and woh sab k hath mein tiffins they..
Main-Arrey itana khaana kaise khaaenge sarpanch sahaab..
Sarpanch - Maaf kijiye maalik lekin jaise he maine bataya ki aapke liye khaana lejaana hai jiss jiss ne suna woh sab apne ghar se banwa laaye..
Main-Koi naa koi naa thoda bahot sabse khaa lenge..light wagairaah nahi hai??
Sarpanch - Nahi maalik, gaon mein toh theek aajaati hai lekin kheton mein kam aati hai..
Main-Koi na ye kaam bhi karwaaenge, ek bike ki light jalaa lo..
Humlog wahaan ghaas mein baithtey or unhone humaare saamne tiffin khol diye and humlog ko jo passand aaya woh khaane lage iss bich maine dekha un media waalon ko chupp-2 k photos letey hue.. Idhar sarpanch wagairaah bhi shocked they, lekin Mujhey koi dikkat nahi thi main toh gaon kaa khaana jyaada prefer karta hun issliye mast chaaw se khaaya maine toh... Bharr pait khaane k baad humlog ne hath munh dhoye.
Main-Waah bhai maja he aagaya..
Sarpanch - Maalik maanana padega aaj se pehle kissi neta ne humaare bich baithke khaana nahi khaaya hai..
Main-Toh woh toh ab kahaan khaaya hai.. Main koi neta nahi hun sarpanch sahaab ye baat main baar-2 bata chuka hun mere liye sab barabar hain.. Khaane k liye bahot bahot dhanywaad ab subah karenge suruwaat, sabkuch sahi chal raha hai chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai..
Sarpanch - Aap k hotey kya chinta maalik..
Humne unse vida lee or gaadi mein baithke nikale wahaan..
Main-Abe rehne kaa jugaad kiya yaa nahi woh CM ne??
Abeer-Haao. Top class rest house hai Meerut kaa..
Main-Chal toh bhai bahot thakk gaye aaj toh..Meri deagles kaa kya hua??
Jack - Vinny le aaega bhai early morning..
Main-Shabbas..Kapde bhi laaye kuch bolna..
Humlog Rest house pohanchey jo ekdum topclass tha security wagairaah full tight thi, humlog aaye nahaake bed par girra main.. But nind kahaan aane waali thi maine kuch derr try ki lekin nind nahi aai paddey - 2 ko wahi bechaini suru hui lekin aaj maine suruwaat hotey he pouch nikaal liya or kal se bhi kam dose lee maine..
Bhenchod iska kuch karna padega. Ye badi dikkat hogayi hai abtoh..
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