Update-47 (AP's Promise)
47
Main unke bilkul pass aaya toh kuch ladke 24-25 age k mere saamne khaddey they hath mein dunali liye, unke aankhon mein naa gussa tha naa koi dukh tha main dekhtey he samjh gaya ki yelog bhi apna ullu seedha karne aaye they..
Main-Pakka karna hai ye??
Ye sunke unko side kartey hue gaon k kuch senior log aage aaye maine hath jodde unki taraf badle mein unhone bhi yahi kiya..
Aadmi1-Aaiye.. Main Sarpanch hun iss gaon kaa..
Main-Ji..
Main unke sath aaya toh mujhe dikhi woh jagah jahaan literally 8 kankaal najar aaye mujhe, bahot he waahiyaat manjar tha woh, mujhe bhi kampkampi chutt gayi, it was disgusting.. Unke chaaron taraf unki family members baithtey they jinka ro ro bura haal tha..
Sarpanch - Dekhiye Sahaab kya haal kiya hai?? Inki kya galati thi sahaab?? Yahi ki hum kissi ameer ghar mein paida nahi hue?? Aise kuchla jaaraha hai humein..
Main - Aap chinta matt kijiye, main inko toh waapis nahi laa shakta lekin yahaan khadda hoke ek waada karta hun ki aaj ki baad aapko koi hath bhi nahi lagaaega samjhe hath bhi nahi.. Ye mera waada hai..
Sarpanch - Issiliye aapko bulaaya hai sahaab warna yahaan humaari kon sunane waala tha, bhai aatey rehtey they abtoh woh bhi nahi aatey..
Main-Chinta matt kijiye main aagaya hun naa..
Sarpanch-3 toh bhai they, Baap gujar chuka hai ab bechaari maa or ek behan ko piche chhod gaye..
Main-Dekhiye main fir kehta hun main inko waapis nahi laa shakta lekin woh kar shakta hun jo ye karna caahtey they.. Inke pareewar ab mere pareewar hain main sab sambhaal lunga, inki padhai inki shaadi sab main dekhlunga..
"Usase kya humaara bhai waapis aajaega??"
Un dunali waale Londo mein se ek bola..
Main-Nahi.. Lekin inke pariwar ko bhugatna nahi padega..
"Humein humaara bhai kaa badla caahiye"
Sarpanch - Chup re bolne dey unhe..
"Kyun bolne dein, kahaan tha ye jab ye sab hua?? Main bataaun apne ac kamre mein so raha hoga, ye kya jaane humaare dukh??
Main-Tumhaare dukh?? Maaf karna sarpanch sahaab tu bata inmein se kissi kaa naam jaanta hai??
" W. W. W. Oh... Sonu.. Sonu tha ye.."
Main-Inke maa kaa naam kya tha??
"Ppapata nahi"..
Main-Pita kaa naam?? Ye bhi nahi pata?? Ye toh pata hoga Sonu kya karta tha??
"W.. W. Woh Majdurri karta tha"..
Sarpanch - Nahi, Sonu ki Toh Moter cycle repairing ki dukaan thi..
Main-Ji.. Sarpanch sahaab ye iss jaise log hain jo tumhe bhadka rahe hain, abhi inka background check karunga toh Dekhlena kissi naa kissi party kaa yuva adhyaksh hoga ye.. Tera naam bata abhi dekhun social media par..
Ye suntey he woh piche hatt gaya or bheed mein gayab hone laga..
Main-(Chilaake) Dekha?? Gaon waalo yelog hain jo tumhe bhadka rahe hain, inhe kya pata tumhaare uppar kya beeti hai inhe bus apna ullu seedha karne se matlab hai. Tumhe bhadka bhadka k yelog tumse dange karwaatey taaki inki party usase naam kamaae or fansta kon?? Tumlog.. Police tumhe maarti.. Or fir ye usme bhi apna naam kamaatey.. Maaf kijiyega main yahaan aaya hun aapke bulaane se, naa main koi neta banke aaya hun or naa he inki tarah main apna ullu seedha karne aaya hun main bus inko insaaf dilwaane aaya hun, aapka gussa jaahir hai gussa kyun nahi aaega kitane pariwar ujjad gaye, mujhe khud gussa aaraha hai, lekin gusse mein aaplog itane andhe hogaye ki in jaise ghatiya logon ki baaton mein aagaye yelog ko aapse koi matlab nahi hai, inki suntey toh naa toh insaaf milta naa he inki aatma ko shanti.. Yelog kuch votes k liye apne khudke pariwar ko bech dein fir aap toh inke kuch lagtey bhi nahi, inhe kya pata kaisa laga hoga uss maa ko jisne apne 3 Betey kho diye, kya beet rahi hai woh keval aaplog jaantey ho main yahaan khadda hoke shyaana banke bhaasan deraha hun lekin ye main khud nahi samjh shakta ki aaplogon par kya beet rahi hai ye keval aap jaantey hain issliye main aapse milne aaya hun keval or mera viswaash kijiye inko insaaf main dilwaaunga danke ki chott par dilwaaunga or kissi mein dum hai toh ye khadda hun akela khadda hun roukk k dikhaado, mujhe koi nahi rokk shakta, sabko pata hai main kon hun kya karta hun kyun karta hun, main yahaan aaya hun inn pariwaron ko sambhaalne naa ki ye vote k bukhe kutton ko jawaab dene..
Sarpanch - Bus aap sahaara ho maalik issiliye aapko bulaaya hai,..
Main-Aapke bulaane se he aaya hun main mera viswaash kijiye mujhe 72 ghantey kaa time dijiye main sab theek karwadunga..
"Karwadunga nahi karunga tumhe karna hoga tum he karoge"
Main piche mudda toh ek 50-52 ki age ki aunty khaddi thi jiski aankhon Mein abhi bhi aanshu they..
Aunty - Maine apne 3 beton ko khoya hai, mera bada beta woh ek gunda tha uska anjaam mujhe pehle he pata tha lekin mere baaki 2 Betey unhone kissi ko aajtak aankh uthaake takk nahi dekha tha pura gaon iss baat ki gawaahi dega puch lo beta, unhone kissi ka kuch nahi bigada tha unki koi galti nahi thi, mujhe toh ye bhi nahi pata inmein mere bete kon hain.. Jisne ye sab kiya hai woh isase bhi buri moutt k laayak hai or tum ye kaam Dusaron k bharose Chhodoge toh beta kuch saal baad riha ho jaaenge woh or firse aisa kuch karenge fir kissi maa ko rulaaenge fir kissi aurat ko vidhwa karenge bachon ko anaath karenge..
Sarpanch - Ye sahi keh rahi hai AP sahaab ye log ye moutt deserve nahi kartey they, humein pata hai aap kaise kaam kartey ho or humein wahi caahiye, hum nahi caahtey yelog kal Riha hoke firse ye sab repeat karein nahi humein unki haalat isase bhi badtar caahiye.. Ab aap isse humaara Paagalpan keh lo yaa vidroh..
Main-Aunty beta kaha hai aapne mujhe, ye mere bhai they or ye pura bharat jaanta hai mere pariwar ko koi hath lagaake jinda nahi raha hai or ye ab nahi badlega.. Aapka badla main lunga ye ab baat aapki nahi hai meri hai, inke kaatilon ko main dhundunga or keval dhundunga nahi unka wahi hoga jo woh deserve kartey hain or mujhe ye karne se koi nahi roukk shakta opposition ko bolta hun main dum hai toh roukk k dikhaana 72 ghanton k andar wohlog aapke saamne honge ye mera waada hai agar aisa nahi hua toh Main Uttar Pardesh ki dharti par kabhi pair nahi rakhunga..
Ye sunke wahaan mojjud sabne hath jodd liye apne..
Sarpanch - Aap investigation suru karwao maalik hum aapke sath hain..
Main-(Chilaake) Rahi baat investigation ki toh isme wahi police waale shaamil honge jinka naam aap doge, Agar kissi par aapko viswaash nahi hai woh isme shaamil nahi hoga.. Aap bus naam bataaiye.
Sarpanch - Ji abhi lijiye..
Main-(Chilaake) Ab maine aapki suni ab aap meri sunlo yahaan keval wahi rahega jo inka pariwar hai yaa dost hai baaki sab ko main 5 minute deta hun ye petrol bomb yahin rakho or nikal jaao agar nahi nikale toh fir main nikaalunga abhi moka hai baadmein nahi dunga..Sabki details nikalwaaunga or jo bhi kissi bhi party kaa aadmi hua caahe meri he party k ho main maar maar k taangein tod dunga sabki, mujhe koi raajneeti nahi caahiye isme.. 4 minutes.. 72 ghanton mein result naa mille toh fir Tumhaari marji wahi karna lekin abhi jaai..
Sarpanch - Aap apna kaam suru karo maalik, inko hum nikaal denge..
Meri baat sun wahaan mojjud logon mein se 90% wahaan se nikalne lage or apne petrol bomb, chaaku, talwaar wahin chhodtey gaye apne asle jarur sath legaye wohlog but i dont give a fuck about that. Mujhe bus scene clear caahiye tha.. Or woh 5 minutes mein hogaya wahaan bus 30-40 log he bache...
Mangal - (Bt) Bheed jaa rahi hai?? You are a legend AP..
CM(Bt) - Inko jaane do jo jaa rahe hain koi police waala inhe nahi rokega, or media ko durr rakhna inse..Aap jaari rakho AP..
Main waapis mudda toh unmein se jyaadatar mere saamne hath jodde khaddey they sabse aage un marre hue logon ki families thi woh aunty thi..
Aunty - Beta tumpe viswaash kar rahe hain, aisa kaam karna ki fir kabhi kissi maa ko meri tarah rona naa padde ye baat keval humaare he bachon ki nahi hai aise najaane kitane majburr rojj kuchle jaatey hain ye baat unki hai..
Main-Aunty ab ye aapki nahi meri problem hai main waada karta hun main woh karunga ki aaj k baad koi bhi aisa karne se pehle 1000 baar sochega..
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